Vibbs
Category
🥇
SportsTranscript
00:00On your mark, get set, go!
00:04It's me, right?
00:15Didn't you have to flip it?
00:16Oh, we do have to flip it.
00:19Billy football is the winner.
00:20100 points will be going to Billy football.
00:31Welcome to Beer Game Show presented by Body Armor Flash IV.
00:38Rapid rehydration at its finest.
00:41First, the rules.
00:43There will be two rounds, three different categories in each round.
00:47Now, you must go with the lower point value before you go to the higher one.
00:53So, for example, you got to go challenges 100 before you go to challenges 200.
00:59At the end of round two, the two contestants with the highest score will go on to compete in
01:06The Legendary Beer Chasm.
01:09Round one, the categories will be challenges, questions, and do you know barstool?
01:18Questions.
01:20Questions, baby.
01:21What a fucking category that is.
01:23We got questions, hope you got answers.
01:26I love it.
01:27Billy football, you won the opening challenge.
01:30You have 100 points.
01:31You are in control of the board.
01:33Where would you like to go?
01:35I'm going to go with questions.
01:38The Florida Panthers won the Stanley Cup this season.
01:40Who won the Stanley Cup the season before?
01:44What a question.
01:45I have no idea.
01:46Barstool sports, but do you know puck?
01:48Oh, no, this is wrong.
01:50It's wrong.
01:51You can change your answer.
01:52I can?
01:53Yeah.
01:54He just looked at my answer.
01:55You're not locked in.
01:56I want you to zoom in and I did not see a thing.
01:59Also, I wouldn't trust this moron.
02:01As soon as he wrote my answer down, he was like, oh, I'm totally wrong.
02:05No, because this was the first year they were in the league, you dumbass.
02:08Marty, there's a lot of controversy.
02:09Let's see your answer first.
02:10Knights.
02:11The Knights, as in the Vegas Golden Knights.
02:14Billy football, Colorado Avalanche, Dana Beers, Vegas Golden Knights.
02:21The correct answer is the Vegas Golden Knights.
02:24Colorado Avalanche were two seasons ago.
02:27Oh, did you dart at mine?
02:29You darted at mine, didn't you, you fuck?
02:31I finished first, you fat fuck.
02:34Dana and Marty both got that correct, but I'm feeling sorry.
02:37I feel like Marty's getting teamed up on.
02:39For no reason.
02:40Marty, you're in control of the board.
02:41Where would you like to go?
02:42Do you know Barstool 100, please?
02:44What year did Chris Klemmer lose his virginity?
02:48Write down a year the person closest will win.
02:51Year?
02:52Yes, what year?
02:53He was born in the 40s, so 68?
02:56Stop, stop.
02:57He's an old man.
02:58He's a warlock.
02:59He could have been born in 1300.
03:01He could be born in 1980.
03:03We don't know.
03:04He's ageless.
03:06I feel like Klemmer has a fucking rope.
03:08He's got to have weight somewhere, you know?
03:10He's got a hammer.
03:12He lost his virginity when I was four.
03:151998 is Marty Mush's answer.
03:17Billy football, let's see your board.
03:192002.
03:20He lost his virginity when I was negative one.
03:221991.
03:23That would make him 11.
03:28He's the man.
03:29He probably was a fucking teacher.
03:30Can't you see him fucking teach?
03:31No, no, I can't.
03:33He's the last guy.
03:34All right, the answers are locked in.
03:36Let's play the clip.
03:371997.
03:38It was right after graduation.
03:40Fuck.
03:41Before half of you were born.
03:42And a boy.
03:43I am a real boy.
03:48Marty Mush, you won.
03:49You get the points.
03:51You're also in control of the board.
03:53In 2013, what was Dave's ringtone?
03:57Was it A, Katy Perry roar, B, Robin Thicke blurred lines,
04:02or C, Carly Rae Jepsen, call me maybe.
04:05I didn't even need the multiple choice, boys.
04:07Come on.
04:09Dana Beers, you seem very confident on that.
04:11Let's see what your answer is.
04:12You said C, call me maybe.
04:14Marty Mush, C, call me maybe.
04:16Billy football, A, Katy Perry, roar.
04:19The correct answer is C.
04:24You're killing it.
04:25Killing it.
04:26Marty and Dana both got that correct.
04:28But I'm liking Dana's confidence.
04:30I'm going to give him control of the board.
04:31Dana, where do you have to go?
04:32You can just do that?
04:33Yeah.
04:34What a crazy rule that is.
04:35You both got it right.
04:36Three in a row, you know?
04:37Marty got it right last time, so you got control.
04:39I like do you know barstool again, please.
04:41Do you know barstool for 300.
04:43This next employee, you see her bright and shining face
04:46every morning when you walk into the barstool doors.
04:48It's Ebony.
04:49We're going to be playing a little game of marry, fuck, kill.
04:51Out of you three, who does Ebony want to marry, fuck, kill?
04:55But first, for 100 points out of you guys,
04:59who does Ebony want to marry?
05:01Marty Mush, I'm going to want to see yours first.
05:05You said she don't want to marry you.
05:07Billy football, you said she want to marry you.
