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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:02I drive you crazy! That's funny! You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate their guts.
00:00:11For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:13You two are hooking up.
00:00:15We're not hooking up.
00:00:16Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:18To pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:24I need this job.
00:00:26You want your job back?
00:00:27Play along as my girlfriend until the end of the summer.
00:00:30This money will be yours.
00:00:32Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:00:36No boners. No feelings.
00:00:38I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:40Like what you see?
00:00:41After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:00:45No one told me to give up.
00:00:47Get off of her.
00:00:48Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:00:50Tell him you love him.
00:00:52I need that money more than I want you.
00:00:54Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:00:57I'm going to make your life hell.
00:01:00Tia, stop.
00:01:02Help me.
00:01:03Get off of her.
00:01:04Jules, I'm going to give you everything.
00:01:06Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:01:08And tell me that you love me.
00:01:18You drive me crazy.
00:01:19I drive you crazy. That's funny.
00:01:21You're the one who leaked our sex tape.
00:01:23If someone makes you crazy,
00:01:25you're either hopelessly in love with them,
00:01:28or you hate their guts.
00:01:30For me and Noah, it's both.
00:01:37Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:40I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:42Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:01:44This little gutter slut will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:47The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:01:50was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:01:53and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:01:55I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:01:58Clean it up, maid.
00:02:06I may be a maid, but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:10And you'll always be the girl
00:02:12who leaked our sex tape for clout.
00:02:14That's not true, and you know it.
00:02:17I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius
00:02:19has seen your titties.
00:02:27I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:31I'm glad that phase is over. Right, Emmett?
00:02:34Yeah. She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:38Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:02:41at every opportunity, can you?
00:02:48Am I dreaming?
00:02:50No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:02:56What the hell's going on?
00:03:07Noah?
00:03:09What the hell's going on?
00:03:11Jules came in here to work,
00:03:13and she started being really disrespectful,
00:03:15and she grabbed me,
00:03:17and then when I pulled my hand away, she just fell.
00:03:20Destiny? Is that what happened?
00:03:23That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:25Shut the fuck up, or you're gonna end up
00:03:27being an outcast from the group, like Jules, okay?
00:03:31Why do you even care?
00:03:33She released a video of you two having sex,
00:03:35and I had to jump in and save your reputation
00:03:38before things got out of hand.
00:03:43Mia? Give me your phone.
00:03:45What?
00:03:46Give me your phone.
00:03:47No.
00:03:48It's right here. I got you.
00:03:53I thought Noah hated me.
00:03:55Why is he standing up for me now?
00:03:58If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone,
00:04:01they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:03Noah.
00:04:04Open it.
00:04:13I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:16You didn't have to do that.
00:04:18I know.
00:04:26Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:31Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:33All right, somebody call the police.
00:04:34Dude, we can't.
00:04:35Yes, we can.
00:04:36No, we can't.
00:04:37This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:38Why would we do that when she's obviously
00:04:40just faking it for attention?
00:04:42Wake up, slut. Show's over.
00:04:44Mia, if you're not gonna help out,
00:04:45then just fuck off, all right?
00:04:46Fine by me. I'll be by the pool.
00:04:48Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:52I'm it.
00:04:56I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
00:04:58but she used to be my friend, too.
00:05:00You have to save her.
00:05:04Jules?
00:05:05Jules!
00:05:06Come on!
00:05:07Shit, shit, shit, what do I do?
00:05:09Mouth to mouth.
00:05:10Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:18You okay?
00:05:21Thank God.
00:05:23All right, let's get you up.
00:05:26I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:05:28but I need to get back to work.
00:05:30Jules.
00:05:31You're not going anywhere.
00:05:32I'm fine.
00:05:33Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:34You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good
00:05:36explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:39What, are you a stripper?
00:05:41I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:43You know, last time I saw you,
00:05:45you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:05:47and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:49And now you come to my summer house
00:05:52with a bunch of people who hate your guts
00:05:54and you're wearing this little dress?
00:05:58What are you trying to do?
00:05:59Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:01Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:02You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:04I'm here to clean your toilets
00:06:06and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:10You know what I think?
00:06:12I think you're here to win me back.
00:06:17Why would I want you back
00:06:18after everything you've done to me?
00:06:20Because I'm the best sex you've ever had
00:06:22and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:23And you know what?
00:06:24I didn't do anything to you,
00:06:25so why don't you just admit it?
00:06:27You still want me.
00:06:29Is he coming on to me?
00:06:34In your dreams.
00:06:37Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:39We've been over this a million times.
00:06:41I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:42Yes, you did.
00:06:43And when you did,
00:06:44you cost me my job opportunities
00:06:46and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:48Oh, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:51Mia decided that I was officially canceled
00:06:54Mia decided that I was officially canceled
00:06:56and got everyone to turn against me.
00:06:58And you let her.
00:07:00Did someone say my name?
00:07:06You two are hooking up?
00:07:07We're not hooking up.
00:07:09Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:15We're not hooking up.
00:07:17Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:20Be so fucking for real.
00:07:23Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:26It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:29Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:32How convenient.
00:07:35Let the girls talk.
00:07:42After everyone saw your tits online,
00:07:45I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:54Did you just spit on me?
00:07:57Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:08:02Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:08:08And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:08:12Especially Noah.
00:08:18Ow!
