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00:00:00Hello, and welcome to my guide on how to lose a guy in one date.
00:00:19Now, where is my unwilling participant?
00:00:20Holy fuck!
00:00:21Is this the guy?
00:00:22Elsa doesn't know what she missed out on.
00:00:32No, focus on my $5,000.
00:00:38Excuse me?
00:00:39You must be Elsa Smith from the Smith family.
00:00:42Actually, I'm not her.
00:00:44I'm only here because...
00:00:49Your boyfriend's debt's way overdue, Miss Lisa.
00:00:52You can't pay it back.
00:00:54Well, I guess you'd have to pay for it a different way.
00:00:59Ex-boyfriend.
00:01:00And I didn't spend a penny of it.
00:01:02Go find him.
00:01:03You vouch for it.
00:01:04You gotta pay it back, or you'll be my little slut for the rest of your life, Miss Lisa
00:01:10from B&G Group.
00:01:11Fine, but losing my job isn't gonna help either of us.
00:01:15Can I...
00:01:16Can I have one week?
00:01:20You have three days.
00:01:24CEO Alex is the chairman's grandson.
00:01:27Eligible bachelor alert.
00:01:28I can't wait to meet him when he comes in later.
00:01:30Hey, I'm talking to you.
00:01:32You little slut.
00:01:33What are you doing all that for?
00:01:35I have one step towards becoming married to a gold mine.
00:01:40I'm going to take this opportunity.
00:01:42These people look so gullible.
00:01:44Because it might be the last time I can.
00:01:47How do I look?
00:01:48Give me that.
00:01:49Hey, no, actually, that's really expensive.
00:01:50Yeah, but I want to use it normally.
00:01:51No, no, please.
00:01:52Please.
00:01:53It's limited.
00:01:54I hate spriggety, ladies, but...
00:01:55It's not gonna happen.
00:01:56And who are you to say that?
00:01:57Oh, I'm Alex's first love.
00:01:58Seriously?
00:01:59Mm-hmm.
00:02:00Ten years ago, it was a dark and stormy night in the middle of the desert, and he came riding
00:02:13in on a horse, completely shirtless, his abs being so hot and sweaty.
00:02:19And then it would keep going.
00:02:23To unlock the rest of the story, you're gonna have to pay me five bucks.
00:02:28I don't carry cash.
00:02:31And then what?
00:02:36Whoa.
00:02:39So he jumped off his horse and came and found me, and we started ripping off each other's
00:02:48clothes, just completely tearing them apart, so animalistic.
00:02:51And then?
00:02:52And then he was the Thor who couldn't raise his hammer.
00:03:00The CEO is right behind you.
00:03:05It was actually the best sex of my life, sir.
00:03:08Like, so good.
00:03:09I've been thinking about it for years.
00:03:11Seriously awesome.
00:03:12God, I'm so lucky he didn't see my face.
00:03:16You should write for a good novel.
00:03:18Should I fire you so that you can chase your fantasy writer's dream?
00:03:25I'm so doomed.
00:03:28Fuck my life.
00:03:31Hey, what's up?
00:03:33Help, Lisa.
00:03:34I need you to front me for a blind date.
00:03:37What?
00:03:39Fuck.
00:03:40How do I make that amount of money with this shitty job?
00:03:44So what did you want to talk about?
00:03:46Well, my dad is trying to set me up on some blind date with some rich man's son, and I
00:03:52need you to sabotage this hypocritical political arrangement.
00:03:56No.
00:03:57What if I gave you $1,000?
00:04:00No.
00:04:01No deal.
00:04:02No way.
00:04:03$2,000.
00:04:04No.
00:04:05Okay.
00:04:06$5,000.
00:04:07Take or leave it.
00:04:09You have three days.
00:04:10You've got to pay it back, or you'll be my little slut for the rest of your life.
00:04:15It's just a date.
00:04:17How bad can it be?
00:04:19Deal.
00:04:20Only because I'm your friend.
00:04:22And make him hear my name, okay?
00:04:24Okay.
00:04:25I'll make sure he wishes he was never born.
00:04:27Perfect.
00:04:29One date, and I will make him cry like a baby.
00:04:48Holy fuck.
00:04:49Is this the guy?
00:04:50Elsa doesn't know what she missed out on.
00:04:52No.
00:04:53Focus on my $5,000.
00:04:55Excuse me.
00:04:58You must be Elsa Smith.
00:05:00From the Smith family.
00:05:10Just stay calm.
00:05:11I'm not going to be swayed by your looks.
00:05:13Time to scare off this man with my three signature moves.
00:05:17First, be rude.
00:05:23Sorry.
00:05:24I have so much phlegm in my throat.
00:05:27It's so great to meet you.
00:05:30Number two, get physical.
00:05:34Your fingers are, like, so long and nimble.
00:05:37I bet you can do, like, a lot of things with them.
00:05:43He's totally freaking out.
00:05:45You know, I got this amazing pedicure today.
00:05:48Want to see it?
00:05:49He must think I'm a slut now.
00:05:51Isn't it so pretty?
00:05:53I love hot pink.
00:05:56Whoops.
00:06:00Take my card.
00:06:07You should get a job at Good Novel.
00:06:14I do not let him get away with this.
00:06:17I do not let him remember my face.
00:06:23That guy is your new CEO?
00:06:25Yes, I'm not kidding, Elsa.
00:06:26Get here right now. I'm leaving.
00:06:28Calm down and listen to me, okay?
00:06:29There's literally no chance he's ever going to run into you again.
00:06:33He's the CEO and you're just some random employee.
00:06:36I promise, please, just get through tonight and I will give you more money.
00:06:42Okay. Calm down, Lisa.
00:06:44He hasn't recognized me yet.
00:06:46I just need to get this date over with.
00:06:53So, I hear you're a businessman.
00:06:55You know, my daddy's the governor, but I hate mentors.
00:06:58Is that the PDD group under your family?
00:07:01That was a part-time job.
00:07:04So what is it you do exactly?
00:07:07Number three, be provocative as fuck.
00:07:10As fuck.
00:07:13I do a little thing called only hands.
00:07:19You want to make a video?
00:07:23No one's going to like this batshit crazy chick now.