05:10Dana Beer said she want to marry Marty.
05:12Let's roll the footage.
05:14Marry got to be Dana.
05:15Got to be Dana.
05:16I feel like he got a long dick,
05:18and I feel like he'll touch my tonsils,
05:20and I would just, like, eat his ass.
05:23Say Marty?
05:24You!
05:25I have a tiny dick.
05:27What are you talking about?
05:28What's she talking about?
05:30She said me, I have a big dick?
05:32She thinks he got a long dick.
05:33We all got it wrong.
05:34She's in for a fucking surprise.
05:36She wants proposition me in the kitchen.
05:38Famously, Dana has said what?
05:41I just said I have a tiny dick, dude.
05:43It sits on his balls.
05:45I'll take it. I'll take that.
05:46You got long dick energy.
05:48You didn't have to go there.
05:49I'm sorry.
05:50I don't care. You can put that in.
05:51There's a second part to this question.
05:53For 200 points, who would Ebony want to fuck?
05:57I'm very confused.
05:58You have to drink that.
05:59She may have said this to multiple of us.
06:03Well...
06:04I've never had this conversation with her.
06:06I don't know what conversations you have with me.
06:08Officially on camera.
06:10We don't talk about this.
06:12I say, hello, Ebony.
06:13How are you?
06:14I say that, too.
06:15She's pregnant, also.
06:16I know.
06:17Not anymore, but still.
06:18For 200 points, who does Ebony want to...
06:22Billy football.
06:23You said me.
06:25Billy football.
06:26Marty Mush, you said you.
06:29Dana Beers, you said Marty again.
06:31It's the same answers.
06:33All right, let's roll the clip.
06:35Hopefully, this one is a little less graphic,
06:37but I don't think it will be.
06:39I probably have to fuck Billy football.
06:42I'll fuck the shit out of him.
06:44I'll let him squirt over my butt.
06:45I thought I was more of a Mary guy.
06:46I'll let him titty fuck me,
06:47and just let him teabag the fuck out of me.
06:49Actually, I respect Ebony.
06:50I think he might do push-ups in my ass.
06:53Oh, I'm getting wet just thinking about it.
06:55Oh, my God.
06:56Yeah.
06:57No, I'm serious.
06:58I'm getting wet.
06:59It's still going.
07:00I've heard it first.
07:01I've heard it first.
07:02I forgot.
07:03Her and Rhea are obviously very good friends,
07:05so she wouldn't disrespect her like that.
07:07That's fair.
07:08All right, so that means Mush is the odd man out.
07:10How does Ebony feel about Mush?
07:12Mush?
07:13Yeah, I'll fucking kill him.
07:14Who wouldn't want to fucking kill him?
07:15I'll fucking slit that motherfucker's throat,
07:17and just end it all real quick.
07:19Real quick.
07:20Respect.
07:21Fuck Mush.
07:22Who cares about Mush?
07:23Well, that kind of killed the vibe.
07:25All right, Billy football,
07:26you did get the last question correct.
07:28You're in control of the board.
07:29Where would you like to go?
07:30Questions.
07:31Do you know what?
07:32Do you want to do questions?
07:33We might get too drunk for the challenges.
07:34No, that's fun.
07:35Questions.
07:36Okay, questions 200.
07:38Who is this guy?
07:39Yeah, baby.
07:40He knows this stuff.
07:41Come on.
07:42I've never seen that guy.
07:43Who is this old man?
07:44Is he someone?
07:45That is a pointed question.
07:47Is he someone?
07:48We know politics,
07:49whoever the fuck that is.
07:50Maybe he's someone's grandpa.
07:52Maybe he's a pastor at a church.
07:54Looks like Bill Clinton a little bit.
07:55Yeah, actually, his brother.
07:57Fun fact.
07:58Whoa, whoa.
07:59Brother, brother, brother.
08:00I don't know.
08:01What's that fun fact, Billy?
08:02Go ahead and tell them.
08:03It actually has to do with beer.
08:05Really?
08:06His brother had a beer called Billy Beer.
08:09And he got a DUI?
08:11Yes, probably.
08:12Yeah.
08:13Is that the guy who killed someone in the field?
08:16Osama Bin Laden?
08:17No, that was the vice president, Dick Cheney.
08:19McCain?
08:20Ah, yes.
08:21Dick Cheney shot a man in the face hunting pheasants.
08:23Is that him?
08:24All right, everybody has their answers locked in.
08:26I'm going to go Dana Beers on this one.
08:27Dana, you had no idea.
08:28You were hesitant.
08:30Jimmy Carter.
08:31Oh, that's a good answer.
08:32Oh, you were bluffing.
08:33Wow.
08:34Is it him?
08:35Wow.
08:36Did he just die?
08:37Wow.
08:38Is it him?
08:39He's in hospice.
08:40He might be dead by the time this goes out.
08:41Is it him?
08:42Hopefully not.
08:43You guys put the dead guy up there?
08:44He's not dead yet.
08:45He's kicking.
08:46That's insane.
08:47He's kicking.
08:48Are we doing the reveal?
08:49Let's see yours, Billy football.
08:50You said Jimmy Carter.
