Quahog has its share of odd characters! Welcome to WatchMojo, and today we’re counting down our picks for the lesser seen yet most memorable residents of Quahog.
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00:00and now here's ollie williams with the blackie weather forecast ollie it's gonna rain thanks
00:04ollie welcome to watch mojo and today we're counting down our picks for the lesser seen yet
00:11most memorable residents of quahog i'm afraid it's time for you to make your choice
00:18number 10 jillian russell wilcox and then think about this have you ever seen the sun and the
00:26moon in the same place at the same time they're the same person i know right brian has had his
00:34fair share of girlfriends and many were surprisingly out of his league the most memorable is jillian
00:41brilliantly voiced by drew barrymore jillian is not the brightest crayon in the box i want some
00:47more of jillian's delicious lemonade i know it's good right i just wish they didn't have to kill
00:52so many lemons to make it she is very sweet filled with childlike wonder and completely vacant
00:59brainwise despite her shortcomings she becomes brian's one that got away jillian eventually
01:06finds love with overachiever derrick wilcox and invites the griffins sans brian but including b
01:13ryan to her wedding it's a b ryan oh cool mrs g thanks for letting me stay here the last couple
01:18of weeks brian tries to crash the wedding and win her back but jillian refuses she appears in
01:24multiple episodes most often reaffirming her airheadedness number nine greased up deaf guy
01:36in the absurd category the greased up deaf guy is a recurring and thoroughly bizarre
01:41character in the family guy universe he doesn't have a name unfortunately so let's just call him
01:48greasy for the purposes of this entry greasy first showed up in season three as a company
01:53picnic activity participants must catch him but he's just so darn slippery oh this is my favorite
01:59event catch the greased up deaf guy go you're never gonna catch me he has a backstory greasy
02:07used to be a lawyer until a grease truck explosion burned his ears and covered him in grease
02:12that appears to be it i can't hear
02:17boy i am late for that meeting family guy wouldn't be the same without cameos of its own secondary
02:22characters and the screen time for greased up deaf guy is just right too much spotlight would
02:28likely fry him anyway number eight shamus levine ah it's good to let the old midsection breathe
02:36what uh how the hell are you alive every town needs a resident pirate right shamus levine is
02:43quahog sea captain and is questionably made entirely of wood minus his head he has an odd
02:50habit of emerging from obscurity to provide random information whether sea related or not
02:56in fact his wooden arms store diagrams and maps as well as assorted irrelevant documents including
03:02a diseased prostate and 1980s band primus he's also an accomplished organist for some reason
03:10which raises more questions than anything else how is he hitting the right keys you shake me nerves
03:16and you rattle me brain too much love drives a man insane you broke me will oh what a thrill
03:24goodness gracious great balls of fire family guy wouldn't be the same without its recurring
03:29interrupters and shamus is always welcome albeit perhaps in small doses there are only so many
03:37nautical puns we can kind of laugh at are you telling me i need a prostate exam i and soon
03:43before your rudder jams with flotsam and you're dropping anchor without an order from the captain
03:48how are you liking all these nautical puns not bad somewhat entertaining number seven
03:53angela this is your new supervisor angela mr griffin we have different rules here for starters
03:59no drinking period we start work at 7 a.m sharp angela was voiced by the irreplaceable carrie
04:06fisher need we say more she was peter's supervisor at the pawtucket brewery and was never really a
04:12big fan of her rotund employee in fact she repeatedly praised his co-worker opie as superior
04:19despite the latter's obvious shortcomings she did once have a crush on peter when he showed up for
04:25work wearing his contact lenses apparently the usual eyewear was hiding his irresistible side
04:31griffin i never noticed you before i like what i see uh okay when carrie fisher unfortunately
04:40passed away family guy had a small tribute to her character with peter giving a bizarre eulogy
04:45it is revealed that angela passed away after swimming too soon after eating but at least
04:50angela died doing what she loved swimming less than 20 minutes after she had eaten
04:55our parents warned us number six principal john shepherd today at 3 30 james woods high will be
05:03hosting a cross-country meet which also happens to be where lorraine has threatened to take my
05:09children across the country adam west high school's principal shepherd is kind of a sad character he
05:14recently divorced twice at one point living in his car his entire life revolves around the school
05:21he sometimes is seen hanging out with his friends also stereotypical principals he's
05:26voiced by gary cole whom you may remember as bill lumberg in 1999's office space so peter what's
05:35happening uh now are you going to go ahead and have those tps reports for us this afternoon
05:43this seems fitting for some reason aside from his occasionally questionable morals
05:48principal shepherd is the principal most of us remember from school a little portly glasses
05:54cheap coffee breath and a bad suit he's also quite incompetent to be honest put her per diem back in
06:00petty cash tell sue ann and make up it's her lucky day tell lighting its legs up in five and let's
06:06shoot this thing i mean what number five jesus christ i'm just a guy working at a record store
06:14well if you're not jesus christ then you won't mind if i pee on these amy grant cds don't
06:19aha you are jesus kohag has been occasionally host to the lord and savior himself jesus
06:25aside from a couple of hilarious cutaway gags he was featured in a few episodes as a main character
