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00:00:00If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:00:15their guts.
00:00:16For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18You two are hooking up.
00:00:19We're not hooking up.
00:00:20Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:21To pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and
00:00:27ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:28I need this job.
00:00:30You want your job back?
00:00:31Play along as my girlfriend until the end of the summer.
00:00:35This money will be yours.
00:00:37Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:00:40No boners.
00:00:41No feelings.
00:00:42I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:44Like what you see?
00:00:46After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:00:49No one told you I'm good enough.
00:00:52Get off of her.
00:00:53Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:00:55Tell him you love him.
00:00:56I need that money more than I want you.
00:00:59Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:01:01I'm gonna make you all pay in hell.
00:01:04Leah.
00:01:05Stop.
00:01:06Help me!
00:01:07Get off of her.
00:01:08Jules, I'm gonna give you everything.
00:01:10Tell me that you wanna give up the money.
00:01:13And tell me that you love me.
00:01:22You drive me crazy!
00:01:23I drive you crazy?
00:01:24That's funny!
00:01:25You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:01:27If someone makes you crazy,
00:01:29you're either hopelessly in love with them,
00:01:31or you hate their guts.
00:01:33For me and Noah,
00:01:35it's both.
00:01:41Jules!
00:01:43Can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:45I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:47Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:01:49This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:51The only way for me to pay off
00:01:53my family's medical debt was to work
00:01:55as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:01:57and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:01:59I think Mia hired me
00:02:01just to torture me.
00:02:03Clean it up, maid.
00:02:11I may be a maid,
00:02:13but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:15And you'll always be the girl
00:02:17who leaked our sex tape for clout.
00:02:19That's not true, and you know it.
00:02:21I know that everyone in
00:02:23a hundred mile radius has seen your titties.
00:02:31I can't believe I used to be
00:02:33friends with her.
00:02:35I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:37Right, Emmett?
00:02:39Yeah.
00:02:41She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:43Oh.
00:02:45You just can't help but open your legs
00:02:47at every opportunity,
00:02:49can you?
00:02:53Am I dreaming?
00:02:55No way is the guy who ruined my life
00:02:57helping me.
00:03:01What the hell's going on?
00:03:05Noah?
00:03:07What the hell's going on?
00:03:09I don't know.
00:03:11Noah?
00:03:13What the hell's going on?
00:03:15Jules came in here to work,
00:03:17and she started being really disrespectful,
00:03:19and she grabbed me,
00:03:21and then when I pulled my hand away, she just
00:03:23fell.
00:03:25Destiny, is that what happened?
00:03:27That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:29Shut the fuck up, or you're gonna end up
00:03:31being an outcast from the group, like Jules,
00:03:33okay?
00:03:35Why do you even care?
00:03:37She released a video of you two having sex,
00:03:39and I had to jump in and
00:03:41save your reputation before things
00:03:43got out of hand.
00:03:47Mia?
00:03:49Give me your phone.
00:03:51Give me your phone.
00:03:53It's right here. I got you.
00:03:57I thought Noah hated me.
00:03:59Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:03If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone,
00:04:05they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:07Noah?
00:04:17I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:19You didn't have to do that.
00:04:21I know.
00:04:29Uh...
00:04:31Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:33Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:35All right, somebody call the police.
00:04:37Dude, we can't.
00:04:39Yes, we can.
00:04:41No, we can't.
00:04:43This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:45Why would we do that when she's obviously
00:04:47just faking it for attention?
00:04:49Wake up, slut, show's over.
00:04:51Mia, if you're not gonna help out,
00:04:53then just fuck off, all right?
00:04:55Fine by me, I'll be by the pool.
00:04:57Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:59I'm it.
00:05:01I'm sorry for Jules, but she used to be my friend, too.
00:05:03You have to save her.
00:05:07Jules?
00:05:09Jules, come on!
00:05:11Shit, shit, shit, what do I do?
00:05:13Mouth to mouth, give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:21You okay?
00:05:25Thank God.
00:05:27All right, um, let's get you up.
00:05:29I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:05:31but I need to get back to work.
00:05:33Jules,
00:05:35you're not going anywhere.
00:05:37I'm fine.
00:05:39Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:41You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation
00:05:43of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:45What, are you a stripper?
00:05:47I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:49You know, last time I saw you,
00:05:51you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:05:53and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:55And now you come to my summer house
00:05:57with a bunch of people who hate your guts
00:05:59and you're wearing this little dress?
00:06:01What are you trying to do?
00:06:03Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:05Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:07You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:09I'm here to clean your toilets
00:06:11and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:15You know what I think?
00:06:17I think you're here to win me back.
00:06:21Why would I want you back
00:06:23after everything you've done to me?
00:06:25Because I'm the best sex you've ever had
00:06:27and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:29And you know what, I didn't do anything to you.
00:06:31So why don't you just admit it?
00:06:33You still want me.
00:06:35Is he coming on to me?
00:06:41In your dreams.
00:06:43Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:45We've been over this a million times.
00:06:47I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:49Yes, you did.
00:06:51And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities
00:06:53and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:55I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:57Mia decided that I was officially cancelled
00:06:59and got everyone to turn against me.
00:07:01And you let her.
00:07:03Did someone say my name?
00:07:09You two are hooking up?
00:07:11We're not hooking up.
00:07:13Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:19We're not hooking up.
00:07:21Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:25Be so fucking for real.
00:07:27Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:29It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:33Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:35How convenient.
00:07:39Let the girls talk.
00:07:47After everyone saw your tits online
00:07:49I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:59Did you just spit on me?
00:08:01Yeah.
00:08:03And I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:08:07Everything you've ever had
00:08:09or wanted
00:08:11is mine.
00:08:13And I'm not giving any
00:08:15of it back.
00:08:17Especially Noah.
00:08:21Ow!
00:08:23Noah!
00:08:25Did you see that? She shoved me!
00:08:27Oh my god.
00:08:29Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:31I'm always honest.
00:08:33You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:39Thanks, Noey.
00:08:41Fire her.
00:08:47Fire her.
00:08:51Do you really think firing her
00:08:53would be the best option?
00:08:55I think it would be more of a punishment
00:08:57if we let her serve us all summer.
00:08:59Noah, she shoved me.
00:09:01And this is my rental too.
00:09:05So what I say
00:09:07goes.
00:09:09What I say
00:09:11goes.
00:09:19Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:21So you should probably go.
