A group of contestants travel to a castle in Italy to participate in a million dollar treasure . Little did they know, the lord of the castle hides a deadly secret.
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00:00:30I want to tell you things, but you know I don't dare
00:00:42I've got a million secrets I'm just gonna share
00:00:45When you and I question my loyalty
00:00:53You're the only person I want to see
00:00:57If only I could make my situation clear
00:01:05I think you'd understand why I live in fear
00:01:09Passionate crime
00:01:19Passionate crime
00:01:29I want to hide myself from society
00:01:34I can't do anything really quite for me in the world
00:01:39And when you look at me and see my death
00:01:45I say, why don't you be mine?
00:01:48I can't take all the pain, I know
00:01:56Passionate crime
00:02:13Passionate crime
00:02:18I am, I am, I am, I am
00:02:29I am, I am, I am
00:02:40That's the latest and soon-to-be greatest from the Cassandra Castle Rock TVers
00:02:46And if that's not exciting enough, I've got some great news for you
00:02:50For the last 90 days we've been telling you about our latest contest
00:02:53Well, it's almost time for your crew to announce the names of the seven lucky winners in the Cassandra Castle Rock TV Blower
00:03:01This is the contest where Rock TV wants to send you to Europe
00:03:05To spend a weekend in an authentic medieval castle with the real Cassandra Castle
00:03:10But listen, there's more
00:03:11Not only do you get that weekend in Europe
00:03:13But while you're inside the castle you get to take part in treasure hunting
00:03:16And find a check for one million dollars
00:03:19It might be you that's gonna be the winner
00:03:21So stay tuned to Rock TV because...
00:03:23You think we pay you to watch television?
00:03:25I can show you something you're never gonna see on television, baby
00:03:32Yeah, how about ten foot flames shooting out your asshole, man?
00:03:36You look like you're gonna be sick
00:03:38I feel fine, just fine
00:03:40Well, you're gonna be sick
00:03:46Tom, we need this job
00:03:48Oh, to help our family honor, right sis?
00:03:51Yeah
00:03:52Shh, they're gonna announce the winners
00:03:57Wait a minute, I thought you said that we don't have a chance
00:04:00We don't
00:04:02But you hate Cassandra Castle, don't you?
00:04:04I do
00:04:05But I like that kind of money
00:04:22Okay, you little shits, you wanna watch television?
00:04:24You can watch it all you want, you're both fine
00:04:30Two winners from the same family
00:04:32Tom and Jackie McClain
00:04:34Oh my goodness, they'll all be joining me and Cassandra Castle in Italy
00:04:39For a weekend in a million dollar castle
00:04:41And a chance at winning one million dollars
00:04:43What are you gonna spend one million dollars on?
00:04:45Think about it
00:04:46On Rock TV
00:04:47It's been a pleasure, we hope you've been having fun
00:05:00Hello
00:05:30Oh shit
00:06:00Thanks a lot
00:06:01Grazie mille, grazie
00:06:03Okay
00:06:11Just give me ten seconds Rex
00:06:13You got it
00:06:17We're here in Italy
00:06:19And we're gonna have a great time
00:06:21And we're gonna have a great time
00:06:23And we're gonna have a great time
00:06:25And we're gonna have a great time
00:06:27And we're gonna have a great time
00:06:29We're here in sunny Italy
00:06:31With our Rock TV contest winners
00:06:33So right now let's give you the lucky seven
00:06:35And welcome them to Cassandra's Castle
00:06:39Myrna
00:06:40Thank you so much
00:06:43You bet
00:06:46Holland, Terry, Holland
00:06:49You'll be late Fatso
00:06:50Oh Fatso, you California girls are so witty
00:06:59Whoa
00:07:03Nice car
00:07:04This is cool
00:07:06Hello
00:07:08Ciao, come stai?
00:07:09I'm Tony Capri
00:07:10I'm here for the million dollars
00:07:12Tony, you must be our Italian winner
00:07:14Yes I am
00:07:15The others are over here, come on over and join them
00:07:17Come on
00:07:18Wait, wait, wait
00:07:19Cassandra, are you alright?
00:07:23She's fine
00:07:24She's not fine
00:07:26They stuffed me in this tiny limo
00:07:28With four miserable aerosol cases
00:07:33And now I've got to spend a god awful weekend
00:07:36In some stink hole castle
00:07:39Watch out Theo, you'll crack the lens
00:07:42I don't give a shit
00:07:49It's the police and I don't see Sting
00:07:57Excuse me, just a minute
00:08:04Jamie, no cameras
00:08:06Come on
00:08:24Jackie, where the hell is the limo?
00:08:26The plane was two hours late
00:08:28Yeah I know, but we're supposed to be picked up in a limo at the airport, okay?
00:08:31Do you remember what mom used to say?
00:08:33What?
