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00:00Phone Ringing
00:05Hello
00:06Hey Jirkut, you didn't call again to say hi?
00:09When are you giving me the money?
00:11Look, I'm Purushottam's father, Ramakant Joshi.
00:15Actually, Purushottam doesn't have that much money.
00:18What did you say your name was?
00:19Ramakant Joshi
00:21Did you live in Hiraniwadi before?
00:23Yes, but...
00:25Uncle Joshi, I'm Ghazalul Rehman!
00:29Your Ghazlu!
00:31Ghazlu?
00:32Oh, Ghazlu!
00:35Ghazlu, my son, after so many years...
00:38Yes, don't you remember?
00:40How can I forget you?
00:42You were an outlier since childhood.
00:45But, I never thought you'd become such a big goon.
00:50That too, NRI?
00:52What are you saying, uncle?
00:53Forget all this, tell me, do you still love Ghazals?
00:56How can I forget that, uncle?
00:58Two days ago, Jagjit Singh's show was on at my house.
01:01What are you saying?
01:02What else?
01:03First, I had to put a horse on my head for three songs.
01:06Then, I got into that mood.
01:08You haven't changed at all.
01:09How many times have I told you not to do risky work?
01:12How can I forget, uncle?
01:14Job satisfaction is enough, right?
01:17Job satisfaction?
01:19But, today, I'm in trouble, uncle.
01:21Why? What happened?
01:22Did I call your house?
01:23Please forgive your Ghazal.
01:25I made a mistake.
01:26Why are you apologizing?
01:27I understand.
01:28By the way, uncle, if anyone is troubling you, tell me.
01:32Trouble?
01:35Both are troubling me.
01:36Who both?
01:38One is arthritis.
01:40And the other is asthma.
01:43Uncle, trouble means trouble between brothers.
01:46No, we don't have that.
01:49Anyway, if there's anything, I'll definitely tell you.
01:51Uncle, shall I hang up now?
01:53Bye.
01:54Okay, son.
01:55God bless you.
01:58Dad.
02:00If you weren't there, I would've lost one crore.
02:04Hey, how can I let you go like this?
02:08It's my job to protect you.
02:10After all, I'm a watchman.
02:22I'm telling you.
02:23Purushottam's face was worth seeing.
02:25It was a perfect connect moment.
02:27He said, dad, from now on, we won't ask for a cigarette.
02:31Awesome, dude.
02:33High five.
02:35What a voice you made.
02:37Purushottam must have gone for a full wicket.
02:39Of course.
02:40I was so scared that I didn't even see him on his wedding night.
02:43But, uncle, your son turned out to be more of a coward than you.
02:47I would've thought twice.
02:49He's standing on one leg to give one crore.
02:52He's ready?
02:53Yes.
02:54What are you doing?
02:55I'm telling the truth.
02:56He said, he won't even go to the police.
02:58You should've seen him talking to him.
02:59Uncle, wait a minute.
03:01He's ready to give one crore.
03:02He won't even go to the police.
03:05Even in uncle's file, Purushottam's account is worth one crore.
03:11Why don't you...
03:12Hello, brother.
03:13Why don't you...
03:14The scene is getting loud.
03:16Call him and teach him a lesson.
03:17Dude, he's shining a pack of cigarettes in his pocket.
03:20So, thank this idea right here.
03:24You guys are actually thinking about extortion.
03:26It's not extortion.
03:27It's an investment that I've made on my son.
03:29So, dude, accept that sometimes investments do go down.
03:32I'm getting such a good opportunity to earn money and you...
03:35Look, if I don't get married to Priya,
03:37my life will be ruined just like yours.
03:40I need money too.
03:42But, we're not criminals to take out money by threatening.
03:47He's right.
03:48He's absolutely right.
03:49He's right, isn't he?
03:51It's better to lose your money than to lose the respect you've earned all your life.
03:55And anyway, seeing Purushottam's scared face,
03:57I got my one crore back.
04:02By the way, dude, the name was mind-blowing, right?
04:04Ghazalur Rahman.
04:05Mind-blowing, mind-blowing.
04:06Where did you get it from?
04:07It's the name of a cricketer from Bangladesh.
04:09What are you saying?
04:10By the way, his name is Fazal.
04:11And he did Ghazal for this fact.
04:13What?
04:18Tobu, please forgive me, Tobu.
04:20I couldn't return your money on time.
04:22Please forgive me, Tobu.
04:27Tobu Buldhai, there's no forgiveness.
04:29You'll be punished.
04:30Punished?
04:31What punishment?
04:36Tobu Buldhai, you didn't listen to Tobu.
04:38For this, your ears will be punished.
04:40Ears?
04:41Cut his ears.
04:42No, Tobu.
04:43Don't cut my ears, Tobu.
04:44I'll go blind, Tobu.
