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00:00I said it very clearly a while ago.
00:03I'm the one who brings the money to this house.
00:08But that's not the point.
00:10The day you work, you serve much more.
00:14Okay?
00:15But hey, that's not the point either.
00:17Let's see, what I'm trying to say, yes?
00:21You don't finish the food later, Armida.
00:24And the food is not wasted.
00:28Okay?
00:29And yes, my dear fans, my faithful followers.
00:33Today is a very beautiful day with a splendid sun.
00:36So we should all be happy and smile.
00:40And the time has come that we were all waiting for.
00:44Are you ready for the joke war?
00:47As I see that everyone wants the joke war to start, I will do it.
00:51But first, everyone must click here on the bell.
00:55And here comes the first joke of this live.
00:59There are two friends sitting in a cafe.
01:01And one of them is very anguished and looks at the other and says.
01:05Friends, friends.
01:07What happened, friends?
01:09I don't know what to do with my great-grandmother.
01:11She tears off the pieces of her nails and eats them, hurting herself.
01:15No.
01:16Friends, the same thing happened to mine, but I took that habit off her in a two by three.
01:21And what did you do, friends?
01:23Did you put chili on her hands, onion, garlic, horse, dog, cat poop?
01:28What did you do?
01:29No.
01:30When she was sleeping, she went into her room, took her toothpaste and threw them in the trash.
01:35And that's it. Problem solved.
01:37She never bit anything again.
01:41I know.
01:42Okay, okay, okay.
01:43Here's another joke for you.
01:45One day in a park, there was a very sissy lady and she didn't touch anything so as not to get dirty.
01:50See you soon.
01:54It's like Marcelo took too long to come, right?
01:56I'm starving.
01:57Oh, I'm starving too.
02:00Let's put the table where it arrives and then it's ready.
02:03And if he gets angry?
02:05You know how it is, Mom.
02:06No, we're just going to put the table and cheat the belly.
02:10Come on, help me, help me, come on.
02:12Okay, fine.
02:14But don't say I didn't tell you if he gets angry, huh?
02:16No.
02:17No.
02:23Oh my God.
02:24What are you doing?
02:26Well, we wanted to get ahead and put the table where you arrived so that it would be ready and we would have a very tasty breakfast at three.
02:34Oh, thank you very much, Mom.
02:36It's great that you have that initiative.
02:39Oh, by the way, I haven't told you.
02:41My followers love me.
02:43And every day I have more.
02:45Oh, my love, I'm so happy, really.
02:48I'm glad you're happy, Mom.
02:50I'm glad because the more followers, the more I earn.
02:53And so we have more money to eat, right?
02:57And to pay all the expenses.
02:59Since you, Mom, can't work.
03:03I mean, because of your issue with the rooms.
03:07And you, Armida, you don't work either, right?
03:11So the only one who works in this house is me.
03:15I mean, which is fine, because that way you can continue studying as my mom wants.
03:23By the way, right now I'm thinking, I should get you a part-time job in the afternoons.
03:30So in the mornings you're going to study, in the afternoons you're going to work.
03:35Or like today, which is Saturday.
03:37Today you could be working, for example, instead of being here in the house.
03:40Today you could be working, get yourself a weekend job and that's it.
03:44And that way you would help me with all the expenses, right?
03:48Oh, by the way, I hope you haven't touched any of the breakfast I made before I went live.
03:54Or that you started eating without me.
03:56No, how do you think? No, we were waiting for you.
03:59Do you want to see? Check in the kitchen, everything is as you left it, honey.
04:03Okay.
04:05Well, let's have breakfast. Sit down, please. I'll serve you right now.
04:16Oh, no, they're impeccable.
04:21No, this is spectacular. Deli, deli. Let's see.
04:30Let's see this one.
04:33Mm, mm.
04:35Very good, everything is ready for breakfast.
04:39The beans, ready.
04:46For food.
04:51For mom.
04:55And for me.
04:57That's it.
04:59Okay.
05:01Perfect.
05:03For food.
05:06For mom.
05:09And me.
05:13No.
