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00:00:00There was a time when meadow, grove and stream, the earth and every common sight, to me did
00:00:14seem apparelled in celestial light, the glory and the freshness of a dream.
00:00:30There was a time when meadow, grove and stream, the earth and every common sight, to me did
00:00:37seem apparelled in celestial light, the glory and the freshness of a dream, the glory and
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00:13:42prizes.
00:14:04she must have a prize herself of course. well of course she must.
00:14:08what else have you got in your pocket eh? only a thimble. oh let me see.
00:14:18I beg your acceptance of this elegant thimble. perhaps you would care to continue with your story.
00:14:28you obviously have your own methods of drying off. I don't see why I should waste my breath on it anymore.
00:14:34I'll do nothing of the sort. what a pity he wouldn't stay.
00:14:44come along, come along, we're late.
00:14:48Marianne, Marianne, fetch me my gloves this moment.
00:15:18I'm sure I'm not Ada. she's got long ringlets. my hair doesn't go ringlets at all.
00:15:42and I'm sure I can't be Mabel because I know all sorts of things and she knows nothing. besides she's she and I. oh dear how puzzling it all is.
00:16:08I'd love the little crocodile to prove his shining tail and pull the waters off the Nile on every golden scale.
00:16:14how cheerfully he seems to grin and neatly spreads his claws and welcomes little fishes in with gently smiling jaws.
00:16:20I must be Mabel after all. oh I'll have to go and live in that pokey little house.
00:16:30Marianne, do you hear me? fetch me my gloves and fan. I'll go around and get in the window.
00:16:46Marianne, what a barrowful we'll do to begin with. a barrowful of what?
00:17:04a barrowful of what?
00:17:28a barrowful of what?
00:17:48who are you?
00:18:08who are you?
00:18:26come on don't just stand there. who are you? I'm afraid I don't know just at the moment.
00:18:34I know who I was when I got up this morning but I think I've changed several times since then.
00:18:40what a dibble do you mean by that exactly? explain yourself.
00:18:46I can't explain myself. I'm not myself you see. no I don't see.
00:18:54I can't put any more clearly I'm afraid. I don't understand it myself.
00:18:59it's very confusing changing sides so often.
00:19:03it's not at all.
00:19:08I imagine you'll feel a bit queer when you change sides won't you?
00:19:12not a bit.
00:19:14it feels very queer to me.
00:19:16who are you?
00:19:18I think you ought to tell me who you are first.
00:19:21why?
00:19:25come back!
00:19:27I have something important to say.
00:19:39yes?
00:19:43keep your temper.
00:19:45is that all?
00:19:48no.
00:19:57well
00:20:06so you're thinking of changing are you?
00:20:11I'm afraid I am. you see I can't remember things I used to.
00:20:15and I can't stay the same size for more than ten minutes together.
00:20:19what sort of things?
00:20:22well I've tried to say how doth a little busy be but it came out all different.
00:20:27very well.
00:20:29repeat
00:20:31you are old father William.
00:20:36you are old father William the young man said
00:20:40and your hair's become very white
00:20:43and yet you incessantly stand on your head.
00:20:46do you think at your age it is right?
00:20:49in my youth said the sage as he shook his grey locks
00:20:58in my youth said the sage as he shook his grey locks
00:21:02I kept all my limbs very supple.
00:21:07by the use of this ointment
00:21:12one shilling the box allow me to sell you a couple.
00:21:17you are old said the youth and your jaws are too weak
00:21:21for anything tougher than ensuit.
00:21:29do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
00:21:35be off or I'll kick you downstairs.
00:21:40that's not quite right.
00:21:43I'm afraid some of the words seem to have got altered.
00:21:47is it wrong from beginning to end?
00:21:51what size do you want to be?
00:21:55I'm not particular as to size.
00:21:57it's just that one doesn't like changing so often you know.
00:22:00no I don't know.
00:22:02are you happy now?
00:22:04well I'd like to be a little larger.
00:22:08seems a very nice size to me.
00:22:11I'm not used to it.
00:22:15you'll get used to it in time.
00:22:31you'll never make them people hear.
00:22:34they're making too much noise themselves.
00:22:37you're following me. you can hear them.
00:22:39well how am I to get in then?
00:22:56excuse me a moment.
00:22:58something seems to be cropping up in this area over here.
00:23:02invitation from the Queen to play croquet.
00:23:10come on then is it?
00:23:20just sink quietly out of sight for me.
00:23:31now then.
00:23:33I'll tell you what I'll do.