08:51That's him?
08:52Marty Mush, what'd you say?
08:53Oh, good.
08:54What's going on?
08:55Reagan.
08:56Reagan.
08:57Is that Jimmy Carter?
08:58What the fuck?
08:59I just guessed.
09:00Yeah.
09:01Oh, my God.
09:02I just guessed the president.
09:03He doesn't cheat, huh?
09:04Is he over there, dude?
09:05Billy Carter, a.k.a.
09:06Billy Beers.
09:07Marty Mush.
09:08I'm not trying to kick a man while he's down.
09:09Couldn't be more opposite of Ronald Reagan.
09:11Jimmy Carter.
09:12No idea.
09:13Why?
09:14Is he a lib?
09:15Oh, yeah.
09:16Jimmy Carter.
09:17Big lib.
09:18Biggest lib ever.
09:19He was a patsy for the Watergate scandal.
09:20Is Reagan alive?
09:21Look that up.
09:22Watergate.
09:23Reagan's dead.
09:24Didn't fucking happen.
09:25How'd he die?
09:26How'd he die?
09:27Reagan's dead.
09:28I feel like, Dana Beers, you were very proud of yourself.
09:29I'm going to give you control of the board.
09:30You got that right.
09:31Questions.
09:32Let's get rid of these questions.
09:33We're going to play a clip, and you must guess who is the celebrity voice speaking.
09:37This is a clip from Lights, Camera, Barstool, episode 92.
09:42Oh, my favorite episode.
09:44Roll the clip.
09:45I'm very excited to be here.
09:46This is a thrill, and, you know, it's my first movie.
09:49That's it?
09:50Oh, my God.
09:51I know it.
09:52I know it.
09:53I know it.
09:54No more.
09:55No more.
09:56Oh, my God.
09:57I know it.
09:58One more.
09:59One more.
10:00I got it.
10:01One more.
10:02Oh, my God.
10:03I got it.
10:04Oh, my God.
10:05I got it.
10:06Wait a minute.
10:07That was my first movie.
10:08I feel like Kevin Hayes.
10:09It does sound like Kevin Hayes.
10:10Put in Kevin Hayes' voice.
10:11That sounds exactly like him.
10:12What do you got in your hand?
10:13Three.
10:14Love that idea.
10:15A fat guy from Modern Family?
10:16I don't know.
10:17I got nothing.
10:18I don't know.
10:19Billy football, let's see your board.
10:21Rax Romano.
10:23No, no.
10:24Ray Romano.
10:25Ray Romano.
10:27Marty Mush?
10:28Ray Romano.
10:29That is Ray Romano from Everybody Loves Raymond.
10:31Honestly wasn't as good as pool as Jimmy Carter challenges for a hundred challenges for a hundred
10:36Spelling bee a wise man once said spelling is the lowest form of intelligence
10:40Let's see who here can spell Marty mush. You are in control of
10:45The board so I'm going to give you the first word. You must spell it out loud your word is
10:51restaurant
10:53origin
10:54French no joke. This is one of the ones that really fucks me up. It's a tough one in a sentence
11:00Rick Pitino loved the Italian restaurant. Why do you say origin in French?
11:07Fuck me fuck me the origin is French
11:10Restaurants, I thought you're like what else would it be? I'm not kidding. This is the one I can't I never spell
11:15I always stop I always get Spanish. What are you talking? Oh, yes see no
11:18I literally was like does he want to spell origin? Oh, yes Greek
11:24Ristorante isn't that a thing? Hey, you are anti that is correct
11:29Billy football you're up next. Let's go. Your word is
11:34committee
11:36origin English
11:38in a sentence
11:40The NCAA Rules Committee did not like Rick Pitino comes from the Latin root commitus
11:48Yeah, like that's gonna help you
11:52Comitatus yeah Latin means a
11:56See Oh
12:00Oh
12:05And
12:08Is it double M I
12:13Te that is incorrect fucks it though there are close three double letters in that
12:20Double T and double E. How did you go to a smart school? I was dyslexic
12:25All right, Billy football you not get the points last but not least Dana beers
12:30your word is
12:33Etc. Oh, I just saw this word today
12:37origin
12:38English in a sentence
12:41hookers
12:42Bribery having sex in Italian restaurants, etc. Can I give you the small version? It's yes
12:48No, no. No, you gotta go full version. You said EST know that
12:53etc
12:56ECT
12:57You can dig me if I'm wrong at any point
13:01ding
13:02You're wrong. He got fucking restaurant and I got etc. What are we doing? Marty mush as the only one?
13:09Well, we got to go to challenges 200. You're in control the board, but challenges 200 and ladies and gentlemen, that is
13:19Stella blue question of the day. That is the Stella blue question of the day
13:25What does that mean that means it's a challenge you wonder why that wasn't in the question
13:30that means if you win this challenge
13:32You will no longer have to drink beer for the rest of the round because you will be taking a coffee break a nice
13:38Delicious Stella blue cold brew will be sitting in front of you and you get to sip on that Stella blue knows two things
13:46delicious coffee and
13:48Dogs so for this next challenge each contestant will be getting a treat and whoever
13:54Spooner the wonderful showbiz dog runs to will win the challenge
13:59It's a dog. Oh, all right. Let's meet Spooner
14:03Everybody come around
14:24Keep coming relax scooter owner
14:27Spooner
14:32Gentlemen, are you ready? All right meek. Are you ready Spooner? Are you ready meek drop the leash?