05:15No, I think this is too much food for food.
05:17She won't even finish it later.
05:19No.
05:21That's it.
05:22That's better.
05:25No, I think this is enough for mom because she won't even finish it later.
05:29So, ready, food.
05:34Here's the breakfast. It was great.
05:38Let's see, ready.
05:41Enjoy.
05:50And why do you serve yourself more, Marcela? And you give us less.
05:53And why do you serve yourself more, Marcela? And you give us less.
05:57Let's see, sister.
05:59Why don't you finish understanding it at once?
06:02No, please don't start. It's the same thing every day. No, no.
06:06Exactly, mom. Exactly. It's the same thing every day. Why don't you finish understanding it?
06:12I said it very clearly a while ago.
06:14The one who brings the money to this house is me.
06:19But that's not the point.
06:21The day you work, you serve yourself much more.
06:25Okay?
06:26But that's not the point either.
06:27Let's see, what I'm trying to say.
06:29Yes?
06:32You don't finish the food later, Armida.
06:35And food is not wasted.
06:39We are?
06:40So, you finish that amount that seems little to you.
06:43And if you have a little space left, I'll go and serve you more.
06:45The same for you, mom.
06:46The same for you, mom.
06:47If you want more, I'll serve you more.
06:49Ready? Now, please.
06:52Can we have breakfast in peace, without drama?
06:57What a thing that I changed your blanket because I love you.
07:00Look.
07:06How cute.
07:07But...
07:12Did you see?
07:13I already saw.
07:14Did you see?
07:15Hey, my love, people love you.
07:17They follow you, they love you.
07:19And I love them.
07:22Hi, guys.
07:23Hi.
07:24Two specials, double meat.
07:27What do you have?
07:28Oh, sorry.
07:30Bon appetit.
07:31It's just that I'm always giving them new content.
07:32I already saw.
07:33No, Gilberto, don't bite it.
07:35No, no, no.
07:36First, I must give content to my fans.
07:38Let them see what we are going to eat and with whom I am.
07:44Wait.
07:46And ready.
07:48Hi, fans.
07:49With whom do you think I am?
07:50With Gilberto, my boyfriend.
07:52And look at the tremendous, monstrous and delicious hamburgers that we are going to eat.
08:00More new followers.
08:02Yes, yes, yes.
08:03Good.
08:04Let's see.
08:06Marce, how beautiful you are.
08:09Oh, what a beautiful couple Gilberto and you make.
08:12How delicious the hamburgers.
08:15Who would Gilberto be to be your boyfriend?
08:19You are very beautiful and very tender, Marcela.
08:23Oh, yes.
08:24Have a life.
08:26Yes, of course.
08:27Since their lives are miserable, they would like to have mine.
08:30Poor spies.
08:31With nothing to do in life.
08:33No.
08:34Marcela, give it to me!
08:36No, I'm not giving it to you.
08:37I saw you when you ate and you hid almost all the watermelon.
08:39I'm not going to give it to you.
08:40No, I saw you.
08:41No, no, no.
08:42I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
08:43Please.
08:45Please, mom.
08:46This piece is mine.
08:47It's mine!
08:49Marcela, Marcela.
08:51I won't eat it!
08:53Please, help me.
08:55Now!
08:56Give it to me!
08:57Help!
08:59Leave it to me!
09:00Leave it to me!
09:01I was hit because I took the watermelon that was the dessert of the meal.
09:05No.
09:06My sister eats everything before meals. Everything. And my mom defends her.
09:11Poor you, love.
09:13Yes, poor me. I'm good with my sister, but she's bad with me and very selfish.
09:23Why didn't you let your sister bring the snow of the flavor she wanted?
09:26Oh, what do you mean why, mom? Well, obviously because she doesn't make me very happy.
09:30What did you want? For her to reward her? Well, of course not.
09:35If you want to eat a snow, you eat this one. And if you don't, then you don't eat and that's it.
09:41Okay?
09:48Let's see. Here it is.
09:56Let's see.
10:11Well.
10:18Here.
10:20What? And why do you have four balls?