00:23:35I'll tell you what I'll do for you.
00:23:37nothing.
00:23:39how's that? any good to you at all? nothing?
00:23:41I mean I wouldn't be able to do it straight away.
00:23:43I'll say that you see.
00:23:45I couldn't possibly do it straight away because I've got all these things cropping up.
00:23:48you see I have to deal with.
00:23:50well I mean you saw just now.
00:23:52something cropped up there you see.
00:23:54it's the same type of thing I get cropping up all the time you see.
00:23:58so naturally I got my hands full.
00:24:00but if I was to do nothing for you.
00:24:03I can't promise I could.
00:24:05but if I was to do nothing for you.
00:24:07I'd have to sort of find a time you see when I could squeeze it in.
00:24:10you see what I mean?
00:24:12I think you're absolutely idiotic.
00:24:16maybe I am.
00:24:18maybe I'm not.
00:24:35why does your cat look like that?
00:24:37it's a Cheshire cat.
00:24:41pig.
00:24:43I didn't know the Cheshire cats look like that.
00:24:45all of them can and most of them do.
00:24:47I don't know that any of them do.
00:24:49you don't know much that's a fact.
00:24:52here you go.
00:24:54here you go.
00:24:56why the baby?
00:24:58head over heels.
00:25:00we're going to bed.
00:25:02good night.
00:25:04good night.
00:25:11oh I can't see.
00:25:13I can't see.
00:25:15I can't see.
00:25:17I can't see.
00:25:19everybody minds their own business. the world will turn a grander faster than it does.
00:25:25that wouldn't be a great advantage. the world turns on its axis every 24 hours.
00:25:32don't bother me. I never could abide figures. could I?
00:25:38speak roughly to your little boy and beat him when he sneezes.
00:25:44he only does it to annoy because he knows he's teasing.
00:25:49I speak to my boy and beat him when he sneezes.
00:25:58he can thoroughly enjoy the temper when he sneezes.
00:26:02he only does it to annoy because he knows he's teasing.
00:26:15I speak severely to my boy. I beat him when he sneezes.
00:26:20for he could thoroughly enjoy the pepper if he pleases.
00:26:29here. nurse him for a bit.
00:26:44which way ought I to go from here?
00:26:52that depends a great deal on where you want to go to.
00:26:56I don't much care where.
00:26:59then it doesn't matter which way you go.
00:27:02so long as I get somewhere.
00:27:05you're sure to do that if you only walk long enough.
00:27:10what sort of people live about here?
00:27:14in that direction is the hatter and in that direction is the marcher.
00:27:19they're both mad.
00:27:21but I don't want to go among mad people.
00:27:24oh you can't help that. we're all mad here.
00:27:28I'm mad. you're mad.
00:27:32by the by what became of the baby?
00:27:36I'd nearly forgotten to ask.
00:27:39it turned into a pig.
00:27:42I thought it would.
00:27:47did you say pig or fig?
00:27:50I said pig.
00:27:52oh
00:28:17no room.
00:28:19no room.
00:28:21no room.
00:28:23no room.
00:28:25no room.
00:28:27no room.
00:28:29no room.
00:28:31no room.
00:28:33there's plenty of room.
00:28:35have some wine.
00:28:37I don't see any wine.
00:28:39there isn't any.
00:28:41it wasn't very civil of you to offer it.
00:28:43it wasn't very civil of you to sit down before you're invited.
00:28:46I thought you did invite me.
00:28:48anyway the table's laid for a great deal more than three.
00:28:51ah your um...
00:28:53your hair once cutting.
00:28:56you shouldn't make personal remarks. it's very rude.
00:28:59oh.
00:29:01why is a raven like a writing desk I wonder.
00:29:04I'm glad you've begun asking riddles. I think I can guess that one.
00:29:08do you mean that you can find the answer to it?
00:29:11exactly.
00:29:12then you should say what you mean.
00:29:14I do. at least I mean what I say.
00:29:17it's the same thing you know.
00:29:19it isn't the same thing a bit you might as well say that I...
00:29:22I see what I eat is the same thing as I eat what I see.
00:29:26you might just as well say that I like what I get it's the same thing as I get what I like.
00:29:33you might as well say...
00:29:36I sleep when I breathe is the same thing as I breathe
00:29:41when I sleep.
00:29:44It is the same thing with you.
00:30:15What day of the month is it?
00:30:17I think it's the fourth.
00:30:21Two days wrong. I knew that butter wouldn't be good for the works.
00:30:25It was the best butter.
