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00:00Am I the a**hole for not paying my boyfriend back after he didn't get me the right birthday cake?

00:07Welcome! This is Cheeseburger with Internet Storytime,

00:10where we dig deep into the depths of Reddit to find some crazy stories.

00:13My boyfriend and I have been dating for 10 months, and it was my birthday yesterday.

00:17There's a local bakery that makes a really good-looking pineapple upside-down cake.

00:20I've been really wanting to try it, and I've been saving it for my birthday.

00:23About a month in advance, I told him my birthday was coming up,

00:26and told him that I didn't need a gift, but I really wanted a pineapple upside-down cake from XYZ Bakery.

00:32He said, sure.

00:33I know this was probably annoying, but I did mention the specific cake several times, even before last month.

00:39Like, we would drive by the bakery, and I'd say something like,

00:42oh, hey, that's the place with the pineapple cake. I want to do that for my birthday.

00:45And then a week before my birthday, I texted him a reminder about the cake,

00:49so that he would have the bakery info on hand.

00:52Yesterday rolls around, and my boyfriend comes over to my apartment and gives me a gift, which is a Kindle.

00:56Not a bad gift. They're expensive, but not something particularly relevant to me, either.

01:01Then he said-

01:02Can we pause for a second?

01:04Kindles are irrelevant to reading.

01:06Then he says, let's have cake, and presents what you all know by now is not the pineapple upside-down cake,

01:13but just a regular grocery store cake with the frosting balloons.

01:16I was on the verge of tears because of not getting the one thing I actually wanted, which was that stupid cake.

01:21So I told him I was very disappointed, and that he should just go home.

01:25That does feel a little dramatic.

01:28He had two tickets to a comedy show for that night, and one ended up going to waste.

01:32Now he's annoyed because it is, of course, just a cake,

01:35and wants me to reimburse the cost of the wasted ticket, which was supposed to be a present.

01:40That's horrible.

01:41He sent me a Venmo request for $30. Am I an a**hole if I don't pay?

01:46The Venmo request?

01:48Is the relationship over?

01:51How would it end?

01:53Cliffhanger.

01:54No, my boyfriend.

01:55All the comments were very pro-her.

01:58They were like, that guy's stupid, you literally spelled it out for him, and he dropped the ball on a cake.

02:04Must be really hot.

02:06Right?

02:08Like an idiot, and if she's not dumping it-

02:10He's a himbo.

02:11He's a real himbo, yeah.

02:13Venmo is a place of psychological warfare.

02:17I really, truly believe it.

02:18It's also the best social media.

02:20Yeah, you can really see who's hanging out with who.

02:22Oh my god.

02:23You can see who's boyfriend is trying to charge them for their birthday present.

02:27I love that he heard her explain what he did wrong, and then he was like,

02:31I'm going to need you to pay me back.

02:33Instead of actually just getting the right cake.

02:36Girlfriends and boyfriends should have registries.

02:39Right?

02:40Outside of the realm of marriages.

02:43Okay, this sounds like maybe you messed up on the cake this time.

02:46Is this you?

02:48I think other people should do the legwork.

02:50If I'm expected to do something nice, you should just really make it a one-click thing for me.

02:54That's basically what she did.

02:56All right, we've done our deliberations.

02:58Are yins ready, folks?

03:03He's a bad listener, and I think that that, at the end of the day, is the reason why she didn't get her cake.

03:07He might have been like, oh my god, I get it, you want this cake.

03:10I know better than she does.

03:11I'm going to get her the best gift she's ever gotten.

03:15She's going to realize that I know her better than she knows herself.

03:17The Venmo requesting for the comedy show she missed out on, that pushes it over the edge.

03:23She asked if she's f***ed for not Venmoing him back, and I'm like, there's no way.

03:28Maybe leaving the birthday was a little dramatic, but we're not asking, am I the dramatic diva?

03:35Yeah.

03:36Now it's time for Cheesehole of the Week, where we all elected a villain from the pop culture or the internet.

03:43And we're going to vote on who's the worst and why.

03:49Ben, Matt Healy, various reasons.

03:53So Matty Healy is the lead singer of the 1975.

03:57Swifties are not a fan of his.

03:59He has said some unfavorable things about a lot of people in the past.

04:04So like sexist things, racist things, just bad, bad, bad stuff.

04:09Not a good look.

04:10I was about to say, haven't we all, but I'm glad I didn't.

04:13Is he Cheesehole of the Week?

04:15Yes.

04:16Because he's taking all the energy and attention away from her actual tour and just like inserting himself into it.

04:23Is he though?

04:24Yes, he is.

04:25I don't know.

04:26I think a much more nuanced conversation would be, is Taylor Swift a Cheesehole for dating a racist, sexist dirtbag?

04:34Wow.

04:35No, I told you, there's no rules for it.

04:37No rules for rebounds, sorry.

04:39If it gets Swifties not to dislike me, then I think yes.

04:43Is this unanimous?

04:45Yes, it is.

04:48Cheesehole, Cheesehole, Cheesehole, Cheesehole, Cheesehole.

04:52Matt Healy, you're the Cheesehole of the Week.

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