10:22Well, that's your punishment for making me dramas and fighting with me.
10:26I already told you. If you behave well with me, I'll behave well with you. If not, no.
10:31Okay? Don't forget that I'm the one who manages the food in this house.
10:37Are you going to eat it or do I eat it?
10:45Are you going to love your mom or not?
10:47No.
10:52Mom, I'm going to record a live with my followers, okay?
10:54So I'm going to make sure that nothing bothers me.
10:57Oh, and put things in the pantry and don't touch the food, please.
11:07Virgin of Guadalupe, please. I beg you.
11:13I beg you for my daughter to realize that she is wrong.
11:18That she understands that this selfishness is not right.
11:22That fighting for food and eating it all so as not to share hurts her.
11:28Please, Virgin of Guadalupe.
11:34That my daughter realizes that this selfishness can lead her to have serious problems.
11:42Don't lose anything to me or anything crazy.
11:44I will go because I want to be a friend of everyone and collaborate with each of them.
11:49And you will go with me.
11:50Me?
11:52We will spend a rich week of vacation in Tepoztlán. Yes, yes.
11:59I'm going to be away for a week. I'll be in Tepoztlán.
12:02Behave well, please.
12:05Rest from me because I will do the same with you.
12:09So see you in ten days.
12:14Oh, by the way, you have to ration the food very well because it has to get from here to me.
12:22Well, I'll leave you because Gilberto is waiting for me out there.
12:26Bye, love you.
12:39Well, from what I see, we are all invited to spend this whole week in this beautiful place.
12:44Tepoztlán.
12:45Hello.
12:47Hello.
12:49We will have an incredible time, we will meet and I am sure that at the end of this week,
12:54we will all be very great friends.
12:56So I welcome you to this great party and to have a great time.
13:02The hottest and most famous bands in Mexico.
13:05Yes.
13:07Dear friends, for these vacations to be phenomenal and we all have a great time,
13:12it is necessary to set rules and take responsibilities and activities within the house.
13:17Oh, I want to apply for the kitchen and everything related to it.
13:22The truth is that I cook very tasty and I can assure you.
13:25Ok, does anyone else want to take care of the kitchen?
13:29Who is the brave one?
13:31Well, then Marcela is going to be in charge of the kitchen and everything related to it.
13:36But yes, no one else can get involved, ok?
13:39Now let's see who is going to mop and sweep.
13:41Let's see.
13:43Oh, who do I say?
13:44Who is brave?
13:47Hello fans, guess where I am.
13:51In a beautiful house in Tepoztlán.
13:53The house is wow.
13:55You really have to be aware of my stories because I will be sharing details with you.
13:59Look, look, look, look who I am with.
14:02Hello guys, how are you?
14:04Oh, how beautiful.
14:05Look, look at the cream and cream.
14:08Also, everyone is super, super, super cute.
14:12So be aware because I will be uploading many surprises.
14:15Bye.
14:17Oh, my love, I'm having a great time.
14:21And that it's just the first day, but the truth is that everyone is super cute.
14:25Yes, I thought that because of being famous they were going to be bloodthirsty, bad-tempered, but no, not at all.
14:32No, hey love, you should be an influencer.
14:37Yes, you are handsome, you have a good body, you upload your stories about diet and exercise.
14:43I mean, you could have a lot of followers.
14:45No, with my work Hugo Dean, I'm happy.
14:48I don't like that about fame, nor that they record you when you go out to eat or go for a walk and all those things.
14:55No, no, I'm fine like that, love.
14:57Well, then stay with Godin.
14:59Now, who does for Godin, does not leave the offices.
15:06It was a joke, laugh.
15:09Yes, yes.
15:15How beautiful the kitchen is.
15:18We are going to review the dinner and make inventory of everything in it.
15:21Inventory?
15:22Yes, inventory, no one is going to drink anything without me knowing.
15:26No, I even feel like putting the key to the dinners.
15:29The key? Don't you make a lot of love?
15:31I mean, the sponsors donated all the food for everyone, right?
15:34Yes, but I'm in charge.
15:36Yes, yes, so it was a small bunker for reservations.
