2003 Stealing Candy FULL BLONDIE MOVIE
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00:00:00Your husband's paying me to watch you, Mrs. Spinelli.
00:00:03I'm just doing my job.
00:00:08Why don't you make yourself useful and do my back?
00:00:30Oh, that's so nice.
00:00:48Don't worry, Eddie.
00:00:50My husband won't be home until tonight.
00:00:53And please, call me Tia.
00:00:57Undo my top.
00:01:00Are you sure?
00:01:03I don't like tan lines.
00:01:13You have such strong hands.
00:01:16I need strength like yours.
00:01:19Hey, Eddie!
00:01:21What are you doing? Get off me!
00:01:23Hey, what are you doing?
00:01:25It's not what it looks like, Mrs. Spinelli.
00:01:28Look, I swear, I swear this was not my idea.
00:01:34Safety's on, asshole.
00:01:41Disloyal pig.
00:01:51Why?
00:01:52I'm sick of your handouts.
00:01:54With you gone, I get everything.
00:01:57The police will find two dead men and two guns,
00:02:00and I will tearfully tell them that the two of you fought over me and both lost.
00:02:06Oh, I'm sorry, babe.
00:02:09Sometimes love hurts.
00:02:13Cut!
00:02:15Ouch!
00:02:16Okay, print that one.
00:02:18Great.
00:02:20Thank you, guys. That was terrific.
00:02:22Nice job.
00:02:23Dry him off, please.
00:02:24Miss Tyler, can I speak to you for a moment?
00:02:26Sure.
00:02:27Um, I would, uh, I'd like to do one more take.
00:02:31Why? Is it something I'm doing?
00:02:33Actually, it's something you're not doing.
00:02:35Look, you're supposed to be setting Eddie up here by wantonly seducing him.
00:02:39He's got to really believe you're on the level here.
00:02:42All right. No, I agree.
00:02:44Candy, you're protecting your breasts too much.
00:02:47Ross, we've gone over this, okay? It's in my contract. No nudity.
00:02:51Look, your top is practically glued on.
00:02:53It's not going anywhere, okay?
00:02:55It would be more convincing if you stopped acting as if it was.
00:02:58Okay?
00:03:03All right. One more.
00:03:05Okay, you can do this.
00:03:06I know. All right, let's go.
00:03:08All right, first position, everybody.
00:03:10Six-three, pick up.
00:03:11Yeah, no, that was great.
00:03:13Where's your driver?
00:03:14Oh, all the fuss. I'll just drive myself.
00:03:17Last week, you fired your personal assistant.
00:03:19What, are you going native?
00:03:20Yeah, well, I guess I'm just a little tired of having strangers in my life.
00:03:23Well, why don't we fix that?
00:03:24Why don't we get to know each other a little better over dinner tonight?
00:03:27Tonight? I'm sorry, Ross, I can't.
00:03:29I've got a script to read, and I'm exhausted.
00:03:31You know, I just want to go to bed early.
00:03:33Okay. Tomorrow night, I'll pick you up at eight.
00:03:35Come on, let me buy you a thank-you dinner.
00:03:37I mean, you really fought for me on this film when I really needed it.
00:03:41That's sweet.
00:03:43Maybe next week, okay?
00:03:45I'll call you.
00:03:46I'll set something up.
00:03:50Okay.
00:04:20Okay.
00:04:50Come on.
00:05:21Nobody does seduction and deceit like Candace Tyler.
00:05:24Don't do that historical thing with Levinson.
00:05:27Just keep giving them what they want.
00:05:29All right. All right.
00:05:31But then I need to get paid more for doing it.
00:05:34All right. When your movie opens bigger, I'll get you bigger up front.
00:05:37Then I need more work, Frank.
00:05:39Book me back-to-back if you have to.
00:05:41What's with you, Candy?
00:05:43That IRS thing.
00:05:45I thought you were appealing that IRS thing.
00:05:47My lawyer quit.
00:05:48They really got it rigged. Real good.
00:05:50You know, you spend what little you have left to defend what little you have left.
00:05:53I'm completely broke.
00:05:55What are you talking about?
00:05:57They're gonna repossess everything I own and most of my future earnings
00:06:00unless I come up with a huge settlement right now.
00:06:02What about your investments?
00:06:04Playing the market's how I got into this whole mess.
00:06:06We're gonna have to keep this under wraps as long as we can.
00:06:08What are you talking about?
00:06:10If this gets out, then the studio execs, they know you're desperate.
00:06:14Great. So where does this leave me?
00:06:17I can't guarantee you anything right away.
00:06:45Boom!
00:06:47Son of a bitch.
00:06:49Ha, ha, ha.
00:06:51How'd you get in here? I told you I'd meet you outside.
00:06:54It's not like made by a man that can keep me out fresh, you know that?
00:06:58Why'd you call?
00:07:00Why do you think I called?
00:07:02I wanted to see my old jailhouse pal.
00:07:04Yeah.
00:07:06Hey.
00:07:08I've got a job for you.
00:07:10I'm required by my parole officer to inform all future employers
00:07:14that I have been convicted of a felony
00:07:17and have done time at a federal institution.
00:07:20But I am totally rehabilitated now.
00:07:22Well, it does my heart good to know that our jail system works so good.
00:07:26You're hired. I want to show you something.
00:07:29Sit down.
00:07:32This is Candace Tyler, the movie actress.
00:07:35I've been tracking her for a couple of days.
00:07:46I've been in her house.
00:07:49I've been in her house.
00:07:51I've been in her house.
00:07:53I've been in her house.
00:07:55I've been in her house.
00:07:57I've been in her house.
00:07:59I've been in her house.
00:08:01And I know the code to the alarm system.
00:08:07So what do you think?
00:08:09Is it safe on the premises?
00:08:11It's not a robbery.
00:08:14They're stealing something else.
00:08:20You mean her?
00:08:22Yeah.
00:08:23A kidnapping?
00:08:25You got an FBI up your ass in five minutes.
00:08:28So how much ransom you going for?
00:08:31None.
00:08:34We get more another way.
00:08:36A lot more.
00:08:38When it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.
00:08:41I learned that in jail.
00:08:43Oh, Brad, you're getting cynical in your old age, my friend.
