Triple Life with My Billionaire Crush
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00:00I need all of these your total is a hundred and thirty dollars cash or
00:27credit just give me one moment to make a quick look at it your orders canceled
00:42probably never had a ball in the long bean in your life next please
00:48James hi I'm at the coffee shop down on Roma Street and I forgot my wallet can
00:59you come down here and help me pay for the coffees? Thanks your order has been taken care of. Thank you I really appreciate it. My friend will be here soon to pay you back.
01:15Don't worry about it you look like you really know your coffee you know my hotel
01:20right across the street why don't we go there and use my big stick to taste your
01:25little bean. No thank you I'm fine. Don't play coy you are clearly looking for it let's
01:36just stop playing games and get down to it. You filthy whore! How dare you!
01:46I just want to apologize for my demise. What do you want to do? You want to buy this whole establishment?
02:12After careful evaluation we determined this to be an appropriate amount for the whole establishment. The lawyers are on the way and the contract is being prepared as we speak.
02:20No I just... For acquisition under ten million there is really no need for you to show up. James I just forgot my wallet and I need money for the coffees. Money for the coffee?
02:32Are you delusional? You thought you were buying this whole coffee shop? This is one of the hottest cafes in all of L.A.
02:42Just some creep who tried to get yancy with me. He paid for the coffees $130. Can you just pay him back and make sure I never see him again?
02:50I was just helping the lady out. Consider this an advance for your medical bills. Get him. Thank you James. I'm going to get back to work now.
03:16Not so fast. I'm afraid there is something else. Your mother she instructed me to get you back to your engagement party. Under any means necessary.
03:23James I have never met the guy and I am not getting engaged to someone I have never met. Especially when I'm in love with someone else. I repeat I am not going to that engagement party.
03:33If you insist. But I do apologize about this. What are you going to do with us?
03:38Alright here we go. No James what are you actually kidnapping me? Hey what are you some sort of mafia thug or something? I thought you were supposed to be a proper butler. Hey put me down. I can walk you. Put me down. Put me down. I can walk you. Put me down.
03:54Oh my darling what happened? Why are you such a mess? Hurry go get dressed. Hey I can walk you. Go.
04:07I'm so nervous. Oh my lady your fiance he's the top of the town. Handsome, chivalrous and disgustingly rich.
04:34I've only seen him in the paper but he's here. I get to meet him. You're so lucky. Every woman wishes she could be you. I don't know. And you know what I don't care. I've met male perfection and I highly doubt anyone else compares.
04:48Speak of the handsome devil. Hello boss. Yes I've just been waiting for your call. I have the files ready to deliver. Whenever you're ready. Yes sir.
05:04Don't run please. It's your engagement. Just wait for your fiance. Guy isn't even here yet? What a laboratory. I have work to do.
05:18Yes mother? Westley dear where are you? This project is worth billions and it will not close until it is sealed with a kiss. Now get here quickly.
05:39I know what I have to do mother and as long as you finalize the divorce clause in the contract we can finally get this over with.
05:46Oh hi. I think I just saw your daughter run off. Beautiful figure from behind. Well I'm sure your son has a beautiful figure as well. Of course we haven't seen him yet.
06:10Well it's just a formality at this point. It's meant to be. We'll meet eventually. Right. Good things come to those who wait. Why don't we just cut to the chase and sign the paperwork. James? Contract?
06:25Hey it's an en bloc. No problem. Let me just take off my latest limited Cartier first.
06:55Boss? Westley? Oh no. I forgot to change.
07:00Oh my god. I. Oh my god. Westley. I'm so sorry. Westley.
07:30Westley? Westley? Westley?
07:43My son is incredibly disciplined. He never lets the constant stream of women chasing him get in the way of his achieving greatness. He prides himself on being untouchable.
07:53Untouchable? My daughter's always been a perfect lady and she has little to no dating experience. In fact I almost wondered if she liked boys at all. How do you know that?
08:23Okay. The good news is that I actually slept with my crush. The bad news is I slept with my crush.
08:52Who will you think of me?
08:54Oh god. He's gorgeous. I felt everything.
09:24I wish I didn't show up back in the dark but seeing really is believing.
09:41Yo Max I need your help man. I think I was drugged. I don't know but my coffee. There was a woman here I'm pretty sure. Yeah she stayed the night.
09:54Did he enjoy it as much as I did? Just go find her. Okay? I can't let her go.
10:25How can you be eating at a time like this? Are you listening to me?
10:29Yes. You slept with your boss.
10:31So what? I mean that's the only reason why he started working you right?
10:34Stop pretending like you're struggling and you ate him. But you didn't see his face when he said find that woman. He was terrifying.
