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00:00Move Alert.
00:01Oh boy.
00:02Damn, man.
00:03You all right?
00:04Hey, man.
00:05Would you all rather be a gay black dude or a Jewish midget?
00:18I'd rather be gay and black, because I'd hate to be short and cheap.
00:24It looks like you need some help, my friend.
00:28You want a bone hit?
00:29I'm a Jehovah's Witness.
00:31Yes.
00:34That's good.
00:35You invited a small, black Jehovah's Witness into your house,
00:39you had a chat with him, and somehow he changed your life.
00:42I'd rather trust a Mormon.
00:46One carton of smokes, two cases of beer,
00:49two porno mags, three glow sticks,
00:52and two cans of whipped cream.
00:54And?
00:55Quarter bag of mushrooms.
01:00They like your heavy kicks.
01:02Hey man, I love you.
01:15Is your friend any good?
01:17It was the summer of 74,
01:20when you turned out to be a whore.
01:24He's an acquired taste.
01:30Don't leave me!
01:32Hey, y'all, wait up! Wait up!
01:54That's not good.
01:57That's not good.
01:59Sounds better.