14:58No, he stole that he stole that for me
15:06Yeah, you cheated
15:08We run that back. He came right to me and Marty. No. Well, he smelled you first. You smell like ass smells my dog
15:15He's an alpha. He's huge scared him probably Dana beers. You will be drinking delicious ice cold Stella blue cold brew
15:25Yum, yum delicious. Can I get a side of beer with my coffee?
15:29Yes, you may meek hit the man with a beer to wrap up round one. We have one category left
15:35challenges
15:36300 name in this game is headshot each player will be wearing a helmet with a water balloon placed on top
15:42You'll be given a pool noodle. The goal is to use these pool noodles to break the opponent's water balloon
15:47You must keep two hands on the noodle at all times
15:51You know how to do that the last player with their balloons still intact wins the round first player to three wins wins
15:59Fucking strap up boys if your water balloon pops you're out
16:03fight
16:20Round two Marty mush is in the lead with one point fight
16:43It is Marty one win Billy football one win Dana nine three two one fight
16:50Oh
16:54Let him get let him get back in it's alright, it's alright
17:11All right, boys, we're all tied up one a piece three two one fight
17:20Oh
17:45Watch the feet Billy watch the feet
17:47Oh
17:51Between Marty and Billy now
18:02Look at the tape
18:06Noodle on balloon. It's a clean point goes to Billy. No kicking. Yeah, Billy watch those feet watch those feet
18:12Yeah, yeah, if we see you kicking you're gone. No
18:17three two one fight
18:32Right now the score is currently Billy football to Marty mush to Dana beers one if either Billy or
18:39Marty win, it's over
18:42three two one fight
18:47Oh
18:51Both hands on the noodle
19:06All right, boys that is the end of round one and after one round
19:10Marty mush is in the lead with 111 points Billy football second place with 800 points and Dana beers the beer guy
19:19Third place with 700 points being transparent though. It's not about beers. It's about the friends we make along the way
19:26It's about camaraderie brother and athleticism, which I'm third in so after round one
19:31Marty mush is in the lead and we'll be right back with more beer game show presented by body armor flash IV rapid rehydration
19:40Oh
19:48Baby girl here comes the mush mush mush
20:00Your hair looks stupid and your tie dumb is the flux capacitor a real car part
20:05How big is too big did we really land on the moon?
20:07If my dog was a human would he vote for Jill Stein? Of course, it's not a real car part
20:11It's a movie is a thousand bottles of baby oil
20:17My dog
20:19The only thing I don't overthink is Stella blue cold brew coffee. I don't think it's the best. I know it's the best
20:28Welcome back to the show everybody today. We got his very special guest
20:38All right, we are back with beer game show presented by body armor flash IV rapid
20:45Rehydration and our contestants will need to be hydrated for round two because we've got more points and more beer now
20:52There are also different categories category one
20:56Auction next is game show. We put a barstool sports spin on your favorite game show and the last category
21:03Will be judged Marty mush you won the last challenge you are in control of the board
21:07Where would you like to go judge 200, please? All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's bring out our celebrity judge
21:14You know him from reality shows Snoop Dogg. He's a musician
21:18He's an artist
21:21One of the greatest thinkers of our generation. He's your mom's favorite comedian ladies and gentlemen
21:30Bring him out
21:32I
21:50Thank you for joining us today for 200 points the funniest acronym on your whiteboard make an acronym for the letters
21:58T R a he doesn't even know what that word means to be fair. It's not a fucking word. No acronym
22:05You know what an acronym is? Yes, you dumb fuck
22:09All right, Tommy smokes let's go through those our first one is
22:15Tommy's really awesome
22:17bit of a pander pic
22:19Not really that funny because if you're saying like Tommy's really awesome and you're saying that's a joke. That's a little bit disrespectful
22:26Tommy runes ass
22:28In a put said they all went with Tommy once Tommy runes ass and it gets pussy way. That's cool. That's not that's better
22:35That's extra. It's better and Tommy reals ass and they
22:43Asterix ass I hate all of these
22:45I wish there wasn't a T for Tommy, but I will have to go with Tommy runes ass
22:49Yeah, let me say none of them were funny. Sorry. We all know how narcissistic you are. So yeah
22:56Pandering to the judge would have been the point there. We know you love yourself more than anybody Trump runs America
23:03Fuck that was good. Fuck. That's a great boom. It was my turn. Let's go 300 funniest fake blog headline
23:10For example, John Travolta homeless and selling blowjobs for tik-tok followers. That's something you could do Tommy you like that one
23:17I don't particularly think that's very funny. I don't either. All right first up
23:22Where were you when black Jack Fletcher punched Brian Fitzsimmons that is a throwback to the audience the
23:302019 Christmas party I started a rumor that black Jack Fletcher and Brian Fitzsimmons were in a fistfight
23:37One of my greatest works to date for those for those at home that don't know Brian Fitzsimmons. Maybe the nicest guy ever ever
23:43Yeah, Trump arrests pedophile Chris divorce Clemmer for stalking outside of improv class
23:50That's pretty good the idea of Trump arresting Chris Clemmer
23:55Personally does give me a good chuckle
23:58Hawk to a girl shot by Rizzler in ICU. These are all pretty funny. These are all pretty funny. I
24:07Have to go with the deep cut of black Jack Fletcher Brian Fitzsimmons, I have to
24:12I
24:14Assume that's Marty mushes. Yeah, it's a good one judge for 400, please
24:17Marty mush goes judged for 400. They love Tommy. You must create your own Tommy smokes Thursday thought performed orally
24:25the best way to perform
24:28Thursday thoughts are minute
24:30observations about daily life a quick joke a deep thought my biggest fear of dying is having to make initial small talk with
24:38People in the afterlife. I got a thought we'll have you go first thing
24:41Do you think the first guy?
