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00:00:00Ellen Musk, the only woman on the Forbes 30 under 30 list, arrives at Atlanta today.
00:00:12What a business tycoon is doing here in Georgia, a forgotten stage no one knows.
00:00:17Angela, my next door neighbor, still selling your hippie junk here?
00:00:21If your mother-in-law sees, she's going to throw a big fit again.
00:00:26Your mother-in-law was right about you.
00:00:29What's the point of watching the news all day about these moguls if you can't even apply
00:00:32it to your penniless self?
00:00:33And how do you know that this is none of my business?
00:00:37All right, everybody get out!
00:00:40We got an important guest coming!
00:00:45You!
00:00:46You deaf?
00:00:47I said pack up and scram!
00:00:52I paid the staff here already, and if you want me to leave, then fine, but you have
00:00:58to pay for today's losses.
00:00:59You want to say that again?
00:01:04You know who's visiting today?
00:01:06Ellen freaking Musk, one of the richest people in the world.
00:01:09Ellen Musk?
00:01:10Of course, a hick like you probably never heard of her.
00:01:13Just know that you can't afford to piss her off.
00:01:17Really?
00:01:18Ellen Musk is flying all the way to Atlanta just to come to some flea market.
00:01:23You don't think that she could be coming to see me?
00:01:30Coming to see you?
00:01:31All right, you know what?
00:01:32I'll play your game.
00:01:34If she does it so much as give you a glance, I'll eat dirt.
00:01:41Deal.
00:01:50Ellen Musk, get to the flea market within ten minutes.
00:01:53Or else, you're fired.
00:02:13Prepare the limo.
00:02:15Ms. Lockhart requires us immediately.
00:02:23Ah, your ten minutes is almost up.
00:02:25Good.
00:02:26Hope you don't wet your pants.
00:02:28Five, four, three, two, one.
00:02:40Ellen.
00:02:41Uh, I mean, Ms. Musk.
00:02:43Ellen.
00:02:44Uh, I mean, uh, I'm sorry that I, uh, sorry to frighten you.
00:02:49How's my boss bitch?
00:02:52Kick an ass, girlfriend.
00:02:54So how do you, like...
00:02:57She's my boss?
00:02:59Eh, I prefer business partner or best friend.
00:03:03No way.
00:03:08Well?
00:03:11No.
00:03:12No.
00:03:13No, no, I'm sorry for offending your boss.
00:03:15No, I won't do it again.
00:03:19All right, that's enough.
00:03:21We're not tyrants here.
00:03:28Sir, I found Angela Lockhart.
00:03:37You mean Angela Lockhart.
00:03:39I honor my pride.
00:03:42You made me lose one million dollars in just one game of poker.
00:03:46Who are you?
00:03:49Where is she?
00:03:51Atlanta.
00:03:52And you were right.
00:03:53It was secretly her propping up Ellen Musk.
00:03:55My clever bride.
00:03:57I will chase you to the end of the world if I have to.
00:04:04Max, prep the jet.
00:04:06I'm heading to Atlanta.
00:04:12Dr. Wilson.
00:04:13He's having Sterling's on the move.
00:04:14He's headed to Atlanta.
00:04:15Atlanta?
00:04:16The game is afoot.
00:04:18I'm going.
00:04:19Wait, Dr. Wilson.
00:04:20The Prince of Bhutan needs your medical attention.
00:04:22He can wait.
00:04:23I need to pick up my bride.
00:04:28Dr. Wilson.
00:04:35General Eisenhower reporting, sir.
00:04:38Douglas Sterling and Shane Wilson are headed to Atlanta.
00:04:41Atlanta.
00:04:43Where is that?
00:04:45Whatever.
00:04:46Prepare my warplanes.
00:04:47Those two are going after my fiancée.
00:04:49This is war.
00:05:07I've secretly allowed your husband, Jared Cooper, to win the bid on the Maple Plaza project like you asked me to.
00:05:12Thank you so much, Ellen.
00:05:14This is going to be the best anniversary gift ever.
00:05:17That project is worth billions.
00:05:19He can finally take his company public.
00:05:21But, Angela, my boss, I don't understand why you do so much for him behind the scenes without ever revealing your true identity.
00:05:32Without your backing, no offense, but he's nothing without you.
00:05:37Well, three years ago...
00:05:47You saved me.
00:06:04He saved me, and I fell in love with him instantly.
00:06:08I didn't want to reveal my true identity because I didn't want him to feel the pressure of being with a billionaire heiress.
00:06:15But now, with this contract, I feel like we'll be on more equal footing and then I can finally come out to the public.
00:06:23So that's why you have me secretly helping him.
00:06:26I'm sure he'll be moved when he finds out.
00:06:31But why work at the flea market?
00:06:33Are you disguising yourself to test him?
00:06:37Well, these exotic spices are incredibly rare and cost a fortune to find.
00:06:42Plus, I get to make the best dishes for my hubby and his mom.
00:06:46You seem happy being a housewife.
00:06:51Where the hell are you?
00:06:53Don't tell me you were selling junk at the flea market again.
00:06:56Get home, stat.
00:06:58It's a big day today.
00:07:01That was...
00:07:03My mother-in-law, Carol, she judges me because she thinks I come from a lower-class family.
00:07:09But she's going to be ecstatic tonight when I finally come out and tell her who I really am.
00:07:15You know, she even remembered our 30-year anniversary.
00:07:23Please spend more time with my son.
00:07:27Hi, I'm home.
00:07:29I have a big announcement I have to make.
00:07:31Finally, you're back. Now sign the divorce papers.
00:07:37Divorce papers?
00:07:39Is this some sort of misunderstanding, Mom?
00:07:43God, don't call me Mom again.
00:07:46We're ending that relationship.
00:07:48Just look at you. Dirt all over.
00:07:51You're selling the title of Mrs. Cooper.
00:07:54You don't deserve my son. You're way below his league.
00:07:58I'm below his league?
00:08:00That's right. You are.
00:08:02Jared is signing a $100 billion contract tomorrow with THE Ellen Musk.
00:08:09And then his company's going public.
00:08:11That's how much he's accomplished in three years.
00:08:14But you? You're still just a stinky, hippie peddler.
00:08:20Jared's like the king in the clouds. And you...
00:08:23You will always just be a pawn.
00:08:27Like dirt on our shoes.
00:08:32Dirt on your shoes?
00:08:35But Ellen Musk works for me.
00:08:38You're delusional. You will never upgrade to a queen.
00:08:42How dare you compare yourself to the real deal here.
00:08:48Resorting to lies is definitely not good enough for Jared.
00:08:52And who are you to come into my house and meddle with my family matters?
00:08:58You're nothing but a pathetic excuse for a wife.
00:09:04Jared deserves a queen like Kaylee.
00:09:07Not a lowlife dirtbag.
00:09:09Enough!
00:09:11Jared, I knew you wouldn't divorce me.
00:09:15But I am.
00:09:17Don't fight it, Angela.
00:09:20Here's $500,000. You'll never make as much as a hippie peddler selling spices.
00:09:25Now sign the papers, take your check, and leave. Don't embarrass yourself further.
00:09:32I've done so much for you these past three years.
00:09:37Did that not mean anything to you?
00:09:40Didn't expect you to be so greedy.
00:09:43Fine. Here's another $200,000.
00:09:46$500,000 is too much for her already.
00:09:49She's done nothing. Hasn't even contributed a grandchild.
00:09:55She just sells cheap grass all day.
00:09:58Is that really how much I'm worth to all of you?
00:10:02I took care of both of you these past three years.
00:10:06You think we can't just hire a maid to cook for us or something?
00:10:10And she wouldn't embarrass us with that permanent stench?
00:10:15A hippie peddler becoming the wife of a CEO? What a joke.
00:10:20If you actually love my son, you'll sign the damn divorce papers already.
00:10:25And leave!
00:10:29You really think that Jared would have gotten that Mabel Plaza bid without me?
00:10:33Let alone taking the company public?
00:10:36I did everything for you, Jared.
00:10:40Now you take credit for my son's success?
00:10:47It's all my work!
00:10:50Baby, we're going to be late for the auction if we keep letting this psycho stall us.
00:10:58You did say you would win me Princess Diana's tiara, didn't you?
00:11:03So, she's the reason for the divorce.
00:11:07She's worth more than you, Angela.