10:43You're fine. Listen you were all dolled up last night. Completely unrecognizable from your usual self. So he's not going to recognize that you're the same woman that he slept with. Besides if he did he would be calling you right now.
11:04Hello sir? Come to my office. Now.
11:13Come in here.
11:41What's that?
11:42It's bug bites.
11:45Bug bites? Let me see your hand.
12:03I didn't hit you I swear.
12:05Sure. Yeah it was the woman from last night.
12:10Maybe it. Maybe you were drunk and she was trying to wake you up and you know help you. You know?
12:17And how would you know that?
12:20Because I am a woman and therefore I know how women think. Maybe it was someone who's been into you for like a really long time.
12:32Maybe it's an out here. Just a really impressive guy. Probably have a line ten miles long of women dying to meet you and you let one in. And that's okay. It's me. Maybe that's what happened.
12:42Alright there are still no leads. So.
12:45That's great. I mean what a pity. If only there were some leads.
12:51I have a lead boss. I found the shoe in the bed. It must be from a woman from that night.
12:56Contact every woman who stayed in the hotel last night. One of them has a shoe.
13:03Okay.
13:35This is my Cinderella story.
13:37Easy princess. High blood pressure causes swelling and you're naturally already bloated.
13:43Besides this prince is mine. Today is the day my abnormally dainty feet will lead me to my destiny.
13:53The shoe is a size seven and I am only two sizes up. And nobody said anything about padding.
14:02All you little idiots are banking on pheromone expansion. Just wait until I am Miss Wesley Ashford.
14:23Oh my god there's so many of them. What's that guy doing here?
14:28They all claim to have been present and have proof of entry.
14:30Sir, you were drugged. It takes some serious strength to do that mark.
14:33Can't rule out men just yet.
14:35Um, alright. Well, uh, what are they doing?
14:39They're using the principle of pheromone expansion and contraction to change the size of their feet to fit the shoe.
14:45Ah!
14:46What?
14:47What?
14:48What?
14:49I'm your...
14:50I'm your...
14:51I'm your...
14:52I'm your...
14:53I'm your...
14:54I'm your...
14:55I'm your...
14:56I'm your...
14:57I'm your...
14:58I just touched my feet.
15:05Too big.
15:06Next.
15:10Too small.
15:11A little too much soft launch.
15:12Next.
15:13Wait. Excuse me. Not when your time is up.
15:16Hello boys. Wesley.
15:19Your wifey has arrived.
15:21And she will be your wifey in three, two...
15:27It must be the socks.
15:28Let me take them out.
15:33I just got a fresh pedicure. It's so beautiful.
15:35We can talk over lunch.
15:38It's a cheater!
15:40Invalid. Next.
15:43Wearing socks to try on a glass slipper?
15:45The fashion faux pas is enough to know the shoe is not hers.
15:50Well, why don't you try it?
15:54Well, why don't you try it?
16:01Uh...
16:03Okay.
16:04Uh...
16:06Okay.
16:08Yeah.
16:24Wait.
16:27See my turn.
16:30Oh, I'm so sorry.
16:37Sorry I'm late.
16:43You can stop all this now. I'm here.
16:45And who are you?
16:46The woman you're looking for, obviously.
16:49Wesley.
16:50How could you forget our insatiable night together?
16:54You were looking so handsome in that new suit.
16:57It's too bad we ruined it.
16:59Wait, this is all about why not Sam?
17:04Wesley Ashford, you sly dog.
17:06You have to remember how we absolutely ravished each other until dawn.
17:10Who are you?
17:12Who I am is not as important as who I am.
17:15I'm Burton.
17:16The Burton family?
17:18Burton's butler's sister.
17:22James has a sister?
17:25James has a sister?
17:27And she's a bitch?
17:29So I guess it's news to you too, huh?
17:31Check out her bag.
17:33Do you have all my clothes?
17:35Not anymore.
17:37I got rid of it during a cleanse before I started working here.
17:40You were so forward that night.
17:43I mean, as soon as you saw me, you kissed me.
17:47I was so startled that I slapped you.
17:50That only made you bolder.
17:52I couldn't help myself.
17:54I was wet and willing and you were a beast.
17:57I'm sorry, ma'am, but this just sounds like some online misconnection madness.
18:01We're gonna need a little more concrete evidence.
18:03I wasn't finished.
18:05And neither were you.
18:07Until I licked that scar.
18:09You like your scar licked?
18:11I can lick the scar all day.
18:13Her?
18:15It was me.
18:16But how did she know all the dirty details?
18:19Is she spying on us?
18:23Enough!
18:24If what you're saying is true, then I guess I have to take responsibility.
18:28Yes, you will.
18:30Do what you must.
18:32Come to your senses.
18:42I thought you implied that he was gonna be murdering Mrs. DeRozan.
