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00:00:30Captain Severus! Captain Tav! What do you see?
00:00:48Sharptooth is still advancing. Advancing?
00:00:51There! On the northern plank! Where? Where? I want to see! Let me see!
00:00:56It's too late! General Sharptooth has used the power of the gem!
00:01:00That means General S.T.A.R. didn't steal the gem!
00:01:04She didn't?
00:01:05We don't know that.
00:01:07General Sharptooth can still use the power of the gem, even if it were stolen.
00:01:12I told you! You can't trust an orc!
00:01:15Boo!
00:01:16Whoa!
00:01:18I'm okay! I'm okay!
00:01:20Nice hat, T.A.D.!
00:01:22S.T.A.R. did you get it?
00:01:24One mind-controlling gem, as promised.
00:01:28Hmph! That is if you trust me.
00:01:33It's so shiny!
00:01:35Don't touch, T.A.D.!
00:01:37The gem of the mountain!
00:01:40Of course we trust you!
00:01:42Then you will destroy it and free my people.
00:01:47I knew you could do it! We haven't much time! They're close!
00:01:54Ah!
00:01:58What do you see?
00:02:00Sharptooth is here!
00:02:01What? No!
00:02:04You ready?
00:02:05Captain Severus, sound the alarm!
00:02:08Let's go save the world!
00:02:24Ah! Ah!
00:02:27Oh! Oh!
00:02:29Ah!
00:02:31Whoa! Those are big orcs!
00:02:35Ah!
00:02:47Elves, arm your magic!
00:02:54Ah!
00:03:08Ah!
00:03:18Ah!
00:03:20Ah!
00:03:24Whoa!
00:03:26Okay, let's do this!
00:03:30You're very brave, S.T.A.R.
00:03:32Your axe!
00:03:34My axe?
00:03:36Trust me, please!
00:03:42S.T.A.R., we haven't much time!
00:03:44Orcs, find my gem!
00:03:48For peace!
00:03:50Yes! This peace will last as long as we trust each other!
00:03:54They're over that hill!
00:03:56And they have my gem!
00:03:58Ah! Ah!
00:04:00Rubicon!
00:04:02Epsilon!
00:04:04Oh, mighty axe!
00:04:06We give you the power to destroy the hate,
00:04:08destroy the fear, and to destroy this gem!
00:04:10Ah!
00:04:12Wait!
00:04:14Whoa!
00:04:16Hurry! Keep chanting!
00:04:18I'm done.
00:04:20It's up to you now, S.T.A.R.
00:04:22You must destroy General Sharptooth's gem!
00:04:30Wait!
00:04:32S.T.A.R.
00:04:34I knew I smelled a traitor!
00:04:36Hey there, Sharptooth! Time to split!
00:04:38What are you doing?
00:04:40You're destroying orc domination!
00:04:42No!
00:04:48No!
00:05:08Hi, Boris.
00:05:10Hi, Teddy.
00:05:14We did it.
00:05:18We did it!
00:05:24And who can tell me what happened next?
00:05:28Anyone?
00:05:30Yes, Hermi.
00:05:32After splitting the gemstone,
00:05:34the mind control of the orcs was broken.
00:05:36Thank you, Hermi.
00:05:40And then elves and orcs
00:05:42lived together in peace.
00:05:44Yes.
00:05:46Thank you, Hermi.
00:05:48Forever and forever.
00:05:50Miss Tenderfoot?
00:05:52What is it now, Hermi?
00:05:54If orcs and elves get along so well,
00:05:56then why is the only orc
00:05:58that goes to this school not here?
00:06:00Well, he's
00:06:02doing what all orcs do.
00:06:04Getting into trouble.
00:06:06Um...
00:06:10Can't I get a little respect?
00:06:12Barl!
00:06:34Smooth.
00:06:36You're late.
00:06:38Hey, Farrell!
00:06:40Where do you want this?
00:06:42Whoa! It's perfect!
00:06:44Um...
00:06:46Uh... There!
00:06:50You must really hate your brother.
00:06:52What? No!
00:06:54Why would you think that?
00:06:56Lloyd loves pranks as much as I do.
00:06:58The prank is on him.
00:07:00You're sliming your brother.
00:07:02And?
00:07:04On graduation day.
00:07:06In front of everyone.
00:07:08It's the best prank ever.
00:07:10He always tries to be
00:07:12the center of attention, being
00:07:14valedictorian and everything.
00:07:16He'll love it.
00:07:18He's lucky to have you as a brother.