04:48If I cut your ears, how will you go blind?
04:50No, if I cut my ears, how will I wear my glasses, Tobu?
04:53Correct.
04:55Sorry, sorry.
04:56Cut his ears.
04:57No, please forgive me, Tobu.
04:58The guitar guy has lost his mind.
05:00Prem, do something.
05:01Come, Prem, come.
05:02He's our member.
05:04He's the other one.
05:05The music guy.
05:06I told you, right?
05:07He has a solid bungalow.
05:11Mr. Tobu, Mr. Tobu.
05:12I'll tell you.
05:13Do it again, please.
05:17Hmm.
05:34I got it, I got it, I got it.
05:37Remix.
05:42Tobu Buldhai, stop singing this song.
05:47Tobu Buldhai.
05:48What?
05:51Tobu Buldhai.
05:52Will you keep five?
05:53When?
05:54And how will you return it?
05:55Mr. Tobu.
05:56If I get into his car race once,
05:58then I'll definitely get 50 out of 5.
06:15Tobu Buldhai.
06:16You go to hell.
06:17You won't get the finance for two monkeys.
06:19Because, Tobu,
06:20for such a useless, useless,
06:21useless,
06:22useless car.
06:23Tobu.
06:24What are you doing?
06:25Control your tongue.
06:28Come, I'll show you.
06:29See.
06:31See.
06:32Special automatic triple horsepower
06:33nitro jet engine concept car.
06:38Tobu Buldhai, where are the other cars?
06:43Tobu.
06:44All these qualities are in one car.
06:46Come, I'll show you.
06:47People make formula cars.
06:48I've made a formula in my car.
06:49See this.
06:50Nitro acceleration zoom button.
06:52If you press this,
06:53the speed of this car will be more than the speed of your gun.
06:56Tobu.
06:58This car is an example.
06:59And there is a missile in speed.
07:01If you put this in the race,
07:02then this is a machine to print notes.
07:04Machine.
07:05Ouch.
07:06Tobu.
07:07Tobu.
07:08Tobu.
07:14Tobu.
07:15Tobu.
07:16Tobu.
07:17Tobu.
07:18Tobu.
07:19Tobu.
07:20Tobu.
07:21Tobu.
07:22Tobu.
07:23See, Koli.
07:24Your boss is dancing in excitement.
07:28From head to toe.
07:30Toe.
07:31Hey, toe.
07:32Hey, move.
07:33Hey, move.
07:34Hey, move.
07:35No, toe.
07:36Move.
07:44Tobu, bye.
07:45Loan.
07:46Pass.
07:50Two omelettes.
07:56Where did she come from?
08:14Hmm.
08:17What do I do, Ram?
08:19I have found an old man.
08:21What do I do, Ram?
08:23I have found an old man.
08:26Madam, it is prohibited to play music here.
08:28Then why were you playing?
08:30What?
08:31Music.
08:32Oh, because I am the owner.
08:34Then who is sitting on the counter?
08:37Servant.
08:38Hey, Raju.
08:40Tell madam that it is prohibited to sit here to pass time.
08:43Yes, tell me, madam.
08:44What do you want?
08:46One glass of water.
08:49Here is your water.
08:50And here is your bill.
08:52Rs. 7.50.
08:55One glass of water?
08:57This is not an ordinary water, madam.
08:59This is Bombay's water.
09:01Because of this, the water bike went to Delhi.
09:04And the Delhi bike went into the water.
09:08Oh, this is the matter.
09:10Yes, this is the matter.
09:11Then bring all the dishes from your hotel one by one.
09:16All?
09:17Yes, all.
09:41All?
09:55All finished?
09:59Here, Rs. 786.
10:02Take it out quickly.
10:06Write in the account.
10:08Account?
10:09What account?
10:12My husband's account is running here.
10:16Dear, what is your husband's name?
10:18Tell me, so that I can write.
10:20Vijay Srivastava.
10:25Yes.
10:30Jagan?
10:33Yes, he looks like our Jagan.
10:37This is a gate call.
10:39You should help a little.
10:42What are you looking at me?
10:45Nothing, sir.
10:46Your face looks a lot like Jagan in your locality.
10:50I look like him because I look like a man.
10:53I have a name.
10:54Nowadays, the world calls me Jackson.
10:57Hey, Jagan.
10:58This is your Jagan.
11:00Hey, but where did you get so much hair on your head?
11:03When I get hair, I also get hair on my head.
11:06Does he drop me in the park or bungalow?
11:09Yes, come on, sit.
11:11Sit, sit.
11:22But how did all this happen?
11:24Hey, did you win a lottery?
11:25This was not a lottery.
11:27The father of the lottery gave me a lottery.
11:31One of my friends does business of two numbers.
11:34I told him, help me a little.
11:36I am in trouble.