00:08:19Noah!
00:08:20Did you see that?
00:08:21Did you see that?
00:08:22She shoved me!
00:08:23Oh my god.
00:08:24Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:26I'm always honest.
00:08:29You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:35Thanks, Noey.
00:08:38Fire her.
00:08:47Fire her.
00:08:51Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:08:54I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:08:59Noah, she shoved me.
00:09:01And this is my rental too.
00:09:04So, what I say goes.
00:09:15Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:18So you should probably go.
00:09:22I found something for you when I was cleaning.
00:09:29Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:35Jules.
00:09:39Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:09:48I want you to take this, okay?
00:09:50It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:54I don't want your pity check.
00:09:56Thank god, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:09:59This is too humiliating.
00:10:01I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:10:15What are you doing home?
00:10:17I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:19No, no.
00:10:21That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:10:23Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:10:27I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:10:31Mia?
00:10:33Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:10:36But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:10:41Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:10:45Everything.
00:10:50I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noey.
00:10:54Please don't call me that.
00:10:58You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:11:01I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:11:05Mia, slow down, okay?
00:11:08We've only been dating for two months.
00:11:12What, you still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:11:15I don't know what you ever saw in that guy.
00:11:18I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:11:20Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:11:22Why not? That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:11:27I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:11:31What are you still doing here? You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:35Tell me this, are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:11:40Nobody wants you here.
00:11:42I can't back down, not if I want to save my family.
00:11:46I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to you.
00:11:51I need this job. I need you to choose me.
00:11:55After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:12:01What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:05What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:07I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:12No one can make him happier than me.
00:12:15Tell her, Noah.
00:12:17Prove it.
00:12:22I'll work harder than I ever have before and I'll do whatever you say.
00:12:28Okay, enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:12:33And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:12:37Mia, I need to talk to Jules. Alone.
00:12:43Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:12:51She really has you by the balls.
00:12:54Don't insult me.
00:12:56Or what? You'll spank me?
00:13:00You can leave now.
00:13:02Hey, you won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:13:12You're right. Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:18You're fired.
00:13:22You're right. Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:28You're fired.
00:13:35You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:13:37Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:13:39Hey, where are you going?
00:13:40Jules, you can't just leave. Jules!
00:13:44You can't just leave.
00:13:47You fired me. I can do whatever I want.
00:13:51How often is it?
00:13:54Oh my god, you're so hot. I love it when you're ticklish.
00:14:00Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:14:03Does it look like she's jerking me off?
00:14:11Noah, you come over here. Now.
00:14:19Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:14:23Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:14:25Don't be prude. It's just a hand job.
00:14:28You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:14:32Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:36Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:14:52What are you doing?
00:14:55Come with me.
00:15:02Guys!
00:15:03What the fuck? What the hell?
00:15:05What the fuck are you?
00:15:10You want your job back?
00:15:12Fuck me.
00:15:17Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:15:20Play along.
00:15:21Why would I do that?
00:15:23You want your job back? You've got it, Emmett.
00:15:26Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:15:30Okay, fine. Go ahead.
00:15:36You're crazy.
00:15:37I'm committed.
00:15:42Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:15:46You better give me my job back after this.
00:15:48I'm the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:15:53Noah, come out now.
00:15:55Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:15:56Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:15:57Oh, I'm coming for the third time.
00:16:01Oh, come on, baby.
00:16:02Show me what you've got.
00:16:08Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:16:09Hand me your shirt now, now, now.
00:16:26Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:31Yeah.
00:16:32Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:35You fucking bitch.
00:16:37You can't stay here.
00:16:38You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:40Take it up with Noah.
00:16:42This isn't over.
00:16:44If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easily,
00:16:49you're fucking wrong.
00:16:51If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:16:56you're wrong.
00:16:58I'm going to make your life hell.
00:17:07Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:09You know what?
00:17:10I should thank you because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:17:13Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:16Well, wait.
00:17:17I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:17:21You know what?
00:17:22Let's make a bet.
00:17:23Yeah, me and you.
00:17:24Let's make a bet.
00:17:25We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:17:27Yeah.
00:17:28What about it?
00:17:31If I stay with Jules until the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:17:35Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:17:38Internship will be yours.
00:17:40Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:17:45You're on.
00:17:53We need to talk.
00:17:58Emmett, get out.
00:18:04Did I get my job back?
00:18:06Actually, you've been promoted.
00:18:10To be my new girlfriend.
00:18:16You're nuts.
00:18:17I'm not a hooker.
00:18:19I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:23Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:26Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:29Well, I changed my mind.
00:18:31Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:35Done.
00:18:37Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:18:45Give me that.
00:18:46Not yet.
00:18:53Give me that.
00:18:54Not yet.
00:18:55I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:18:59But until then, this money's mine.
00:19:03This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:19:09I'll do it.
00:19:12Great.
00:19:17Let's seal the deal.
00:19:25Let's shake on it.
00:19:33All right. Let's set some ground rules.
00:19:46Rule number one.
00:19:48No boners.
00:19:50You know I can handle my own boners.
00:19:53You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:19:56Yeah.
00:19:57Just one.
00:19:59No feelings.
00:20:02I don't want things to get complicated.
00:20:06You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:12Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:16Yeah, I do.
00:20:18I have one.
00:20:21No one touches you but me.
00:20:26You don't own me.