24:44Who saw?
24:46And if I sense anybody's mocking me immediate
24:50Just that's just I rushed it. I'll be honest. We have more time. No, no, you said you're ready go
24:55All right, Dana's ready. Dana. You have the floor. Do you think the
25:03Smirking I'm gonna look at Steve. I'm gonna look at Steve
25:06You
25:09Do you think the first guy who came out of the water and said
25:14Can I go last
25:15easier said than done
25:18I actually need to know what was the guy doing the water
25:20Do you think the first guy who said come on in the water's fine?
25:24Realized he was gonna come up with a phrase that everybody used in the future really bad
25:29Really really bad now. I like the pretend the potential thinking of how phrase came for originated
25:36Yeah, that's just not quite it. I like the delivery though. I'm not gonna lie. I thought you're gonna say that was the best thing
25:45Welcome to Tommy's
25:47volume 122 Thursday thought one of the best I was thinking about this the other day where I was like
25:54where did carpentry come from, you know, and it's like
25:58There's a rug and a carpet and a carpet came first because it's a full room with a carpet
26:05But the one guy got pissed off at that carpet and cut it became a rug
26:11It's got a good point. It's it's not a bad ending started slow true TTT fans
26:15No, I never introduced you to the volume. I never introduced you to the volume
26:22The ending not bad not bad Billy football you're up why
26:28Do people?
26:30Live in the desert
26:32There's nothing there. Why would you choose there when you need?
26:38water
26:40food
26:41And all sorts of things just the worst place to live
26:46Why there so delivery solid?
26:50What factually true but not clever?
26:54not funny
26:56Nothing that's ever like it's again. No shit. Yeah, people shouldn't live
26:59I have to go with the winner and let me just say all three really could use a lot of work
27:03It's like the man in the arena. You think it's easy to make shots and get out on the court
27:07I gotta go to Marnie. Thank you
27:10What you would say that in your dumb fucking Instagram that got canceled
27:26It is
27:28Canceled it's a stupid show fucking dumb show. That's too far
27:32He's not allowed to think at barstool. It was not canceled it guys resources cut. Yes
27:39Thank you meek Phil
27:42Sounding very sexy with that rasp of a voice is a voice of reason meek Phil
27:47All right, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for your celebrity guest judge. Tommy
27:50My name is Tommy and I want the smoke I got the Malibu mix with the gun
27:54I got your back as the winner of everything the last challenge you have control the board
28:00Where would you like to go auction 200, please? All right, gentlemen name of the game is pickle pong
28:05You'll have to paddle as many pickle balls as you can into this pyramid of buckets
28:09How many do you think you can make in 30 seconds Marty mush start the bidding 14?
28:14We got 14 by Marty Marty. I'll go 15 16 Marty much 16 Billy football
28:1917 17 over here by Billy football 17 Billy football 17 Dana beers. No Billy football you win with 17
28:27If you're not get 17 and 30 seconds you lose Marty and Dana will get the points Billy football
28:33I will start the timer on your hit
28:36time goes one
28:41You jacked he's to jail make sure it goes all in three ten seconds down you have 20 seconds left Billy
28:48We're good
28:51Sir stop good stuff. That's why you don't bit of it
28:54Hey
28:5620 seconds down. You have 10 seconds left 10 seconds left nine
29:00done
29:0311 he's going to 1113. Where are you going to it once?
29:09Time stop
29:11Those are not count. That's 17. No, you know what went wrong there Billy
29:15I should have started doing three at a time from this from the jump from the jump. Yeah. Yeah, that's right
29:21All right, Dana beers game show. I got 16 game show nut stacker
29:26Contestants will be given eight nuts on a chopstick
29:29Love how this is starting off the first person to stack all eight nuts vertically on top of each other wins on your mark
29:36Get set go
29:40Billy football off to a hot start with the nuts Billy football. Oh
29:45Tower goes over slow and steady wins the race. They once said and Dana beers is going
29:52very slow and very steady I
29:57Will kill myself if this doesn't hit
30:02Dana beers. Oh, you're an asshole nuts. Oh Billy football on his last nut doesn't get it. Oh, he busted not avoid me
30:12That's why we employed me pay you the big bucks, but that's why meek is here
30:21Can I say that can I say the C word Billy football one nut left
30:32You start that timer one two three
30:37All right, Billy football you won nut stacker you got 200 points you are in control the board where you want to go
30:42Let me go with auction auction for 300 name of the game is pin the pie on the meek
30:48You will be sitting down in an office chair
30:51How many spins in an office chair can you do and then successfully throw a pie at meek's face?