00:11:11Fine. I'll sign it.
00:11:15But don't regret it.
00:11:17Regret?
00:11:19Do you know who I am?
00:11:21Yeah, a cockroach that only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed?
00:11:25I'm Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.
00:11:29Jared winning the bid on Mabel Plaza was because of my dad.
00:11:34Because he's business partners with Elon Musk.
00:11:38It's part of the power that I have as an elite.
00:11:43You can't do shit because you're poor.
00:11:47Social stratum matters.
00:11:49Yeah, social stratum does matter.
00:11:53And the Coopers are beneath me.
00:11:56And you really think Elon Musk would come to Atlanta if it weren't for me?
00:12:01Ha! You're delusional.
00:12:04Now sign the papers and scram!
00:12:10You owe me.
00:12:12You dirty bitch. You sicken me.
00:12:17You hit me.
00:12:22Now sign the papers, take a check, and get the fuck out!
00:12:40I don't need your pity money.
00:12:42I don't need your pity money.
00:12:46We're finished.
00:12:48You don't want the money? That's your loss.
00:12:51Your check is just pennies to me.
00:12:54But I would like my ring back.
00:12:58Mom?
00:13:07Have fun on your economy flight while I catch a ride on my private helicopter out of here.
00:13:18And I'm way out of your league.
00:13:21Isn't that the Winston Blue Diamond Ring?
00:13:26It's worth tens of millions of dollars.
00:13:30Oh, it's probably just cheap glass.
00:13:33Something she found at the flea market.
00:13:36You're right. She could never afford anything so expensive.
00:13:41Congrats, Jared Boo Boo, on getting rid of that dirt bag.
00:13:47Oh, my dad says there's going to be a secret big shot financial tycoon at tomorrow's summit.
00:13:54Bigger big shot than Elon Musk?
00:13:57Yeah. And nobody's met them, but I can introduce you.
00:14:02Everything's thanks to you, babe.
00:14:17Angela, Mr. Vanderbilt, the richest man in Georgia, wants to schedule a meeting before the bidding.
00:14:23Vanderbilt?
00:14:24Yeah, he's actually CEO of one of our companies. Basically, our employee.
00:14:28Oh, okay. I'll meet him at the summit tomorrow. It's fine.
00:14:31You're still going to the summit tomorrow? But you and Jared Cooper are already divorced.
00:14:35That's exactly why I'm going.
00:14:37Angela Lockhart, I finally found you.
00:14:42I don't know who you are, Angela.
00:14:47I'm just a guy.
00:14:52I'm sorry.
00:14:55I'm sorry.
00:14:58I'm sorry.
00:15:01I'm sorry.
00:15:04I'm so sorry.
00:15:07Who is he?
00:15:09That? That's Devin Sterling.
00:15:12He's number one on Forbes 30 under 30 list, an early investor of crypto, CEO of Sterling Enterprises.
00:15:18Rumor has it he's worth trillions.
00:15:21And he's your fiancé.
00:15:24What? What? My fiancé?
00:15:28The one and only.
00:15:30So, after running away and leaving me single for three years,
00:15:35have you figured out how you're going to make it up to me yet, babe?
00:15:47That tiara looks perfect on you.
00:15:53What is she doing here?
00:15:58You skank.
00:16:00My son just divorced you yesterday and you're already hooking up with another man?
00:16:05Divorced?
00:16:07That's right, so I guess this was never meant to be, Mr...
00:16:13Sterling. Devin Sterling.
00:16:17So she has to hide her marital status to find another man.
00:16:21Guess she's not just a forsaken woman, she's also a stinky, penniless whore.
00:16:28How dare you insult my boss like that.
00:16:32Who the fuck are you, bitch?
00:16:35Do you know who I am?
00:16:38They don't know who you are.
00:16:41You hide it well.
00:16:43X-Team, teach these fools a lesson.
00:16:48Teach these fools a lesson.
00:16:52Sir, you were kind of in a rush when you flew to Atlanta,
00:16:56and then to New York, you forgot to bring the security team.
00:17:05Mind if I borrow your men?
00:17:08Go ahead.
00:17:12Toss these ill-mannered apes out.
00:17:15Oh, you bitch. I'll have my son teach you a real lesson.
00:17:20Don't be ridiculous.
00:17:25A kiss as a reward, my lady.
00:17:29No.
00:17:37Guest list is very distinguished tonight.
00:17:40You've got Bill Ford, Harvey Buffett, old money like me.
00:17:45Gentlemen, Harvey, Bill, this is Jared Cooper.
00:17:48Pleased to meet you all.
00:17:49Your families all started empires after the Industrial Revolution.
00:17:53What an honor.
00:17:54I heard you secured the Maple Plaza project.
00:17:57It's worth billions of dollars.
00:17:59Congrats. You'll be next.
00:18:02But we haven't received the contract yet, but we deserve it.
00:18:05Oh, that's nothing. I introduced this kid to Ellen Musk.
00:18:08Vanderbilts and Miss Musk have always had a good relationship.
00:18:11So, thought I'd help the kid out, pull a few strings.
00:18:15Thank you, Mr. Vanderbilt.
00:18:17Now, we just have to impress Miss Musk's special guest of honor.
00:18:21Yes. I heard they're a very important and powerful guest.
00:18:26Even wealthier than Ellen Musk.
00:18:29Now, if we can just secure a position with this big shot, we can feast for generations.
00:18:38I'll do my best.
00:18:44Excuse me.
00:18:45A second, gentlemen.
00:18:47What if it's the Prince of Bhutan?
00:18:51How did a hobo like you sneak in here?
00:18:54Me? A hobo?
00:18:56How did a cheating scumbag like you sneak in here?
00:18:59You sleep your way in?
00:19:00I told you, Angela Lockhart, don't bother stalking me.
00:19:03Nothing will come of it, and it only sickens me further.
00:19:06Don't flatter yourself.
00:19:11This is your ex-husband?
00:19:14What, were you blindfolded when you married him?
00:19:17Who the hell is this?
00:19:18You were cheating on me?
00:19:32Son, you have to avenge me and Kaylee.
00:19:35That wicked ex-wife of yours hired some thugs and a gigolo to beat us up.
00:19:41They even took Kaylee's tiara.
00:19:55You dare hurt my mom and Kaylee?
00:20:00Get your hands off of her.
00:20:06My lady.
00:20:10My lady.
00:20:22My queen.
00:20:33It's...
00:20:35It's him!
00:20:36He scammed a million dollars off me in a game of poker yesterday.
00:20:40Who are these peasants?
00:20:41These seats are reserved for the Ellen Musk and her special guest.
00:20:46Oh, shut up, old man.
00:20:49You're disturbing the peace.
00:20:53Fuckers, you know who that is?
00:20:55That's Eric Vanderbilt.
00:20:57You have any idea how many generations of wealth he has?
00:21:00His ancestors built the railway and steamship empire of America.
00:21:04This civil war would not have been won without his family's involvement.
00:21:07Vanderbilt.
00:21:09The father of that skank, Kaylee Vanderbilt,
00:21:14who only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed.
00:21:18That the Lee Vanderbilt family?
00:21:27Oh, goddammit, a stomachache now?
00:21:34Whatever. Angela can handle herself. She'll be fine.
00:21:50How dare you call one of us low?
00:21:53I'm Harvey F. N. Buffett, the most important investor in the entire stock market.
00:21:58I can wipe you out with a simple pinky only.
00:22:03And I can wipe you out with just a strand of my hair.
00:22:07Not with me around.
00:22:09I, Bill Ford, and the entire Ford Auto Empire stand with these gentlemen.
00:22:14You're all just peasants compared to who I really am.
00:22:19You're fucking delusional, Angela.
00:22:21We've had enough of your games.
00:22:23Security, break their limbs and toss them out.
00:22:27Looks like the old guard is teaming up against you.
00:22:30But don't worry, you got new money here.
00:22:35I can handle myself, thank you.
00:22:37Yes, my queen.
00:22:39You're all despicable.
00:22:42An insult to your family names.
00:22:47Now, it's my turn to rule.
00:22:51Destroy Jared Cooper.
00:22:53Cut off all business ties.
00:22:56And if you don't,
00:22:59I will take away all of your family's wealth and power.
00:23:04I knew it.
00:23:05You're here to fuck with me.
00:23:07You can't fool anyone here.
