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00:30I
01:00Didn't
01:09As a mean I'll go down for her what I'm talking to help you
01:12I'll come back in a minute. I'll come with you. Let's do it. I'll do it
01:16It was a lot of it. I'll talk to you
01:19What's your name?
01:24You'll have to
01:27Either
01:31They take the camel yeah, I'm gonna kill me
01:34I'm gonna kill me. I'm gonna kill me. I'm gonna kill me
01:37I'm gonna kill me. I'm gonna kill me
01:40They make that if enough of us come in
01:42I'm gonna wish it would be coming out here in a second. I should have a battery. I don't want to go
01:46I got a I call it an even side of it
01:49Mary Mary
01:51Y'all gonna say that Mary
01:54Y'all yeah, Mary
02:13And to pasture be a kill him what I show fuck bit much, you know, what about the meanie
02:17I'll call like Matt's Fargo in been acting in my time. Oh, it'll be it. Okay. I'm not about beat
02:22The best Jerby was
02:24a
02:25little jealous
02:29Salim Salim
02:52Oh
03:22Noora, I'll talk to you later
03:25Okay, bye
03:27What's wrong with you?
03:29Are you bored?
03:33Your wife and your kitchen are not working
03:37Everything about you is not working
03:41Really?
03:42This is new
03:44My love, try to understand
03:48I feel like I'm getting married
03:51I feel like I'm walking into your kitchen
03:55I feel like I'm smelling onions and garlic
04:00I feel like I'm there
04:03I can't believe it
04:05Ever since we got married
04:07I haven't touched anything from your kitchen
04:09Oh dear
04:11Have you forgotten that I'm far from the kitchen?
04:13And I can't get close to this kitchen
04:15When I get close to the kitchen, I feel suffocated
04:18And the food I cook doesn't get close to my mouth
04:20Why do I feel suffocated?
04:23The restaurants are there
04:25My love
04:27The restaurants are there for the women
04:30For those who have certain circumstances
04:32My wife and I go out for 15 days
04:35But it's not normal
04:37Restaurants are there for lunch and dinner
04:39It's not normal
04:41Do you mean certain circumstances like menstruation?
04:44Menstruation in your eyes
04:47Certain circumstances mean a tired woman
04:49Certain circumstances mean a hot woman
04:51Oh dear
04:54I can't stand it when I pass by our neighbor's house
04:58And I smell their food
05:01Oh dear
05:05Mutaziz, Margoog, and Jareesh
05:09I swear to God
05:11I go in there with the smell
05:13Why?
05:14Do you know who cooks there?
05:17I swear to God
05:21You made me laugh
05:41Welcome, neighbor
05:44Welcome
05:47Welcome
05:49It's a clean day
05:51No, it's not clean
05:53But I don't like the waitress going out
05:56Who brought the waitress?
05:58It's none of your business
06:14Thank God
06:16Thank God you're honest
06:18What's going on here?
06:20He's been unemployed all his life
06:23And his wife is the one who spends money on him
06:25And his wife is the one who's never been healthy
06:29Look at how she walks
06:31And the noises coming out of their house at night?
06:36They fight every day
06:38Every night
06:40Thank God you didn't kill him
06:42Amen
06:44God bless you
06:46Let's go
07:04Listen, Hamed
07:05What?
07:06The waitress doesn't want to sit with me for a minute
07:10Why?
07:12Bring the waitress
07:14Did you find anything on her?
07:16I found her talking to the driver while he was bringing the milk
07:20Talking to the driver?
07:22Is she eating in Shidze?
07:23No, talking to him
07:25What if she started talking to him?
07:27It's the same sex, they'll fight
07:29And if every house wants a waitress because she's talking to the driver
07:32Thank God we didn't find any waitress in this religion
07:35It's not just that
07:37What else?
07:38And I'm looking in her room
07:40I love you to the moon and back
07:43Look what I found
07:45I found a phone with her
07:47What if you found a phone with her?
07:49What's wrong?
07:50Are you afraid you'll get us in trouble?