00:09:25I found something for you
00:09:27when I was cleaning.
00:09:33Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:39Jules.
00:09:43Look, I know things have probably been really
00:09:45tough since your dad died
00:09:47last summer.
00:09:51I want you to take this.
00:09:53Okay? It's what you would have made
00:09:55if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:57I don't want your pity
00:09:59check.
00:10:01My god, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:10:03This is too humiliating.
00:10:05I'll find another way to pay off Dad's debt.
00:10:09What are you doing home?
00:10:11I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:13No, no.
00:10:15That was the only thing
00:10:17keeping us afloat.
00:10:19Jules, when your father died, he left us in a
00:10:21$100,000 in debt.
00:10:23I know, but I was working for Mia
00:10:25and she fired me.
00:10:27Mia?
00:10:29Her father owns the hospital that put us in
00:10:31this shit.
00:10:33I don't know what to do.
00:10:35I don't know what to do.
00:10:37Her father owns the hospital that put us into
00:10:39this debt, but her father said
00:10:41that if you worked at their summer house
00:10:43he would forgive our debt.
00:10:45Jules, if you don't get this
00:10:47job back, we will lose everything.
00:10:49Everything.
00:10:55I'm so glad you took
00:10:57out the trash, my little knowie.
00:10:59Please don't call me that.
00:11:03You're really proving yourself to be
00:11:05marriage material.
00:11:07I'm going to call Daddy and have him send you some money
00:11:09so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:11:11Mia, slow down, okay?
00:11:13We've only been dating for two months.
00:11:17What? You still have
00:11:19feelings for Jules or something?
00:11:21I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:11:23Mia, do not say anything
00:11:25mean about Jules.
00:11:27Why not? That grubby little maid ruined
00:11:29your life with her sex tape.
00:11:31I'd rather be a grubby maid than a
00:11:33frigid bitch.
00:11:35What are you still doing here?
00:11:37You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:39Tell me this. Are you genuinely
00:11:41stupid or do you just not get it?
00:11:43Nobody wants you here.
00:11:45I can't back down.
00:11:47Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:49I'm not talking
00:11:51to you. I'm talking
00:11:53to you.
00:11:55I need this job.
00:11:57I need you to choose me.
00:11:59After everything that happened between us,
00:12:01I shouldn't want her,
00:12:03but I do.
00:12:05What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:09What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:11I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:13No, no, no.
00:12:15No one can make him
00:12:17happier than me.
00:12:19Tell her, Noah.
00:12:21Prove it.
00:12:25I'll work harder
00:12:27than I ever have before
00:12:29and I'll do whatever you say.
00:12:31Okay.
00:12:33Enough with this little
00:12:35seduction act of yours
00:12:37and keep your grubby hands off of
00:12:39my boyfriend!
00:12:41Mia?
00:12:43I need to talk to Jules.
00:12:45Alone.
00:12:47Well, she better be gone by the time
00:12:49I'm back.
00:12:55She really has you by the balls.
00:12:57Don't insult me.
00:12:59Or what?
00:13:01You'll spank me?
00:13:03You can leave now.
00:13:05Hey.
00:13:07You won't
00:13:09let me work here because it'd be
00:13:11too tempting to bang me.
00:13:15You're right.
00:13:17Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:21You're fired.
00:13:23You can be a real dick sometimes,
00:13:25you know that?
00:13:27Yeah, I know, it's part of my charm.
00:13:29Hey, where are you going?
00:13:31Jules, you can't just leave.
00:13:33Jules!
00:13:35You can't just leave.
00:13:37You fired me.
00:13:39I can do whatever I want.
00:13:41I can do whatever I want.
00:13:43I can do whatever I want.
00:13:45I can do whatever I want.
00:13:47I can do whatever I want.
00:13:49I can do whatever I want.
00:13:51You fired me.
00:13:53I can do whatever I want.
00:13:55How about this?
00:13:57You're so hot.
00:13:59I love it when you're ticklish.
00:14:05Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:14:07Does it look like she's jerking you off?
00:14:15Noah!
00:14:17You come over here.
00:14:19Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:14:23Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:14:25Don't be prude.
00:14:27It's just a hand job.
00:14:29You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:14:33Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:37Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:14:49What are you doing?
00:14:51What the fuck are you?
00:14:53You want your job back?
00:14:55Fuck me.
00:14:57Fuck me.
00:14:59Fuck me.
00:15:01Fuck me.
00:15:03Fuck me.
00:15:05Fuck me.
00:15:07Fuck me.
00:15:09Fuck me.
00:15:11Fuck me.
00:15:13Fuck me.
00:15:15Fuck me.
00:15:17Fuck me.
00:15:21Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:15:23Play along.
00:15:25Why would I do that?
00:15:27You want your job back?
00:15:29You've got to earn it.
00:15:31Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:15:37Okay, fine. Go ahead.
00:15:43You're crazy.
00:15:45I'm committed.
00:15:49Yeah, baby.
00:15:51Give it to me.
00:15:53You better give me my job back after this.
00:15:57I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:16:01Noah, come out right now.
00:16:07Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:09I'm coming for the third time.
00:16:11Oh, come on, baby.
00:16:13Show me what you've got.
00:16:19Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:16:21Hand me your shirt now.
00:16:37Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:41Yeah.
00:16:43Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:45You fucking bitch.
00:16:47You can't stay here.
00:16:49You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:51Take it up with Noah.
00:16:53This isn't over.
00:16:55If you think that you can just climb your way
00:16:57back up the social ladder that easy,
00:16:59you're wrong.
00:17:03I'm going to make your life hell.
00:17:11It's time to get back at me as cringe as hell.
00:17:13You know what? I should thank you.
00:17:15Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:17:17Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:19Oh, wait.
00:17:21I guess she really blew it
00:17:23when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:17:25You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:17:27Yeah, me and you, let's make a bet.
00:17:29We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:17:31Yeah.
00:17:33What about it?
00:17:35If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer,
00:17:37you back off the internship.
00:17:39Now, if Jules breaks up with me,
00:17:41I'll back off, internship will be yours.
00:17:43Yeah.
00:17:45She's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches
00:17:47of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:17:49You're on.
00:17:57We need to talk.
00:18:01Emmett,
00:18:03get out.
00:18:05Did I get my job back?
00:18:07Actually, you've been promoted
00:18:11to be my new girlfriend.
00:18:17You're nuts.
