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Aired (November 14, 2024): Nag-iwan ng munting paalala si Meme Vice Ganda na hindi lahat ng tao’y magagandahan sa’yo pero mayroong isang taong buong puso kang tatanggapin, yayakapin, at mamahalin! #GMANetwork


Madlang Kapuso, join the FUNanghalian with #ItsShowtime family. Watch the latest episode of 'It's Showtime' hosted by Vice Ganda, Anne Curtis, Vhong Navarro, Karylle, Jhong Hilario, Amy Perez, Kim Chui, Jugs & Teddy, MC & Lassy, Ogie Alcasid, Darren, Jackie, Cianne, Ryan Bang, and Ion Perez.


Monday to Saturday, 12NN on #GMA Network. #ItsShowtime #MadlangKapuso


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Transcript
00:00Lassie is asking if it's okay to borrow your last name.
00:03You know, I want to share this.
00:05Ah, what is it?
00:06But my beauty, when it goes to other people, it's like a boomerang.
00:10Where it comes back.
00:11Ah!
00:12Even if you don't want it, it'll come back to you.
00:14But you know, Lassie, come here.
00:16Come here. Why?
00:17I don't want you to think that you still need to borrow beauty to be beautiful.
00:22Because you're too much.
00:23Remember this, Lassie.
00:26Everything God has done is beautiful.
00:28Mmm.
00:28That's why you need to accept that He didn't do it.
00:30Ah!
00:31Who did it to you?
00:32Who did it to you?
00:33I want to know who did it to you.
00:35Who did it to you?
00:37You're a mutant.
00:38Mutant?
00:39You're a mutant.
00:40Wait, wait, wait.
00:43Ouch!
00:45You know, everyday when I'm beautiful here,
00:47I'm also believed.
00:50Hey, Vice is beautiful, right?
00:52Yes, he's beautiful.
00:55If you're beautiful to me, why my cell phone is believed?
00:58Why?
00:59Why?
01:00The security, the face recognition.
01:02It's not allowed.
01:03It's not allowed.
01:04What if there are two people?
01:06Where did you do it?
01:07Did you wear makeup or not?
01:08I didn't wear makeup when I did it.
01:10There.
01:11So I put on makeup and I didn't recognize it.
01:12So he answered.
01:13Hey, that's not me.
01:14What's important is that you're recognized by God.
01:17That's what's important.
01:18There.
01:20Right?
01:21Yes.
01:22Remember this.
01:23Yes, what is it?
01:25The whole world won't be beautiful to you.
01:29There are people who won't accept you
01:31because they have different views on the world.
01:35But don't forget,
01:37there is always one person
01:39who will embrace, accept, and love you.
01:43That's it.
01:44That's it.
01:45Hey, don't be like that.
01:47And that's enough.
01:49Don't be like that.
01:50Don't be like that.
01:51You're too hard.
01:52Face forward.
01:53Face forward.
01:54That's it.
01:55Face forward.
01:56That's it.
02:01That's it.
02:02Move to the other side.
02:03The other side.
02:04I know.
02:06Hey, I know what that is.
02:07What is it?
02:08Hal-dub.
02:10Hal-dub?
02:11With the letter X?
02:12Hal-dub.
02:13Hal-dub.
02:14Oh, my God.
02:15Hal-dub's name is Hal-dub?
02:19Hal-dub.
02:20Hal-dub.
02:21Hal-dub.
02:22It's a male.
02:23Male in tail.
02:25Oh, my God.
02:27Oh, my God.
02:28Oh, my God.
02:30Male in tail?
02:31Male in tail.
02:32I don't know what to say.
02:33That's beautiful.
02:35How did he get rid of his nose?
02:37His nose got worse.
02:39Don't lie.
02:41Oh, my God.
02:42Male in tail.
02:44He can't take it anymore.
02:45He's just a rice-eater.
02:47Wow.
02:48Rice-eaters are not allowed.
02:49I was in a hurry. I had an emergency.
02:52I cut my throat.
02:56I was in a hurry. I had an emergency.
03:19I was in a hurry. I had an emergency.
03:21I cut my throat.
03:23I was in a hurry. I had an emergency.
03:25I cut my throat.
03:27I cut my throat.
03:29I cut my throat.
03:31I cut my throat.
03:33I cut my throat.
03:35I cut my throat.
03:37I cut my throat.
03:39I cut my throat.
03:41I cut my throat.
03:43I cut my throat.
03:45I cut my throat.

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