07:52Look
07:53From tomorrow
07:54Get her out of here
07:56And get rid of her
07:57And we'll have a big and wise woman
07:59We can't believe we got her out of the office
08:03Do you want us to send her away?
08:05It's okay, what's the problem?
08:07Okay, we sent her away
08:09From now until the new waitress comes
08:11What are you going to do?
08:13We'll get her a temporary job
08:17Oh my God
08:18What are we going to do with the waitress?
08:22I know what's going on
08:23What came to my mind today?
08:25What?
08:26Do you know our new house's planner?
08:28Yes
08:29I had an idea
08:32To fire the kitchen
08:34What?
08:36An idea
08:37What idea?
08:38A crazy idea
08:39A crazy idea
08:41A house without a kitchen
08:42It's a waste
08:43It costs money to build a kitchen
08:45And to make furniture
08:46And stairs
08:47And a sink
08:48And a fridge
08:49Why?
08:50Look at our kitchen
08:51It's long and wide
08:52We're not getting anything out of it
08:54A tea pot
08:55And that's it
08:57Are you kidding me?
08:58With your knowledge
08:59I can see it from an economic point of view
09:02What do you mean?
09:04According to the study we did
09:06On most of the people who cook in their homes
09:08We found out that the food we eat
09:10Doesn't exceed 45%
09:12And the rest is thrown in the trash
09:14Which means the food in restaurants
09:16Is more affordable
09:17And more comfortable
09:18Look, don't just look at it from one perspective
09:21Look at it from a health perspective
09:23A social perspective
09:24A psychological perspective
09:27What's wrong with you?
09:28Aren't you tired of repeating this?
09:30No, no, but leave it
09:32It's a genius idea
09:34That's why you always tell me
09:35That our new house
09:37Feels like my kingdom
09:39That's it, it's over
09:41A house without a kitchen
09:43It's a genius idea
09:46Look mom
09:47I say it and you repeat after me
09:49I'd like to know
09:51I'd like to know
10:00Go to your room honey
10:01It's cold in there
10:02I want to talk to your dad
10:04Inshallah
10:08What's wrong?
10:09Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
10:11Your son is as tall as you
10:13And me now
10:15What did I do?
10:17Do you have a face to say what you did?
10:19No job
10:20No work
10:22And you haven't woken up for 24 hours
10:24All of this and we didn't say anything
10:26But you go to the maid in her room?
10:28No, there's something about this
10:30I swear Abu Saleh, I don't know what to say
10:33Your sister
10:35She's a sweet girl
10:37She has one excuse
10:38The kitchen
10:40She doesn't go to the kitchen
10:42And if she does, she says she's sick
10:44And our food
10:45All of it is from the restaurant
10:47She doesn't want to go to the restaurant
10:50No
10:51Make her happy
10:53Don't be upset
10:54And don't be sad
10:55If you're sad and upset
10:57It won't solve the problem
10:58Make her happy
11:00And then I have a very simple solution
11:04What is it?
11:05Listen carefully
11:07When you get out of the office
11:09From work
11:10Come to our house
11:12And you'll find your wife
11:14Very happy
11:15She cares about you
11:17And we've prepared everything for you
11:19Margot
11:21Or Gersan
11:22Or Jerish
11:23Or any other blessing
11:25Take her
11:26And go home and have a good time
11:29And I don't tell her where I got this?
11:31No, you don't tell her
11:32It's from your brother's house
11:34What should I tell her?
11:35Tell her
11:36It's from Abu Nasir Al Farash
11:38In our office
11:39And then tell her
11:41The one you cooked for
11:43Is your daughter
11:46You brought her
11:48And you know her
11:49Now you want to tell me
11:50Is she your wife or not?
11:53My sister knows her
11:54You want to make fun of me?
11:55But listen
11:56Give her to me
11:57And you'll be fine
11:58Turn right
12:00And turn left
12:01And you'll see
12:02Things will get better
12:04Come with me
12:05And I'll help you
12:26Al-Hareem
12:31Welcome
12:33Welcome
12:34Welcome
12:35Come in
12:36You're too old
12:37I'm taking my father to lunch next year
12:40I'm a little bit old
12:41Mashallah
12:42If I cook Mutaziz or Jerish
12:45You have to go and tell your parents
12:49Mashallah
12:50Do you think my father is blessed?