00:08:34What happens is supposed to happen
00:08:35Great, what's supposed to happen is we're supposed to be riding in a limo right now
00:08:38With air conditioning
00:08:39Fancy
00:08:55Oh, hello
00:09:06Ah, I think we've found our lost orphans
00:09:12We're the winners from Cleveland
00:09:14No such thing kid
00:09:27What are you looking at?
00:09:29Oh nothing, I just didn't get a chance to say hello before
00:09:33Hi
00:09:35So you said it, now piss off
00:09:40So you gonna come in the castle soon?
00:09:44A woman's limit is her castle
00:09:52Just forget it Tom, she's not your type
00:09:55Alright kids, you can make it
00:09:57Alright, let's all pile into the limo and get the welcome shot
00:10:01Cassandra, baby
00:10:04Time to take the big arrival shot
00:10:08Okay, we'll pick up this one a little later
00:10:11But in the meantime let's all go inside and get settled
00:10:14Later
00:10:17Hey Billy, Andy, listen
00:10:19I want you guys to get hold of a high definition camera for me
00:10:22The best one you can find
00:10:23I think some really interesting things are gonna happen in the dark here this weekend
00:10:26I got light
00:10:27Yeah, but with an HD we can pick up some stuff
00:10:30Hey, two points a piece
00:10:32I don't know, that's pretty chintzy Jamie
00:10:34Yeah, well it's either that or doing Merv Griffin the rest of your life
00:10:37It's not gonna be easy to find, we're gonna have to go to Rome
00:10:39Yeah
00:10:41And the other boys
00:10:55Welcome, buenas, to Castle Biavoli
00:10:58This is one of the oldest castles in all of Italy
00:11:01Cut to the chase, when do we start searching for the money?
00:11:03Soon
00:11:07When do we eat?
00:11:08Sooner
00:11:20I'm not accustomed to carrying my own luggage
00:11:25What do you got in here?
00:11:26Guns, I thought I'd get in a little shooting
00:11:28Rabbits, birds, maybe a ball
00:11:30Yeah, I'll do my best to be interesting, okay?
00:11:59I thought there were supposed to be servants
00:12:09Signor Diaboli, welcome to
00:12:29Oh la la, c'est très magnifique
00:12:32Oh, it's beautiful
00:12:35Of course it's beautiful, it's French
00:12:38It's 14th century and it's worth about 3 million francs
00:12:43I love French things
00:12:45You know, French fries, French toast, French kissing
00:12:51You know, like there's no mirrors here
00:12:54Why do you need a mirror when I'm here to tell you how lovely you look?
00:12:59So I can see for myself
00:13:03You Americans are so romantic
00:13:11I'm sorry, it looks so real
00:13:14It's beautiful
00:13:15Yes, Signor Diaboli is quite proud of his pieces
00:13:20He's really generous to let us all stay here
00:13:23He enjoys having guests once every now and then
00:13:30Will he be with us at dinner?
00:13:35He will be with you all eventually
00:13:50I'm sorry
00:14:14Over there
00:14:16Let me ask you something
00:14:18Do you always carry an arsenal around with you?
00:14:21When the occasion calls for it
00:14:24I hate to be, like, bearer of bad tidings
00:14:27But this is a fun weekend
00:14:29We're supposed to party, okay?
00:14:31After this ridiculous weekend, I'm off on safari with Fergie and Andrew
00:14:45Let's go
00:15:15Let's go
00:15:31It's seven o'clock, Rock TV
00:15:33It's time to boogie down with Mr. Deck
00:15:35This is one creepy place
00:15:37Don't worry about it
00:15:38Think of it as an Olympic million dollar treasure hunt
00:15:43Well, just don't get your hopes up
00:15:45Why not?
00:15:46Have you seen any competition?
00:15:48I see a Porsche, 959, turbo
00:15:51A pool with a jacuzzi
00:15:54In your Porsche?
00:15:55Why not?
00:15:56I see a yacht, 40 foot long
00:15:59My name written all over it
00:16:01How about a college education with your name written all over it?
00:16:05Wrong
00:16:06You spend half the money your way
00:16:08I've got big plans for mine
00:16:10Tom, you just have to be realistic
00:16:13The chances of us finding the money are two in seven
00:16:17Yes, but that's one more than everybody else here
00:16:20Why are you so pessimistic?
00:16:22I don't know
00:16:23All these different people brought together in this old place
00:16:26What, you think it's a setup?
00:16:28No, it's just weird
00:16:30Jackie, weird can be fun
00:16:32Go with it
00:16:34You could use some weirdness in your life
00:16:37Ahhh
00:16:40Ahhh
00:16:49I can't see a damn thing
00:16:51You know, we should almost be there
00:16:53We should definitely be there
00:16:55Probably took a wrong road or something
00:16:57There is only one road
00:16:59Then where's the castle?