00:20:28Jules, I'm being serious.
00:20:31While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:35So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:39Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with.
00:20:42Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:44Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:48Let the show begin.
00:20:54Ew.
00:20:55I'm not having dinner with her.
00:20:57There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:20:59You kicked me out.
00:21:01Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:21:06Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:21:10At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:21:15Mia.
00:21:18Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:21:21This is my house.
00:21:23And Jules is my...
00:21:26I'm his permanent guest.
00:21:28I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:33Hey, Mom.
00:21:35Jason!
00:21:36Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:40Dinner is served.
00:21:47Let's fucking go!
00:21:50Dave!
00:21:55Oops.
00:21:57I spilled.
00:21:59Emmett?
00:22:01You want to help?
00:22:03Yeah.
00:22:12Look at Jules squirm.
00:22:16Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:22:20Noah, are you thirsty?
00:22:27Jules, take your shirt off.
00:22:49No.
00:23:08Oops.
00:23:10Spilled a little.
00:23:12Jules.
00:23:14I'm still thirsty.
00:23:20Oh.
00:23:24Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:27I have to go.
00:23:37If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:23:43Choke on it.
00:23:49Don't run away from me.
00:23:54Why did you kiss me out there?
00:23:57It was an act, Jules.
00:23:59And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:24:03You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:24:06Yeah, I know.
00:24:09Now you're going to strip for me?
00:24:11You're shivering.
00:24:13Come here.
00:24:19Bed's yours tonight. I'll take the couch.
00:24:50What are you doing here and where is Noah?
00:24:58Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:25:01Destiny, that is your brother.
00:25:03Whatever.
00:25:05I just came by to tell you how happy I am you stole him back from Mia.
00:25:08Mia's your best friend?
00:25:10Yeah.
00:25:11She's also a huge bitch.
00:25:13People contain multitudes.
00:25:16Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:18She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:25:21And she's jealous of you still.
00:25:25And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:25:28If you know what I mean.
00:25:40Like what you see?
00:25:45I do, actually.
00:25:49I do.
00:26:08What are you doing?
00:26:10Taking a shower.
00:26:14Remember, no going in.
00:26:17You wish.
00:26:25Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:28I've got some friends coming over. Meet me at the pool.
00:26:43What's with this guy?
00:26:45He's ice cold. Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:55Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:27:05Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:16I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:19Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:23Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:26You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:29You're right.
00:27:31It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:38Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a test.
00:27:42Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:46Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:27:53Mia, would you relax? We're not taking a vote. We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:27:59What's Survivor?
00:28:00A show for old people.
00:28:01Ew! It's so old.
00:28:05I'm kidding.
00:28:07Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:28:10What game is she trying to play?
00:28:13Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:21Wow, not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:25That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:27Oh honey, you don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:32It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:38What are you talking about? I never said anything about...
00:28:41Save it. Herb's right here.
00:28:46And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:50Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:28:55I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you.
00:28:59I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:29:05Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:29:08Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:29:13They can?
00:29:15I never said that. Mia did.
00:29:18She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:29:21Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:25Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:30Hey, I paid good money for these.
00:29:34Mia, would you knock it off? Jules would never say any of those things, alright?
00:29:38Really? Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:29:41She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:44Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:50Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:53You said that about me?
00:29:55I can explain.
00:29:57Save your breath.
00:30:10Mitch!
00:30:12Don't touch me!
00:30:13Get off of me!
00:30:26You are so...
00:30:28I gotta get that shirt off.
00:30:52Noah!
00:30:54Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:30:58No, no, no way, dude.
00:30:59Like, I'm just gonna distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:31:03She'll come crawling back.
00:31:07Speak of the devil.
00:31:13You hooked up with Jules?
00:31:15Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules!
00:31:18I don't know what's going on, dude.
00:31:19What do you mean, dude? It's pretty fucking clear.
00:31:21It's pretty fucking clear you hooked up!
00:31:25Fuck!
00:31:26Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:28Emmett, stop!
00:31:29Fuck you, dude!
00:31:30Stop!
00:31:35Did you post this?
00:31:46Jules, did you post this?
00:31:52I don't know...
00:31:53Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:31:56What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:32:01How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:32:03Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus than let everybody at this party know that we just had sex.
00:32:09You know what?
00:32:10Everyone was right about you.
00:32:12You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:32:15Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:32:17Lose my number.
00:32:19I never want to see you again!
00:32:21Fine, feelings mutual.
00:32:27Great, you just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:32:34Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:37Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:42You're a skank.
00:32:44So get out and don't come back.
00:32:49Help!
00:32:58Help!
00:32:59Help!
00:33:14You... you saved me?
00:33:20That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:24And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:30Emmett!
00:33:32Don't even think about it.
00:33:33Go on, Jules, tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:36Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:38We have to talk.
00:33:41Emmett!
00:33:43Emmett!
00:33:44Emmett!
00:33:45Emmett!
00:33:46Emmett!
00:33:47Emmett!
00:33:49Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:33:59One step closer to making her mine.
00:34:08Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:34:10I can explain everything.
00:34:11Good, explain.
00:34:13Now.
00:34:19You're a hottie, you know that?
00:34:22Takes one to know one.
00:34:24Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:32I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:36I never said that, okay?
00:34:49Emmett.
00:34:52You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:34:56That way everyone can see it.
00:34:58But for right now...