12:54I have a saying
12:56If you want to travel
12:58Don't go to the house of everything
13:01Mashallah
13:03If you're lucky
13:06You won't have to eat at the restaurant
13:10Mashallah
13:11Don't you eat at the restaurant?
13:13Of course
13:14Mashallah
13:15What about the car?
13:17God is great
13:19God is great
13:20Come see
13:21What do you have?
13:22Sit
13:25This is a popular restaurant
13:28It's amazing
13:29Really?
13:30Yes
13:32Thank you
13:37It's bigger
13:38It tastes amazing
13:40Look
13:41I want all the numbers of this restaurant
13:43And cancel the rest
13:45I don't want it
13:51Oh my
13:53Why cancel all the numbers?
13:55I'll tell you the story from beginning to end
13:57We had a butcher called Abu Nasir
14:00He was poor
14:02And he knew I loved croissants
14:04Every time he saw me
14:05We had croissants, Qadda, dinner
14:07Except for lunch and dinner
14:09Look at me
14:11I insist that he brings me
14:13These croissants
14:15And who's the cook?
14:16His daughter
14:17His daughter is so beautiful
14:20She's so beautiful
14:22She has a great appetite
14:24And listen
14:26When you have lunch with her
14:28Don't throw anything away
14:30Put it in the fridge
14:32So that she can eat the rest
14:34Do you understand?
14:35I'll put it in the fridge
14:37I'll tell her
14:38Is this girl married?
14:40No, no
14:41She's not married
14:43Tell her she's 17
14:4517
14:4718
14:50No, she's a girl
14:52God is great
14:54God is great
14:56I only say
14:57Congratulations
14:59He wants to marry her
15:00He wants to marry a woman
15:01He wants to marry a woman
15:03Someone like
15:04He doesn't like his face
15:05I mean
15:06Someone like
15:08Ba'ath Al-Hareem
15:09Not necessarily
15:10Some girls change after marriage
15:13No, no
15:14It's obvious
15:15It's obvious
15:16What do you mean?
15:17No, I didn't mean anything
15:19I didn't mean anything
15:20Never
15:21Listen
15:22I'm going to go
15:23I'm going to change my clothes
15:25I'm going to change my clothes
15:26So that I can get ready
15:28And chop the lettuce
15:30Be careful
15:33If you have lunch with her
15:35I'll tell her
15:36If you throw it away
15:37I'll cut it in half
15:39Don't throw anything away
15:41Put the rest in the fridge
15:43Do you understand?
15:44Because in the evening
15:45It's going to rain
15:49God willing
15:50As you wish
16:16A month ago
16:31Hey what are you looking at
16:33Go inside
16:35Go on
16:37I'm not looking
16:39What is it?
16:40I'll smash your face
16:41You're so stupid
16:42Get out of here
16:44What am I supposed to do?
16:47Look, I don't want this maid in the house.
16:50I don't want her to stay with me for a minute.
16:54What's your problem with these things?
16:56If you want a maid, get a maid.
16:58I told you, I don't want her to stay with me for a minute.
17:00Go call the driver and let's take her.
17:03The driver is on his way.
17:05Do you want me to take her?
17:06That's what's missing.
17:08I leave the wolf with the bear.
17:14What's a wolf and a bear?
17:16I'm a wolf.
17:24Abu Nasir.
17:26Come on.
17:28How are you?
17:30God bless you.
17:32Man, what did you do to us today?
17:35What did your daughter do to us?
17:37God bless you.
17:39You rich people.
17:41No, no, no. What did you do to us today?
17:43Unusual.
17:44Man, I'm telling you.
17:46If she stays with us for a while,
17:48put her in the fridge and make her a dinner show.
17:51She doesn't want to stay with us.
17:53She doesn't want to stay with us.
17:55And your memorabilia.
17:57We touched it.
18:00You'll live a long life.
18:02You'll live a long life.
18:04Dinner.
