05-11 The Double Life Of Mr. President Full Movie RR
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00:00:00Mom, can you please wake up soon? I just don't know how much longer I can do this.
00:00:14Miss Jones! Sweethearts! You owe us $120,000, plus interest.
00:00:21Just give me a few more days, okay? My mom's condition is getting worse.
00:00:27Okay, since I'm a nice guy, I'll give you a way to pay.
00:00:31Really?
00:00:33A very powerful man wants to meet you.
00:00:36Give him a night he won't forget, and your death will be settled.
00:00:41I can't do that. I won't.
00:00:50Stop it! What are you doing? Stop!
00:00:55Mom! Mom! Okay, fine! Fine, I'll do it!
00:00:59Mom, are you okay? I'm so sorry.
00:01:07Tonight, 9 p.m., the Intercontinental Hotel.
00:01:13You'll be with the CEO of the Ivanov Group.
00:01:17And don't even think about backing out.
00:01:20Or you and your mama...
00:01:23I'm sorry.
00:01:32And to all the illegal syndicates threatening this country and the safety of its citizens, we're coming for you.
00:01:40We will make America strong again.
00:01:43Okay, news cut!
00:01:49That was really good. Thank you.
00:02:23Big shot coming through.
00:02:38Who's that?
00:02:40You. Go around back.
00:02:43Go around back.
00:02:45Go around back.
00:02:47Go around back.
00:02:48Go around back.
00:02:50Go around back.
00:03:01Based on the reports, our enemies are closing in. The White House isn't safe.
00:03:19Room service.
00:03:26Who are you supposed to be? Room service?
00:03:33Let me help you.
00:03:38Just come follow me.
00:03:39Get out!
00:03:43Do you feel it?
00:03:45It's in your drug.
00:03:47It's in your drug.
00:03:48A powerful aphrodisiac.
00:03:50And for serum, you won't be able to resist.
00:03:57I can try.
00:04:17It's in your drug.
00:04:23It's in your drug.
00:04:25It's in your drug.
00:04:30Don't even think about backing out or you and your mama are done for.
00:04:36Where is he?
00:04:42Who's there?
00:04:47I'm so sorry. I must be in the wrong room. I'll leave.
00:04:56Are you okay?
00:05:02Please, don't go.
00:05:06Help me.
00:05:16Don't go.
00:05:41Don't go.
00:05:43Who is he?
00:05:48Where the hell are you?
00:05:53I'm on my way.
00:06:05Hi, welcome to Just For Chicken. Here's our menu. What can I get for you today?
00:06:13Sir, we've captured the Russian spies last night.
00:06:16We need to keep our guard up. We're going to try something again soon.
00:06:25Go.
00:06:26Sir, are you okay?
00:06:27Are you hit?
00:06:28I'm fine, I'm fine. Go, go, go. Stay down. Head down, head down.
00:06:37Stop, stop here.
00:06:38Go, go, go, go, go.
00:06:40Stop, stop here.
00:06:41Go, go, go, go, go. Out, out, out. Quick, get out.
00:06:44Sir, behind the car. Behind the car.
00:06:58What the...
00:07:06What happened?
00:07:08Help me.
00:07:11Why is he here?
00:07:13Oh my god, are you okay?
00:07:14I'm fine.
00:07:36I'm sorry, I'm sorry. There was no time to explain.
00:07:40Oh my god, you really need to go to the hospital, like right now.
00:07:42If the media finds out, it'll cause a panic. I can't.
00:07:45Okay, then just let me help you, okay?
00:08:02You're pretty good at that.
00:08:04I am. I grew up on a farm. It's not that much different than bandaging a cow.
00:08:13So, your name's Claire?
00:08:15Huh?
00:08:16I want to know your name.
00:08:18Uh, yeah, yeah, my name's Claire.
00:08:21Claire.
00:08:24And William.
00:08:27It's nice to meet you.
00:08:33These Russian mercenaries, nothing but pawns, foolishly dying for their corrupt leaders.
00:08:43If they want to come after me, let's hit back harder.
00:08:48Yes, sir.
00:08:51One more thing, the girl, the one who saved me, bring her to my hotel room tonight.
00:08:58Sir, you've never been interested in any woman in your arm.
00:09:02I mean...
00:09:03Mike, just bring her to me.
00:09:10Sorry to keep you waiting.
00:09:13Have a seat.
00:09:18I wanted to thank you for saving me.
00:09:22Twice.
00:09:27If there's ever anything that I can do for you, just ask.
00:09:37Will you marry me?
00:09:43Marry you?
00:09:47Marry you?
00:09:49If we get married, I won't be sold off to some rich guy as a toy.
00:09:53Yeah, I mean, it'll just be temporary, and I really won't cause you any trouble.
00:09:58Would you please do me this favor?
00:10:03You don't know who I am?
00:10:05Should I?
00:10:08She really doesn't know who I am.
00:10:09She really doesn't know who I am.
00:10:17Has anyone ever told you you look like the president?