00:23:09How much money did you spend on that getup to hire that gigolo to make me jealous?
00:23:13You're an orphan who sells hippie spices at a flea market.
00:23:17You have nothing and you will always be nothing.
00:23:22She's a gold digger.
00:23:24Gold digger?
00:23:26Gigolo.
00:23:27Wanna try me for a night?
00:23:30Yeah, you're a little too pricey.
00:23:32Mr. Vanderbilt, we really shouldn't keep these bandits here any longer.
00:23:35They might upset Miss Ellen Musk and her special guest.
00:23:38Angela Lockhart is my spurned ex-wife.
00:23:40She's only here to try and ruin my bill on the Maple Plaza project.
00:23:43Oh, I'm gonna kill that sushi chef.
00:23:46Security!
00:23:51Security!
00:23:53You all don't realize that you actually all work for me.
00:23:56And now you're trying to throw a coup?
00:23:59You!
00:24:01Insolent fools.
00:24:03Let me guess.
00:24:04You're that special guest?
00:24:07I don't know.
00:24:09Throw them out!
00:24:10And not without some broken bones, too.
00:24:19Back down, Max.
00:24:24I got this.
00:24:25I got this.
00:24:52What the hell are you two doing here?
00:24:54I thought we were supposed to guard you.
00:24:56No, you're supposed to make sure Miss Lockhart is okay.
00:24:59Oh my god, we're so screwed.
00:25:10Angela!
00:25:12Don't hurt her.
00:25:13You bitch.
00:25:14I've always been sick of you.
00:25:15You just threw yourself at me.
00:25:17How dare you insult my boss like that.
00:25:20Boss?
00:25:21Did she say her boss?
00:25:23Miss Musk?
00:25:24That's Ellen Musk?
00:25:26That woman right there is Angela Lockhart.
00:25:28My boss and sole heiress to the Henry Lockhart's fortune.
00:25:32Their lineage is older than this country itself.
00:25:35Past the American Revolution?
00:25:37Back to the Renaissance.
00:25:39If she's your boss, then that means Angela Lockhart is...
00:25:42That's Lady Lockhart to you.
00:25:44She's royalty.
00:25:45And since you're all subsidiaries, she's your boss's boss.
00:25:49What the hell did you do?
00:25:50Kneel.
00:25:51For me?
00:25:52Oh, your majesty.
00:25:55Welcome to the United States.
00:25:58We've always been your loyal subjects.
00:26:01Yes, your highness.
00:26:03Is it a queen or princess?
00:26:05It doesn't matter.
00:26:07My queen, please forgive our insolence.
00:26:10Yes, we didn't mean to offend.
00:26:13What are you doing, you idiot?
00:26:15Let go of the boss lady and beg for forgiveness.
00:26:21What rightfully belongs to you.
00:26:43She's a badass herself.
00:26:45You missed out on a good wife.
00:26:47You, you, you told me your wife was a hippie peddler.
00:26:50Turns out you were the freeloading scumbag this entire time.
00:26:53No, no, don't believe their lies.
00:26:55I worked hard for everything.
00:26:57You worked for everything?
00:27:04Hi, honey.
00:27:06So, our 30th anniversary is coming up,
00:27:08and I thought that maybe we can do something special this year.
00:27:11I can't focus on anything trivial right now.
00:27:14Maybe we can do something special this year?
00:27:16I can't focus on anything trivial like that.
00:27:18I have to figure out this bid for the Maple Plaza project,
00:27:21and if I get it, I can take the company public.
00:27:31You were nothing before me.
00:27:34All your achievements, all your glory,
00:27:37that's all mine.
00:27:39Including the Maple Plaza contract.
00:27:42I can take all of that away, just like that.
00:27:47No, you can't take that away from me.
00:27:49That's why Ellen Musk was urging us to pass on deals to this nobody.
00:27:53Oh, and this antique wedding ring?
00:27:56Yeah, I forgot to tell you.
00:27:58It was Queen Victoria's,
00:28:00and its worth is equivalent to more than an entire country's GDP.
00:28:05Oh, no.
00:28:07I gave you back the ring?
00:28:09I divorced a royal heiress?
00:28:11No!
00:28:13No, Angela, please, no!
00:28:15No, please take me back, baby!
00:28:17I still love you!
00:28:22Oh, man, looks like they've started the party without us.
00:28:25No one's allowed to start a fight without Cole Eisenhower.
00:28:35God, these two again.
00:28:37Did he say... Is he Cole Eisenhower?
00:28:40President Eisenhower's descendant.
00:28:42After General Eisenhower won World War II,
00:28:44each of his descendants have all gone on to become five-star generals,
00:28:47the highest rank in the nation's military.
00:28:49Bloody buffoons know your history.
00:28:51Sorry I'm late, babe. I got lost trying to find Atlanta.
00:28:54Then lost again on my way back to New York.
00:28:58And that there is...
00:29:00That is the legendary boy genius Dr. Wilson.
00:29:04He's Dr. House's protege.
00:29:06Dr. House? I thought that was just a TV show.
00:29:09Oh, no, that's based on real figures.
00:29:11Yep, that's me.
00:29:13Son of James House.
00:29:15Dr. House? He's practically my uncle.
00:29:17I correctly diagnosed the Pope before him when I was just 12 years old.
00:29:21So he's been off carrying himself a waterfall somewhere in the Netherlands.
00:29:25And I'm late because I ran out of gum and had to make a pit stop.
00:29:33Hey, Ellen. Who are these weirdos and why are they here?
00:29:37Uh, they're all your fiancées.
00:29:40What?
00:29:41Fiancées?
00:29:44Plural?
00:29:45Fiancées.
00:29:46Plural?
00:29:48Watch it, nerds. I'm a nerd.
00:29:51Plural?
00:29:53Watch it, nerds. I'm her fiancée.
00:29:56No, I'm her fiancée.
00:29:57You can both shut up. I'm her fiancée.
00:30:00It's you.
00:30:01It's me.
00:30:02Who the hell is he?
00:30:03I'm Spider-Man.
00:30:06How are all three of these men my fiancées?
00:30:11Your father had arranged these engagements years ago,
00:30:13but I didn't tell you because you decided to marry Jared Cooper at the time.
00:30:18He has three badass fiancées and she marries his dumb ass.
00:30:25Whatever.
00:30:26Since you're all here, help me finish him.
00:30:31Since you're all here, help me finish him.
00:30:36At your service.
00:30:38Me too.
00:30:44One down, two more to go.
00:30:46She's become queen.
00:30:47Bishop to G4.
00:30:53What is that?
00:30:56The most German fest and water in the Nile River.
00:31:02Rook to A8.
00:31:08Hello.
00:31:12I thought I was king.
00:31:13No, you wish.
00:31:14The king doesn't do anything.
00:31:16So, Alan can be my king.
00:31:18Oh, fine.
00:31:23Bankrupt to four. It's right this second.
00:31:30I...
00:31:32I've been bankrupt.
00:31:33No!
00:31:35Rook to A8.
00:31:42I've been bankrupt.
00:31:43No!
00:31:44I told you I would remove all of you from status and power if you didn't cooperate.
00:31:49Well, guess what? Game over.
00:31:51All right, boys. Let's figure out this four-way engagement.
00:31:55Oh, that's serious business.
00:31:57I'm right with you.
00:32:00Wait for me.
00:32:01Nobody beats me to the finish line.
00:32:04Angela!
00:32:08You already have three fiancées?
00:32:10You can't accuse me of cheating.
00:32:12I want compensation.
00:32:17You greedy S.O.B.
00:32:19Who the fuck is that?
00:32:20My ex-husband.
00:32:22Wait, you were married?
00:32:24Yeah, and...
00:32:25He's my ex-husband.
00:32:27What?
00:32:28He's my ex-husband.
00:32:30Wait, you were married?
00:32:32Yeah, and...
00:32:33If that's a problem for you, then you can totally back out of this engagement.
00:32:37More for me?
00:32:38No, no, of course not. Just...
00:32:40Do you want me to check your eyes for you?
00:32:43Don't steal my joke.
00:32:44I can make him disappear without a trace.
00:32:46All the evidence of your past with him will be gone.
00:32:50What? Is there something on my face?
00:32:52Uh, yeah.
00:32:53Murderous intent.
00:32:55Let's remarry.
00:32:57Let's remarry.