00:18:19I'm not a hooker.
00:18:21I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:25Well,
00:18:27my services aren't cheap.
00:18:29Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:31Well, I changed my mind.
00:18:33Now,
00:18:35I need $100,000.
00:18:37Done.
00:18:39Pull this off with me,
00:18:41and at the end of the summer,
00:18:43this money will be yours.
00:18:47Give me that.
00:18:49Not yet.
00:18:55Give me that.
00:18:57Not yet.
00:18:59I will give this to you on the last day
00:19:01at the summer house.
00:19:03But until then,
00:19:05this money's mine.
00:19:07This check is enough to save
00:19:09my mom, my house, and my
00:19:11dignity.
00:19:13I'll do it.
00:19:15Great.
00:19:21Let's seal the deal.
00:19:23Let's shake on it.
00:19:33All right.
00:19:35Let's set some ground rules.
00:19:45Rule number one,
00:19:47no cheating.
00:19:49Rule number two,
00:19:51rule number one,
00:19:53no boners.
00:19:55You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:19:57You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:19:59Yeah.
00:20:01Just one.
00:20:03No feelings.
00:20:05I don't want things to get
00:20:07complicated.
00:20:09You're my complication,
00:20:11Jules.
00:20:15Do you have any
00:20:17rules for me?
00:20:19Yeah, I do.
00:20:21I have one.
00:20:25No one touches you but me.
00:20:29You don't own me.
00:20:31Jules,
00:20:33I'm being serious.
00:20:35While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with
00:20:37anybody else.
00:20:39So you really want to be
00:20:41the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:43Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:45Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:47Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:51Let the show begin.
00:20:57Ew.
00:20:59Not having dinner with her, there's a reason
00:21:01we kicked her out of the group.
00:21:03You kicked me out.
00:21:05Everyone else was on my side
00:21:07and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:21:09Including your little
00:21:11sex tape partner over here.
00:21:13At least I
00:21:15didn't show your dick to the entire world
00:21:17like this skank.
00:21:19Mia.
00:21:21Do not talk to me or Jules like that
00:21:23again.
00:21:25This is my house.
00:21:27And Jules is my...
00:21:31I'm his
00:21:33permanent guest.
00:21:35I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:39Blame on?
00:21:41Jason!
00:21:43You want fucking service?
00:21:45Dinner
00:21:47is served.
00:21:53Let's fucking go!
00:21:55Yay!
00:22:03Oops.
00:22:05I spilled.
00:22:07Emmett?
00:22:09You want to help?
00:22:11Yeah.
00:22:19Look
00:22:21at Jules squirm.
00:22:23Oh, she
00:22:25can release a sex tape but can't take a body
00:22:27shot?
00:22:33Noah, are you thirsty?
00:22:41Jules, take your shirt off.
00:23:11Oops.
00:23:13Spilled a little.
00:23:15Jules,
00:23:17I'm still thirsty.
00:23:27Did Noah
00:23:29just kiss me for real?
00:23:31I have to go.
00:23:41If you're still thirsty, Noah,
00:23:43you can take a sip off of me.
00:23:47Choke on it.
00:23:53Don't run away from me.
00:23:57Why did you kiss me out there?
00:24:01It was an act, Jules.
00:24:03And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:24:07You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:24:09Yeah, I know.
00:24:11Now you're gonna strip
00:24:13for me? You're shivering.
00:24:17Come here.
00:24:29Bed's yours tonight.
00:24:31I'll take the couch.
00:24:39Okay.
00:24:55What are you doing here and where is Noah?
00:25:03Are you all sore from getting your back
00:25:05blown out last night? Destiny, that is
00:25:07your brother. Whatever.
00:25:09I just came by to tell you how happy
00:25:11I am you stole him back from Mia.
00:25:13Mia's your best friend.
00:25:15Yeah. She's also a huge bitch.
00:25:17People contain multitudes.
00:25:21Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:23She's been jealous of you since the first time you started
00:25:25hooking up with Noah and she's jealous of you still.
00:25:29And it looks like you two
00:25:31got a little catching up to do.
00:25:33If you know what I mean.
00:25:37Like what you see?
00:25:43I do, actually.
00:26:07What are you doing here?
00:26:09Taking a shower.
00:26:13Remember,
00:26:15y'all go and win.
00:26:17You wish.
00:26:25Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:27I got some friends coming over.
00:26:29Meet me at the pool.
00:26:37What's with this guy?
00:26:39One minute, he's ice cold.
00:26:41Now that we're in front of all these people,
00:26:43he's putting on a show.
00:26:49Don't look now, but
00:26:51Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:26:59What's with this guy?
00:27:01One minute, he's ice cold.
00:27:03Now that we're in front of all these people,
00:27:05he's putting on a show.
00:27:09Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:23I'm not going to let
00:27:25Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:27Everyone's paying attention to her
00:27:29when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:31Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:33You should definitely let her know
00:27:35that that's not true.
00:27:37You're right.
00:27:39It's time to put everyone's loyalty
00:27:41to the test.
00:27:45Everyone,
00:27:47I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:49Everyone must decide
00:27:51right now
00:27:53whether Jules stays
00:27:55or I do.
00:27:57Mia, would you relax?
00:27:59We're not taking a vote. We're not on Survivor.
00:28:01What's Survivor?
00:28:03A show for old people.
00:28:05Ew!
00:28:07That's so boring.
00:28:09I'm kidding.
00:28:11Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:28:15What game is she trying to play?
00:28:17Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:25Wow.
00:28:27Not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:29That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:31Oh, honey.
00:28:33You don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:39It's time to find out
00:28:41what Jules really said about all of you
00:28:43behind your back.
00:28:45What are you talking about?
00:28:47I never said anything about...
00:28:49Save it.
00:28:51Proof's right here.
00:28:53And Noah,
00:28:55I saved the best for last.
00:28:57Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:29:01I bet you're dying
00:29:03to find out what your little girlfriend
00:29:05said about you behind your back.
00:29:07I think everyone
00:29:09should find out what Jules
00:29:11really said about them.
00:29:13Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:29:15Emmett is so dumb
00:29:17because he thinks that
00:29:19vegans can't eat pussy.
00:29:21They can?
00:29:23I never said that.
00:29:25You did. She's framing me
00:29:27with the text that she sent.
00:29:29Oh, and this one says that
00:29:31Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:33Hey!