00:07:33Hey guys, welcome to Just Splash Studios.
00:07:35Oh shit. What did I get myself into?
00:07:41Hmm. She's messing with me.
00:07:45Let's see how long you can keep up the act.
00:07:50What can I help you with?
00:07:51We'll take the Just Splash for two.
00:07:53Great. Which one would you guys like?
00:07:55We'll let the lady decide.
00:07:57We have room number one, BDSM.
00:08:01Room number one, BDSM.
00:08:09Room number two, Uniform Temptation.
00:08:21I need to get out of here, now.
00:08:23I'll just, um, the bathroom.
00:08:31First date. I would never think a governor's daughter would do that. That's just disgusting.
00:08:45I cannot believe that she has to be part of our plan.
00:08:48She just hawked a loogie and a cup? I mean, like, did you look at it?
00:08:54Listen, I'm going to make a phone call and call the cousins and make sure we get this whole thing taken care of.
00:08:58You'll never have to see her again.
00:09:01Cheers.
00:09:08Damn, girl. You are chugging that. What has gotten into you?
00:09:13I'm telling you, if I didn't have to deal with David, I would have never done that.
00:09:17Well, truth be told, I would have called the cops on him.
00:09:20But let's not worry about him tonight.
00:09:23By the way, is everything all good? Like, there's not going to be some CEO up my ass now?
00:09:29Because he's thoroughly freaked out.
00:09:31You will never have to deal with him again.
00:09:38Hi, Daddy.
00:09:41Uh-huh.
00:09:44Okay. Love you, too.
00:09:48What did you do?
00:09:49He's asking me, well, no, asking you to marry him.
00:09:55I'm sorry.
00:09:56What?
00:09:59I'm sorry.
00:10:05God, I can't be late for this meeting.
00:10:14Seriously? I thought I'd never see him again.
00:10:17Going down, little lady. You coming or not?
00:10:24Design department.
00:10:26Alex, what are you thinking about this marriage? I mean, are you serious or are you just screwing around?
00:10:32Sir, why don't we wait to have that conversation when we get upstairs in private?
00:10:38Don't look at my face. Don't look at my face.
00:10:45Oh, excuse me.
00:10:51Oh, excuse me.
00:10:52No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:57Drop this.
00:11:00Keep it.
00:11:06What's going on, boss? What are you thinking?
00:11:08Who are we having?
00:11:09I'll just, uh, the bathroom.
00:11:17A big deal.
00:11:19Huh?
00:11:20Shh.
00:11:24A big deal.
00:11:26Among girls.
00:11:32Alex is asking to meet with you right now.
00:11:35If I lose my job because of this, you're going to have to support me.
00:11:38Well, let's just hope my dad doesn't disown me if he finds out about this.
00:11:42Anyway, all you have to do is reject him on the spot.
00:11:45I can't believe that marriage is not going to happen.
00:11:48I promise everything will be fine and I swear this is the last time I'm asking you to do this.
00:11:54What do I get in return?
00:11:56The world is your oyster and my purses are yours.
00:12:01Not bad. My debt could be paid off.
00:12:08What's the matter, Elsa?
00:12:10Not putting in a show tonight, are we?
00:12:12Speak your mind. Somebody's waiting for me.
00:12:14Good. I don't want to keep anybody waiting, so here's the deal.
00:12:18I want the marriage as soon as possible.
00:12:22Stop. When did I say I was going to marry you?
00:12:29Let me say this again.
00:12:31If you're my wife, you and your family will have all the money in the world.
00:12:35Hallie, you and I can even hold seats to the Senate.
00:12:39If you want, of course.
00:12:40First Dave, now this? Is there even one man left in the world that cares about love?
00:12:45Fuck you. You know, people like you only treat marriage like it's some business transaction.
00:12:50This is a business transaction, Elsa. It's not love.
00:12:54Of course, I can make an exception, but...
00:13:01Have you ever been in love?
00:13:04No, you haven't.
00:13:06You've never known what that feels like.
00:13:08Never known what that feels like.
00:13:11You know, never start something if you're not going to finish it.
00:13:24You and I are nothing alike, Alex.
00:13:27I still believe in love, while you are a power-hungry cynic with nothing left in your heart.
00:13:34Elsa, wait.
00:13:36Hey, I want to say I'm sorry for making you cry earlier.
00:13:40You didn't make me cry. You're not worth my tears.
00:13:45I mean, sometimes you think it's kind of rude to just leave me back there.
00:13:49I don't want to talk about this. You're a self-entitled, self-obsessed freak.
00:14:06Here.
00:14:08Oh, shit. He's so cute.
00:14:13I'm going to fall in love.
00:14:18Is this how he really plays things out? Because if so, I'm really crushing on him.
00:14:25Here.
00:14:27Thanks.
00:14:29Oh, she's so pretty.
00:14:31Thanks.
00:14:33Oh, she's so pretty.
00:14:38Oh, my God. That's the governor's daughter.
00:14:45What the hell? What the hell just happened?
00:14:53Hello? Sir, we have the footage from that day.
00:15:01Oh, my God.
00:15:06It's not Elsa Smith.
00:15:12Wait, wait. Hang on a second. Did she actually say that?
00:15:16Does she think it's true? Am I really that despicable in a woman's eyes?
00:15:22I don't know, boss. You know, look. Some people could think that you're a little self-entitled, right?
00:15:28I mean, obviously, everybody knows that you're super self-entitled.
00:15:31Have you ever been in love? No, you haven't. You've never known what that feels like.
00:15:39Oh, shit, boss. Are you crying? Oh, my God. Dude, I didn't mean to make you cry. I just...
00:15:43Boss, I'm just kidding. I didn't mean to actually hurt your feelings. I didn't know you were sad.
00:15:47What's going on with the senator?
00:15:49Oh, senator. Right. Yeah. We have used all of the resources at our disposal to sway public opinion, which is good.
00:15:55But what's not good, the bad news is that we used all the resources at our disposal,
00:16:01and now we don't have any resources left to sway the senator's opinion.
00:16:04So that is unfortunate for us right now. We have to figure that out, okay?
00:16:08Yeah. Look, I need everything in Elsa Smith.
00:16:20Lisa, did you forget about our quarterly meeting today?
