Coronation St 23rd October 2024
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00:00All right, but I need to get petrol before we get on the motorway.
00:26Are you sure she knows the way?
00:28Best to go right up to Penrith.
00:29Oh, to the lakes, ma'am knows the way, yeah.
00:31She used to go up there every year for summer solstice.
00:34Right, don't forget, Joseph needs to get to the airport on time, yeah?
00:38So his flight leaves at three, so he needs to be there at...one.
00:42Yes, we've got hours.
00:43Right.
00:43We need to clean the grab shop before we open.
00:45I thought you did that last night.
00:46Well, I was hoping you'd pack.
00:48I was even packing in my dreams. How sad's that?
00:51She'll be waiting.
00:52Bye, Joseph!
00:53Bye!
00:54I've already said bye.
00:56Right, you need to tell him to listen to everything the teachers say.
00:59And the skiing instructors, we don't want any broken bones.
01:02All hearts, tell him to stay away from them Heidis, yeah?
01:05Gemma, come on.
01:06I'm going!
01:06I love you, have a nice time. Give the quads a kiss from me.
01:09Bye!
01:10Has she gone yet?
01:12Yeah.
01:13Campbell's downloaded Tara and Blackout to watch on the bloom.
01:16You're definitely sitting next to each other.
01:17Well, he's 12E and I'm 12F. I've got the window seat.
01:20Oh, get in.
01:21I wasn't.
01:23It's valid till 2028, no matter how many times you check it.
01:31Hiya!
01:32How many times? Can you ring the doorbell?
01:36Still no sign of Jesse James.
01:38He's still in his house, isn't he?
01:40I don't know.
01:41Maybe the parrot left him something in his will.
01:44The parrot flew away, didn't I?
01:46Are you sticking up for him?
01:47No, it's...
01:49No, it's...
01:51There's more than one way to raise money than to rob off your jail burdex.
01:55He came out of nowhere, Adam said.
01:57Adam said? Have you heard yourself, Adam said?
02:01Have you seen the bloke?
02:02He couldn't rob a lollipop stick off an eight-year-old girl.
02:06OK, so how come he went to prison, then?
02:08Well, I don't know. Mum wouldn't say.
02:10Exactly.
02:11Look, the bigger mystery for me is,
02:13it's not where's Jesse getting his money from,
02:17it's why Gail.
02:19That's well tight.
02:20Why, Gail?
02:22Maybe Jane was really hard at work and he's still got a thing for Eileen,
02:26so he's with Mum to try and get close to her.
02:30OK, which is it, then?
02:33He's robbed money off your ex,
02:35or he's still in love with Eileen Grimshaw.
02:38Both equally hard to believe.
02:40Why can't you just like Gail?
02:42Why can't you just be telling the truth?
02:44Come on, she's not Shania Twain.
02:47Mum's a catch.
02:49Gail is not a catch.
02:50I mean, she's literally a Greek myth.
02:53You marry her, you die.
02:54I mean, I don't know what they all see in her.
02:58Erm...
03:00She's good at ironing.
03:02She is.
03:02And that's the best we could do.
03:04She's a good babysitter, stroke gran,
03:08and she's funny when she wants to be.
03:10When was the last time she made you laugh?
03:14Oh, when she was trying on them red tracksuits.
03:17You're...
03:19We were laughing at her.
03:23Shania Twain?
03:25Well, yeah, you know, she's old, she's rich, she's talented.
03:30Do you fancy Shania Twain?
03:33It was just the first name that popped in my head.
03:35Yes, how revealing.
03:36Shona, do you know why Jesse went to prison?
03:38Because I know you're his biggest fan.
03:40No, he wouldn't tell me,
03:41but I do know it wasn't for long,
03:43so it can't have been that bad.
03:45Just his secretary showing up late?
03:47Where is Mum, anyway?
03:48Oh, she's just making the beds.
03:49But don't mention Jesse.
03:51Why?
03:52He's not answering his phone.
03:54Oh, uh-oh.
03:56I'll see you later.
03:57Bye-bye.
04:02So my flat gets broken into,
04:04and then Mum's new fella goes AWOL,
04:08and he knows about Harvey's money.
04:10Come on, he's got form.
04:12He was a children's entertainer.
04:18I feel like I'm going off to university.
04:20Oh, what a gif.
04:22You? It'd be your worst nightmare.
04:24As if!
04:25You would hate it.
04:27Anyway, you know, the place I'm moving into
04:28might as well be student digs.
04:30The kitchen walls shone with grease.
04:33Oh, yeah, you're right, I'd hate it.
04:35So are you and Sam going to Jodrell Bank, then?
04:38Yeah, yeah, this afternoon.
04:42Toya Battersby, this is your life.
04:45Battersby?
04:47Toya Habib, this is your life.
04:51Look, um, she'll be fine once you get to know your housemates.
04:56I should be married with two kids.
04:59Maybe three.
05:00You know, I should be helping them with their homework.
05:03My kids should be moving out, going to university.
05:06Yeah, you know, people of your age dream of this,
05:08don't they? No responsibilities.
05:11I don't even own a sofa, Nick.
05:13A washing machine, a bed.
05:15Come on, again, people would die for that.
05:18They give TED Talks on it, you know?
05:21No possessions, living unencumbered.
05:25I want to be encumbered.
05:32No, you can always come back.
05:34No, don't say that.
05:36Right, uh, well, I'll see you around the club.
