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00:00:00Ellen Musk, the only woman on the Forbes 30 under 30 list, arrives at Atlanta today.
00:00:12What a business tycoon is doing here in Georgia, a forgotten stage no one knows.
00:00:17Angela, my next door neighbor, still selling your hippie junk here?
00:00:21If your mother-in-law sees, she's going to throw a big fit again.
00:00:26Your mother-in-law was right about you.
00:00:29What's the point of watching the news all day about these moguls if you can't even apply
00:00:32it to your penniless self?
00:00:33And how do you know that this is none of my business?
00:00:37All right, everybody get out!
00:00:40We got an important guest coming!
00:00:45You!
00:00:46You deaf?
00:00:47I said pack up and scram!
00:00:52I paid the staff here already, and if you want me to leave, then fine, but you have
00:00:58to pay for today's losses.
00:00:59You want to say that again?
00:01:04You know who's visiting today?
00:01:06Ellen freaking Musk, one of the richest people in the world.
00:01:09Ellen Musk?
00:01:10Of course, a hick like you probably never heard of her.
00:01:13Just know that you can't afford to piss her off.
00:01:17Really?
00:01:18Ellen Musk is flying all the way to Atlanta just to come to some flea market.
00:01:23You don't think that she could be coming to see me?
00:01:30Coming to see you?
00:01:31All right, you know what?
00:01:32I'll play your game.
00:01:34If she does it so much as give you a glance, I'll eat dirt.
00:01:41Deal.
00:01:50Ellen Musk, get to the flea market within ten minutes.
00:01:53Or else, you're fired.
00:02:13Prepare the limo.
00:02:15Ms. Lockhart requires us immediately.
00:02:23Ah, your ten minutes is almost up.
00:02:25Good.
00:02:26Hope you don't wet your pants.
00:02:28Five, four, three, two, one.
00:02:40Ellen.
00:02:41Uh, I mean, Ms. Musk.
00:02:43Ellen.
00:02:44Uh, I mean, uh, I'm sorry that I, uh, sorry to frighten you.
00:02:49How's my boss bitch?
00:02:52Kick an ass, girlfriend.
00:02:54So how do you, like...
00:02:57She's my boss?
00:02:59Eh, I prefer business partner or best friend.
00:03:03No way.
00:03:08Well?
00:03:11No.
00:03:12No.
00:03:13No, no, I'm sorry for offending your boss.
00:03:15No, I won't do it again.
00:03:19All right, that's enough.
00:03:21We're not tyrants here.
00:03:28Sir, I found Angela Lockhart.
00:03:37You mean Angela Lockhart.
00:03:39I honor my pride.
00:03:42You made me lose one million dollars in just one game of poker.
00:03:46Who are you?
00:03:49Where is she?
00:03:51Atlanta.
00:03:52And you were right.
00:03:53It was secretly her propping up Ellen Musk.
00:03:55My clever bride.
00:03:57I will chase you to the end of the world if I have to.
00:04:04Max, prep the jet.
00:04:06I'm heading to Atlanta.
00:04:12Dr. Wilson.
00:04:13He's having Sterling's on the move.
00:04:14He's headed to Atlanta.
00:04:15Atlanta?
00:04:16The game is afoot.
00:04:18I'm going.
00:04:19Wait, Dr. Wilson.
00:04:20The Prince of Bhutan needs your medical attention.
00:04:22He can wait.
00:04:23I need to pick up my bride.
00:04:28Dr. Wilson.
00:04:35General Eisenhower reporting, sir.
00:04:38Douglas Sterling and Shane Wilson are headed to Atlanta.
00:04:41Atlanta.
00:04:43Where is that?
00:04:45Whatever.
00:04:46Prepare my warplanes.
00:04:47Those two are going after my fiancée.
00:04:49This is war.
00:05:07I've secretly allowed your husband, Jared Cooper, to win the bid on the Maple Plaza project like you asked me to.
00:05:12Thank you so much, Ellen.
00:05:14This is going to be the best anniversary gift ever.
00:05:17That project is worth billions.
00:05:19He can finally take his company public.
00:05:21But, Angela, my boss, I don't understand why you do so much for him behind the scenes without ever revealing your true identity.
00:05:32Without your backing, no offense, but he's nothing without you.
00:05:37Well, three years ago...
00:05:47You saved me.
00:06:04He saved me, and I fell in love with him instantly.
00:06:08I didn't want to reveal my true identity because I didn't want him to feel the pressure of being with a billionaire heiress.
00:06:15But now, with this contract, I feel like we'll be on more equal footing and then I can finally come out to the public.
00:06:23So that's why you have me secretly helping him.
00:06:26I'm sure he'll be moved when he finds out.
00:06:31But why work at the flea market?
00:06:33Are you disguising yourself to test him?
00:06:37Well, these exotic spices are incredibly rare and cost a fortune to find.
00:06:42Plus, I get to make the best dishes for my hubby and his mom.
00:06:46You seem happy being a housewife.
00:06:51Where the hell are you?
00:06:53Don't tell me you were selling junk at the flea market again.
00:06:56Get home, stat.
00:06:58It's a big day today.
00:07:01That was...
00:07:03My mother-in-law, Carol, she judges me because she thinks I come from a lower-class family.
00:07:09But she's going to be ecstatic tonight when I finally come out and tell her who I really am.
00:07:15You know, she even remembered our 30-year anniversary.
00:07:23Please spend more time with my son.
00:07:27Hi, I'm home.
00:07:29I have a big announcement I have to make.
00:07:31Finally, you're back. Now sign the divorce papers.
00:07:37Divorce papers?
00:07:39Is this some sort of misunderstanding, Mom?
00:07:43God, don't call me Mom again.
00:07:46We're ending that relationship.
00:07:48Just look at you. Dirt all over.
00:07:51You're selling the title of Mrs. Cooper.
00:07:54You don't deserve my son. You're way below his league.
00:07:58I'm below his league?
00:08:00That's right. You are.
00:08:02Jared is signing a $100 billion contract tomorrow with THE Ellen Musk.
00:08:09And then his company's going public.
00:08:11That's how much he's accomplished in three years.
00:08:14But you? You're still just a stinky, hippie peddler.
00:08:20Jared's like the king in the clouds. And you...
00:08:23You will always just be a pawn.
00:08:27Like dirt on our shoes.
00:08:32Dirt on your shoes?
00:08:35But Ellen Musk works for me.
00:08:38You're delusional. You will never upgrade to a queen.
00:08:42How dare you compare yourself to the real deal here.
00:08:48Resorting to lies is definitely not good enough for Jared.
00:08:52And who are you to come into my house and meddle with my family matters?
00:08:58You're nothing but a pathetic excuse for a wife.
00:09:04Jared deserves a queen like Kaylee.
00:09:07Not a lowlife dirtbag.
00:09:09Enough!
00:09:11Jared, I knew you wouldn't divorce me.
00:09:15But I am.
00:09:17Don't fight it, Angela.
00:09:20Here's $500,000. You'll never make as much as a hippie peddler selling spices.
00:09:25Now sign the papers, take your check, and leave. Don't embarrass yourself further.
00:09:32I've done so much for you these past three years.
00:09:37Did that not mean anything to you?
00:09:40Didn't expect you to be so greedy.
00:09:43Fine. Here's another $200,000.
00:09:46$500,000 is too much for her already.
00:09:49She's done nothing. Hasn't even contributed a grandchild.
00:09:55She just sells cheap grass all day.
00:09:58Is that really how much I'm worth to all of you?
00:10:02I took care of both of you these past three years.
00:10:06You think we can't just hire a maid to cook for us or something?
00:10:10And she wouldn't embarrass us with that permanent stench?
00:10:15A hippie peddler becoming the wife of a CEO? What a joke.
00:10:20If you actually love my son, you'll sign the damn divorce papers already.
00:10:25And leave!
00:10:29You really think that Jared would have gotten that Mabel Plaza bid without me?
00:10:33Let alone taking the company public?
00:10:36I did everything for you, Jared.
00:10:40Now you take credit for my son's success?
00:10:47It's all my work!
00:10:50Baby, we're going to be late for the auction if we keep letting this psycho stall us.
00:10:58You did say you would win me Princess Diana's tiara, didn't you?
00:11:03So, she's the reason for the divorce.
00:11:07She's worth more than you, Angela.
00:11:11Fine. I'll sign it.
00:11:15But don't regret it.
00:11:17Regret?
00:11:19Do you know who I am?
00:11:21Yeah, a cockroach that only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed?