00:29:35I paid good money for these.
00:29:37I mean, would you knock it off?
00:29:39Jules would never say any of those things,
00:29:41all right? Really?
00:29:43Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:29:45She sent this to me after the first time
00:29:47you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:49Noah is arrogant,
00:29:51cocky, and needs to be the best
00:29:53at everything. Him and Emmett are perfect
00:29:55as roommates together.
00:29:57You said that about me?
00:29:59I can explain.
00:30:01Save your breath.
00:30:13Bitch!
00:30:15Don't touch me!
00:30:17Get off of me!
00:30:23Oh, shit.
00:30:25Oh, shit.
00:30:29You are so hot.
00:30:31I gotta get my shirt off.
00:30:33Yeah, I know.
00:30:35Come on.
00:30:37Come on.
00:30:39Come on.
00:30:41Come on.
00:30:45Come on.
00:30:53Yo!
00:30:55Emmett,
00:30:57you and Jules are officially over.
00:30:59No, no.
00:31:01No way, dude.
00:31:03I'm just gonna distract myself,
00:31:05screw around a little bit,
00:31:07she'll come crawling back.
00:31:09Speak of the devil.
00:31:15You hooked up with Jules?
00:31:17Dude,
00:31:19look, you hooked up with Jules!
00:31:21I don't know what's going on.
00:31:23What do you mean, dude?
00:31:25It's pretty fucking clear, you hooked up!
00:31:27Fuck!
00:31:29Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:31Emmett, stop!
00:31:33Fuck you, dude!
00:31:35Stop!
00:31:39Did you post this?
00:31:41Jules,
00:31:43did you post this?
00:31:49I don't know.
00:31:51Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex
00:31:53and post it?
00:31:55What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:31:59How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:32:01Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus
00:32:03than let everybody at this party know
00:32:05that I'm gay.
00:32:07How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:32:09Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus
00:32:11than let everybody at this party know
00:32:13that we just had sex.
00:32:15You know what?
00:32:17Everyone was right about you.
00:32:19You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:32:21Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:32:23Lose my number.
00:32:25I never want to see you again.
00:32:27Fine.
00:32:29Feelings mutual.
00:32:33Great.
00:32:35Freshman year.
00:32:39Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:41Listen, Jules,
00:32:43none of us want to be associated
00:32:45with you anymore.
00:32:47You're a skank.
00:32:49So get out and don't come back.
00:33:01Help!
00:33:03Help!
00:33:17You...
00:33:19You saved me?
00:33:21That feels better.
00:33:23Doesn't it?
00:33:25And now since I saved you,
00:33:27maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:29Emmett,
00:33:31don't even think about it.
00:33:33Go on, Jules.
00:33:35Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:37Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:39We have to talk.
00:33:41Emmett,
00:33:43don't even think about it.
00:33:45Go on, Jules.
00:33:47Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:49Tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:51We have to talk.
00:33:55Emmett,
00:33:57thank you for saving me,
00:33:59but I got it from here.
00:34:05One step closer to making her mine.
00:34:13Jules,
00:34:15what the fuck was that?
00:34:17Good, explain.
00:34:19Now.
00:34:25You're a hottie, you know that?
00:34:29Takes one to know one.
00:34:31Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:39I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:43I never said that, okay?
00:34:47Fuck.
00:34:57You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:34:59That way everyone can see it.
00:35:01But for right now,
00:35:05it's party time.
00:35:13OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:35:15I wouldn't hook up with him
00:35:17if he was the last person on earth.
00:35:19How could you hook up
00:35:21with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:23You don't know him like I do.
00:35:25If you saw him naked,
00:35:27you'd understand.
00:35:29Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:31I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:33Noah is arrogant, cocky,
00:35:35and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:37He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:35:39But I like him
00:35:41more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:43More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:47The rest of the texts were all things
00:35:49that Mia said to me.
00:35:51Except for the one about you.
00:35:53I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:55That's true.
00:36:01Right before I told her
00:36:03I have feelings for you.
00:36:13Is that true?
00:36:17It's true.
00:36:19I liked you.
00:36:21Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:36:23I mean, really.
00:36:27Alright, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:36:29So that way I can know
00:36:31that they're legit.
00:36:33Maybe if I show Noah the texts,
00:36:35he'll finally believe me.
00:36:39I guess you can't.
00:36:41There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:49I know it was a really long time ago,
00:36:51but when I really think about it,
00:36:53I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:55I really did.
00:37:01I give those two until the end of today?
00:37:03To what, Bone?
00:37:07They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:37:09It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:37:11I don't think they remember you exist.
00:37:17Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:23Okay.
00:37:25The rules of the game are simple.
00:37:27You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:29When the smoke stops,
00:37:31you kiss whoever pollutes you.
00:37:39Okay.
00:38:01She's never kissed me like that.
00:38:03My turn.
00:38:09Okay.
00:38:13No smoke.
00:38:15Looks like we have to kiss.
00:38:21Rude.
00:38:39Keep the circle moving.
00:38:43If you want to really piss me off,
00:38:45kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:53Get off of me.
00:38:55Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:57What's a little peck?
00:38:59Why would you tell everyone that?
00:39:01Remember that six-peck you bought me
00:39:03for doing the deed?
00:39:09Hey, Jules!
00:39:11Jules!
00:39:13You're a pig!
00:39:15Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:39:17He's lying.
00:39:19I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:39:21But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:23You have feelings for me?
00:39:29I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:39:31But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:33You have feelings for me?
00:39:35Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:39:37Yeah.
00:39:39I have all the feelings.
00:39:41Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:39:43Ridiculous!
00:39:45Yeah, but you know what, sometimes, Jules,
00:39:47sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:49Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:51I broke your trust.
00:39:53And when that video was leaked,
00:39:55my trust was broken too.
00:40:03What do you mean?
00:40:05You let me down, and now I'm saying
00:40:07I would do anything to try again.
00:40:11Do you want to get back together?
00:40:13You said no feelings.
00:40:15Yeah, you're right.
00:40:19So tell me you want to be with me.
00:40:21Tell me you want to break the rules
00:40:23and end the contract.
00:40:25Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:40:27Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:35Well, looks like our favorite couple
00:40:37survived the ring of fire.
00:40:39Ew, why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:41Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:43I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:45Mm-hmm.
00:40:47Her parents lost all their money
00:40:49after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:51And the only reason why I know that
00:40:53is because my dad owns the hospital
00:40:55that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:57Maybe we should take Jules shopping
00:40:59so she can forget she's poor.
