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00:00All right, pizza review time in the middle of Cobra Football Central Café, Middleborough.
00:15All-time review walked into like a Super Bowl party, basically, with a million Cobra football
00:20players right there screaming and yelling.
00:22Get the fuck out of here!
00:23Middleborough Coltons won the championship in New York last night.
00:27He said he broke football, dude.
00:28Holy shit.
00:29This is it, yo!
00:30I'm all in on Cobra Football.
00:31You never know with these fucking reviews when you're walking.
00:32He just smoked you!
00:33He just smoked you!
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00:51He just smoked you, baby!
00:52Cobra Football!
00:53ards!
00:54Cobra Football!
00:55Let's go, go!
00:56Wild.
00:57Go, Roberts!
00:58Go, Roberts!
00:59Go, Roberts!
01:00Go, Roberts!
01:01Go, Roberts!
01:02Wow.
01:03It turns into like a self brought-I'm Cobra now.
01:04Like I'm in the Machines.
01:05We'll get you a ring.
01:06One guy in there he's like, you gonna come back and announce the game again?
01:07It's like, I don't even know what you're talking about.
01:08And so I said, look Cobra I bought you this t-shirt.
01:19It's like, I don't even know what you're talking about.
01:21He's had a long night.
01:23He's like, you announce the game, it's like, I promise you I have it.
01:25Can you get your back to announce a home game?
01:27A what?
01:29A house next season.
01:31Yes!
01:33That would be fast.
01:35No, do you need to announce us first game?
01:37No, I don't know what you're talking about.
01:39Ah, yeah.
01:43I'm not fucking lying.
01:45I didn't announce a home game.
01:47No.
01:49Oh, okay.
01:51Sorry.
01:53Anyways, One Bite Everett knows the rules.
01:55Central Cafe.
01:57Even if this pizza is awful, there's no shot I can give it a bad score.
01:59Everyone's right here.
02:01Oh, we're all gentlemen.
02:03The family's right there.
02:05A million things.
02:07Oh, here we go. One Bite Everett knows the rules. Central Cafe.
02:09Also, they made this very clear.
02:11They gave me a t-shirt. I got a lot of merch.
02:13But a staff shirt that nobody gets.
02:15Now for the pizza.
02:17Oh, yeah!
02:19I don't want to burn my face off.
02:23Great bar pie.
02:25Good pizza!
02:27A little on the fluffy side, too, for the bar pie.
02:29Which I like.
02:33Good crust.
02:35Needs another bite.
02:37Seven, nine?
02:39Oh!
02:41Oh!
02:47That's wild.
02:49Very good score.
02:51Congrats again to the Cobra.
02:53Middleborough Cobras.
02:55Won the Semi-Pro Football League last night.
02:57Super Bowl champs.
02:59You got guys walking around with ten rings in there.
03:01Belichick or something.
03:03So there you go. That's the review.
03:05Central Cafe, Middleborough.
03:11Thank you overall.
03:13Thank you very much.
03:15Very nice to meet you.
03:17Thank you so much.
03:19Yes!
03:21Go Cobra!
03:23Oh!
03:25Dang.
03:27Cool.
03:29Thank you so much.
03:31Have a good one.
03:33Thank you, Dave.
03:37See you guys.
03:39Ha-ha-ha.
03:41What a review.
03:43You guys still working?
03:45Yes!
03:47Come on!
03:49Come on!