Devastatingly funny comics rock the house in the first stand up film of the new series "Cut'N It Up." The most raw, hila | dG1fQTB6UGtFRnI1YUE
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00:00Triumphant Home Entertainment and Key Films presents Cutting It Up, Putting It Down Chicago
00:12Style.
00:13Check out the hilarious DVD comedy special hosted by film and TV star Alex Thomas.
00:17I said Chicago, make some noise.
00:20All I know is the first chick that came on stage looked like she had the baby earlier
00:25that afternoon.
00:27Umbilical cord hanging.
00:28They like, give it up for Placentia.
00:31With performances by Shane.
00:34Fetty, women love Fetty.
00:36Fetty is so sexy.
00:37They say, oh.
00:38No.
00:39No, I'm just saying, but women like him because he a thug.
00:43He a thug.
00:44He got shot nine times.
00:45That don't make you a thug.
00:46That make you a nigga that don't know how to dunk when they shoot niggas.
00:49Stop playing.
00:50Lil Rel.
00:51My momma be all right.
00:52Be like, no, you need to cut all them cuffs out.
00:54Bitch, when your voice gonna get back to what it was?
00:57You weren't like that when I married you, Nancy.
00:59You sound like a lady.
01:00Whatever, nigga.
01:02I've been smoking since I was in high school, nigga.
01:05You a motherfucking lie turkey.
01:07I'm sick of this shit.
01:10Yeah.
01:11All right.
01:12Fuck that.
01:13I don't like to eat with niggas.
01:14I eat with white folks.
01:15Because white folks pay.
01:16You know what I'm saying?
01:17You see white folks, they pay at a restaurant.
01:18Hey, give me that goddamn check.
01:19I'll pay for all this later on.
01:20Why don't you put your money and go around here, nigga.
01:22Put your money away.
01:24They'll call you nigga.
01:25You ain't my nigga.
01:26I'm paying for this.
01:27All right.
01:28In Chicago zone, Rodney Perry.
01:30Because the down low brother never blinks.
01:32He just be waiting on you to slip up.
01:34He be right here.
01:35I don't like that.
01:38Eyeballs dried in the mud.
01:41And Sonja D.
01:42We expect you to keep your word.
01:44You know, y'all got this 10 inches.
01:46Somebody told me at 15 inches of dick.
01:51I said, take your ass to the zoo.
01:53Get your ass out of here and go to the zoo.
01:56Rattin' it up.
01:57Chi-Town style.
01:58Get yours today.