00:08:46Yeah, whatever.
00:08:48Charming rich ladies out of their credit cards and savings accounts?
00:08:51That's what you did time for.
00:08:53Yeah.
00:08:54It's a big jump from that lounge lizard shit to snatch a movie star, my friend.
00:08:58Look.
00:09:01If I wasn't sure about this, I never would have called you.
00:09:05I want you to meet my partner.
00:09:07I steer, but he makes it go.
00:09:10Put that gun away.
00:09:13Yeah, okay.
00:09:14Hey, I'll let him convince me.
00:09:16He's doing a shitty job of it.
00:09:18Oh, don't be so cynical.
00:09:23Hey.
00:09:26Hey.
00:09:52So I take it you like lost causes.
00:09:55This is the guy I told you about.
00:09:57He can get into any place, any time.
00:09:59Brad Borman, Walt Gerson.
00:10:01The only real genius I ever met.
00:10:03Hey, sorry, my hands are kind of wet.
00:10:08Huh.
00:10:10See, it's not going to be love at first sight.
00:10:14Let me know when he does something smart.
00:10:16Oh, come on.
00:10:17Let him show you.
00:10:20What, like a dog or pony show?
00:10:22Oh, come on.
00:10:23He needs to find faith.
00:10:26All right.
00:10:27Prepare yourself for a new scale of technology, my friend.
00:10:30Step this way.
00:10:37Wet your feet, will you?
00:10:38I just vacuumed.
00:10:41Nice place.
00:10:42I call it home.
00:10:49New scale, huh?
00:10:51Spent the last three years in prison.
00:10:53You'll learn to live with the essentials.
00:11:00So you did in time.
00:11:02What for?
00:11:03Electronic embezzlement.
00:11:05Walt here, he, uh, he stole a million dollars from the U.S. Treasury Department.
00:11:11What, what?
00:11:13A bazooka?
00:11:15I don't need a bazooka, pal.
00:11:17Laptop.
00:11:19Complete chassis I've redesigned.
00:11:21My design.
00:11:22Yeah, yeah, I'm very impressed.
00:11:24But what's this got to do with the movie star?
00:11:30For one night, and one night only,
00:11:34Candace Tyler, the movie goddess,
00:11:37is going to be having sex live on the internet.
00:11:44On our website.
00:11:46No shit?
00:11:50How, how do we set this up?
00:11:52Well, infiltrate a dozen servers.
00:11:54Net surfers all over the world will see a free two-minute pop-up ad.
00:11:57It'll show a live image of one of the world's most beautiful stars totally nude.
00:12:02That'll get their attention.
00:12:04Then what?
00:12:05Word of mouth will spread instantly across the net.
00:12:07Hits on the site should triple about every 18 seconds.
00:12:10An hour later, we netcast 20 minutes more.
00:12:12So that's how you came up with the figure of a minimum of one million per man?
00:12:17One million.
00:12:19No, no, no.
00:12:20No.
00:12:21Worst case projection is that 20% of the people seeing the pop-up ad
00:12:24will pay 10 bucks to see the rest.
00:12:26That would make it, uh...
00:12:312.7 million per man, give or take 100,000 or so.
00:12:33All undeclared and tax-free, of course.
00:12:35And that is a hell of a lot more than we would ever get from any ransom.
00:12:39Okay, so how do we get the money without getting caught?
00:12:44Cryptic codes or offshore bank accounts.
00:12:47How do you stop anyone from tracing all this back to you?
00:12:50That's the easy part.
00:12:51I developed a new generation of free-floating trading systems
00:12:53built on a perpetually shifting network of encrypted files.
00:12:55Say what?
00:12:56What he means is the source code is everywhere and nowhere at the same time
00:13:00and they just can't trace it fast enough.
00:13:02And by the time they do, we are long-gone ghosts.
00:13:08It's pretty damn good, don't you think?
00:13:11As long as the money's not free-floating or ever-changing, I'm cool.
00:13:15Oh, no. The money's gonna be right there waiting for us.
00:13:18In the Bahamas.
00:13:19Fun in the sun.
00:13:21You guys want a beer?
00:13:22No.
00:13:28What's this guy's story?
00:13:29Well, his wife divorced him and took the kid while he was inside.
00:13:34He's trying to get him back.
00:13:37Hey!
00:13:38If you can bezel a million dollars, why not buy a mansion?
00:13:43Thanks.
00:13:44Feds found out where I hid it.
00:13:46I was pretty inexperienced back then, but I've learned a few tricks since.
00:13:51Well, how'd you get out so soon?
00:13:53Snitching?
00:13:54No.
00:13:55I hacked into the state computer.
00:13:58Issued myself a parole.
00:14:01Damn.
00:14:02Hacks off to you then, bruh.
00:14:05That's pretty damn good.
00:14:09Yeah.
00:14:13Hi, Dad.
00:14:15How are you?
00:14:19Me?
00:14:20Oh, I just finished another masterpiece.
00:14:23Shakespeare probably wouldn't be jealous, but it'll do.
00:14:27Funny thing is, if only my fans knew that their sex goddess is really a prude.
00:14:35Was Mom hard to jump-start when she was my age?
00:14:38You know what I mean.
00:14:41Huh?
00:14:43Oh, no, no, I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:14:45I just wanted to hear your voice.
00:14:49So, is the staff treating you okay?
00:14:52Yeah?
00:14:53Dad, if you need more medicine, you just ask for it, okay?
00:14:56No more of that macho stuff.
00:14:58Please.
00:15:00You promise?
00:15:02Okay.
00:15:05Well, listen, so I'll see you Tuesday.
00:15:09All right.
00:15:11I love you too.
00:15:13Bye.
00:15:18Daddy, this is fun.
00:15:20Yeah, it's fun for me too, but you're so good at doing the puzzle.
00:15:25Look at our guy, he's so happy.
00:15:26Yeah.
00:15:27Honey, give Daddy a kiss goodnight.
00:15:28It's time.
00:15:30Love you.
00:15:31Goodnight.
00:15:32I love you.
00:15:34I don't know where he finds the courage.
00:15:37Well, he's positive that Mommy and Daddy will make everything all right.