00:11:25I'm Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.
00:11:29Jared winning the bid on Mabel Plaza was because of my dad.
00:11:34Because he's business partners with Elon Musk.
00:11:38It's part of the power that I have as an elite.
00:11:43You can't do shit because you're poor.
00:11:47Social stratum matters.
00:11:49Yeah, social stratum does matter.
00:11:53And the Coopers are beneath me.
00:11:56And you really think Elon Musk would come to Atlanta if it weren't for me?
00:12:01Ha! You're delusional.
00:12:04Now sign the papers and scram!
00:12:10You owe me.
00:12:12You dirty bitch. You sicken me.
00:12:17You hit me.
00:12:22Now sign the papers, take a check, and get the fuck out!
00:12:40I don't need your pity money.
00:12:42I don't need your pity money.
00:12:46We're finished.
00:12:48You don't want the money? That's your loss.
00:12:51Your check is just pennies to me.
00:12:54But I would like my ring back.
00:12:58Mom?
00:13:07Have fun on your economy flight while I catch a ride on my private helicopter out of here.
00:13:18And I'm way out of your league.
00:13:21Isn't that the Winston Blue Diamond Ring?
00:13:26It's worth tens of millions of dollars.
00:13:30Oh, it's probably just cheap glass.
00:13:33Something she found at the flea market.
00:13:36You're right. She could never afford anything so expensive.
00:13:41Congrats, Jared Boo Boo, on getting rid of that dirt bag.
00:13:47Oh, my dad says there's going to be a secret big shot financial tycoon at tomorrow's summit.
00:13:54Bigger big shot than Elon Musk?
00:13:57Yeah. And nobody's met them, but I can introduce you.
00:14:02Everything's thanks to you, babe.
00:14:17Angela, Mr. Vanderbilt, the richest man in Georgia, wants to schedule a meeting before the bidding.
00:14:23Vanderbilt?
00:14:24Yeah, he's actually CEO of one of our companies. Basically, our employee.
00:14:28Oh, okay. I'll meet him at the summit tomorrow. It's fine.
00:14:31You're still going to the summit tomorrow? But you and Jared Cooper are already divorced.
00:14:35That's exactly why I'm going.
00:14:37Angela Lockhart, I finally found you.
00:14:42You're so beautiful.
00:14:45You're so wonderful.
00:14:47Thank you so much.
00:14:49Hey, Angela.
00:14:52Aren't you beautiful?
00:14:55I'm not beautiful.
00:14:57Thanks for telling me you're beautiful.
00:14:59No, I'm beautiful.
00:15:01I'm a good person.
00:15:04I'm a good person.
00:15:05I finally found you.
00:15:07Who is he?
00:15:09That? That's Devin Sterling.
00:15:11He's number one on Forbes 30 under 30 list,
00:15:14an early investor of crypto,
00:15:16CEO of Sterling Enterprises.
00:15:18Rumor has it he's worth trillions.
00:15:20And he's...
00:15:22your fiancé.
00:15:24What? What?
00:15:26My fiancé?
00:15:28The one and only.
00:15:30So, after running away
00:15:32and leaving me single for three years,
00:15:34have you figured out
00:15:36how you're going to make it up to me yet?
00:15:38Babe?
00:15:46That tiara looks
00:15:48perfect on you.
00:15:52What is she
00:15:54doing here?
00:15:58You skank!
00:16:00My son just divorced you yesterday
00:16:02and you're already hooking up with another man?
00:16:04Divorced?
00:16:06That's right.
00:16:08So, I guess this was
00:16:10never meant to be, Mr...
00:16:12Sterling.
00:16:14Devin Sterling.
00:16:16So she has to hide her
00:16:18marital status to find another man.
00:16:20Guess she's not just a forsaken woman.
00:16:22She's also a stinky,
00:16:24penniless whore.
00:16:27How dare you
00:16:29insult my boss like that?
00:16:31Who the fuck are you,
00:16:33bitch?
00:16:35Do you know who I am?
00:16:37They don't know who you are.
00:16:39You hide it well.
00:16:41X-Team!
00:16:43Teach these fools a lesson.
00:16:47Teach these fools a lesson.
00:16:52Sir, you were kind of
00:16:54in a rush when you flew to Atlanta
00:16:56and then to New York.
00:16:58You forgot to bring the security team.
00:17:04Mind if I
00:17:06borrow your men?
00:17:08Go ahead.
00:17:12Toss these ill-mannered apes out!
00:17:14Oh, you bitch!
00:17:16I'll have my son teach you a real lesson!
00:17:24A kiss as a
00:17:26reward, my lady.
00:17:28No.
00:17:36Guest list is very distinguished.
00:17:38Tonight, you've got
00:17:40Bill Ford, Harvey Buffett,
00:17:42old money like me.
00:17:44Gentlemen, Harvey, Bill,
00:17:46this is Jared Cooper.
00:17:48Pleased to meet you all. Your families all started
00:17:50empires after the Industrial Revolution.
00:17:52What an honor.
00:17:54I heard you secured the Maple Plaza project.
00:17:56It's worth billions of dollars.
00:17:58Congrats. You'll be next.
00:18:00Thank you, but we haven't
00:18:02received the contract yet, but we deserve it.
00:18:04Oh, that's nothing. I introduced this
00:18:06kid to Ellen Musk.
00:18:08Vanderbilts and Miss Musk have always had a good relationship.
00:18:10So,
00:18:12thought I'd help the kid out, pull a few strings.
00:18:14Thank you, Mr. Vanderbilt.
00:18:16Now, we just have to impress
00:18:18Miss Musk's special guest of honor.
00:18:20Yes.
00:18:22I heard they're a very important and powerful
00:18:24guest, even wealthier
00:18:26than Ellen Musk.
00:18:28Now, if we can just secure a position
00:18:30with this big shot,
00:18:32we can feast for generations.
00:18:36I'll do my best.
00:18:42Excuse me.
00:18:44A second, gentlemen.
00:18:46What if it's the Prince of Bhutan?
00:18:50How did a hobo like you sneak in here?
00:18:52Me? A hobo?
00:18:54How did a cheating scumbag
00:18:56like you sneak in here?
00:18:58You sleep your way in?
00:19:00I told you, Angela Lockhart, don't bother stalking me.
00:19:02Nothing will come of it, and it only
00:19:04sickens me further.
00:19:06Don't flatter yourself.
00:19:10This is your ex-husband?
00:19:14What, were you blindfolded when you married him?
00:19:16Who the hell is this?
00:19:18You were cheating on me?
00:19:30Son,
00:19:32you have to avenge me and Kaylee.
00:19:34That wicked ex-wife
00:19:36of yours hired some thugs
00:19:38and a gigolo to beat us up.
00:19:40They even took Kaylee's tiara.
00:19:48You dare
00:19:50hurt my mom and Kaylee?
00:19:54Get your hands off of her!
00:20:00My lady.
00:20:18My queen.
00:20:30It's...
00:20:32It's him!
00:20:34He scammed a million dollars off me
00:20:36in a game of poker yesterday.
00:20:38Who are these peasants?
00:20:40These seats are reserved
00:20:42for thee, Ellen Musk, and her special guest.
00:20:44Oh, shut up, old man.
00:20:48You're disturbing the peace.
00:20:52Fuckers, you know who that is?
00:20:54That's Eric Vanderbilt.
00:20:56You have any idea how many generations
00:20:58of wealth he has? His ancestors
00:21:00built the railway and steamship empire
00:21:02of America. This civil war
00:21:04would not have been won without his family's involvement.
00:21:06Vanderbilt.
00:21:08The father of
00:21:10that skank, Kaylee
00:21:12Vanderbilt, who only knows
00:21:14how to crawl her way into a married man's
00:21:16bed.
00:21:18That's the Lee Vanderbilt family.
00:21:26Oh, goddammit.
00:21:28My stomach aches now.
00:21:32Whatever.
00:21:34Angela can handle herself.
00:21:36She'll be fine.
00:21:46How dare you
00:21:48call one of us low?
00:21:50I'm Harvey F. N. Buffett,
00:21:52the most important investor in the entire
00:21:54stock market.
00:21:56I can wipe you out
00:21:58with a simple pinky only.
00:22:00And I can wipe you out
00:22:02with just a strand of my hair.
00:22:04Not with me around.
00:22:06I, Bill Ford, and the entire
00:22:08Ford Auto Empire stand with these gentlemen.
00:22:10You're all just peasants
00:22:12compared to who I really am.