00:35:01It's party time.
00:35:09OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:35:13I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:35:16How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:19You don't know him like I do.
00:35:22If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:35:25Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:27I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:29Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:33He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:35:36But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:39More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:41The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:45Except for the one about you.
00:35:48I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:50That's true.
00:35:55Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:36:08Is that true?
00:36:10Is that true?
00:36:13It's true.
00:36:15I liked you.
00:36:18Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:36:20I mean, really.
00:36:23Alright, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:36:26So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:28Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:35I guess you can.
00:36:37There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:40Alright.
00:36:46I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:48But when I really think about it,
00:36:50I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:52I really did.
00:36:57You give those two until the end of today?
00:37:00To what, bone?
00:37:03They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:37:05It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:37:07I don't think they remember you exist.
00:37:13Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:19Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:37:22You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:24When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blows you.
00:37:36Okay.
00:37:56She's never kissed me like that.
00:37:58My turn.
00:38:07No smoke.
00:38:09Looks like we have to kiss.
00:38:15Rude.
00:38:36Keep the circle moving.
00:38:39If you want to really piss me off,
00:38:41kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:49Get off me.
00:38:51Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:53What's a little peck?
00:38:56Why would you tell everyone that?
00:38:58Remember that six-peck you bought me for doing the deed?
00:39:06Hey, Jules! Jules!
00:39:08You're a pig!
00:39:10Hey, Emmett is lying, okay? He's lying.
00:39:12I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:39:14But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:18You have feelings for me?
00:39:25I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:39:27But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:29You have feelings for me?
00:39:31Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:39:33You do?
00:39:34Yeah.
00:39:36I have all the feelings.
00:39:38Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:39:40You're a dick!
00:39:42Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes, Jules,
00:39:44sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:46Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:48I broke your trust.
00:39:50And when that video was leaked,
00:39:52my trust was broken too.
00:39:59What do you mean?
00:40:01I mean, I trusted you when you let me down,
00:40:02and now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:40:07Do you want to get back together?
00:40:10You said no feelings.
00:40:12Yeah, you're right.
00:40:16So tell me you want to be with me.
00:40:18Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:40:20Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:40:22Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:23The money.
00:40:31Well, it looks like our favorite couple
00:40:33survived the rain and fire.
00:40:35Ew, why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:37Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:39I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:41Mm-hmm.
00:40:43Her parents lost all their money
00:40:45after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:47And the only reason why I know that
00:40:49is because my dad owns the hospital
00:40:51that her mother so owes money to.
00:40:53Maybe we should take Jill shopping
00:40:55so she can forget she's poor.
00:40:57Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:40:59Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
00:41:01You should go do that right now.
00:41:09It's not that easy.
00:41:11Stop avoiding the question.
00:41:13I'm not avoiding it.
00:41:15Look, if I don't get the money,
00:41:17I'll lose everything.
00:41:19What do you mean?
00:41:21I mean...
00:41:23I want to take you shopping!
00:41:25Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:41:27She was about to answer
00:41:29a very important question.
00:41:31I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:41:33but I really don't want to lie to Noah
00:41:35and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:41:37or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:40We can talk later, I promise.
00:41:54The girls go shopping.
00:41:56Saturdays are for the boys.
00:42:00It must be embarrassing for everyone
00:42:02to realize how much she wants me.
00:42:04I cannot wait to crush your ego
00:42:06once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:42:08Dude, the Lehman internship
00:42:10is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:42:12It was tailored for sigmas, like me.
00:42:15The internship is mine.
00:42:17Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:42:20Or at least until the end of the summer
00:42:21and I have to pay up.
00:42:31If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:42:34Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:38Oh my god, it's gorgeous!
00:42:41I'm gonna go try this on!
00:42:43Ahh!
00:42:45You ordered the wrong size!
00:42:47Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:42:50No, you didn't!
00:42:52That's impossible!
00:42:54It doesn't fit!
00:42:56Maybe the zipper's stuck!
00:42:58What are you doing?
00:43:00I'm shopping.
00:43:02Do you not remember me?
00:43:04I used to be in here all the time.
00:43:06Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:43:08She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:43:09But what Mia says goes.
00:43:11So your money's no good here.
00:43:14You know what?
00:43:16You're right.
00:43:18I have better things to do
00:43:20than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:43:22That's it.
00:43:24You're out.
00:43:26Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me.
00:43:28I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:43:30Trash?
00:43:32That's my girlfriend.
00:43:34Apparently, I'm too poor
00:43:36to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:39See this car?
00:43:42Has no spending limit.
00:43:44My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:47And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:43:50No way, this is mine!
00:43:52Oh, are you gonna purchase it?
00:43:54No.
00:43:56Not with this janky little zipper.
00:43:58Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:44:00I'm not buying it.
00:44:01Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:44:17What do you think?
00:44:22Noah?
00:44:25Will you come help zip me up?
00:44:28Of course.
00:44:32You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:35Is it too expensive?
00:44:37No.
00:44:39It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:49Well, aren't you gonna thank me?
00:45:02Thank you, Noah.
00:45:05You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:45:09Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:45:16Put the dress on my card.
00:45:20Excuse me.
00:45:22I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:45:27I bet she stole it.
00:45:29I would never.
00:45:31Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:45:35Fine.
00:45:37Whatever, Mia.
00:45:51See? Told ya.