00:15:41I'm working on something right now.
00:15:43Great.
00:15:44Does that mean I can expect some child support pretty soon?
00:15:49Yeah, I'm gonna get caught up on that.
00:15:51We're gonna get caught up on everything.
00:15:54Well, it better be something good, because they give him two to three months unless we hospitalize him right now.
00:16:01There's other places he can go.
00:16:03No.
00:16:05I'm not talking about a free clinic, Walt.
00:16:09This is major surgery.
00:16:10Don't you think he deserves that?
00:16:14Of course I do.
00:16:16Well, unless you can pull a medical plan out of the sky.
00:16:19That's what I'm trying to tell you.
00:16:20This investment that I'm working on, it's not going to happen.
00:16:24It's not going to happen.
00:16:26It's not going to happen.
00:16:27That's what I'm trying to tell you.
00:16:28This investment that I'm working on, it's not...
00:16:30No, I don't want to hear about your schemes and your scams.
00:16:35That's what ruined our lives.
00:16:38Barbara.
00:16:42This is a sure bet.
00:16:44There's no such thing, Walt.
00:16:47I could never get you to understand that.
00:16:52Good night.
00:16:57Good night.
00:17:10This here is my baby.
00:17:13And just like all my bitches, she's completely untraceable.
00:17:18Now just listen up, all right?
00:17:20Your job is to get us in and then watch our back.
00:17:23But, and I mean this,
00:17:26no 4th of July unless it's absolutely necessary.
00:17:29Look here, man.
00:17:31I'm a pro, all right?
00:17:33I know how to handle myself.
00:17:35But if anybody get in between me and the score,
00:17:37I'm taking their ass down.
00:17:39Well, that's not going to happen.
00:17:40This is an easy score, there's no sweat, no strain.
00:17:44Here.
00:17:46Fake ID?
00:17:48Well, not only do we have cover stories, we have false identities.
00:17:51You love this shit, don't you?
00:17:52I didn't get to play enough cops and robbers when I was a kid.
00:17:55I did.
00:18:00Walt.
00:18:01Walt.
00:18:03You having second thoughts?
00:18:04No.
00:18:05No.
00:18:06I just want to make sure everything goes well, Fred.
00:18:15We'll stick to the plan and it will.
00:18:19Questions?
00:18:20I'm cool.
00:18:21Let's go.
00:18:25Let's go.
00:18:46God, Bone Crusher.
00:18:51Who thinks up these titles?
00:18:56Hey, I ran into Jimmy C.
00:18:58He told me you gave him an emerald necklace defense
00:19:00that turned out to be glass.
00:19:01Talking on both sides of his big-ass mouth, all right?
00:19:05That was prime merchandise.
00:19:07Well, it's tough being a thief.
00:19:09You're damn skippy.
00:19:11Well, that's what's so sweet about this job.
00:19:13All we have to do is get in.
00:19:16Just grabbing snacks.
00:19:18The snacks.
00:19:19Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:19:20The snacks.
00:19:22Can you turn that bullshit off, please?
00:19:27Yeah, I'm having a problem.
00:19:30Thanks.
00:19:32What's the matter? You nervous?
00:19:34Just anxious.
00:19:36You'll know when I'm nervous.
00:19:40I'm not nervous.
00:19:42I'm not nervous.
00:19:44I'm not nervous.
00:19:45I'm not nervous.
00:19:46I'm not nervous.
00:19:47I'm not nervous.
00:19:48I'm not nervous.
00:19:49I'm not nervous.
00:19:50I'm not nervous.
00:20:05You ready?
00:20:06Let's go.
00:20:07Ready.
00:20:20Ready.
00:20:38You're making too much noise.
00:20:39Happy?
00:21:09Hmm.
00:21:16Hmm.
00:21:32Hmm.
00:21:35Hmm.
00:21:40Hmm.
00:21:54Hmm.
00:22:03Hmm.
00:22:10Hmm.
00:22:12Come on, come on, come on.
00:22:29She's gone.
00:22:30Thought you said she'd be asleep.
00:22:31I said she'd be in the house.
00:22:33We'll give her a few minutes to settle.
00:22:35All according to plan, huh?
00:22:37Yeah.
00:22:39All according to plan.
00:23:09Hmm.
00:23:40Hmm.
00:24:06She's out.
00:24:07Yeah, you didn't tell me she kicks.
00:24:09She know karate or some shit?
00:24:11Well, you know actors.
00:24:13Always at the gym.
00:24:18She went out pretty fast, man.
00:24:20She still breathing?
00:24:23Yeah, she's fine.
00:24:25Her chloroform works quick.
00:24:29She's fine.
00:24:34You just admire her later.
00:24:37Go into her closet.
00:24:39Get some of her clothes.
00:24:40Something we can change her into on the way there.
00:24:52Yeah.
00:24:53Let's get that van up here now.
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:37Man, that is more exercise than I've gotten in a long time.
00:25:40I plan to get a whole lot more this weekend.
00:25:43Damn, her legs are firm as shit.
00:25:46Leave her alone.
00:25:49I've been wanting to do this ever since I saw her in Deceitful.
00:25:55Get off her.
00:25:58Hey.
00:25:59Get off her.
00:26:03What will that do to have all the fun, homeboy?
00:26:05Hey, if you came on this trip for some celebrity sex,
00:26:08you can take a walk right now.
00:26:10Walt and I are in it for the money.
00:26:12And to get the money, we follow a plan.
00:26:14Get off her.
00:26:15Hey, man.
00:26:16We're all on the same team here, remember?
00:26:18By the time you get paid for this gig,
00:26:20you'll have enough money you can buy any chick you want.
00:26:22Think about it.
00:26:26I think y'all need us to be in the pussy patrol.
00:26:29You got anything else to say?
00:26:33No.
00:26:46She's waking up.
00:26:51Oh, God.
00:26:52Candy, calm down.
00:26:54We're not going to hurt you.
00:26:55Relax.
00:26:57Who are you?
00:26:58Just a few of your fans.
00:27:00What do you want?
00:27:01We want to do business with you.
00:27:03Look, I know you're not going to believe me,
00:27:05but I don't have a dime to my name.
00:27:07I don't have anything.
