An irreverent team-up featuring depressed assassin Yelena Belova alongside the MCU’s least anticipated band of misfits | dG1fOElpQW03S1V1b1k
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00:01Oh, America's so big. You ever drive through Oklahoma? It's so flat.
00:09Uh, you got a convoy approaching fast. Step on it.
00:18Come on. Come on, baby.
00:20Okay, a bit faster, please.
00:26Lexi!
00:27Okay, don't worry, don't worry.
00:29Engaging defensive measures.
00:34Oh, my God.
00:35Wait, that's not smoke.
00:36Oh, my God.
00:37Wolves are shielded!
00:54Is that Bucky?
00:55Bucky?
00:57It's a winter soldier.
00:59That guy is so cool.
01:16That's what I talk about!
01:20That's not good.
01:26How crazy is it to think of all the monumental fights that happened exactly here where you're standing?
01:35I mean, the place wasn't cheap, but it's got good optics.
01:39Look at you. You are all so adorable.
01:43Eat shit, Valentina.
01:46Make up your mind.
01:50The assignment is... Oh, wait. Hang on.
01:56Assignment is complete.
02:01What kind of super serum did you get?
02:03I don't know. Regular. Hydra.
02:05Hydra? Oh, fancy.
02:09Who is this old Santa?
02:10The Red Guardian.
02:13What?
02:14Everyone here has done bad things.
02:18Shadow ops.
02:20Contract kills.
02:21Contract kills?
02:23And you, former Red Room assassin. God only knows the blood on your hands.
02:27Pretty ludicrous coming from the dime store Captain America.
02:30I'll have you know I was actually the official Captain America, so...
02:33Yeah, for like two seconds.
02:43It's getting so tense in here.
02:47Who are you?
02:48I'm Bob.
02:52Do you want to die?
02:55We're just drifting.
02:57Do you want to die?
03:00And we don't have purpose.
03:02Do you want to die?
03:04You can't escape the past.
03:06Do you want to die?
03:08So you can either do something about it now...
03:10I promise you, I will treat you well.
03:14Or live with it forever.
03:16Oh, yeah!
03:19So what, do we all just punch and shoot?
03:23We are the Thunderbolts!
03:29Can't call ourselves that.
03:30Thank God.
03:31The Thunderbolts.
03:32It's just a cool name.