15:41Card candy.
15:47Here, love.
15:49But they are for everyone, can't we eat them?
15:52You eat it, no one is going to notice.
15:55I am in charge of the kitchen and everything that is in it and I know how I manage it.
15:59We can eat whatever we want.
16:01Yes, yes, come on, come.
16:08And the sheep tells the dog.
16:11And if I don't listen to you, what will you do to me? Are you going to eat me?
16:14I remind you that our master tells us one by one.
16:18If you miss me, this is how you will go.
16:20And the dog responds.
16:22Ah, because you are the sluggish sheep.
16:25Well, do whatever you want, disobedient sheep.
16:27Go, jump through the meadows, run, jump, at the end of the day I will come and pick up from you what the wolf leaves.
16:35Oh no, the wolf? Here comes the wolf! No!
16:38He comes out dismayed and is the first sheep to reach the corral.
16:41The dog smiles.
16:43Ah, don't you believe another gunshot? Fear doesn't make a donkey, huh?
16:50Very good, Rubi, a round of applause.
16:53Please, go to your place.
16:55Now it's Marcela's turn.
16:58Oh, give me to upload it to my networks.
17:04Nothing funny, baby, modernize yourself.
17:09Go ahead.
17:10Oh, thank you, thank you.
17:12Go ahead, please.
17:15Hello everyone!
17:16Well, everyone knows me, we greet each other during the day, but for those who don't know me, I am Marcela.
17:22Are you ready to hear a good joke?
17:26Yes!
17:28Because I am the queen of jokes, I am the best.
17:31Do you want a good joke?
17:34Yes!
17:35Oh, very good, let's start with the war of jokes.
17:38The one who doesn't laugh doesn't have dinner, huh?
17:40Juanito leaves his room and stops to listen to his dad talk in the other room.
17:45Juanito closes the door that is closed and hits his ear very well.
17:50He listens inside what happens.
17:52Juanito puts on a surprised face of what he heard and runs out anguished.
17:57He gets to where his mom is.
17:58Mom, mom!
18:00What happened, Juanito? Don't you see that I'm busy?
18:03Yes, mom, but this is important, it's something about my dad.
18:07About your dad?
18:08Okay, let's see, tell me.
18:10Mommy, do you eat clothes?
18:13No.
18:14Why, Juanito?
18:15Because my dad told the cleaning lady.
18:18Take off your clothes because I'm going to eat them.
18:23Strong applause.
18:25That was Marcela's turn.
18:28Who continues the war of jokes?
18:29Let's see.
18:30No, funny love, modernize yourself.
18:33Who continues the war of jokes?
18:43I'm going to put more on Superboy.
18:46To the spark of love.
18:48Oh, it's not very fat.
18:49No, less, less.
18:51To my Gilberto, obviously double ration.
18:56And to Ruby.
18:58Oh no, I shouldn't even give her anything.
19:01They made us grab her by the hair a while ago.
19:06And if I put poison in her dinner, I'd be fine.
19:11No, it's too much.
19:32Marce, what happened, baby?
19:35Hey, a question.
19:37Why did you give us all different portions of food?
19:40Shouldn't it be in equal parts?
19:43It should be, Benita, but I think about you,
19:46your health and what your food body really needs.
19:50I mean, if we realize,
19:52we don't all have the same body or think the same.
19:56Everything is thought out, baby.
19:58I take care of us.
20:00But if you're hungry and you want more, I'll serve you more.
20:03Okay, baby?
20:09Well, dinner's getting cold.
20:11Bon appetit.
20:12Yes.
20:23Marce, you're throwing the water at me.
20:26I'm not playing with you.
20:27Sorry, baby, I didn't see you.
20:29Yes, but we're inside the pool.
20:31It's not like you're going to get too wet.
20:33Baby, I don't think you should fight.
20:35I'm not fighting, but we're inside the pool.
20:39It's not like I'm going to get too wet, right?
20:41But look at her, look at her.
20:43She swears she's fine.
20:45She's horny.
20:47Baby, I don't know you.
20:52Sorry, I got mad.
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