00:07:20Lucky Lloyd.
00:07:24Lumos
00:07:26Discous.
00:07:32Excellent, Lloyd.
00:07:34But the Kroon University recruiter will want
00:07:36to know what those dancing lights were.
00:07:38I'm talking about the best of the best.
00:07:40Can you dazzle me?
00:07:44Dazzle, huh?
00:07:48Illusios Dracanos.
00:08:00Incredible!
00:08:02They're gonna love you.
00:08:04Oh, thanks, Principal Ashford.
00:08:06Kroon University.
00:08:08I'm so proud. You know,
00:08:10I was a graduate of Kroon University.
00:08:12Uh, can we go check on the lighting?
00:08:14Yes, of course. Good lighting is key.
00:08:16Good lighting, it makes you look heroic
00:08:18and thin. Not that you need that.
00:08:20I mean, you're perfect.
00:08:22The perfect student of Elfdale High.
00:08:26You know, there are easier
00:08:28ways to pull a prank, Barl.
00:08:30This is gonna be great.
00:08:32You can put spiders in his shoes
00:08:34or replace his soda with ink.
00:08:36All very reasonable.
00:08:40Um, that doesn't look
00:08:42very safe.
00:08:44Perfectly centered. Okay, hand me the milk.
00:08:50Hand me the milk.
00:08:52What?
00:08:54I said... Oh, thanks, Farrell.
00:08:58Do you need me to do anything else for you?
00:09:00Do your homework? Cook your breakfast?
00:09:02Oh, I know.
00:09:04I can dye your hair and give you
00:09:06a nose ring.
00:09:12Wow.
00:09:14The drama.
00:09:16The danger.
00:09:18Great.
00:09:20I need more milk.
00:09:22It does the body good.
00:09:24Go get some, please.
00:09:26Fine. I'll get more.
00:09:30You're not supposed to know
00:09:32magic anyway.
00:09:34You're not an elf.
00:09:36With the right ingredients, everything is magic.
00:09:38Hey! What?
00:09:40You're shaking the catwalk. Don't shake it.
00:09:42I'm serious, Farrell.
00:09:46See you later, Barl.
00:09:50...most likely to be a politician or a lawyer.
00:09:52Gnome biscuits. True story.
00:09:54People said I had moxie.
00:09:56Moxie. Can you believe it?
00:09:58Principal Ashford, is this where I'll be standing
00:10:00for my valedictorian speech?
00:10:02Huh? Yes.
00:10:04Right there.
00:10:08Wait.
00:10:10Sorry, Lloyd.
00:10:12It goes over here.
00:10:14Oh, no.
00:10:18Sorry, Principal Ashford, but the lighting is better...
00:10:20here.
00:10:22Oh, boy.
00:10:28Oh, boy.
00:10:38Let my wits end,
00:10:40Mr. and Mrs. Lightspinner.
00:10:42I'm afraid this prank was the last straw.
00:10:44There has to be
00:10:46something we can do.
00:10:48Barl is an orc, Mrs. Lightspinner.
00:10:50You took him in when he had no one.
00:10:52Raised him as best you could.
00:10:54But I'm sorry.
00:10:56I'm sorry.
00:10:58Barl is expelled.
00:11:00I have to hand it to you.
00:11:02You went out big.
00:11:04It was just a prank.
00:11:06Brothers tease each other.
00:11:08Not about this, Barl.
00:11:10This is the most important
00:11:12day of my life.
00:11:14Do you even understand what I have to lose here?
00:11:16Croon University.
00:11:18Exactly.
00:11:20Croon University.
00:11:22Oh.
00:11:24I thought it would be funny.
00:11:26Like when we used to make
00:11:28snot poppers.
00:11:30That was in the fourth grade, Barl.
00:11:32I don't have time for snot poppers.
00:11:34I'm under a lot of stress.
00:11:36Do you have any idea how big this is?
00:11:38Yeah, I do.
00:11:40It's all you've talked about for four years.
00:11:42Croon University.
00:11:44If I don't get into this university,
00:11:46I'm going to be a big fat loser
00:11:48like my baby brother.
00:11:50That's not fair.
00:11:52And you didn't.
00:11:54That's the fact.
00:11:56You want to still be in fourth grade
00:11:58making snot poppers and fart buckets.
00:12:00But I am an adult now.
00:12:02And you're still a baby.
00:12:04Am not.
00:12:06Are too.
00:12:08You're impossible.
00:12:10Poor Lloyd Lightspinner.