00:27:08I'm completely broke.
00:27:09You're right, I don't believe you.
00:27:11But it's not your money that I need.
00:27:13Then what do you want?
00:27:14A command performance.
00:27:15What?
00:27:16You do exactly what we say.
00:27:18You don't fight us.
00:27:20In 48 hours, you're going to be home safe and sound.
00:27:21Okay.
00:27:26Okay.
00:27:43I got to pull this over.
00:27:45You make one sound,
00:27:47and I'll blow that pretty-ass mill hair right off.
00:27:49You understand?
00:27:50Okay.
00:27:51What do you want me to do?
00:27:52We're going to act like the professionals we are.
00:27:53Go to the front seat.
00:27:56This is Tyler.
00:27:58You're going to do exactly what I say.
00:28:00If you ever want to see your home again,
00:28:02you hear me?
00:28:03All right.
00:28:04We're going to move to the front seat.
00:28:05Do not take your blindfold off.
00:28:06Okay.
00:28:07Let's go.
00:28:08Now.
00:28:09Move.
00:28:16Take a nice deep breath.
00:28:26Okay.
00:28:39Cops make me nervous.
00:28:41Great.
00:28:43That's exactly what you don't want to be right now.
00:28:45If he makes one false move,
00:28:47I'm blowing his face off.
00:28:48No, you won't.
00:28:53Just stay cool.
00:28:55Shit, he's coming.
00:28:59How you doing, officer?
00:29:00We're looking for Olsen Springs.
00:29:02Yeah, and I take it you're in a hurry to get there.
00:29:05License, registration, and insurance, please.
00:29:07Actually, it's a rental.
00:29:08I've got it up in the visor.
00:29:09Do you mind if I grab it?
00:29:11Right ahead.
00:29:13Thanks.
00:29:26What's with the girl?
00:29:28She's my girlfriend.
00:29:30She's tired.
00:29:34So you all going to Olsen Springs to fish?
00:29:36Yeah, we hear the trout's fatter than a pig's ass this time of year.
00:29:39They're right.
00:29:41What you got in the cooler?
00:29:42Show him what's in the cooler, Ed.
00:29:53All right.
00:29:55We got a long way to go, Mr. Dallolos.
00:29:58Stay on this road until you come to Highway 13.
00:30:00We go south for about a mile.
00:30:02You'll see the sign for Olsen Springs.
00:30:05Keep it slow in my county, you hear?
00:30:06Yes, sir.
00:30:07Thank you, sir.
00:30:10See what I tell you?
00:30:12Smooth as silk.
00:30:14Yeah, except the cops got a record of this vehicle now.
00:30:17Which is rented to Arthur Dallolos, who doesn't exist.
00:30:21Let's go.
00:30:39Let's go.
00:31:09Let's go.
00:31:27Take her to the back room.
00:31:28I'm not going to try to get away, okay? Take it easy.
00:31:30Do yourself a favor and shut up.
00:31:39Shut up!
00:31:48This will be over before you know it.
00:31:52My throat.
00:31:54Can I get some water, please?
00:31:56Tell Walt to be a man where I can't be seen from the road.
00:32:00Good thing.
00:32:10I'm going to lift your head so you can drink.
00:32:16Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:32:17Don't, don't, don't, don't.
00:32:18Stop.
00:32:21I was just trying to help you, punk.
00:32:23Okay, you know what?
00:32:24You got the video stuff to worry about.
00:32:26This is my equipment.
00:32:27Leave it alone.
00:32:30Okay, Freddy wants you to take the van around the corner.
00:32:32I'm going to take the van.
00:32:33I'm going to take the van.
00:32:34I'm going to take the van.
00:32:35I'm going to take the van.
00:32:36I'm going to take the van.
00:32:37I'm going to take the van.
00:32:38You just take the van around back and put it in the cup.
00:32:41Think you can handle that?
00:33:08Fuck.
00:33:34What's your problem?
00:33:36I thought I heard something out there.
00:33:39What's going on?
00:33:42He thought he heard something.
00:33:43There's nobody around here for 20 miles.
00:33:45What if the owners are coming back?
00:33:46The owners are dead.
00:33:47This place is in probate.
00:33:48I'm telling you that nobody is going to come here.
00:33:51What about that redneck sheriff that pulled us over?
00:33:55All right.
00:33:57Yeah, go check it out.
00:33:59Hey, keep it quiet.
00:34:01And if it is the law, you don't do anything until you talk to me.
00:34:04I know the drill.
00:34:06Boss?
00:34:12What?
00:34:14Go with him.
00:34:15Me?
00:34:16Yeah.
00:34:26So how long have you known Fred?
00:34:28Since I got out, about three months.
00:34:31You trust him?
00:34:32You spent a year in a cell with him, don't you?
00:34:34I used to.
00:34:36Now I'm reconsidering.
00:34:38What's that supposed to mean?
00:34:40I think he's way too possessive of the girl.
00:34:42He's just protecting our investment.
00:34:46It's more than that.
00:34:48He in love with Miss Movie Star Bitch.
00:34:50He doesn't even know her, man.
00:34:53Nice piece of ass changes the best of men.
00:34:56Fred could have a shift with the Lord, he had a crucible.
00:34:59And that could cause some serious problems.
00:35:01Somebody could get hurt.
00:35:03And this was supposed to be easy.
00:35:06I'm not really worried.
00:35:08You know, because it's not a problem in the world that can't be fixed.
00:35:11She's got to be man enough to do it.
00:35:13You know what I'm saying?
00:35:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:17Let's go.
00:35:30Mystery solved, my dear Watson.
00:35:32Man, he's just passing through.
00:35:34He's not going to bother us.
00:35:36Let's get the hell out of here.
00:35:38How do you know he hasn't already seen something he shouldn't?
00:35:41He wouldn't still be down there.
00:35:43He would have called the cops.
00:35:45I don't think we can take that chance.
00:35:47So what are you going to do?
00:35:53Take care of things real quiet.
00:35:55Hey.
00:35:56Jesus Christ.
00:36:26Shit.
00:36:31Problem solved.
00:36:33Now get your scary ass over here and help me with this body.
00:36:41Stupid.
00:36:43Shit.
00:36:45Blood all over my fucking head.
