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00:00Faceado kaya ang mukha nya, go contestant number 2!
00:03Wow, basic lang no. Go contestant number 2!
00:30Everybody's great in the NBA, and you really have the good one, the great one.
00:42Then I have you too, Madlang people! So I'm the lucky one!
00:48What's up Madlang people! I'm Jason John Garg de los Santos, the Kyrie Irving of Caloocan City.
00:55Jay de los Santos, the Kyrie Irving of Caloocan City!
01:03He's a very good NBA player.
01:05He's really good. Thank you Jim Kyrie!
01:08Jim Kyrie!
01:10Kyrie Irving!
01:12Do you know the game called Munchichi?
01:16It's a game that's very popular in Labubu.
01:20It's a very expensive game.
01:23Is he fat?
01:25Maybe he's not training.
01:28Off season, off season.
01:30But it started in the NBA.
01:32It's bulking season, right?
01:34But you're also the type of person who doesn't ask questions.
01:38Why?
01:40You should also ask questions.
01:42Kyrie Irving.
01:44When did you start playing basketball?
01:47I started playing basketball since high school.
01:50I dropped out of the NBA in 2011 in the Cleveland Cavaliers.
01:55Where?
01:57Cleveland Cavaliers.
01:59Is that your first NBA team?
02:01Yes, that's my first NBA team.
02:03Cleveland Cavaliers.
02:05What's your second NBA team?
02:07I played in Boston Celtics.
02:09What's your third team?
02:11Brooklyn Nets and my present team is Dallas Mavericks.
02:14What will be the last team?
02:16For now, I play for Dallas Mavericks.
02:19When are you going to play for Angels Burgers?
02:23They'll run out of time.
02:25In the NBA, Angels Burgers is amazing.
02:28You might get a take on them.
02:31And also, Senor Pedro.
02:35The chicken in the song.
02:40Why do you like basketball so much?
02:43Because basketball is my passion.
02:45I don't need an alarm clock because my passion wakes me up.
02:50Passion wakes me up.
02:52What does it take to be the best basketball player?
02:57Are you the best?
02:59I think I'm the best point guard in the NBA.
03:03Slash shooting guard.
03:05NBA?
03:07Who slashed that shooting guard?
03:10Just me. Just by me.
03:12Why did you slash the shooting guard?
03:14Did the guard shoot you?
03:16That's why you slashed the guard?
03:18Slash shooting guard?
03:20No.
03:21No, because he's both.
03:23So what makes you different from all the other shooting guards and point guards?
03:27I have a shooting percentage of 47.5.
03:31It's for my latest game stats.
03:34In fairness, if there's a score here, the recitation is a win.
03:37He knows everything.
03:39For you, who is your best opponent team?
03:43Sorry?
03:45It's okay. We forgive you.
03:48That's very admirable when you apologize right away.
03:51Who's your best opponent team?
03:54Best opponent team, I think the Lakers.
03:58Lakers.
04:00Why?
04:01Because they have good coaching and good strategy in the game.
04:06Are you tired?
04:07No, not really.
04:09Can you give us an example?
04:12Can you give me the ball?
04:15Maybe he's jet-lagged.
04:19You dribbled her.
04:20No.
04:21You dribbled this girl.
04:22No.
04:23You dribbled her.
04:24I only dribbled the ball.
04:27This is a ball.
04:29This is a microphone.
04:31Can you dribble the microphone?
04:34Talk to the ball.
04:40Botongbo versus Kyrie.
04:41Botongbo.
04:46Jamurang.
04:47Yes, Jamurang.
04:50Steal it.
04:51Wow.
04:55Jamurang.
04:56There's a lot of them.
04:57They're going around.
04:58They even went to the grocery store upstairs.
05:00Hang time.
05:0130 seconds.
05:04Can you beat Jamurang?
05:06One on one.
05:10Jamurang.
05:12He's like a dog.
05:14Some people are good at dribbling.
05:17I want you to do an exhibition.
05:18Tricks.
05:19Dribble exhibition.
05:20Tricks.
05:28It looks like your body is heavy.
05:30Yes.
05:31Oh my God.