05:43Uh, how are you getting there?
05:47Oh, it's probably going to take, what, two, maybe three trips.
05:50I'll see if Steve can do me a deal.
05:51Oh, come on, uh, let me tell you.
05:53No, you've done enough.
05:55I want to.
05:56George or Bank?
05:57Uh, well, there's still time.
06:02Okay.
06:07No, I give up.
06:08Shania Twain.
06:10So he likes the old lady, does he?
06:13Eh, Jessie must do and all.
06:14You know, there's no other explanation for it, is there?
06:17Has Gail spoken to you at all?
06:20About what?
06:21Me, putting an offer in on the house.
06:25No.
06:26I really wasn't looking forward to seeing you today.
06:30Well, someone had to buy it, I suppose.
06:33Well, it's just a really good price, and it's all convenient for work.
06:37And then it can slide straight from your bed into your office.
06:39And, eh, did you know that she'd put an offering on our house?
06:42Well, I've only just made the offer,
06:44and Gail probably doesn't even know yet.
06:46And, you know, the offer's not been accepted.
06:49Well, no, and it won't be.
06:52Because we're buying it.
06:53What?
06:55Yeah.
06:56When you say it, you never said.
06:59Well, no, I mean, you kind of ruined the surprise now.
07:02But, yeah, I've been, uh, speaking to the bank.
07:04And, yeah, 100% mortgage.
07:07Oh, so we're buying your mum's house?
07:10Well, I mean, yeah.
07:12It's a done deal.
07:13Well, as good as.
07:14Hang on.
07:15They're giving you 100% mortgage?
07:17Oh, are you kidding me?
07:18Are you kidding me?
07:19I know.
07:20Yeah, it's mad, but, yeah.
07:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:24Well, it's good to see the pair of you communicating.
07:28Yeah.
07:35Oh, let's see that.
07:36What are you doing?
07:37You can't just walk in.
07:39Well, no, I'll stop now.
07:40I don't mean it's allowed.
07:41Cal, they'll kill you.
07:50It's Joel's funeral today.
07:52Oh, yeah?
07:53They're burning or burying?
07:55Don't know, I don't care.
07:58So, how's things?
08:00Still soaking.
08:02Bobby, you're not supposed to admit to that.
08:05I'm not playing it cool.
08:06It's the new playing it cool.
08:08Oh.
08:09Do you want to come to the hospital with me?
08:11Oh, yeah, the hospital.
08:12But to see Frankie.
08:14What about Max?
08:17I don't know, ask him if you like.
08:20Rubbish news about Dee Dee.
08:23Yeah, well, what can I do?
08:31Whoa, what are you doing here?
08:34I paid for that chocolate.
08:35Oh, not likely.
08:37Yes, likely.
08:38It's Lily's.
08:39Fine, I'll replace it.
08:41And to answer your question, I live here.
08:42What's your excuse?
08:44She finally giving you marching orders?
08:46I'm waiting for them to come back.
08:48Who?
08:49Mum and Jesse.
08:50She's gone to meet him.
08:51They've gone for a walk.
08:52I mean, how fishy is that?
08:54So you haven't done a runner then?
08:55Mum, walking.
08:58I don't know.
08:58Maybe they're in love after all.
09:08Joseph!
09:09Where have you been?
09:11I told Matt I didn't show.
09:12I had to stop cleaning to open up and serve.
09:14Have you seen my phone?
09:15No, but I've been calling you.
09:16Campbell's already at the airport.
09:18He said they're at the gate.
09:20What? It's only half twelve.
09:21You've already been through security.
09:23Right, just let me find my phone.
09:26I've been ringing you.
09:28Yeah, I've had to ask Kirk to man the shop.
09:30Kirk?
09:31Yeah, he came in for a natter,
09:33and I said, never mind all that,
09:34just put this apron on.
09:35It's on silent.
09:36I've got to go.
09:38I'm sorry, mate.
09:39I've got eight missed calls off you.
09:40There's loads more here as well.
09:42Oh, hang on.
09:45Hello?
09:47Speaking.
09:48Who is it?
09:52Oh.
09:54Right, we're setting off.
09:55We'll be there, I promise.
09:57Who was it?
09:58Your teacher, Mr Williams.
09:59What?
10:00Who brought your flight forward.
10:01Why didn't they tell you?
10:02Well, apparently they did.
10:03Sent me an email yesterday
10:04and sent three voicemails.
10:05Dad!
10:06Just put your coat on.
10:07When do you check?
10:08I've been at work, Joseph.
10:10Are we going to be late?
10:12No, of course not.
10:13Dad!
10:14Right, just quick, Claire.
10:15We'll be fine.
10:41Him?
10:42Yes, Mum.
10:43Him.
10:44He took Damon's money.
10:45Is he?
10:46Well, why is it so hard to believe?
10:47Well, where do I start?
10:49How much do you know about his little stint inside?
10:52I told you, I know everything.
10:55Well, that's disappointing.
10:57Shut up, Mum.
10:58A little bombshell up your sleeve.
10:59But we have no secrets from each other.
11:01OK, why don't you tell us?
11:02Because it's none of anybody's business.
11:05Got it.
11:06All right.
11:08Handling stolen goods.
11:09He was stitched up by a mate.
11:11Yes, the same mate that slept with my wife
11:14while I did time for him.
11:16Let's get it all out in the open, shall we?
11:18I did a couple of months in Thorncross.
