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00:00All right, I've thought of a way you can make it up to me.
00:05Georgie, when I found out you knocked up my daughter, I was going to shoot you.
00:11I didn't.
00:12We're square.
00:13Mandy paid some guy's medical bills.
00:17What's his name?
00:18You're not going to quit, are you?
00:20St. Joseph's Medical Center.
00:23Oh, that's a chunk of change.
00:25And I'm going to get it.
00:27What's his name?
00:28Why don't you ask Mandy?
00:29I did.
00:30She won't tell me.
00:31Look, if I tell you, it has to stay secret.
00:36Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye.
00:39Not on the monkey bars.
00:41Just say you promise.
00:44Promise.
00:49Georgie, you're a good man.
00:55I try, sir.
01:00So glad I didn't shoot him.
01:05Weird.
01:08What?
01:11Well, this article says to put cabbage leaves in your bra when you're ready to stop breastfeeding.
01:20Why would you do that?
01:21To help dry up your milk.
01:24What happens to the cabbage leaves?
01:26That's your question?
01:27Good news, my mail's finally come to this address.
01:32Oh, joy.
01:33Check it out.
01:34What's that?
01:35My very first credit card.
01:40You never had one before?
01:41Nope.
01:42Blockbuster card, subway card, that's it.
01:45Not even a library card?
01:47Good one.
01:48Congrats, son.
01:50This is going right next to my driver's license.
01:53Maybe it's time to retire the Velcro.
01:57Why?
01:58It still works.
02:00You just be careful, those cards can get you in trouble.
02:04Amanda knows a thing or two about that, don't you, Amanda?
02:07Oh, yeah.
02:09Well, when I was younger, I got a little carried away, but I learned my lesson.
02:15Younger like my age?
02:17Yes.
02:18So a long time ago.
02:20Yes.
02:33Here.
02:34What's this?
02:35It's all my credit card bills.
02:37Everything.
02:38MasterCard, American Express, Visa, Discover.
02:42Are there any you don't have?
02:44They came to me, I didn't go to them.
02:47Oh, what's this charge for?
02:49Um, a purse.
02:51Just one?
02:53A really nice one.
02:55I'm assuming it didn't have Velcro.
02:58What about this one?
03:00That would be shoes.
03:01And this one?
03:02Shoes.
03:04What's the Plaza?
03:05Oh, that's a hotel in New York City.
03:07Across the street from a really great shoe store.
03:10You went to New York to buy shoes?
03:12I also saw a taping of Saturday Night Live, which was free.
03:17What's this St. Joseph's Medical Center?
03:19Oh, that, um, that was an emergency room visit.
03:23What happened to you?
03:24It wasn't me, it was a friend of mine.
03:26What happened to her?
03:27It was a him, and he had an accident.
03:30Okay, but why did you pay the bill?
03:33Because he was my boyfriend and he had no money.
03:35You had no money?
03:37Yeah, but I had the credit card.
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