00:10:24Oh my god, wait, are you the president?
00:10:26No.
00:10:28Yeah, they're wrong, I'm just... his double.
00:10:32His double?
00:10:33Yeah, being the president is dangerous.
00:10:35Oh, so, like what happened this morning, being his double is also dangerous?
00:10:41Exactly.
00:10:45Are you sure you want to marry me?
00:10:48I mean, I don't mind.
00:10:49Due to the confidential nature of my job, we can't have a wedding.
00:10:56You okay with that?
00:10:58I don't care about any of that anyway.
00:11:06Now that we're married, you'll live here.
00:11:09Don't worry, I've set up a room for you.
00:11:12I'll pay off my loan as soon as I can.
00:11:14I don't want to drag you into this.
00:11:16Make yourself at home.
00:11:18Alright, well, I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:11:25Thanks.
00:11:26Thanks.
00:11:30I don't want anyone knowing about my marriage or my... wife.
00:11:36I need to keep her safe.
00:11:41But I need to know she's up to something.
00:11:46Can you turn this thing on?
00:11:53You okay in there?
00:11:57You okay in there?
00:11:58Uh, yeah, I'm fine.
00:11:59You sure?
00:12:03Ugh, this is so embarrassing.
00:12:06Um, actually, I twisted my ankle and I'm, um, I'm naked.
00:12:12Oh, uh, oh no, um, I'll cover my eyes.
00:12:18Okay.
00:12:22Okay, I'm coming in.
00:12:26Ahem.
00:12:56Um, I'll be right back.
00:13:02Um, I'll be right back.
00:13:15Oh, um, it's okay, my ankle actually feels so much better.
00:13:20Um, uh, what is that?
00:13:25I'm sorry, it's just your shoulder, it's burnt.
00:13:32Uh, you know what, actually, I can, I can do that.
00:13:36Thanks.
00:13:38Get some rest.
00:13:40Yeah, goodnight.
00:13:41Goodnight.
00:13:50You imbecile!
00:13:54That woman, she left me sitting there all night, alone!
00:13:58That's your fault!
00:14:00I should kill you.
00:14:02I'm sorry, sir.
00:14:03Please calm down.
00:14:05I can explain.
00:14:06Where is that wretched woman?
00:14:08Where?
00:14:09Don't worry, sir.
00:14:11I'll get her for you.
00:14:13For life, I did.
00:14:20He's actually pretty sweet.
00:14:23What?
00:14:30What are you...
00:14:32Too stupid.
00:14:33Oh dear.
00:14:35I went to the hotel in that dress, what more do you want?
00:14:39This is about much more than money.
00:14:41You pissed off some careful people, did I not tell you this would happen?
00:14:44I walked into the wrong room and I met my husband.
00:14:47So let me go, or he's gonna come after you.
00:14:51He sure has been.
00:14:53Few people in the world could save you from this mess.
00:15:04Get my helicopter ready, deploy the SWAT team, now.
00:15:06We're missing now.
00:15:14Ivanov, if you harm her, I won't let a single one of you out alive.
00:15:26Where's the SWAT team?
00:15:28SWAT team's five out.
00:15:31Looks like I'll have to handle this myself.
00:15:33What?
00:15:34You're going down there alone, sir?
00:15:36Yeah.
00:15:42Alright boys, before the boss has a slice, how about we get a taste?
00:15:47Stay away from me!
00:15:50Poor girl, no one will find you here.
00:15:55And you can forget about your husband saving you.
00:16:02I've got just the thing for you.
00:16:07No!
00:16:13And you can consider this a wedding gift.
00:16:19No! Stop! Please let me go!
00:16:22Follow me.
00:16:24No! No! Please! Please!
00:16:36Follow me!
00:16:43You're so dead.
00:16:50I'm sorry I'm late.
00:16:51You actually came after me?
00:16:52Of course I came. I'm your husband.
00:16:58Boss, isn't that the President?
00:17:02The President wouldn't be with a girl like her.
00:17:05You just made the biggest mistake of your life.
00:17:07She messed with the big shot first.
00:17:09The CEO of the Evenaf Group.
00:17:11You don't want to know how careful he is.
00:17:15You mean this clown?
00:17:23Who do you think gave me your location?
00:17:25You idiot!
00:17:27You didn't check her background?
00:17:29We're all gonna die here today!
00:17:31That's it. That's it.
00:17:33That's it!
00:17:35I've been waiting to exterminate you pests for a while.
00:17:38Didn't think you'd deliver yourselves.
00:17:41Shoot him!
00:17:59I'm sorry! We didn't know she was your wife!
00:18:03Taste your own medicine!
00:18:05Oh, Christ!
00:18:08You can't do this! Who are you?
00:18:11No!
00:18:12No!
00:18:13Please!
00:18:14Don't do this!
00:18:26Don't look back.
00:18:33Put your eyes on me.
00:18:48Did that scare you?
00:18:51Sometimes I have to do the President's dirty work.
00:19:03Let's go home.
00:19:11Right, sir.