00:12:12Cursed with an orc for a brother.
00:12:14Unless you figure out how to magic me away,
00:12:16you're stuck with me.
00:12:22Yes, Mr. President.
00:12:24Of course I'll be.
00:12:26Create new magic for everyone.
00:12:28Wait.
00:12:30Barl.
00:12:32Barl.
00:12:34What are you doing?
00:12:36No.
00:12:38No slime, Barl.
00:12:40No.
00:12:42The slime.
00:12:44The slime.
00:12:46The slime.
00:12:48The slime.
00:12:50Barl.
00:13:08Barl.
00:13:10Barl, wake up.
00:13:12Wake up right now.
00:13:14You.
00:13:16Wake up.
00:13:18Wake up.
00:13:20You're doing it on purpose.
00:13:22Barl.
00:13:26No, no, no.
00:13:28Don't go back to sleep.
00:13:30Lloyd?
00:13:32Hey, what are you...
00:13:34I had an idea that's going to help us both out.
00:13:36What you said outside of Principal Ashford's office
00:13:38about brothers pranking one another.
00:13:40Yeah?
00:13:42Well, surprise.
00:13:44I'm kidnapping you.
00:13:46I mean, pranking you.
00:13:48We're going on a road trip, buddy.
00:13:50Pack something clean.
00:13:52But graduation.
00:13:54Is in two days.
00:13:56What I had planned won't take long.
00:13:58Sounds like a great prank.
00:14:00I'm in.
00:14:04Hey, what about Mom and Dad?
00:14:16Are you pranking me now?
00:14:18Is this it?
00:14:20Because this is super fun.
00:14:32Hey, did we just leave Elfdale?
00:14:36I don't know.
00:14:38I don't know.
00:14:40I don't know.
00:14:42I don't know.
00:14:44Um, so how's your valedictorian speech going?
00:14:52Whoa, kind of going a bit fast there.
00:14:56Uh, you want to play snot poppers?
00:15:04We're going on a road trip.
00:15:06No talking.
00:15:08Understand?
00:15:10Nope.
00:15:12Understand?
00:15:14Nope.
00:15:20Music?
00:15:32Music.
00:15:34Do you know what's wrong with you?
00:15:36I'm just big boned.
00:15:38Is that where this is going?
00:15:40New York.
00:15:42Right, see that?
00:15:44I don't need to be body shamed.
00:15:46And I am an elf.
00:15:48I feel like this is going somewhere.
00:15:50Here's the prank, baby brother.
00:15:52I'm taking you to New York City.
00:15:56How is this?
00:15:58Wait.
00:16:00Is this for a surprise party?
00:16:02Is that the prank?
00:16:04I'm going to have a surprise party in New York City?
00:16:06Sure.
00:16:08Look, I know you put a lot of thought into this.
00:16:10And I have to tell you.
00:16:12It's not my birthday.
00:16:14I know.
00:16:16Oh.
00:16:18That's why it's a surprise.
00:16:20This has nothing to do with your birthday.
00:16:22I'm hiding you for two days.
00:16:24Hiding? Like hide and seek?
00:16:26No.
00:16:28Like you need to leave me alone for two days.
00:16:30So I can graduate in peace and not worry about getting slimed.
00:16:32But I wouldn't slime you.
00:16:34I only have half a barrel left.
00:16:36And very little milk.
00:16:38You're going to stay with orcs in New York City.
00:16:40While I stay with elves in Elfdale.
00:16:42Got it?
00:16:44Okay. I mean, it doesn't really seem like a great prank if nothing gets slimed.
00:16:46How do you even know how to make things get slimed anyway?
00:16:48You're not an elf.
00:16:50You don't know magic.
00:16:52Silly Lloyd.
00:16:54You don't need to be an elf to know magic.
00:16:56Yes. Yes, you do.
00:16:58Well, it's not a law.
00:17:00It's a law of nature.
00:17:02Well, then arrest me.
00:17:04I'll show you your stupid tricks.
00:17:06Are you reading my spell books?
00:17:08As if.
00:17:10Lloyd, look out!
00:17:22My whole future
00:17:24just flashed before my eyes.
00:17:26And it's pretty good, actually.
00:17:28I hope she's coming to apologize.
00:17:30Why?
00:17:32We almost hit her.
00:17:34Not the other way around.
00:17:36Her car was in the middle of the road.
00:17:38Wait.
00:17:40Do you think that was her plan?
00:17:42Get people to stop,
00:17:44and then rob them?
00:17:46Rob them?