00:16:23The CEO is here.
00:16:25Can I skip it?
00:16:27No, girl. Come on.
00:16:29Why is he fucking everywhere?
00:16:38Okay.
00:16:41Camouflage. Nicely done.
00:16:43Nicely done.
00:16:48Guys, I gotta say, this is beautiful.
00:16:52Which one have you designed?
00:16:54That's from Lisa, Mr. Brown.
00:16:57Miss.
00:16:59My talent being recognized at the worst possible time. Fuck my life.
00:17:04Miss, why are you looking away?
00:17:06Should I just pass out on the spot?
00:17:08Boss, I got the documents you've been asking about.
00:17:12You're the man, Sammy.
00:17:16When will this freaking meeting end?
00:17:19Alright, guys. Meeting adjourned. Thank you.
00:17:22Hang on one second.
00:17:38What was she wearing that night?
00:17:40Kind of hard to forget.
00:17:42Leather print, gold shoes, black fishnets.
00:17:48Bold, Sammy.
00:17:56Where have I seen that guy before?
00:18:02Miss, you getting in or not?
00:18:05Yeah.
00:18:06Fuck. That has to be Alex's assistant, Sam.
00:18:12Hi.
00:18:14Hey, girl. I can't do this anymore. My cover's blown.
00:18:17Hi. What's going on?
00:18:19What if I just tell him?
00:18:21It's better to confess than being exposed.
00:18:23There might be room for maneuver.
00:18:25That was crazy as fuck. What's wrong with losing it?
00:18:28Yeah, what's his deal?
00:18:30I don't know.
00:18:32You shameless bitch!
00:18:34You fucking liar!
00:18:36Get out of my office!
00:18:38Let's do this another time.
00:18:47Not him again.
00:18:51Excuse me.
00:18:53You coming in?
00:19:04He smells good.
00:19:07Why is my heart beating so fast?
00:19:20The power will come back on.
00:19:36Fuck.
00:20:07Are you okay?
00:20:12Are you okay?
00:20:17Does he have claustrophobia?
00:20:20Hey, hey. Open the door, okay?
00:20:23Don't be afraid.
00:20:28Are you okay? Okay?
00:20:30Alex, are you okay? Are you okay?
00:20:33Where's Mommy and Daddy?
00:20:36Your parents have been in a very serious accident, son.
00:20:40Serious accident, son. Accident, son.
00:20:45Hey, hey. Are you okay?
00:20:48Don't come near me. Stay back.
00:20:51He's not getting better.
00:20:53Does he have PTSD?
00:20:55Get away from me! Get away from me!
00:20:57Calm down. You're going to hurt yourself.
00:21:00Alex, stop that. You're going to hurt yourself. Stop. Get your...
00:21:03Alex!
00:21:05Mom! What are you going to do? Give me rabies?
00:21:12Your voice sounds familiar.
00:21:15No.
00:21:17I work for the janitor.
00:21:19Janitor?
00:21:21You should come closer.
00:21:23No, I've got to go.
00:21:26Hey, wait.
00:21:29I want to say thank you.
00:21:46Jamie.
00:21:48Boss, I've got some news for you. The girl you went on a date with was not Elsa Smith.
00:21:51It was Lisa from the design team.
00:22:04Daring to threaten Lisa? Oh, you are so dead.
00:22:17Oh, let me get this for you.
00:22:19This is my favorite tea.
00:22:21Is there anything else I can help you with?
00:22:35This isn't the girl that Alex is dating.
00:22:38She's way too pretty.
00:22:40And her hair is red.
00:22:42Are you Elsa Smith?
00:22:44Uh-huh.
00:22:47What are you doing here?
00:22:49I'm sorry, what?
00:22:51Oh, I know exactly who you are. And if I find out that you're trying to mess this whole thing up with Lisa, oh, you are so dead.
00:23:05Isn't it so pretty?
00:23:08Miss, why are you looking away?
00:23:11You didn't make me cry.
00:23:13And I'm worth my tears.
00:23:15Lisa Davis.
00:23:17It was you all along.
00:23:23It was you all along.
00:23:24It was you all along.
00:23:31Hello?
00:23:33Alex, I want you to clear your schedule. You're going to drive me to see an old army buddy.
00:23:38No time. I have a date.
00:23:40A date? A date is more important than me?
00:23:44Yeah, a date.
00:23:47Date? Date?
00:23:50Yeah.
00:23:52Okay. Alright.
00:23:54Listen, I'll take care of myself. You go do that because you are getting married.
00:23:59And I want a full report of how it goes.
00:24:03You got it. Bye.
00:24:13Alex is definitely a lone wolf. Like, he doesn't ask his family for anything.
00:24:16You know, I actually heard the craziest story. That he was kidnapped by our ex-CEO, Mr. Gray.
00:24:23No way.
00:24:25But it gets even crazier because he took out his own kidnappers and then he got rid of everybody in the company that was related to Mr. Gray.
00:24:32Don't be afraid.
00:24:37Are you okay? Okay?
00:24:39Alex, are you okay? Are you okay?
00:24:42Where's Mommy and Daddy?
00:24:43Where's Mommy and Daddy?
00:24:46Your parents have been in a very serious accident, son. Serious accident, son. Accident, son.
00:24:55Hey. Hey. Are you okay?
00:24:58Don't come near me. Stay back.
00:25:01He's not getting better. Does he have PTSD?
00:25:04Hey. Get away from me. Get away from me. No.
00:25:07Calm down. You're going to hurt yourself.
00:25:10Alex, stop that. You're going to hurt yourself. Stop. Get your...
00:25:16What are you going to do? Give me rabies?
00:25:22Your voice sounds familiar.
00:25:25No. I work for the janitor.
00:25:29Janitor. You should come closer.
00:25:33No. I've got to go.
00:25:34I've got to go.
00:25:36Hey, wait. I just... I want to say thank you.
00:25:56Sammy.
00:25:57Boss, I got some news for you. The girl you went on a date with was not Elsa Smith.
00:26:01It was Lisa from the design team.
00:26:05Huh?
00:26:14Daring to threaten Lisa? Oh, you are so dead.
00:26:25Oh. Here you go.
00:26:27Oh, let me get this for you.