00:17:00I don't know
00:17:01You don't know
00:17:04The car just died
00:17:06Why?
00:17:07I don't know
00:17:09You don't know
00:17:11We're on some honky chase after an HD camera
00:17:14Stuck in the middle of nowhere in a dead car and you don't know?
00:17:17Let me take a look under the hood
00:17:22The door's stuck
00:17:24Wait a minute, my door's stuck too
00:17:26We are lost in the middle of nowhere
00:17:28We can't find the castle and the car won't start
00:17:30We are lost in the middle of nowhere
00:17:31We can't find the castle and the car won't start
00:17:33What else could possibly go wrong?
00:17:56Not exactly the atmosphere for a pig out
00:17:59Please let that be the extent of our daily conversation
00:18:02I should rather hear you slobber and chew than try to speak English
00:18:06I'm anxious to meet Senior Diablo
00:18:08Yeah, he must be pretty crazy to let all this go on in his house
00:18:12Your word is eccentric
00:18:17You scared me
00:18:19I dropped my glass
00:18:30If I don't eat soon, I'm going to puke
00:18:42Senior Diablo sends his regrets
00:18:45He will not be joining you for dinner
00:18:53Jamie, where is the bloody camera crew?
00:18:57I sent them to Rome to get some equipment
00:18:59If you dare screw this up...
00:19:01Yeah, I know, Merv
00:19:03Just get over there
00:19:05Well, we've got a great dinner coming up
00:19:07But first of all, I've got to give you the rules for the videotape and the viewers at home
00:19:11Jamie, if you're ready, roll tape
00:19:16Have a look, OK?
00:19:20Hey, Rock TV viewers at home
00:19:22We're here with our seven lucky winners
00:19:24And it's time to give them the lowdown on how to score those big bucks
00:19:28Well, as you know, you've all signed a contract
00:19:31And agreed to abide by Rock TV's rules
00:19:34Now, the conditions are very, very simple
00:19:37The treasure hunt starts tomorrow morning promptly at dawn
00:19:42And in fairness to Senior Diablo
00:19:46Who's been nice enough to lend us his castle
00:19:48We have to tell you that the check for one million dollars
00:19:52Has been hidden and hidden well
00:19:54But not in a place that would necessitate any digging or any tearing
00:19:58In other words, there's to be no damage to any of the property here
00:20:02But we can look anywhere, yes?
00:20:06Yes, anywhere
00:20:09Except outside of the castle
00:20:11You're free to leave the castle at any time
00:20:14But if you do, you will be disqualified
00:20:17But right now, let's start the fun
00:20:20It's a rock and roll weekend
00:20:21And we're gonna party with everyone's favorite party girl
00:20:25Cassandra Castle
00:20:42I hear many interesting things about American women
00:20:45Like what?
00:20:47That they are naive and silly and ignorant of love
00:20:52That sounds like me, all right
00:20:55So I volunteer to tutor you in the language of love
00:21:03I'm not very good at learning languages
00:21:08I hate the grammar part
00:21:10Excuse me
00:21:11Tom! Tom!
00:21:13Excuse me, Signorina
00:21:14I was intoxicated by your beauty
00:21:16Tom!
00:21:20Your room is this way
00:21:23What?
00:21:25I just escaped from Italian class
00:21:28What?
00:21:29Forget it, I'm going to bed
00:21:30No, no, no, wait
00:21:31Why don't we start sleeping?
00:21:33This doesn't sound like you
00:21:34No, I mean, we could start searching now
00:21:36It's against the rules
00:21:38There's only one rule to win
00:21:40I'm tired, I'm going to bed
00:21:44OK
00:21:52You have got to slow down
00:22:02What do you think you're doing?
00:22:05Putting you to bed
00:22:07I know the way your filthy mind works
00:22:14Stupid DJ
00:22:16I'm a VJ
00:22:18And the last thing I need is some manufactured superstar
00:22:22Who can't even stay sober for her own celebrity weekend
00:22:25Oh, yeah
00:22:26Yeah
00:22:27What else am I supposed to do?
00:22:30Besides, it's my record company that's paying for this weekend
00:22:34I bet there isn't even a cheque
00:22:37Oh, there's a cheque
00:22:39And it's a real one
00:22:41Yeah, for the camera
00:22:43Bet nobody finds it
00:22:45Hey, that depends on them
00:22:52I'll make you a deal
00:22:58I'll hide the cheque somewhere
00:23:01No one will find it
00:23:03Hey, you're getting tricky
00:23:05That could give us some very bad publicity
00:23:08Not when I reveal on camera where it is
00:23:15No, that's not bad
00:23:17That's not bad at all
00:23:19But you've got to keep that brat pack away from me
00:23:22I don't want to see them at all the whole weekend
00:23:28Your record label's not going to like this
00:23:30Screw them
00:23:32It's a deal
00:23:34Deal
00:24:04Deal
00:24:34Oh
00:25:0450-50 if you find the cheque
00:25:18What are you doing here?