00:30:27Yes, but we must have got some crumbs in with it or something.
00:30:30I told you not to use the bread knife.
00:30:33It was the best butter.
00:30:35That's as may be.
00:30:37What a curious watch.
00:30:39It tells the day of the month and not what time it is.
00:30:41Of course it does, child.
00:30:43Does your watch tell you what year it is?
00:30:45Of course not.
00:30:47That's because it's the same year for so long together.
00:30:49Exactly. Well, it's just the same with my watch.
00:30:52Oh, when Adam and Eve are first deprived of the garden...
00:30:59Oh, the doormouse is falling asleep again.
00:31:02Have you guessed the riddle yet?
00:31:04No, I give up. What is the answer?
00:31:06I haven't the slightest idea.
00:31:10I think you might do something better with your time than waste it
00:31:13asking riddles that have no answers.
00:31:15If you knew time as well as I do, you wouldn't talk about it.
00:31:19It's him.
00:31:20I don't know what you mean.
00:31:22Of course you don't, I dare say.
00:31:24You've never even spoken to time.
00:31:26Perhaps not, but I now have to beat time when I learn music.
00:31:30Oh, that accounts for it.
00:31:33He can't stand beating.
00:31:35But if you keep on good terms with time,
00:31:38he'll do anything with the clock that you want.
00:31:40For example, supposing it's half-past nine in the morning,
00:31:44you just whisper a hint to time,
00:31:46round goes the clock and it's half-past one in the afternoon,
00:31:49time for dinner.
00:31:50I only wish it was.
00:31:53Yes, it might be rather nice.
00:31:55I only wish it was.
00:31:57Yes, it might be rather nice,
00:31:59but then I wouldn't be hungry for it, you know.
00:32:01Not at first, perhaps,
00:32:02but you could keep it at half-past one for as long as you like.
00:32:05Is that the way you manage?
00:32:07Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:32:08We quarrelled last March,
00:32:10just before he went mad, you know.
00:32:13It was at a concert given by the Queen of Hearts.
00:32:16I had to sing that song,
00:32:18Twinkle, twinkle, little bat,
00:32:22how I wonder what you're at.
00:32:25You're familiar with it, doubtless.
00:32:27I've heard something like it.
00:32:29Yes, it goes on up above the world you fly,
00:32:33like a tea tray in the sky.
00:32:37Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle.
00:32:41Oh, well, I'd hardly finish the first verse
00:32:45when the Queen jumps up and balls out,
00:32:48he's murdering the time off with his head.
00:32:52And dreadfully savage.
00:32:53Oh, yes, yes, yes.
00:32:56But ever since then, time won't do a thing for me.
00:33:00It's always six o'clock now.
00:33:03Is that the reason why so many tea things are put out here?
00:33:06Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:33:08It's always, it's always tea time,
00:33:11and, of course, we don't get much time
00:33:14to wash the things up between wiles.
00:33:17So you keep moving round, I suppose.
00:33:19We keep moving round, yes, yes, yes,
00:33:23as the things get used up.
00:33:25What happens when you get back to the beginning?
00:33:28Suppose we change the subject.
00:33:30I'm getting dreadfully bored by this.
00:33:33I've heard the young lady tells us a story.
00:33:37I'm afraid I don't know one.
00:33:40Then the door mouse will.
00:33:44I wasn't asleep.
00:33:47I heard every word you fellows were saying.
00:33:50Tell us a story.
00:33:52You'd better get on with it,
00:33:54otherwise you'll fall asleep again before you're done.
00:33:57Once upon a time,
00:34:00there were three little sisters.
00:34:03Oh, yes.
00:34:05They were named Elsie,
00:34:08Letzia, and Julie.
00:34:12And they lived at the bottom of a well.
00:34:16What did they live on?
00:34:24They lived on treacle.
00:34:28They couldn't have done that, you know.
00:34:30They'd have been ill.
00:34:32Very, very ill.
00:34:34But why did they live at the bottom of a well?
00:34:38Take some more tea.
00:34:41I've had nothing yet, so I can't take more.
00:34:43What you mean is you can't take less.
00:34:45It's very easy to take more than nothing.
00:34:47Nobody asked your opinion.
00:34:49Oh, now who's making personal remarks, eh?
00:34:59Why did they live at the bottom of a well?
00:35:03It was a treacle well.
00:35:06There's no such thing.
00:35:10If you cannot be civil, you tell the story yourself.
00:35:14I won't interrupt again.
00:35:16I daresay there may be one.
00:35:18Oh, indeed.