30:58I love that you're all about it. I
31:01Love that you're all about it. I
31:03Shout me Billy football start bidding with you. How many spins in an office chair? Can you do?
31:07Three three spins. All right, we got three spins Marty mush five. How many fucking pies do we have one pie?
31:13No, I'm saying that
31:15What we're gonna run out of pies one pie spins. Can you do in an office chair?
31:20Oh, and then throw the pie. That's what I'm saying. If we throw the pie we miss you get one chance you lose
31:26Oh, so it's one pie. I was like one shot. What do we hit him? Yeah
31:30We got a lot of
31:32Gold you pay to you. All right, Marty much said five. We got higher than five. Go on eight eight eight
31:39It's not like it's like not
31:41That's not that many. All right, nine nine nine spins out of Dana Dana. Do we got 10 10 out of Marty Marty?
31:46Marty said 10 11
31:48Alright, we got a lot of 11 and a half
31:51You can't do 11 have 12 12 13 12 13 14 14
31:56Fuck 15 15 16 16 16 16 17 17 by Dana going once going twice 17 20 20
32:04We got 20. That's a big number. That's a big jump
32:06We got 20 spins in a chair from Dana it going once going twice Billy. We got 21
32:16Dude no, fuck you, dude. You can you did 20 bitch. We explained it to you twice. I thought it meant how many tries?
32:24So
32:26When they say they only have one pie, how'd you still think that?
32:30Dana you may not win the game, but you're having the most fun. And I think that's a
32:37Time I thought about how many like can you try 20 times to hit him in the face?
32:42Can I go back on it? Well, yeah, Billy football. You want to go 21, dude after he handed me that shot glass
32:47I really want to do it
32:4921 going once do it go in twice
32:52Do we have 21? No, I'm not gonna do it. No, no Dana beers 20
32:5920 spins quite a few beers. That's a lot of
33:04This whole time I was like, oh boy, dude, they said they had one pie
33:09You guys understand I knew you guys why do you think I was so pushy Billy and I was like no
33:14Why do you think I was so confused? I was like if I have 20 pies and I spin around three times
33:19I'm gonna hit him eventually three where throw it and hit the fucking I thought
33:23All right, let's go
33:27Marty and Billy will spin him in the chair 20 times
33:30Dana will pick up the pie and he must hit me in the face with the pie and cover at least half of his face
33:37I'm already Marty. I already am on the verge of the spins 20 spins. You guys ready? Don't go so hard
33:43I'm not on this spins dude. I'll just make sure you guys are I'm not
33:4720 go we got some people over here. You'll be fine. Yeah, we'll get you. We'll get you. All right 20 spins begin
33:56One Marty, okay. All right. What are you doing? Like, all right. No twist them idiot
34:02Wait, what are you doing? You don't go with him moron. You go like this. That's five hit him. That's five. That's six
34:10Eight eight nine
34:12ten
34:14eleven twelve
34:16Thirteen
34:21Fifteen sixteen seventeen
34:33Don't don't say
34:36Did I win got three more spins you're gonna make me do three more I got a fucking ash my ass cheek
34:46Billy you don't know how to spin somebody
34:51That should be a penalty Billy is cheating I'll take ten. I'll take ten. I'll take ten another we'll do ten more one
34:59Two that's worse than what I was doing three four five six seven
35:06eight nine
35:08ten
35:10Grab the pie. Oh, no, he's got it. He's got it. Oh
35:16Oh
35:43That's car also I think you went over the line
35:46We didn't think to not put it over the desk
35:58All right, that was pin the pie on the meek Dana you did it
36:02I don't know if there was ever a chance you wouldn't have done it, but you did it you get 300 points
36:07You have control the board. Where would you like to go? Let's go game show game show 300 Oh
36:13This is the price is barstool
36:16Gentlemen, you will be guessing the price of an item on the barstool sports store
36:20May I introduce these smathers and Branson barstool golf?
36:26transfusion coaster set this is a set of four
36:30Incredibly crafted coasters that wood is polished cherry wood that needlepoint is
36:37Hand-done you may not go over on this if you go over you're gone
36:42I can truly tell you I have never thought how much a coaster could be Billy football. You're looking at me
36:47Let's see. What's your answer is?
36:49Forty-five. Oh nine Marty much. Let's see what you put down with a t-shirt for like 32. Yeah, so I was like
36:5668 68 you got to throw the nine nine. Yeah, that's a fine number, but it could be better
37:023499
37:05I
37:06Think dude, he left his ass. All right, the answers are in
37:11Let's see how much these smathers and Branson barstool golf transfusion coaster set cost
37:17$95 on the barstool sports store. Yeah worth it. Thank you guys. Marty much. Keep buying keep buying
37:23$32 was a crazy answer
37:26What are you 35?