00:25:20I'm looking for the cheque
00:25:21What are you doing here?
00:25:22I'm looking for something to eat
00:25:24Harlan
00:25:25Tom, listen
00:25:26If there's a cheque in that cake, I get half of it, okay?
00:25:31Hello?
00:25:34Who's there?
00:25:36Oh, I'm sorry
00:25:38I must have the wrong room
00:25:40Maybe
00:25:44Maybe not
00:25:46Depends on what you're looking for
00:25:48Well, you know, I thought I would take just a little look for the cheque
00:25:55Now, you know, Yvette
00:25:57That is definitely cheating
00:26:01Yes, I know
00:26:04Forgive me
00:26:07What do you think I should do about this?
00:26:11Well, you could punish me
00:26:15Or you could help me
00:26:19Or you could punish me
00:26:24And help me
00:26:48What's the matter?
00:26:51You were going to tell me a clue
00:26:54Was I?
00:26:55Yes, you were
00:26:57You were going to give me a very good clue
00:27:01Okay
00:27:05Okay
00:27:08It's hidden
00:27:12Somewhere on the first floor
00:27:16Is that it?
00:27:17Is that it?
00:27:18It is on the first floor
00:27:19That is not helping
00:27:22It is
00:27:23That's the field in half
00:27:25Just don't be too obvious about it
00:27:30Well, all right
00:27:32I've always had this
00:27:33Obviously special passion for DJs
00:27:39VJs
00:28:09VJs
00:28:39VJs
00:29:03Not cheating, are we?
00:29:08Interesting decor
00:29:10Nothing here but old furniture
00:29:12Old furniture with 175,000 pounds
00:29:15Well, yes
00:29:17You know antiques?
00:29:18My parents collect them
00:29:19My parents, seriously?
00:29:21Well, that's the difference between us, don't you see?
00:29:27Same
00:29:29But then you're French
00:29:35English bitch
00:30:35Mum!
00:30:40Mum!
00:30:45Mum!
00:30:50Mum!
00:30:55Mum!
00:31:05Mum!
00:31:10Mum!
00:31:15Mum!
00:31:20Mum!
00:31:25Mum!
00:31:30Mum!
00:31:35Mum!
00:31:40Mum!
00:31:45Mum!
00:31:50Mum!
00:31:55Mum!
00:32:00Mum!
00:32:05Mum!
00:32:10Mum!
00:32:15Mum!
00:32:20Mum!
00:32:25Mum!
00:32:30Mum!
00:32:35Mum!
00:32:40Mum!
00:32:46Mum!
00:32:51Mum!
00:32:56Mum!
00:33:01Mum!
00:33:06Mum!
00:33:11Mum!
00:33:16Mum!
00:33:21Mum!
00:33:26Mum!
00:33:31Mum!
00:33:36Mum!
00:33:41Mum!
00:33:46Mum!
00:33:51Mum!
00:33:56Mum!
00:34:01Hey, are you okay?
00:34:03Are you okay?
00:34:04What's going on? Are we going to have a party?
00:34:06Oh, she's drunk
00:34:08No, there were loads and loads of...
00:34:11What? Who?
00:34:13What are you talking about?
00:34:14What the bloody hell's going on out here?
00:34:16What are you all doing?
00:34:18You know we were confined to our rooms
00:34:20Listen, if anyone is found looking for the check
00:34:22before the contest officially starts
00:34:24he or she will be disqualified
00:34:27What about her?
00:34:30I'll take care of her
00:34:32Go back to your rooms and get some sleep
00:34:34We've got a big day tomorrow
00:34:38Whoa, it's seven o'clock back in Jersey
00:34:41That's my bedtime
00:34:43Night
00:34:45Yeah
00:34:47I was wondering if you could help me
00:34:51I was wondering that myself
00:34:53My shower isn't working
00:34:55Well, I'm not very good at plumbing stuff, you know
00:34:59Maybe it won't take much
00:35:05You had enough hours ago
00:35:08I just thought...
00:35:09God, you won't believe me
00:35:11No, I probably won't
00:35:13I was in this dungeon
00:35:14and there was these zombies, these giant zombies
00:35:16with skull faces and hands
00:35:18and they were after me
00:35:19Yeah, I've seen last weekend
00:35:21No, really, I saw it
00:35:23I opened this door
00:35:24and I went down these steps, these stone steps
00:35:27That's my door
00:35:32If you can't keep it together, our deal is off
00:35:35All you have to do is hang on to the check
00:35:37and stay out of my bloody way
00:35:39You think I'm crazy
00:35:41No, I don't
00:35:42I think you're an alcoholic
00:35:43No more of this
00:35:45Not until the contest is over
00:35:50You're right, you're right
00:35:53No more juice
00:35:56Pills
00:35:58I need pills
00:36:00I just need something to keep me out of it
00:36:02for a while
00:36:24Mmm
00:36:37Seems to be working fine to me
00:36:43Well then, how am I gonna thank you?
