A goose herder gets kung fu lessons from a horrible kung fu master, who forces the lad to learn goose boxing so he can prepare him for a fight against the White Crane master who has been terrorizing the region.
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00:00:30Wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-we
00:01:00Wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee
00:01:30Oh, what do you want mister? I want a good one
00:01:43Hey, doesn't it look good, huh? It tastes good as well
00:01:50Mrs. how much do you want?
00:01:52I
00:02:00Haven't got married. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. Mrs. Lee. Would you care for a whole one? Just the breast, please?
00:02:08No breath. I think the thighs better
00:02:22I
00:02:27Don't want him damaged
00:02:42Yes, you ain't getting without Daniel
00:02:44I
00:02:49Stole
00:03:14Oh
00:03:32Don't kill it for good sake
00:03:38But a lot of you stop this fighting one of these days I'll take a look at you come on, let's go
00:03:44Oh
00:03:59For today teachers not here. So you guys can practice by yourself
00:04:08No, big brother. Oh easy on us. No way
00:04:12You practice
00:04:16Hey bro, why don't we play some cards?
00:04:21Hey brother, you lost to me last time
00:04:27If you won't play for it, I'm gonna spend it on the girls. All right, but only for two hands
00:04:41I
00:05:11Don't make me nervous anymore, huh? I'll make you think you're gonna win cuz I'm loading all the aces dammit
00:05:41Oh
00:05:57But first I'm gonna fight you alone
00:06:11Oh
00:06:41Oh
00:07:11These guys aren't any good I am the people with us before let's go
00:07:15Oh
00:07:38What is going on here some guys came and challenged us to fight
00:07:45Oh
00:07:47Jimbo you've offended me slow and she never forgives an enemy. You better take this reference letter with you and ask mr. Chan for work
00:08:08Since both our master and big brother were killed by those men we seem to be traveling around
00:08:14I'm fed up with this moving about
00:08:16We only know the battery use the crane face. That isn't much to go on. It's a big place. We can't look everywhere
00:08:29It isn't ready yet
00:08:31Anyway
00:08:41I'll ask you the same question is fat boy. I'm poppin. Oh
00:08:45Glad to meet you
00:08:47As you see, I'm white
00:08:49They call me white crested crane crying. That's right. I
00:08:53Believe I am the person you are looking for
00:09:01I
00:09:31Show you a few tricks now, that's how it's done
00:10:01Oh
00:10:32It's bad my son is gone
00:10:44He's so cool
00:10:48You can tell the style used that's the chest
00:10:56Then where is unbalanced straight to the throat
00:11:02Death is almost instantaneous your teacher got killed in just the same way
00:11:10Was he following us well, what's the martial arts schools?
00:11:19I'm gonna show you a secret star. You will fight like a dragon if you can use that
00:11:27Teacher
00:11:31Like a fish
00:12:01Oh
00:12:31Oh
00:13:01Hmm you want a part of your underwear?
00:13:15Hey, I don't need to look down on me. I've got something valuable this time. I'll you bow and I have a look
00:13:23Why don't you open your goddamn eyes?
00:13:25Hmm
00:13:30What the hell's this Oh
00:13:41So Bojan you really think that I'm a fool what uses such old books no one wants them even if they were free
00:13:55Oh
00:13:58What the hell are you about now
00:14:02Uncle you come just in time. Tell me do you think that my father was a hero your father was a famous fighter?
00:14:08He never lied to anyone. Oh, yeah, right
00:14:12We've known each other so long
00:14:15You don't know recently. Yeah, I've been broke and my classes have no students
00:14:21Hey, I sure let me give you some advice you can't keep on living in this way
00:14:27But I'm no students. What else can I do? Hey, if you've got no students then try to find some
00:14:35You know, no gung-fu. Just use your wits. Maybe you'll end up being lucky. Oh
00:14:41Thank you. All right. All right. I'm saying you are here. We'll pawn your book. Oh
00:14:48Hmm 50 cents you agree or not, huh? I 50 cents uncle. Oh boy. You want it?