00:41:01Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:41:03Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
00:41:05You should go do that right now.
00:41:07Yes!
00:41:13It's not that easy.
00:41:15Stop avoiding the question.
00:41:17I'm not avoiding it.
00:41:19Look, if I don't get the money,
00:41:21I'll lose everything.
00:41:23What do you mean?
00:41:25I mean Mia and I
00:41:27want to take you shopping.
00:41:29Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:41:31She was about to answer
00:41:33a very important question.
00:41:35I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:41:37but I really don't want to lie to Noah
00:41:39and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:41:41or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:43We can talk later.
00:41:45I promise.
00:41:57The girls go shopping.
00:41:59Saturdays are for the boys.
00:42:03It must be embarrassing for everyone
00:42:05to realize how much she wants me.
00:42:07I cannot wait to crush your ego
00:42:09once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:42:11Dude, the Lehman internship
00:42:13is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:42:15It was tailored for
00:42:17sigmas, like me.
00:42:19The internship is mine.
00:42:21Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:42:23Or at least until the end of the summer
00:42:25and I have to pay up.
00:42:29If it isn't my favorite customer.
00:42:31Oh, that dress you ordered
00:42:33finally came in.
00:42:35Oh my god,
00:42:37it's gorgeous.
00:42:39I'm going to go try this on.
00:42:49You ordered the wrong size.
00:42:51Uh, no, I used the measurements
00:42:53that you gave me.
00:42:55I'm sorry.
00:42:57Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:42:59No, you didn't. That's impossible.
00:43:01It doesn't fit.
00:43:03Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:43:05What are you doing?
00:43:07I'm shopping.
00:43:09Do you not remember me?
00:43:11I used to be in here all the time.
00:43:13Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:43:15She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:43:17Well, what Mia says goes.
00:43:19So your money's no good here.
00:43:21You know what?
00:43:23You're right.
00:43:25I have better things to do than to be dealing
00:43:27with shrewds like you.
00:43:29That's it. You're out.
00:43:31Oh, Mr. Allen.
00:43:33Excuse me. I'm just going to take out the trash.
00:43:35Trash?
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:39That's my girlfriend.
00:43:45Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:47See this car?
00:43:51Has no spending limit.
00:43:53My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:57And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:43:59No way. This is mine.
00:44:01Are you going to purchase it?
00:44:03No. Not with this janky little zipper.
00:44:05Great. Let's try it on, Jules.
00:44:07What do you think?
00:44:21What do you think?
00:44:27Noah?
00:44:29Will you come help zip me up?
00:44:33Of course.
00:44:37You know,
00:44:39there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:41Is it too expensive?
00:44:43No.
00:44:45It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:55Well, aren't you going to thank me?
00:45:07Thank you, Noah.
00:45:09You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:45:13Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:45:21Put the dress on my card.
00:45:25Excuse me.
00:45:27I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:45:31I bet she stole it.
00:45:33I would never.
00:45:35Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:45:39Fine.
00:45:41Whatever, Mia.
00:45:55See? Told ya.
00:45:57I don't know how that got there.
00:45:59Well, she stole it.
00:46:01And I believe
00:46:03that $500 is a felony.
00:46:05Call the police.
00:46:07Don't call the police.
00:46:09This is all my fault.
00:46:11No, it's not.
00:46:13Yes, it is.
00:46:15I wanted to surprise you,
00:46:17so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:46:19But I was going to pay for it
00:46:21once everybody left.
00:46:23You can't do this.
00:46:25It's a waste of money.
00:46:27Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:46:29It's worth it, trust me.
00:46:31And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:46:33Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:35Please and thank you.
00:46:47Hey.
00:46:49How are you?
00:46:51I'll be safe, okay?
00:46:53There he is.
00:46:55Jules is looking pretty
00:46:57hot tonight.
00:46:59Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:47:01Well, enjoy it while it lasts because after tonight
00:47:03I'll have that little slut begging for me.
00:47:09Watch your mouth.
00:47:11Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:47:13Okay, dude.
00:47:15Jules was mine first.
00:47:17I dumped her, okay?
00:47:19It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:47:21Jules broke up with you
00:47:23so she could be with me.
00:47:25Okay, alright.
00:47:27Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:47:29Yeah?
00:47:31I get Jules' panties off,
00:47:33by the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship
00:47:35and never come back to the summer house.
00:47:37Fine.
00:47:39And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:47:41I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:47:43I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:45Deal.
00:47:49You better not make me
00:47:51go into that club alone.
00:47:53Jules, you are looking so hot
00:47:55in that dress.
00:48:01Eat shit.
00:48:03Hey.
00:48:05Don't leave my side
00:48:07the rest of the night, okay?
00:48:09Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:48:11Because I'm not letting Jules leave
00:48:13tonight unless it's with me.
00:48:19Hey.
00:48:25Where did
00:48:27Destiny and Mia go?
00:48:29Uh, I don't know.
00:48:31Jules.
00:48:33You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:48:35About what?
00:48:37The music in here?
00:48:39Because I think it sucks.
00:48:41Jules.
00:48:43Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:45For real.
00:48:47For real.
00:48:49No contracts and no money.
00:48:51I mean it.
00:48:53I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:55Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:48:57Like I care.
00:48:59I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:49:01I'm sorry.
00:49:03We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:49:05Have fun.
00:49:07Here.
00:49:09Put this on.
00:49:11I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:49:17You're crazy.
00:49:19Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:49:25You're on.
00:49:33Follow me.
00:49:39Let the show begin.
00:49:47You think you're hot shit?
00:49:49Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:49:53Everyone in the club get hot and happy!
00:49:55Tonight is Electric Lounge's
00:49:57lap dance competition!
00:50:01The rules are simple.
00:50:03Each one of these smoke shows
00:50:05will give one lucky man
00:50:07a lap dance.
00:50:09And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:50:11One lucky man,
00:50:13a lap dance.
00:50:15And you get to vote on who is hottest!
00:50:41I'm that girl, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world
00:50:48She give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:50:51Now when you're weighing on me, it's disappointing
00:50:55I'm that girl, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world
00:51:00She give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:51:04Now when you're weighing on me, it's disappointing
00:51:08I'm that girl, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world
00:51:39Oh, oh, oh
00:51:51Oh baby, what's the point of being honest at all
00:52:00Oh, oh, oh
00:52:06Just stand up, changing my life
00:52:11Making my story, chase that high
00:52:17But I won't be your friend when you cry, cry
00:52:26The tears on your face are falling in vain when you cry
00:52:34The same old mistakes, I loved you when you were mine
00:52:45Yo, Jason!