00:19:12The White House banquet is all set.
00:19:14Politicians, Foreign Ambassadors, Southerners alike will all be in attendance.
00:19:17Thank you, Mike.
00:19:18And don't forget, sir.
00:19:20You made a plus one.
00:19:23Having a date will make you seem more approachable, sir.
00:19:29Come in.
00:19:33Mr. President, here's the new education reform proposal.
00:19:40Thank you, Senator Thompson. I'll review it and get back to you.
00:19:45Is there anything else?
00:19:46Well, Mr. President, if you don't mind, I can be your date for the party.
00:19:53That's very nice of you, but I already have someone in mind.
00:20:02Of course, Mr. President. I won't keep you any longer then.
00:20:11How is that possible? The President has always been single.
00:20:18Hey, can you find something out for me?
00:20:24Claire likes Taylor Swift. Let's book her for the party.
00:20:29Yes, sir.
00:20:33The White House Banquet
00:20:47Hey, did you hear our favorite artist has a show coming up?
00:20:49Wait, Taylor Swift? Where?
00:20:51The White House Banquet.
00:20:53Oh, the White House.
00:20:55Yeah, too bad. I heard it's her last show.
00:20:57Oh, it would be amazing to see her, like, just once.
00:21:03My uncle works as a secretary at the White House. He didn't get an invite. You think you're getting in?
00:21:09No, I was just saying.
00:21:10With all that grease on you, the only way you're getting in is in your dreams.
00:21:18Here's your chicken.
00:21:21Who's that?
00:21:24Miss Jones?
00:21:25Yes? Did you want to order some chicken?
00:21:29No, I'm okay. Thank you, though. I'm here on behalf of the White House. We're going to give you an invitation to the banquet.
00:21:41Me?
00:21:42Yes, you. Here. Please keep that safe, okay?
00:21:49Okay?
00:21:50Uh-huh.
00:21:51I'm going.
00:21:53What is going on?
00:21:57Huh.
00:22:18Hey, um, do you happen to know anything about this invitation?
00:22:23Yes, I arranged it for you.
00:22:26Huh?
00:22:27The president likes to avoid social events, so I will be attending this diplomatic party in his place.
00:22:38And I would like you to accompany me as my date.
00:22:41But this is, like, a White House event, and I just work at a chicken shop. I mean, I'm not really going to fit in.
00:22:48You're going.
00:22:50You're going.
00:22:53You're my wife. I want you there.
00:22:58Don't worry. I'll make you feel like a princess.
00:23:09Hmph.
00:23:10I don't care how much they're offering. We're both solid.
00:23:13I don't care how much they're offering. We're both solid.
00:23:17Even Taylor Swift. Yes, yes. We're not taking anyone else.
00:23:25What?
00:23:27The First Lady?
00:23:30Oh my God. I'm so sorry. This is such an honor.
00:23:35Hi, um, I was hoping to get a hairstyle for an event.
00:23:44Sorry, but I think our prices are out of your budget.
00:23:52Louis, Cindy, drop everything that you're doing.
00:23:54But we have to cancel all those important clients.
00:23:57Who cares about that? We're getting married.
00:24:00Come on. Let's go.
00:24:02Do you happen to know how much it would cost?
00:24:11Why embarrass yourselves?
00:24:13This salon is owned by fashion icon M. We only serve important people here.
00:24:18Get out. Don't play games with me.
00:24:21I'm sorry.
00:24:22I'm sorry.
00:24:23I'm sorry.
00:24:24I'm sorry.
00:24:25I'm sorry.
00:24:26I'm sorry.
00:24:27I'm sorry.
00:24:29Get out. Don't waste my time.
00:24:35I can't go to the party looking like this.
00:24:38I'll embarrass William.
00:24:40Oh my God.
00:24:43You must be Claire.
00:24:46Sorry, and you are?
00:24:47Fashion icon M.
00:24:50He's the most expensive and in-demand stylist in the world.
00:24:53He only works with celebs.
00:24:55Honey, please allow me to take care of you for the event.
00:24:59Wait, why would you want to be my stylist?
00:25:01This is an opportunity I would never pass up.
00:25:05Come on, sweetheart.
00:25:06My whole team will customize everything just for you.
00:25:18How is that even possible?
00:25:20You idiot.
00:25:21I am so sorry.
00:25:23I am so sorry.
00:25:27No.
00:25:32No.
00:25:33We are going to find you the most stunning dress here.
00:25:36Thank you so much, by the way.
00:25:37Thank your husband.
00:25:38He's the one who called us.
00:25:43Oh, William.
00:25:44Hi.
00:25:45Um, I was thinking maybe we should cancel.
00:25:49I mean, MC is really, really expensive,
00:25:51and you work so hard to bring on money that I don't want to, um...
00:25:54Don't worry about the cost.
00:25:56Your husband is...
00:25:57I want a raffle.
00:25:59I work.
00:26:00This is all free.
00:26:03Yes.
00:26:04Yes, it's our anniversary special.