05:32I'm going to buy this.
05:33It's stupid.
05:34Guyogi.
05:35Watch out for Guyogi.
05:36Guyogi.
05:38Make sure.
05:39Make sure.
05:42Watch out.
05:44Be careful.
05:45You might break Guyogi.
05:46Charging.
05:48One more.
05:53You penetrate.
05:54You penetrate.
05:57He's very good.
05:58He's like Kyrie.
05:59Very good.
06:00Really?
06:01Yes.
06:02Kyrie.
06:03He smells like Kyrie too.
06:06Kyrie.
06:07Kyrie is my favorite.
06:09Why?
06:10Why?
06:11Yeah.
06:12Why?
06:13Kyrie and Ken.
06:14Both of them are my favorite.
06:15No.
06:16That's Kyrie.
06:18John.
06:19That's John.
06:21Do you know how to play basketball?
06:22Dribble.
06:23That's just a dribble.
06:24Foul ball.
06:25Foul ball.
06:26Wait a minute.
06:27You're the only one working here.
06:29But you have a cell phone.
06:32I'm looking for lyrics.
06:34Sometimes there's a song.
06:36I don't know what it is.
06:38Then you'll scold me.
06:39You'll scold me.
06:41You'll scold me.
06:42Hey.
06:44Jamoran.
06:45Long time.
06:4630 seconds.
06:48It's my turn.
06:49Bella.
06:50I'm looking for lyrics.
06:51Don't get too close.
06:53Don't get too close.
06:55Jamoran.
06:56You're good.
06:58If you don't want to get too close,
06:59I'll give you the ball.
07:01Do you know a basketball player, Bella?
07:03Kyrie.
07:04Kyrie.
07:05Irvin.
07:06Really?
07:07What Irvin?
07:08What?
07:09What Irvin?
07:10What should it be, Kyrie?
07:11Irvic?
07:12Irvic?
07:14Irvin.
07:15Irving.
07:16Irving.
07:17What Kyrie?
07:18Irving.
07:19Irving.
07:20I'm just testing you if you really know.
07:21Really?
07:22You have a cell phone.
07:23What are you doing?
07:24We're playing basketball.
07:27You go first.
07:28I'll check it first.
07:29Who are you?
07:30Who can play basketball?
07:31We're Jaworski.
07:32Jaworski.
07:33But before Jaworski,
07:34there's Caloy Loizaga.
07:35Yes.
07:36Yes.
07:38Do you know Caloy Loizaga?
07:39Sorry, no.
07:40No?
07:41He doesn't know.
07:42He's from America.
07:43Do you know Ricky Reyes?
07:44Yes.
07:45Ricky Reyes?
07:46He knows Ricky Reyes.
07:47Who bought the ball?
07:51But do you really play basketball?
07:53Sometimes.
07:54Sometimes.
07:55He knows how to speak Tagalog.
07:56Sometimes.
07:57Who's your best friend in the NBA?
08:00LeBron James.
08:01Why?
08:02LeBron.
08:03LeBron.
08:04Because we're the best duo back then.
08:06Back then?
08:07Couple years.
08:08Couple years time.
08:09Back then.
08:10But now, who's your duo?
08:12I think Luca.
08:13Luca.
08:14Luca.
08:15Yeah.
08:16Luca.
08:17The one who lives on the second floor.
08:20My name is Luca.
08:21I live on the second floor.
08:24I live on the stairs from you.
08:27And you don't love me anymore.
08:30But you're here to delay the time.
08:33The cellphone is out.
08:34Some kind of trouble.
08:35Some kind of fight.
08:37You don't know.
08:40My name is Luca.
08:42I live on the second floor.
08:45I live on the stairs from you.
08:57My name is Luca.
09:00I live on the second floor.
09:04I live on the stairs from you.
09:08Yes, sir.
09:09Did you see me before?
09:11When you hear something late at night.
09:15Some kind of trouble.
09:17Some kind of fight.
09:19Just don't ask me what it was.
09:23Just don't ask me what it was.
09:27Just don't ask me what it was.
09:31My name is Luca.
09:33Come here, you.