00:45:52Mia?
00:45:59I don't know how that got there.
00:46:02Well, she stole it.
00:46:04And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:46:09Call the police.
00:46:11Don't call the police.
00:46:13This is all my fault.
00:46:15No, it's not.
00:46:17Yes, it is.
00:46:19I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:46:22I paid for it once everybody left.
00:46:24You can't do this.
00:46:26It's a waste of money.
00:46:28Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:46:30It's worth it, trust me.
00:46:32And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:46:35Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:37Please and thank you.
00:46:46Hey!
00:46:50There he is.
00:46:52Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:46:55Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:46:57Well, enjoy it while it lasts.
00:46:59Because after tonight, I'll have that little slut begging for me.
00:47:06Watch your mouth.
00:47:08Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:47:10Okay, dude.
00:47:12Jules was mine first.
00:47:14I dumped her, okay?
00:47:16It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:47:18Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:47:22Okay, alright.
00:47:24Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:47:26Yeah?
00:47:28I get Jules' panties off.
00:47:30By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship
00:47:32and never come back to the summer house.
00:47:34Fine.
00:47:36And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:47:38I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:47:40I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:42Deal.
00:47:47You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:50Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:47:59Eat shit.
00:48:01Hey.
00:48:03Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:48:06Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:48:08Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight
00:48:10unless it's with me.
00:48:20Hey.
00:48:26Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:48:28Uh, I don't know.
00:48:30Jules.
00:48:32You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:48:34About what?
00:48:36The music in here?
00:48:38Because I think it sucks.
00:48:40Jules.
00:48:42Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:44For real.
00:48:46No contracts and no money.
00:48:48I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:50Uh, Destiny.
00:48:52We're right in the middle of something.
00:48:54Like I care.
00:48:56I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:48:58I'm sorry.
00:49:00We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:49:02Have fun.
00:49:04Here.
00:49:06Put this on.
00:49:08I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:49:14You're crazy.
00:49:15Well, if you're too afraid,
00:49:17you can just back out now.
00:49:22You're on.
00:49:29Follow me.
00:49:35Let the show begin.
00:49:46You think you're hot shit?
00:49:48Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:49:52Everyone in the club get hot and happy!
00:49:55Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition!
00:50:02The rules are simple.
00:50:04Each one of these smoke shows
00:50:06will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:50:09And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:50:15I love you.
00:50:17I love you.
00:50:19I love you.
00:50:21I love you.
00:50:24I love you.
00:50:26I love you.
00:50:28I love you.
00:50:30I love you.
00:50:32I love you.
00:50:34I love you.
00:50:36I love you.
00:50:38I love you.
00:50:40I love you.
00:50:42I love you.
00:50:43I love you.
00:50:45I love you.
00:50:47I love you.
00:50:49I love you.
00:50:51I love you.
00:50:53I love you.
00:50:55I love you.
00:50:57I love you.
00:50:59I love you.
00:51:01I love you.
00:51:03I love you.
00:51:05I love you.
00:51:07I love you.
00:51:09I love you.
00:51:11I love you.
00:51:13Top that!
00:51:29Top that!
00:51:43Top that!
00:52:07You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:52:09Show me.
00:52:14But I won't be your friend when you cry.
00:52:19Cry.
00:52:21Cry.
00:52:23The tears on your face.
00:52:25I won't need anything when you cry.
00:52:31The same old mistakes.
00:52:34I loved you when you cried.
00:52:41Yo.
00:52:43Dude.
00:52:45I need the lady killer special.
00:52:47Now.
00:52:49I got you.
00:52:53Here's a tip.
00:52:55And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:01And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:07Mia!
00:53:13As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:53:18I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public heartbreak.
00:53:25Here we go.
00:53:26Jewels, wait.
00:53:32You look upset.
00:53:35What are you, my therapist?
00:53:37Fuck off.
00:53:38No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:53:43Jewels.
00:53:45I have something that can make you feel better.
00:53:51What is that?
00:53:52A good time.
00:53:54Come on, Jewels.
00:53:56You wanna have some fun?
00:54:00No, thanks.
00:54:03Jewels, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:54:07Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:54:11Better play along.
00:54:14Cheers.
00:54:22Bottoms up.
00:54:25Cheers.
00:54:27Alright.
00:54:29Turn that shit around so you can grind on me. Come on.
00:54:31I'm gonna go change.
00:54:36Destin.
00:54:38Have you seen Jewels?
00:54:39I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:54:41Emmett was with her.
00:54:44That little shit.
00:54:52Don't move.
00:54:59What do you think you're doing?
00:55:01Stop denying yourself, Jewels.
00:55:04We both know you want this.
00:55:06Be gentle.
00:55:07Just like our first time, remember?
00:55:09Back off.
00:55:11Just relax, baby.
00:55:13Let that E kick in.
00:55:14You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:55:17Oh.
00:55:18I was gonna fuck you anyways.
00:55:20Let go of me.
00:55:21This is just gonna take a minute.
00:55:26Emmett.
00:55:27Let go and we can pretend like this never happened.
00:55:30Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you.
00:55:32Jewels?
00:55:34Jewels, are you in there?
00:55:36Noah!
00:55:37Help me!
00:55:41Noah!
00:55:42Help me!
00:55:44Emmett!
00:55:46Get off of her!