00:15:0350 cents a bucks to all that's all
00:15:17Oh
00:15:25Without any students you have to find some rely on your wits to get gonna succeed
00:15:47You
00:15:57Can't fight back because you don't know if you want to learn and be my student
00:16:06Here's my name and I dressed
00:16:09I'm so protect the master of the church and muscle art school
00:16:14Yeah, if you're badly hurt you have to need a doctor then 20% discount I'm a doctor do you see
00:16:26You need medicine at my school as a special medicine
00:16:29Now then if you want to hit other people just like I hate you
00:16:34I
00:16:39Did I hurt you yeah, if you can bring other students that's better. I'll give you a 5%
00:16:57Be good my baby
00:16:59Oh
00:17:02Good luck
00:17:05Mommy will take you to the program for a while. Would you like that?
00:17:17Forget it. He's already now look mommy you buy you another one, huh?
00:17:29Oh
00:17:38There's this dirty paper bill out of you
00:17:43Paper you would even beat up a young boy
00:17:52No, I didn't I only taught him to be good I only taught him how to grow up a virtuous man
00:17:57I only did it for his own good
00:18:08Yeah, you better watch it I'm mr. Surgeon surgeon Jim I am surgeon and my father
00:18:17Don't you try and fool me I'll teach you
00:18:23My brother's even better
00:18:25He was big bear Jim he's a bear
00:18:28Oh
00:18:52Kind of crap is that
00:18:58You think that looks like a snake
00:19:23Lazy snake
00:19:25Oh
00:19:51And what are you gonna do
00:19:55Oh
00:20:06Tigers I eat I just for breakfast
00:20:20Hey, this is obviously where it's all happened
00:20:25Oh
00:20:55Oh
00:21:26Yeah, thanks for helping you're an expert, huh, how do you know I'm an expert
00:21:31Ah, well, I looked at you. I knew right away. You are thought to be an expert. Oh
00:21:40That's too bad I just had to leave home
00:21:46My friend how about coming back with me? Maybe we could have a little talk
00:21:55I
00:22:01Can't drink anymore
00:22:12Besides from here on in and I shouldn't call me mister. You just call me sir, Chad
00:22:17Oh
00:22:21That's right, that's exactly right and now we're like brothers is a toast to our friendship
00:22:34What we're gonna do
00:22:37We're gonna teach students
00:22:42Teach them what I teach a mess
00:22:48You mean this yeah
00:22:52My own valley, you know, I'm reckoned with best
00:23:12And said I had to
00:23:17Is good with him
00:23:22Just see how big it is we can have hundreds of students
00:23:27My tip has a long history. It's very famous and has been for many years
00:23:31We're a first-class reputation and everybody around here is heard of it
00:23:35Oh, can't you see with my intelligence and you as expert once we get established?
00:23:42you'll become famous too and then we'll
00:23:47We
00:24:05Master why do we have to do this? I'm confident my tricks gonna work. Just you wait and see
00:24:12Your job is to sign up all the new students you'll have an important job, you'll be the big brother
00:24:22Well, if anyone comes you entertain them for me I've got a go and see mr. Jane
00:24:34Hey you awake Jim Paul Jim Paul
00:24:41I didn't think it still be
00:25:11Oh
00:25:13Oh
00:25:40What do you think of mine, huh?
00:25:43He's a guy who caused the trouble for it, I'll put it down for me
00:25:51Oh
00:25:54No, it's a challenge
00:26:09Master
00:26:13Oh
00:26:43Oh
00:27:13Oh
00:27:44Oh
00:27:54Hey, mr. No, hey, mr. No, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that to you. I really didn't mean it
00:28:06But next time yes, I'm sorry
00:28:13Oh
00:28:43Okay
00:28:52Hold on
00:28:54Put it on
00:28:56What's this? It's a mask
00:28:59Well, you hey, haven't you read the book? It says nighttime. We need it
00:29:06We we use it to cover our faces up. I read about it in the book. Okay, put it on
00:29:14Huh holds on the side, ah, that one's mine, this is yours, huh?