00:22:14You're fucking delusional, Angela.
00:22:16We've had enough of your games.
00:22:18Security!
00:22:20Break their limbs and toss them out.
00:22:22Looks like the old guard's teaming up
00:22:24against you.
00:22:26But don't worry.
00:22:28You got new money here.
00:22:30I can handle myself,
00:22:32thank you.
00:22:34Yes, my queen.
00:22:36You're all despicable.
00:22:38An insult to your family names.
00:22:40Now,
00:22:42it's my turn to rule.
00:22:44Destroy Jared Cooper.
00:22:46Cut off all business ties.
00:22:48And if you don't,
00:22:52I will take away
00:22:54all of your family's wealth
00:22:56and power.
00:22:58I knew it!
00:23:00You're here to fuck with me.
00:23:02You can't fool anyone here.
00:23:04How much money did you spend on that get-up?
00:23:06Tell me.
00:23:08How much money did you spend on that get-up?
00:23:10And to hire that gigolo to make me jealous?
00:23:12You're an orphan
00:23:14who sells hippie spices at a flea market.
00:23:16You have nothing.
00:23:18And you will always be nothing.
00:23:20She's a gold digger.
00:23:22Gold digger?
00:23:24Gigolo.
00:23:26Wanna try me for a night?
00:23:28Yeah, you're a little too pricey.
00:23:30Mr. Vanderbilt,
00:23:32we really shouldn't keep these bandits here any longer.
00:23:34They might upset Miss Ellen Musk
00:23:36and her special guest.
00:23:38Angela Lockhart is my spurned ex-wife.
00:23:40She's only here to try and ruin my bid on the Maple Plaza project.
00:23:42Oh, I'm gonna kill that sushi chef!
00:23:44Security!
00:23:50Security!
00:23:52You all don't realize
00:23:54that you actually all work for me.
00:23:56And now you're trying to throw a coup?
00:23:58You!
00:24:00Insolent fools.
00:24:02Let me guess.
00:24:04You got a special guest?
00:24:06I don't know.
00:24:08Throw them out!
00:24:10And not without some broken bones, too.
00:24:18Back to our next.
00:24:22I got this.
00:24:34Security!
00:24:50What the hell are you two doing here?
00:24:52I thought we were supposed to guard you.
00:24:54No.
00:24:56You're supposed to make sure Miss Lockhart is okay.
00:24:58Oh my god,
00:25:00we're so screwed!
00:25:04Angela!
00:25:06Don't hurt her!
00:25:08You bitch.
00:25:10I've always been sick of you.
00:25:12You just threw yourself at me.
00:25:14How dare you insult my boss like that?
00:25:16Boss?
00:25:18Did she say her boss?
00:25:20Miss Musk?
00:25:22That's Ellen Musk?
00:25:24That woman right there is Angela Lockhart.
00:25:26My boss and sole heiress to the Henry Lockhart's fortune.
00:25:28Their lineage is older than this country itself.
00:25:30I don't care.
00:25:32Her lineage is older than this country itself.
00:25:34Past the American Revolution?
00:25:36Back to the Renaissance.
00:25:38If she's your boss,
00:25:40then that means Angela Lockhart is...
00:25:42That's Lady Lockhart to you.
00:25:44She's royalty.
00:25:46And since you're all subsidiaries,
00:25:48she's your boss's boss.
00:25:50What the hell did you do?
00:25:52Kneel to me.
00:25:54Your Majesty,
00:25:56welcome to the United States.
00:25:58We've always been your loyal subjects.
00:26:00Yes, Your Highness.
00:26:02Is it a queen or prince?
00:26:04It doesn't matter.
00:26:06My queen,
00:26:08please forgive our insolence.
00:26:10We didn't mean to offend.
00:26:12What are you doing, you idiot?
00:26:14Let go of the boss lady
00:26:16and beg for forgiveness.
00:26:26What rightfully belongs to you.
00:26:30What rightfully belongs to you.
00:26:46She's a badass herself.
00:26:48He missed out on a good wife.
00:26:50You, you, you
00:26:52told me your wife was a hippie peddler.
00:26:54Turns out you were the freeloading scumbag
00:26:56this entire time.
00:26:58I don't believe their lies.
00:27:00I worked hard for everything.
00:27:02You worked for everything?
00:27:08Hi, honey.
00:27:10So, our 30th anniversary is coming up
00:27:12and I thought that maybe
00:27:14we can do something special this year.
00:27:16I can't focus on anything trivial like that.
00:27:18I have to figure out this bid
00:27:20for the Maple Plaza project
00:27:22and if I get it,
00:27:24I can take the company public.
00:27:28You were nothing
00:27:30before me.
00:27:32All your achievements,
00:27:34all your glory,
00:27:36that's all mine.
00:27:38Including the Maple Plaza contract.
00:27:40I can take
00:27:42all of that away
00:27:44just like that.
00:27:46No, you can't take that away from me.
00:27:48That's why Ellen Musk was urging us to pass on deals
00:27:50to this nobody.
00:27:52Oh, and
00:27:54this antique wedding ring,
00:27:56I forgot to tell you.
00:27:58It was Queen Victoria's and its worth is equivalent
00:28:00to more than an entire country's GDP.
00:28:08Oh, no.
00:28:10I gave you back the ring?
00:28:12I divorced a royal heiress?
00:28:14No! No, Angela, please!
00:28:16No! No, please take me back, baby!
00:28:18I still love you!
00:28:20Oh, man,
00:28:22it looks like they've started the party without us.
00:28:24No one's allowed to start a fight
00:28:26without Cole Eisenhower!
00:28:34God, these two again.
00:28:36Did he say...
00:28:38Is he Cole Eisenhower?
00:28:40President Eisenhower's descendant.
00:28:42After General Eisenhower won World War II,
00:28:44each of his descendants have all gone on
00:28:46to become five-star generals,
00:28:48the highest rank in the nation's military.
00:28:50Bloody buffoons know your history.
00:28:52Sorry I'm late, babe.
00:28:54I got lost trying to find Atlanta,
00:28:56then lost again on my way back to New York.
00:29:02And that there is,
00:29:04that is the legendary boy genius,
00:29:06Dr. Wilson.
00:29:08He's Dr. House's protege.
00:29:10Dr. House? I thought that was just a TV show.
00:29:12Oh, no, that's based on a real figure.
00:29:14Yep, that's me,
00:29:16Dr. House.
00:29:18Dr. House? He's practically my uncle.
00:29:20I correctly diagnosed the Pope before him
00:29:22when I was just 12 years old.
00:29:24So he's been off carrying himself a waterfall
00:29:26somewhere in the Netherlands for the last 15 years.
00:29:28And I'm late
00:29:30because I ran out of gum
00:29:32and had to make a pit stop.
00:29:36Hey, Ellen.
00:29:38Who are these weirdos,
00:29:40and why are they here?
00:29:42Uh, they're all your fiancées.
00:29:44What?
00:29:46Fiancés?
00:29:48Plural?
00:29:50Fiancés? Plural?
00:29:52Watch it, nerds.
00:29:54I'm her fiancé.
00:29:56No, I'm her fiancé.
00:29:58You can both shut up. I'm her fiancé.
00:30:00It's you. It's me.
00:30:02Who the hell is he?
00:30:04I'm Spider-Man.
00:30:06How are all three of these men
00:30:08my fiancés?
00:30:10Uh, your father had arranged
00:30:12engagements years ago, but I didn't tell you
00:30:14because you decided to marry Jared Cooper at the time.
00:30:16She has
00:30:18three badass fiancés
00:30:20and she marries his dumb ass.
00:30:24Whatever.
00:30:26Since you're all here,
00:30:28help me finish him.
00:30:30Since you're all here,
00:30:32help me finish him.
00:30:36At your service.
00:30:38Me too.
00:30:40Oh!
00:30:42One down, two more to go.
00:30:44She's become queen.
00:30:46Bishop to G4.
00:30:50Ow! Ow!
00:30:52Ow! What is that?
00:30:54The most German fest
00:30:56and water in the Nile River.
00:30:58Ah!
00:31:00Rook to
00:31:02A8.
00:31:06Hello?
00:31:10I thought I was king.
00:31:12No, you wish. The king doesn't
00:31:14do anything, so
00:31:16Alan can be my king.
00:31:18Oh, fine.
00:31:22Bankrupt to four. It's right this second.
00:31:28I...
00:31:30I've been bankrupt!
00:31:32No!
00:31:34Who is this?
00:31:40I've been bankrupt!