00:55:48You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:55:50What's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:55Emmett!
00:55:56She doesn't want you!
00:55:57What are you doing?
00:55:58She wants me so bad, dude.
00:56:00Even if she won't say so.
00:56:08Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:56:09I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:56:14Wait! Stop!
00:56:21This asshole isn't worth it.
00:56:40You look like shit.
00:56:42Jewels just kicked my ass.
00:56:44All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:56:47Hey!
00:56:49Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:56:56Mia, stop.
00:56:59This bitch wants to be me so bad it's fucking pathetic.
00:57:03Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:57:04Be so fucking for real.
00:57:06Emmett would never want a skank like you.
00:57:09He's just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:57:13And you know what?
00:57:16He's coming back to the house with me.
00:57:18Tonight.
00:57:20Mia, sit down.
00:57:22Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:57:27Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:57:29Let's go.
00:57:34I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:57:40Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:57:43Ow.
00:57:45You're hurt.
00:57:46Let me help you.
00:57:59I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:58:10Okay.
00:58:18I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:58:21I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:58:23Really.
00:58:25I didn't take them.
00:58:27You didn't take the pills?
00:58:33You know, I got something better than E.
00:58:36It's twice as fun.
00:58:37And I've been saving it just for you.
00:58:47What are you trying to give me?
00:58:53Rocky Road.
00:58:56Ow.
00:58:58Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:58:59This is how you repay me?
00:59:01How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:59:06I'm not an asshole.
00:59:08No, you're the king of assholes.
00:59:12You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever.
00:59:23I gotta show you something.
00:59:24What?
00:59:34I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:59:42And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:59:50It worked.
00:59:55I wanted you all summer.
00:59:58Stop breathing.
01:00:01I need you.
01:00:03Now.
01:00:25What if somebody sees?
01:00:27Everybody's at the club.
01:00:30I'm taking you upstairs.
01:00:54Oh.
01:00:55Oh.
01:00:56Oh.
01:00:57Oh.
01:00:58Oh.
01:00:59Oh.
01:01:00Oh.
01:01:01Oh.
01:01:02Oh.
01:01:03Oh.
01:01:04Oh.
01:01:05Oh.
01:01:06Oh.
01:01:07Oh.
01:01:08Oh.
01:01:09Oh.
01:01:10Oh.
01:01:11Oh.
01:01:12Oh.
01:01:13Oh.
01:01:14Hi, Mrs. Allen.
01:01:15It's Mia.
01:01:16Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
01:01:17Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon, and we would just love it if you were here for it.
01:01:25Okay.
01:01:26Bye.
01:01:40Hey, sleepyhead.
01:01:42What are you doing up so early?
01:01:44I thought I wore you out last night.
01:01:47I'm ready for another round.
01:01:50Hey, can you knock?
01:01:51Can you put your boner away?
01:01:54Get up!
01:01:55Get up!
01:01:56Get up, get up, get up!
01:01:57Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:01:59It's worse than a fire!
01:02:03Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
01:02:12You're fucking with me.
01:02:14What's the big deal?
01:02:15Uh, there's the drugs.
01:02:16And the mess.
01:02:17And you.
01:02:18What about me?
01:02:19She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
01:02:20But, like, in a bad way.
01:02:21Look, my mom knows about the sex tape, and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:02:26I need to get out of here.
01:02:27I'll hide Jules.
01:02:28I'll distract Mom.
01:02:33Yo, Jason, I'm gonna go hide Jules.
01:02:35Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
01:02:37Okay.
01:02:43Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:02:44Got it.
01:02:54Get your brother.
01:02:56Now.
01:03:03Mommy!
01:03:04Wait!
01:03:05Noah!
01:03:06Noah!
01:03:11My baby boy!
01:03:12Mom!
01:03:13Hi!
01:03:14Hey.
01:03:15Mom, I, uh, I thought you were in Fiji with, uh, Roberto.
01:03:18Mia called and said she needed the family ring.
01:03:22To propose!
01:03:28Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:37I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.
01:03:40Oh.
01:03:41She just left.
01:03:45I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:03:50What is that slut doing here?
01:03:55You're the girl from the sex tape!
01:03:57Get out of this house!
01:03:58Mom.
01:03:59Noah, a little help?
01:04:01Uh, Mom, uh, this is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:04:09Uh, yes!
01:04:11It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:04:16Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:04:20Lisa!
01:04:21Wait a second, Mommy!
01:04:24We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:04:26Oh, yes we do.
01:04:29You're marrying Mia now?
01:04:31I have no idea what got into her head.
01:04:33I am so sorry, okay?
01:04:35But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:04:38Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:04:40Please?
01:04:50My head hurts.
01:04:52Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:04:55Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:04:57Oh, thanks.
01:05:13Water.
01:05:14Water, I need water!
01:05:17Jules!
01:05:19What did you give my mom?
01:05:21Aspirin.
01:05:22Aspirin?
01:05:23Woo!
01:05:24It's so hot in here.
01:05:27Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:05:32No.
01:05:34Woo!
01:05:35Hey, I have an idea.
01:05:37Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:05:40I'm feeling like a cougar!
01:05:42Wow!
01:05:43Oh, that's enough.
01:05:44I've got to talk to you.
01:05:45Let's go.
01:05:46Woo!
01:05:47Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:05:49Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:05:52No way.