00:26:29This is my favorite tea.
00:26:31Is there anything else I can help you with?
00:26:34Hey.
00:26:46This isn't the girl from Alex's date.
00:26:49She's way too pretty. And her hair is red.
00:26:53Are you Elsa Smith?
00:26:58What are you doing here?
00:26:59I'm sorry. What?
00:27:00Oh, I know exactly who you are.
00:27:01And if I find out that you're trying to mess this whole thing up with Lisa, oh, you are so dead.
00:27:16Isn't it so pretty?
00:27:18Miss, why are you looking away?
00:27:21You didn't make me cry. You're not worth my tears.
00:27:25Lisa Davis. It was you all along.
00:27:32It was you all along.
00:27:41Hello?
00:27:42Alex, I want you to clear your schedule. You're going to drive me to see an old army buddy.
00:27:47No time. I have a date.
00:27:50A date? A date is more important than me?
00:27:54Yeah. A date.
00:27:57Date? Date.
00:27:59Yeah.
00:28:02Okay. Alright.
00:28:04Listen, I'll take care of myself. You go do that because you are getting married.
00:28:09And I want a full report of how it goes.
00:28:13You got it. Bye.
00:28:23Alex is definitely a lone wolf. Like, he doesn't ask his family for anything.
00:28:27You know, I actually heard the craziest story. That he was kidnapped by our ex-CEO, Mr. Gray.
00:28:34No way.
00:28:35But it gets even crazier because he took out his own kidnappers.
00:28:38And then he got rid of everybody in the company that was related to Mr. Gray.
00:28:42And I don't mean just fired. I mean, he got rid of them.
00:28:46He's cruel, but brave. I mean, a little hot, but still cruel.
00:28:51I know. Do you even remember Steve from HR?
00:28:53Who's that?
00:28:54I know. Me either.
00:28:56One day, he was here. The next, poof. He's gone.
00:28:59He's dead?
00:29:01It's the power of Alex, you know? I just wonder how many bodies are there.
00:29:08Don't come near me. No! No!
00:29:11Now that I know his little secret, am I also going to be one of those dead bodies?
00:29:16I have a proposal for you, Ms. Elsa.
00:29:19I thought I made myself pretty clear that I don't want anything to do with you.
00:29:22Amy, I just want you to act out the rest of the show for the sake of my grandpa.
00:29:27And for your time, I'll pay you $50,000.
00:29:30$50,000?
00:29:35Sorry to disappoint, but I'm still not ready for this.
00:29:38I'm not ready for this either.
00:29:40Ahem.
00:29:43Sorry to disappoint, but I'm still not interested.
00:29:46My daddy is the governor of Washington, for God's sake.
00:29:48I didn't exactly grow up on a meal stipend.
00:29:51Ding! Ding! Ding!
00:29:53Shit! How can I retract that?
00:29:58What does she mean by this?
00:30:00If a woman rejects you, will she send a heart emoji?
00:30:03Heart emoji?
00:30:09If a woman rejects you, will she send a heart emoji?
00:30:13We need a little more context, boss.
00:30:15What are we talking about?
00:30:16It's just for a friend.
00:30:20That doesn't mean shit.
00:30:21They call it a little butt press, a little butt play, maybe?
00:30:26I don't know. Why don't I go make a few phone calls and figure it out? How about that?
00:30:29Yeah, alright.
00:30:33I'm a patient man, Lisa Davis.
00:30:36But you'll fall into my trap.
00:30:43Shit!
00:30:45God damn it!
00:30:57You bounced four. You gotta pay it back.
00:31:00Shit!
00:31:01Alex, not now. Where can I hide from both of them?
00:31:19Who are you? Who are you?
00:31:21Consider this a warning. Don't come near her again.
00:31:24That bitch! I mean, that lady owes me money.
00:31:28How much?
00:31:29$150,000 plus interest.
00:31:36$150,000?
00:31:40Loser.
00:31:47I'll raise my compensation to $150,000, Miss Elsa.
00:31:50Please reconsider my offer.
00:31:52Three dates, $150,000.
00:31:54Nothing other than coffee chats or dinner.
00:31:56However, if you break our contract, you will have to pay me back double.
00:32:01This is perfect.
00:32:03It's the exact amount I need.
00:32:08The economy is not doing too hot in Washington these days.
00:32:11Contract is signed. Looking forward to it.
00:32:13Me too.
00:32:16Game on.
00:32:18Time to pay up after jerking me around.
00:32:21Any miles?
00:32:22Any miles?
00:32:24I'm not available right now.
00:32:31Fine. Give me a minute.
00:32:36Hey, why did you need me?
00:32:40Well, so here's the thing.
00:32:42We both know each other pretty well, yeah?
00:32:45But there's still some loose ends we could tie up.
00:32:49What do you want to know?
00:32:55You said you worked at a family firm.
00:33:03What exactly do you guys specialize in?
00:33:10Well, we specialize in feminine products.
00:33:15You wouldn't understand.
00:33:23Blobbery.
00:33:26Okay.
00:33:29But everything I'm wearing right now is from my brand.
00:33:32T-R-Lying.
00:33:35Why am I here, Alex? You could have called me about this.
00:33:38I know. I guess it's a big waste of our time, huh?
00:33:41See you around.
00:33:47I drove 20 miles for this?
00:33:53Hey.
00:33:54Where the hell are you, girl?
00:33:55Mr. Prom just scheduled a meeting and it's happening in like 20 minutes.
00:33:58You better be back before then.
00:34:00What?
00:34:07If I go in there now, he's going to recognize me.
00:34:13Sammy.
00:34:14So, we think it would be a good idea with the flu going around
00:34:17if everybody wore masks during the staff meetings.
00:34:20So, if you feel a little tickle in your throat,
00:34:22getting a little sicky, pop on a mask.
00:34:25Protect your friends.
00:34:26Thank God for the flu.
00:34:30Where have you been?
00:34:31Why are you so late?
00:34:32Mr. Prom's been waiting for me.
00:34:34What? What are you talking about?
00:34:36Why does he hear where I am?
00:34:37I don't know.
00:34:38Um, Lisa's here, Mr. Prom.
00:34:40So, guys, I have very exciting news.