00:35:22Well, the three little sisters,
00:35:26they were all learning to draw, you know.
00:35:30What did they draw?
00:35:32Treacle.
00:35:34Treacle.
00:35:46I don't understand.
00:35:48Where did they draw the treacle from?
00:35:50You draw water from a water well.
00:35:52You draw treacle from a treacle well.
00:35:54Eh, stupid?
00:35:56They were in the well.
00:35:58Well in.
00:36:04Ha, ha, ha.
00:36:12Then they learned to draw.
00:36:17And they always drew something beginning with an M.
00:36:22Why an M?
00:36:24Why not?
00:36:35Everything beginning with an M.
00:36:38Such as mousetrap,
00:36:42money,
00:36:44memory,
00:36:46and muchness.
00:36:50I bet you never saw anything like the drawing of a muchness.
00:36:55Really, now you say it, I don't.
00:36:57Then you shouldn't talk.
00:36:59Really, now you say it, I don't.
00:37:01Then you shouldn't talk.
00:37:11It's the stupidest tea party I was ever at.
00:37:17Why are you painting those roses?
00:37:21Why are you painting those roses?
00:37:23What's that? What's that?
00:37:25Will you hold that book steady?
00:37:27I can't see the paint.
00:37:29What are you doing it for?
00:37:31Doing it for?
00:37:33Yes.
00:37:35Yes, what am I doing it for?
00:37:37Yes, well, that is the question, isn't it?
00:37:41Ah, there you see.
00:37:43It's no good.
00:37:45It's all a problem of colour, you see.
00:37:47The problem of these being coloured white
00:37:51when red was what was asked for.
00:37:53Who's to know?
00:37:55Oh, yes, that's good.
00:37:57Yes, I like that.
00:37:59Yes, who's to know? The Queen, that's who.
00:38:01The Queen doesn't miss a trick.
00:38:03Doesn't look much like a red rose to me.
00:38:05Doesn't look much like a red rose to me.
00:38:07Ah, well, perhaps you'd like to have a go yourself then.
00:38:09Yes, perhaps you'd like to have a go yourself.
00:38:11Yes, perhaps you'd like to have a go yourself.
00:38:13I hope we can do without any help from you, you know.
00:38:15Thank you very much.
00:38:17Look!
00:38:21It's the Queen.
00:38:23This is a more calm one.
00:38:25And this is a more calm one.
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00:39:41Ah, yes.
00:39:43And who's this?
00:39:45Yes, who is this?
00:39:47Perhaps I shouldn't ask.
00:39:49Idiot.
00:39:51You've got an absolute idiot for a son.
00:39:53Yes, but he's tall. He's very tall.
00:39:55Come along, child. Speak up. What's your name?
00:39:57My name is Alice.
00:39:59Ah.
00:40:03And who are these?
00:40:05Oh, perhaps I shouldn't ask.
00:40:07How should I know? It's no business of mine.
00:40:09You little hussy. Off with her head.
00:40:11Nonsense.
00:40:15Ah, yes. Now, what have you been doing here?
00:40:17Oh, perhaps I shouldn't ask.
00:40:19Well, perhaps I should.
00:40:21Painting white roses red, hmm?
00:40:23Perhaps you have an explanation?
00:40:25Well, ma'am,
00:40:27it's my way of rectifying a mistake.
00:40:29What I've always said is,
00:40:31what the eye don't see,
00:40:33the heart don't grieve over.
00:40:35I think that's for me to judge.
00:40:37Off with her heads.
00:40:39DRUMMING
00:40:41It's a very fine day.
00:40:43It's very. Where's the Duchess?
00:40:45She's under sentence of execution.
00:40:47What for?
00:40:49She boxed the Queen's ears, whoops.
00:40:51All right.
00:40:53Get to your places.
00:40:55DRUMMING
00:40:57You heard what she said.
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00:42:11Oh, say, can you see by the dawn's early light
00:42:21What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
00:42:33Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight
00:42:45O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
00:42:57And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air
00:43:07Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there
00:43:17Oh, say, can you see by the dawn's early light
00:43:27What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
00:43:37Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight
00:43:47O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
00:43:57And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air
00:44:07Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there
00:44:17Oh, say, can you see by the dawn's early light
00:44:27What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
00:44:37Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight
00:44:47O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
00:44:57And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air
00:45:07Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there
00:45:17Oh, say, can you see by the dawn's early light
00:45:27What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
00:45:37?
00:45:47?
00:45:57?
00:46:07?
00:46:14How are you getting on?
00:46:16I don't think they play at all, fairly.