11:20Then I got out, I went to Thailand,
11:22and I met this wonderful woman.
11:23Ugh.
11:25Firstly, pass me the bucket.
11:27So we're all golden, are we?
11:28Everyone relaxed.
11:29Because I did not take the money.
11:32And I didn't take the money.
11:34I did not take the money.
11:36And Shona has even put me on plait chat.
11:40Now there's a jail sentence.
11:41I am still not satisfied.
11:44He was trying to sell a house because he wanted to move on.
11:47Yes, and you nearly scuppered the sale of my house
11:50with all this talk of lockups and stolen money.
11:53I've got a good feeling that you're hanging around
11:56with the wrong crowd.
11:57Yeah, I mean, Damon was all right.
11:59Well, he was until the...
12:01Violent armed robbery.
12:02All right, listen.
12:03All I'm saying is it's a very big coincidence
12:06that you happen across Adam and Daniel,
12:09just as they're discussing it.
12:11Maybe Daniel took the money.
12:13All right, let's say it was me.
12:16And is it Adam?
12:17Adam, is it?
12:18I heard Adam saying where this lockup exactly is.
12:21What do I do next?
12:22You tell me.
12:23Oh, I will.
12:24Fee, fi, fo, fum.
12:27Open the lockup that belongs to Damon.
12:31Funny.
12:32That is pretty funny, isn't it?
12:34I mean, look at this face.
12:36How could you think it of?
12:38Guys, how can we be joking about this?
12:40I've had me flat broken in two.
12:42No, she's right.
12:42Look, have we just been silly?
12:45Come and look at the practicalities of this.
12:47Where did the keys come from?
12:48Did I know where they were?
12:49Did I just find them?
12:50Did I turn up with a pair of bolt cutters?
12:53Or was the money just lying around, right?
12:56Your mum is just as worried as you are.
12:59Honestly, to think it was me that took the money, it's absurd.
13:05This is the barrel of laughs, isn't it?
13:07Yeah, his idea.
13:09I only invited you because I know I ain't got a shot with her.
13:11I am here, you know.
13:13If you want to get with each other, just do it.
13:16It's not like that, Bobby.
13:18Yeah, exactly.
13:21So obvious that he likes you.
13:22No, I don't.
13:23Thanks.
13:26No, I mean, I do, but I...
13:28But what?
13:29Can you just shut up, Bobby?
13:30I don't even know why you're here.
13:31She invited me.
13:32What's your excuse?
13:33You invited him.
13:36Fair point.
13:37Look, why don't I just count to three,
13:40then you say if you like each other?
13:42Simple yes or no.
13:43Right, well, that's just stupid, isn't it?
13:45One, two...
13:47Bobby.
13:48Three.
13:49Will you just stop it?
13:55Where you find your phone from?
13:59What's this nonsense about you buying my house?
14:03What?
14:04That's got her attention.
14:05But you?
14:06Carla put an offer in and he tried to sabotage it.
14:10Sound familiar?
14:11Just saying.
14:12With what?
14:13Maybe David took the money.
14:16Rumbled.
14:17Oh, David or me, Adam, Daniel.
14:21Who else?
14:22Oh, maybe your mum broke into the lockup and stole the money.
14:26Even better, what about your gran?
14:28You couldn't buy her when the house.
14:30Is this right, though?
14:31Is what right?
14:32That your mum's had an offer on the house and you're playing silly beggars?
14:34Well, keen to get your hands on that money too, are you?
14:36Keen to get your mum out of this carry-on.
14:38She's had a lifetime of it.
14:39She's had a lifetime of what?
14:41You and him.
14:42Apparently, there's only Nick she trusts.
14:43Oh, really?
14:45Is that what she's told you?
14:46She's trying to tip me and my wife and kids out onto the street.
14:50You're nearly 40 years old.
14:52I'm 33.
14:53Have you any idea how much debt I'm in?
14:56Look, the definition of stress is a bridging loan.
14:59That she took out.
15:01For Bethany.
15:02And don't try and stepdad me, right?
15:04But you couldn't get an overdraft, let alone a mortgage.
15:06You should have moved out years ago.
15:07And you, you're up to something.
15:09You are.
15:09No wonder your parrot flew away.
15:11I stole your boyfriend's money and I laundered it last night.
15:14I am a criminal mastermind with a sideline in children's parties.
15:18Is that what you want to hear?
15:19Why would I risk jail for a few measly quid?
15:21Because you've done it before.
15:23Don't you want your mum to be happy?
15:25That's enough.
15:26No, love, they need to hear.
15:27They need to grow up.
15:28Don't talk to us like that.
15:29Like what?
15:30That.
15:31You need to know a couple of home truths.
15:32Maybe you'd have fared better if there'd been a bloke around the house.
15:36Oh, we've had a bloke around the house, pal.
15:38Believe me.
15:39Yeah, you're just the latest in a very long line of duds.
15:41What have we had?
15:42The serial killer.
15:43The accidental suicide.
15:45The burglar.
15:46Posing as the gas man.
15:47Well, clearly your mum's got a very keen sense of adventure.
15:50Yeah, without having to leave the living room.
15:52Yeah, she's got a type.
15:53Never had one with a parrot, though.
15:55That's a first.
15:56I've told you.
15:58John flew away.
16:01And we wish you would.
16:02I want you both to leave.
16:03Oh, amen.
16:04You and David.
16:05Me?