00:26:07I forgot.
00:26:12This...
00:26:13This is perfect.
00:26:16But you will need a necklace.
00:26:19I don't, I don't have a necklace.
00:26:21Maybe you'll look great with that one.
00:26:24How about this?
00:26:28How about this?
00:26:30My God, I, I know this necklace.
00:26:32It's a...
00:26:37Mr. President,
00:26:38there are only three of these necklaces in the world.
00:26:42We consider them cultural treasures.
00:26:45One is in our national museum.
00:26:49The other, we give to our queen.
00:26:52And this one, we give to you.
00:26:59It's gorgeous.
00:27:00Wait.
00:27:02William, are these real diamonds?
00:27:06We can't afford this.
00:27:07It's fake.
00:27:08Don't worry, Mom.
00:27:19Hello?
00:27:20Miss Claire,
00:27:21we are sorry to inform you that your mom's condition is getting worse.
00:27:24Unless we do the surgery now,
00:27:26I'm afraid that she only has a few days left to live.
00:27:28What?
00:27:40Hey.
00:27:42Hey.
00:27:43What's wrong?
00:27:44No, I'm fine.
00:27:49What happened?
00:27:50You're upset.
00:27:56William,
00:27:57I'm really sorry, but I am not going to be able to make it to the party.
00:28:01Can you tell me why?
00:28:03Yeah, my mom's condition got worse,
00:28:06and I can't afford for her care.
00:28:09And the doctor said that
00:28:13she only has a few more days left to live.
00:28:16And I...
00:28:18really want to be there for her last moment.
00:28:21What?
00:28:22Yeah, and I'm really sorry.
00:28:23I really didn't want to cancel on you,
00:28:24and I didn't want to make you angry.
00:28:26I just really can't.
00:28:27I'm not angry.
00:28:29I'm upset.
00:28:30Why didn't you tell me?
00:28:32And why did you try and handle it on your own?
00:28:36Did you forget we're married?
00:28:38I just didn't want to bother you.
00:28:42You don't ever have to apologize to me.
00:28:45I will get this sorted.
00:28:48Everything's going to be alright.
00:28:51I need the best doctors in the country to see a patient.
00:28:55And money's no object.
00:29:05Why didn't you tell Mrs. Jones you were coming to visit, sir?
00:29:08I wanted to surprise her.
00:29:11Mrs. Jones?
00:29:16No way.
00:29:22Am I dreaming?
00:29:25Oh my god!
00:29:26Are you the president?
00:29:30Is that really the president?
00:29:31Why is he in the hospital?
00:29:34Who's he visiting?
00:29:36Claire.
00:29:37How did you know?
00:29:39Claire, how did you afford the doctor?
00:29:41Someone actually helped me with it.
00:29:47Okay, Mom, I've been meaning to tell you something.
00:29:54I've been meaning to tell you that I got married recently.
00:30:00What?
00:30:01Well, it's not that shocking.
00:30:02No, Mr. President!
00:30:04Mrs. Jones.
00:30:06I'm William, Claire's husband.
00:30:09I hope you're on your way to a speedy recovery.
00:30:13The president?
00:30:14You married President Walton?
00:30:16No, he's not actually.
00:30:18Yes, ma'am.
00:30:21I'm the president.
00:30:25That's wonderful.
00:30:28What?
00:30:34Um, thank you.
00:30:36For pretending to be the president and for my mom to make her happy.
00:30:40It was, uh, it was really nice.
00:30:42Well, now I get to see both of you happy.
00:30:44And I'm hoping that you're happy enough to be my date tonight.
00:30:52Oh my god!
00:30:53Are you President Walton?
00:30:57You see, everyone else seems to recognize the president.
00:31:01How come you didn't?
00:31:02Well, if the president actually looked out for the everyday person,
00:31:05maybe I would have recognized you.
00:31:08Or him.
00:31:12These greedy pharmaceutical companies monopolizing medicine,
00:31:16they need to be taken down.
00:31:17Understood, Mr. President.
00:31:28Hey.
00:31:29Hey, William, you won't believe what happened.
00:31:32Right after I complained to you about the president,
00:31:34he went after the pharmaceutical companies.
00:31:36And now everyone can afford their medication.
00:31:38Wait, listen.
00:31:39Thank you, Mr. President.
00:31:41You're a lifesaver.
00:31:42You saved our lives.
00:31:43Really?
00:31:44Yeah.
00:31:45I mean, your boss is pretty nice.
00:31:50He's alright?
00:31:51Alright, well, um, I'll see you at the banquet, okay?
00:31:54I'll see you then.
00:31:57I have another meeting.
00:31:59Can you go, uh, pick up Ms. Jones for me?
00:32:01Yes, sir.
00:32:07Thank you so much for covering my shift tonight.
00:32:09Oh, no problem.
00:32:11Don't forget to record Taylor's performance for me.
00:32:13I promise.
00:32:16Whoa.
00:32:17Why is there so many customers all of a sudden?
00:32:21Ms. Jones, hi.
