A DVD and laserdisc release of every "Weird Al" Yankovic music video up to July 1998 containing 21 music videos, which a | dG1fbE9mWkxiMzN1Q2c
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00:00As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realize
00:18she's very plain, but that's just perfect for an Amish like me, you know I shun fancy
00:22things like electricity.
00:23At 4.30 in the morning I'm milking cows, Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows.
00:30Fool, and I've been milking and plowing so long that even Ezekiel thinks that my mind
00:35is gone.
00:36I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline, got a bible in my hand and a beard on my chin.
00:42But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine, then tonight we're gonna party like
00:46it's 1699.
00:48We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise.
00:53I churn butter once or twice living in an Amish paradise.
00:59It's hard work and sacrifice living in an Amish paradise.
01:05We sell quilts at discount price living in an Amish paradise.
01:11A local boy kicked me in the butt last week, I just smiled at him and I turned the other
01:16cheek.
01:17I really don't care, in fact I wish him well, cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's
01:21burning in hell.
01:22But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it, an Amish with a 2, you know
01:27that's unheard of.
01:28I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat and my homies agree I really look good in
01:33black.
01:34Fool, if you come to visit you'll be bored to tears, we haven't even paid the phone bill
01:38in 300 years.
01:40But we ain't really quaint so please don't point and stare, we're just technologically
01:44impaired.
01:45There's no phone, no lights, no motor car, not a single luxury.
01:51Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be.
01:58We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise.
02:04We're just plain and simple guys living in an Amish paradise.
02:10There's no time for sin and vice, living in an Amish paradise.
02:15We don't fight, we all play nice, living in an Amish paradise.
02:21Hitching up the buggy, churning lots of butter, raise the barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another.
02:27Think you're really righteous, think you're pure in heart, well I know I'm a million times
02:31as humble as thou art.
02:33I'm the pious guy, the little omelettes wanna be like on my knees day and night, scoring
02:37points for the afterlife.
02:39So don't be vain, and don't be whiny, or else my brother I might have to get medieval on
02:44your hiney.
02:45We've been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise.
02:51We're all crazy men and knights living in an Amish paradise.
02:57There's no cops or traffic lights living in an Amish paradise.
03:03You probably think it bites, living in an Amish paradise.