16:06Me?
16:06What have I done?
16:07No, what have I done?
16:08Jessie's right.
16:09I deserve to be happy.
16:13OK, yeah, fine.
16:14Come on, David, let's go.
16:15Well, it's my house.
16:17It's my house.
16:23Bye.
16:30Whereabouts in the lakes?
16:31Up near Coniston Water.
16:32Well, you know, I think Bernie was really excited for the break.
16:35His mate owns it.
16:36Makes her kill you.
16:37Hey, you know what?
16:37She said that she used to go up to Blencathra for the solstice.
16:40Apparently there's some sort of stones up there or something.
16:43Just what they need, really.
16:44Yeah, all those lovely walks.
16:45Quite fancy myself, actually.
16:46Me too.
16:47Nearly tried gegging in.
16:48Gemma says there's rope swings and some donkeys.
16:50Oh, no, I know.
16:51Bernie sent me a picture of the donkey.
16:52Ah, Gemma put it in the chat.
16:54It's so good.
16:55Yes, look.
16:56A decaf Americano to go, please.
16:59Machine at work, bust?
17:01I'm just popping to town for some bits, so...
17:03You taking your mind off the funeral?
17:05Yeah.
17:06So, Max told me that you decided not to take Lauren in.
17:11It wasn't the right call, so...
17:12And not your responsibility, either.
17:16We saw your dad today.
17:17Such a sweetheart.
17:19Yeah?
17:19Yeah, the shower's been leaking on the kitchen ceiling,
17:22so we came round with his caulking gun.
17:25We did ask young Christopher, but he says he can't shoot straight.
17:27You know what, Dave?
17:27We tried to do some caulking once in our kitchen.
17:29We had to get someone in to redo it.
17:31Well, I'd get the shakes, and Jenny didn't fancy it.
17:34Super red.
17:35Did it for a pint.
17:36Well, that's tradesmen for you.
17:37Tradespeople.
17:38You mention a pint, her eyes light up.
17:41See ya.
17:41See ya.
17:42See ya, love.
17:44One decaf Americano.
17:46See what you did there.
17:48So, she's getting her coffee before I'm getting my toastie.
17:50Well, yeah, you said you wanted your toastie well done.
17:53Hey, you all right?
17:54Yeah.
17:55Oh, Dee Dee, Dee Dee.
17:56£2.70.
17:59Sorry.
18:05The switch on the electric knife.
18:07There's a button on the side.
18:08Where on the side?
18:10At the handle.
18:11What handle?
18:13The handle of the knife.
18:14Well, where's the knife?
18:16It should just be on the side, Kirk.
18:18What side?
18:19Oh, no.
18:21What's up?
18:22It's roadworks.
18:23They're already boarding, Kirk.
18:25Well, maybe you'll wait.
18:27Hello?
18:27I've got a customer.
18:29Right, ring me if you're stuck.
18:30I'll be straight over once I've dropped him off.
18:32Good luck.
18:34I'm hoping out of pal why he takes his son to the airport.
18:37That was him.
18:38I say pal, he's more like a brother to me.
18:40In fact, I used to go out with his sister.
18:42So, he could have been my brother if things turned out different.
18:45Not my proper brother, obviously.
18:47My half-brother.
18:48I was his stepbrother.
18:50Brother-in-law.
18:51No, Gary's my brother-in-law.
18:53He's married to my sister.
18:56Phil Hewitt.
18:58Weather field, food safety and standards.
19:00Oh, pleasure to meet you, Philip.
19:01What can I get you?
19:02I've received a complaint.
19:04No way.
19:04You look like you'd be dead good here.
19:10Hey, uh, whatcha?
19:13Where've you been?
19:14Uh, you know where I've been?
19:15I was hoping to try into a new place,
19:17which is disgusting, by the way.
19:20What?
19:20All this time?
19:21Yeah, all this time.
19:23So, come on, you ready or not?
19:24She was only moving round the corner.
19:26Yeah, but, you know, we had to take two trips,
19:28and we had to go up some stairs,
19:29and then she wanted to go and cook her,
19:31so I had to help her with that.
19:32Let's go, let's go.
19:33What's the point?
19:34It'll be three o'clock by the time we get there.
19:37Oh, Sam.
19:37What?
19:38Well, don't be like this.
19:39It's too late, and I'm hungry.
19:41Okay, well, why didn't you get yourself something?
19:43Because I thought you'd be ten minutes.
19:47So, have you eaten?
19:48Yeah, yeah.
19:48I had a sandwich with a toy.
19:50Right.
19:50Oh, come on.
19:51No, you wanted to spend the day with her.
19:53I'm not stupid.
19:54I didn't want to spend the day with her.
19:56Yes, you did.
19:56I was helping her.
19:59Forget it.
20:03She offered to look after them.
20:06Dee Dee?
20:08Yeah, I heard.
20:09But that's all off now.
20:12Wasn't the right call?
20:14Well, she's a young woman with a career.
20:16You know, I did think it was above and beyond, to be honest,
20:19especially considering Joel Dearing.
20:22Her old man and his brother.
20:25I think they're lying.
20:27I think she's lying, too.
20:29Maybe covering up for someone, or maybe she knows something they don't.
20:36They all got alibis?
20:38Tissue thin.
20:40Not everybody's capable of murder.
20:43I disagree.
20:45Remember when you said the 39 steps turned you on to police work?
20:49Are you sure it wasn't Miss Marple?