00:34:43Lisa from the design team has made it to the finals of the competition.
00:34:47What?
00:34:49Now, wait a minute.
00:34:50I have even better news.
00:34:53This is the first competition since I took office,
00:34:56so I'll be involved every step of the way,
00:34:58which means, Lisa, you and I will be going to the business meeting together
00:35:01down at the factory to pick out the fabrics.
00:35:05Wow.
00:35:06Yes.
00:35:07So exciting.
00:35:09How can you get through an entire day and night with him?
00:35:13Sammy.
00:35:14Hey, boss.
00:35:15Listen, Tompkins is pressing again,
00:35:17and with the bill going through in a couple days,
00:35:19this is just, uh, it's not looking good for us, man.
00:35:22Tompkins?
00:35:23Sammy, who the hell is Tompkins?
00:35:25Tompkins Wyatt, man.
00:35:27The senator?
00:35:28The guy who's trying to get us kicked out of Washington.
00:35:31What's going on with you right now, buddy?
00:35:33Oh, the senator.
00:35:34Sammy, don't worry.
00:35:35I'm not worried.
00:35:36I'm not worried.
00:35:37I'm not worried.
00:35:38I'm not worried.
00:35:39I'm not worried.
00:35:40Oh, the senator.
00:35:41Sammy, don't worry.
00:35:42Look, I have my ways.
00:35:43Yeah, that's cute, buddy, but listen,
00:35:45I don't think you do because you just forgot what the senator's name was, so...
00:35:48Listen, I think it'd be best if you just got back...
00:35:52Hello?
00:35:53Hi.
00:35:54Hello?
00:35:56I need to check on the measurements of this one.
00:35:58That's all right.
00:36:41All right.
00:36:48Crap.
00:36:49Is he actually going to do that?
00:37:05Shit!
00:37:06Alex! Alex! Alex!
00:37:08Wake up!
00:37:09Fuck, I shouldn't have tried to get that folder.
00:37:10Alex, come on, wake up!
00:37:11Wake up!
00:37:12Help!
00:37:13Somebody help me!
00:37:18Alex, wake up!
00:37:19Wake up!
00:37:20There's something I need to tell you, okay?
00:37:21Please!
00:37:22Please wake up.
00:37:28Well...
00:37:30What is it exactly?
00:37:33Hey!
00:37:34Ow!
00:37:35That hurt even more!
00:37:36I'm out of here.
00:37:37You're just going to leave me here with my ankle still hurting?
00:37:40See you later.
00:37:45Hey!
00:37:46Ow!
00:37:54Jill.
00:38:01I'm sorry.
00:38:02For what?
00:38:05For everything.
00:38:08For everything.
00:38:20I have to confess something to you.
00:38:24I was at the elevator when you passed out.
00:38:29When I was 18,
00:38:30I stole my dad's car and got into this bad car crash
00:38:34and could never drive again.
00:38:37But now I'm driving your car right now, so...
00:38:42What I'm trying to say is,
00:38:43you can overcome your fears.
00:38:46So...
00:38:47Stop, stop.
00:38:48I'm just trying to help you.
00:38:50I know, I know.
00:38:51But hey, look.
00:38:52It's enough.
00:39:08Are you okay?
00:39:10You can overcome your fears.
00:39:12Stop, stop.
00:39:13I'm just trying to...
00:39:15It's enough.
00:39:19How do I apologize to a girl, Sammy?
00:39:25How do I apologize to a girl, Sammy?
00:39:28I mean, what do I have to do to make her forgive me?
00:39:31Well, I don't know from personal experience, boss,
00:39:34but from what I've heard is you find out their preference
00:39:37and you strike with precision.
00:39:40How do I know what she likes?
00:39:41Oh, well, that's easy.
00:39:43All of our employees fill out a little questionnaire on their first day.
00:39:46It's got their interests, hobbies,
00:39:48you know, stuff they like to do, things like...
00:39:49Sammy.
00:39:51I didn't know she's our employee.
00:39:53Did I say our?
00:39:55I think what I said was,
00:39:57are you... you're looking thirsty.
00:40:00Are you ready for that next cup of hot coffee?
00:40:02Yeah.
00:40:03Coffee. Sammy, hot coffee.
00:40:05I got it, boss.
00:40:06You're not hot yet, but you will be when I get that coffee.
00:40:13Next date is Saturday afternoon, Elsa.
00:40:22Maybe he's a little kooky on the head,
00:40:24but somehow he's like a magnet that always pulls me closer.
00:40:28Did you hear?
00:40:29The senator's going to pass that bill and drive us out of this state.
00:40:32Oh, I heard, but don't worry.
00:40:34I have it on very good authority
00:40:36that the governor's daughter and Alex are dating.
00:40:39So with that layer of protection from the governor,
00:40:42no one's going to touch us.
00:40:43Money and looks.
00:40:45Who's going to reject that?
00:40:46Wish I was the governor's daughter.
00:40:58Hello, lovely.
00:40:59Hello.
00:41:00How are you?
00:41:01I'm good.
00:41:02Here's your gift.
00:41:05Oh, my God.
00:41:06How did you know I love Dalmatians?
00:41:08Oh, there's plenty more surprises. Come on.
00:41:12Oh, Jesus.
00:41:13Stop wiggling, would you?
00:41:14Stop wiggling.
00:41:16What?
00:41:17Stop wiggling.
00:41:18Stop wiggling.
00:41:19Stop wiggling.
00:41:20Stop wiggling.
00:41:21Stop wiggling.
00:41:22Stop wiggling.
00:41:23Stop wiggling.
00:41:24Stop wiggling.
00:41:25Stop wiggling.
00:41:27What is poking me?
00:41:35Welcome to the kitchen.
00:41:37Make yourself comfortable.
00:41:38I'll get started on dinner.
00:41:40My favorite thing to do,
00:41:42cooking and eating with someone I like.
00:41:48Your hair looks different.
00:41:50Same style?
00:41:51A little different.
00:41:52Decided to go brown.
00:41:54It looks lovely.
00:41:56And the dress?
00:41:59Looks great on you.
00:42:01All of it.
00:42:02Smashing.
00:42:04How did I get so lucky?