18:06No, no, no, no.
18:08Abu Nasir, no.
18:09No, no, no. Please.
18:11No, no, no.
18:13You're embarrassing me.
18:15You're putting your life on the line.
18:17No, no, no. Please.
18:19Abu Nasir, dinner and lunch.
18:21No.
18:23What did you say?
18:25Promise?
18:27Man.
18:29You want to be a tailor?
18:31Abu Nasir.
18:33I'd rather die than be a tailor.
18:37But I don't want to put my life on the line.
18:41Please, Abu Nasir.
18:43Don't embarrass me.
18:45If you insist on inviting her,
18:47let a judge eat us.
18:49She'll live a long life.
18:51So I can rest.
18:53I'll get a judge and send her to you.
18:56She'll live a long life.
18:58Let her memorabilia
19:01write a letter to me.
19:03She'll live a long life.
19:05I owe you my life.
19:07God bless you.
19:09God bless you.
19:11Your brother doesn't deserve this.
19:14He shouldn't have given us this maid.
19:17No one in the village can fix a maid
19:19except his daughter.
19:21Shame on you.
19:23These people are our guests.
19:25You're telling me to curse them?
19:31Hello, Abu Nasir.
19:33God bless you.
19:35Sam, I'm with you.
19:39Qara'a.
19:41What did you do to us?
19:43I'm with you.
19:45Kousa?
19:47Yes.
19:49Jiba?
19:51Yes.
19:53God is great.
19:55I'll call the judge.
19:57I'm with you.
19:59One second.
20:01I'm with you.
20:09Welcome, neighbor.
20:11How are you?
20:13I'm fine.
20:15I read in the newspaper
20:17that there are 37 cases of drug addiction.
20:21Most of them are women and children.
20:23God is great.
20:25Summer came and drug addiction came with it.
20:27But thank God
20:29that I have a wife
20:31and you have a wife.
20:33Thank God.
20:35That's true.
20:37Thank God.
20:39We're blessed.
20:41If you had a wife,
20:43she'd do this to you.
20:45God bless you.
20:47You look happy.
20:49This is my father's food.
20:55I have a condition.
20:57I have to leave the kitchen.
20:59I have to leave the kitchen 24 hours.
21:01I can't cook.
21:03I have to eat
21:05all the food.
21:07I have to eat
21:09the food of the people.
21:11God is great.
21:13I have to take my mom and dad
21:15to the kitchen every day.
21:17God is great.
21:19I'm very happy.
21:21I'm here to cook.
21:23God is great.
21:25Peace be upon you.
21:35What is this?
21:37This is...
21:39They gave me
21:41all the food
21:43in the kitchen.
21:45Do you think your family can eat all of this?
21:47No.
21:51God bless you.
21:53God bless you.
21:55Do you want some sweets?
21:57No, thank you.
22:01I'm happy to see you
22:03after her new job.
22:05God bless her.
22:07She does her job better every day.
22:09Of course.
22:11The smart student has a smart father.
22:13It's not a condition.
22:15But believe me,
22:17if this maid
22:19gets better,
22:21she will be a great cook.
22:23God bless her.
22:25She is good at cooking.
22:27No.
22:29I taught her how to cook yesterday.
22:31So, tomorrow
22:33she will cook.
22:35No, not tomorrow.
22:37Tomorrow, God willing,
22:39she will cook at home.
22:41Why don't you come with us
22:43instead of staying at home?
22:45I tried.
22:47But our manager said
22:49she can't cook at home.
22:51God will help her.
22:53As long as she is a maid,
22:55she will take care of everything.
22:57A maid?
23:01Yes, I will take her with me.
23:05You take her with you
23:07when you know she can't cook.
23:09Let her stay with me
23:11and help me clean and cook.
23:13What will you take her with you
23:15when she doesn't have a job?
23:17What do you mean?
23:19I want her to stay at home.
23:21But you know
23:23all my siblings
23:25live with their parents.
23:27And each of them has a maid
23:29to help my mother
23:31with household chores.
23:33When are you leaving?
23:35Tomorrow.