00:31:42No!
00:31:44I told you I would remove all of you
00:31:46from status and power if you didn't cooperate.
00:31:48Well, guess what? Game over.
00:31:50All right, boys.
00:31:52Let's figure out this four-way engagement.
00:31:54Oh, that's serious business.
00:31:56I'm right with you.
00:31:58Wait for me.
00:32:00Nobody beats me to the finish line.
00:32:10Angela!
00:32:14You already have three
00:32:16fiancés? You can't accuse
00:32:18me of cheating. I
00:32:20want compensation.
00:32:24You greedy SOB.
00:32:26Who the fuck is that?
00:32:28My ex-husband.
00:32:30Wait, you were married?
00:32:32Yeah, and if that's a problem for you,
00:32:34then you can totally back out of this engagement.
00:32:36More for me?
00:32:38No, it's not. Just...
00:32:40Do you want me to check your eyes for you?
00:32:42Don't steal my joke.
00:32:44I can make him disappear without a trace.
00:32:46All evidence of your past with him will be gone.
00:32:48What?
00:32:50Is there something on my face?
00:32:52Yeah, murderous intent.
00:32:54Let's remarry.
00:32:56Let's remarry.
00:32:58You still don't realize
00:33:00I only fell in love with you
00:33:02because you saved me from drowning
00:33:04three years ago.
00:33:08...
00:33:10...
00:33:12...
00:33:14...
00:33:16...
00:33:18...
00:33:20...
00:33:22...
00:33:24...
00:33:26...
00:33:28...
00:33:30Sir, it's an emergency.
00:33:32We need to wreck right away.
00:33:34Nicole Eisenhower and Shane Wilson
00:33:36are causing mayhem at the company warehouse.
00:33:38Okay, I'm on my way.
00:33:42She should be okay now.
00:33:46Hey, you!
00:33:48Watch over here.
00:33:50I'll be right back.
00:33:54...
00:33:56...
00:33:58...
00:34:00You saved me.
00:34:02...
00:34:04...
00:34:06...
00:34:08...
00:34:10...
00:34:24...
00:34:26...
00:34:28...
00:34:30...
00:34:32but if you're not going to give your ex-husband the Maple Plaza project...
00:34:37How about us three?
00:34:38Yes. Unlike that scumbag, we won't turn on you.
00:34:40Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:34:42Yeah, no. You're all fired for trying to throw a coup.
00:34:45But...
00:34:47This is your fault, you doofus!
00:34:48We never should have believed your bullshit!
00:34:50No! No!
00:34:53We can't lose our positions with Elon Musk in the lock-on.
00:34:58Our family!
00:35:00I'll get you for this!
00:35:02We never should have listened to you!
00:35:09I'm ruined because of you!
00:35:25So, what's the situation here?
00:35:27I want to marry you!
00:35:33I want to marry you!
00:35:35Listen.
00:35:37I only met you guys a few hours ago,
00:35:39and I'm not interested in flash marriages.
00:35:42But...
00:35:43What if I told you
00:35:45that we've known each other for much longer
00:35:47than just a few hours?
00:35:49Much longer.
00:35:53Angela?
00:35:55Your parents would like to have a video call with...
00:35:57Angela?
00:35:59Angela?
00:36:01A video call with all of you?
00:36:06My lovely princess, how are you?
00:36:09Look, your mother and I are in Italy!
00:36:11The views here are absolutely stunning!
00:36:14Perfect for a wedding, wouldn't you say?
00:36:16I heard you finally divorced that good-for-nothing,
00:36:20blood-sucking, freeloader husband of yours.
00:36:24Can't call his name, but...
00:36:26Anyway, congratulations!
00:36:29I've selected three prime young men
00:36:31for you to choose from
00:36:33to replace him.
00:36:35You must pick one of them to marry.
00:36:37Otherwise...
00:36:39Let me do it.
00:36:41You must choose one of them in seven days.
00:36:43Otherwise...
00:36:45We'll kill ourselves.
00:36:47Mom!
00:36:49Alright, honey, that's it.
00:36:51Bye!
00:36:56So, who are you going to choose?
00:36:59Well...
00:37:01What if I want all three of you?
00:37:05Well...
00:37:07What if I want all three of you?
00:37:10That seems greedy.
00:37:17But...
00:37:19I can always remove the other two options.
00:37:22Hey!
00:37:24I may be a doctor, but I can take lives too.
00:37:26I know and have access.
00:37:28To all the deadliest poisons in the world.
00:37:30Well, okay.
00:37:32No murder, please.
00:37:34I was just kidding.
00:37:36You have seven days to win her over.
00:37:40It's like The Bachelorette.
00:37:42I know.
00:37:44We'll start with challenge one.
00:37:47Welcome to the show,
00:37:49The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
00:37:51Today, we have our first challenge.
00:37:53What is all of this, Ellen?
00:37:55You'll see.
00:38:05Oh my god!
00:38:07Cockroaches!
00:38:09All women are afraid of cockroaches.
00:38:11And it is every man's job to save their beloved woman
00:38:13And it is every man's job to save their beloved woman
00:38:15From this monstrosity of a creature.
00:38:17What will our three candidates do
00:38:19To prove their undying love
00:38:22For our single,
00:38:24But screaming her head off heiress?
00:38:34Looks like one of our contestants
00:38:36Has already called it quits.
00:38:38It's up to the final two.
00:38:52Crunchy.
00:38:54That is sick cold.
00:38:56Hey, when you're stranded in the middle of the battlefield
00:38:58You'll be glad to see one of these around.
00:39:02There are two more left.
00:39:04Want to try one?
00:39:06Oh my god, no!
00:39:08Oh my god, save me!
00:39:10Save you? You're going to save me!
00:39:12Oh my god, no!
00:39:14Oh my god, no!
00:39:16Oh my god, no!
00:39:18Oh my god, no!
00:39:20Save me!
00:39:22I'm a germophobic doctor.
00:39:24These hands can't get germs on them.
00:39:26They're for surgery and saving lives.
00:39:44Thank god you're here.
00:39:47Are you alright, honey?
00:39:49Angela!
00:39:53Alright, you won the first challenge
00:39:55So your reward
00:39:57You get to watch over her for the night.
00:39:59Just don't cross the line
00:40:01If you know what I mean.
00:40:03I'm not her scumbag husband.
00:40:05You have nothing to worry about.
00:40:11Honestly, even if you guys fuck
00:40:13It's not like it's against the rules or anything.
00:40:15That girl can get some.
00:40:17I bet her husband has a small dick anyway.
00:40:21The cockroaches!
00:40:23They're gone.
00:40:25There's nothing in this room except you and me, okay?
00:40:27I'm going to kill Ellen
00:40:29When I see her tomorrow.
00:40:33I need a drink.
00:40:35Whoa, easy!
00:40:37You're on an empty stomach.
00:40:39Why do you care?
00:40:41I'm trying to drink away your sorrows, Angela.
00:40:47You guys were right.
00:40:49I was blind for marrying that asshole.
00:40:51You know?
00:40:53I wasted three whole years
00:40:55Of my life with him.
00:40:57And I'm still blind.
00:40:59And I'm still blind.
00:41:01And I'm still blind.
00:41:04I wasted three whole years
00:41:06Of my life with him.
00:41:08He never even loved me
00:41:10And I gave up my entire career for him.
00:41:16Do you really think that you would still be number one
00:41:18On the Forbes 30 under 30 list if I was around?
00:41:24You may not be number one on Forbes list
00:41:26But you know what your number one is?
00:41:28What?
00:41:31You're number one here.
00:41:38You know, we've known each other kind of a long time.
00:41:41Lies.
00:41:44You all just want something from me.
00:41:52Angela, I know it's hard to trust again.
00:41:57But I assure you, I don't care what family you're from.
00:42:03I'm the richest man in the nation.
00:42:05I don't need your power, your status, your wealth, your connections.
00:42:12I just need you.
00:42:16I'll prove my love to you within six days, I promise.
00:42:27Screw the contest. I just want love.
00:42:32Angela, you're drunk.
00:42:36I'm an adult. Can't a girl just get what she wants?
00:42:40Okay.
00:42:45But love and sex aren't exactly the same thing.
00:42:49Well, they're not mutually exclusive either.
00:42:53Mutually exclusive either.
00:43:03If this is what you want.
00:43:24Nine-inch penis.
00:43:26Morning to you too.
00:43:29You sure you were drunk last night? You wouldn't...
00:43:31A girl remembers when she's had a nine-inch penis inside of her.