00:36:47You've been gone a long time.
00:36:49What's up?
00:36:51Genius thought he heard something outside.
00:36:53But there was nothing there.
00:36:56Okay, well, let's finish setting up.
00:36:58Walt, the dish.
00:37:00You need help with that?
00:37:03Uh, yeah.
00:37:05I could use a hand.
00:37:18Hey, computer boy.
00:37:21Yo.
00:37:27Got something on your mind, pussy?
00:37:29Nope.
00:37:31Just taking care of business.
00:37:33Got a lock on the uplink.
00:37:45I'm really scared.
00:37:48Well, you just try to be brave a little while longer.
00:37:51Your friend scares me.
00:37:52Just do everything we say.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:57To the letter.
00:37:58Okay.
00:37:59Let's go.
00:38:06You got an image.
00:38:08Zoom in a little bit.
00:38:10Good, good, good, good, good, good.
00:38:11Oh.
00:38:13Hold that.
00:38:14What do you want?
00:38:15Stop.
00:38:16Lock that up.
00:38:17Listen.
00:38:18Please.
00:38:19I can't.
00:38:21Listen.
00:38:22Please.
00:38:23I swear to you guys.
00:38:24I don't have any money.
00:38:25I don't have a dime to my name.
00:38:41You kidnapped me because you want to make a movie?
00:38:44It's a certain kind of movie.
00:38:46Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
00:38:48Ain't no kidding.
00:38:49You about to be a triple X-rated movie star in there.
00:38:52Oh, God, no.
00:38:53It's your action and your dialogue.
00:38:55You have a few minutes to learn it.
00:38:56Oh, God, you guys are all nuts.
00:38:58You guys are all fucking crazy.
00:39:00We can do this simply and quickly,
00:39:02and then get you home safe and sound,
00:39:04or we can take a long time under very difficult conditions.
00:39:08We just want the money, honey.
00:39:09No, you don't understand.
00:39:11I've never done this.
00:39:13I'm not good at this sort of thing.
00:39:14I can't.
00:39:15Bullshit.
00:39:17You're a freak in every movie you make.
00:39:19All the men want you.
00:39:21You want them to want you.
00:39:22And you like it.
00:39:24Oh, come on.
00:39:25I am just a fucking actress.
00:39:26Well, then act like you love what I'm gonna do to you.
00:39:29Fuck you!
00:39:30I'm not doing this!
00:39:31Fuck you!
00:39:32No! No!
00:39:33Sit down!
00:39:34God!
00:39:35Okay.
00:39:36Okay.
00:39:37Okay.
00:39:38Please.
00:39:39Please.
00:39:40Okay.
00:39:42Okay.
00:39:46I don't got time for this shit.
00:39:50Me and you need to talk.
00:39:55Watch her.
00:40:00Look here, Fred.
00:40:02You said she was down with the program.
00:40:04What the hell did you think she was gonna say?
00:40:06Hey, Val is great.
00:40:07I always wanted to make a fuck film.
00:40:09Use your head.
00:40:11You think I would start an operation like this
00:40:13without having motivation insurance?
00:40:15I'm risking my parole and everything else.
00:40:17So if this is bullshit,
00:40:19you better have some life insurance.
00:40:21Because you're gonna need it.
00:40:25You can believe that shit, Fred.
00:40:44Miss Tyler, I understand how you must feel.
00:40:45Really, I do.
00:40:47And we could hardly expect you to eagerly participate,
00:40:49especially when you're in fear for your life.
00:40:52So to help motivate you,
00:40:54I arranged for a good friend of mine named Jimmy
00:40:56to get a job at the Green Meadows Rest Home.
00:41:00Why would you do that?
00:41:02Well, because your father lives there naturally.
00:41:05And he is suffering from severe diabetes.
00:41:08If his insulin dosage is microscopically adjusted
00:41:10one way or another,
00:41:12he's gonna die.
00:41:13If his insulin dosage is microscopically adjusted
00:41:15one way or the other,
00:41:17he will go into insulin shock and die.
00:41:19What are you saying?
00:41:22Let's just get him on the line.
00:41:25You can ask him how he's, uh,
00:41:28feeling.
00:41:30Daddy?
00:41:32Daddy, hi.
00:41:34It's me.
00:41:36How are you?
00:41:38Daddy, do you have a new nurse?
00:41:40What's his name?
00:41:43Daddy, you do everything that Jimmy says, okay?
00:41:45And I'll see you, really.
00:41:47Daddy, I love you.
00:41:49You fucking bastards!
00:41:52You just do what we ask you to do
00:41:54and no harm will come to him.
00:41:56I really don't have any choice, do I?
00:41:58No.
00:42:00You never did.
00:42:03I love it.
00:42:06This wasn't the agreement.
00:42:14Better go have a talk with your genius.
00:42:25Whoa.
00:42:27What the hell is wrong with you now?
00:42:29Are you gonna walk?
00:42:31I don't want to, man.
00:42:33You know how bad I need this money,
00:42:35but I didn't sign on for this kind of shit.
00:42:37What shit?
00:42:39No one said anything about murder.
00:42:41What murder?
00:42:44Her father's not in any danger.
00:42:46Well, yeah, what about your boy at the rest home?
00:42:48It's a bluff, Walt.
00:42:51Didn't you hear what he said?
00:42:53You either get with the program
00:42:55or Daddy go bye-bye.
00:42:57I have been known to lie to women
00:42:59from time to time, haven't you?
00:43:02Is there anything else on your mind?
00:43:04No, let's get this done, okay?
00:43:06Please.
00:43:08Consider this an undress rehearsal.
00:43:11Don't touch me.
00:43:13No.
00:43:15Get off me.
00:43:17Hey, get the fuck off her.
00:43:20I was just warming her up.
00:43:22She's got a complaint filed with the FCC, punk.
00:43:25We are doing this according to a script
00:43:27and you are gonna stick to the plan.
00:43:29You got it?
00:43:33What are you gonna do?
00:43:35Shoot me?
00:43:37Hey, look, are you two gonna tango
00:43:39or do you want to make some money here?
00:43:41I guess that's up to Miss Tyler.
00:43:43I'll do what you want me to do
00:43:45but I get to choose with who.