11:37He gave me a lottery and I won.
11:41I am in trouble.
11:44I am very tired of this banana business.
11:47I see big bananas in my dreams at night.
11:51The day before yesterday, I did a lot of business with a man's money.
11:55I got fifteen lakh rupees.
11:57That is inside me.
11:59Fifteen lakhs.
12:01After that, I bought a bungalow.
12:04Bungalow.
12:07After that, I bought a Benz.
12:09Mercedes.
12:11Auto.
12:16Oh, my God.
12:19Is this an auto, boss?
12:21Yes.
12:23You sell this taxi in the market.
12:27I will make you a man of two numbers in a day.
12:30You are the top driver of the city.
12:33Dangerous, diabolic.
12:34You will be ten steps ahead of me.
12:37Did you say?
12:38Yes, I said.
12:39Don't say that again.
12:41Why not?
12:43I will hit you so hard that the real teeth will fall out of your mouth.
12:48The fake teeth will not fit again.
12:51Understood?
12:53Understood.
12:54How much is the price of this taxi?
12:56Get out of here.
12:57You are asking too much.
12:58Get out.
12:59No, boss.
13:00I have taken a lot of money from you.
13:02I still have a lot of money.
13:03You take the money.
13:05Give me ten rupees.
13:06Give me ten rupees.
13:07Take this ten rupees.
13:10Take this ninety rupees.
13:12Hey, Jagan.
13:13Hey, take this ninety rupees.
13:15You are my friend.
13:17You keep this ninety rupees.
13:19It's a tip.
13:20Hey, listen.
13:21I don't want tip.
13:23Okay, keep ninety rupees in the dashboard.
13:25If there is any problem, come and take it out.
13:37Hey, uncle.
13:38Yes.
13:39Whose luggage is this?
13:41That hut was empty, right?
13:42Yes.
13:43A new tenant has come to stay there.
13:46It's good.
13:47The house was empty for a long time.
13:50Hey, Raja has come.
13:51Raja.
13:53Greetings, uncle Rahim.
13:54There is no letter or letter.
13:56You should have told me.
13:57I would have come to take it.
13:58Brother, I wanted to give you a surprise.
14:00What did you want to give?
14:01Surprise.
14:03Look, Biru.
14:04I know what a head is.
14:06I also know what a price is.
14:08But I don't know what a head's price is.
14:10Brother, you too.
14:11Brother, I wanted to surprise you.
14:13Okay.
14:14Let's go.
14:15I am surprised.
14:16Let's go.
14:17Hey, how was your exam?
14:18First class.
14:19It was first class, right?
14:20How was the exam?
14:21Very good.
14:22Long live, my Raja.
14:24What is your number, Raja?
14:26Hey, uncle.
14:27He is my brother.
14:28Don't you have a taxi?
14:29Give me your number.
14:30Hey, Chotu.
14:31There are three numbers in an exam.
14:33Okay.
14:34Brother, I don't know what it is.
14:35What is your name?
14:36My number is 3782.
14:38Will you write it in my diary?
14:39Yes.
14:41Hey, sweeper.
14:43Who is a sweeper?
14:45This time has ruined my luck.
14:48So, have I become a sweeper?
14:50Forgive me, brother.
14:52Your face resembles that of an acquaintance.
14:55What is this face?
14:57Even today I look like an acquaintance.
14:59Hey, are you Jagan?
15:01Yes.
15:03Hey, but why are you sweeping?
15:05The government has swept my house.
15:08So, I have become a sweeper.
15:10But where is the car, the clothes, the hair?
15:13When the goods came, the hair also came.
15:15When the goods went, the hair also went.
15:17Today my condition is bad.
15:19Hey, but what happened?
15:21The government has ruined my house.
15:23My clothes.
15:24Jewelry.
15:26I have lost everything.
15:27My clothes.
15:28Jewelry.
15:29Goods.
15:30I have taken everything.
15:31I have also taken the bungalow.
15:32That old house.
15:33I have already sold it.
15:35Nowadays it is in the gutter pipe.
15:37To make it close to the rich in one day.
15:39This is not a good job of the government.
15:41What does the government do?
15:42You don't know anything.
15:44If there was a municipality strike,
15:46I got a job of sweeping Rs. 5 daily.
15:48I have not eaten anything since two days.
15:51My twelve children also did not eat anything.
15:54The woman also did not eat anything.
15:55Wait, wait.
16:02Do you remember that you gave me Rs. 90 tip one day?
16:04Yes, I remember.
16:06Take this.
16:07I had kept it carefully for you.
16:09And repent for this job.
16:11I repent.
16:13You are not a man, you are a God for me.
16:15This is not Rs. 90, but Rs. 90,000 for me.
16:18Hey, buy bananas worth Rs. 90.
16:21Then you will start working straight.