00:32:22Could you please come with us?
00:32:23We're here to take you to get changed.
00:32:27That's so nice.
00:32:32What?
00:32:33Oh, my God.
00:32:51Mr. President.
00:32:53I heard this is the first time you'll be bringing a date.
00:32:56I'm not looking forward to seeing her.
00:32:58Oh, so am I.
00:32:59Cheers.
00:33:04Excuse us.
00:33:07Good evening, Mr. President.
00:33:09I've heard a rumor that your date works at a fried chicken shop.
00:33:14I'm afraid that she might embarrass you.
00:33:17And how many favors did you have to pull to find that out?
00:33:20Hmm.
00:33:22Can't wait to meet her.
00:33:39It's a good job tonight.
00:33:40Thank you, Mr. President.
00:33:41Claire is on her way?
00:33:42Yep.
00:33:50Oh, my God.
00:34:21Oh, my God.
00:34:41That's Arnstein's date.
00:34:43She's gorgeous.
00:34:44They look perfect together.
00:34:51You are shining brighter than a diamond tonight.
00:34:54Pretty dashing yourself.
00:34:58Wait here.
00:34:59I'll get us some drinks.
00:35:04Pretty girl.
00:35:05All alone?
00:35:07I am Alexei.
00:35:10Your dress, it's so pretty.
00:35:17You can look, but don't touch.
00:35:20I'm so sorry, President Walton.
00:35:22I did not know she was with you.
00:35:24I think the citizens of your country would appreciate you watching your behavior.
00:35:28Yes, of course.
00:35:33Thanks.
00:35:45So, this is your date?
00:35:50She has a name.
00:35:53Everyone, this is Claire.
00:35:56Monsieur President, it is an honor to meet you both.
00:36:00You as well.
00:36:02You don't know any of these people.
00:36:04I'm sure you'll embarrass yourself quickly.
00:36:08Claire, I'm sure you're quite a world traveler.
00:36:14This is...
00:36:15Mr. Dubois, it is so nice to meet you.
00:36:18Mr. Dubois, it is so nice to meet you.
00:36:20And Miss Moreau.
00:36:21Enchantée.
00:36:23I hope you guys are enjoying your stay.
00:36:26We are enjoying it very much, merci.
00:36:29I've always wanted to visit your hometown in Provence.
00:36:32C'est magnifique.
00:36:33When you visit, we will make sure we give you the best hospitality.
00:36:38I would love that.
00:36:40President, have a wonderful evening with your date.
00:36:45Suivez-moi.
00:36:48How did you...
00:36:51Mr. Dubois.
00:36:52Mr. Dubois.
00:36:54Mr. Dubois.
00:36:57Miss Moreau.
00:36:59Miss Moreau.
00:37:01You're just full of surprises.
00:37:03I'm not gonna let you down.
00:37:06I'm gonna check the time of the Taylor Swift performance because I do not want you to miss that.
00:37:11I'm so excited.
00:37:18I'm so excited.
00:37:27Claire, I'm feeling a bit dizzy.
00:37:29Can you please come out with me for some fresh air?
00:37:31Please?
00:37:32Yeah, of course.
00:37:40Hey, are you okay?
00:37:41What makes you think you deserve to be his date?
00:37:44I'm sorry, what?
00:37:45Don't play dumb.
00:37:47You don't deserve Mr. President.
00:37:49It looks like she thinks William is the real president.
00:37:52Look, the president is not into me, okay?
00:37:55You're mistaken.
00:37:56Mistaken?
00:37:58This is his first time bringing a date to an event.
00:38:02And he gave you that precious necklace?
00:38:06It's a fake, I promise.
00:38:10Claire?
00:38:13Fake?
00:38:14You think I'm stupid or something?
00:38:15Take it off.
00:38:17What are you doing?
00:38:19You don't deserve to be by his side.
00:38:21Take it off.
00:38:22Right now.
00:38:39Claire!
00:38:40No, no, no, it wasn't me.
00:38:41It's just...
00:38:42Go in with your head now!
00:38:48Shit!
00:38:49Get medical here ASAP!
00:39:17I'm sorry.
00:39:34You okay?
00:39:35Yeah, I'm fine.
00:39:36You sure?
00:39:37Mm-hmm.
00:39:38Take Ms. Jones to the car.
00:39:40Wait for me.
00:39:41Yes, Mr. President.
00:39:47Mr. President, please, you have to trust me.
00:39:49Stop!
00:39:50Stop talking!
00:39:51You cross the line tonight, your political career is over.
00:39:56No, no, no, you have to let me explain!
00:40:02I'm so sorry, Claire.
00:40:03I'm putting you in danger.
00:40:05You said your job was dangerous, I understand.
00:40:18What happened?
00:40:20Oh, it's just...
00:40:21A little more wound.
00:40:25Did it hurt?
00:40:29Don't...
00:40:31Come so close.
00:40:32Why?
00:40:39I won't be able to control myself.
00:40:48You're soaked.
00:40:52Maybe...