00:17:48You know, she seems nice.
00:17:50What?
00:17:52Poro, don't go!
00:17:54She's going to kill you!
00:17:56I didn't think this through.
00:17:58Hi! Are you okay?
00:18:00My car,
00:18:02it has a flat tire.
00:18:04Oh, but my manners.
00:18:06I am Sophie Marie Julie Aurelie Angelique.
00:18:08And you are?
00:18:10Poro Lightspinner.
00:18:12And that's my brother Lloyd.
00:18:16Oh, hello, Mr. Lloyd.
00:18:18Ah, don't mind him.
00:18:20He's an adult.
00:18:22Do you need help?
00:18:24Do you need help?
00:18:26Yes, if you can.
00:18:28My daughter and I are taking a little vacation.
00:18:32Whoa, are you going to help us?
00:18:34I'm going to try.
00:18:36Yay!
00:18:38The big monster's going to help us.
00:18:40Oh, excuse her.
00:18:42My daughter has the manner of a tadpole.
00:18:44It's the first time she has met an orc.
00:18:46Well, it's the first time I met
00:18:48a talking frog.
00:18:50Grrr!
00:18:52So,
00:18:54is your car broken or something?
00:18:56It has a flat.
00:18:58We cannot land safely.
00:19:00Land?
00:19:02Yes, a Gripley car gets miles to the leap,
00:19:04not to the gallon.
00:19:06Springs propel us by leaps and bounds.
00:19:08Lloyd!
00:19:10Did she rob you yet?
00:19:12Not yet,
00:19:14but her daughter looks really dangerous.
00:19:16Grrr!
00:19:18Grrr!
00:19:20Come out here!
00:19:22I need your help!
00:19:24Come on, Lloyd.
00:19:26You can pick at me after we help them.
00:19:28What a nightmare.
00:19:30Thank you so much for your help.
00:19:32Always help others.
00:19:34That's what I always say.
00:19:36I must have landed on something.
00:19:38You don't know how to patch a tire.
00:19:40You blow stuff up, slime it,
00:19:42and stick stuff together.
00:19:44Stick stuff together?
00:19:46Oh, we can make a patch.
00:19:50Can I borrow your gum?
00:19:52Sure, Mr. Monster.
00:19:56Thanks.
00:19:58All right, Lloyd, you're up.
00:20:00Me? What am I supposed to do?
00:20:02Uh, how about a wind spell?
00:20:04Why do you want me to blow them away?
00:20:06To inflate their tire? Wow.
00:20:08You're the smart one, remember?
00:20:10Ugh.
00:20:14What is he doing?
00:20:16I think he's getting into a magic mood or something.
00:20:18What's he doing now?
00:20:20Oh, all elves have a magic bat.
00:20:22They can do anything. You'll see.
00:20:24Lock and spiel, banana peel,
00:20:26inflate the wheel.
00:20:34Uh, Lloyd?
00:20:38Uh-oh.
00:20:42Ha-ha-ha.
00:20:44Ha-ha-ha.
00:20:48Fart sounds?
00:20:50Oh, man.
00:20:52Come on.
00:20:54You put gum on a hole, Borrow.
00:20:56Use what you have.
00:20:58Jeez, it's not like I fixed a tire before.
00:21:00I don't even drive.
00:21:02Exactly. Now move it, please.
00:21:04I'm the smart one, remember?
00:21:06It's okay.
00:21:08That was a very funny noise.
00:21:11Ostero.
00:21:13Compero.
00:21:15Tire Reparo.
00:21:21It's working. We did it.
00:21:27Lloyd!
00:21:31Just used a little too much magic.
00:21:33Thank you again, the both of you.
00:21:35Bye, Mr. Monster.
00:21:37Smile later.
00:21:39Bye!
00:21:44That's so cool.
00:22:02Okay, I'll leave you alone.
00:22:04Take me to Newark City.
00:22:10I'm so glad you finally see things my way, Borrow.
00:22:15Hey, does your kidnapping include eating?
00:22:18I haven't eaten since I went to bed.
00:22:20And I usually eat about 15 times before morning.
00:22:23We'll stop tonight and get there in the morning.
00:22:25Stop tonight and maybe we could eat?
00:22:29I'd love some sleep dinner.
00:22:31Maybe some sleep dessert.
00:22:33Maybe both.
00:22:35Yes, I understand, Mom.
00:22:37But I really think it's important for me to bond with Borrow right now.
00:22:43This is going to be my last time with him
00:22:45before I'm off to Croon University.