00:46:18How do you like the Queen?
00:46:20Not at all.
00:46:23Who are you talking to?
00:46:25Never mind.
00:46:27I don't like the look of it at all.
00:46:29A cat may look at a Queen.
00:46:31Cats are allowed to do that.
00:46:33It must be removed.
00:46:35Executioner, about that cat.
00:46:37I want his head taken off.
00:46:39Right off.
00:46:41Well, you've got a problem there, haven't you?
00:46:43I mean, with regard to cutting off a head,
00:46:45you've got a real problem,
00:46:47unless there's a body to cut it off from.
00:46:49I mean, you see what I mean.
00:46:51Don't talk nonsense.
00:46:53Anything that has a head can be beheaded.
00:46:55Anyway, who does it belong to?
00:46:57It belongs to the Duchess,
00:46:59and you'd better ask her about it.
00:47:19You can't think
00:47:21how glad I am to see you here,
00:47:23you dear old thing.
00:47:25You're thinking about something
00:47:27and that makes you forget to talk.
00:47:29I can't remember the moral of that,
00:47:31but I shall remember it in a moment.
00:47:33Perhaps it hasn't got a moral.
00:47:35Tut-tut.
00:47:37My dear child,
00:47:39everything's got a moral.
00:47:41If only you can find it.
00:47:43The game seems to be coming on much better now.
00:47:45Yes, it is. Yes, it is.
00:47:47And the moral of it is,
00:47:49tis love, tis love,
00:47:51makes the world go round.
00:47:53I thought it was done by everybody
00:47:55minding their own business.
00:47:57Oh, well, yes.
00:47:59Well, it means much the same thing.
00:48:01And the moral of that is,
00:48:03take care of the sense,
00:48:05and the sounds will take care of themselves.
00:48:07You're still only fond of finding morals.
00:48:09I dare say you're wondering
00:48:11why I don't put my arm round your waist.
00:48:13Well, the reason is, I'm doubtful
00:48:15of the temper of your flamingo.
00:48:17I haven't got a flamingo anymore.
00:48:19Ah, true, ah, true.
00:48:21Flamingos and mustard, both right.
00:48:23And the moral of that is,
00:48:25birds of a feather
00:48:27flock together.
00:48:29But mustard isn't a bird.
00:48:31Right as usual.
00:48:33You do have a nice clear way
00:48:35of putting things.
00:48:37It's a mineral, I think.
00:48:39Yes, of course it is.
00:48:41There's a rather large mustard mine
00:48:43quite near here.
00:48:45And the moral of it is,
00:48:47the more there is a mine,
00:48:49the less there is a yawn.
00:48:51I know, it's a vegetable.
00:48:53It doesn't look like one, but it is.
00:48:55I quite agree with you.
00:48:57And the moral of that is,
00:48:59be what you would seem to be.
00:49:01Or, if you would like it put more simply,
00:49:03never imagine yourself not to be otherwise
00:49:05than what it would appear to others.
00:49:07That what you were,
00:49:09what you might have been,
00:49:11is not otherwise
00:49:13I think I'd understand that
00:49:15a bit better if I had it written down.
00:49:17But I'm afraid I can't quite follow it as you say it.
00:49:19Oh, I could
00:49:21say much better
00:49:23than that if I chose.
00:49:25Please don't trouble yourself to say it any longer than that.
00:49:27Don't talk about trouble.
00:49:29I make you a present of everything I've said as yet.
00:49:31Cheap sort of present, I must say.
00:49:33Thinking again?
00:49:35I have a right to think.
00:49:37About as much right as pigs
00:49:39have to fly.
00:49:41And the moral...
00:49:47Either you or your head must be off
00:49:49in the next five minutes.
00:49:51Take your choice.
00:49:53It should be the death of me.
00:49:55Come on, let's get on with the game.
00:50:23Well, here we are.
00:50:25What's happened to them?
00:50:27They're going to be executed.
00:50:29What do you mean?
00:50:31They're going to have their heads taken off.
00:50:33What, all of them?
00:50:35Yes, the whole lot.
00:50:37There's no point in spoiling the ship
00:50:39for a heap of tar.
00:50:41Have you seen the mock turtle?
00:50:43No, who's that?
00:50:45Well, you'd better ask the griffon about that.
00:50:47He'll be able to let you know
00:50:49what's going on.
00:50:51That's just her fantasy.
00:50:53She never executes anyone.
00:50:55Ah, there he is.
00:50:57What's he so sad about?
00:50:59That's just his fantasy.