00:40:53Come on, have a shower.
00:40:55I, um...
00:40:57I can't, uh...
00:40:59Get out of this by myself.
00:41:04Could you, um...
00:41:06Help me?
00:41:10Could you, um...
00:41:12Help me?
00:41:14Help me?
00:41:30I'll be quick.
00:41:31I'll be quick.
00:41:42Uh...
00:41:44William?
00:41:45Where did you get all of that money?
00:41:47Come here, sit down.
00:41:50Because I went to the party on behalf of the President,
00:41:54he gave me a bonus.
00:41:56Wow, that's such a nice boss.
00:41:58And I plan on using this money
00:42:01to help you open your own shop.
00:42:04No, William, I can't.
00:42:06That's way too much money, and...
00:42:08Plus, you got it risking your life, so no, I can't accept it.
00:42:11Look, it's...
00:42:12It's not a gift.
00:42:15It's an investment.
00:42:17You make a profit, I get a share.
00:42:19I know you've always dreamt of having your own shop.
00:42:22Wait...
00:42:24You really think I can do it?
00:42:26Absolutely.
00:42:28The President also heard that your necklace broke,
00:42:32so he got us these rings.
00:42:46I won't let anyone question your place again.
00:42:49Will you thank the President for me?
00:42:58Wait a minute, there's one more thing.
00:43:01It's important.
00:43:02Yes, sir?
00:43:03Today is the grand opening of Claire's Chicken Shop.
00:43:07Keep me updated on how it's going.
00:43:09Yes, sir.
00:43:23Hello, welcome to our grand opening.
00:43:25New owner, huh?
00:43:27Well, no wonder you don't know about the rules.
00:43:32Hey, what are you doing?
00:43:34You can't do that here.
00:43:37Listen, bitch.
00:43:39This street is mine.
00:43:40You want to make money?
00:43:41You cut me in.
00:43:47Sir.
00:43:51Delay the meeting five minutes.
00:43:52Yes, sir.
00:43:56Officer Smith.
00:43:58I thought you had the street under surveillance.
00:44:00Don't worry, sir.
00:44:01We have it all under control.
00:44:03Leave, or I'm going to call the police.
00:44:07Call them.
00:44:08You think I'm scared of those boys?
00:44:12So you're the one who's going to be a troublemaker.
00:44:16Tough guy.
00:44:17Well, you're not going to do anything.
00:44:20What are you going to do, huh?
00:44:22What are you going to do, huh?
00:44:27What were you saying?
00:44:29No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:44:35No, no, no, please.
00:44:38You have no idea who she is.
00:44:41Please, no.
00:44:42You know what to do now, right?
00:44:49Spread the word to everyone.
00:44:50This place is under our protection.
00:44:52Nobody's going to touch your chicken shop.
00:45:01Thanks?
00:45:06Congratulations.
00:45:07To the grand opening of our new chicken shop.
00:45:12Hold that thought.
00:45:15Yeah.
00:45:16Yeah.
00:45:17Mr. President, about the $10 billion arms deal.
00:45:19Do you want to review it again?
00:45:21It's a small deal.
00:45:22You can handle it yourself.
00:45:25Well, I've got to report to the investor.
00:45:33We made $200 today.
00:45:36That much on the first day?
00:45:41You're amazing.
00:45:43Look, don't worry.
00:45:44I'm going to work extra hard to make more money.
00:45:47So that you can, you know,
00:45:49quit your dangerous job and live peacefully.
00:45:54Thank you, Claire.
00:45:57I appreciate it.
00:46:03I actually think that's the most that I've had to drink.
00:46:06Really?
00:46:07Oh, yeah.
00:46:08I mean, my job does require me to stay pretty sharp.
00:46:14I've never gotten a tattoo before.
00:46:19Come on.
00:46:25Hey, we're about to close.
00:46:31Holy crap.
00:46:33Are you the president?
00:46:37Yeah, I am.
00:46:39Nah, you're tricking me.
00:46:41You're the president's body double, right?
00:46:43Yeah, he's pretty convincing, huh?
00:46:46Shit, man.
00:46:49Yeah, you look just like him.
00:46:53Well, what do you want?
00:47:07This one looks like my puppy when I was little.
00:47:09His name was Ferdie.
00:47:11This one?
00:47:13Are you sure?
00:47:15Mm-hmm.
00:47:20All done.
00:47:22So cute.
00:47:26Hey, wait!
00:47:29Can I get a photo with you?
00:47:30Uh...
00:47:35Ten dollars a photo.
00:47:38No problem.
00:47:39Mom! Dad! Get off!
00:47:42Did you see that?
00:47:43That was a great business opportunity.
00:47:45It was a very clever idea.
00:47:49Oh my god, we mean so much!
00:48:09Um...
00:48:12Uh...
00:48:16What did that kiss mean?
00:48:21What did that kiss mean?
00:48:24Uh...
00:48:25It...
00:48:27It's because the lights aren't on and it's really dark and we couldn't see clearly
00:48:31and our lips just happened to, like, brush past each other's accidentally.