06:31his father makes more than one appearance as well why don't you just say it you hate me
06:35and you wish i had died in the punic wars instead of my brother greg that's not true i love you both
06:42equally when found working in a record store jesus reveals that he occasionally comes to earth and
06:48lives a normal life for a while out of sheer boredom with a couple of glaring exceptions
06:52family guy's portrayal of jesus is a clever parody that doesn't aim to offend its roots
06:58in fact it humanizes jesus giving him earthly problems and making him one of the guys i'm
07:04having a blast and it's all because of you jesus hey like i said you're the one who got me here
07:10some might say you're my savior of course it's shaky ground but what parody isn't number four
07:19olivia fuller and now tv's olivia fuller will cut the ceremonial ribbon i hope i'm allowed to do
07:25this my mommy says don't run with scissors hollywood kid olivia fuller is the archetype
07:30child actor pushed into the spotlight at a young age she has a couple of run-ins with stewie and
07:36the two get married at some point living in a cardboard house and dining on play-doh spaghetti
07:42oh what no no it's nothing just had play-doh spaghetti last night and that's all we had last
07:50night their marriage is short-lived however when olivia is caught cheating with the precocious
07:56stewie sets their house on fire to retaliate olivia is definitely underused as a character
08:02as it would have been interesting to see a little more of the toddler couple's wedded life
08:06she made another appearance in an episode in which she came between stewie and brian in their two-man
08:11band dissolving the group yoko style you want to fire stewie and be red shirt blue shirt with me
08:18absolutely you're the whole reason the fans even like the band kids love dogs besides we've both
08:24seen what stewie's become an impossible diva number three dr elmer hartman so doctor is peter healthy
08:32my goodness you'll be dead within a month what oh hagar the horrible if you keep up that lifestyle
08:37of pillaging and giant turkey legs you'll be dead within a month now on to you vastly underqualified
08:43medical professional elmer hartman is the griffins family doctor he's basically an idiot and really
08:49makes it seem easy to get through medical school sans intellect he often uses highly
08:55inappropriate shtick to discuss serious issues peter never would have survived the surgery i
09:00mean i mean dog kidneys i'm not even sure dogs have kidneys what the dogs have kidneys yes yeah
09:07this this is the guy dr hartman may be a minor character but he's appeared in dozens of episodes
09:13why is he on this list well we need to raise a glass to the writers for coming up with endless
09:19double entendres and ridiculous dad jokes to complete the doctor's dialogue also props to
09:25him for knowing how to reveal bad news to teens and to deliver the news to your teenage children
09:30i've hired an edm dj but we're glad he isn't our doctor number two death why are you here the doctor
09:42said peter was okay oh the doctor well i guess he must know right i mean he's a doctor and everything
09:47and i'm just uh death the grim reaper aka death has visited quahog on more than one occasion and
09:54we don't mean metaphorically he first appeared in season two when he sprained his ankle and had to
09:59stay with the griffins he showed up in a number of episodes after that but hasn't been seen in a while
10:06as an occupational hazard anyone death touches immediately gives up the ghost making it
10:11difficult for the ghoul to fit it well at least he got that far you know who he took to the prom
10:16his cousin that's weak all right all right that's it the fact that he's a sentient skeleton in a
10:24cloak doesn't help either death was initially voiced by the late great norm mcdonald who
10:29unfortunately couldn't commit to further episodes due to other projects he was ultimately replaced
10:34by comedian adam carolla relax you're not dying you're just having a near-death experience oh
10:40thank god oh yeah thank god thank god i get to hang out with a fascinating gent like yourself
10:46before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions james woods peter's arch enemy
10:53for some reason oh piece of candy oh piece of candy oh piece of candy oh piece of candy oh
11:00piece of candy oh piece of candy carl quahog's answer to the comic book guy hey archer it's bob
11:08hey bob it's archer thank you tomic and bell guard these foreign guys are much entertaining
11:16like a night at the discotheque oh man what a good bunch of partying at that discotheque
11:21they played one of my audience requests way awesome i myself drank like five liters of beer
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11:43number one ollie williams what happened last time ollie stewart killed lois then what peter got
11:48blamed then what peter went to court then what lois came back oh wasn't really there thanks ollie
11:53quahog's channel 5 action news has the quickest weather reports straight to the point and no
11:58nonsense ollie williams provides the forecast and he doesn't waste any time with his blacky weather
12:04segment which lasts all of three seconds we now go live to ollie williams in the channel 5 traffic
12:10copter what's the scene ollie everybody looks like ants probably because you're up so high
12:14it's regularly pointed out that he's african-american much as with his fellow reporter
12:19trisha takanawa whose asian descent is made very evident let's face it every news team needs its
12:25cultural diversity the one thing about ollie williams is we only get him in small bursts
12:31yeah pun intended christmas what's this cold why bad oh we want to know more about who he is and
12:39what his daily life is like but we'll settle with knowing whether or not it will rain
12:44who's your favorite family guy character let us know in the comments now that i've got you
12:50let's both revisit the birth of the doily cot opera company ah did you enjoy this video
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