00:22:48I need this, Mom.
00:22:50It's brother-brother bonding time.
00:22:52Yes, of course I'm going to be back for graduation.
00:22:55Yes, I know everyone is going to be there.
00:22:58Okay.
00:23:00I love you, too.
00:23:02You lied to Mom?
00:23:04It's the truth, dude. She made us turn around.
00:23:07And what happens when you come home and I'm not there?
00:23:11I'll think of something.
00:23:13Sure, you always do.
00:23:15Can I use the bathroom now or did you stink it all up?
00:23:18Go ahead.
00:23:20Oh, man. Borrow.
00:23:22It's ripe in here.
00:23:25Oh, cool. Sleep dinner.
00:23:27And sleep dessert.
00:23:29I'm getting some ice.
00:23:35No.
00:23:37Oh, man.
00:23:39Come on.
00:23:41Come on. Come on, stop.
00:23:52Now we're talking.
00:24:05What?
00:24:07What's that, vending machine?
00:24:10What's going on out there?
00:24:12Nothing. Just talking to the candy machine.
00:24:23Finally. Oh, man.
00:24:25I'm ready for my third sleep dinner already.
00:24:29No, no.
00:24:31The hard part was he didn't even know about the org discount.
00:24:34Can you believe that?
00:24:36Who doesn't know about the org discount?
00:24:40Well, I told Rolf right up to his eyeballs.
00:24:44Hey, watch where you're going.
00:24:46Sorry, ma'am.
00:24:47Ma'am? I'm not your grandma.
00:24:50What? No, of course not.
00:24:53Hey, Grandma.
00:24:55What can I get you, sweetheart?
00:24:57Come on, I don't have all night.
00:24:59Um, a chocolate milkshake, I guess?
00:25:01One choco-ice, turd.
00:25:06Here you go.
00:25:08Wow, thanks.
00:25:09Two bucks.
00:25:12Wait, where? My bag.
00:25:14Yeah, sure, you lost your wallet.
00:25:19Hey, that's mine.
00:25:21I don't see your name on it, kid.
00:25:24No name here.
00:25:25That's my bag.
00:25:27Sure, an org with an elf alchemy bag.
00:25:30Who'd you steal it from?
00:25:32Did you rough him up?
00:25:33Did you hurt him real bad?
00:25:35Step on him?
00:25:36Uh, no.
00:25:37Eat him?
00:25:38Why would I? No.
00:25:40Yeah, grab his wallet.
00:25:41Got it.
00:25:42Hey, hey, throw it here, scrap.
00:25:44That was a gift from my brother.
00:25:48Okay, kid, get your wallet back.
00:25:52What? How?
00:25:54Here's your magic elf bag that you didn't steal.
00:26:00Hey, the bag opened up.
00:26:02Whoa.
00:26:03Remember the spells.
00:26:05Remember the spells.
00:26:08Matilopalupus.
00:26:10Liquifyinigononlatus.
00:26:13Pentricular pulse.
00:26:16I think he's talking gibberish.
00:26:18Should I call a doctor?
00:26:20Whoa.
00:26:23He's going through metal.
00:26:27Whoa, I remember things.
00:26:30I'm impressed.
00:26:31Grab a seat.
00:26:32I gotta make a call.
00:26:34Hey, sit down.
00:26:36So what's an orc doing with a magic bag?
00:26:39Um, magic?
00:26:41You're funny.
00:26:43I don't get it.
00:26:45I've been studying for years.
00:26:48I'm like a big deal in my town.
00:26:50I'm basically going to Croon University.
00:26:52Croon University?
00:26:54Yeah, you heard of it?
00:26:56Nope.
00:26:58Well, it's the best school in the world, and I'm going there.
00:27:02Because I'm like a big deal.
00:27:05I'm all humble about it. You know.
00:27:07Blow something up.
00:27:09Really? No one has ever wanted me to blow something up.
00:27:12What are you talking about? You're an orc.
00:27:15I was raised in Elfdale.
00:27:17Elfdale? What'd you do that for?
00:27:20What is that?
00:27:21He thinks he's an elf.
00:27:24I do not. I'm an orc.
00:27:26Okay, orc. Get a soda.
00:27:31Yoo-hoo, ma'am.
00:27:33That's what an elf would do.
00:27:35And stop calling women ma'am.
00:27:38An orc would just take it.
00:27:41What? Why? That's...
00:27:48Okay, elf-orc. Do another trick and use your bag.
00:27:53I don't know. I really want to blow something up, but...