00:43:37Well, glad you enjoyed it.
00:43:40But don't tell Shane or Cole.
00:43:43Because then they would...
00:43:45Say that you were being unfair?
00:43:47No.
00:43:50Because then they would...
00:43:52Say that you were being unfair?
00:43:54Technically, us having sex doesn't break any rules.
00:43:57I won the first challenge.
00:43:59And according to Ellen, my prize was to spend the night with you anyways.
00:44:04Don't make this any harder than it already is.
00:44:10You sure you don't want it pretty hard?
00:44:14Stop.
00:44:17Fine, fine, fine.
00:44:21I won't tell.
00:44:24But only on one condition.
00:44:27I won't tell.
00:44:30But only on one condition.
00:44:32You have to go out on a date with me.
00:44:35Fine.
00:44:40I've had a crush on you since college, Angela.
00:44:43You never noticed me.
00:44:47Oh, uh...
00:44:49You should get dressed and get out of here before anyone sees you.
00:44:54It's only 7 a.m. She's still sleeping.
00:44:57I'm not sleeping alone.
00:44:58Yeah, I'm not letting my fiancé be alone with another man for another second.
00:45:04Morning, gentlemen.
00:45:05Oh, or shall I say ruffmen?
00:45:08Oh, don't mind him.
00:45:10What's up, guys?
00:45:12We're ready for the second challenge.
00:45:14No cockroaches this time.
00:45:16Yes, no more terrifying things. That was my bad, Angela.
00:45:19This better be a good challenge, Ellen.
00:45:22I'm sure you'll all enjoy this one.
00:45:24The second challenge is...
00:45:26The second challenge is...
00:45:28A date.
00:45:29Lane, I should have asked for something else.
00:45:31A date?
00:45:33That's it.
00:45:34What's the catch?
00:45:35No catch.
00:45:36Just who Ms. Lockhart enjoys spending her time with the most.
00:45:39As simple as that.
00:45:40I know what I want to do. Let's start with me first.
00:45:42Okay, who pulls up first? Then...
00:45:44Me.
00:45:45Save the best for last.
00:45:47Ain't that right, Angela?
00:45:49Then it's decided.
00:45:53Please don't take my BMW away.
00:45:57Too bad. You pissed off the Lockharts.
00:46:00I have nothing left.
00:46:04It's that bitch who ruined me.
00:46:09It's that bitch who ruined me.
00:46:19You know Eisenhower, sir?
00:46:21At ease, Lieutenant.
00:46:22This is my lieutenant. He also manages this boxing gym.
00:46:25Perfect.
00:46:26I'm going to beat the shit out of him.
00:46:28I'm going to beat the shit out of him.
00:46:30I'm going to beat the shit out of him.
00:46:32This is my lieutenant. He also manages this boxing gym.
00:46:34Pleasure to meet you Madam Eisenhower.
00:46:36You look so serious. But, hang on...
00:46:39Lieutenant, I don't know who I'm going to marry yet.
00:46:42Baby, I decided to take you here on our first date so that I can introduce you to my guns.
00:46:46Guns, like murder weapons?
00:46:49Yes, murder weapons.
00:47:02I like my guns, babe.
00:47:12Pretty rock hard.
00:47:14Yeah.
00:47:15Let me show you what I can do with them.
00:47:18Lieutenant!
00:47:19Come close!
00:47:20Wait!
00:47:21You're just gonna hit him like that?
00:47:23He's not even gonna fight back?
00:47:24Fighting back would be treason, ma'am!
00:47:26Treason?
00:47:27You guys are way too serious.
00:47:30Look, you rock hard bitch!
00:47:31I caught you!
00:47:32If I'm going down, you're all going down with me!
00:47:35Lieutenant!
00:47:36Pinscher attack!
00:47:46Ah!
00:47:49You dare try to hurt my wife?
00:47:54I will make you pay!
00:47:57If you don't need to keep beating him up, we could just take him to the cops.
00:48:00Not when he tries to hurt you!
00:48:08Zoe's a bit violent.
00:48:10Some might call it being protective.
00:48:12Poor anger issues.
00:48:14What if we get married and I forget to use a coaster on an antique table or something?
00:48:18Is he gonna be, like, rough?
00:48:21Hey, some girls are into that.
00:48:24I don't know if I am.
00:48:27Well, maybe shame will be your type.
00:48:32Your date with Shane starts now.
00:48:37Hey.
00:48:39Hey.
00:48:40Cool ride.
00:48:42A gift from the Chancellor of Germany when I saved his wife.
00:48:45Impressive.
00:48:49Your breath smells like peppermint.
00:48:52Refreshing.
00:48:54I got cool mint, too.
00:48:56Or do you prefer spearmint?
00:48:59What do you not have in this coat of yours?
00:49:02Fruit flavored gum.
00:49:03I can't stand those.
00:49:05So, where are you taking me to?
00:49:07Let me show you.
00:49:15Dr. Wilson!
00:49:17Our VIP of VIPs!
00:49:19Right this way.
00:49:20VIP of VIPs?
00:49:22Ah, just some other guy I saved.
00:49:24I forget who.
00:49:25You saved a lot of people.
00:49:27I do what I can.
00:49:30Oh, my gosh.
00:49:32It's my gold-digging neighbor who just got dumped by her husband.
00:49:36Sandra Miller, what are you doing here?
00:49:38I just thought this was for the VIP of VIPs.
00:49:41Your mother-in-law told me all about the divorce and how you hired some gigolo to beat her and Kaley Vanderbilt up.
00:49:49Hello, of you.
00:49:51What are you doing here, Sandra?
00:49:53Of course your bird brain wouldn't remember.
00:49:55I sell high-fashion jewelry pieces so high-end, you couldn't even afford even a few soldier organs.
00:50:01The auction begins.
00:50:03I'll deal with you later.
00:50:06Here, I'll just be on your side.
00:50:13Cameron, I have a task for you.
00:50:18Our next piece is absolutely extraordinary.
00:50:21Cleopatra's armband, sold by our vendor, Sandra Miller, for five million dollars.
00:50:30Excuse me.
00:50:32I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:50:34It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:50:37I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:50:39It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:50:41What are you doing?
00:50:43Just watch.
00:50:45Come on.
00:50:50That is Queen Victoria's ring?
00:50:52Please, I'm an expert and that's a fake.
00:50:55She probably got it at the flea market she works at.
00:50:58You work at a flea market?
00:51:00Not this again.
00:51:01Cut the bullshit, that wouldn't even sell for five dollars.
00:51:04Oh yeah?
00:51:05Here, you want it?
00:51:06For free.
00:51:07Ew, I don't want that trash from a stinky hippie peddler.
00:51:12Well, that's too bad then, because you are the fraud.
00:51:17What are you talking about?
00:51:19Who the hell are you to accuse me?
00:51:21Throw them out.
00:51:23Dr. Wilson, I know you're a legend in medicine, but we're professionals.
00:51:28Oh yeah?
00:51:29And that armband sells for five million dollars?
00:51:33Yeah, mine is the real thing.
00:51:35You two are just upset because you're too poor to afford our luxury items.
00:51:40Why is that so?
00:51:41What if a so-called expert failed to recognize Queen Victoria's ring then?
00:51:45Dear Lord, this is real.
00:51:50It's authentic.
00:51:52It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:51:57Karen, what have you found?
00:51:59Yeah, that picture of Cleopatra's armband you sent me?
00:52:02It's a replica.
00:52:05They have the same one right here at the flea market.
00:52:08So, you are the fraud.
00:52:13You just went to the flea market so you can buy some fakes.
00:52:16And Cameron, how much are these fakes being sold for?
00:52:19One fifty.
00:52:21Wow, not even five dollars.
00:52:24Sandra.
00:52:25You've been duping us the whole time?
00:52:28Arrest her!
00:52:30No!
00:52:31Please, even just this one time!
00:52:33Please!
00:52:34What's going on, Dr. Wilson?
00:52:37Investigating lead poisoning from cheap jewelry for the Emperor of Japan. Bye.
00:52:41Black Callista from the jewelry industry forever.
00:52:52I had a really great time tonight.
00:52:55Me too.
00:52:56May I have a kiss?
00:53:08Hey.
00:53:10Something wrong?
00:53:12Do you always have gum in your mouth?
00:53:20Yep, you never have to worry about stinky breath from me.
00:53:25You owe us a bunch of money, Cooper.
00:53:30I don't have any money.
00:53:32How did you pay for this hotel, then?