01:05:53You gave her those?
01:05:54I didn't give them.
01:05:55She found them.
01:05:56Should we call an ambulance?
01:05:58Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:06:00She hates you already.
01:06:01What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:06:06Where did she go?
01:06:19Woo!
01:06:21Woo!
01:06:22Mom, get out of the pool.
01:06:24No way!
01:06:25It feels so good.
01:06:30Oh, wait, no.
01:06:32Help!
01:06:34I'm drowning!
01:06:36Mia, save me!
01:06:37Oh, absolutely not.
01:06:39I'm not going in there.
01:06:42No!
01:06:44Help!
01:06:55Help!
01:06:58No!
01:07:00No!
01:07:05You saved me.
01:07:09Here, I brought you some tea.
01:07:17I was wrong about you.
01:07:19I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:07:24Wow.
01:07:30Thank you for taking care of her.
01:07:34I hope I was a good maid.
01:07:37Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:07:39Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:07:43You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:07:49I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
01:07:52No feelings, remember?
01:08:00I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:08:04I'll tear it up right now.
01:08:06I mean it.
01:08:10I need that money more than I want you.
01:08:14When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:08:19If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:08:24So it was really always just about the money? Really?
01:08:28When I started our relationship, it was about the money, but now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:08:43Come with me.
01:08:49I want to give you the money.
01:08:51Not as your boss, as your boyfriend.
01:08:55Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:08:59I don't know what to say.
01:09:04Just let me take care of you.
01:09:11And tell me that you love me.
01:09:14I don't think I can say it.
01:09:19Let me take care of you. It's the least you can do.
01:09:24Fine.
01:09:26You can take care of me, okay?
01:09:29And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:09:32I know you do.
01:09:37Good morning, everyone.
01:09:40Good morning, everyone.
01:09:43Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:09:46Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:09:51I was just leaving.
01:09:53You're not leaving, Jules. We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:10:00After your little sex video was released, at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:10:07But, after you saved me, all I can say is...
01:10:14Welcome to the family!
01:10:20You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:10:24That was before you left me to drown.
01:10:27I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:10:32Adios.
01:10:33Adios.
01:10:35Bye, Mom.
01:10:40I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:10:44Good luck with that.
01:10:46I don't need luck. I have a really big brain.
01:10:56There must be something incriminating in here.
01:11:03What is this?
01:11:11Ew, what died in here?
01:11:14My manhood.
01:11:16Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:11:22I don't like to read.
01:11:24It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:11:27They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:11:31That's cheating.
01:11:33Oh, great, you finally figured it out. Good boy.
01:11:38I think it's time for you to cheat too.
01:11:46I thought this was summer vacation.
01:11:49I know, I know. But, I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:11:58What up, lovebirds?
01:12:01Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:12:04You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:12:09Who are you?
01:12:11I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:12:22Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you. What are you doing here?
01:12:26Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:12:29I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:12:34The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:12:37I'd like to be your friend.
01:12:43I have enough friends, thanks.
01:12:48Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:12:52I'm a high profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble, and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:13:00The next intern for Lehman Corp. will be responsible for keeping me entertained, and I get bored easy.
01:13:10Your interview for Lehman Corp. starts now.
01:13:16Interview starts now. Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:13:22Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:13:24Hey, how about I show you out to the pool? That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:13:29Okay.
01:13:36That's the guy you want to work for? He's a total clown.
01:13:41Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:13:46And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:13:49Don't you already have enough money?
01:13:51Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA. I was the captain of every sports team I was on, and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:13:58I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:14:03And then our sex tape got released.
01:14:06And all my job prospects were completely toast. The only interview I got was for Lehman Corp.
01:14:13Jules, I need this internship, and so do you.
01:14:16Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:14:23You lied to me.
01:14:24No, I didn't lie to you. I just... I just didn't tell you everything. I'm sorry.
01:14:33Everybody! Let's get the party started!
01:14:45Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:14:49I've met a lot of pretty girls. There's something special about you. You're so... beautiful.
01:14:58Thanks, but I'm taken.
01:15:01I'm not trying to marry you. Noah, tell me, who snatched this hottie up?
01:15:10That'd be me.
01:15:13You're a lucky man.
01:15:15I know.
01:15:17How long is he going to be here?
01:15:20I'll protect you.
01:15:22And lookie here, the happy little couple.
01:15:26From full mates to soul mates.
01:15:34Emmett, Noah and I are talking. Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:15:40Yeah, well, I just wanted us to talk.
01:15:42Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:15:45Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man. Yeah, he's finally going to win our bet.
01:15:51What bet?
01:15:54What bet?
01:15:56I told Noah that if you guys could make it throughout the summer, I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:16:03That's not true.
01:16:05Yeah, it is. I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so I recorded the whole thing.
01:16:10You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:16:17I don't want to hear it.
01:16:19Yeah, I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:16:25I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:16:29I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:16:32I was nothing but a check to you.
01:16:35Both of you can fuck off.
01:16:41Chicks, dude.
01:16:43I'm going to kick your fucking ass.
01:16:45I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:16:49I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:16:53You're pathetic.
01:16:55Whatever, dude.
01:17:01What were you thinking? That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:17:06I've been waiting all day to get you over.
01:17:11You're a sexy girl. We could have a lot of fun.