00:27:56You wouldn't want me to get all orc on you, would ya?
00:28:05What's he doing?
00:28:07Hand me your burger.
00:28:10Try it. Unless you're afraid.
00:28:12I'm afraid of nothing.
00:28:14That's right, heap.
00:28:18Ha!
00:28:20Being an orc is all about proving you're strong.
00:28:25I'm strong. Super strong.
00:28:27My friends think I'm the strongest.
00:28:30Ain't taking no heat from anyone.
00:28:33I'm the heatiest one ever. That's what everyone says.
00:28:38Hey, boss. I got what you're looking for.
00:28:42Orc's got an elf bag and knows how to use it.
00:28:45Put his hand right through a napkin holder.
00:28:49We'll get him to you. No worries.
00:29:06Marl, I wanted you gone, but...
00:29:09I wanted to know where you are.
00:29:12Huh?
00:29:32Marl...
00:29:33Shh, shh. Here she comes.
00:29:37Huh?
00:29:38Huh?
00:29:42Hey, get out of here!
00:29:46Too loud!
00:29:47Eddie, don't lie!
00:29:49Out!
00:29:51Let's go, let's go!
00:29:53Out!
00:29:54Come on, Marl. You're a big-toothed chomper now.
00:29:57We have another big-toothed chomper.
00:30:02Hey, there you are.
00:30:04Geez, you call this getting ice?
00:30:06Come on, let's go back in the motel so we can...
00:30:10Yeah, you know this little elf?
00:30:13Nope.
00:30:15He was just giving me a ride out of town.
00:30:18But I found a new ride.
00:30:21Marl!
00:30:37Hey, they have the same statue in Elfdale.
00:30:40This elf has the gem.
00:30:42Figures! Elves think they're better than everyone.
00:30:46They sure do. Especially brothers.
00:31:06New Pork City
00:31:07Switch it to another gig
00:31:09New Pork City
00:31:10On the highway in a mountain
00:31:12New Pork City
00:31:13You gon' see what I'm about
00:31:15New Pork City
00:31:16I think I could make a hit
00:31:18New Pork City
00:31:19Switch it to another gig
00:31:21New Pork City
00:31:22On the highway in a mountain
00:31:24New Pork City
00:31:25You gon' see what I'm about
00:31:26Where are we?
00:31:27This is Big Tooth Chomper Central.
00:31:31Hey, the new guy doesn't think much of our luxury.
00:31:35C-Comet Acroma?
00:31:38He thinks our place sucks.
00:31:40Well, I didn't say that.
00:31:43I mean, yeah, I did say that.
00:31:46You got a problem?
00:31:47And what if I did?
00:31:49Then, I'll do to you what I did to the napkin holder.
00:31:57Let's get moving!
00:31:58You see that?
00:32:00It ain't too tough to be tough.
00:32:02You'll be riding with us soon enough.
00:32:05Who said that runt can't ride with me?
00:32:10Rolf!
00:32:11I didn't mean anything, but I think you should meet the new guy.
00:32:15Who's this runt?
00:32:18Smells like an elf.
00:32:21Hey, this is the kid I told you about, Rolf.
00:32:23The orc with the elf bag.
00:32:25He knows how to use them spells, Rolf.
00:32:29I don't like his face.
00:32:31It's soft.
00:32:33Well, you're ugly, and your breath smells like feet.
00:32:41You've got guts, runt.
00:32:43Most for brains, but plenty of guts.
00:32:46Fine.
00:32:47You can run with the warchief until I get sick of looking at you.
00:32:51Oh, that's great, Rolf.
00:32:53I told you he was one of us.
00:32:55Let me see the bag.
00:32:58Hey! Give it back!
00:33:03Won't open.
00:33:05You lied to me.
00:33:07All of you!
00:33:09You know what I do to liars!
00:33:11Wait! Only Barl can open it.
00:33:14Open it!
00:33:17What?
00:33:25Now, do some elf magic.
00:33:28Technically, it's orc magic.
00:33:31Technically, I'm going to make you into a Christmas ornament if you don't shut up.
00:33:35Hey, Barl needs to concentrate.
00:33:38What's taking so long?
00:33:41It's empty.
00:33:43Empty?
00:33:45It's empty!
00:33:47Wait, we can refill it.
00:33:49Right?
00:33:50You said you just need the right ingredients.
00:33:53Yes, I mean, absolutely, I just need the right ingredients.
00:33:56We can take him out shopping.
00:33:58Fine.