00:53:35I guess you'll only pay up if I break your other leg.
00:53:42Stop!
00:53:45I guess you'll only pay up if I break your other leg.
00:53:51Stop!
00:53:56Mr. Vanderbilt.
00:53:59Mr. Buffett.
00:54:04This is the contract for the Maple Plaza project.
00:54:07That's right. Miss Musk wanted me to give it to you.
00:54:10I knew Angela was still in love with me.
00:54:14No, no. Sorry about those injuries from earlier.
00:54:17It was all just a little misunderstanding.
00:54:20Yeah, we could be partners again.
00:54:23And then maybe you can tell Lady Lockhart to put in a good word for us?
00:54:28Angela still loves me. She's just throwing a fit.
00:54:31She'll be back to me soon enough.
00:54:33Yeah, do you need any help winning her back?
00:54:35We can give you jewelry to give to her.
00:54:38I was just sucking up to these pricks a few days ago.
00:54:41I was just sucking up to these pricks a few days ago.
00:54:44And now they're all begging me to help them out.
00:54:46It feels so damn good to be in power.
00:54:50Sure. I'll put in a good word for you.
00:54:53I just need...
00:54:54Anything. You tell us, we'll give you anything.
00:54:57Once I take everything from these idiots,
00:55:00I'll go after Angela Lockhart for my revenge.
00:55:06I'm giving the contract to Jared Cooper, just like you asked me to.
00:55:10Well done. He'll be fucked soon.
00:55:14Well done. He'll be fucked soon.
00:55:16I don't get it, Ms. Musk.
00:55:18That contract has a preliminary clause.
00:55:20It requires him to pay 50% of the costs up front as a deposit.
00:55:23And if he can't, then what?
00:55:25He'll be bankrupt.
00:55:27So as long as he's greedy, I have to take it.
00:55:30I'm avenging my brother.
00:55:33I'm avenging my best friend.
00:55:36I want to show the world that without Angela Lockhart, he's nothing.
00:55:45I signed the Maple Plaza project.
00:55:48We should celebrate.
00:55:50You did?
00:55:51You see, I know my son has it in him.
00:55:54That skank Angela is nothing next to you.
00:55:57And it's all thanks to you, sweetheart.
00:56:00Actually, it's thanks to Angela.
00:56:05What?
00:56:07You're trying to ditch me to go back to your wife?
00:56:10Oh, no, no, no, no. He's not.
00:56:12Jared, what are you doing?
00:56:14You have such a beautiful and bright future ahead of you.
00:56:17It's my decision, Mom.
00:56:19I'm the head of the house here.
00:56:21I'm telling my dad.
00:56:23Fine. Go right ahead. He has enough problems himself.
00:56:26If you're obedient, I'll keep you around as his side piece.
00:56:29If not, you can scram.
00:56:31Dad, Jared is being mean to me.
00:56:35Teach him a lesson.
00:56:36Kaylee, be a good girl, okay?
00:56:38Jared has the backing of some very powerful people now.
00:56:42Don't get on his bad side.
00:56:44We can't afford to piss him off.
00:56:46So do as he says.
00:56:48But, Dad...
00:56:56I'm sorry.
00:56:58I'll be your side piece.
00:57:00Very good. I'm happy you've come around.
00:57:02Now, let's go celebrate.
00:57:07I mean, do I really want to be with Mr. Minty Mouth forever, though?
00:57:11But that tongue action, though...
00:57:14Tongue is important in more than just one spot.
00:57:16Erin, we aren't in public.
00:57:18It's true.
00:57:19Oh! Stomach ache.
00:57:21Again?
00:57:22I have to run to the bathroom.
00:57:24Devin should be here to pick you up soon.
00:57:27Devin's late.
00:57:29Not a good sign for a date.
00:57:33This hotel restaurant has five Michelin stars.
00:57:38It's her!
00:57:39And she's alone.
00:57:40With no one to save her.
00:57:44You whore.
00:57:45You seduced my son so he'd get back with you.
00:57:51Let me tell you.
00:57:53I would never go back even if your entire family got down on their knees and begged me.
00:58:00Hey, you guys can fight all you want, but you need to take this somewhere else.
00:58:04Whoever gets rid of her for me gets all this!
00:58:07Why do I have to leave? She's the one starting shit!
00:58:10Because I have money and you don't.
00:58:13You're just a stinky, hippie peddler.
00:58:15And my son just signed a $100 billion contract!
00:58:19He still got the contract?
00:58:21Hmm.
00:58:22Must be Ellen's doing.
00:58:24Even if he does sign it, he doesn't have the liquidity to pay the deposit up front.
00:58:28Oh, he's just gonna...
00:58:30Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
00:58:34Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
00:58:39You take my charity and toss it in my face as if it's your own.
00:58:44My maid wouldn't even pick up such a pitiful amount.
00:58:47$1,000 to take her away.
00:58:50$2,000 to drag her away.
00:58:53$5,000 to beat her away.
00:58:59Oh! Oh! Hey! Hey!
00:59:01Ow! Hey!
00:59:02Stop!
00:59:05You okay? Are you hurt?
00:59:11Weakling.
00:59:12You! You! Just a few days ago, you found yourself a boy toy right after getting divorced.
00:59:18And now you have two more?
00:59:20What a whore.
00:59:21What a whore.
00:59:22Yeah. And Jared wanted to get back with her?
00:59:25What if she has an STD?
00:59:27Oh, like sleeping with a married man wouldn't give you an STD!
00:59:31Let's go. We'll expose her to Jared!
00:59:35Hang on.
00:59:37What do you want?
00:59:38I'll scream!
00:59:40I don't hit women.
00:59:41But I never said I don't kill women.
00:59:44But I never said I don't kill women.
00:59:46I said I don't kill women.
00:59:48Oh God. He is a murderer.
00:59:51What if he murders me?
00:59:53Not him. Definitely not him.
00:59:59We're not afraid of you.
01:00:01That's enough. This isn't a war zone.
01:00:03You'll be removed from being a five-star general if you hurt a civilian without adequate cause.
01:00:08I was just messing with him.
01:00:10Was he though?
01:00:12Was he though?
01:00:13We're not afraid of you.
01:00:15Jared! You have to avenge us.
01:00:18Look at this slut. She's found two more boy toys.
01:00:21She's cheating on you. Don't get back with her.
01:00:23Oh, Mr. Cooper, it's you.
01:00:25I apologize for this scene.
01:00:27I'll toss out the potty crashes immediately so that you can go to your salvation banquet.
01:00:31Who did you say you were going to toss out?
01:00:33Who did you say you were going to toss out?
01:00:35The potty crashes.
01:00:39You have any idea who that is?
01:00:41That's my wife.
01:00:43We saved that title for the real skank over there.
01:00:46That's right. Know your place.
01:00:48Shut up.
01:00:49She's cheating on you.
01:00:53Know your place. You're just a side piece.
01:00:55If I still want you, that is.
01:00:57Eric, have you gone mad?
01:00:59This is Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.
01:01:01You slap her for this whore?
01:01:03Mom!
01:01:04They really think they're something, huh?
01:01:06Angela's an heiress to a family whose wealth and status goes back to the Victorian age.
01:01:10She's richer even than Ellen Musk.
01:01:13I only got the Maple Closet Project because she gave it to me.
01:01:17What?
01:01:19You apologize right now or I will kick you and your father to the curb.
01:01:29I'm sorry.
01:01:31No.
01:01:33This can't be.
01:01:35I made you divorce...
01:01:38Go home.
01:01:40You're not suited to come with me to my celebration banquet.
01:01:48I apologize on behalf of my mother.
01:01:51Honey, I know you came here to celebrate my achievements.
01:01:55I promise no one will bother you anymore.
01:01:58I didn't come here for you.
01:02:01I'm on a date.
01:02:03A date with two men at the same time?
01:02:06She really is a whore.
01:02:08Angela, please forgive me.
01:02:10I really do love you.
01:02:13Oh-ho! Lady Lockhart is here!
01:02:17Oh-ho! Lady Lockhart is here!
01:02:22Yeah, we already know you beat Ford's ass.
01:02:25We're too old for that.
01:02:27They're here for my celebration banquet.
01:02:29Please, you gave me the contract so if anyone should go as my guest of honor, it should be you.
01:02:35Oh, yes, please, Miss Lockhart, join us.
01:02:38We'll all be one happy business family again.
01:02:41What the hell are you all doing here?
01:02:44Where were you?
01:02:46Stomach issues.
01:02:48Again? Would you like my diagnosis?