20:51Miss Marple was a good policewoman.
20:53She ruled nobody out.
20:55She was an amateur detective, like gardening and knitting.
21:00You assumed Dee Dee wasn't capable.
21:04Maybe that's where you went wrong.
21:11Man, I feel like a woman.
21:13What am I singing that for?
21:14Oh, Shona put a video on Platt Chap.
21:19Yes, you were hot, Shania Twain.
21:20Well, I still am, aren't I?
21:23What are you doing?
21:24Oh, it's Lily's bike pump.
21:26Shona asked me to see to it.
21:31That's nice of you.
21:41I don't...
21:42I ain't falling out with them.
21:45Yeah, I'll bet.
21:50Are you okay?
21:54Look.
21:54What?
21:56Wait.
21:57Wait.
22:02Yes, ambulance, please.
22:05Yeah.
22:07I think they're having a heart attack.
22:09Yeah, 8 Coronation Street.
22:12Weatherfield.
22:14M10.
22:26No.
22:27Where he's going, he'll be out there soon.
22:30Owen, is it all right if I just pop outside here?
22:32Cheers.
22:36Do you know what? I actually can't wait.
22:38Do you guys want to go grab a coffee or something from the canteen?
22:42Nah, I'd better be off.
22:44Been in your way long enough.
22:46Not this again.
22:46Look, I've got enough problems without worrying about you playing matchmaker.
22:51I'm merely trying to bring some much-needed happiness into your life,
22:55albeit in quite a strange form.
22:57Steady.
22:59If you told her how you really felt, you wouldn't need me on your case all the time.
23:02Well, it doesn't matter how I feel, because she doesn't feel the same way, which is fine.
23:06Oh, really?
23:09Have you tried asking her?
23:12Asking you what?
23:15If I feel the same way.
23:18Cos I do.
23:20If you feel the way I think you do.
23:23Well, hallelujah!
23:25My work here is done.
23:33Erm, Bobby?
23:35Yeah?
23:39My pleasure.
23:41Laters.
23:43Laters.
23:49I'll make it up to you, I promise.
23:51I told you it's alright.
23:52It's not though, is it?
23:53I know how much you were looking forward to that trick.
23:55Using set-up three sets of temporary traffic lights or stall six times on a driving lesson.
24:00No, but I could have read the email about the change of flight time.
24:03Can we just not talk about that?
24:06Chesney, is everything alright?
24:09No, he's missed his flight for his skiing trip.
24:11That's fine.
24:13Well, it doesn't look like that from where I'm standing.
24:16Isn't there anything we can do?
24:19Not really.
24:20Sorry, Rita, we need to get in.
24:21I've got to get his tea and then get back to the shop.
24:23No, just a minute.
24:25Couldn't he just hop onto another flight?
24:28Oh, not unless they're dishing out free tickets at the airport.
24:31Chesney, if money's the problem, I'll lend you what you need.
24:35Pay me back when you can.
24:39Are you sure?
24:40Yes, I wouldn't have said it if I wasn't sure.
24:43Now, all you have to do, get in the house, onto your computer and send me the bill.
24:50Thanks, Rita.
24:52No, he was making out like she'd already accepted it.
24:55No.
24:56She's not told you that?
24:59Right.
25:00Okay, look, just call her back, will you?
25:03And up my offer by another five grand.
25:06Yeah, don't take no for an answer.
25:09Keep your pulse tid, alright?
25:10Cheers.
25:24Oh, good, thanks.
25:25Come on, straight through, straight through.
25:26When did she become unwell?
25:27It was about half an hour ago.
25:35Just sit back, relax.
25:36Let them do the diagnosing.
25:38She'd had a word with the kids.
25:40They could be a right handful as far as I can tell.
25:42She got herself proper worked up.
25:44I see.
25:45Any significant medical history?
25:47Well, she's had a heart attack in the past.
25:48It was just before we met.
25:50What was it?
25:50About three years ago.
25:52Three?
25:53I'm fine now.
25:55Are you on any meds?
25:57Yeah, um, aspirin, statin, bisopropanol, ramipram.
26:07How did she present?
26:09She was all breathless and sweating like.
26:13Chest pain.
26:14Tiredness, you know.
26:17Right, sounds like a heart attack's a possibility then, okay?
26:21We're just going to take a blood pressure reading.
26:23Okay, Gail?
26:24Try to breathe a bit more deeply.
26:25It'll help with the circulation.
26:31Question is, what now?
26:36Well, I don't think things could get much worse than what we've been through already.
26:44Yeah, well, there's one thing that I've learned.
26:45It's that things can always get worse, but.
26:50Yeah?
26:51Well, I'd like to give it a try, you know, if you're up for that.
27:13All right, that's sorted then.
27:15Yeah.
27:20So long as you pick it up quick and give it a wipe, I reckon it'll be all right.
27:24Really?
27:25I'd eat it.
27:26My mum used to call it the five-second rule.
27:29The five-second rule?
27:30Surprisingly, that doesn't feature on me food law code of practice.
27:34You can have that one for now then.
27:36Why are you not wearing protective gloves?
27:38I don't need them.
27:39I'm not likely to get bitten by the salad, am I?
27:41They're not for your protection.
27:43They just get in the way, to be honest.
27:44And it's murder trying to get a pitter open with them.
27:46You need to use your nails, don't you?
27:50See him again?
27:51Again.