00:33:59Take these three morons and go shopping.
00:34:03Orc style.
00:34:05Very wise, sir.
00:34:07Cool, orc style.
00:34:09Dumbo, walk with me.
00:34:11But...
00:34:13Don't worry, you'll catch up.
00:34:20So, what do you need to see me about, Roth?
00:34:24I mean, I...
00:34:25You sure that runt could grab stuff through metal?
00:34:28Oh, I'm sure.
00:34:29I've never seen an orc with a magic elf bag before.
00:34:32That's good news for you and the gang, Dumbo.
00:34:35This runt needs to get all that magic stuff by tonight.
00:34:39No problem, boss.
00:34:40What's going on tonight?
00:34:41You throwing a party?
00:34:42No.
00:34:43Revenge.
00:34:45Total and complete revenge.
00:34:47With who?
00:34:48The runt.
00:34:49Huh?
00:34:50What?
00:34:51The runt.
00:34:52Why?
00:34:53No, you fool.
00:34:54A thousand years ago, our ancestors lost what was rightfully ours.
00:34:59Complete orc domination.
00:35:02What?
00:35:03I thought we won peace with the elves.
00:35:05Peace?
00:35:06Look at us!
00:35:08Does this look like peace?
00:35:11No.
00:35:12How could we live in peace when the elves have all the magic?
00:35:16How could we live in peace when they live in happy, shiny Elfdale
00:35:22and we live in dirt and rocks?
00:35:25Yeah, but I love dirt and rocks.
00:35:27I mean, I hate dirt and rocks.
00:35:30They're horrible, they're dirty and rocky.
00:35:34Let's make the magic bag work double,
00:35:37and you and the gang will be in command of the new orc world.
00:35:41Together, me as your leader,
00:35:44we can steal the power that ended a war a thousand years ago.
00:35:50What power?
00:35:52How?
00:35:54Here, buried in this statue,
00:35:58the gemstone that ended the war was cast.
00:36:02Oh!
00:36:03So the orc with the magic elf bag can use his magic stuff
00:36:08and get through the metal,
00:36:10like pulling his wallet out of a napkin holder.
00:36:13Huh?
00:36:14Like what?
00:36:16Napkin holder?
00:36:17What are you...
00:36:18Oh, right!
00:36:19I see it now, boss.
00:36:21Burl can get into the statue with his magic and grab the gemstone,
00:36:26and then we'll all be kings!
00:36:28I'll be the king, you imbecile!
00:36:33But it's not so easy.
00:36:36We orcs have one half, and the other half is in Elfdale.
00:36:41Well, that blows.
00:36:43So much for winning the other half.
00:36:45But with both halves, together,
00:36:49we can start a new world,
00:36:52a world dominated by orcs!
00:36:56Orc, orc, orc, orc, orc, orc, orc, orc, orc, orc, orc, orc!
00:37:00Yeah!
00:37:04Go!
00:37:06Yeah! Right on, boss!
00:37:15Done looking out for you, Burl.
00:37:17You want to run away? Fine.
00:37:19Good riddance. Run away.
00:37:24I'm better off without you anyway.
00:37:26I'll go back to school,
00:37:28get an incredibly awesome speech graduation,
00:37:31go to Croon University,
00:37:33and never see you again.
00:37:35Never be your big brother again.
00:37:42Lone Biscuits.
00:37:52Hello, young man.
00:37:54Can I help you?
00:37:56I need to purchase some Moondew.
00:37:58How much do you need?
00:38:00Two jars.
00:38:02That's a lot of Moondew.
00:38:05It'll be pretty expensive.
00:38:08Oh, hold on. Scrap!
00:38:11You having trouble?
00:38:13What's the problem?
00:38:15No problem. Mr. Hodges...
00:38:17What? Me?
00:38:19...was saying the Moondew we need is expensive.
00:38:22Do you have any money? I only have a few dollars.
00:38:24I thought we had a discount here.
00:38:27Of course, Mr. Thumble.
00:38:30Your discount.
00:38:34How much is it with the discount?
00:38:36It's on the house.
00:38:38Burl, just accept the man's gift.
00:38:40Thank you, Mr. Hodges.
00:38:42I don't want any trouble now.
00:38:44I run a respectable business here.
00:38:46Youse have a good day.
00:38:48Thanks.
00:38:50Wow. Orcs are really nice.
00:38:53Yeah, sure, kid. Sweet as daisies.
00:38:56Hop on, Burl.
00:38:58Let's get this next ingredient.
