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00:00I'm Roger, and I approve this message.
00:02I disapprove of whatever my opponent is doing.
00:05I can do it better, which is exactly why I'm running.
00:08That, and I'm an 80-year-old white man, so it's part of my culture.
00:12Now, you're probably wondering why I decided I wanted to be sweaty and stressed for the last
00:18years of my life instead of, I don't know, enjoying retirement before my brief existence
00:24on this mortal plane comes to an end.
00:27The thing is, it takes a lot of political clout and money to even campaign for president.
00:33So while a 35-year-old can technically run, in the eyes of voters, also octogenarians
00:39who refuse to retire, 35-year-olds are baby idiots.
00:44But someone like me, who has held office since before women were allowed to have credit cards,
00:50has a record in leadership and executive positions.