00:48:36Oh.
00:48:38I see.
00:48:42Thanks.
00:48:53Why were you able to pick me up today?
00:48:56I finish work early.
00:48:58Oh, I see.
00:49:00This is where we kissed last night.
00:49:08Now we won't have trouble seeing.
00:49:12What?
00:49:30No excuses today, right?
00:49:34How did you do that?
00:49:36A magician never reveals their secrets.
00:49:42What? No, come on, tell me!
00:49:54Why didn't this delivery include a room number?
00:49:56I guess I could ask room to room.
00:50:07Mr. President, we've got the lead.
00:50:17So you've been selling information about me and my wife.
00:50:23Looks like I've been too merciful with you.
00:50:27Hello, did you order fried chicken?
00:50:32Hello, Claire's fried chicken!
00:50:36Well, it has to be one of them.
00:50:39I'm sorry, you don't have to do this.
00:50:44Too late.
00:50:46Mr. President, you don't have to do this!
00:50:50You don't have to do this!
00:51:02William?
00:51:09William?
00:51:11William, what's going on?
00:51:13Why are you putting a gun in someone?
00:51:18The President, he was...
00:51:20Why is he calling you the President?
00:51:23Didn't you say that you had work off today?
00:51:28This is just a training exercise
00:51:33with the doubles of my colleagues.
00:51:36Just to make things look more realistic.
00:51:39No, yeah, no, it's just practice.
00:51:42Really?
00:51:54I'm the White House General Secretary's double.
00:51:58Just a little plastic surgery.
00:52:02I'm the Defense Secretary.
00:52:04Just a little plastic surgery.
00:52:06I'm the Defense Minister's double.
00:52:09I do...
00:52:13neighborhood security.
00:52:16Oh, God.
00:52:17Wow, you have really scared me.
00:52:19I thought you were in trouble.
00:52:23Well, thank you so much for taking care of my husband.
00:52:27I really appreciate it.
00:52:30Yeah.
00:52:32Oh!
00:52:33You guys should really come by our chicken shop.
00:52:36I mean, I would really love if you guys could stop by.
00:52:39I love fried chicken.
00:52:40And because you're William's co-workers,
00:52:42I'll give you guys 30% off.
00:52:46Thank you very much.
00:52:47Okay, well.
00:52:49I will let you guys get back to your practice.
00:52:53Oh.
00:52:55Can't forget this.
00:52:57What?
00:53:00Wait!
00:53:03What now?
00:53:06What now?
00:53:08Can we take a picture?
00:53:15Yeah, come on.
00:53:16Come on, it'll be fun.
00:53:19Everybody say chicken!
00:53:21Chicken!
00:53:26Claire's fried chicken!
00:53:30Well, we got a lot of new customers today.
00:53:33Mr. President.
00:53:36Get on your knees.
00:53:38Now.
00:53:41Thank you for playing along.
00:53:44Feel free to have the rest of the day off.
00:53:46Thank you, Mr. President.
00:53:48Get him out of here.
00:53:49Let's go.
00:53:54Mr. President, that was extremely close, sir.
00:53:57I worry we probably won't be able to keep this up for much longer.
00:54:00I trust her now.
00:54:02So.
00:54:04I'll tell her the truth about my identity soon.
00:54:17Oh, good, you're back.
00:54:19Could you please help me balance this month's accounts?
00:54:21I'm having, like, a really hard time.
00:54:24Let's see.
00:54:33Our monthly profit is $3,786.60.
00:54:37Wow, that's amazing.
00:54:40You're smart as the President.
00:54:44Would you...
00:54:48Would you want me to be the President?
00:54:54Would you want me to be the President?
00:55:01I just mean, if I was really the President, would that make you happier?
00:55:07Oh, no, I said the wrong thing.
00:55:09No, I don't want you to be the President.
00:55:13Well, actually...
00:55:15Actually, I hate the President.
00:55:18You do?
00:55:19You do.
00:55:20Yeah, my...
00:55:24My dad died because of him.
00:55:27He was in the military, you know, and it was because of a decision that he made.
00:55:33Claire, I'm sorry.
00:55:35Now we probably won't think too much about it.
00:55:41I'll be right back.
00:55:47Thanks.
00:55:49Dad?
00:55:50Hey, sweetheart. I'm out of prison.
00:55:53I miss you and your mom a lot.
00:55:57How dare you even mention Mom?
00:55:59You were in prison because you put her in a coma.
00:56:03And all she was trying to do was stop you from gambling our savings away.
00:56:07I've changed.
00:56:08I want to make things right with you both.
00:56:10Can we meet tomorrow?
00:56:20You'll be sorry about that.
00:56:25Is everything okay?
00:56:26Yeah, it's just a spam call.
00:56:29You know if something happened, you can tell me.
00:56:32Yeah, I know.
00:56:34William, I won't drag you into this.
00:56:49Dad, why are we meeting here?
00:56:52Leopard.