00:32:59You still don't realize...
00:33:01I only fell in love with you because you saved me from drowning three years ago.
00:33:29Sir, it's an emergency.
00:33:31We need to wreck right away.
00:33:33Nicole Eisenhower and Shane Wilson are causing mayhem at the company warehouse.
00:33:37Okay, I'm on my way.
00:33:41She should be okay now.
00:33:46Hey, you!
00:33:47Watch over here.
00:33:48I'll be right back.
00:33:59You saved me.
00:34:04Fuck.
00:34:05I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:34:09Fuck.
00:34:10I unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:34:12You've cheated on me.
00:34:14You've hit me.
00:34:15And you've insulted me.
00:34:17And after all that, I never want to see you again.
00:34:21I fucking hate you.
00:34:24Lady Lockhart!
00:34:26God, what now?
00:34:28Yes, we understand that you are a very busy person,
00:34:33but if you're not going to give your ex-husband the Maple Plaza project...
00:34:37How about us three?
00:34:38Yes, unlike that scumbag, we won't turn on you.
00:34:42Yeah, no.
00:34:43You're all fired for trying to throw a coup.
00:34:45But...
00:34:47This is your fault, you doofus!
00:34:49We never should have believed your bullshit!
00:34:51No!
00:34:52No!
00:34:54We can't lose our positions with Ellen Musk and the Lockharts.
00:34:58Oh, help me!
00:35:00I'll get you for this!
00:35:08I never should have listened to you!
00:35:09I'm ruined because of you!
00:35:24So, what's the situation here?
00:35:27I want to marry you!
00:35:37I want to marry you!
00:35:40Listen, I only met you guys a few hours ago,
00:35:44and I'm not interested in flash marriages.
00:35:47But what if I told you that we've known each other for much longer?
00:35:52Much longer than just a few hours.
00:35:54Much longer.
00:35:58Angela?
00:35:59Your parents would like to have a video call with all of you.
00:36:06My lovely princess, how are you?
00:36:09Look, your mother and I are in Italy!
00:36:11The views here are absolutely stunning!
00:36:14Perfect for a wedding, wouldn't you say?
00:36:16I heard you finally divorced that good-for-nothing, blood-sucking,
00:36:22freeloader husband of yours.
00:36:24Can't call his name, but anyway, congratulations!
00:36:28I've selected three prime young men for you to choose from to replace him.
00:36:33Oh, you must pick one of them to marry, otherwise...
00:36:37Oh, let me do it!
00:36:39You must choose one of them in seven days,
00:36:42otherwise we'll kill ourselves.
00:36:46Mom?
00:36:48Alright, honey, that's it.
00:36:50Bye! Bye!
00:36:55So, who are you going to choose?
00:37:00Well, what if I want all three of you?
00:37:05Well, what if I want all three of you?
00:37:10That seems greedy.
00:37:17But I can always remove the other two options.
00:37:22Hey, I may be a doctor, but I can take lives too.
00:37:26I know and have access to all the deadliest poisons in the world.
00:37:31Well, okay, no murder please, I was just kidding.
00:37:37You have seven days to win her over.
00:37:39Ooh, it's like the Bachelorette.
00:37:42I know, we'll start with challenge one.
00:37:47Welcome to the show, The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
00:37:51Today, we have our first challenge.
00:37:55What is all of this, Ellen?
00:37:59You'll see.
00:38:08Oh my god, oh my god, cockroaches!
00:38:10All women are afraid of cockroaches,
00:38:13and it is every man's job to save their beloved woman from this monstrosity of a creature.
00:38:19What will our three candidates do to prove their undying love for our single woman,
00:38:24but screaming her head off heiress?
00:38:34Looks like one of our contestants has already called it quits.
00:38:37It's up to the final two.
00:38:44Ooh.
00:38:51Ooh.
00:39:02Crunchy.
00:39:04That is sick cold.
00:39:05Hey, when you're stranded in the middle of the battlefield, you'll be glad to see one of these around.
00:39:11There are two more left.
00:39:13Want to try one?
00:39:14Oh my god, no, no.
00:39:17Oh my god, save me.
00:39:19Save you? You're going to save me!
00:39:24I'm a germophobic doctor.
00:39:26These hands can't get germs on them.
00:39:28They're for surgery and saving lives.
00:39:40Ooh!
00:39:45Thank god you're here.
00:39:48Are you alright, honey?
00:39:51Angela!
00:39:54Alright, you won the first challenge, so your reward, you get to watch over her for the night.
00:40:00Just don't cross the line, if you know what I mean.
00:40:03I'm not her scumbag husband. You have nothing to worry about.
00:40:11Honestly, even if you guys fuck, it's not like it's against the rules or anything.
00:40:14At least my girl can get some.
00:40:16I bet her husband has a small dick anyway.
00:40:21The cockroaches!
00:40:22They're gone, they're gone.
00:40:24There's nothing in this room except you and me, okay?
00:40:27I'm going to kill Ellen when I see her tomorrow.
00:40:34I need a drink.
00:40:41Whoa, easy! You're on an empty stomach!
00:40:44Oh, why do you care?
00:40:47I'm trying to drink away your sorrows, Angela.
00:40:51You guys were right.
00:40:53I was blind from marrying that asshole.
00:40:57You know, I wasted three whole years of my life with him.
00:41:03He never even loved me.
00:41:05And I gave up my entire career for him.
00:41:09Do you really think that you would still be number one on the Forbes 30 under 30 list if I was around?
00:41:17You may not be number one on Forbes list, but you know what you're number one in?
00:41:23What?
00:41:27You're number one here.
00:41:30You know, we've known each other kind of a long time.
00:41:34Lies.
00:41:37You all just want something from me.
00:41:44Angela, I know it's hard to trust again.
00:41:49But I assure you, I will never let you down.
00:41:54I know it's hard to trust again.
00:41:57But I assure you, I don't care what family you're from.
00:42:03I'm the richest man in the nation.
00:42:05I don't need your power, your status, your wealth, your connections.
00:42:12I just need you.
00:42:16I'll prove my love to you within six days, I promise.
00:42:25Okay.
00:42:32Screw the contest. I just want love.
00:42:37Angela, you're drunk.
00:42:40I'm an adult. Can't a girl just get what she wants?
00:42:44Okay.
00:42:49But love and sex aren't exactly the same thing.
00:42:52Well, they're not mutually exclusive either.
00:43:04If this is what you want.
00:43:22Nine-inch penis.
00:43:23Morning to you too.
00:43:26You sure you were drunk last night? You wouldn't...
00:43:28A girl remembers when she's had a nine-inch penis inside of her.
00:43:34Well, glad you enjoyed it.
00:43:36But don't tell Shane or Cole.
00:43:40Because then they would...
00:43:43They would...
00:43:45They would...
00:43:47They would...
00:43:49They would...
00:43:50Because then they would...
00:43:52Say that you were being unfair?
00:43:54Technically, us having sex doesn't break any rules.
00:43:57I won the first challenge, and according to Ellen, my prize was to spend a night with you anyway.
00:44:04Don't make this any harder than it already is.
00:44:10You sure you don't want it pretty hard?
00:44:14Stop.
00:44:17Fine, fine, fine.
00:44:21I won't tell.
00:44:24But only on one condition.
00:44:27I won't tell.
00:44:30But only on one condition.
00:44:32You have to go out on a date with me.
00:44:35Fine.
00:44:40I've had a crush on you since college, Angela.
00:44:43You never noticed me.
00:44:46You should get dressed and get out of here before anyone sees you.
00:44:52It's only 7 a.m.
00:44:53She's still sleeping.
00:44:54I'm not sleeping alone.
00:44:55Yeah, I'm not letting my fiancé be alone with another man for another second.
00:45:02Morning, gentlemen.
00:45:03Oh, or shall I say ruffmen?
00:45:06Oh, don't mind him.
00:45:09What's up, guys?
00:45:10We're ready for the second challenge.
00:45:12We're ready for the second challenge.
00:45:14No cockroaches this time.
00:45:16Yes, no more terrifying things.
00:45:18That was my bad, Angela.
00:45:20This better be a good challenge, Ellen.
00:45:22I'm sure you'll all enjoy this one.
00:45:24The second challenge is...
00:45:26The second challenge is...
00:45:28a date.
00:45:29Lane, I should have asked for something else.
00:45:31A date?