01:17:16I don't have time for that shit.
01:17:18Then make time. There's a tradition at Lehman. The boys share their toys. And I want to play with you.
01:17:27I don't want to be played with.
01:17:29If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:17:32The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job. Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:17:40What do I have to do?
01:17:43Let me borrow you for the night.
01:17:50In your dreams, perv.
01:17:56Mia, do you know where Jules is?
01:17:59You're still caught up on that skank? Maybe this outfit will change your mind.
01:18:04Mia, a lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you. Get it through your head. I want to be with Jules.
01:18:11Why do you like her so much?
01:18:14I don't like her. I love her.
01:18:21You know, I feel sorry for you. For falling in love with such a liar. You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:18:28Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:18:30Found your girlfriend.
01:18:35No!
01:18:44If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job?
01:18:48Yes, and it's the only way you'd get in. We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:18:54My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:18:57Wait, now I know where I recognize you.
01:19:01Damn, you were great. Just one kiss. That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:19:16Don't play it hard to get!
01:19:24Get off her.
01:19:25Get off her.
01:19:31Get off her.
01:19:33Let me have my fun, then you can take your turn.
01:19:36If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:19:38You wouldn't dare.
01:19:41You little shit! You'll never work for Lehman.
01:19:45Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there, because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:19:52You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:19:55You want to mess with me? Yeah, why don't you sue me and let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around.
01:20:02You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:20:05Please, don't tell my wife.
01:20:07Get out of my face, old man.
01:20:18How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:22How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:23It wasn't what it looked like.
01:20:25Don't lie to me. I saw you kiss him back.
01:20:33I should be the one that's mad. You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:20:38You were getting money out of the deal, so why does it matter?
01:20:42Tell him that he's a good kisser and you want him right now. Tell him you love him.
01:20:47No, tell him you love him.
01:20:49It matters because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:21:02You're fired. Get out of my house.
01:21:18You're gone for good, bitch.
01:21:25You never belonged with us and now it's your turn to go.
01:21:32I played you and I won.
01:21:35This has nothing to do with you.
01:21:38Oh, honey, this has everything to do with me.
01:21:42I planted the camera in your room.
01:21:46And then I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:21:50And then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:21:58You thought you were better than me.
01:22:01But I always win.
01:22:03All I fucking do is win.
01:22:13A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:22:26Mom, I saved the house.
01:22:30It's too late.
01:22:37Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:22:40Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:22:44That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:22:47You lose everything.
01:22:49Oh, God.
01:23:02Can I help you?
01:23:04What are you doing in that uniform?
01:23:06What are you doing in that uniform?
01:23:09My dad cut me off after a Los Angeles internship.
01:23:13I guess he paid a lot of money to get me that job, so...
01:23:18Do you need anything?
01:23:27I have a big tip for you.
01:23:30Seriously?
01:23:32Smile more.
01:23:37Okay.
01:23:42This money feels dirty.
01:23:45I never want to see this check again.
01:23:57Miss me?
01:24:03Miss me?
01:24:07Miss me?
01:24:12Get lost.
01:24:14I deserve that.
01:24:18Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:24:21And I think you'll really like it.
01:24:27Is this the deed to my house?
01:24:30Yeah. This morning I bought it.
01:24:33You bought my house from under us?
01:24:36That's the name on the title.
01:24:39Oh, my God.
01:24:42You put it under my name.
01:24:45It's yours, Jules. It's all yours.
01:24:48But...
01:24:50I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:24:53Another condition?
01:24:56What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:24:59Sleep with your boss? Drug your mom?
01:25:02No.
01:25:03But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight.
01:25:12And at 8pm.
01:25:15And I want you to wear this.
01:25:29What are you doing here?
01:25:31Noah told me to come.
01:25:34Really? Oh, how pathetic.
01:25:37Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:25:42He's proposing to you?
01:25:45When did you two get back together?
01:25:47Well, it's not official yet.
01:25:49But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:25:52And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:25:56I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:25:59Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:26:04Mia! Jules!
01:26:07I am so happy that both of you are here.
01:26:09Why did you invite me here?
01:26:11To watch you propose to Mia?
01:26:13Propose?
01:26:15Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:26:17Oh, please. The big question.
01:26:20Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:26:23Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:26:27Uh...
01:26:29How did you know about that?
01:26:32Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:26:34And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you were in Jules' fight.
01:26:37You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room.
01:26:41Okay. Fine.
01:26:44Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:26:48But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:26:52What are you going to do? Arrest me?
01:26:54Actually, that's my job.
01:26:56You're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:26:58What? You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:27:01These are not what they're for! Call my dad!
01:27:04Daddy!
01:27:06Bye, Mia.
01:27:09If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:27:13That's not why I invited you here.
01:27:19Everybody!
01:27:22What is he doing?
01:27:27I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:27:34And here are my secrets.
01:27:37I scream when I see spiders.
01:27:40I do.
01:27:42And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:27:49And I cannot tell my left from my right.
01:27:51Noah, what are you doing? You look like a crazy person.
01:27:54And I have one more secret.
01:27:57Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:28:04And I want to make it official, Jules, right here in front of everybody.
01:28:08I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:28:56I love you.
01:29:07Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:29:10I didn't. I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:29:14Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:15Do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:25Of course I do.
01:29:27Now, let's party.