23:37Anyway,
23:39you and the driver
23:41have to make sure
23:43the car doesn't exceed 90 or 100 km.
23:45When you get there,
23:47let me know.
23:49As you wish.
23:51God bless you.
23:53Welcome.
23:55God bless you.
23:57Did the kids travel?
23:59Yes, they did.
24:03Bukhari rice?
24:05It's not for me.
24:07It's for the maid.
24:09Didn't she go with them?
24:11No, no.
24:13Let her stay with you
24:15and help you clean and cook.
24:17God bless you.
24:19What's this?
24:21Is it gold?
24:23Is it a lie?
24:25It's nothing.
24:27Nothing?
24:29This is my father's food.
24:31Don't remind me.
24:33I don't want you to get sick
24:35or anything like that.
24:37It's nothing.
24:39They gave me
24:41a bag of rice
24:43and put it in the pot.
24:45What's in it?
24:47It's gold.
24:49It's gold.
24:51God bless you.
24:53God bless you.
24:55God bless you.
25:11God bless you.
25:41Hello?
25:43Hi, Hamad. How are you?
25:45I'm fine, thank God.
25:47What about your lunch?
25:49Bukhari rice, thank God.
25:51A lot of Bukhari rice.
25:53Do you want anything?
25:55No, thank you.
25:57I just wanted to make sure.
25:59Make sure? God bless you.
26:01Goodbye.
26:03Goodbye.
26:12Life is hard.
26:20Hello?
26:41Hello?
27:11God bless you.
27:17You're still alive.
27:21God bless you.
27:23God bless you.
27:25Hello, boss.
27:27Hello!
27:29Hello.
27:31How are you?
27:33Fine.
27:35Did you get back?
27:37Yes, I went around the country.
27:39Did you find a job for him?
27:41Well, I'm looking for a job, but I'm having a headache
27:47What do you mean you're having a headache?
27:49I mean, the salary is 5,000, and I wake up in the morning, and it's annoying, and there's a lot of work
27:57What do you want? This is the way of life, 5,000 isn't a lot
28:02No, no, but I'm looking for a job where I can relax
28:09God bless you
28:16God bless you, and don't torture us
28:30God created 40 of the like
28:34Glory be to God, these servants are alike. You said they were our servants
28:39God created 40 of the like
28:51What is this smell?
29:04What is this smell?
29:07It's the smell of Bouchamma
29:10Bouchamma
29:13Bouchamma
29:17Look, look, look, today they sent us Jareesh
29:24God, God, God
29:27This girl really has a passion for food, it's unbelievable
29:32What's your deal with these girls? Every other day they come up with a new girl
29:37And you, what's the matter with you? If you don't want to eat, don't eat
29:42I want to know what's your relationship with this girl, called Waad
29:46Nothing, what's your relationship with Waad? Nothing
29:51The thing is, they know that I'm a man who loves home food, I love home food
29:57Did you hear me? Did you understand me? Did you hear what I said?
30:01Did you hear me?
30:02What's that?
30:04Bouchamma
30:25When did you start smelling this?
30:27When did you start smelling this?
30:28I smelled it today, when I came, I started to feel the good smell
30:34This is not a house, this is a garbage bin
30:38What's the matter with you? Garbage bin? What's the matter with you?
30:42This room, did you make it yourself or do you have someone?
30:47What do you mean?
30:48I mean, I see that this is your neighbor's house
30:51Brother, what's the matter with you? Your neighbor's house, it's not your business
30:54You see this smell
30:56Do you want me to smell it?
30:57No, no, I don't want you to smell it, I want you to smell it and give us a lesson
31:02Let me show you
31:03Follow me
31:26Come in, come in
31:35I told you, I left it here three days ago
31:38Thank you
31:40How much did I pay you?
31:42Fifty
31:45Do you smell anything else?
31:46No
31:47Give me a towel, please
31:49Behind you
31:51Come on, behind the smell
31:57How are you?
31:58Good, except for Lebanon
32:00They're Lebanese, really
32:02I mean, they're colder than Riyadh
32:03Yes, they're colder than Riyadh, true
32:05But Lebanon is much warmer than them
32:08Go, go, go, go, go, clean up, clean up, I didn't believe you were here
32:13Yes, we forgot we were here
32:15Is your mother here?