00:43:47You're not in control here.
00:43:49Look, I know you have my dad
00:43:51but I don't know if I can do this
00:43:53unless I choose the man.
00:44:03Choose.
00:44:06Him.
00:44:09Fine.
00:44:13Get behind the camera.
00:44:15Please.
00:44:24If you try to get away,
00:44:26I might not be able to stop him.
00:44:34I won't try to get away.
00:44:36This has to be convincing.
00:44:38You know what's at stake, right?
00:44:40Okay.
00:44:41Say exactly what's written down in Ned Nell's.
00:44:46Believe me, I have all the motivation that I need.
00:44:49Look, the camera's roll,
00:44:51I'll give you what you want, okay?
00:44:53Good.
00:44:59Put this on.
00:45:04The biggest potential audience
00:45:06in Ned history.
00:45:08Showtime.
00:45:12Hi.
00:45:14I'm Candace Tyler.
00:45:16For years, all you loyal fans out there
00:45:18have enthusiastically supported me.
00:45:21Now it's time that I return the favor
00:45:23by giving you what you've always demanded.
00:45:26More of me.
00:45:28I want to return the affection
00:45:30to all of you at the same time.
00:45:32I want you to meet my surrogate lover.
00:45:38See his face?
00:45:40See, his face is covered
00:45:42because it's not really him
00:45:44who will be making love to me,
00:45:46but all of you through him.
00:45:49No trick photography.
00:45:51No editing.
00:45:53The real thing.
00:45:55Live on the net one hour from now.
00:45:58Make sure you tell all your friends.
00:46:00Okay.
00:46:06It's a date I don't want anyone to miss.
00:46:09I promise
00:46:11that I will hold nothing back.
00:46:22We've got about an hour before the net cast.
00:46:25Would you mind not tying me up?
00:46:27No.
00:46:29If Walt or Brad come in, you need to be secured.
00:46:31Come on, get on the bed.
00:46:37Hey.
00:46:39Get in there.
00:46:42Are you sure that your friends
00:46:44are going to go along with this, honey?
00:46:46Baby, if I dangle the chance
00:46:48of a billion dollars in front of these guys,
00:46:50they're going to do anything I want.
00:46:52As long as they think that they're in control, right?
00:46:55If you act it, they will come.
00:46:58Don't buckle on me.
00:47:00We can do this, okay?
00:47:02Okay.
00:47:04I love you.
00:47:10How's it going?
00:47:12Your buddy's snapped, man.
00:47:14You never should have bought him.
00:47:16Sometimes you need a bad son of a bitch along
00:47:18to make a plan go smooth.
00:47:20He's doing okay.
00:47:22No, he's not.
00:47:24He's dangerous, and he's going to bring
00:47:26a lot of shit down on us, I'm telling you.
00:47:28You're wrong, Walt.
00:47:30He's a thief.
00:47:32He's a highline pro.
00:47:34He might be a little too machoed up,
00:47:36but I've never seen him snap.
00:47:37And way far away from me, okay?
00:47:39Please.
00:47:41You just do your job.
00:47:43I'll watch, Brad.
00:47:45Watch me do what?
00:47:47Watch you light the candles.
00:47:51What, I look like an altar boy?
00:47:53You light them.
00:47:55I've been a real prick, haven't I?
00:47:57The way I'm bossing you around.
00:47:59I'm sorry, Brad.
00:48:01I would consider it a major favor
00:48:03if you just chalked it up to nervousness.
00:48:07Sorry.
00:48:09I'm glad to hear you say that.
00:48:11Because I'm just trying to be efficient
00:48:13at getting you one million dollars.
00:48:15And I'll tell you what.
00:48:17From now on, if you don't like doing what I ask,
00:48:19no hard feelings.
00:48:21I will just tell Walt to shut down that up, Link,
00:48:24and we will all just go the fuck home.
00:48:27Ain't nobody going nowhere
00:48:29till my money in the bank.
00:48:31I'm glad to hear you say that
00:48:33because we come a long way together.
00:48:37I appreciate your cooperation.
00:48:48Who's there?
00:48:50Don't worry, I won't hurt you.
00:48:52Please don't.
00:48:54I'm going.
00:48:55No.
00:48:56I promise.
00:48:58I'm not like the others.
00:49:00You're right.
00:49:02I'm not doing this for myself.
00:49:04I have a son.
00:49:05And he needs an operation.
00:49:07I just wanted you to know that.
00:49:10I know what we're doing to you is wrong,
00:49:12but I...
00:49:14I had no choice.
00:49:17My hand is so numb.
00:49:19My left hand, I can't feel it.
00:49:30Is that better?
00:49:32I just...
00:49:33I can't believe like I'm actually sitting here.
00:49:35I mean, I...
00:49:37I've seen all your movies.
00:49:39Congratulations.
00:49:41Now you get to make one of your own.
00:49:46I think that sounds like...
00:49:48It's great.
00:50:04I'm so sorry.
00:50:11I hope one day you can forget me.
00:50:19No.
00:50:21No, no.
00:50:34Yeah, that's it. Turn it off.
00:50:36Famous movie star Candace Tyler
00:50:38appeared live on the internet
00:50:40promising to perform explicit sex acts
00:50:42for her loyal fans.
00:50:44No!
00:50:45Spin City!
00:50:47Ms. Tyler's agent reached my phone moments ago
00:50:49and said this is someone's idea of a very sick joke.
00:50:51His client is being impersonated.
00:50:53But a member of our news staff
00:50:55that interviewed Ms. Tyler last month
00:50:57said that this is a very sick joke.
00:50:59But a member of our news staff
00:51:01that interviewed Ms. Tyler last month
00:51:03said it actually appears to be the actress
00:51:05known for her sexually taunting roles
00:51:07in several recent thrillers.
00:51:09Representatives from around the globe
00:51:11are actively trying to track down
00:51:13the source of this mysterious netcast.
00:51:15And the key word in that sentence is trying.
00:51:17...story become available to us.
00:51:19Live from KSHT News,
00:51:21Dana Russell.
00:51:24What'd I tell you?
00:51:26All the free publicity we can get.
00:51:28That's exactly what we need.