00:52:47Dude, I need the Lady Killer special, now!
00:52:51Yeah?
00:52:52I got you.
00:52:57Here's a tip.
00:52:59And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:05And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:10Mia!
00:53:12Woo!
00:53:17As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:53:22I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public suffering.
00:53:30Jules, wait!
00:53:36You look upset.
00:53:39What are you, my therapist?
00:53:41Fuck off!
00:53:42No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad!
00:53:47Jules, I have something that can make you feel better.
00:53:55What is that?
00:53:56A good time.
00:53:58Come on, Jules. Don't you want to have some fun?
00:54:04No, thanks.
00:54:07Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:54:11Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:54:15Better play along.
00:54:26Bottoms up.
00:54:29Cheers.
00:54:31Alright.
00:54:33Turn that shit around so you can grind on me. Come on.
00:54:35I'm going to go change.
00:54:40Destin.
00:54:41Yeah?
00:54:42Have you seen Jules?
00:54:43I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:54:45Emmett was with her.
00:54:49That little shit!
00:54:56Don't move.
00:55:03What do you think you're doing?
00:55:05Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:55:08We both know you want this.
00:55:10Be gentle.
00:55:11Just like our first time, remember?
00:55:13Back off.
00:55:15Just relax, baby.
00:55:17Let that E kick in.
00:55:18You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:55:21Oh.
00:55:22I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:55:24Let go of me!
00:55:25This is just going to take a minute.
00:55:30Emmett, let go and we can pretend like this never happened.
00:55:34Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you.
00:55:36Jules?
00:55:38Jules, are you in there?
00:55:39Noah!
00:55:40Help me!
00:55:45Noah!
00:55:46Help me!
00:55:48Emmett!
00:55:50Get off of her!
00:55:52You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:55:54What's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:59Emmett!
00:56:00She doesn't want you!
00:56:01What are you doing?
00:56:02She wants me so bad, dude.
00:56:04Even if she won't say so.
00:56:10Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:56:13I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:56:18Wait!
00:56:19Stop!
00:56:25This asshole isn't worth it.
00:56:40No.
00:56:43You look like shit.
00:56:45Jules just kicked my ass.
00:56:47All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:56:50Hey!
00:56:52Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:56:59Leah, stop.
00:57:02This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:57:06Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:57:08Be so fucking for real.
00:57:10Emmett would never want a skank like you.
00:57:12You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:57:17And you know what?
00:57:19He's coming back to the house with me.
00:57:21Tonight.
00:57:23Mia, sit down.
00:57:25Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:57:30Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:57:32Let's go.
00:57:34Let's go.
00:57:38I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:57:49Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:57:52Ow.
00:57:54You're hurting.
00:57:55Let me help you.
00:58:04I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:58:19I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:58:21I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:58:24Really.
00:58:25I didn't take them.
00:58:27You didn't take the pills?
00:58:30You know, I got something better than E.
00:58:33It's twice as fun.
00:58:35And I've been saving it just for you.
00:58:45What are you trying to give me?
00:58:51Rocky Road.
00:58:53I'm not going to let you go.
00:58:55I'm not going to let you go.
00:58:57Rocky Road.
00:59:01Ow.
00:59:02Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:59:03Is this how you repay me?
00:59:05How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:59:10I'm not an asshole.
00:59:12No, you're the king of assholes.
00:59:16You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever.
00:59:27I've got to show you something.
00:59:38I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:59:46And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:59:54It worked.
00:59:57It worked.
01:00:08I've wanted you all summer.
01:00:10Stop breathing.
01:00:13I need you.
01:00:15Now.
01:00:28What if somebody sees?
01:00:30Everybody's at the club.
01:00:33I'm taking you upstairs.
01:00:57Okay.
01:01:16Hi, this is Alan.
01:01:18It's Mia.
01:01:19Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
01:01:21Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon, and we would just love it if you were here for it.
01:01:29Okay, bye.
01:01:44Hey, sleepyhead.
01:01:46What are you doing up so early?
01:01:48I thought I wore you out last night.
01:01:51I'm ready for another round.
01:01:54Hey, can you knock?
01:01:55Can you put your boner away?
01:01:58Get up! Get up! Get up, get up, get up!
01:02:01Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:02:03It's worse than a fire!
01:02:07Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.
01:02:11You're fucking with me.
01:02:13What's the big deal?
01:02:14Uh, there's the drugs.
01:02:15And the mess.
01:02:16And you.
01:02:17What about me?
01:02:18She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
01:02:19But, like, in a bad way.
01:02:21Look, my mom knows about the sex tape, and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:02:25I need to get out of here.
01:02:27I'll hide Jules.
01:02:28I'll distract Mom.
01:02:32Yo, Jason, I'm gonna go hide Jules.
01:02:34Do not let my mom know that we're here.
01:02:36Yo, Jason, I'm gonna go hide Jules.
01:02:38Do not let my mom know that we're here.
01:02:40Alright?
01:02:46Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:02:48Got it.
01:02:57Get your brother.
01:03:00Now.
01:03:07Mommy!
01:03:08Wait!
01:03:09Noah!
01:03:15My baby boy!
01:03:16Mom!
01:03:17Hi!
01:03:18Hey!
01:03:19Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:03:22Mia called and said she needed the family ring.
01:03:26To propose!
01:03:32Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:36Why?
01:03:42I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.
01:03:44Oh.
01:03:46She just left.
01:03:50I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:03:54What is that slut doing here?
01:03:59You're the girl from the sex tape!
01:04:01Get out of this house!
01:04:03Mom.
01:04:04Noah, a little help?
01:04:05Mom, this is Jules.
01:04:08And she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:04:14Yes!
01:04:15It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:04:20Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:04:24Lisa!
01:04:25Wait a second, Mommy!
01:04:28We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:04:31Oh yes, we do.
01:04:33You're marrying Mia now?
01:04:35I have no idea what got into her head.
01:04:37I am so sorry, okay?
01:04:39But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:04:42Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:04:44Please?
01:04:54My head hurts.
01:04:56Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:04:59Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:05:01Oh, thanks.