00:45:33That's it.
00:45:34What's the catch?
00:45:35No catch.
00:45:36Just who Ms. Lockhart enjoys spending her time with the most.
00:45:39As simple as that.
00:45:40I know what I want to do.
00:45:41Let's start with me first.
00:45:42Okay.
00:45:43Who's up first, then?
00:45:44Me.
00:45:45Save the best for last.
00:45:47Ain't that right, Angela?
00:45:49Then it's decided.
00:45:54Please don't take my BMW away.
00:45:57Too bad.
00:45:58You pissed off the Lockharts.
00:46:01I have nothing left.
00:46:11It's that bitch who ruined me.
00:46:16It's that bitch who ruined me.
00:46:26General Eisenhower, sir!
00:46:28At ease, Lieutenant.
00:46:30This is my lieutenant.
00:46:31He also manages this boxing gym.
00:46:33Pleasure to meet you, Madam Eisenhower.
00:46:35You're so serious.
00:46:37But hang on.
00:46:38Lieutenant!
00:46:39I don't know who I'm going to marry yet.
00:46:41Baby!
00:46:42I decided to take you here on our first date
00:46:44so that I can introduce you to my guns.
00:46:46Guns?
00:46:47Like murder weapons?
00:46:49Yes.
00:46:50Murder weapons.
00:47:09You like my guns, babe?
00:47:12Pretty Lockhart.
00:47:14Yeah.
00:47:15Let me show you what I can do with them.
00:47:17Lieutenant!
00:47:18Come close!
00:47:20Wait!
00:47:21You're just going to hit him like that?
00:47:23He's not even going to fight back?
00:47:24Fighting back would be treason, ma'am!
00:47:26Treason?
00:47:27You guys are way too serious.
00:47:30Look, you Lockhart bitch!
00:47:31I caught you!
00:47:32If I'm going down, you're all going down with me!
00:47:35Lieutenant!
00:47:36Lieutenant!
00:47:37Here's your attack!
00:47:50You dare try to hurt my wife?
00:47:54I will make you pay!
00:47:58You don't need to keep beating him up.
00:47:59We could just take him to the cops.
00:48:01Not when he tries to hurt you!
00:48:07So he's a bit violent.
00:48:09Some might call it being protective.
00:48:11Poor anger issues.
00:48:13What if we get married and I forget to use a coaster on an antique table or something?
00:48:17Is he going to be, like, rough?
00:48:20Hey, some girls are into that.
00:48:22I don't know if I am.
00:48:25Well, maybe Shane will be your type.
00:48:30Your date with Shane starts now.
00:48:37Hey.
00:48:39Hey.
00:48:40Cool ride.
00:48:42A gift from the Chancellor of Germany when I saved his wife.
00:48:45Impressive.
00:48:49Your breath smells like peppermint.
00:48:52Refreshing.
00:48:54I got cool mint, too.
00:48:56Or do you prefer spearmint?
00:48:59What do you not have in this coat of yours?
00:49:02Fruit flavored gum.
00:49:03I can't stand those.
00:49:05So, where are you taking me today?
00:49:07Let me show you.
00:49:15Dr. Wilson!
00:49:17Our VIP of VIPs!
00:49:19Right this way.
00:49:20VIP of VIPs?
00:49:22Ah, just some other guy I saved.
00:49:24I forget who.
00:49:25You saved a lot of people.
00:49:27I do what I can.
00:49:30Oh my gosh.
00:49:32It's my gold digging neighbor who just got dumped by her husband.
00:49:36Sandra Miller.
00:49:37What are you doing here?
00:49:38I just thought this was for the VIP of VIPs.
00:49:41Your mother-in-law told me all about the divorce
00:49:43and how you hired some gigolo to beat her and Kaylee Vanderbilt up.
00:49:49Hello of you.
00:49:51What are you doing here, Sandra?
00:49:52Of course your bird brain wouldn't remember.
00:49:55I sell high fashion jewelry pieces so high end
00:49:58you couldn't even afford even a few soldier organs.
00:50:01The auction begins.
00:50:03I'll deal with you later.
00:50:06Here, I'll just be back in a second.
00:50:13Cameron, I have a task for you.
00:50:18Our next piece is absolutely extraordinary.
00:50:21Cleopatra's armband.
00:50:23Sold by our vendor, Sandra Miller.
00:50:26For five million dollars.
00:50:30Excuse me.
00:50:31I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:50:34It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:50:37I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:50:39It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:50:41What are you doing?
00:50:42Just watch.
00:50:50That is Queen Victoria's ring.
00:50:52Please.
00:50:53I'm an expert and that's a fake.
00:50:55She probably got it at the flea market she works at.
00:50:58You work at a flea market?
00:51:00Not this again.
00:51:01Cut the bullshit.
00:51:02That wouldn't even sell for five dollars.
00:51:04Oh yeah?
00:51:05Here, you want it?
00:51:06For free.
00:51:07Ew.
00:51:08I don't want that trash from a stinky hippie peddler.
00:51:12Well, that's too bad then.
00:51:14Because you are the fraud.
00:51:18What are you talking about?
00:51:19And who the hell are you to accuse me?
00:51:21Throw them out.
00:51:23Dr. Wilson, I know you're a legend in medicine,
00:51:26but we're professionals.
00:51:28Oh yeah?
00:51:29And that armband sells for five million dollars?
00:51:33Yeah.
00:51:34Mine is the real thing.
00:51:35You two are just upset because you're too poor
00:51:38to afford our luxury items.
00:51:40Why is that so?
00:51:41When a so-called expert
00:51:43failed to recognize Queen Victoria's ring then?
00:51:46Dear Lord.
00:51:48This is real.
00:51:50It's authentic.
00:51:52It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:51:57Cameron, what have you found?
00:52:00Yeah, that picture of Cleopatra's armband you sent me?
00:52:03It's a replica.
00:52:05They had the same one right here at the flea market.
00:52:08So, you are the fraud.
00:52:12So you just went to the flea market
00:52:14so you can buy some fakes.
00:52:16And Cameron, how much are these fakes being sold for?
00:52:19150.
00:52:21Wow.
00:52:22Not even five dollars.
00:52:24Sandra.
00:52:25You've been duping us the whole time.
00:52:28Arrest her!
00:52:30No!
00:52:31Please, even just this one time!
00:52:33Please!
00:52:34What's going on, Dr. Wilson?
00:52:37Uh, investigating lead poisoning from cheap jewelry
00:52:39for the Emperor of Japan. Bye.
00:52:41Blacklist her from the jewelry industry forever.
00:52:50I had a really great time tonight.
00:52:53Me too.
00:52:55May I have a kiss?
00:53:11Something wrong?
00:53:13Do you always have gum in your mouth?
00:53:16Yep.
00:53:17You never have to worry about stinky breath from me.
00:53:29You owe us a bunch of money, Cooper.
00:53:34I don't have any money.
00:53:35How did you pay for this hotel, then?
00:53:38I don't have any money.
00:53:40I don't have any money.
00:53:41I don't have any money.
00:53:42I don't have any money.
00:53:43I don't have any money.
00:53:45I guess you'll only pay up
00:53:49if I break your other leg.
00:53:51Stop!
00:53:56Mr. Vanderbilt.
00:54:00Mr. Buffett.
00:54:05This is the contract for the Maple Plaza project.
00:54:07That's right.
00:54:08Miss Musk wanted me to give it to you.
00:54:11I knew Angela was still in love with me.
00:54:14No, no.
00:54:15Sorry about those injuries from earlier.
00:54:17It was all just a little misunderstanding.
00:54:20Yeah, we could be partners again.
00:54:23And then maybe you can tell Lady Lockhart
00:54:27to put in a good word for us?
00:54:29Angela still loves me.
00:54:30She's just throwing a fit.
00:54:31She'll be back to me soon enough.
00:54:33Yeah.
00:54:34Do you need any help winning her back?
00:54:36We can give you jewelry to give to her.
00:54:39I was just sucking up to these pricks a few days ago.
00:54:42And now they're all begging me to help them out.
00:54:45It feels so damn good to be in power.
00:54:48Sure.
00:54:50I'll put in a good word for you.
00:54:52I just need...
00:54:53Anything.
00:54:54You tell us, we'll give you anything.
00:54:56Once I take everything from these idiots,
00:54:59I'll go after Angela Lockhart for my revenge.