18:46But it sounds like he's gonna be marrying her.
18:48How you really dropped the ball on this one, Aurora.
18:51How the hell was I supposed to know?
18:53And also, how did that woman know all of those details about my secret suscabade?
18:57Wait, so that was all important?
19:00You're telling me now Leslie is really a freak behind closed doors?
19:04That's not the point.
19:05What are we gonna do?
19:07Well, if you want concrete evidence, maybe you could give some detailed details.
19:12But also, to be honest, you do have a future.
19:18You can forget all of this and just go out with your fiance.
19:21Brainy, I can't. I'm in love with my boss.
19:24Your boss?
19:28What boss?
19:31Uh, we're talking about the guy that works at the chocolate truck in the parking lot.
19:36Yeah, yeah, the burrito guy.
19:38He's really muscular and handsome.
19:40And plus, he can cook, so we were talking about going to say hi.
19:43Let's go.
19:44Yeah, yeah, let's go.
19:48Max, is there a taco truck in the parking lot?
19:52If you like Aurora so much, why don't you tell her?
19:56Whoa.
19:57Since when are you so in touch with your human emotions?
20:00Doesn't that go against your programming?
20:02Data shows that men have an 11% higher advantage in pursuing women than women do in men.
20:08If you need, I can come up with an action plan.
20:10Oh, no need. I'm already very well versed in the art of pursuit.
20:14Now, Max, set a reminder to visit the taco truck tomorrow.
20:35So many people. Which one is the boss?
20:37Oh, Leslie, darling. Fancy meeting you here.
20:41Guess I'm not the only one from high society who likes to ruff it with the local proletariat.
20:46No, that one's not handsome. You'd be the boss they were talking about.
20:59Hey, Aurora. How you doing?
21:01Hey, Noah.
21:02Good to see you.
21:03You too.
21:06See you, mama.
21:08You know him?
21:09You know me.
21:11Hi, sir.
21:12I would like to buy everything you have on your menu.
21:17What's up, Leslie? For me?
21:19I mean, I know I just told you that I absolutely love everything on this menu,
21:23but I couldn't possibly do all of that.
21:26You just spoil me to death.
21:28Well, I'll have her first, and then I'll have people behind you to take this.
21:32You guys are a wait in line.
21:34Well, I'll have you know, sir, that this place violates many regulations.
21:39Yeah, I own most of the buildings here, and therefore this is my parking lot,
21:42so you better find a different place to park your taco truck.
21:45What are you talking about?
21:47Well, because of the conflict of interest, clearly.
21:50Your relationship with Aurora. That just can't happen.
21:53What relationship?
21:55What's he talking about relationship?
21:59Okay, Leslie, how about you focus on your own relationship and leave us alone, okay?
22:08Yes.
22:13Mom!
22:14Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll meet up with him. I'll clear things up. It's fine.
22:17Fine. Since it's already arranged, we'll finally be able to clear this up.
22:22Your daughter is going to love my son.
22:25A true gentleman.
22:27Deeply influenced by his British grandfather, an Earl.
22:32Well, Aurora, seems like your lunch has long been over,
22:35and yet you're still hanging out with this guy.
22:37What is it, the muscles?
22:38I got those too. See?
22:40What are you doing?
22:41See, look. Get a load of this.
22:43He dresses impeccably.
22:45Oh, you lost this one.
22:46Buttoning his shirt up every time he's at the top.
22:51Huh?
22:52My daughter is so soft-spoken.
22:55I've never heard her raise her voice to anyone.
22:57I think the two of them will have a very peaceful, harmonious life together.
23:02It looks like you have all those freaking burritos,
23:05so why don't you just take a load of that?
23:11Mom, we need a green car, okay? Got it.
23:23Hi.
23:27Hi.
23:32Mom, what are you doing?
23:35You need to see the boss.
23:36Get the answer on your own.
23:37Damn it!
23:38That boy's getting too cocky.
23:40We need to end this, now.
23:42Keep looking.
23:44Get off!
23:47What are you trying to do?
23:48Get me all hot and bothered?
23:51I know we're engaged, but that was completely out of the line.
23:54Listen, first of all, you've gotten in my car.
23:58Whatever, this is not going to work.
23:59I'm going to call my attorney, get this contract cancelled.
24:04Don't do that, because I kind of like you.
24:07What?
24:08You just met me.
24:10You're gorgeous, lively.
24:13You have zero interest in me, which makes you 100% my type.
24:17What did you just say?
24:19I'm saying you're perfect.
24:21Whatever.
24:22I'm sorry, but my heart belongs to someone else.
24:25Someone else's girl?
24:27Even better.
24:30Cut the crap.
24:31Drive.
24:33Alright.
24:35Bye-bye.
24:42Boss, your face.