00:29:23I'm a hero. Why do you need a mask? Huh? Hey get up follow me
00:29:43Please don't leave me alone. Don't leave me alone by the boat. We can discuss everything. Please follow pop. I beg you
00:29:49All right. Don't call me brother Bo. I almost got killed cuz of you, huh?
00:29:54You're still alive. Look at you. You're in one piece. Hey, don't touch me
00:30:06If you try to leave me I'll put you like that really are you looking for trouble, huh?
00:30:13But you can't leave me. I'll have to pay back all the money
00:30:16They pay money cuz of you. I spent some of it already. What am I gonna tell him besides?
00:30:22You're the rival. I admire what not my business. You took their money
00:30:30What's going on out there, I don't know
00:30:44They're scared, yeah
00:30:53You know, huh Bobby he's on me very hard
00:31:13Oh
00:31:43Oh
00:32:13Oh
00:32:43Hey
00:33:03You so it is you
00:33:10Hey, I
00:33:12Saw you kill a man in the woods
00:33:42I
00:34:03Want you to learn you have to learn
00:34:12Oh
00:34:42Oh
00:35:12Oh
00:35:42Oh
00:36:13I
00:36:33Want you to pick up all that
00:36:36Right, that's very good pick him up, okay
00:36:49That's a comeback
00:37:05Oh
00:37:29How come you guys got it
00:37:35Huh
00:37:37We got wounded two days ago when he visited the gym at night
00:37:41The church and her chair. No, not him. He he isn't any good
00:37:46It was the expert. He'd hired Jimbo
00:37:52Jimbo, huh? That's right. He's a Kung Fu instructor. He's teaching fire crane style
00:37:59Fire crane I reckon Jimbo. He was involved in a massive murder. That's right
00:38:04So we went to see him right both of you got a search engine right now learn fire crane
00:38:13No, yeah, it's the only way
00:38:18Hurry up
00:38:34Hey, I'm sorry, yes, I don't know what's happening. We've been waiting all day. Where's mr. Jimbo? I don't know
00:38:43Mr. Jimbo is not feeling very well today. So I'm taking his place till he feels better
00:38:51There's no use it is knowing about it what can he teach us
00:38:54You'll find my lessons interesting I'm sure I'll be useful one of my most successful techniques that in style
00:39:01Hey, we've had all that before you don't know anything at all. Oh, that's right
00:39:07Sure, Jen, it's not such a pop coming or not. Yeah, that's right. Don't lie to us. We'll make you pay for it
00:39:24I reckon he's lying
00:39:44Five original yeah, let's pick up our shoes
00:39:46Yeah
00:39:49But where on earth did you find you by the way here a white hair gentleman told me to bring him back here
00:39:57Jimbo all right. You all right? I'm tired. Hey, I don't care. You still have to work
00:40:01Oh, those guys are gonna lynch me for sure. Hey, come on
00:40:04I
00:40:15Want you to stop practicing now all of you line up and do exactly like master Jimbo
00:40:27How do we don't understand what kind of go through is this we better learn hurry up
00:40:34Hey, come on
00:40:39Keep your arm up there. That's right. Oh, what's that like? Yeah, you know, let's do
00:40:47Taste our taste our
00:40:49Oh
00:41:03You should practice harder
00:41:07What's about
00:41:09New style change that
00:41:11Oh
00:41:18That right now, uh, all right
00:41:25Now this stuff is much better than the last one you show a change stop
00:41:30I
00:41:40Get it right now
00:41:59Oh
00:42:29I
00:42:48Was afraid you'd hang yourself you want me to die why not? It's better than being hanged when you're hanged
00:42:54You're very ugly. Oh my god
00:42:57Mr. New what you want to kill yourself? Huh? Hey you bastard. He's your dad
00:43:01So because of you that I master wanted to kill himself
00:43:04Happen, I've told you many times
00:43:07You must concede defeat
00:43:09Don't make trouble
00:43:11Master do you don't understand?
00:43:13Let me explain it to you. Frankly. I don't know any gung-ho at all. I'm just a simple goose roaster
00:43:19Do you lost in a fight to me?