00:36:48Well, if you find the check, you can split it with me
00:36:50Oh, come on
00:36:52Is that all you're here for, the money?
00:36:54Wouldn't you like to have a little fun?
00:36:58When you're right, you're right
00:37:01What was the question?
00:37:04Would you wash my back?
00:37:15Wash your back?
00:37:18Yeah
00:37:21I'll do it
00:37:23I'm a full service repairman
00:37:26Back wash is part of the job
00:37:29Go slow
00:37:31I like it better that way
00:38:01Thank you
00:38:06Wait, what's going on?
00:38:08I'm done
00:38:13Done what?
00:38:14Done taking a shower
00:38:17What comes next?
00:38:18I don't know
00:38:19I'll probably listen to some music, go to bed early
00:38:22You know it's gonna be a big day tomorrow
00:38:25Wait, I thought we were gonna...
00:38:29You know
00:38:31Oh, sorry, I just took a shower
00:38:45These must be really sick kicks you're getting from this
00:38:49Really sick
00:38:51Oh, my therapist says there's no such thing as sick kicks
00:38:54You're a bitch, okay?
00:38:56Well, I said thank you
00:39:01You know, that was really shitty to do to me
00:39:03I can understand how you can have this attitude
00:39:06It's very valid
00:39:07It's okay
00:39:09Bye-bye
00:39:19I'm wet
00:39:37What happened?
00:39:42Nothing
00:39:46The worst kind of nothing
00:39:47When something almost happens but doesn't, that kind of nothing
00:39:50You didn't find the check?
00:39:52No
00:39:53Jackie, let me ask you, is it me?
00:39:55It is me, isn't it?
00:39:57Get some sleep and we'll find it tomorrow together
00:40:06You're wet
00:40:08Hello, what's for breakfast, kids?
00:40:12Heavy Metal!
00:40:13Live from Rock TV!
00:40:16It's the Heavy Metal Breakfast Club!
00:40:19Boom!
00:40:23I'd rather keep my temper this morning
00:40:25Rock TV, all day, every day, is part of this million-dollar weekend
00:40:30Hey, Rex, I thought that the Heavy Metal Breakfast Club was a live show
00:40:33Harlan, it is live, live on tape
00:40:39Hey, so where's our superstar this morning?
00:40:41I suppose she's sleeping it off
00:40:43When do the games begin?
00:40:45When everybody gets here
00:40:48Well, where's Yvette?
00:40:50The last time I saw her, she was drooling over the antiques
00:40:56Where's America, Tony?
00:41:00Here I am
00:41:02I like to work out before breakfast
00:41:04I bet she just has tons of energy, too
00:41:14I regret to inform you that Signor Diaboli again will be unable to join you
00:41:24I'm Antonio, and I have never heard of this castle or Signor Diaboli
00:41:30Yes, but you have heard of the police
00:41:33Oh, right. Misunderstanding
00:41:36It might have been a misunderstanding for you, punk, but it cost me, and it cost Rock TV, a lot of money
00:41:42And we have to settle that
00:41:44Well, come on, what are we waiting for? Let's start this puppy!
00:41:47Okay, Jamie, we'll take it
00:41:51A couple of rules to remember
00:41:53The castle is filled with priceless antiques and valuables, and you must not damage any of the property here
00:42:04You got speed?
00:42:06Yeah, you look great
00:42:08Okay, Rock TV, here's the lucky seven
00:42:11I just don't think it's right to start without Yvette
00:42:19I found this letter when I went to call Mademoiselle for breakfast
00:42:34I must leave immediately for Lyon. Family emergency. Bonne chance, Yvette
00:42:40Okay, I'll take it
00:42:42Hey, Rock TV, is it home? We're on location in Italy at the castle of Signor Diaboli
00:42:48And what a turn of events
00:42:50One of our contestants, Yvette, has had to drop out due to unforeseen family emergencies
00:42:55But that's good news for our remaining lucky six
00:42:59Because they now have a better chance at that one million dollars
00:43:03And that's a lot of scratch for any high-living rock and roller
00:43:06Are you ready to go for it?
00:43:08Yeah!
00:43:09All right, on your marks, get set, wait for it, go!
00:43:30I don't intend for the rest of you to benefit from my superior tracking ability, if you don't mind
00:43:46I think I'm going to ask the I Ching where it is
00:43:50Do you want to come?
00:43:53I always want to come
00:43:55I've been having a little trouble with my shower, too
00:44:03You want upstairs or downstairs?
