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00:00Welcome to Channel 4 News, it is me, the Ryanist Ryan from the Church of Ryanism, and just
00:19yeah, we got yeah, aka Alan, he's the guy that normally posts all the Channel 4 News
00:25and was the original runner of it, Ford, New Caledonia, which has currently been shut down,
00:29shot, and killed.
00:30Today's broadcast, live broadcast, is going to be over the death of Ryan in the Art and
00:37Design Building at APSU.
00:39It was Tuesday, it was February the 2nd, 2022, on Tuesday, around 2 o'clock, right?
00:46No, it was around 4, around 4 o'clock, it was around 4 o'clock when the murder happened.
00:53We have no idea yet, there's been multiple footage pieces released, so today we're just
00:57going to go over some of the information.
01:00There's more, there's now over 55 followers.
01:03That's a new high average.
01:04That's a new high.
01:05New high.
01:06New high.
01:07New high.
01:08Oh, yes!
01:09We are now announcing that our joint venture with the Picklesnake Corporation, newly founded,
01:15they are a new supporter of Ryanism, and will be funding us with our very own tool.
01:20We're good at it.
01:21Oh, yeah.
01:22Okay.
01:23Uh, gotta go.
01:24Do you think you can carry the camera around?
01:27Okay.
01:33Let's walk, Ryan.
01:34Let me help you.
01:37I said to go inside.
01:50Let's go.
02:20Let's go.
02:21Let's go.