00:56:55This is my daughter.
00:56:59Did you cover my gambling debts?
00:57:02Dad, seriously? I'm your daughter.
00:57:04How could you do that?
00:57:06I gave you life and raised you.
00:57:08I do what I want with you.
00:57:11Damn bitch, I know you.
00:57:14You got my brother killed.
00:57:17We'll settle all our scores tonight.
00:57:20I'm stuck.
00:57:36Call your husband and tell him to bring me one million and I'll let you go.
00:57:42No, no, he's just an ordinary guy. He doesn't have that kind of money.
00:57:44Is that so?
00:57:46Your ring looks pretty pricey.
00:57:49Let's see how important you really are to him.
00:57:54Our latest warship is ready to be deployed.
00:57:56We're actually considering names at the moment.
00:58:00Let's name it Claire.
00:58:02Good name.
00:58:03I like it. Claire.
00:58:05Keeping America safe.
00:58:08Excuse me, gentlemen. Sir.
00:58:10We have a serious, serious situation, sir.
00:58:12What is it?
00:58:13It's Miss Jones.
00:58:14She's been kidnapped by the Russian mob.
00:58:15They're holding her in an underground casino right now.
00:58:19Well, we've been looking to take care of these assholes.
00:58:21Looks like now's the time.
00:58:23Just a little more to it, sir.
00:58:24They want you to go alone in the next hour or they're going to kill her.
00:58:35I can handle my own.
00:58:36No, Mr. President. That's too dangerous.
00:58:38The entire country relies on you.
00:58:40Yes, Mr. President.
00:58:41The future of America rests on your shoulders.
00:58:44Yeah, I would really reconsider this, sir.
00:58:52My gun.
00:58:58I've made my decision.
00:59:00Mr. President, are you really doing this for a girl?
00:59:05She's not just any girl.
00:59:07She's my girl.
00:59:12Fuck.
00:59:14Contact traffic control.
00:59:16Now clear me a path.
00:59:22Where is he?
00:59:23My patience is running thin.
00:59:25Leopardy.
00:59:26Even if your husband doesn't show, she's still worth something, right?
00:59:30You know what? You're a real piece of shit.
00:59:33Time's up.
00:59:34And since your husband isn't coming, you're mine now.
00:59:37And since your husband isn't coming, you're mine now.
00:59:53Who's this idiot?
00:59:56President?
00:59:57Don't come any closer.
01:00:00Who the hell are you?
01:00:01No, no, no. He's not the President. He's just his double.
01:00:07It makes sense. The real President wouldn't come here alone.
01:00:11Search him.
01:00:29William, why would you risk coming here?
01:00:33Because you're my family.
01:00:35So you married this fried chicken girl.
01:00:38You can't be the President.
01:00:40You had me scared there for a moment.
01:00:42It's okay, everyone. He's just a stuntman.
01:00:48What are you looking at?
01:00:50You want to see me have some fun with your wife?
01:00:53Fine by me.
01:01:05Come on, come on, come on!
01:01:21William!
01:01:26You still want to play?
01:01:28Impossible. You took us all down by yourself.
01:01:32Only the real President could do that.
01:01:34I saw him on the battlefield.
01:01:36He ran out of bullets and still fought off ten men.
01:01:40He's a killing machine.
01:01:42I don't ever want to see your kind on American soil again.
01:01:45We'll leave. I promise.
01:01:49Only you.
01:01:52If you ever mess with my wife again,
01:01:57I will make sure you die in prison.
01:02:00I won't.
01:02:02I promise.
01:02:05William, who are you really?
01:02:18William?
01:02:24Claire, why did you lie to me?
01:02:26You told me your dad died.
01:02:28I'm your husband.
01:02:30If you can't trust me, who can you trust?
01:02:32Yeah?
01:02:34And what about you?
01:02:36You haven't told me the truth from the very beginning.
01:02:45William?
01:02:49Who are you, William?
01:02:52Are you really the President?
01:02:57Yes.
01:03:00I am.
01:03:03I am.
01:03:08You don't deserve to be by his side.
01:03:11What?
01:03:13Did you think that if I knew your true identity,
01:03:15I would just cling to you and make it impossible for you to get rid of me?
01:03:20Or did you forget that we got married because you said that you wanted to repay me?
01:03:24What are you even saying?
01:03:26You can't see how much I adore you?
01:03:28You can't see how much I adore you?
01:03:32You really can't feel it?
01:03:35I don't know.
01:03:43Claire, please.
01:03:58I love you.
01:04:16A delivery to the White House.
01:04:19Why are there so many reporters?
01:04:28Today,
01:04:30in front of all of America,
01:04:33I want to say I love you.
01:04:37I love you for who you are.
01:04:40I love you for who you are.
01:04:43I love you for who you are.
01:04:45I love you for who you are.
01:04:48And I want everyone to know your name.
01:04:57Claire,
01:05:00will you marry me?
01:05:11No.
01:05:15Because we're already married.
01:05:45America, please welcome your first lady.