00:55:08I'm giving the contract to Jared Kulbich.
00:55:10I'm giving the contract to Jared Kulbich, just like you asked me to.
00:55:13Well done, he'll be fucked soon.
00:55:17Well done, he'll be fucked soon.
00:55:19I don't get it, Ms. Musk.
00:55:21That contract has a preliminary clause.
00:55:23It requires him to pay 50% of the costs up front as a deposit.
00:55:27And if he can't, then what?
00:55:29He'll be bankrupt.
00:55:30So as long as he's greedy, I have to take it.
00:55:34I'm avenging my best friend.
00:55:36I want to show the world that without Angela Lockhart,
00:55:39he's nothing.
00:55:46I signed the Maple Plaza project.
00:55:49We should celebrate.
00:55:50You did?
00:55:52You see, I know my son has it in him.
00:55:54That skank Angela is nothing next to you.
00:55:58And it's all thanks to you, sweetheart.
00:56:00Actually, it's thanks to Angela.
00:56:06What?
00:56:07You're trying to ditch me to go back to your wife?
00:56:10Oh, no, no, no, he's not.
00:56:12Jared, what are you doing?
00:56:14You have such a beautiful and bright future ahead of you.
00:56:17It's my decision, Mom.
00:56:19I'm the head of the house here.
00:56:22I'm telling my dad.
00:56:23Fine, go right ahead, he has enough problems himself.
00:56:26If you're obedient, I'll keep you around as a side piece.
00:56:29But if not, you can scram.
00:56:32Dad, Jared is being mean to me.
00:56:35Teach him a lesson.
00:56:36Kaylie, be a good girl, okay?
00:56:38Jared has the backing of some very powerful people now.
00:56:42Don't get on his bad side.
00:56:44We can't afford to piss him off.
00:56:46So do as he says.
00:56:48But Dad!
00:56:56I'm sorry.
00:56:58Be your side piece.
00:57:00Very good.
00:57:01I'm happy you've come around.
00:57:02Now let's go celebrate.
00:57:07I mean, do I really want to be with Mr. Minty Mouth forever, though?
00:57:11But that tongue action, though.
00:57:14Tongue is important.
00:57:15In more than just one spot.
00:57:17We aren't in public.
00:57:18It's true.
00:57:20Stomach ache.
00:57:22Again?
00:57:23I have to run to the bathroom.
00:57:24Devin should be here to pick you up soon.
00:57:26Okay.
00:57:28Devin's late.
00:57:30Not a good sign for a date.
00:57:33This hotel restaurant has five Michelin stars.
00:57:38It's her.
00:57:39And she's alone.
00:57:40With no one to save her.
00:57:44You whore.
00:57:45You seduced my son so he'd get back with you.
00:57:52Let me tell you.
00:57:53I would never go back even if your entire family got down on their knees and begged me.
00:57:59Hey, you guys can fight all you want.
00:58:01But you need to take this somewhere else.
00:58:03Whoever gets rid of her for me gets all this.
00:58:06What?
00:58:07Why do I have to leave?
00:58:08She's the one starting shit.
00:58:09Because I have money and you don't.
00:58:12You're just a stinky hippie peddler.
00:58:14And my son just signed a 100 billion dollar contract.
00:58:18He still got the contract?
00:58:21Hmm.
00:58:22Must be Ellen's doing.
00:58:23Even if he does sign it,
00:58:25Even if he does sign it,
00:58:27he doesn't have the liquidity to pay the deposit up front.
00:58:29Oh, he's just gonna...
00:58:31Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
00:58:35Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
00:58:40You take my charity and toss it in my face as if it's your own.
00:58:45My maid wouldn't even pick up such a pitiful amount.
00:58:48One thousand dollars to take her away.
00:58:51Two thousand dollars to drag her away.
00:58:54Five thousand dollars to beat her away.
00:59:00Oh, oh, hey!
00:59:01Hey!
00:59:02Ow, hey!
00:59:03Stop!
00:59:06You okay?
00:59:07Are you hurt?
00:59:12Weakling.
00:59:13You!
00:59:14You!
00:59:15Just a few days ago you found yourself a boy toy right after getting divorced.
00:59:18And now you have two more?
00:59:20What a whore.
00:59:22What a whore.
00:59:23Yeah.
00:59:24And Jared wanted to get back with her?
00:59:26What if she has an STD?
00:59:28Oh, like sleeping with a married man wouldn't give you an STD.
00:59:32Let's go.
00:59:34We'll expose her to Jared.
00:59:36Hang on.
00:59:38What do you want?
00:59:39I'll scream!
00:59:40I don't hit women.
00:59:42But I never said I don't kill women.
00:59:46But I never said I don't kill women.
00:59:48I said I don't kill women.
00:59:50Oh God.
00:59:51He is a murderer.
00:59:53What if he murders me?
00:59:54Not him.
00:59:55Definitely not him.
01:00:01We're not afraid of you.
01:00:03That's enough.
01:00:04This isn't a war zone.
01:00:05You'll be removed from being a five star general if you hurt a civilian without adequate cause.
01:00:10I was just messing with him.
01:00:12Was he though?
01:00:13We're not afraid of you.
01:00:16Jared!
01:00:17You have to avenge us.
01:00:18Look at this slut.
01:00:19She's found two more boy toys.
01:00:21She's cheating on you.
01:00:22Don't get back with her.
01:00:23Oh, Mr. Cooper, it's you.
01:00:25I apologize for this scene.
01:00:27I'll toss out the potty crashes immediately so that you can go to your salvation banquet.
01:00:31Who did you say you were going to toss out?
01:00:33Who did you say you were going to toss out?
01:00:35The potty crashes.
01:00:39You have any idea who that is?
01:00:41That's my wife.
01:00:43We saved that title for the real skank over there.
01:00:46That's right.
01:00:47Know your place.
01:00:48Shut up.
01:00:49She's cheating on you.
01:00:53Know your place.
01:00:54You're just a side piece.
01:00:55If I still want you, that is.
01:00:56Eric, have you gone mad?
01:00:58This is Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.
01:01:01You slap her for this whore?
01:01:02Mom!
01:01:04They really think they're something, huh?
01:01:06Angela's an heiress to a family whose wealth and status goes back to the Victorian age.
01:01:10She's richer even than Ellen Musk.
01:01:13I only got the Maple Closet Project because she gave it to me.
01:01:17What?
01:01:19You apologize right now or I will kick you and your father to the curb.
01:01:29I'm sorry.
01:01:31No.
01:01:33This can't be.
01:01:34I made you divorce...
01:01:39Go home.
01:01:41You're not suited to come with me to my celebration banquet.
01:01:48I apologize on behalf of my mother.
01:01:52Honey, I know you came here to celebrate my achievements.
01:01:55I promise no one will bother you anymore.
01:01:58I didn't come here for you.
01:02:01I'm on a date.
01:02:03A date with two men at the same time?
01:02:06She really is a whore.
01:02:08Angela, please forgive me.
01:02:10I really do love you.
01:02:13Oh-ho! Lady Lockhart is here!
01:02:18Oh-ho! Lady Lockhart is here!
01:02:22Yeah, we already know you beat Ford's ass.
01:02:25We're too old for that.
01:02:27They're here for my celebration banquet.
01:02:29Please, you gave me the contract, so if anyone should go as my guest of honor, it should be you.
01:02:35Oh, yes, please, Miss Lockhart, join us.
01:02:38We'll all be one happy business family again.
01:02:42What the hell are you all doing here?
01:02:44Where were you?
01:02:46Stomach issues.
01:02:47Again? Would you like my diagnosis?
01:02:50No.
01:02:53Let me make myself clear, okay?
01:02:56I would rather die than be with you again.
01:03:00Seems that they're not actually on good terms.
01:03:04I can't lose face in front of these pricks.
01:03:06Otherwise, they'll cut me off, too.
01:03:08Angela, I know you're still mad, but please give me a chance.
01:03:10I'll prove it to you.
01:03:12You want a chance?
01:03:14Angela, no. You have three great guys here who all want to marry you.
01:03:18Don't take him back.
01:03:20I'll give you two choices.
01:03:24I'll give you two choices.
01:03:28Me or the contract.
01:03:31You're kidding me.
01:03:32No, I'm not kidding you.
01:03:35If you choose me, we can remarry this week.
