• 2 months ago
An enterprising man determined to stay afloat amidst financial struggles by opening "SLUT SZN," a racy car wash concept | dG1fQ0x2MmtuRmRBUTg
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00:00Welcome to L.A., home of the biggest tricksters, palm trees, and gangbangers.
00:06I got an idea.
00:08What fucking idea you got?
00:10We're gonna do the car wash, but we're gonna make it a slut season edition.
00:14I'm gonna call my cousin Rel, we're gonna get bad bitches pull up, they're gonna be washing the cars ass naked if we got to.
00:21I'm finna get my haircut, start my day, you just let me know when you get there, alright?
00:25If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
00:28You spent $20,000 for this bitch to come from fucking Finland?
00:36But just why though? Finland, she get wet like a fish.
00:40Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies.
00:43We're gonna come out here, we're gonna wash some cars, and we're gonna get this money on, and I'm gonna keep the most of it.
00:51I mean, I'ma give a lot of it, I'ma give a lot of it.
00:53Hey man, hey man, I'ma give a lot of it.
00:56Fuck all that, fuck all that.
00:59I ain't hired.
01:00You ain't never held a damn sign before.
01:02Chop shop slut season where you get sloppy top.
01:04You guys got my rent money?
01:06My girl!
01:07Bitch, you licking that shit in the motor.
01:09Oh, it's hard to put this in here.
01:12What the hell is fiducy?
01:14Who the greatest rapper of all time?
01:17I told you, I'm getting dirty about this money.
01:20What the fuck you doing in the trash can?
01:22You know what I hate?
01:23What?
01:24I ain't scared of ass niggas.
01:25I ain't gonna lie nigga, me too.
01:26I got a new burner, I'm ready to blick a nigga down.
01:28Ready to burn him and cook him.
01:29Nah, blick this nigga.
01:30Hello, can I get my car?
01:32When is y'all gonna come home with my car?
01:34How long y'all be here?
01:35Suck my dick?
01:36Suck your dick?
01:37Over there asking me to suck your dick, you ain't offering no money.
01:40I need this goddamn money!
01:42If y'all don't get no motherfucking car, I'll kill y'all first!
01:45Hey, hey, say, y'all still open?
01:47What you need bruh? I got all types.
01:48Listen man, these hoes weak. I need the shit you be using.
01:50Sophie!
01:51Come here girl.
01:52You that girl from that Spiderman video.
02:00Oh, let me find out niggas getting money.
02:03Oh, are you here for the fiducy special?
02:05Fiducy special? What is that?
02:07You don't know what fiducy is?
02:08You got one?
02:09Yeah.
02:10Let me see it.
02:11This how we pay the rent every month.
02:14Put some suds on my ass though.
02:16Suds on the ass.
02:17It's up with you, and it's five to go down.
02:19What you do for a living?
02:21Cause I just opened a car wash. This shit ain't working.
02:24Man, I sell drugs and pimples.
02:28Let's go in business.
02:30I'm around with you.
02:32Let's go.
02:33If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
02:37I'd wanna suck me too.
02:39I'd wanna suck me too.