00:43:21You were a sick man without medicine think about it if I'd known any gung-ho at all. I'd have my own gym
00:43:26I wouldn't stick around sure Chen the whole crazy setup was your chance idea
00:43:31That's right
00:43:33My creep is taking is still superior mercy
00:43:37I'm glad you want to live. Oh, thank you. My friend master wants to live now. Oh, that's right
00:43:45But now it's me who's gonna die
00:43:49Someone's after me
00:43:56Oh
00:44:04What am I going to do master
00:44:15Hey, what's the matter with you? What do you want now? How's your respect?
00:44:26Oh
00:44:48You are such a fool why are you tying yourself up?
00:44:56Why do you force him to learn kung-fu
00:45:02Your ghost
00:45:13There's no way you can hurt them I agree to come with you
00:45:26I
00:45:43Won't learn from you
00:45:46You sure about that I
00:45:50Won't learn kung-fu from an animal. All right, you won't learn and I'll show you something
00:45:57Oh
00:46:11Let him go no, I don't want to play any more games
00:46:16You won't learn I won't practice and I'll kill him. No, I don't try to pull any tricks
00:46:23No, I know where he lives now
00:46:26He can't run
00:46:28anywhere
00:46:32All right, I'll learn I'll learn when I go out I'll kill you
00:46:56Oh
00:47:26Oh
00:47:56Oh
00:48:15Hey, what are you doing? There's one more stop
00:48:20That one is useless it's good for nothing it's pointless anyone can defeat it, you know that huh
00:48:27Show me the rest
00:48:46No one ate so much of their body exposed to the enemy
00:48:50Unless there's a secret blow. It must be a trick
00:48:57Oh
00:49:03Uncle I told you it was useless
00:49:08Hey, you shouldn't fight like that you're moving too slow, what do you think I should do? I'll attack, huh?
00:49:21It came from where you least expected it let me explain to you
00:49:25Your hand was attacking from the other side, that's all right does it move a large movement must move too fast
00:49:33Understand
00:49:34See I'm just coming from behind you. I
00:49:37Guess they'd have to be a trick
00:49:39All right
00:49:42Go dig it
00:49:44And I got a hold of this man
00:49:47Use his hand on my back. They use his shoulder to push me and then attack
00:49:55Uncle I've gone for is really good fantastic
00:50:06All right, that's all that's enough for the day
00:50:17What do you want come back
00:50:19Hey
00:50:23Hey, you still remember the crane fist Jim Paltorch is to remember hey, of course I do sorry to me
00:50:41You're on spin I was born with us, huh? How come you're born with it? That's my mother. Oh
00:50:48I understand you must have been born deformed. Hey, it's not only your arm, but also
00:50:55your cross-eyed
00:51:01You how dare you you're not my master I'll teach you a lesson
00:51:10That's what I just learned to do say
00:51:17I
00:51:23Tell you what's wrong this man thinks he's my master. Yeah. Well don't get so upset about it upset
00:51:29Who's upset you'd better my teacher my big brother. You say don't get upset
00:51:34Don't shout at me. I run out of patience
00:51:48Hey, hold on let me explain hey come back
00:51:56Don't run away
00:52:08Uncle this man's Jim Poe
00:52:11He told us the fire crane, but we still lost the fight Oh Tory the fire get out. That's right
00:52:17He's my student buddy against me. I
00:52:20Didn't think you're so young. Huh? I'm 23 uncle. You seem young too. I
00:52:34Flatter you but you're crazy. That means you're old too
00:52:40How come an old man get so angry I could lose my temper, too
00:53:10I
00:53:40I
00:54:10I
00:54:40I
00:54:43Don't fool like that he couldn't have killed my brother watch my secret
00:55:10I
00:55:41I
00:55:43You
00:56:06Still foreign
00:56:08Your kung-fu style my brother what do you mean?
00:56:21I'm sure Jack from the church and Jim
00:56:24Remember, you used to be a close friend of my father and when I was a boy
00:56:29You always told me not to tell my mother about you and my father
00:56:33Oh
00:56:43Okay, that's just weather matrix he's now kung-fu I taught him everything somebody taught him
00:56:50Oh
00:56:58My Christ it crazy
00:57:00That's right. I've been teaching him Kung Fu. Why should you teach him Kung Fu? That's right. Why teach me?
