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00:00It's a kind of magic, magic, magic, magic.
00:07It's a kind of magic, magic, magic, magic.
00:14It's a kind of magic, magic, magic, magic.
00:20It's a kind of magic, magic, magic, magic.
00:26It's a kind of magic, magic, magic, magic, magic.
00:37It's a kind of magic...
00:43It's magic!
00:47Magic, magic, magic,
00:52Magic!
00:56O Mujhe dekho main kitni bholi ho!
00:59Arey, main bhi kis pe waqt barbaad kar rahi ho?
01:03Hyaa, thuk!
01:04Chai hai ya karele ka juice?
01:06Katinge chai huzoor-e-ala!
01:08O, ye album ko full waste of time hai!
01:13Aa, ek minute meri sapno ka rajkumar!
01:18This album is a complete waste of time.
01:21Ah! Wait a minute, the prince of my dreams.
01:26Captain Hook.
01:28Who even dries his own clothes.
01:37Look at your aunty's magic.
01:39Set the fire, baby. Fire!
01:42Wow! Aunty, it was a fire.
01:45Now look, I'm stuck in this real world far away from the world of magic.
01:49You know, good days were 400 years ago, kid.
01:53Aunty, why don't you try in movies? You can be a good villain.
02:06Frog's tears.
02:09Mom, we tried to close the AC with a magic wand again.
02:13You can also use the remote.
02:15I swear on magic, how can I remember so many buttons?
02:20Mom, the magic wand.
02:38I swear on the magic, I made Giant Jaggu fall.
02:43Make him run fast, or else the neighbors will make a mess.
02:46Giant Jaggu, it was a pleasure meeting you.
02:48Next time, I'll make magical samosas for you.
02:54A shattering star. When it falls on the ground, it turns into gas.
03:00Mummy!
03:02Tom, what do you know about the Battle of Panipat?
03:07Panipat?
03:11I'll tell you.
03:13The Battle of Panipat was probably fought for water.
03:20Marine.
03:21The Battle of Panipat was fought on 14th January, 1761.
03:26This battle was fought between the Marathas and the King of Afghanistan, Ahmed Khan.
03:33Tom, you're not good at studies.
03:35So, you'll have to work hard to pass.
03:38So, next time, write an essay on the Battle of Panipat.
03:48The Battle of Panipat was fought in 1760.
03:52Oh, no!
03:54No, it was in 1761.
03:58How can I fit all this in my 300 grams of brain?
04:01Don't worry, Tom.
04:03Don't work too hard.
04:04Take a break and chill.
04:06Studying won't help.
04:08Don't worry, Hiroshi.
04:11Tom will be successful.
04:13With hard work, intelligence, and drinking lassi every morning.
04:17Really?
04:18Who asked you?
04:20Who asked Yoyo Dari?
04:23What are you saying?
04:24I've put something on your head.
04:26Stop!
04:28You guys go and do your work.
04:30If I don't write about the Battle of Panipat like this,
04:33my exam results will be ruined.
04:37Till when?
04:38Till when?
04:39I have to chat with Eena Meena Tina.
04:41Got it, kid?
04:42You're so lucky that you don't have a younger brother.
04:45I really miss the universe.
04:47Tom.
04:48Time is precious.
04:50When are we going to play badminton?
04:52I don't have time to play.
04:54If I don't complete this project, I'll fail.
05:02It's hard work that leads to success, Tom.
05:04I'm tired of listening to your lecture.
05:06I don't know how to study the real world.
05:08I'm stupid.
05:09I swear on magic, my son.
05:11You're not stupid, you're smart.
05:13Look at the magic you're doing here and there.
05:16It's not magic, mom.
05:17It's technology.
05:19Look, let's copy this document in the hard disk
05:22which is saved in the computer's brain.
05:24I swear on magic, it's amazing.
05:26Quick, quick, quick.
05:29Sugar.
