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Two brothers, desperate to break into the world of television and film, decide to enter a horror movie contest. And what | dG1fR2dpa2I1Sk9pNkU
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00:00What do all actresses want?
00:09To act.
00:10No.
00:11To be famous.
00:12You don't look so scary.
00:17I'm not.
00:20The light bulb went off, dude.
00:22Have you ever seen anyone make a real snuff film?
00:25Aren't you more of a romantic comedy guy?
00:30So you want to, you want to actually kidnap her and then pretend like we're gonna kill
00:37her and she's gonna thank us for it?
00:39Yeah.
00:40In a nutshell, yeah.
00:43Dude, you were funny, man.
00:47You really had me going.
00:51You're serious?
00:54Let's go, let's go, let's go!
00:57Oh no!
01:01And action!
01:05Go outside, take the camera and we're gonna film this.
01:07Come up through the stairs and try to get it on a nice even plane so it can match this
01:13shot from before.
01:14So go ahead.
01:17The client would like to wear you or eat you or eat you while wearing you.
01:27Oh my god, that doesn't make any sense, I don't understand.
01:31That doesn't make any sense!
01:33Yeah, that's not very clear.
01:35Look, I just laid it out very clearly.
01:40I'm not talking about a snuff film here.
01:42This thing has to feel real and raw and gritty and dangerous and none of that matters if
01:48the audience doesn't really empathize with this girl.
01:52Hello, boys.
01:58I'm gonna show you how to make a real snuff film.
02:00However you think this is gonna end, it's gonna be so much worse.
02:04I can get you out of here.
02:06We stay in shape, we meet all the producers at all the right parties, we go to all the
02:10right coffee shops, we try to write scripts, we drink a lot of beer.
02:13I mean, where are things gonna change for us, man?
02:15I mean, where are things gonna change for us, man?