37:29It's fucking coasters I can make one in my backyard do it
37:35All right, Marty mush you got the points where would you like to go next game show or auction auction 400 auction for 400
37:44That is double points the name of the game
37:48Eating contest do you boys like eggs? Yeah, how many deviled eggs?
37:53Can you eat in a minute?
37:55Marty much start the bidding three Marty much said he could eat three deviled eggs who thinks they could eat for give it to him
38:00And let's go back to the last question and it'll be me verse you let's give him the eggs
38:05I don't want to eat either
38:07Give him the eggs. We're gonna go me and Billy. Yep. This is you guys are talking. This is embarrassing
38:14I'm pregnant right now. I'm fucking falling shit for eggs for eggs from Billy. Come on, Billy
38:20Well, he just screwed you so you fucked me Billy
38:24Last challenge just me verse you well Billy football for eggs. Wait, can't pull out. No
38:30No, you're at second for Dana. You want to go five five? We got five out of eight of beers
38:35Six, I'm out six. My wish is out be a legend be a legend. They're so small. Come on be legend
38:41You know, you know, you get sick did Salmonella did they I'm saying? Yeah, they're hard-boiled. They're hard-boiled eggs
38:49They were hard-boiled actually the most you can cook an egg with that going once
38:54Going twice. Can I get can I do seven? He wants to do seven you want to do a I'll do it
38:59I'm Dana beers nine. You want to counter with nine get them to ten nine
39:08No, all right nine in a minute, can I all right, I'll drink you can drink your body armor flash IV
39:13You can drink whatever is in that red cup. I'm not gonna lie. I have no chance. All right
39:17Yeah, I'll get some fresh beer. You have no chance, dude
39:20There it's a lot the clock will start the second that egg hits your lips two girls one cup two girls one cup two girls
39:27one cup
39:30Two girls one cup chocolate ice cream two eggs down in ten seconds. He's on pace Oh
39:36bumble roost
39:38You got this Dana two girls one cup 15 seconds
39:54All right, Dana you are at the 30-second mark
39:57Two girls one cup two girls one cup
40:00two girls one cup
40:07Dana 20 seconds
40:14Dana you have 10 seconds to get that egg into your mouth
40:23Four three
40:28He's got that no, that's good I
40:34Almost puked at the seven mark. I almost puked at the seven
40:37All right, Dana beers that puts you in second place second place. You are in control the board. I
40:44Gotta be objective with the boys. That was not worth it
40:48Slime or no slime each of you will answer three questions
40:52If you get two wrong, you will be slimed
40:54If you get two right confetti will fall on you and you will get the points, but first
41:00Mr. Slime, ladies and gentlemen, let's have a round of applause for mr. Slime
41:06Yeah, oh it's gross that's disgusting it's mr. Slime he's he's a freak
41:15Throw things at him. Yes
41:17I
41:25Thought it was mr. Slime is a creature. All right, it's just clamoring
41:28All right, Billy football name of the game over under are there over or under?
41:3585 Ikea's in Sweden
41:41Under
41:42under
41:43That is correct. There are 20 Ikea's in Sweden
41:48Population could never support 85. That's correct. Your next question
41:52Who earned more money during their pro career?
41:56Patrick Beverly or Taylor Leone. They're your co-workers. The difference is
42:02$80,000 that is fucking insane. Oh, this is a toss-up
42:07Does that does that?
42:09include European earnings
42:11No
42:13Patrick Beverly in the NBA Taylor Leone in the NFL
42:18I'm gonna go with
42:20Patrick Beverly, I'm sorry. That is incorrect. The answer is Taylor Leone over under again
42:27How many chickens are slaughtered every day over under 200 million?
42:32Is this globally or just in America? This is globally brother
42:36Easy work bill. Come on. I feel so much better a lot of eggs come out. So that's one fifth of billion
42:44I'm gonna go over your thought
42:52Mr. Slime I'm gonna be honest that fake-out got me
42:55I was I was about to dive in front of the slime for Billy Marty mush
42:59Welcome to slime or no slime. Your first question is an over-under
43:03Barbra Streisand
43:05spent over or under
43:09$75,000 cloning her dog
43:11Over I'm sorry, that is incorrect under she spent $50,000 cloning her dog loser
43:18Yes, the dogs genetics is the same, but the personality was different. Is it worth it? Who knows?
43:23All right, Marty mush your next question Bill Burr's net worth. Is it 14 million or
43:3044 million Vibrate, it's 14 million comedians don't get paid as a lot as many people think yes comedian has a rough gig
43:37Marty mush that is correct
43:40It's 14 million it all comes down to the final question
43:44Marty mush your question is of these two states which state first made it illegal to marry your first cousin
43:50Just is it one of a Mississippi? No, it is not. Well, that's sad
43:55Phil Phil, can you get another beer doing something your belly?
44:01Let's let's cut Billy off on the beer let's we're good on the beers. We're good on the beers over there
44:05All right, what state made it illegal first to marry your first cousin? Was it Kansas or New York?