05:31It's nothing, my son.
05:32I've made almond milk for you.
05:35You'll be smart after drinking it.
05:46Snoring.
05:51Snoring.
05:53Hmm.
05:56Aha, the mystery of history.
06:02Snoring.
06:05Oh, yes.
06:06Geography is also very important.
06:12Tom's biggest fear is grammar.
06:16Snoring.
06:19I swear on magic, I'll put everything in it.
06:27Snoring.
06:31There were three big battles in Panipat.
06:33First, between Babur and Ibrahim Lodi.
06:36Second, where Akbar defeated Hemu.
06:38And third, King of Afghanistan, Ahmed Shah Abdali versus Marathas.
06:42And Ganga meets Bay of Bengal at this point.
06:45Wow, you know a lot about geography.
06:49And let me tell you, India is a country
06:52where there's a festival every month
06:54and there are holidays every month.
06:56Hmm.
07:02Wonderful, amazing.
07:04But how did you do this?
07:06Well, just a little hard work and almond milk.
07:10That's all.
07:16Checkmate.
07:41Checkmate.
07:46Tom, meet me after class.
07:48I need to talk to you.
07:51Hmm.
07:54In Tinker's eyes, I've become a hero from zero.
07:57She wants to meet you and your dad.
08:00And she wants to send me to a special school.
08:03I swear on magic, I knew you were very smart.
08:07Really?
08:10Hmm.
08:15Hey, duplicate.
08:46You didn't cheat, did you?
08:49No.
08:50Well, maybe not.
08:53Mom.
08:54Oh, tell me, what will you have for dessert?
09:03I swear on magic,
09:05what's wrong with helping your darling?
09:10Listen carefully.
09:12I don't want my son to cheat.
09:15Well, if I know everything,
09:17then I won't have to cheat anymore.
09:20Isn't that right, darling?
09:24Willow.
09:26Okay.
09:27I'll remove everything except for direct and indirect speech.
09:30I swear on magic, grammar is very difficult for him.
09:35Okay, okay.
09:36Sometimes you get carried away by what you say.
09:40Okay.
09:41Close your eyes and relax.
10:10Oh, my darling.
10:11Are you okay?
10:17Oh, wow.
10:18What are we doing in a magician's house?
10:20Where is his son, Chhota Topi?
10:23Why are you guys wearing such shiny clothes?
10:30Spread it, Raita.
10:31Like always.
10:35This is not our house.
10:37Where are the feather blankets and flying cups
10:39that my mom gave me at the wedding?
10:41They have already flown away to Fairyland.
10:44I got it.
10:45You are planning a surprise for grandma, right?
10:48No, mom.
10:49Let me remind you that we are in the real world.
10:52R-E-A-L.
10:53Real.
10:54I swear on magic.
10:56Oh, that's enough of this real world lie.
10:59Real world is only in stories and books.
11:02I swear on magic.
11:03I know everything.
11:04Mom, do you remember?
11:05We had to leave Fairyland.
11:07Because you are a fairy and dad is a monster.
11:10And fairy and monster can never get married.
11:12I swear on magic, my son.
11:13Do you think I will forget so easily?
11:16Yes.
11:18Oh, now I understand.
11:20Fairy Padmini has put us in the illusion of this real world.
11:23I will go and teach her a lesson.
11:27Sister-in-law has lost her mind again.
11:30Don't worry.
11:31I will go and teach her a lesson.
11:33I swear on magic.
11:35Oh, my innocent parrot fairy.
11:37It's a mission impossible to get out of the walls in the real world.
11:43If anyone sees your mother like this,
11:45the whole city will know where we came from.
11:48And also who I am.
11:50How many times do I have to tell you that I don't eat dirty food.
11:53Even the kids have gas problems.
11:57All the doors are closed.
11:58Oh, this magic door is too dangerous.
12:01Mom, come back.
12:03Sonia, stop.