27:52Thank you, Daisy.
27:56You all right?
27:58Well, I was, but I think I've seen enough coppers for one week to...
28:02Sorry, I just wanted to check in with you.
28:05Well, your mate checked in with me.
28:08And he checked in with my dad, and my uncle, and my brother.
28:11Got it all down in his little jotter.
28:13But you already knew that, didn't you?
28:16Yeah, I did hear something.
28:17Not that it's any of my business anymore.
28:19I also heard you changed your mind about Lauren and Frankie.
28:21We've been gossiping, haven't we?
28:23Do you not have any actual work to do down at that station?
28:26Hey, I'm not judging you.
28:27Far from it.
28:29After the ordeal you've had with Joel,
28:31all the stress that comes with the baby's the last thing you need.
28:34I simply just wanted to make sure you were doing okay.
28:37Oh, thank you for your concern, Detective.
28:42But there was no need to worry.
28:44But there was no need for Kit to send Good Cop in.
28:50Okay, he can ask whatever questions he likes.
28:54Because I have nothing to hide.
28:56Nothing.
29:04Pet's name again, please, Daisy.
29:05You shouldn't have gone shooting your mouth off.
29:07Well, Mum deserves to know what she's getting involved with.
29:10Listen, I don't want Mum getting involved with a poor man's Mr Tumble
29:14any more than you do, all right?
29:15But he didn't know what you're on about.
29:17You could tell.
29:18He's not going to admit it, is he?
29:20He's been inside.
29:21He's not as harmless as he looks.
29:23No one's as harmless as he looks.
29:25A bloke's about as threatening as a custard tart.
29:27All right, fine.
29:28Okay, you trust him.
29:29I'm not going to trust him.
29:30I don't trust him as far as I can throw him,
29:32and that's not very far.
29:33I need to know what he's...
29:35Wow, am I interrupting something?
29:38What?
29:39Well, you could give Avina's fly trap a run for its money
29:41the speed you're God just shut.
29:43Come on, what's going on?
29:44David?
29:45Carla, it's not for sale.
29:47No, it's not.
29:48An ambulance has just turned up at yours.
29:50It must be Gail, right?
29:53Sorry.
29:56Never thought I'd see the day
29:57when you turned down a trip to Jodrell Bank.
30:00I thought you'd be dying to see, like a dish thingy.
30:02Radio telescope.
30:04And you'd know that if you took any kind of interest in me or my hobbies.
30:08Yeah.
30:09You were like, I took my eye off the ball.
30:13I've had a lot going on.
30:14Whose fault is that?
30:16Okay, yeah, fair comment.
30:18Um...
30:19Come on, I just...
30:21I just want to make it up to you.
30:23So long as it fits in with you and...
30:26Toya.
30:30Look, um...
30:34I promise, me and Toya, that's over and done with.
30:37Well, it doesn't seem like...
30:38She needed my help.
30:39No, you wanted to help her.
30:41It's not the same thing.
30:42Well, she could have got the boat
30:43and we could have gone to Jodrell Bank.
30:44Yeah, we still can.
30:47Come on, mate, don't let it ruin our day.
30:49You know, I want to spend some time with you.
30:55Is that her?
30:59Uncle David.
31:03Hey, mate.
31:07What?
31:10Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:12I'm on my way.
31:14Come on, let's go.
31:17Sorry, Kirk.
31:20Hewitt.
31:21Mr Winterbrown.
31:22You know each other?
31:23Yeah, I'm old.
31:25What are you doing here?
31:26Your time had come.
31:28Not a minute too soon, by the look of things.
31:30Listen, I was in the middle of a deep clean
31:32and I got called away for an emergency.
31:34Leaving this person in charge?
31:36Yeah.
31:37Even though it's abundantly clear
31:38he's received no instructions
31:40in the basics of food hygiene as required by law.
31:43I wasn't thinking straight.
31:44I'm sorry, but I'm back now,
31:46so I'll get this all cleared up.
31:48I'm afraid as you were open
31:50and serving food to the general public,
31:53I am required to do a full inspection.
31:58Hewitt.
31:58Mr Allerhan.
32:00Do me a favour.
32:01Turn the sign to closed while you're there.
32:10It's okay.
32:11You're in the hospital
32:12and they're going to sort you out.
32:13Everything is going to be all right.
32:15We've lost vitals.
32:16She's going into arrest.
32:17Going on?
32:17Rita, now.
32:18Gail?
32:19Please tell me what's happening.
32:22Please.
32:26Gail.
32:26John, take the airway.
32:30Start chest compressions.
32:33Get the deep bib and pads ready.
32:34Now, please.
32:41Okay.
32:53Hey, look.
32:55Sorry we're late.
32:55We couldn't get a parking space.
32:56How is she?
32:57She went into cardiac arrest
32:58as soon as they brought her in.
32:59No.
33:00They had to use those great big pad things
33:01to get her heart started.
33:02Okay, okay, okay.
33:03But she's all right now?
33:04No, no, not exactly.
33:05The doctor said that the ECG shows some abnormalities.
33:09Not what you'd normally associate
33:10with a heart attack.
33:10What kind of abnormalities?
33:12Well, don't ask me.
33:13They're giving her the once-over now.
33:15Well, the main thing is she's still here.
33:16Question is, why are you?
33:17Well, well, well, hold on.
33:18That's not fair.
33:20If Jessie hadn't rang the ambulance,
33:21things could have been a lot worse, all right?