01:02:50No.
01:02:52Let me make myself clear, okay?
01:02:56I would rather die than be with you again.
01:03:00Seems that they're not actually on good terms.
01:03:04I can't lose face in front of these pricks.
01:03:06Otherwise, they'll cut me off, too.
01:03:08Angela, I know you're still mad, but please give me a chance. I'll prove it to you.
01:03:12You want a chance?
01:03:14Angela, no. You have three great guys here who all want to marry you.
01:03:18Don't take him back.
01:03:20I'll give you two choices.
01:03:24I'll give you two choices.
01:03:28Me or the contract.
01:03:31You're kidding me.
01:03:33I'm not kidding you.
01:03:35If you choose me, we can remarry this week.
01:03:39But you don't get the $100 billion contract.
01:03:43The choice is all yours.
01:03:45That's a choice.
01:03:47You think so? He either marries a royal heiress or gets a contract that takes his company to the moon.
01:03:52Either way, he benefits.
01:03:54Why can't I have both?
01:03:56You really are a greedy bastard.
01:03:59Angela, I saved you in the pool, remember? I deserve the contract.
01:04:03Did you really?
01:04:08Look who's fashionably late now.
01:04:11He didn't save her at the pool.
01:04:13Wait, what are you talking about?
01:04:16I choose the contract.
01:04:19I knew it. You'll get what's coming to you.
01:04:23With this contract, my company's earning potential is limitless.
01:04:27Angela Lockhart, you humiliated me in front of everyone.
01:04:30I will get you one day.
01:04:32Let me show you something.
01:04:45You saved me.
01:04:51You saved me.
01:04:53I'm sorry.
01:04:55If his lies led to you wasting three years of your life,
01:05:00but I promise you,
01:05:02I'm going to make it up to you with the rest of our lives.
01:05:05No, no, I wasn't lying.
01:05:07I just couldn't, can't remember exactly what happened that day.
01:05:18Does that mean we both each saved her once?
01:05:22What? Me?
01:05:24And Dr. Wilson, losing out to saving people?
01:05:27No way.
01:05:28You guys, one of you, do something life-threatening right now.
01:05:32You're crazy.
01:05:34And actually, they've all been doing horrible shit behind your back.
01:05:39What?
01:05:42Mr. Sterling had me investigate their company's dealings.
01:05:45Turns out they've been fudging the numbers on your shared accounts and contracts.
01:05:49Put it simply, they've been stealing from you.
01:05:52I can't believe I didn't realize.
01:05:55Ms. Lockhart, I'm so sorry.
01:05:57I should have had third-party accountants check thoroughly.
01:06:00No, it's not your fault. They're just too slick.
01:06:03You like me to punish them for...
01:06:05Oh God, no. Not that again. Please.
01:06:08Max, you know what to do.
01:06:23The banks have pulled all of our funds.
01:06:26All business ties have been severed.
01:06:28We're bankrupt!
01:06:34How did you do that?
01:06:36Who are you? And don't say Spider-Man!
01:06:41I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:44I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:48I am...
01:06:50Crypto-punk number two.
01:06:52What did he say he was?
01:06:54That's more bizarre than Spider-Man.
01:06:56You're Crypto-punk number two?
01:06:59Well, I'm Crypto-punk number one.
01:07:02See? You are number one at something.
01:07:04The most expensive NFT collection in the world.
01:07:07Forget Forbes' list.
01:07:09It's all about young money now.
01:07:11So, how about our date?
01:07:20I'm not letting them one-up me on this one.
01:07:22I'll spy too.
01:07:36They forgot to cancel my contract.
01:07:39I still have the 100 billion dollar project.
01:07:43Yes! I'm rich!
01:07:46They'll make them all pay soon!
01:07:51What?
01:07:53Mr. Cooper, sir.
01:07:55The Maple Plaza contract requires us
01:07:57to provide 50% of the costs up front.
01:07:59Otherwise, it's a breach of contract
01:08:01and we'll have to pay for all financial repercussions.
01:08:04No!
01:08:06I'm bankrupt!
01:08:08I need to go to the law court.
01:08:10You tricked me!
01:08:16Oh, not me.
01:08:21I'm sorry I was late, my queen.
01:08:23Had to get some very important materials
01:08:26for our special date.
01:08:29Well, cheers.
01:08:31Cheers.
01:08:41This looks good.
01:08:47Did you use my spices?
01:08:50I know your ex-in-law has never appreciated you.
01:08:55You can have all the money and power in the world
01:08:57and you still can't force a man to love you.
01:09:02Couldn't even remember our anniversary.
01:09:08Angela.
01:09:10Your future with me?
01:09:14It's gonna be different.
01:09:16Come on.
01:09:18Let's dance.
01:09:37Wow.
01:09:39Devon, I can't believe this is what I've been missing out on
01:09:42these past few years
01:09:44just because of some silly mistake.
01:09:48I've known and loved you for three whole years.
01:09:51Actually, I've also loved you for three years.
01:09:55That's right.
01:09:57I fell in love with you three years ago, too.
01:09:59How is all of this possible?
01:10:02I didn't meet any of you until recently.
01:10:05Well, actually, maybe Devon, but...
01:10:09I've had a crush on you since college.
01:10:12You were my motivation to go to business school.
01:10:16Despite who you were,
01:10:18you never judged me for being poor.
01:10:23Are you trying to get hired at Fortune 500
01:10:27in a suit like that?
01:10:31All you do is babble on and on
01:10:33about Internet money, Bitcoin, and shit like that.
01:10:38Are you trying to steal my spot?
01:10:42I'll teach you a lesson.
01:10:45Hey! Get away from me!
01:10:47Angela!
01:10:50Fancy girl. I like her.
01:11:03How is he?
01:11:04It's a rare poison made from a mixture of dried roots
01:11:07found in Africa.
01:11:08Oshaga saltifu.
01:11:10Can it be cured?
01:11:12I actually think I know that poison.
01:11:14It sounds really scary, but its cure can actually be found
01:11:16in any developed country.
01:11:18Household salt.
01:11:26I like her.
01:11:29There you go.
01:11:31What time is it?
01:11:34Oh, shoot. I'm late for swim practice.
01:11:41I like her.
01:11:43We have been rivals ever since.
01:11:45So that's how I...
01:11:48well, we all met.
01:11:51I barely remember.
01:11:53I should have never let you go to swim practice that day.
01:11:56Matthew Richards, the guy who poisoned me,
01:11:59attacked you out of revenge.
01:12:01You wouldn't have known.
01:12:02I did hear he dropped out and became a loan shark, though.
01:12:04If that makes you feel any better.
01:12:06Yeah, I think that suits him a little better.
01:12:09Angela, your seven days is almost up.
01:12:12Now that you know they all loved and fought for you
01:12:14for three years,
01:12:16who will you pick?
01:12:22How can that be?
01:12:24Angela Lockhart is an heiress?
01:12:31Kaylee, we've gone bankrupt.
01:12:34Bankrupt?
01:12:36The Vanderbilts?
01:12:38The Vanderbilts have gone bankrupt?
01:12:41Well then, get out of here!
01:12:44You can't do this to me!
01:12:48Jared!
01:12:49Mom, it's me.
01:12:50What happened?
01:12:52Jared, I have carefully reconsidered.
01:12:55Angela is way better than this dimwit.
01:12:57You should get back with your wife.
01:12:59We're bankrupt.
01:13:01What?
01:13:05Jared Cooper.
01:13:08We're here to propose your belongings.
01:13:12No one is going to save you now.
01:13:14What?
01:13:19What kind of an asshole throws his own mother to the dogs?
01:13:25Who will you pick?
01:13:29I...
01:13:35I brought you fried chicken.
01:13:37Hey, not all girls like sushi and caviar.
01:13:40Yeah, he's right.
01:13:41I did live in Atlanta for three months.
01:13:43Sucking up last minute!
01:13:45At least I don't speak like an AI robot.
01:13:47Hey, stop. Stop.
01:13:51Welcome back to The Bachelorette.
01:13:53I mean, the three badasses who want me.
01:13:57I mean, Angela Lockhart...
01:14:00You know what I mean.
01:14:01Today, our heiress bachelorette will choose
01:14:05which one of our three badasses will she marry.
01:14:09Will it be Shane, the doctor?
01:14:13Cole, the general?
01:14:17Or Devin, the CEO?
01:14:22Uh, looks like our bachelorette may need a little more time to decide.
01:14:26Oh, the suspense is killing me.