01:05:08She's weird.
01:05:17Water.
01:05:18Water, I need water!
01:05:21Jules.
01:05:23What did you give my mom?
01:05:25Aspirin.
01:05:26Aspirin?
01:05:27Woo!
01:05:28It's so hot in here.
01:05:31Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:05:38Woo!
01:05:39Hey, I have an idea.
01:05:41Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:05:44I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:05:46Wow!
01:05:47Alright, that's enough. I gotta talk to you.
01:05:49Let's go.
01:05:50Woo!
01:05:51Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:05:53Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:05:56No way. You gave her those?
01:05:58I didn't give them.
01:05:59She found them.
01:06:00Should we call an ambulance?
01:06:02No fucking way, Jules.
01:06:04She hates you already.
01:06:05What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:06:10Where did she go?
01:06:26Mom, get out of the pool.
01:06:28No way! It feels so good.
01:06:34Oh wait, no.
01:06:36Mom!
01:06:38I'm drowning!
01:06:40Mia, save me!
01:06:41Oh, absolutely not.
01:06:43I'm not going in there.
01:06:46Mom!
01:06:48Mom!
01:06:58Mom!
01:07:09You saved me.
01:07:13Here, I brought you some tea.
01:07:21I was wrong about you.
01:07:23I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:07:28Wow.
01:07:34Thank you for taking care of her.
01:07:38I hope I was a good maid.
01:07:40Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:07:43Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:07:47You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:07:53I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
01:07:56No feelings, remember?
01:08:04I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:08:08I'll tear it up right now. I mean it.
01:08:14I need that money more than I want you.
01:08:18When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:08:23If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:08:28So it was really always just about the money? Really?
01:08:32When I started our relationship, it was about the money.
01:08:35But now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:08:47Come with me.
01:08:53I want to give you the money.
01:08:55Not as your boss, as your boyfriend.
01:08:59Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:09:03I don't know what to say.
01:09:08Just let me take care of you.
01:09:15And tell me that you love me.
01:09:18I don't think I can say it.
01:09:23Let me take care of you. It's the least you can do.
01:09:28Fine.
01:09:30You can take care of me, okay?
01:09:33And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:09:36I know you do.
01:09:42Good morning, everyone.
01:09:45Good morning, everyone.
01:09:47Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:09:50Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:09:55I was just leaving.
01:09:56You're not leaving, Jules.
01:09:58We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:10:04After your little sex video was released,
01:10:07at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:10:11But, after you saved me,
01:10:15all I can say is,
01:10:18welcome to the family!
01:10:24You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:10:27That was before you left me to drown.
01:10:31I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:10:36Adios.
01:10:39Bye, Mom.
01:10:41Bye.
01:10:44I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:10:48Good luck with that.
01:10:50I don't need luck.
01:10:52I have a really big brain.
01:11:00There must be something incriminating in here.
01:11:07What is this?
01:11:12Ew, what died in here?
01:11:16My manhood.
01:11:18Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:11:20Really?
01:11:24I don't like to read.
01:11:26It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:11:28They're faking their entire relationship
01:11:30so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:11:34That's cheating.
01:11:35Oh, great, you finally figured it out.
01:11:38Good boy.
01:11:39I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:11:48I thought this was summer vacation.
01:11:51I know, I know.
01:11:53But I've got to work on my presentation
01:11:55for the Lehman internship.
01:12:00What up, lovebirds?
01:12:02Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you with...
01:12:05You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:12:08Who are you?
01:12:10I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:12:23Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:12:25What are you doing here?
01:12:27Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house set up.
01:12:30I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:12:32The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:12:36I'd like to be your friend.
01:12:42I have enough friends, thanks.
01:12:47Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:12:51I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble
01:12:54and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:12:57I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:12:59I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble
01:13:02and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:13:06The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible
01:13:09for keeping me entertained.
01:13:11And I get bored easy.
01:13:16Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:13:22Interview starts now.
01:13:24Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:13:26Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:13:28Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:13:30That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:13:40That's the guy you want to work for?
01:13:42He's a total clown.
01:13:45Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful
01:13:47tech billionaires in the industry.
01:13:50And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:13:52But don't you already have enough money?
01:13:55Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:13:57I was the captain of every sports team I was on
01:14:00and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:14:02I was just trying to crawl out from underneath
01:14:04my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:14:07And then our sex tape got released.
01:14:10And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:14:13The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:14:17Jules, I need this internship.
01:14:19And so do you.
01:14:20Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:14:25You lied to me.
01:14:26No, I didn't lie to you.
01:14:28I just...
01:14:30I just didn't tell you everything.
01:14:32I'm sorry.
01:14:36Everybody!
01:14:38Let's get the party started!
01:14:41Woo!
01:14:42Summer!
01:14:49Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:14:55I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:14:58There's something special about you.
01:15:01You're so...
01:15:03beautiful.
01:15:04Thanks.
01:15:05But I'm taken.
01:15:07I'm not trying to marry you.
01:15:09Noah, tell me.
01:15:13Who snatched this hottie up?
01:15:15That'd be me.
01:15:18You're a lucky man.
01:15:19I know.
01:15:20How long is he going to be here?
01:15:23I'll protect you.
01:15:25Look at here.
01:15:27The happy little couple.
01:15:30From soulmates to soulmates.
01:15:38Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:15:41Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:15:44Yeah, well, I just wanted to...
01:15:46I don't know.
01:15:47Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:15:49Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:15:52Yeah, he's finally going to win our bet.
01:15:55What bet?
01:15:58What bet?
01:16:00I told Noah that if you guys could make it throughout the summer,
01:16:04I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:16:06That's not true.
01:16:08Yeah, it is.
01:16:10I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so...
01:16:13I recorded the whole thing.
01:16:15If you play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:16:17Yeah.
01:16:22I don't want to hear it.
01:16:24Yeah.
01:16:26I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:16:29Hmm?
01:16:31I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:16:34I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:16:37I was nothing but a check to you.
01:16:40Both of you can fuck off.
01:16:41Fuck off.
01:16:46Chicks, dude.
01:16:48I'm going to kick your fucking ass.
01:16:50I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:16:53I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:16:57You're pathetic.
01:16:59Me?
01:17:01Whatever, dude.
01:17:05What were you thinking?
01:17:07That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:17:10I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:17:15You're a sexy girl.
01:17:17We could have a lot of fun.
01:17:19I don't have time for that shit.