33:23Can we see her?
33:24Do you think I'd be sitting here if we could, eh?
33:28I'm sorry, I didn't mean to jump down your throat.
33:30No, it's fine.
33:31If anybody should be apologising, it's me.
33:33None of us are blameless.
33:34Maybe what happened in Thailand
33:36should have stayed in Thailand.
33:37Just happy memories.
33:39I am so sorry for barging back into her life
33:42and turning the world upside down.
33:44Look, no point in recriminations, is there?
33:47I'm just going to sit tight and hope for the best.
33:51Just make it up to her when she's back on her feet.
33:58Tap, tap, tap, tap.
33:59That dating profile will be a thing of beauty
34:00by the time you're done.
34:01As if.
34:02Some things don't need advertising.
34:04Don't knock advertising.
34:05If it can shift pile cream, it might get you a date.
34:07I've got no worries in that department.
34:09Then why do you spend half your life on that thing?
34:11Because I happen to be a very dedicated public servant.
34:14Too dedicated.
34:15I will not miss the sound of that keyboard when you move out.
34:17But you miss other things.
34:19I miss peace and quiet and hear more.
34:21I'm surprised you've not shattered the keys
34:22by hitting him that hard.
34:23I'm a very passionate man.
34:26But I can be gentle when the need arises.
34:28Well, like I say, if you want anything to arise
34:30in the near future,
34:31I would get back to work on that dating profile.
34:37I'm sorry.
34:49She is in the best place possible.
34:52And, you know, they're going to be monitoring her 24-7.
34:55Will you send her my best?
34:59I should give you guys some space.
35:01No, it's all right.
35:02You don't have to leave.
35:03You know, David will be back soon
35:04and I don't want to be in the way.
35:06It's a family thing, innit?
35:08Oh, no, no, no.
35:08Don't go on account of that.
35:09Honestly, you are more than welcome here.
35:11Oh, right.
35:12Well, that's actually good
35:14because we're kind of bad together.
35:16No way!
35:18Right, well, that's one of the less surprising things
35:20I've heard today.
35:21But congratulations.
35:23Yeah.
35:24Look, I've been thinking,
35:26once Lauren and Frankie come out of the foster home,
35:28they're going to need somewhere to stay.
35:30What do you reckon David might think about that?
35:33Look, David's head's going to be all over the place at the moment
35:36and we don't even know if we're going to be living here
35:37in a few months.
35:38And we might be.
35:39You know, I just don't know.
35:40Everything's just up in the air.
35:41Shona, it's fine.
35:43I get it.
35:45We shouldn't have asked, really.
35:46It was a stupid idea.
35:48I'll tell you what,
35:50how about when everything's settled down
35:52and we're more sure on what the future brings,
35:55I'll have a chat with David about it, OK?
35:58So, Gran has finally picked up.
36:00She's on her way.
36:01I've just tried to not panic her, really.
36:03Just said Mum's in good hands, so...
36:10Are you with her, Jesse?
36:13What happened?
36:13You think she'll be all right?
36:15Don't ask me.
36:17All I know is I had a mate.
36:20What's she doing in the foster home?
36:21I don't know.
36:22I don't know what she's up to.
36:23I don't know.
36:24I don't know.
36:25I don't know.
36:25I don't know.
36:26I've had seven heart attacks.
36:28Are we still going strong?
36:29No, he's been dead five years,
36:30but it was a car crash.
36:32It wasn't his heart that got him in the end.
36:33OK.
36:34At least you recognised the symptoms
36:36and rang the ambulance sharpish
36:38and contrary to appearances,
36:40we're very grateful Gran will be here.
36:43Well, the best way you can thank me
36:44is to minimise the stress in Gail's life
36:47because from what I've heard,
36:48she's had enough for three lifetimes
36:50and that's got to change.
36:52Mr Chadwick?
36:54Yes, how is she?
36:55Your family?
36:57Yeah.
36:58Yes, let's have a quick chat over there.
37:06Right.
37:07Well, we've managed to stabilise your mother
37:09and establish the cause of her problem.
37:11Yeah, you're looking at it.
37:12That's not for me to say.
37:13Anatomically, we've discovered a blockage
37:15in the left main coronary artery.
37:18Are you able to shift that?
37:19She's on blood thinners,
37:20but we will need to operate.
37:22And do what?
37:23We'll perform an angioplasty to widen the artery
37:26and then insert a stent.
37:27What's a stent?
37:29It's a small mesh tube
37:30which will allow blood to flow more freely to Gail's heart.
37:33And you think she'll be all right after that?
37:35Well, stents are usually very effective, yes.
37:38And what about the surgery?
37:39Is she up to it?
37:40Obviously, given Gail's age,
37:41there is a risk with any procedure,
37:43but this is a minimally invasive treatment
37:46and generally pretty safe.
37:47The wider question is
37:49how much long-term damage has been done,
37:51which we'll assess over time.
37:53Well, thank you, Doctor.
37:54Yeah.
37:55Yeah, thanks.
37:58Bit of a waiting game, then, I suppose.
38:01Sounds that way.
38:02Look, we don't all need to wait here.
38:03You go and pick up Sam.
38:05OK, he's probably having a great time
38:06playing chess with Roy.
38:07Look, if there's any news...
38:08Yeah, yeah, I'll keep you updated, mate.
38:16You know, I mean, what position to leave Kirk in charge?