12:04There is no magic door there.
12:07And I thought I was the only free bird in the house.
12:12I swear on magic.
12:13Where is my stick?
12:16Someone help me.
12:18Leave dad.
12:19Catch the stick.
12:20Come on.
12:28OMG!
12:29We are in trouble.
12:34We have to find them separately.
12:36Hurry up.
12:47Did you find them?
12:48No, I didn't find them.
12:56You are her dad, right?
12:58By the way, I am Miss Tinker.
13:00Her class teacher.
13:02She has done magic.
13:04Fantastic.
13:05She is just like her father.
13:19Beauty queen.
13:20Don't you know how to walk on the footpath?
13:22I am not a beauty queen.
13:23I am the queen of Fairyland.
13:25If you want, I can do magic for you.
13:27Tell me.
13:29Why not?
13:30Let me tell you something.
13:31Use your magic and let me go.
13:34Because my wife has made Chole Bhature.
13:36And I will eat it.
13:39What? Chole Bhature?
13:41I think it's a magic dish.
13:43Say hello to your wife.
13:48Horses without wheels on children's feet.
13:51This is a strange illusion.
13:54Tom is very smart.
13:56We have to test his IQ.
14:00He is just like his father.
14:03Tom is a walking encyclopedia.
14:05He looks like his father.
14:09If you don't mind, can I ask you something?
14:11What do you do?
14:14Before coming here, dad had a restaurant business.
14:30Help!
14:38Oh no! I think mom has done magic.
14:45Mom, what are you doing here?
14:47Come on, let's go.
14:48I can't leave these kids alone.
14:51Which kids?
14:52These monkeys.
14:54Black Fairy had turned them into stone.
15:00Mom, they were already stone.
15:02I mean statues.
15:04Oh, that's why I was wondering.
15:06Why didn't they grow a beard?
15:10I mean, isn't she Black Fairy?
15:15Get out of here.
15:17Or else I will throw my rocket at you.
15:19Which fairy is she?
15:21Tom doesn't need a school.
15:23He needs a college.
15:24Such talent shouldn't be wasted.
15:26Can you and Tom's mom
15:28meet the principal tomorrow?
15:31That's a question for his future.
15:35No, not tomorrow.
15:37Mom has swimming classes tomorrow.
15:39Dad, let's go.
15:40We'll be late again.
15:41Goodbye, Mr. Inker.
15:42Wait.
15:43Listen to me.
15:48By magic, this world is so strange.
15:51I didn't even find my friend's house.
15:53Why can't I fly here?
15:59I swear I will fly.
16:01That means I live here.
16:08Oh, dear guests.
16:10I'll be right back.
16:11Wait.
16:12Mom, no.
16:14Hello, ma'am.
16:15Your husband forgot this key in the coffee shop.
16:19My husband always collects such weird things.
16:24Oh, please come in.
16:28You look a lot like someone.
16:31I'll introduce you to him one day.
16:38My work?
16:40You're a good joker.
16:42Look, I'm a fairy.
16:44Mom takes good care of the family.
16:47Actually, my mom is an interior designer.
16:49She has decorated the house.
16:53It's nice to meet you.
16:55By the way, what subjects do you teach?
16:57Magic, flying, disappearing?
17:03Mom is always joking.
17:06Sometimes she does stand-up comedy.
17:09And your husband?
17:11He had a sister-in-law's business, right?
17:13Oh, I see.
17:14Honey, you never told me.
17:16Darling, I...
17:21I'm done.
17:24Aunt, let me introduce you to my teacher.
17:26Oh, so you're the one who teaches children
17:28about values, principles, and discipline.
17:32Yes, I am.
17:33You're done for.
17:36Oh, no.
17:43It was a good try, but an epic fail.
17:45The show's over.
17:46Oh, no.
17:53I don't need to be scared.
17:55I may look tough, but I'm soft-hearted.