00:51:01He's got nothing to be sad about, really.
00:51:21This young lady
00:51:23wants to hear your life history.
00:51:27All right.
00:51:29I'll tell it to her.
00:51:31And don't speak a word till I finish.
00:51:47But how can he finish
00:51:49if he doesn't begin?
00:51:51He's got to get into the mood.
00:52:05When we were little,
00:52:07we all went to school in the sea.
00:52:11The master was an old turtle.
00:52:13We used to call him Tortoise.
00:52:15Why did you call him Tortoise
00:52:17if he wasn't one?
00:52:19We called him Tortoise because he taught us.
00:52:21Really, you are very dull.
00:52:23Ashamed of you asking such simple questions.
00:52:25We had the best of educations.
00:52:27In fact, we went to school every day.
00:52:29I've been to a day school, too.
00:52:31It's known to be so proud of us.
00:52:33With extras?
00:52:35Yes, we learned French and music.
00:52:37And washing?
00:52:39Certainly not.
00:52:41Well, then, yours wasn't really a good school.
00:52:43But our school,
00:52:45we always had at the end of the bill
00:52:47music, French,
00:52:49and washing, extra.
00:52:53But I couldn't afford to learn it.
00:52:55I only took the regular course.
00:52:57What was that?
00:52:59Reeling and riding, of course, to begin with.
00:53:01And then there were the different branches of arithmetic.
00:53:03Ambition, distraction,
00:53:05uglification,
00:53:07and derision.
00:53:09I never heard of uglification before.
00:53:11Never heard of uglifying?
00:53:13Very beautifying, I suppose.
00:53:15Yes.
00:53:17Need I say more?
00:53:19Then there was mystery,
00:53:21ancient and modern,
00:53:23and then drawing.
00:53:25That was with the drawing master.
00:53:27He used to come once a week.
00:53:29He taught us drawing,
00:53:31stretching,
00:53:33and fainting in coils.
00:53:35What was that like?
00:53:37I couldn't possibly show you myself.
00:53:39I'm much too stiff.
00:53:41Never had time.
00:53:43But I went to the classical master.
00:53:45Hmm?
00:53:47I never went to him.
00:53:49He taught laughing and grief,
00:53:51or so they said.
00:53:53So he did.
00:53:55So he did.
00:54:05How many hours a day did you do lessons?
00:54:07Ten hours the first day.
00:54:09Nine the second.
00:54:11And so on.
00:54:13How odd.
00:54:15Not odd at all.
00:54:17That's why they're called lessons,
00:54:19because they lesson from day to day.
00:54:21Then the eleventh day must have been a holiday.
00:54:23So it was.
00:54:25So it was.
00:54:27But then how did you manage on the twelfth day?
00:54:29Oh, that's enough about lessons.
00:54:31Tell her about the games.
00:54:35Have you ever done the lobster quadrille?
00:54:37No.
00:54:39What sort of a dance is that?
00:54:41Well, first you form a line along the seashore.
00:54:43No, two lines.
00:54:45Then, after you clear the jellyfish out of the way...
00:54:47That generally takes some time.
00:54:49You advance twice.
00:54:51Each with a lobster as a partner.
00:54:53You advance twice.
00:54:55Set the partners.
00:54:57Change lobsters and retire in the same order.
00:54:59Must be a very pretty dance.
00:55:01Would you like to hear some of it?
00:55:03Very much indeed.
00:55:05Well, who'll sing?
00:55:07Oh, you sing it.
00:55:09I can't remember the words.
00:55:11Will you
00:55:13Walk a little faster
00:55:15Said the whiting to the snail
00:55:17There's a porpoise close behind me
00:55:19And he's treading on my tail
00:55:21See how eagerly
00:55:23The lobsters and the turtles
00:55:25All advance
00:55:27They are waiting on the shingle
00:55:29Won't you come and join the dance
00:55:31Will you, won't you, will you, won't you
00:55:33Won't you join the dance
00:55:35You can really have no notion
00:55:37How delightful it will be
00:55:39When they take us up and throw us
00:55:41With the lobsters out to sea
00:55:43But the snail replied
00:55:45Too far, too far
00:55:47And gave a look askance
00:55:49Said he thanked the whiting kindly
00:55:51But he would not join the dance
00:55:53Would not, could not, could not, would not
00:55:55Would not, could not, could not
00:55:57Would not, could not, could not
00:55:59Would not, could not, could not
00:56:01Would not, could not, could not, would not
00:56:03Could not join the dance
00:56:05Could not, would not
00:56:07Could not, would not
00:56:09Would not join
00:56:13The dance
00:56:23The trial's beginning
00:56:27The trial's beginning
00:56:31Maybe
00:56:33Maybe
00:56:34Maybe
00:56:36May be
00:56:38In mighty
00:56:39In mighty
00:56:41Ances polynomial
00:56:43Ances poly 시대 개不同
00:56:45Ances poly가 풍� washes
00:56:47Ances potion
00:56:48Ances potion
00:56:49Fac flavor
00:56:50Fac benefit
00:56:51Fac best
00:56:52Fac best
00:56:53Fac riches
00:56:54Fac riches
00:56:55The wars
00:56:56Facs
00:56:57Facs
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00:56:58FICA
00:56:59Find
00:57:00I praise thee, praise thee, praise thee, I praise thee, I praise thee, I praise thee.