00:42:25But sometimes I get involved and
00:42:28nothing stays the same.
00:42:35For you, my love.
00:42:37Ow.
00:42:38Oh, yeah.
00:42:39Bon appétit.
00:42:49Knife to the face. Knife to the face.
00:42:50Knife to the face.
00:42:51Hey, I made you dinner.
00:42:52Oh, okay, thank you.
00:42:53Can you put it in my mouth?
00:42:54Yeah?
00:42:55What do you want me to do?
00:42:56Fork, fork, fork, fork.
00:42:57Yes, yes.
00:42:58It's a dungeon, babe.
00:42:59It's a dungeon, babe.
00:43:04Was that marinated in salt?
00:43:06That was fucking disgusting, babe.
00:43:08I tried it.
00:43:09It wasn't that bad.
00:43:10Oh, it wasn't that bad?
00:43:11You tried it?
00:43:12Well, order takeout like I said.
00:43:15Go.
00:43:23Mmm.
00:43:36Any comments?
00:43:38It's perfect.
00:43:42You know, when I was growing up,
00:43:43my parents always ordered takeout.
00:43:45They were so busy.
00:43:48I don't think I've ever had a home-cooked meal.
00:43:51So, cooking like this is really special.
00:43:55Maybe I could be your personal chef.
00:44:02Wait here.
00:44:10Because let me tell you.
00:44:14Wow.
00:44:15One month meat-aversary.
00:44:18It just feels like every day with you is a gift.
00:44:32I'm not Elsa.
00:44:34I don't deserve any of this.
00:44:36My Cinderella story is over.
00:44:38And I should return where I belong.
00:44:43I have to go.
00:44:44I'm sorry.
00:44:47Everything he did tonight was for Elsa.
00:44:49I can't pretend to be Elsa anymore.
00:44:55Davis?
00:45:09Boss.
00:45:10Not now.
00:45:12Well, there's something.
00:45:13I'm not in the mood, Sammy.
00:45:16Okay.
00:45:17It's just about Lisa's ex-boyfriend, David.
00:45:20What?
00:45:24What about him?
00:45:26Exactly, that's what I thought you were gonna say.
00:45:28So, I looked more into Lisa's dad
00:45:30and it turns out that the whole cause of it
00:45:33is this guy, David.
00:45:35Yeah, she didn't even spend a dime of the money.
00:45:37And then he just squirts her off to the road
00:45:40like a little rat.
00:45:43What a fucking loser.
00:45:50I do think that girls do like losers, though.
00:45:53I mean, she's been paying his debt up until just now
00:45:56which makes me think that, I mean, she's probably still
00:45:58kind of like some shit.
00:45:59Sam, please, that is such shit.
00:46:03I'm sorry I had to tell you that, you know.
00:46:05I apologize.
00:46:07At least now you know I'm not dating the governor's daughter.
00:46:11What?
00:46:12If we still want that bill to disappear into thin air,
00:46:15I have to see you immediately.
00:46:18I'm gonna get you to the governor.
00:46:20You're sure?
00:46:23I'm sure, boss.
00:46:27See you later, Lisa.
00:46:28Bye, man.
00:46:29Bye.
00:46:33Look what I have, Lisa.
00:46:35I know you gave me a chance to apologize.
00:46:37Are you serious, David?
00:46:38Yes, I'm serious.
00:46:39Take a hint, David.
00:46:40A hint?
00:46:41Yeah.
00:46:43You got any shit in me?
00:46:45Really?
00:46:46Really?
00:46:47Really?
00:46:48You're going back with Rex that fast?
00:46:53Bullshit.
00:46:55You still owe me a date.
00:46:57I need you to meet me right now.
00:46:59Who are you hiding from?
00:47:00Did you see somebody?
00:47:03Sorry, not available right now.
00:47:06Be here in ten minutes or pay double.
00:47:10Sue me.
00:47:13Who are you talking to?
00:47:15None of your business.
00:47:17Shut up!
00:47:20So I might have got you something.
00:47:22Oh.
00:47:24Give me?
00:47:25Let's see.
00:47:31Who did you steal this from?
00:47:34I didn't have to steal it from anybody.
00:47:36I won the lottery, that's all.
00:47:38Okay?
00:47:39Yeah, right.
00:47:40Okay.
00:47:44What are you doing?
00:47:45Look, I'm rich now.
00:47:47Like, I can pay off all the debts that I owe you
00:47:50and we can go back to living our happy lives just like we were meant to.
00:47:55Lisa.
00:47:56Would you marry me, Lisa?
00:48:00Will you marry me?
00:48:04Will you marry me?
00:48:10Delicious.
00:48:11Is this about that guy earlier?
00:48:13No, it's not about the guy earlier, David.
00:48:16You can't just come waltzing back into my life and think it's going to work out.
00:48:19It's not.
00:48:20This is me making it up to you now.
00:48:24Okay?
00:48:25I can pay you back tenfold.
00:48:26I'll write a hundredfold if that's what you want.
00:48:28Come on!
00:48:29You know what, David?
00:48:30I used to think you were kind of okay.
00:48:32Maybe nice.
00:48:33You're just a piece of shit.
00:48:35I'm sorry.
00:48:36Maybe nice.
00:48:37You're just a piece of shit.
00:48:40Excuse me.
00:48:41Stay away from me.
00:48:47There are some interesting people here today.
00:48:51I don't think they're that bad.
00:48:55So, I heard David's back.
00:48:59Yeah, and I am definitely over him.
00:49:02Alex is the new problem.
00:49:04What did he do now?
00:49:07I think I might be in love with him.
00:49:12But he's in love with Elsa Smith.
00:49:15What's the difference?
00:49:16It's still you.
00:49:17No.
00:49:18Elsa is a princess.
00:49:19Lisa is a nobody.
00:49:22Listen, if you need more money or nice clothes to make you feel like a princess, you know I got you.
00:49:28I don't think money is going to solve this issue.
00:49:30Well, you know what?
00:49:32You look gorgeous, but I don't think you need any help.
00:49:35Fine, fine, fine.
00:49:36Okay.
00:49:37Okay.
00:50:03So cute.
00:50:04I really like him and I don't think he likes me.
00:50:06He loves you.
00:50:07He loves you.