01:14:29But when she does,
01:14:31she will take this eternal rose made from glass imported from Venice
01:14:35and give it to our winner, Angela.
01:14:41Angela.
01:14:42Oh, I, uh...
01:14:46I need more time to think.
01:14:51Uh, while our bachelorette takes a little time to decide,
01:14:55why don't we check in with each of our candidates?
01:14:58Let's check in with each of our candidates.
01:15:01Let's start with Cole.
01:15:03Cole.
01:15:07There's not much to say.
01:15:09Who wouldn't want a five-star general
01:15:11who has huge biceps,
01:15:14a massive chest,
01:15:16who would protect their wife?
01:15:20Okay, thank you.
01:15:22Uh, Shane?
01:15:26Muscles, money,
01:15:28they won't get you so far.
01:15:30But you need a well-balanced man like me
01:15:32that has more than one way to keep a lady happy,
01:15:35if you know what I mean.
01:15:39Okay, I think we do.
01:15:41And Devin?
01:15:44That was quite disgusting.
01:15:48I just hope Angela's okay.
01:15:50I know she's going under a lot of stress right now,
01:15:53a lot of choices to make.
01:15:55And she's my queen.
01:15:57I just really hope she's okay.
01:15:59Now, one more thing.
01:16:01What kind of a doctor
01:16:03brings fried chicken to a girl?
01:16:06That's a good point.
01:16:07It's bad for her heart.
01:16:10And then you!
01:16:11What?
01:16:12You know what they say about military men.
01:16:15They beat their wives.
01:16:21Enough!
01:16:23Stand up!
01:16:26Hey, keep quiet.
01:16:28Whoa, break it up!
01:16:30Hey!
01:16:31Break it up!
01:16:32Ugh!
01:16:33Ugh!
01:16:34Ugh!
01:16:36Cut to commercial!
01:16:38Cut to commercial!
01:16:39Cut to commercial!
01:16:57This is the hardest decision I've ever had to make
01:16:59in my entire life.
01:17:02Who do I choose?
01:17:10Angela's marrying me.
01:17:12You're not stealing her from me.
01:17:13Oh yeah?
01:17:15I may be a doctor,
01:17:16but like I said,
01:17:17I know and possess the deadliest poisons in the world.
01:17:23What don't you have in that coat?
01:17:25Fruit flavored gum.
01:17:27I won't let you take Angela away from me.
01:17:29I'll fight you to the death.
01:17:31Don't forget about me.
01:17:33It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:17:37These stupid profile cards don't make any sense.
01:17:40They do not.
01:17:41They do not help.
01:17:42Who made these?
01:18:02It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:18:07I'm actually a part of the X-Men.
01:18:10And I have the power of telekinesis!
01:18:29We may have to work together to take him down.
01:18:37This battle within our heads is the most intense I've ever experienced.
01:18:41I may not be able to take them both down if they decide to team up.
01:18:45Hmm...
01:18:46Wintermate or Kool-Aid?
01:18:53You know,
01:18:55I've always really liked your hair.
01:18:56Really?
01:18:58I'm actually pretty self-conscious about my hair.
01:19:01You know,
01:19:02I've always really liked your hair.
01:19:03Really?
01:19:04I'm actually pretty self-conscious about my hair.
01:19:07So I appreciate that.
01:19:10And you know,
01:19:11Kool,
01:19:12I've always really liked the way you talk.
01:19:15Really?
01:19:16Yeah.
01:19:20What do you got for me?
01:19:21I've always really liked the way you chew gum.
01:19:25Yeah?
01:19:26It's fresh, right?
01:19:31You're actually a really good doctor.
01:19:34You need me to look at you?
01:19:35I got you.
01:19:38Angela's been kidnapped!
01:19:40Angela's been kidnapped!
01:19:42It was Jared Cooper!
01:19:44That fucker!
01:19:46We have to find her.
01:19:47What, how?
01:19:48Her ring.
01:19:49Her dad installed a GPS tracking mechanism on her ring just in case.
01:19:52Well, let's go then!
01:19:54My fiancé!
01:19:55My fiancé!
01:19:56My fiancé!
01:20:02Jared.
01:20:06What am I doing here?
01:20:09You destroyed me.
01:20:12You took everything.
01:20:15What?
01:20:16I have nothing left.
01:20:18It's not my fault you were too greedy.
01:20:21I was greedy?
01:20:22To have sex with my wife?
01:20:24What?
01:20:26I'm not your wife anymore!
01:20:27Oh yeah, I know.
01:20:28You wouldn't take me back now.
01:20:29Not unless I get you pregnant with my child.
01:20:31This is illegal!
01:20:32You wouldn't want your child to be away from its father.
01:20:35You won't have me arrested.
01:20:38You will take me back.
01:20:40Ow!
01:20:42Bitch.
01:20:44I'll settle you down a little.
01:20:47Shh.
01:20:54You will be begging me to fuck you soon.
01:20:59Hey!
01:21:01Antoine, come back!
01:21:06We're too late!
01:21:07I drugged her.
01:21:08She'll be dead soon unless...
01:21:09And yet?
01:21:10Have you forgotten who I am?
01:21:13He really does have everything in his coat.
01:21:15Everything except for...
01:21:16Yeah, except for fruit-flavored gum.
01:21:17We get it already.
01:21:18Just save my boss!
01:21:21Here you go.
01:21:27You're all good now.
01:21:29Oh, thank God.
01:21:31But what do we do with that piece of shit?
01:21:33What?
01:21:34What are you going to do to me?
01:21:36Hey, stop! No! Don't!
01:21:39Enjoy your erectile dysfunction forever.
01:21:42No!
01:21:44Glad we didn't actually have that fight.
01:21:46Turns out he's the most dangerous of them all.
01:21:54So who did you pick, sweetheart?
01:21:56We've invited the most important figures of the world to your wedding.
01:21:59The Prince of Bhutan.
01:22:01And remember, we will kill ourselves if you don't choose.
01:22:12Welcome back to the finale of...
01:22:14The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:22:17We're down to the wire.
01:22:18Literally.
01:22:19The wedding day.
01:22:20But who's the groom?
01:22:34Welcome back to the finale of...
01:22:36The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:22:39But who's the groom?
01:22:42Uh, seems our heiress still hasn't decided.
01:22:47Any input from the parents?
01:22:49Maybe that will help sway our bachelorette's choice.
01:22:53This is exciting.
01:22:55Who should my daughter pick?
01:22:57Let me think.
01:23:01I like the doctor.
01:23:03He's cute.
01:23:06But the general looks like a strong fellow.
01:23:11And we can't forget about Devon Sterling, the one who's loved her the longest.
01:23:14Isn't that right, Devon?
01:23:16Angela.
01:23:23You are all three very fine gentlemen.
01:23:28And I'm really grateful for all of your love.
01:23:33But this was a really hard decision.
01:23:36And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:23:42And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:23:49I'm just kidding. I'm just as sick of this as you guys are.
01:23:56Each of our candidates have saved our main character.
01:24:00I mean, bachelorette, once.
01:24:02They've all proven their undying love.
01:24:05So who gets to unlock Angela Lockhart's heart?
01:24:09Literally.
01:24:12Could it be the sexy and protective, general with a temper, Mr. Cole Eisenhower?
01:24:23Or the fun, wicked-minded, but kind of weird, Dr. Shane Wilson?
01:24:33And last but not least, could it be the richest man of them all?
01:24:38The man Angela would have married a long time ago, Mr. Devon Sterling.
01:24:45Gentlemen.
01:24:47It's been a pleasure getting to know you.
01:24:50May the best man win.
01:24:52May the best man win.
01:24:55Drumroll, please.
01:25:08Seriously, Ricky?
01:25:16I choose...
01:25:27I need a powerful, strong man, and I really feel like you can protect me.
01:25:33Who could resist those guns?
01:25:38Could I interest you in an NFD, Ellen?
01:25:40Yeah, would you like a full-body checkup?
01:25:56Shane, it's you. I'm lovesick for you.
01:25:59You like that minty flavor, don't you?
01:26:01Yeah.
01:26:02Here.
01:26:05It's that tongue action, ladies and gents.
01:26:08Ellen, be my new queen. I hope we can build together.
01:26:11Guns, baby.
01:26:24It's always been you.
01:26:33I'll always love you.
01:26:37Let's give it up for those nine inches, everybody.
01:26:41Ellen, would you like a full-body checkup?
01:26:43Have you seen my murder weapons?
01:26:45I need fruit-flavored gum for you.