00:57:07I praise thee, I praise thee, I praise thee, I praise thee, I praise thee, I praise thee,
00:57:14I praise thee, I praise thee, I praise thee, I praise thee, I praise thee, I praise thee,
00:57:21I praise thee, I praise thee, I praise thee, I praise thee, I praise thee.
00:57:28And just as I love thee, I shall love thee also.
00:57:37I love thee so much, the goodness of God.
00:57:49We open our ears to good faith and song.
00:57:59We open our ears and to faith adore.
00:58:09We blossom and flourish, and live and prosper.
00:58:18And live and flourish, and live and prosper.
00:58:32Who are they?
00:58:33The jury.
00:58:34What are they doing?
00:58:35Taking down their names in case they forget them before the trial ends.
00:58:39Stupid things.
00:58:45Silence in court.
00:58:48Read the accusation.
00:58:50The Queen of Hearts, she made some tarts all on a summer's day.
00:58:53The Knave of Hearts, he stole those tarts and took them quite away.
00:58:57Consider your verdict.
00:58:59Not yet, not yet. There's a great deal to do before that.
00:59:02Before that?
00:59:03Yes.
00:59:04Oh, yes.
00:59:05Well, um...
00:59:07Call the first witness.
00:59:11First witness!
00:59:13Cough, cough, cough.
00:59:31Come on, come on.
00:59:38Come on, come on.
00:59:43Cough, cough, cough.
00:59:59I beg your pardon, Your Majesty, for bringing these along,
01:00:02but I hadn't quite finished my tea when I was sent for.
01:00:07Well, you ought to have finished.
01:00:09When did you begin?
01:00:11Uh, the, uh...
01:00:13Let me see. I think it was the, uh...
01:00:16The 14th of March.
01:00:1815th.
01:00:1916th?
01:00:20Yes.
01:00:21The 16th, sir. Write that down.
01:00:24And, uh, take off your hat.
01:00:27Ah, it, um...
01:00:29It, uh...
01:00:31It's, um...
01:00:32It isn't... It isn't mine.
01:00:36Stolen, is it?
01:00:38No, no, no.
01:00:39I, uh...
01:00:40I keep them to sell, Your Majesty.
01:00:42You see, I'm a... I'm a hatter.
01:00:46A very nervous hatter.
01:00:48Yes, I am, yes.
01:00:49Well, don't be nervous.
01:00:51Don't be nervous.
01:00:52Just give your evidence,
01:00:54or I shall have you executed, you know.
01:00:56I'm...
01:00:57I'm allowed to do that.
01:00:59I can have anyone executed.
01:01:02Power, power.
01:01:05I'm a very poor man, Your Majesty,
01:01:08and, uh, I hadn't begun my tea,
01:01:11and, well, not about a week or so,
01:01:13and what with the bread and butter getting so thin
01:01:16and the twinkling of the tea, I...
01:01:19Twinkling of the what?
01:01:20Uh, it began with the tea.
01:01:24I know that.
01:01:26I'm not a fool.
01:01:27I know that twinkling begins with a tea.
01:01:30I'm not a freak idiot, am I?
01:01:33Go on, go on.
01:01:35Like I said, Your Majesty,
01:01:37I'm a poor man,
01:01:38and most things twinkled after that.
01:01:41I didn't.
01:01:42You did.
01:01:43I didn't. I deny it.
01:01:45He denies it.
01:01:46Leave out that part.
01:01:49After that, I, uh...
01:01:51I, uh, I cut some bread and butter, and...
01:01:54After that, what happened?
01:01:56Uh, that, uh...
01:01:57That I... That I can't remember.
01:01:59Yes, yes.