00:50:11I don't know if he likes me.
00:50:12No, he loves you.
00:50:13I don't know if he likes me.
00:50:14Yeah, I don't know how I answered that.
00:50:19Who are you?
00:50:21I'm taking you with me tonight, whether you like it or not.
00:50:23Absolutely not.
00:50:25Jesus.
00:50:27Bitch!
00:50:28Hey!
00:50:30Come on, let's go.
00:50:31Help!
00:50:32Help!
00:50:33What are you doing here?
00:50:35Wait, I need you to find this for me.
00:50:36Oh, these guys.
00:50:37Oh, it's a fucking garbage pail, kids.
00:50:38Look at that.
00:50:39Get the fuck out of here unless you want to die.
00:50:41You fucking knife, you coward.
00:50:42Baby, I'm going to get the police.
00:50:43Jesus!
00:50:44Oh, you fucking asshole!
00:50:46Hey!
00:50:47No!
00:50:48No!
00:50:53No!
00:51:05Go, Alex!
00:51:06Go, go, go, go!
00:51:20Oh, Alex, he's so annoying.
00:51:22Oh, my God.
00:51:23He made me run 20 fucking miles.
00:51:26Also, I'm pretty sure his fame was fake.
00:51:31You're so annoying.
00:51:32I think about you all the time.
00:51:35Do you really think about me all the time?
00:51:46What?
00:51:47Dreaming?
00:51:48Just dreaming a little bit.
00:51:49Oh.
00:51:52There's something I need to tell you, Alex.
00:51:55I'm not actually Elsa.
00:51:58I'm Lisa.
00:52:02I know.
00:52:05What?
00:52:24I saw.
00:52:26Okay, stay right there.
00:52:28Hey, Sam.
00:52:29Yeah.
00:52:30Serious question.
00:52:32Yeah, yeah.
00:52:33Do you like me?
00:52:34Huh?
00:52:36Yeah.
00:52:37Do you like me?
00:52:38Uh, that's a...
00:52:39Wait a minute.
00:52:40I just really need you to tell me if you like me, because I just...
00:52:43Well, I...
00:52:44No, I just kind of...
00:53:01She, uh...
00:53:04She confessed to me for the first time.
00:53:06She stole my first kiss.
00:53:11She confessed to me for the first time.
00:53:14She stole my first kiss.
00:53:17She confessed.
00:53:19What are you talking about?
00:53:21She confessed to me the other night.
00:53:25She told me exactly what she was thinking.
00:53:28Go ahead and get your hopes up, boss.
00:53:30You know, we still got the ex-boyfriend David in the picture.
00:53:33Who's David?
00:53:35Oh.
00:53:37You're joking, funny.
00:53:38How are you?
00:53:39Any update with the governor's schedule?
00:53:42Uh...
00:53:44It's good.
00:53:45I'm gonna put that on your agenda.
00:53:48Very soon.
00:53:49Just not right now.
00:53:51Sammy.
00:53:53Right now.
00:54:00I'm not actually Elsa.
00:54:01I confessed to Alex last night, Elsa.
00:54:03I mean, you were gonna do that sooner or later, so that's good.
00:54:06I also said something I probably shouldn't have.
00:54:10Same here.
00:54:11I did something I really shouldn't have done to Sam.
00:54:15We shouldn't have gotten wasted.
00:54:17Yeah, you're right.
00:54:18Today really does suck.
00:54:19We should not have gotten wasted.
00:54:21I did some stupid stuff.
00:54:24So, see you at the bar tonight?
00:54:27I'll see you at lunch.
00:54:28Yeah, bye.
00:54:32You still owe me a date.
00:54:34Meet me at the restaurant after work.
00:54:37The contract says Elsa Smith.
00:54:38That has nothing to do with me.
00:54:41You're in too deep.
00:54:43You can't back out now.
00:54:50You can't back out now.
00:54:52Isn't that insane?
00:54:53Like, I literally...
00:55:02What?
00:55:06Your dress is lovely.
00:55:07Can I ask you a question?
00:55:09How in the world did you get so beautiful?
00:55:12This place is lovely.
00:55:13Yeah, seriously.
00:55:17And we'll have two glasses of Malbec and some more marinara.
00:55:21How did you know Malbec's my favorite?
00:55:22Lisa, listen.
00:55:24Your introduction the first day at the office was...
00:55:27I mean, exceptional.
00:55:31Do you recall?
00:55:32I mean, I've never seen anybody in all my time give detail like that.
00:55:36I was impressed.
00:55:37That's how you knew I liked Dalmatians.
00:55:40Thank you so much.
00:55:44Cheers.
00:55:45Cheers.
00:55:51What is it?
00:55:53Get under the table now.
00:55:54The table?
00:55:55Get under.
00:55:56What?
00:55:57Get under.
00:55:58Get under the table now.
00:55:59The table?
00:56:00Get under.
00:56:01What?
00:56:02Get under.
00:56:03Back up.
00:56:04Back up.
00:56:07They're literally insane.
00:56:08They can't even make a coffee.
00:56:10Is that Lisa?
00:56:12Oh my god!
00:56:13Lisa!
00:56:14Hi!
00:56:15My goodness!
00:56:16Are you waiting on somebody?
00:56:18No, I'm just eating alone.
00:56:20Oh my god!
00:56:21Wow.
00:56:22Will you go grab Greg and tell him that Annie's here, okay?
00:56:25You can start right away.
00:56:26I'll be right with you guys, okay?
00:56:27So good to see you.
00:56:29Gosh, I love the dress.
00:56:36Yeah, you've got tons of food here.
00:56:39Do you mind if I have a bite?
00:56:40No.
00:56:41I can feel my blood sugar.
00:56:42I don't think you're going to finish all this, right?
00:56:44No, I have lunch.
00:56:45Please, eat it all.
00:56:47Your glass is wide.
00:56:48You must have had a week, huh?
00:56:50Long day, long day.
00:56:51Mmm.
00:56:52Mmm.
00:56:53God.
00:56:54Mmm.
00:56:55So, I've been meaning to ask you.
00:56:57You've been acting a little bit funky ever since you got back from that business trip with Alex.
00:57:01Are you going to tell me what's up?