17:58Mr. Inker, everything's fine.
18:00You should rest.
18:02We'll be back in two minutes.
18:03We'll be waiting for you, His Highness.
18:07Ladies and gentlemen,
18:09welcome to our gathering.
18:12Your Majesty, the Nazis...
18:15It would be entirely inappropriate
18:17to ask for a kiss.
18:21She fainted, Your Majesty.
18:23This is the worst day of my life.
18:26I don't know what to do.
18:28She's my teacher.
18:29What will she think of me?
18:31Oh, dear.
18:32Don't worry.
18:34She'll think that Tom is a cute little boy.
18:38Yes, whose dad is like a stone-age man.
18:42It would be better if we don't talk about that.
18:46I'll try to make Mom remember everything.
18:49Until then, take care of Mr. Inker.
18:52And make sure you don't say a word this time.
18:55Promise, dear.
18:56Have I ever let you down?
18:58Yes, Mom, do you remember?
19:00That day when Dad dived into the swimming pool
19:02and there was a tsunami in the city.
19:04Do you remember?
19:05No.
19:06What's a swimming pool?
19:08Wait.
19:09I remember this.
19:11Oh, wow.
19:12This is a picture from Disneyland.
19:16Ms. Tinker, you know,
19:18my friends used to call me a wrestler.
19:21But because of dieting,
19:23I lost 200 kilos.
19:25But even today,
19:26I still have the strength to lift elephants.
19:29Why do I feel like
19:31you're getting bored of what I'm saying?
19:36That's better.
19:38To tell you the truth,
19:40talking to you makes me feel like I'm in a garden.
19:44You're just like a human.
19:46According to computer logic,
19:48Mom's memory hasn't been deleted
19:50because she didn't complete her magic.
19:53That means Mom's memory is...
19:58I've already seen you there, little spy.
20:02What's that sound?
20:03It's like I'm snoring.
20:05Listen, listen, listen.
20:09Look.
20:15I swear, how did this happen?
20:17Tom, you did something naughty again, didn't you?
20:20Now I understand.
20:21Mom's memory is on sleep mode.
20:24That's why she doesn't remember anything.
20:26What do we do now, bro?
20:30Mom, why don't you try waking up your reflection?
20:33That's a great idea.
20:35Wake yourself up.
20:39Huh?
20:40What happened to me?
20:42Oh, yes.
20:43Tom, tell me.
20:45Did we really get the history and grammar chapters out of your head?
20:49Yay!
20:51Do we know each other?
20:53Yes, because I'm you and you're me.
20:56Would you like some tea?
20:57Why not?
20:58I'd love some.
21:09This happened when I was 304 years old.
21:15The moment she turned to look at me, she panicked.
21:18And then...
21:20Oh, no!
21:23Calm down, Ms. Tinker.
21:25Everything will be fine.
21:26Think of this as a bad dream.
21:28Really.
21:29Really.
21:34But all she can think of is water.
21:36I mean, there's only a little bit of water left.
21:39Dad, can I keep this history book?
21:41Please?
21:42It's a horror for me to remember so many names.
21:45Hey, Tom.
21:46There's no CD or DVD of success.
21:49Why, Milo?
21:50Go and stand with Ms. Tinker.
21:53And calm down.
22:00Oh, no!
22:06It's done.
22:07All the memories from Ms. Tinker's class presentation are gone.
22:11And your books, too, Tom.
22:15I know you're my smart son.
22:21So, kids, who was the one who discovered India?
22:25Tom, why don't you try?
22:27No.
22:29Christopher Tawdey?
22:30No. No.
22:31Einstein?
22:32Wait, I know.
22:35Okuna Matata?
22:41Wattman, I hope I don't get a zero in such a test.
22:45What test?
22:46Why are you getting tired?
22:48You'll get a zero anyway.
22:53Wattman, you forgot.
22:54The topic is fairy tales.
22:58Hehehehe.