09:35Hi, I'm Luca, Luca.
09:37Come here, you.
09:39For now, we will know,
09:41Yeah.
09:42What's the Madlam people think about you.
09:45Exactly.
09:46What are the Madlam people saying
09:49to contestant number 2.
09:50That's right.
09:51It's me, Ryan.
09:52Now, let's know who the Madlam people are.
09:58Madlam people or Localize.
10:02Oh my God!
10:04Oh my God!
10:06Oh my God!
10:08Oh my God!
10:10Oh my God!
10:12Oh my God!
10:14Oh my God!
10:16Oh my God!
10:18Oh my God!
10:20Oh my God!
10:22Oh my God!
10:24Oh my God!
10:26Oh my God!
10:28Oh my God!
10:30Marikina.
10:32Why are you not happy with
10:34what she's doing?
10:36Why is your antonio crazy?
10:38Why is he crazy?
10:42Well, actually now,
10:44she looks like Kairi because she's wearing a jersey.
10:46But I was thinking, what if she's not wearing a jersey?
10:48What if she's wearing a tupi?
10:50What if she's wearing a tupi?
10:52What if she's wearing a tupi?
10:54Mariah Carey.
10:56Mariah Carey.
10:58I like that.
11:00It's good that you brought
11:02Caroline Kaye.
11:04She's lazy, she doesn't want to get tired.
11:06She doesn't want to move.
11:08Mariah Carey.
11:10So, because she's wearing a jersey,
11:12that's why she looks like Kairi.
11:14But if she's not wearing a jersey,
11:16I don't think I'll think that she's Kairi.
11:18She doesn't look like her,
11:20even her nose, eyes, mouth.
11:22Actually, she looks like her,
11:24but it's not at the top of my head
11:26that I'll think that she's Kairi.
11:28but it's not at the top of my head that I'll think that she's Kairi.
11:30But there's one character
11:32that Kairi plays,
11:34Uncle Drew.
11:36I think he might pass for Uncle Drew
11:38if he wears a grey hoodie.
11:40If he wears a grey hoodie.
11:42John Prats is really good at analyzing.
11:44John Prats.
11:46John Prats.
11:48John Prats.
11:50I'm here too.
11:52Let's ask him.
11:54Who's your local like?
11:56Who's your local like?
11:58John Prats?
12:00Well, it's my first time hearing John Prats.
12:02Who do you always hear?
12:04Camille.
12:06Camille Prats.
12:08Camille Prats.
12:10He doesn't have a beard.
12:12Maybe when he plays basketball.
12:14When I'm in a headband.
12:16And since I'm bald, Alex Caruso.
12:18Oh.
12:20Tomson is good too.
12:22He's a friend of...
12:24Steph Curry.
12:26Klay Tomson.
12:28Caruso.
12:30PVA.
12:32What's Caruso's name?
12:34Alex Caruso.
12:36Alex.
12:38He's a former Lakers player.
12:40Alex Caruso.
12:42Like Ryan Bang.
12:44Alex Caruslos.
12:46That's it, Mami!
12:50The opera was successful.
12:52Very successful, Mami.
12:54So, back to you guys.
12:56Thank you, MC and Ryan.
12:58Let's hear from
13:00Jurado Richard Yap.
13:02Good evening.
13:04Good evening, Madlang people.
13:10He's not mad.
13:12Jay,
13:14what you got from Kyrie
13:16is the color and
13:18your beard.
13:20But you look more like Luka.
13:22Luka Luka.
13:26Maybe
13:28you should look for
13:30someone else.
13:32I don't know who.
13:34Good luck to you.
13:36That's it.
13:38Thank you, Jurado Richard Yap.
13:40Jurado, you can give
13:42the huddle to
13:44Kyrie Irving of Caloocan City.
13:46After this,
13:48we're going to perform
13:50number 3.
13:52Give them the headphones
13:54so they can listen to the song.
13:56Why?
13:58Don't feel
14:00lonely
14:02My love.
14:04Of course,
14:06Jurado will comment
14:08because we're afraid
14:10while the contestants are listening
14:12to the song.
14:14Why?
14:16Don't feel