00:57:08Because I like teaching the lad I
00:57:13Know the reason you wanna use him. Yeah, you worked it out. You do have some brain
00:57:20So my problem are too fun and all his students. You're the one who killed him. Oh, that's right. That's right
00:57:27Just say your brains
00:57:30And today I'm gonna kill you
00:57:49I
00:58:19I
00:58:49I
00:59:19I
00:59:21I
00:59:23I
00:59:48Know what you're up to you are a fool. It's now five years ago
00:59:54I
00:59:59Said a trap hoping you'd show your own hand. Yes. I killed your brother and I used chinpo to learn my crane fist kung-fu
01:00:09Because I knew you would send someone along I knew you'd find my weak spot
01:00:16But you'd forgotten it's your weak spots
01:00:19Huh, what are you the soup? Oh, he's my brother
01:00:23So you'll go send Georgia. You're right you I'll kill you
01:00:48How dare you attack your teacher here not my teacher
01:01:18I
01:01:48I
01:02:14See your
01:02:18I
01:02:32Created this style
01:02:34Kids
01:02:41My grandfather said the tiger fist why can't I make my own style, huh?
01:02:46That bastard knows many styles. Well, I don't think he knows the goose fist. I'm gonna beat him
01:02:52Huh, but you made it up. It's not so easy
01:02:56It's very hard to invent a new kung-fu style. Yeah, this secret book has lots of all stars
01:03:01I found it in my father's treasure chest. I remember when I was a child my father used to read it before
01:03:09He went off to sleep each night. It's got everything you need. Oh
01:03:14You sure have you read it I
01:03:18Never had any fighting skill
01:03:22The 108 techniques
01:03:31I
01:04:01I
01:04:31I
01:04:33I
01:04:35I
01:04:58Got this feeling that this gung-ho
01:05:01Isn't right somehow
01:05:03What's wrong with it? Didn't you say your father read it every night and wasn't he a famous fighter?
01:05:08That's right. Well, I'm doing it
01:05:12I'll have another look at the book. All right
01:05:18What do you want come on wait a hurry
01:05:21Want me to carry you? Oh, please master. I want it. Look. I'm now a very wealthy man. I don't have to listen to you
01:05:28What do you want? I
01:05:30want to shit, uh
01:05:34Go in there and shit by yourself
01:05:52Well, there's such techniques
01:05:55Chippo stumble Jimbo's dead Jimbo's dead
01:06:09You think you can hide from me but I'll never find you you say Jimbo's dead
01:06:17Is that true
01:06:20If he's dead I'll kill you
01:06:24Where is he?
01:06:30If you tell me where I can find Jimbo and I won't kill you but if you don't I will kill you
01:06:40Now will you talk
01:06:48Where is he
01:06:54Oh
01:07:25Oh
01:07:28What's the matter Oh
01:07:31Take it easy. Don't rush. Why Chris is crazy. Mr. Sharp. What's that? What do you say?
01:07:42You mad at master sure you're an animal I'll kill you
01:07:54I
01:08:05Said you've improved a lot
01:08:09These things you've learned them all from me
01:08:13Then I won't use them. All right. What else do you know my secret fist?
01:08:19This is the fatal foxy finger
01:08:49Oh
01:09:15What's wrong are you cripple cripple
01:09:19Technique is called the single leg. You just watch this
01:09:49I
01:09:59Carries the tiger
01:10:14Of course it is this is called burning from the waist down
01:10:19Oh
01:10:49I
01:11:11Got strong legs. I'll break your legs
01:11:19Oh
01:11:42What else
01:12:19Oh
01:12:49I'll turn you into a goose. You still been
01:13:19I
01:13:49Know
01:14:19Oh
01:14:49Oh
01:15:19I
01:15:21I
01:15:23I
01:15:46Got a great idea this will teach a hundred and eight stars and we'll both be rich man
01:15:53Oh