00:44:05I'll take the high road
00:44:07Okay
00:44:25Come on, come on
00:44:36Oh hi, love, you're finally here, check it out
00:44:39I can't fit in there
00:44:41I'm a fucking jet, bitch
00:44:55Fuck
00:45:26You Americans are so annoying
00:45:29What the hell's going on? What are you doing in here? Get the hell out of here
00:45:33Hell, hell, hell, we're still speaking about paradise
00:45:55Oh, my God
00:46:09Get off me!
00:46:14If this happened to Tony Capri, women wouldn't treat me like a...
00:46:19Help!
00:46:20Help!
00:46:23Discreet, madam
00:46:24Get him off me!
00:46:26Yes, madam
00:46:50Senor Diavolo's guests must be treated with respect
00:47:21Oh, no
00:47:23What's wrong?
00:47:24Well, looking for a check in a library is sort of like looking for a needle in a...
00:47:29It's not the needles
00:47:31Oh, well, price is right
00:47:39Do you know what these books are?
00:47:41Yeah, potential hiding places
00:47:43They're Bibles
00:47:45Well, I'll go to confession later, when I'm Catholic
00:47:48We're not supposed to damage any of Senor Diavolo's property
00:47:52Well, if they're all the same book, it hardly seems to matter
00:48:06This is definitely not in the Arch anymore
00:48:16Oh, damn contact lens
00:48:28Oh, got it, found it
00:48:37I'm glad it's you, this will be a pleasure
00:48:40What do you want, greaseball?
00:48:42Yes, I'm a greaseball, but now, now I'm a rich one
00:48:48Here
00:48:49What?
00:48:50What you have just found
00:48:52My contact lens?
00:48:55Don't play with me
00:48:57No more playing games!
00:48:59I'm Tony Carpi and I take what I want, okay?
00:49:02Okay
00:49:05Fine
00:49:06Just what do you want?
00:49:08What do you think?
00:49:09A check for a million dollars
00:49:11I don't have it
00:49:13You found it, I heard you
00:49:15Please, you've got to believe me
00:49:18I found a contact lens
00:49:20Oh, a contact lens, yes
00:49:22And I assure you, your shovel really was broken, huh?
00:49:26I swear, I don't have it
00:49:28Okay, then I'll have to search
00:49:35I will be the winner
00:49:38Are you okay?
00:49:39He was going to kill me
00:49:41Come on, let's get out of here
00:49:43What, I'll kill you
00:49:44Come on
00:50:07Oh, no
00:50:15Oh, no
00:50:27Oh, my God, the check
00:50:29Tom and I will split it with you
00:50:31Forget it
00:50:33I won
00:50:35I just saved your life back there
00:50:37The least you could do is split it with us
00:50:39No way, I went for it and I won, end of discussion
00:50:43Bitch
00:50:49Where'd it go?
00:51:04Oh, shit
00:51:35Oh, shit
00:51:53Castello Travoli
00:52:05Castello Travoli
00:52:16We're having fun now
00:52:34Oh, shit
00:53:05There you are
00:53:06Something very strange is going on here
00:53:08Whose shoe is this?
00:53:09The French girl's, I think
00:53:11Tony just attacked Terry
00:53:13I'm not surprised
00:53:14With a knife?
00:53:15It's one way to lessen the odds, isn't it?
00:53:17Let's go home
00:53:18No
00:53:19No, Jackie, the odds are shorter for us, too
00:53:21Let's just go home
00:53:22No, Jackie
00:53:23I'm not going home
00:53:24I'm not going home
00:53:25I'm not going home
00:53:26I'm not going home
00:53:27I'm not going home
00:53:28I'm not going home
00:53:29I'm not going home
00:53:30I'm not going home
00:53:31I'm not going home
00:53:32I'm not going home
00:53:33Let's go
00:53:34Let's just stick together, okay?
00:53:35This place is dangerous
00:53:39Just calm down for a second, okay?
00:53:42Look, if the other people are disqualified
00:53:44Or maybe even worse
00:53:45They'll call it off
00:53:46But until then, I'm going to keep searching
00:53:48Please, Tom
00:53:50Come on, Jackie
00:53:51Let's just go search for the money
00:53:53We're going to find it, okay?
00:53:55Don't worry about it
00:53:57It's going to be okay
00:54:04Get me out!
00:54:06Let me out!
00:54:19Can anybody hear me?
00:54:34What's the matter?
00:54:35What happened?
00:54:37Oh, nothing
00:54:38Nothing
00:54:39What do you mean, nothing?
00:54:40You were just yelling for help
00:54:42Oh, I was having trouble with my lace
00:54:45You can't even dress yourself anymore
00:54:47We have to shoot the big revelation scene
00:54:49In one hour's time
00:54:51Look, meet me in the weapons room
00:54:53I'll get Jamie
00:54:54In the meantime, I'm going to hold on to this check
00:54:57I kept my part of the deal
00:54:59One bloody hour
00:55:02One bloody hour
00:55:17Well, the others may want to spend all day in musty dungeons
00:55:21But I need some lunch
00:55:23Yes, sir
00:55:24Would you care for a pig out?