01:02:00Well, you must remember it,
01:02:01or I'll have to have you executed.
01:02:03I'm, uh...
01:02:04I'm a poor man, Your Majesty.
01:02:06You are a jolly poor speaker, that is for sure.
01:02:09Get down, sit down and stand.
01:02:12Go away.
01:02:13Oh, thank you.
01:02:15God bless you, Your Majesty.
01:02:30Next witness.
01:02:37Give your evidence.
01:02:39Shant.
01:02:42Oh, well, uh...
01:02:44That's the end of that, then.
01:02:47Ha!
01:02:48Your Majesty must cross-examine this witness.
01:02:52Must I?
01:02:53Yes.
01:02:54Oh.
01:02:59Ha-ha.
01:03:09What a touch!
01:03:11Made of?
01:03:13Pepper, mostly.
01:03:15Anything you want to add to that?
01:03:18Yes, go away.
01:03:20Go away with the pepper.
01:03:22Oh.
01:03:25Next witness.
01:03:26Oh.
01:03:27Don't let's have another witness.
01:03:30Let's have a...
01:03:32Let's have a song.
01:03:35Come on, lads.
01:03:36Give us a melody.
01:03:38Come along.
01:03:39Come along.
01:03:40Take the entire time for me.
01:03:42Come, come, come.
01:03:44And all swing together.
01:03:48Britain shall be saved.
01:03:51And we all shall be saved.
01:03:54Come here, lads.
01:03:56And we all shall be saved.
01:03:58And we all shall be saved.
01:04:01With our bodies between our knees.
01:04:04Our knees.
01:04:05Yes, we all swing together.
01:04:09With our bodies between our knees.
01:04:15Ah.
01:04:16They don't reach verdicts like that anymore.
01:04:19Yeah.
01:04:20OK.
01:04:21Right.
01:04:23Next witness.
01:04:25Alice.
01:04:28Ah.
01:04:29What have you got to say for yourself?
01:04:32Nothing.
01:04:34Nothing?
01:04:35Nothing whatever.
01:04:36Oh, that's very important.
01:04:39Unimportant, Your Majesty means, of course.
01:04:42Oh.
01:04:43Oh.
01:04:44Oh, I thought I meant important.
01:04:47That's what I thought I meant.
01:04:50Ah.
01:04:52Ah.
01:04:56Ah.
01:04:59Ah.
01:05:05Ah.
01:05:08Ah.
01:05:09Ah.
01:05:13Ah.
01:05:14Ah, ah.
01:05:16Ah.
01:05:19Ah.
01:05:21Ah.
01:05:23Silence in court.
01:05:25Silence in court!
01:05:28All persons with more than a mile high to leave court.
01:05:35I'm not a mile high.
01:05:36Yes, you are.
01:05:38Nearly two miles high.
01:05:43Consider your silences.
01:05:46Your reverses.
01:05:47No, no, no, no!
01:05:49There's more evidence to come yet.
01:05:51This paper's just been picked up.
01:05:53What's in it?
01:05:54I haven't opened it yet.
01:05:56But it seems to be a letter written by the prisoner to somebody.
01:05:59Well, it must be that.
01:06:01I mean, it can't just be written to nobody.
01:06:04I mean, you can't just write to nobody.
01:06:07I mean, if you did that all the time,
01:06:09well, I would hear the post office would come to a standstill.
01:06:13I mean, you've got to have somebody...
01:06:15I mean, it...
01:06:18Well, it's not allowed.
01:06:20Was it directed to?
01:06:22It isn't directed at all.
01:06:24In fact, there's nothing written on the outside.
01:06:28It isn't a letter at all.
01:06:30It's a set of verses.
01:06:32Are they in the prisoner's handwriting?
01:06:34No, they're not.
01:06:36And that's the queerest thing about it.
01:06:38He's been imitating people's hands and writings again.
01:06:44Please, Your Majesty.
01:06:47I didn't.
01:06:49Why is it?
01:06:51Well, I can prove that I didn't.
01:06:56There's no name signed at the end.
01:06:59Well, that only makes the matter worse.
01:07:02You must have meant some mischief,
01:07:04or else you would have signed your name like an honest man.
01:07:08That proves his guilt.
01:07:10It proves nothing of the sort.
01:07:12Hold your tongue.
01:07:13I won't.
01:07:14Ah!
01:07:45BIRDS CHIRP
01:08:04It is not now as it hath been of yore.
01:08:07Turn whereso'er I may, by night or day,
01:08:11The things which I have seen,
01:08:13I now can see no more.
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