01:03:39But you don't get the hundred billion dollar contract.
01:03:43The choice is all yours.
01:03:45That's a tough choice.
01:03:47You think so?
01:03:48He either marries a royal heiress or gets a contract that takes his company to the moon.
01:03:52Either way, he benefits.
01:03:54Why can't I have both?
01:03:56You really are a greedy bastard.
01:03:59Angela, I saved you in the pool, remember?
01:04:01I deserve the contract.
01:04:03Did you really?
01:04:06Look who's fashionably late now.
01:04:10He didn't save her at the pool.
01:04:13Wait, what are you talking about?
01:04:15I choose the contract.
01:04:18I knew it. You'll get what's coming to you.
01:04:21With this contract, my company's earning potential is limitless.
01:04:26Angela Lockhart, you humiliated me in front of everyone.
01:04:30I will get you one day.
01:04:32Let me show you something.
01:04:34Let me show you something.
01:04:46You saved me.
01:04:52You saved me.
01:04:54I'm sorry if his lies led to you wasting three years of your life.
01:05:00But I promise you,
01:05:03I'm going to make it up to you with the rest of our lives.
01:05:05No, no, I wasn't lying.
01:05:07I just couldn't, can't remember exactly what happened that day.
01:05:18Does that mean we both each saved her once?
01:05:22What? Me?
01:05:24Dr. Wilson losing at saving people?
01:05:27No way.
01:05:28You guys, one of you, do something life-threatening right now.
01:05:32You're crazy.
01:05:34And actually, they've all been doing horrible shit behind your back.
01:05:39What?
01:05:42Mr. Sterling had me investigate their company's dealings.
01:05:45Turns out they've been fudging the numbers on your shared accounts and contracts.
01:05:49Put it simply, they've been stealing from you.
01:05:53I can't believe I didn't realize.
01:05:55Ms. Lockhart, I'm so sorry.
01:05:57I should have had third-party accountants check thoroughly.
01:06:00No, it's not your fault. They're just too slick.
01:06:03You'd like me to punish them for you?
01:06:05Oh God, no. Not that again. Please.
01:06:08Max, you know what to do.
01:06:24The banks have pulled all of our funds.
01:06:26All business ties have been severed.
01:06:28We're bankrupt!
01:06:34How did you do that?
01:06:36Who are you? And don't say Spider-Man.
01:06:41I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:44I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:48I am...
01:06:50Crypto Punk Number Two.
01:06:52What did he say he was?
01:06:54That's more bizarre than Spider-Man.
01:06:56You're Crypto Punk Number Two?
01:06:58Well, I'm Crypto Punk Number One.
01:07:01See? You are number one at something.
01:07:03The most expensive NFT collection in the world.
01:07:06Forget Forbes' list.
01:07:08It's all about young money now.
01:07:10So, how about our date?
01:07:18I'm not letting him one-up me on this one.
01:07:20Let's buy two.
01:07:23Let's buy two.
01:07:37They forgot to cancel my contract.
01:07:39I still have the 100 billion dollar project.
01:07:43Yes! I'm rich!
01:07:46They'll make them all pay soon!
01:07:53What?
01:07:55Mr. Cooper, sir.
01:07:57The Maple Plaza contract requires us to provide
01:07:5950% of the costs up front.
01:08:01Otherwise, it's a breach of contract
01:08:03and we'll have to pay for all financial repercussions.
01:08:05No!
01:08:07I'm bankrupt!
01:08:11You tricked me!
01:08:18Oh, not me.
01:08:22I'm sorry I was late, my queen.
01:08:24I had to get some very important materials
01:08:28for our special date.
01:08:30Well, cheers.
01:08:32Cheers.
01:08:42This looks good.
01:08:48Did you use my spices?
01:08:50I know your ex-in-law has never appreciated you.
01:08:55You can have all the money and power in the world
01:08:57and you still can't force a man to love you.
01:09:02I couldn't even remember our anniversary.
01:09:08Angela.
01:09:10Your future with me?
01:09:14It's gonna be different.
01:09:16Come on.
01:09:18Upstairs.
01:09:37Wow.
01:09:39Devon, I can't believe this is what I've been missing out on
01:09:42these past few years
01:09:44just because of some silly mistake.
01:09:47Angela.
01:09:49I've known and loved you for three whole years.
01:09:52Actually, I've also loved you for three years.
01:09:56That's right.
01:09:58I fell in love with you three years ago, too.
01:10:00How is all of this possible?
01:10:03I didn't meet any of you until recently.
01:10:06Well, actually, maybe Devon, but...
01:10:10I've had a crush on you since college.
01:10:13You were my motivation to go to business school.
01:10:17Despite who you were, you never judged me for being poor.
01:10:23Are you trying to get hired at Fortune 500
01:10:27in a suit like that?
01:10:31All you do is babble on and on about
01:10:34Internet money, Bitcoin, and shit like that.
01:10:39Are you trying to steal my spot?
01:10:43I'll teach you a lesson.
01:10:46Hey! Get away from him!
01:10:48Angela!
01:10:50Fight, C-Girl. I like her.
01:11:03How is he?
01:11:05It's a rare poison made from a mixture of dried roots found in Africa.
01:11:09Astragal saltifu.
01:11:11Can it be cured?
01:11:12I actually think I know that poison.
01:11:14It sounds really scary, but its cure can actually be found in any developed country.
01:11:18Household salt.
01:11:26I like her.
01:11:29There you go.
01:11:31What time is it now?
01:11:34Oh, shoot. I'm late for swim practice.
01:11:38I like her.
01:11:40We have been rivals ever since.
01:11:42So, that's how I...
01:11:45Well, we all met.
01:11:48I barely remember.
01:11:50I should have never let you go to swim practice that day.
01:11:53Matthew Richards, the guy who poisoned me,
01:11:56attacked you out of revenge.
01:11:58You wouldn't have known.
01:11:59I did hear you dropped out and became a loan shark, though.
01:12:02That makes you feel better.
01:12:04I did hear you dropped out and became a loan shark, though.
01:12:06That makes you feel better.
01:12:08Yeah, I think that suits him a little better.
01:12:11Angela, your seven days is almost up.
01:12:14Now that you know they all loved and fought for you for three years,
01:12:18who will you pick?
01:12:24How can that be?
01:12:26Angela Lockhart is an heiress?
01:12:30Kaley, we've gone bankrupt.
01:12:34Bankrupt?
01:12:36The Vanderbilt's have gone bankrupt?
01:12:39Well then, get out of here.
01:12:42You can't do this to me.
01:12:47Jared!
01:12:48Mom, it's me.
01:12:49What happened?
01:12:51Jared, I have carefully reconsidered.
01:12:54Angela is way better than this dimwit.
01:12:56You should get back with your wife.
01:12:58I'm bankrupt.
01:12:59What?
01:13:04Jared Cooper.
01:13:07We're here to propose your long-distance.
01:13:11No one is going to save you now.
01:13:13What?
01:13:18What kind of an asshole throws his own mother to the dogs?
01:13:24Who will you pick?
01:13:26Who will you pick?
01:13:29I...
01:13:35I brought you fried chicken.
01:13:37Fried chicken?
01:13:38Hey, not all girls like sushi and caviar.
01:13:40Yeah, he's right. I did live in Atlanta for three months.
01:13:43Sucking up last minute.
01:13:45At least I don't speak like an AI robot.
01:13:48Hey, stop. Stop.
01:13:51Welcome back to the bachelorette.
01:13:54I mean, the three badasses who want me.
01:13:57I mean, Angela Lockhart.
01:14:00You know what I mean.
01:14:02Today, our heiress bachelorette will choose
01:14:05which one of our three badasses will she marry.
01:14:09Will it be Shane, the doctor?
01:14:13Cole, the general?
01:14:17Or Devin, the CEO?
01:14:21Uh, looks like our bachelorette may need a little more time to decide.
01:14:26Oh, the suspense is killing me.
01:14:29But when she does, she will take this eternal rose
01:14:33made from glass imported from Venice
01:14:35and give it to our winner, Angela.
01:14:40Angela.
01:14:42Oh, I, uh...
01:14:45I need more time to think.
01:14:51Uh, while our bachelorette takes a little time to decide,
01:14:55why don't we check in with each of our candidates?
01:14:58Let's check in with each of our candidates.
01:15:01Let's start with Cole.
01:15:03Cole.
