• 2 months ago
Mom and son love story
Transcript
00:00Mom.
00:00Hey, son.
00:01So what are you doing?
00:02Just laying down.
00:03Just in our room.
00:04Not really.
00:08Hey, son.
00:08Mom, what are you doing?
00:10I'm just, I'm looking at the neighbors.
00:12These, they are so obnoxious.
00:14You wouldn't even believe the freaky shit they do.
00:17Oh, what?
00:18Just look at them.
00:21You see?
00:22Yeah, I see them.
00:23Yeah.
00:24They're always up to no good.
00:26I can see it a mile away.
00:28OK, well.
00:29I was that age one time.
00:31I'm going to go hang out with some friends or something.
00:34Where are you going?
00:35I'm going to hang out with some friends.
00:36Why would you do that?
00:38Because I want to.
00:39I don't know, because I have friends.
00:41But like, OK.
00:43All right, I'll see you later.
00:45All right.
00:46Dinner's at 5.
00:47All right.
00:52Oh, hey.
00:52I was just walking my friends.
00:54You need help with your groceries?
00:55Oh, hey, yeah, that would be great.
00:57Yeah, I'm Josh, by the way.
00:59Hi, Josh, I'm Jamie.
01:00Jamie, nice to meet you.
01:01Nice to meet you.
01:01You're the neighbor?
01:02Yeah.
01:03Nice to meet you.
01:04Nice to meet you.
01:05Right over here?
01:06Yes, thank you so much.
01:07Yeah, no problem.
01:12So right here?
01:13Yeah, that's perfect.
01:14Thank you again so much.
01:15Did it work out?
01:16A little bit.
01:17I played sports and stuff like that.
01:19What?
01:19I'm seeing somebody.
01:21I'm sorry.
01:22I mean, I don't want to say anything.
01:24Oh.
01:26I know, it sucks.
01:27He's like never around.
01:28He's always at work and stuff, but.
01:30Well, you know, I'm always right next door.
01:33Yeah, aren't you, Caleb?
01:35That doesn't matter.
01:36Are you sure?
01:38Yeah, I'm not going to say anything.
01:40You sure?
01:40What did you find out?
01:42I've always been into cougars.
01:44Yeah?
01:44Yeah.
01:45Oh, that's kind of hot.
01:47Let's see how your oral skills are
01:50before we take it any further.
01:52OK, I can show you how good I am at that.
01:54Yeah?
01:55Yeah.
01:55Let's try it.
01:59Oh, my God.
02:02Um.
02:03Who was it?
02:04Oh, my God.
02:04You cannot tell your father about this.
02:06Why shouldn't I?
02:07Some random guy's just eating you out of the kitchen table.
02:11Oh, my gosh.
02:13I'm so sorry.
02:15Your father's just like never around.
02:17He's always at work.
02:20I'm sorry.
02:21I'm going to have to tell him.
02:22You can't cheat on my dad like that.
02:24You can't tell him.
02:25You can't tell him.
02:25You can't tell him.
02:26You can't cheat on my dad like that.
02:28You can't tell him.
02:29You can't tell him.
02:30I'll do anything.
02:30You cannot tell him.
02:32I'll do anything.
02:33Whoa.
02:35I want to see what he was doing.
02:37Are you sure that's weird?
02:40Is it as weird as you getting eaten out on the kitchen counter?
02:44OK, you promised you won't tell him.
02:50Getting eaten?
02:54Go to your room.
02:55Go.
02:56Get out of here.
03:02Fuck yeah.
03:03Where were you?
03:04Jorge's.
03:05Really?
03:05Yeah.
03:06Oh, yeah, next door?
03:07Yeah.
03:08I'd like to hear all about that because you know what?
03:10You smell like.