00:57:04Is he making you work overtime?
00:57:06Yeah.
00:57:07God.
00:57:08God, I knew it.
00:57:09Really.
00:57:10God, I mean, you said he was a little bit cuckoo and I didn't quite believe that.
00:57:13But now, I'm starting to slowly understand.
00:57:17You said he was a little bit cuckoo and I didn't quite believe that.
00:57:19Seriously, Lisa.
00:57:20But now, I'm starting to slowly understand.
00:57:22Did I say that?
00:57:23You don't remember?
00:57:24Um, you said he was, like, petty and self-obsessed and, like, there was no way he was ever going
00:57:28to get a girlfriend.
00:57:29Stop.
00:57:30Stop saying that.
00:57:31Um, my purse.
00:57:32Oh, let me get it.
00:57:37There you go.
00:57:38Thanks.
00:57:39Mm-hmm.
00:57:40Well, this was delicious.
00:57:42Uh.
00:57:43Yep.
00:57:44They're seating us.
00:57:45All right.
00:57:46See you later.
00:57:47Thank you for this.
00:58:02Everyone, I have an amazing announcement to make.
00:58:05Come on over.
00:58:06Now, we need to congratulate Lisa because she won first place in the Paris International
00:58:15Designers Award.
00:58:16Woo!
00:58:17Thanks.
00:58:18Congratulations.
00:58:19You totally knocked it out of the park and I would love to see them try and win.
00:58:23My life has surely changed since I met Alex.
00:58:28Lisa, I'm done playing hide-and-go-seek.
00:58:33I'd like to officially ask you, would you be my girlfriend?
00:58:40Are you sure about that, Alex?
00:58:45If you accept my humble request.
00:58:47You still owe me something.
00:58:49Well, I owe you.
00:58:54Yeah!
00:59:03Sam.
00:59:09I feel like I really screwed this one up.
00:59:12I feel like he's never going to talk to me again.
00:59:15What am I doing wrong?
00:59:26Sam.
00:59:27Sam.
00:59:32You're not trying to hide from me, are you?
00:59:34No.
00:59:36Good.
00:59:48It's been an hour since we've had lunch.
00:59:50Why hasn't she texted?
00:59:52Was her phone broken?
00:59:53Alex, just relax, all right?
00:59:55She's going to give you a call.
00:59:56Jesus.
00:59:58I do have some good news, though.
01:00:00The governor was so happy with you after the meeting
01:00:02that he is completely convinced that B&G is going to play a pivotal role
01:00:08in Washington's industrial development.
01:00:10Especially after he saw Lisa's award-winning designs.
01:00:13He was just very impressed.
01:00:15Just as I suspected, he's rejected the bill.
01:00:21Mr. Gray is officially out of the picture.
01:00:26Well, I guess we have Lisa to thank.
01:00:29Yeah.
01:00:30Maybe it's a good gesture to bring Lisa out to dinner.
01:00:39Well, I would like to welcome Lisa into our home.
01:00:44And the shiitake mushrooms were flown in especially from Japan
01:00:48for our special guest.
01:00:50Lisa, welcome to our home.
01:00:54Forgive me, I just have to say, we've been talking about marriage.
01:00:59What's it going to be?
01:01:02Well, I think we were thinking of waiting.
01:01:05No, I think we're actually ready.
01:01:08No, honey, you're thinking of waiting.
01:01:12No, I think I'm ready at least.
01:01:16Which is it going to be?
01:01:22I have something very important to talk to you about with Alex, Lisa.
01:01:28Alex suffered a severe trauma as a child.
01:01:32And he developed PTSD and claustrophobia as a result.
01:01:38I won't spare you any of the details.
01:01:41He was six years old and his parents were out shopping.
01:01:44And Alex decided to play hide and seek to make them find him when they returned.
01:01:50And he waited and waited and waited.
01:01:54The most horrible of fates happened.
01:01:58They died in a car accident.
01:02:04They died in a car accident.
01:02:08Calm down, you're going to hurt yourself.
01:02:10Oh my God, stop that, you're going to hurt yourself.
01:02:12Hey, you can overcome your fears.
01:02:14Stop, stop.
01:02:16And Alex was in that closet the next day when I found him.
01:02:20He had gone into shock and he was dehydrated and we had to rush him to the hospital.
01:02:26When he regained consciousness, I had to explain to him what had happened to his parents.
01:02:33And he never became willing to talk about his feelings.
01:02:37I'm afraid that at some point in time in the future, he may exhibit these symptoms again.
01:02:43I hope that you could cope with that if it were to happen.
01:02:48Yes, Mr. Brown. I will always take care of him.
01:02:55Hey, I couldn't sleep. I'm outside. Can you meet me?
01:02:59Coming.
01:03:02What happened?
01:03:05Stop, let go of me. What the hell?
01:03:17Hey, let her go.
01:03:20I'll give you anything you want.
01:03:32No.
01:03:54Where's my mommy and daddy? Did they forget about me?
01:03:57Please come back.
01:03:59Hey, bud.
01:04:01Oh, Alex, come on, buddy. Don't be afraid.
01:04:04Look, you have to conquer your fear.
01:04:07Lisa's your true love, my friend.
01:04:09You can overcome your fears.
01:04:11With her, you're no longer too afraid or desperate or in solitude.
01:04:16So get out there, buddy.
01:04:18Come on, buddy. Go.
01:04:21She needs you.
01:04:29Shut the fuck up or I'll fucking kill you.
01:04:33This fucking guy made it in.
01:04:47Lisa.
01:04:49Are you okay?
01:04:52Hey, you got hit. Are you okay?
01:05:00Hey, my little one.
01:05:05Are you okay?
01:05:07I'm okay.
01:05:18Come on, boss.
01:05:20Hello, Mr. Brown.
01:05:22Do me a favor. No overtime tonight.
01:05:25We have new products going out in ten days.
01:05:27I have to look over the specs.
01:05:29Oh, my love, my love. I haven't seen you at home in ten days.
01:05:32You're just always in and out.
01:05:34We're in the office.
01:05:35Yeah, but no person or place can ever diminish the intensity of my love.
01:05:40I have to go.
01:05:42Yes, we're going home.
01:05:46Yeah, that's cute.