01:15:07There's not much to say.
01:15:09Who wouldn't want a five-star general
01:15:11who has huge biceps,
01:15:14a massive chest,
01:15:16who would protect their wife?
01:15:20Okay, thank you.
01:15:22Uh, Shane?
01:15:26Muscles, money, they'll only get you so far.
01:15:30But you need a well-balanced man like me
01:15:32that has more than one way to keep a lady happy,
01:15:35if you know what I mean.
01:15:39Okay, I think we do.
01:15:41And Devin?
01:15:44That was quite disgusting.
01:15:48I just hope Angela's okay.
01:15:50I know she's going under a lot of stress right now,
01:15:53a lot of choices to make.
01:15:55And she's my queen.
01:15:57I just really hope she's okay.
01:15:59And then one more thing.
01:16:01What kind of a doctor brings fried chicken to a girl?
01:16:06That's a good point.
01:16:07It's bad for her heart.
01:16:10And then you!
01:16:11What?
01:16:12You know what they say about military men.
01:16:15They beat their wives.
01:16:21Enough!
01:16:24Stand up!
01:16:26Hey, you guys.
01:16:28Whoa, break it up!
01:16:30Hey!
01:16:31Break it up!
01:16:37Cut to commercial!
01:16:38Cut to commercial!
01:16:42Cut to commercial!
01:16:46Cut to commercial!
01:16:57This is the hardest decision I've ever had to make in my entire life.
01:17:02Who do I choose?
01:17:05Angela's marrying me!
01:17:07You're not stealing her from me.
01:17:09Oh yeah?
01:17:11I may be a doctor, but like I said,
01:17:13I know and possess the deadliest poisons in the world.
01:17:19What don't you have in that coat?
01:17:21Fruit flavored gum.
01:17:23I won't let you take Angela away from me.
01:17:25I'll fight you to the death.
01:17:27Don't forget about me.
01:17:29It's a secret.
01:17:31Don't forget about me.
01:17:33It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:17:39These stupid profile cards don't make any sense.
01:17:42They do not. They do not help.
01:17:44Who made these?
01:18:02It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:18:08I'm actually a part of the X-Men.
01:18:11And I have the power of telekinesis!
01:18:31We may have to work together to take him down.
01:18:44This battle within our heads is the most intense I've ever experienced.
01:18:48I may not be able to take them both down if they decide to team up.
01:18:51Hmm...
01:18:52Winter Man or Cool Man?
01:18:56You know...
01:18:58I've always really liked your hair.
01:18:59Really?
01:19:01I'm actually pretty self-conscious about it.
01:19:04So I appreciate that.
01:19:07Hey, hey, hey.
01:19:08And you know, Cole,
01:19:10I've always really liked the way you talk.
01:19:13Really?
01:19:14Yeah.
01:19:18What do you got for me?
01:19:19I always really like the way you chew gum.
01:19:23I always really like the way you chew gum.
01:19:25Yeah?
01:19:26Yeah.
01:19:27It's fresh, right?
01:19:28Yeah.
01:19:29Yeah, yeah.
01:19:31You know, you're actually a really good doctor.
01:19:33Hey, hey, hey.
01:19:34You need me to look at you?
01:19:36I got you.
01:19:37Hey, me?
01:19:38Angela's been kidnapped!
01:19:40Angela's been kidnapped!
01:19:43It was Jared Cooper!
01:19:45That fucker!
01:19:46We have to find her.
01:19:47What, how?
01:19:48Her ring.
01:19:49Her dad installed a GPS tracking mechanism on her ring just in case.
01:19:52Well, let's go then!
01:19:54My phone!
01:19:55My fiancée!
01:19:56My fiancée!
01:20:02Jared.
01:20:06What am I doing here?
01:20:09You destroyed me.
01:20:12They took everything.
01:20:15What?
01:20:16I have nothing left.
01:20:18It's not my fault you were too greedy.
01:20:20Greedy?
01:20:22Is it greedy to have sex with my wife?
01:20:25What?
01:20:26I'm not your wife anymore!
01:20:27Oh yeah, I know.
01:20:28You wouldn't take me back now, not unless I get you pregnant with my child.
01:20:31This is illegal!
01:20:33You wouldn't want your child to be away from its father.
01:20:36You won't have me arrested.
01:20:38You will take me back.
01:20:40Ow!
01:20:42Bitch.
01:20:44That's had to be down a little.
01:20:47Shh.
01:20:54You will be begging me to fuck you soon.
01:20:58Hey!
01:21:00Antoine!
01:21:01Come back!
01:21:05We're too late!
01:21:06I drugged her.
01:21:07She'll be dead soon unless...
01:21:08And yet, have you forgotten who I am?
01:21:12He really does have everything he was supposed to.
01:21:14Everything except for fruit.
01:21:15Yeah, except for fruit flavored gum.
01:21:16We get it already.
01:21:17Just save my boss!
01:21:20Here you go.
01:21:26You're all good now.
01:21:28Oh, thank God.
01:21:30But what do we do with that piece of shit?
01:21:32What?
01:21:33What are you going to do to me?
01:21:35Hey, stop!
01:21:36No!
01:21:37Don't!
01:21:38Ow!
01:21:39Enjoy your erectile dysfunction forever.
01:21:42Ow!
01:21:44Glad we didn't actually have that fight.
01:21:46Turns out he's the most dangerous of them all.
01:21:54So who did you pick, sweetheart?
01:21:56We've invited the most important figures of the world to your wedding.
01:21:59The Prince of Bhutan.
01:22:01And remember, we will kill ourselves if you don't choose.
01:22:12Welcome back to the finale of The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:22:17We're down to the wire.
01:22:18Literally.
01:22:19The wedding day.
01:22:21But who's the groom?
01:22:34Welcome back to the finale of The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:22:39But who's the groom?
01:22:42Uh, seems our heiress still hasn't decided.
01:22:47Any input from the parents?
01:22:49Maybe that will help sway our bachelorette's choice.
01:22:53This is exciting.
01:22:55Who should my daughter pick?
01:22:57Let me think.
01:23:01I like the doctor.
01:23:03He's cute.
01:23:06But the general looks like a strong fellow.
01:23:11And we can't forget about Devon Sterling, the one who's loved her the longest.
01:23:14Isn't that right, Devon?
01:23:16Angela.
01:23:23You are all three very fine gentlemen.
01:23:29And I'm really grateful for all of your love.
01:23:33But this was a really hard decision.
01:23:36And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:23:41And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:23:49I'm just kidding. I'm just as sick of this as you guys are.
01:23:56Each of our candidates have saved our main character.
01:24:00I mean, bachelorette, once.
01:24:02They've all proven their undying love.
01:24:05So who gets to unlock Angela Lockhart's heart?
01:24:09Literally.
01:24:11Could it be the sexy and protective, general with a temper, Mr. Cole Eisenhower?
01:24:23Or the fun, wicked-minded, but kind of weird, Dr. Shane Wilson?
01:24:33And last but not least, could it be the richest man of them all?
01:24:38The man Angela would have married a long time ago, Mr. Devon Sterling.
01:24:45Gentlemen.
01:24:47It's been a pleasure getting to know you.
01:24:50May the best man win.
01:24:53May the best man win.
01:24:55Drum roll, please.
01:25:02Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down.
01:25:06Never gonna run around and desert you.
01:25:10Seriously, Ricky?
01:25:19I choose...
01:25:21I choose...
01:25:29I need a powerful, strong man, and I really feel like he can protect me.
01:25:35Who could resist those guns?
01:25:39Would it interest you in an N.F.D., Ellen?
01:25:41Yeah, I'd be like a full-bodied choco.
01:25:46I choose...
01:25:51I choose...
01:25:57Shane, it's you. I'm lovesick for you.
01:26:00You like that minty flavor, don't you?
01:26:02Yeah.
01:26:05It's that tongue action, ladies and gents.
01:26:08Ellen, be my new queen. I hope we can build together.
01:26:12Guns, baby.
01:26:20Guns, baby.
01:26:25It's always been you.
01:26:35I'll always love you.
01:26:39Let's give it up for those nine inches, everybody.
01:26:42Ellen, Ellen. Would you like a full-bodied choco?
01:26:44Have you seen my murder weapons?
01:26:46I need fruit-flavored gum for you.
01:26:50Mmm, mmm, mmm.