Having missed out on his cult's long awaited ritual suicide, an obnoxious loser teams up with his bogus ex-messiah to re | dG1fNW54emcxdWlqZ2s
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00:00Why do you think you're ready to transcend?
00:03I mean, because it sounds sick, honestly.
00:06Getting slurped up.
00:09God's watching.
00:11Me and you forever.
00:13Forever.
00:17Guys?
00:23Authorities speculate that this was a doomsday cult
00:26and have released this photo.
00:28Authorities ask for any information
00:30regarding the red-haired man in the center.
00:35Why aren't you dead?
00:37I did die, champ. I was sent back to get you.
00:39You couldn't transcend without me.
00:41We need each other.
00:43What's up?
00:44I cannot wait to get some followers.
00:46So you guys are like a family?
00:47That's right.
00:48No brothers barging in on your privacy.
00:50Stop eating off! It's time to go to work!
00:52No Uncle Aaron stuffing you in a sleeping bag,
00:54not letting your ass out,
00:56screaming like,
00:58like,
00:59Help me!
01:00This is Diane,
01:01and I feel like she might be exactly
01:03the kind of person we're looking for.
01:05Nothing, nothing, nothing!
01:09The family grows stronger with another member.
01:12I'm Jim Smith.
01:13Three balls Billy!
01:14You picked up a hitchhiker who may well be a murderer.
01:17Hey guys, my name is Bull.
01:19You know who I am?
01:20Are you kidding me right now?
01:21What the hell is he doing?
01:26Hey!
01:27The gravel has scraped my teeth!