24:45Someone is just excited to see me.
24:55You got an arm on you.
24:56I like a woman who can land a hard hit.
24:59Try that again.
25:00See if you can stand by that statement.
25:03Now, you told me you're going to meet my lawyer.
25:07What is this?
25:08I'm not hungry.
25:09I just want to get this whole thing finished, okay?
25:15I know what you need.
25:17Wait, is this the Moretti Family Restaurant?
25:23Oh, my God.
25:24Are you one of them?
25:26I am so sorry.
25:27If I had known that you were one of those useless freeloaders,
25:31I would have put a definitive end to this excursion much sooner.
25:34I mean, the only one of you worth a damn is that adopted brother of yours.
25:39I'm so sorry.
25:40I would have put a definitive end to this excursion much sooner.
25:42I mean, the only one of you worth a damn is that adopted brother of yours.
25:46Leo or something.
25:49I've seen the news.
25:50He's made quite the name for himself.
25:52Bad boy with big ideas and a big heart.
25:56You could learn a lesson from him.
26:03Well, it doesn't matter if I'm one of them.
26:05Becoming a member of the Burton Family would be an honor.
26:11It's my pleasure to be engaged to you.
26:14Sorry, wait.
26:15So you're refusing to cancel the engagement?
26:18Come on, man.
26:19Name your price.
26:21You're engaged?
26:24You're engaged?
26:30Why is she everywhere?
26:31Whoa, what are you doing here?
26:33Aren't you still locked in at work?
26:34And who's this guy?
26:36I thought you were listening in on our conversation.
26:40I'm her husband.
26:41It's fiancé.
26:43We're not married yet.
26:44So you're actually engaged.
26:46Since when?
26:48Right now.
26:49You have your date and I have mine.
26:53What's your name again?
26:55Well, as you may know, my name's Moretti.
26:58Leo Moretti.
27:01What?
27:02You're the good Moretti that I was just complimenting?
27:10Aurora, is it?
27:11You work for MyWesley?
27:13Congrats on your engagement.
27:14You make a beautiful couple.
27:16Shall we join you?
27:17Oh, you know, never mind.
27:19We're just here for a drink anyways.
27:20We have a big lunch.
27:22But, you know, MyWesley wanted a day out on the town,
27:24so here we are.
27:26Unfortunately, we don't allow you to buy drinks
27:29without the additional purchase of food.
27:31And since you're not hungry, we're closed.
27:33We're a private event.
27:35Could you please show these guests out?
27:37Could you please show these guests out?
27:41Could you please show these guests out?
27:43You...
27:56Well, I believe it's time for what I wanted.
28:00Even if you are, by my own admission,
28:04the best of the Morettis, I still can't marry you.
28:07Why not?
28:08It's too complicated.
28:10Your family and everything you're involved with.
28:12I mean, I can't be associated with criminals.
28:15And...
28:16And, um...
28:20I'm in love with someone else.
28:22You said that earlier, right?
28:27See, even the whole world can see it,
28:29except the idiot himself.
28:31What a lucky man.
28:34Boss, we just got a job.
28:36A squirrel and a wife seeking revenge for a broken family.
28:39All the absolute vermin clawed their way into other people's lives.
28:42Take care of it.
28:43Yes, sir.
28:46Oh, that's just business.
28:48I hope that didn't scare you too much.
28:50Even if you are helping people,
28:53you are still involved in illicit activities.
28:55I don't even know why my mother considered you
28:57a potential match in the first place.
29:05A few days later
29:20No, no, no.
29:22Mom, I understand you are seeing me get married,
29:24but you can't just sign me away.
29:26This is a mob boss.
29:27A mob boss? What?
29:28I'm calling them.
29:29I'm going to get to the bottom of this.
29:32Mia, I need to see you.
29:34Bring your son.
29:37Darling, just one second and I'll help.
29:39Well, the planes went into the wrong cargo bay,
29:41so the...
29:55It's her.
30:01It's her.
30:02Damn.
30:03That woman.
30:04I can't let Wesley see me on a date with you again.
30:06He'll be hopeless between us.
30:12Oh.
30:13See how lovely my daughter is.
30:15She has always wanted to meet you.
30:17Finally.
30:21Fiona.
30:22As lovely as your daughter is,
30:24from me,
30:25from you,
30:26from me,
30:27from me,
30:28from me,
30:29from me,
30:30it is from behind,
30:32this is getting a little ridiculous.
30:34At least my son has the decency to show up and...
30:38stay.
30:48Good thing I kept up with my cardio.
30:51Hey.
30:53Why did you run?
30:54I'm just traveling here.
30:56What do you mean?
30:58Well...
30:59with...
31:00your eyes...
31:02and without your glasses,
31:03you look...
31:04just like the woman from that night.