00:51:30We're committing to felony publicity.
00:51:31I want every horny son of a bitch
00:51:33in the world to see this
00:51:35because that is our score.
00:51:46I'll try to make this as pleasant as possible.
00:51:50Just go with the flow.
00:52:02Just try to forget how you got here.
00:52:08Relax.
00:52:13You might even find this pleasant.
00:52:25I'm gonna set you on the bed.
00:52:32Need anything to eat or drink?
00:52:34No. Let's just do this.
00:52:36We're almost ready.
00:52:40Back on the servers,
00:52:42encrypted and protected.
00:52:44Transfer program is on.
00:52:46Okay, every time we get a debit,
00:52:48we'll hear a beep.
00:52:53We won't hear no beeps.
00:52:55Just give it a minute.
00:52:57Give it a minute?
00:52:59It's only a minute until we get started.
00:53:01You think you've logged on by now?
00:53:03Yeah.
00:53:05Maybe you're being blocked.
00:53:07There's no indication.
00:53:09Then what the hell's the money?
00:53:11I don't know.
00:53:13Everybody just calm down.
00:53:15All right, look, my friend.
00:53:17Something's wrong.
00:53:19I want you to think hard.
00:53:21I want you to go over your procedures again, okay?
00:53:23I'm telling you, there's nothing wrong.
00:53:25I mean, I'll go back, but...
00:53:32This whole operation is done.
00:53:34Well, then we cut our losses.
00:53:36And her.
00:53:38No, we take her home.
00:53:40How do you know they're not on to us?
00:53:42What if this asshole doesn't know?
00:53:44They could be at our house
00:53:46waiting for us right now.
00:53:48Well, then we cross that bridge when we get to it.
00:53:51It's the easier way.
00:53:53Don't even fucking think about it
00:53:55or it's gonna be your brains all over the wall.
00:53:57Got that?
00:54:02You gotta learn how to relax, my friend.
00:54:05It's healthier.
00:54:07There it is.
00:54:09It wasn't my mistake.
00:54:11It just wasn't registering.
00:54:13Take a look at that.
00:54:16This is gonna work.
00:54:18Okay, get over there and lock down the full shot camera.
00:54:28This is about worshipping you.
00:54:29Remember that.
00:54:31That's bullshit.
00:54:35It's about the finest tits and ass
00:54:37I done seen in a long time.
00:54:39Go back to your camera.
00:54:41Or what?
00:54:46Five seconds.
00:54:48Four, three, two, and...
00:54:54Showtime.
00:54:56Showtime.
00:55:01Hi.
00:55:03I'm so glad you could make it.
00:55:05I've been fantasizing about this for so long.
00:55:09What it would feel like.
00:55:11Your hands all over my body.
00:55:13My tongue all over yours.
00:55:16Are you ready?
00:55:18I am.
00:55:20This is for all of you.
00:55:22I love you.
00:55:25I love you.
00:55:26I love you.
00:55:27I love you.
00:55:54That was an incredible performance.
00:55:58I didn't know you had it in you.
00:56:02It was like art.
00:56:06My turn.
00:56:08Hey.
00:56:10Knock it off.
00:56:12Or what?
00:56:14I ain't good enough for you?
00:56:16Guys?
00:56:27Am I reading that right?
00:56:29Does that say 13 million?
00:56:31396,760.
00:56:39Can I go home now?
00:56:41Not just yet.
00:56:43When?
00:56:44After dark. It'll be safer for us.
00:56:49I'll just tie her back up.
00:56:52It's a little worse seeing everything.
00:56:54No. I'll tie her back up.
00:56:58Get some sleep.
00:57:09It's over four million dollars apiece.
00:57:15What you gonna do with all that money?
00:57:20Take care of my family.
00:57:22Hey. Hang in there.
00:57:26Is anyone on our trail?
00:57:28No way.
00:57:29I pulled us out before anybody could get a handle.
00:57:31Well then congratulations, gentlemen.
00:57:33We are rich sons of bitches.
00:57:37So how do we get paid?
00:57:38What? Tell him.
00:57:40Well, it's all set up in offshore accounts.
00:57:43Equally divided, of course.
00:57:45All you need to know now is the password.
00:57:47So what's the password?
00:57:48Let's fuck Brad out of his shit?
00:57:50Where is this coming from?
00:57:52It's coming from the fact that you got
00:57:54my money locked up somewhere
00:57:56and I want to see it in my hand.
00:57:59The password is a series of randomly selected numbers
00:58:02by the computer.
00:58:04Everything you need to know about that account
00:58:06is right here on this desk.
00:58:09Is that so?
00:58:14I'm sorry.
00:58:16You should be more trusting, my friend.
00:58:19We're partners.
00:58:22I'm gonna start hauling shit out of here.
00:58:27I can't believe we pulled this off.
00:58:31We haven't.
00:58:36Look, man.
00:58:38After today, we never have to see each other ever again.
00:58:41You can live anywhere in the world you want.
00:58:43That should make you feel safe enough.
00:58:46It should.
00:58:48But it doesn't.
00:58:50Man, what do you get on with it?
00:58:52No one's trying to screw with you.
00:58:54Especially you, right?
00:58:58Look, I know what you're all about.
00:59:00And I don't like you.
00:59:02Let's just clean up this crap
00:59:04and get the hell out of here, all right?
00:59:06That's exactly what I'm trying to do.
00:59:10The slut?
00:59:12The slut?
00:59:14She got to go.
00:59:16She doesn't even know who we are.
00:59:18We're ex-convicts.
00:59:20Saw the police need to put us away for a long time.
00:59:23You back my play,
00:59:25you live to get to spend what you made here today.
00:59:28Get in my way,
00:59:30we'll say, well, I wasn't afraid about this.
00:59:33I'm sorry I could come crashing down on you,
00:59:36and I promise you that.
00:59:42Get the gun.
00:59:49Did you know he was going to try to take us all out?
00:59:52I've known this son of a bitch for 15 years.
00:59:54I know what he's going to do before he does.
00:59:57He killed a guy in the woods.
00:59:59Yeah? That must have been the blood that I saw on his shirt.
01:00:02Yeah.
01:00:04What do you want me to do?