00:55:27That's the idea
00:55:29You're all right
00:55:46What's the matter, babe?
00:55:48I don't want to talk about it
00:55:50So just leave me alone
00:55:53So Mickey Mouse is suing Minnie Mouse for divorce, right?
00:55:56And they're in front of the judge
00:55:58And the judge says, look, Mickey
00:56:00You can't divorce Minnie just because she's crazy
00:56:03And Mickey says, I didn't say she was crazy
00:56:06I said she was...
00:56:07Fucking goofy
00:56:10You've heard it before
00:56:12Don't talk to me
00:56:17I had it with you
00:56:20I had it right in my hand
00:56:22Right in my hand
00:56:24What?
00:56:25I said, don't talk to me
00:56:35Sir
00:56:37Wow
00:56:50That's disgusting
00:56:57That's gross
00:56:59Here, want a piece?
00:57:01I don't eat meat
00:57:09I don't eat meat
00:57:11I don't eat meat
00:57:13I don't eat meat
00:57:15I don't eat meat
00:57:17I don't eat meat
00:57:27Oh, you're such a pig
00:57:47I don't eat meat
00:58:07This reminds me
00:58:09Did you hear the one about the three pigs that went to Rome?
00:58:11Two of them were arrested
00:58:13You know why?
00:58:15Because the third one squealed
00:58:25Hey, Terry, what's the matter?
00:58:29It's just a joke
00:58:33Come on, you can take a joke, can't you?
00:58:37Is there a problem?
00:58:39Come on, I'll help you with money
00:58:45Come on, I'll help you with money
00:59:15Come on, let's go
00:59:45Come on, come on
01:00:15Come on, come on
01:00:45Come on, let's go
01:01:15Come on, let's go
01:01:45Come on, let's go
01:02:15Come on, let's go
01:02:45You know
01:02:47You know
01:02:49If it wasn't for Rock TV
01:02:51If it wasn't for Rock TV
01:02:53You just keep your bloody money
01:02:55You just keep your bloody money
01:02:57Because from now on
01:02:59Because from now on
01:03:01You are on your own
01:03:03You are on your own
01:03:07Yeah, that hell was chivalry
01:03:09Yeah, that hell was chivalry
01:03:15Oh
01:03:45Oh
01:04:15Oh
01:04:31Okay
01:04:33Yeah
01:04:37Okay
01:04:39Okay
01:04:43Yeah
01:04:51Help!
01:04:53Help me!
01:04:55Help me!
01:04:57Help!
01:05:09Jacki, why don't you tell me about the check
01:05:11You want to go, Tom? Something's wrong here
01:05:13No, we're close. I can feel it
01:05:15Jacki, take that side of the hall
01:05:17I'll take this side down here
01:05:19Please, Tom
01:05:21I'll be down the hall, okay?
01:05:23Jackie, take that side of the hall.
01:05:25I'll take this side down here.
01:05:26Please, Tom.
01:05:28I'll be down the hall, OK?
01:05:46Terry?
01:05:53Ah!
01:06:01It's OK.
01:06:03It's OK.
01:06:16Are you OK?
01:06:19Something, I can't remember.
01:06:23There's something horrible.
01:06:24Just take it easy, OK?
01:06:28I'm not drunk.
01:06:30Look, I know it's hard being a superstar and all.
01:06:35I don't know what I am.
01:06:39You know, your fans really love you.
01:06:42They love you a lot.
01:06:46It's not love.
01:06:50Some of them do.
01:06:53Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:06:56Oh, I don't know.
01:06:58I'm sorry I didn't do it.
01:07:01I'm sorry I didn't let you win.
01:07:04I'm really sorry, I'm sorry.
01:07:06I'm really sorry.
01:07:14I'm sorry.
01:07:20I'm sorry.
01:07:22Interesting man, Diaboli, letting game run wild indoors.
01:07:47It was part human.
01:07:51It was hard to tell from shooting distance, actually.
01:07:53Had to give it a sporting chance, you know.
01:07:56This is crazy.
01:07:57Yes.
01:07:58Well, the servants will clean it up.
01:07:59Look, you better hold on to this.
01:08:00There might be others about.
01:08:01Any luck with the check yet?
01:08:02The what?
01:08:03Oh, too bad.
01:08:04Well, I'll be off then.
01:08:06I'm sorry.
01:08:11I'm sorry.
01:08:17For what?
01:08:23For taking advantage of you, like this.
01:08:29I'm sorry.
01:08:30Listen, I'm in the music business, all right?
01:08:35You used to take advantage of me all the time.