38:18I mean, Kirk!
38:20He might as well put an apron on a kebab!
38:22Tom, that didn't show.
38:23I thought Kirk was the best option.
38:24Are you serious?
38:26I wasn't thinking, Dave.
38:27I wanted to get Joseph to the airport
38:28and then I found out about the time change
38:30and I panicked.
38:31He's really looking forward to it.
38:33He needed a pick-me-up
38:33after what's happened to his uncle.
38:35Yeah, but you cannot be serious!
38:37I'll have a hand.
38:37Yeah, I'll miss Mr Hugh again.
38:39But as you can see, right,
38:40we've not put things back together again, have we, yeah?
38:42I'm afraid your problem is back there.
38:45How big a problem?
38:4625 to 30 millimetres.
38:49Standard size for an adult cockroach.
38:52Excuse me?
38:54No, no, we've never had cockroaches.
38:57Well, I'm afraid you do now.
38:59I can't be right.
39:00I mean, we're dead careful, aren't we?
39:02Not from what I've observed.
39:03Did you happen to leave the door open
39:05when you last put the rubbish out?
39:06Erm...
39:10Maybe.
39:11You left one of the unattended bin bags
39:13by the rear open door
39:15and I suspect our friend must have got in then.
39:17Did you stamp on him?
39:20I'm a health inspector.
39:22Not a pest controller.
39:24I'll sort it out.
39:25It's a one-off.
39:26Unlikely.
39:27I'm afraid I've no option
39:29but to close these premises immediately.
39:32Close?
39:34For how long?
39:35Until there's no immediate risk to the general public.
39:39When you feel that to be the case,
39:41I will return
39:42and if there's no sign of infestation
39:44and the necessary remedial action has been taken,
39:47I will grant you permission to reopen.
39:49No.
39:50Not sure that we don't have to close.
39:51There must be something...
39:52I'm afraid there's no shortcuts
39:54where food hygiene is concerned.
39:56As you've found out to your cost,
39:58I will see you when you've put things right.
40:05I'm sorry about George Royal Bank.
40:06I know you're looking forward to it.
40:08Oh, it's okay.
40:09I was just upset because
40:11I thought you cared more about helping Sia
40:13than being with me.
40:14No, no, no, no.
40:16You're always my focus.
40:17Well,
40:19it doesn't really matter now, does it?
40:23Not now.
40:25Oh, wait.
40:27Come on.
40:30Granigale will be okay, won't she?
40:34Yeah.
40:35She's in good hands, you know.
40:38She's got a lot to live for.
40:40She wouldn't want you worrying.
40:44Hi.
40:45Oh, hi.
40:48Sorry, I just came to drop these back.
40:50How's your mum?
40:51I just heard in the caf.
40:52Yeah.
40:54Hanging in there.
40:55They're going to fit a stent.
40:56I see.
40:57Are you guys all right?
40:59Yeah, I suppose.
41:01We've got no choice.
41:03If there's anything that I can do to help,
41:05you know, anything at all.
41:06Thanks.
41:07Thanks, I appreciate that.
41:09Oh, and that goes for you too, Sam.
41:11You know, I know how close you are to your gran,
41:13so if you need any support, I'm...
41:15No, I've got my dad.
41:17I'll be fine, thanks.
41:19I'm totally fine.
41:25So it's a nice place you're stopping at.
41:27Yeah.
41:28It's all right.
41:29It's just nice being away from all the reminders for a bit, you know.
41:33Yeah, I suppose.
41:34Yeah, has your mum heard from Dev at all?
41:37No, not since yesterday.
41:38Why?
41:40No reason.
41:40No, I just...
41:41I just wondered.
41:43Just make sure you get to that airport on time tomorrow.
41:46Get there three hours early if you have to.
41:48Yeah, it'll be fine.
41:49There's plenty of time.
41:51Not even I can make the same screw-up two days running.
41:54Hey, don't beat yourself up, Ches.
41:55It's a mistake.
41:56Everyone makes mistakes.
41:59I seem to make nothing but these days.
42:04Honestly, if Rita and I got involved,
42:06I don't know what we'd have done.
42:07I didn't want to go capping Anne to Linda again.
42:10She'd have only moaned about us missing the original flight.
42:13Yeah, it is proper kind of Rita.
42:16But I don't want the people thinking that we're taking advantage, right?
42:20We need to pay back as soon as we can.
42:23Yeah.
42:37Not easy, is it?
42:39I remember when my mother were ill.
42:41I replayed every round, every crossword,
42:45every time I took her for granted.
42:47I'd give myself a right kick in, you know.
42:50Yeah, you don't know the alphabet, Paul.
43:00It's my fault, you know.
43:03Don't matter how many times you try to talk me out of it.
43:06Well, by the sounds of it,
43:10that heart attack was always a possibility.
43:12And the first one was 20 years in the making.
43:18Yeah, that sounds about right.
43:22Look, I've not been around long enough to know your reasons for feeling like this.
43:26But if there's anything you want to talk about, I mean anything at all,
43:31sometimes it's good just to get it off your chest.
43:34Thanks, Oprah, but I'm good.
43:41I mean, I'm grateful for everything you've done to the age I see I am.
43:44But if I'm being honest, I don't even know you.
43:48You know, you're not family.
43:50So if you're looking for my confession,
43:53you're going to have a bit of a wait.
43:54If you're looking for my confession, you're going to have a bit of a wait.