32:16No, Fatima is our neighbor
32:19Really? Really?
32:21Dasher and Ali?
32:23Yes
32:24You didn't take it with you to the house?
32:27Dad, we didn't go out to take it with us.
32:29Don't leave me alone!
32:33Yes, I didn't want her to bother you and bother me.
32:35What do you mean bother me and bother you?
32:38I say, may God create from the 40-year-old man
32:42and I see that maid who wears that shirt
32:45and she is our maid!
32:47Oh, what happened now?
32:49Nothing good happened.
32:50What do you mean nothing good happened?
32:51I want to ask one question.
32:53The day you went to Fatima, Abu Ali's wife,
32:57and you put our maid with you,
32:59what did you say to them?
33:01Did you say, I am afraid that my wife...
33:04Yes?
33:06I will punch her on her forehead.
33:11Is it possible?
33:13I will put her in the kitchen?
33:16And she will cook?
33:18Yes, it is possible.
33:24So, the maid went to the kitchen?
33:29Actually, the maid would come to me if I didn't cook.
33:32Look, I want you to take this notebook
33:35and give it to Wadid and his father.
33:37I want them to call my cook.
33:39Did the maid do it?
33:41Are you serious?
33:43Yes.
33:44Yes.
33:45Oh, Ghayour!
33:48My love, from now on, I will go out.
33:51I promise.
33:53How?
33:54I promise.
33:55I promise.
33:56I will not eat meat,
34:00I will not drink or smoke.
34:03Oh, God is great!
34:05I am so happy!
34:07I will live and cook.
34:09My love, from tomorrow on, I will go to the engineer
34:13I want the new design to be as detailed as possible.
34:18I want it to match my appearance.
34:20How?
34:21The first floor is all kitchen.
34:23And the second?
34:24I am thinking about the second floor.
34:27I am trying to make half of it a kitchen.
34:31And the other half?
34:32I will move the other half a bit
34:35and make the other half a kitchen too.
34:38And the third?
34:39The third floor.
34:40Our game is the third floor.
34:43The third floor has a small kitchen.
34:47I am so happy!
34:53Hello.
34:54Welcome.
34:55Welcome.
34:56Hello.
34:57Hello.
34:58God bless you.
34:59God bless you.
35:00God bless you.
35:01God bless you.
35:02God bless you.
35:03Here you go.
35:05This is for you and your family.
35:09God bless you.
35:10God bless you.
35:11You smell like your parents.
35:14Don't say that.
35:16I was so happy back then.
35:18God bless you.
35:19God bless you.
35:20You are healthy.
35:23Welcome guys.
35:26Welcome.
35:28Come in.
35:36Come on.
35:38God bless you.
35:42How are you?
35:44We are ready.
35:46I have some advice for you.
35:50I have been working with you for a week now.
35:55I noticed that you have some moves that I don't like.
36:03Goodbye.
36:07Goodbye.
36:08Goodbye.
36:09God bless you.
36:11God bless you.
36:14And this is for you.
36:17I am just praying.
36:21What a shame!
36:22What a shame!
36:23What a shame!
36:25You shouldn't say that.
36:26What are you talking about?
36:27What are you saying?
36:28God is great.
36:29You are exaggerating.
36:35We are neighbors.
36:38You have to be honest and look for your neighbour before your home.
36:42Excuse me.
36:43Don't you dare raise your hand!
36:45Raise your hand!
36:46Inshallah.
36:47What a mess.
36:48Where's your house?
36:50It's your house.
36:52I'm sorry.
36:54I'm so sorry, I have to go.
37:04Shifa, this maid doesn't want to sit with me in my house for a single minute.
37:07What's your deal with those servants? What's going on?
37:10Their behavior is not normal.
37:13What's going on?
37:14She's pregnant.
37:15What if she's pregnant?
37:16She's pregnant.
37:18Pregnant?
37:20Pregnant?
37:22Who's who?
37:27Hello.