01:00:06Help me drag him out.
01:00:12Come on.
01:00:31I'm going to check on the girl.
01:00:42Come on.
01:01:04She's scared shitless.
01:01:06She's not the only one.
01:01:08When you get the gun, you watch him.
01:01:09I'll load the van.
01:01:11Then what?
01:01:13We whack him.
01:01:15It's him or us, Walt.
01:01:39Come on.
01:01:58You are fucking dead!
01:02:10Fuck!
01:02:31I changed my mind.
01:02:37You ain't even good for that.
01:02:39Fuck!
01:02:49I told you I wasn't like the others.
01:02:55Come on. Let's go.
01:03:01I've been to prison twice. I'm not going for a third time.
01:03:04I'm giving you a chance to get out of here.
01:03:06All right, but I am going to get that money for my kid now.
01:03:07I'm going to go.
01:03:09Just go!
01:03:14You don't have to shoot anybody.
01:03:18Wrong.
01:03:25One problem down,
01:03:27one problem to go.
01:03:30Let's get this shit settled.
01:03:32You're the baddest bitch on the block in the movies,
01:03:35but I'm the real thing.
01:03:38Too bad we didn't get to finish where we started, though.
01:03:41Don't hurt.
01:03:45We could finish right now.
01:03:50You're just trying to save your famous ass.
01:03:54Of course I am.
01:03:56Come on.
01:03:58You know I'll do anything you want me to, just so I can live.
01:04:03So can't we just work something out?
01:04:05So that you can have the money?
01:04:08And me?
01:04:11If you try anything.
01:04:21This bullshit don't work on me.
01:04:26So how fucking stupid do you think I am?
01:04:29Pretty fucking stupid!
01:04:31I'm not stupid.
01:04:32How stupid do you think I am?
01:04:34Pretty fucking stupid!
01:05:02Fuck.
01:05:33You fucking up, Candy.
01:05:35The longer you put this off,
01:05:37the worse it's going to be for you.
01:05:43You want to play with me, bitch?
01:05:45Well, let's play then.
01:06:02Fuck!
01:06:32Fuck!
01:07:00I know you in here somewhere.
01:07:03You can't hide from me, Candy.
01:07:20This shit is going to hurt, Candy.
01:07:23So is this!
01:07:32Fuck!
01:08:03This is Candace Tyler.
01:08:05I've been kidnapped.
01:08:07I need help now.
01:08:09I'm at the Four Star Ranch.
01:08:11Please hurry, okay?
01:08:23I thought you were dead.
01:08:25Yeah, I thought I was dead too.
01:08:27This son of a bitch really laid my face open.
01:08:32Baby!
01:08:35You...
01:08:36You said you could handle everything.
01:08:38I didn't want it to end up like this.
01:08:40Baby, I am so sorry.
01:08:41Everything just blew out of control.
01:08:43But it's all right.
01:08:44Everything's all right.
01:08:45We're going to be fine.
01:08:46We're going to be all right.
01:08:50Red, you fuck!
01:08:53You two were in this together the whole time.
01:08:58We've known each other for a year.
01:08:59She needed money and a boost to her career.
01:09:01She came up with this gun.
01:09:03All I did was fill in the blanks.
01:09:05And I'm so damn proud of you.
01:09:07This is real jailhouse shit.
01:09:09What a piece of shit like you
01:09:10meet a classy ho like that anyway?
01:09:12When I got out of the joint,
01:09:14I got a $300 a day habit.
01:09:16And we met in rehab.
01:09:18And by the time we got clean,
01:09:20we hooked up.
01:09:22And what the hell do you need me for?
01:09:29Well, we had to make it look convincing.
01:09:32You see, she wouldn't have a career to go back to
01:09:34if anybody knew that she did this voluntarily.
01:09:38And there is not a doubt in my mind
01:09:40that you would have blackmailed us
01:09:42for our part of the take
01:09:43if you knew she was in it from the start.
01:09:46See, we had to make it look as real as we could.
01:09:51I needed Walt for all that techno computer stuff,
01:09:54but you,
01:09:56I just needed you
01:09:57to fill a body bag.
01:10:00You see,
01:10:02the cops gotta blame somebody.
01:10:05And you are tailor-made for the part.
01:10:18What the hell are the cops doing here?
01:10:23Everybody, hands in the air!
01:10:27You, drop that gun!
01:10:29Help me!
01:10:30You, drop the gun!
01:10:31Stop it!
01:10:32Candy!
01:10:33Stop it!
01:10:45Come on, let's go.
01:10:52Watch your head.
01:10:58Dispatch, I had the victim in custody.
01:11:00I need backup and ambulances immediately.
01:11:28We're talking with actress Candace Tyler
01:11:30about her amazing story of survival.
01:11:32As everyone now knows,
01:11:34she was kidnapped and forced to have sex
01:11:36on the internet.
01:11:38Welcome, Candace.
01:11:40Thanks, Adrienne.
01:11:42Is it true that she recently refused
01:11:44to sell the movie rights
01:11:46about your remarkable story?
01:11:48That's right, I did.
01:11:50Why not?
01:11:52I don't know.
01:11:54I don't know.
01:11:55But I did.
01:11:57Why not?
01:11:59I feel it's too exploitational.
01:12:01Well, now that you're a millionaireess
01:12:03from your multi-picture Hollywood deal,
01:12:05I suppose your rumored financial difficulties
01:12:07are very much over.
01:12:09Well, those rumors were false.
01:12:11I am so curious,
01:12:13because in your police statement,
01:12:15you spoke glowingly about one of the kidnappers.
01:12:17Yes.
01:12:19I believe his name was Walt Gerson.
01:12:21Some people are absolutely puzzled
01:12:23as to why you called him a hero.
01:12:25Walt...
01:12:27participated in the kidnapping
01:12:29because of his tremendous love
01:12:31for his wife and son.
01:12:35He had a change of heart
01:12:37and sacrificed his life helping me escape.
01:12:40And I suppose that's why you paid
01:12:42for an operation for his son?
01:12:45That takes an inordinate amount of courage.
01:12:48And I have to tell you,
01:12:50you are just truly a remarkable woman.
01:12:53Thank you so much.
01:13:25I am remarkable.