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00:00Where'd you go last time?
00:07An oracle against time.
00:08We are Channel 4 News.
00:09Skynet was just completed as of, what's the date?
00:10Let me work.
00:11I'm writing my twitter date post now.
00:12Ladies and gentlemen.
00:13The stock market has crashed.
00:14Alan.
00:16Table flipping!
00:17Would you filter me in on the floor?
00:18Yeah, write us something to work with because I have no idea what I'm doing.
00:39because i have no idea what i'm doing. there's no interpersonal conversation involved.
00:44ryanism is now a cult. it's a grand old time. let's do it today. i know that one. after a long
00:50discussion, we've decided to execute her. it took allan's sausage. allan has finally been banned
00:56from the city state in order of new caledonia. got birds in minecraft. how'd you break him?
01:03we have video evidence of this. ryan can sue you. i didn't mean to. i'm just starting my life.
01:10why would you put me in debt like that?
01:13oh that's not gonna work. we gotta talk about that. women no longer have rights.
01:17said here by satan himself. the european union is falling. ryan got lazy. well the state of
01:22cheese is now a grilled cheese. cancel allan on twitter.com. no i said this man doesn't like
01:29gay people. he loves them. i know i keep forgetting. don't swear. freshman year in
01:36middle school like. man if you knew me in middle school you would have been heard hearing swear
01:39words out of my mouth. see i was. you're the fucking cookie. oh. you're kind of fussing
01:44on camera right now right? yeah. he's gonna use this as microphone.