01:17:21Then make time.
01:17:23There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:17:25The boys share their toys.
01:17:28And I want to play with you.
01:17:30I don't want to be played with.
01:17:32If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:17:34The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:17:37Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:17:41What do I have to do?
01:17:44Let me borrow you for the night.
01:17:51In your dreams, perv.
01:17:57Mia.
01:17:59Do you know where Jules is?
01:18:01You're such an asshole.
01:18:02Do you know where Jules is?
01:18:04You're still caught up on that skank?
01:18:06Maybe this outfit will change your mind.
01:18:09Mia.
01:18:11A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:18:13Get it through your head.
01:18:15I want to be with Jules.
01:18:17Why do you like her so much?
01:18:19I don't like her.
01:18:22I love her.
01:18:26You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:18:29For falling in love with such a liar.
01:18:30You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:18:32Yeah, well, she said she didn't.
01:18:34Found your girlfriend.
01:18:48If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job?
01:18:51Yes.
01:18:53And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:18:55We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:18:57My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:19:00Wait.
01:19:02Now I know where I recognize you.
01:19:04Damn.
01:19:06You were great.
01:19:08Just one kiss.
01:19:10That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:19:19Don't play hard to get!
01:19:28Get off of her.
01:19:34Get off of her.
01:19:36Let me have my fun.
01:19:38Then you can take your turn.
01:19:40If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:19:42You wouldn't dare.
01:19:45You little shit!
01:19:47You'll never work for Lehman.
01:19:49Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there.
01:19:51Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:19:53than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:19:55You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hands.
01:19:58You want to mess with me?
01:20:00You want to mess with me?
01:20:02Yeah, why don't you sue me and we'll let all the papers know
01:20:04that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around.
01:20:06You know, I bet your wife would love to hear that.
01:20:08Please, don't tell my wife.
01:20:10Get out of my face, old man.
01:20:22How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:24It wasn't what it looked like.
01:20:26Don't lie to me.
01:20:28I saw you kiss him back.
01:20:34I should be the one that's mad.
01:20:36You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:20:39You were getting money out of the deal,
01:20:41so why does it matter?
01:20:44Tell him that he's a good kisser
01:20:46and you want him right now.
01:20:48Tell him you love him.
01:20:50It matters?
01:20:51No, tell him you love him.
01:20:53It matters because it makes it clear
01:20:55that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:21:05You're fired.
01:21:07Get out of my house.
01:21:22You're gone for good, bitch.
01:21:28You never belonged with us
01:21:30and now it's your turn to go.
01:21:35I played you and I won.
01:21:38This has nothing to do with you.
01:21:41Oh, honey.
01:21:43This has everything to do with me.
01:21:45I planted the camera in your room
01:21:48and then I got the sex tape of you and Noah
01:21:52and then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:22:00You thought you were better than me,
01:22:03but I always win.
01:22:06All I fucking do is win.
01:22:10I'm a fucking loser.
01:22:14All I do is win.
01:22:21A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:22:33Mom, I saved the house.
01:22:37It's too late.
01:22:44I'll call the bank and figure something out.
01:22:47Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:22:51That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:22:54You lose everything.
01:22:56Oh, God.
01:23:09Can I help you?
01:23:11What are you doing in that uniform?
01:23:14My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship.
01:23:18I guess he paid a lot of money to get me that job, so...
01:23:23Do you need anything?
01:23:32I have a big tip for you.
01:23:35Seriously?
01:23:37Smile more.
01:23:45This money feels dirty.
01:23:47I never want to see this check again.
01:24:00Miss me?
01:24:06Miss me?
01:24:15Get lost.
01:24:17I deserve that.
01:24:21Look, I wrote us up a new contract, all right?
01:24:24And I think you'll really like it.
01:24:30Is this the deed to my house?
01:24:32Yeah.
01:24:34This morning I bought it.
01:24:37You bought my house from under us?
01:24:39Look at the name on the title.
01:24:40Oh, my God.
01:24:42You put it under my name.
01:24:45It's yours, Jules.
01:24:47It's all yours.
01:24:49But I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:24:54Another condition?
01:24:56What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:24:59Sleep with your boss?
01:25:01Drug your mom?
01:25:03No.
01:25:05But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight.
01:25:09And at 8 p.m.
01:25:11And I want you to wear this.
01:25:30What are you doing here?
01:25:32Noah told me to come.
01:25:34Really?
01:25:35How pathetic.
01:25:37Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:25:43He's proposing to you?
01:25:45When did you two get back together?
01:25:47Well, it's not official yet.
01:25:49But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:25:53And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:25:56I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:26:00Noah decided it was time to be with me.
01:26:02Mia! Jules!
01:26:04I am so happy that both of you are here.
01:26:06Why did you invite me here?
01:26:08To watch you propose to Mia?
01:26:10Propose?
01:26:12Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:26:14Oh, please. It's a big question.
01:26:17Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:26:20Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:26:24Uh...
01:26:26I don't know.
01:26:28I don't know.
01:26:29Why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:26:32Uh...
01:26:34How did you know about that?
01:26:36Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:26:38And when you were leaving the summer house,
01:26:40I heard you were in Jules' fight.
01:26:42You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room?
01:26:45Okay. Fine.
01:26:47Yeah.
01:26:49I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:26:52But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:26:56What are you going to do? Arrest me?
01:26:57Actually, that's my job.
01:26:59Mia Matthews, you're under arrest.
01:27:01For revenge porn.
01:27:03What? You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:27:05These are not what they're for.
01:27:07Call my dad!
01:27:09Daddy!
01:27:11Hi, Mia.
01:27:13If you invited me here to watch that,
01:27:15I appreciate it.
01:27:17That's not why I invited you here.
01:27:23Everybody!
01:27:25What is he doing?
01:27:27I don't know.
01:27:31I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:27:38And here are my secrets.
01:27:41I scream when I see spiders.
01:27:44I do.
01:27:46And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard
01:27:49and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:27:53And I cannot tell my left from my right.
01:27:55Noah, what are you doing?
01:27:57I'm a crazy person.
01:27:59And I have one more secret.
01:28:02Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:28:09And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:28:11Right here in front of everybody.
01:28:13I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:28:27I love you.
01:28:57I love you.
01:29:11Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:29:14I didn't.
01:29:16I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:29:18Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:28Of course I do.
01:29:31Now, let's party.