01:08:38This, this was different then.
01:08:41It was real.
01:08:43Yeah, but still, look, in your condition, it was wrong.
01:08:47I'm not drunk.
01:08:50I don't know what's been happening.
01:08:53I do know I like you.
01:09:00Look, I didn't kiss you just because you're who you are.
01:09:05You know?
01:09:07I don't have to explain.
01:09:10I'm not worried about you, I'm worried about you.
01:09:16And you're worried about me.
01:09:19I love you.
01:09:22I just love you.
01:09:24I love you.
01:09:31What?
01:09:33No, no, no.
01:09:36I just love, I love you.
01:10:09Oh
01:10:39Oh
01:11:09Oh
01:11:39Oh
01:11:53Who are you welcome you overcame your fear you made it
01:11:58Where where am I?
01:12:01Your room my room any room doesn't really matter. All that matters is that you won
01:12:10I've seen you doubly
01:12:19Is this a video or something
01:12:24It's real life
01:12:27real
01:12:29Killed all of them. Yes, but from what I can see which is everything they deserve
01:12:36Oh
01:12:38An oldie but a goodie
01:12:40black magic
01:12:42They don't make deaths like that anymore. More's the pity
01:12:47Perhaps you'd like to check it out
01:13:06Are they in limbo land, we'll all go down together go down. Oh
01:13:16Home you mean hell
01:13:22But Tom, oh don't worry he's still alive
01:13:25But it's his turn next
01:13:49Is this a check yeah, this is the check wait a minute I won
01:13:55I
01:13:57Just won a million dollars. I you had this all the time, didn't you?
01:14:03Why cuz I had a million dollars, you know what this means I am totally free of school
01:14:07I don't have to work the rest of my life. You understand that
01:14:13You don't realize what goes along with that million dollars I don't I don't yeah I do I do a Porsche
01:14:19Projection TV I get to move to California do it. Don't do what don't want win. Why what are you nuts?
01:14:26No, I'm not nuts and I'm not drunk
01:14:29I'm Tracy Collins from Raysbury and I've got 18 million dollars that almost
01:14:41That is mine no it owns you and it always will and it should give it up
01:14:47Just be real careful with that check, okay, did I look like that?
01:14:51Was I that pathetic? I'll make you a deal
01:14:55What do you want? I'll make you a deal Cassandra. Don't make a deal with your soul
01:15:16Oh
01:15:21She screwed it up he was supposed to keep the check and be consumed by fire, that's it. Please don't
01:15:32That's it lady your history
01:15:35That wasn't the deal you broke the deal when you interfered with a test
01:15:40He's a loser. He's mine. That's cheating cheating. Oh
01:15:45Do tell me about it, isn't that the way you got what you wanted rock and roll star?
01:15:50Yeah, and you got my soul. That's it. I'll read the small print darling. You also keep out of my way
01:15:58You've got knowledge. You're dangerous. You're coming with me
01:16:05But all of them go
01:16:07Not only am I not letting them go. I'm gonna take your little brother too. I'm not kidding and I'm not mortal
01:16:13Go ahead make my day
01:16:18I'll make you a deal. No save yourself
01:16:24I'm all ears. You can take me but you let Tom go
01:16:29deal and he gets the million dollars problem and
01:16:35Cassandra gets her soul back forget about me. Just take your brother and the money and run
01:16:41You've got a lot of soul little lady
01:16:45It's a deal
01:16:48But you've got to do something
01:16:51Naughty to see
01:17:10I
01:17:40I
01:18:11I
01:18:19Cassandra look, I've gotta find Cassandra. What happens is supposed to happen. Remember?
01:18:30Seem like that big of a deal now doesn't really blew it Jackie
01:18:41Just plain Tracy now
01:18:58I modified the deal. I got my soul back and everyone else gets a second chance. I
01:19:04Traded him our contract for something completely different. He's a VJ now let him deal with those devils
01:19:21I'm sorry the Avalon here on rock TV
01:19:24America's number one video music channel
01:19:27You know, it's rather extraordinary the number of times I've overheard people say oh I'd give anything to be a rock and roll star
01:19:35Well, I've dreamt up this little competition which could result in just that
01:19:41the winner gets it all a five-year recording contract a million dollars in cash and the chance to go
01:19:51It's an offer you simply can't refuse
01:19:54Interested you should be
01:19:57Let me tell you about it
01:20:00Are you sitting comfortably?
01:20:03Then I'll begin
01:20:05You
01:20:22Make a deal make a trade care about the price you pay
01:20:28Gotta get to the top gotta get there you get inside
01:20:35Right
01:20:43Gotta get to heaven anyway
01:20:48Devil man, I'll make a deal with the night. I'll make me
01:21:05Now
01:21:35Oh
01:22:05Oh
01:22:35Man
01:23:05You