44:12I actually it's kids. Oh
44:16Whoa, didn't see the second one coming. This seems like a trick. I
44:21Actually, like I'm pretty sure I was gonna say Kansas before you said Kansas
44:26I might have read something about that on accident brushing up. It's got to do your first instant. Give me a slime slime master
44:32Chance Marty mush's answer is Kansas
44:44Congratulations, Marty mush Kansas is the correct answer. They made it illegal to marry your first cousin in
44:491858 New York, it's still legal and that's why bibsies living in New York City, baby
44:55It appears your first question is how many days were passengers on the Titanic before it sank?
45:02For or 14 days. I want to guess 300
45:08Be a hell of a cruise
45:12You know a long long time
45:17Fucking Mexico, I'm gonna go with 14 this those those wait
45:25If I get one wrong do I get slimed to okay, yeah
45:3014
45:35Those Mexican icebergs you got to watch out for them. They pop up. Uh, you said 14 days. The answer is four days
45:42That is incorrect
45:43Probably that's pretty
45:46Mr. Slime is taunting him with the bucket
45:49Now Dana, if you get one more incorrect, you will be slimed question number two who has more Instagram followers
45:56Theo Vaughn or Patrick Mahomes, I think the obvious answer is Mahomes
46:01Is it I don't know
46:04He's the best fucking player in the league not according to the NFL top 100. He's like number four, which is crazy
46:12I'm gonna say
46:14Patrick Mahomes final answer
46:16Oh
46:23Dana that was incorrect Theo Vaughn has more followers than Patrick Mahomes. I don't know
46:36All right, that's it for round two
46:38Marty mush and Dana beers are going on to the beergasm
46:42Marty mush in first place, but Billy football you came in third. Don't worry. You will not be going home empty-handed. Oh
46:50Meek Phil, why don't you go ahead and hand him his prize?
46:53That is a Roy Orbison live in Texas VHS
46:59Roy one of the greatest live performers of all time. Oh
47:04Brother he is a magician on the guitar
47:07You love him and Billy football you're gonna grow to love him because you just you're going home with that
47:13How do I play this? It's a VHS brother. You pop it into the cassette player and it goes say when the Hamelin. Oh, yeah
47:19Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
47:21Yeah. Oh
47:24All right, that's it for round two a beer game show. We'll be back with beergasm presented by body armor flash IV rapid rehydration
47:31Oh
47:34Hey, I'm Dana I drink a zillion fucking beers
47:39Like fuck I drink a zillion years and my hair like I got this fucking hair thing
47:45You know, I look look at my hair and I drink a zillion bears and I'm Dana
47:52Movie partying all night with Adam 23 and a baby
47:56It's exhausting
47:58Wait, you show up hungover to a race against me a former division one athlete and you think you can beat me?
48:05Think I could beat you. I
48:09Know I can beat you
48:19On your mark
48:26Man he's fast
48:29I'm gonna get me some of that body armor flash IV rapid rehydration
48:39And we're back with beer game show
48:41Presented by body armor flash IV. We have Marty and Dana waiting in the wings to compete in the legendary
48:49beergasm obstacle course before they get going they need to rehydrate with rapid rehydration
48:55Solution of the body armor flash IV go ahead and take a big sip boys. You're gonna need it
49:00You've got a gauntlet ahead of you and keep in mind Marty mush came in first place
49:05So he will be getting a three second head start boys, you know the course, you know what you're doing
49:11I'm gonna get out of here. I'll see you at the finish line. Good luck
49:17Contestants will race through a series of five checkpoints at each point
49:21They will complete a challenge drink their beers and take their empty cups with them
49:26At the end of the course, they must assemble a beer amid the contestant that shoots down all their cups first is the champion
49:52Oh
50:00Fuck me
50:22Oh
50:41About a breath boys. Thank you clever
50:52I
50:56Forgot my cup fuck I
51:03Also forgot my cup upstairs fuck I
51:11Should have listened to the rules that's on me. You don't need a miracle
51:21Oh
51:45Oh my god, I can't hit it
51:48Oh
51:51Holy fucking shit. I feel like I just ran an 18-mile marathon. That's not right. Oh
51:58Does that count why wouldn't it help I
52:03Thought you had to hit all of them you do you dumb fuck
52:07I don't know. I don't know what's going on here
52:14Marty but on your cups left David still has a full pyramid to go
52:21That's so bullshit one left for Marty mush
52:24Ah
52:31Come on you motherfucker Marty mush one more cup Dana beers gets another one down four more for Dana beers
52:38He's gaining ground
52:41Marty much lines it up the shot misses. Come on, bitch. Come on, bitch
52:46I
52:54Was right there Martin
52:56Fucking asshole sharpshooter gets the last cup for the win
53:01Marty mush is the champion Marty mush
53:04Rehydrate with some body armor flash IV. You are the champion of beer game show
53:09Thank you
53:11Congratulations people at home. Be sure to LIKE and subscribe and in the comments say who you would like to see next on beer
53:18Game show, mr. Slime get out of here. You're scaring everybody
53:21Thank you, Dana. I
53:24Didn't know you could hit three cups at once. I thought it was 1 1 1 1 1 1. Why are you getting these rules?
53:31We went through it