00:39:00I was saying we're having a...
00:39:03sale on Goblin Vine today.
00:39:07You can just have it.
00:39:10We have too much of it anyway.
00:39:12But it's such a good ingredient.
00:39:14Yep, sure is.
00:39:16Well, enjoy. We're closing early today.
00:39:19No! Stop!
00:39:22That's the second store that's given us a deal today.
00:39:25Is that right? Feels weird.
00:39:27Don't worry about it, Burl.
00:39:29Just... are you getting what you need?
00:39:31Oh, yeah. Just one more and it should be great.
00:39:33And what's that?
00:39:35Air crystals.
00:39:41Hey, what are you doing?
00:39:50Excuse me.
00:39:52Have you seen this orc?
00:39:58Sorry. I didn't have a photo, so I just drew this.
00:40:01But he looks like an orc.
00:40:03He's big. Like you.
00:40:06With big hands.
00:40:08Like you.
00:40:10But you seem angrier.
00:40:13Well, hey there. You look familiar.
00:40:16You ever see anything like that before?
00:40:18We have the same statue in Elfdale.
00:40:20Statue?
00:40:22No, you silly elf.
00:40:24This hot dog relishes beauty.
00:40:27Be a wiener and enjoy the taste of this delectable treat.
00:40:31I'm not a wiener.
00:40:33I'm a hot dog lover.
00:40:35I'm not a wiener.
00:40:37I'm a hot dog lover.
00:40:39Enjoy the taste of this delectable treat.
00:40:43Hot buns?
00:40:45You can't... Look, I'm trying to find my brother.
00:40:52I see things around here.
00:40:55Have you seen my brother?
00:41:00Oh.
00:41:02Two dollars and I'll tell you everything.
00:41:04And if you make it a dollar more, I'll throw in a hot dog.
00:41:10Nope, haven't seen him.
00:41:13Wait, look again.
00:41:15Please.
00:41:17Um...
00:41:21Twins?
00:41:23What? No, I'm an elf. He's an orc.
00:41:27Fraternity brothers?
00:41:29We're in high school.
00:41:31You're not really brothers, are you?
00:41:33This is the set-up? I'm being punked?
00:41:35Where are the cameras?
00:41:37He was destined to be a movie star.
00:41:39No, he was adopted.
00:41:41He's my brother, but adopted.
00:41:44Oh. Why didn't you say so?
00:41:47Oh, yeah. I see the resemblance now.
00:41:50Never mind.
00:41:52You obviously have not seen it.
00:41:56Do you want another hot dog?
00:41:58Wait!
00:42:01You want any napkins?
00:42:03Is this a joke to you?
00:42:05Is this what being an orc is?
00:42:07Laughing at others, being mean, doing pranks?
00:42:10I need to find my brother.
00:42:12He ran away.
00:42:14Look, kid, I don't know where he's at,
00:42:16but he's lucky he has a brother like you looking out for him.
00:42:22Ooh, I hit a nerve.
00:42:24Were you responsible for him?
00:42:26Are you feeling guilty now?
00:42:28Is that it?
00:42:30What? No. Why would you...
00:42:32You're sweating.
00:42:34Here's a drink with that hot dog.
00:42:36On the house.
00:42:44Look, Alf.
00:42:46Orcs grow fast and we're strong, even as kids.
00:42:50It's hard for other people to understand that.
00:42:53I made a mistake.
00:42:55And now he ran away.
00:42:57You're brothers, and brothers fight.
00:42:59They make up, they fight again.
00:43:02You'll find him.
00:43:04When you do, you'll have a nice moment.
00:43:06Maybe even hug it out. Until the next time.
00:43:09You know what? This is a very good hot dog.
00:43:12I know.
00:43:14Welcome to Vraxxus.
00:43:16Can I help you?
00:43:18Hello. I need a dozen of your finest air crystals.
00:43:21Oh, that's a tall order.
00:43:23How are you going to be paying?
00:43:25Um, a discount?
00:43:28Sorry, little dude.
00:43:30We don't sell them for air crystals.
00:43:32We import them from Goblin Town.
00:43:34Very expensive.
00:43:36I said discount.
00:43:38And I said no.
00:43:40Besides, shouldn't you be in school or something?
00:43:43There you are.
00:43:45Did you get the crystals?
00:43:47Well, I said discount, wink.
00:43:50And he said no, wink.
00:43:53Oh, did he now?
00:43:57Wait outside.
00:44:00Um, you can't just come into my store and demand with a wink.
00:44:04Look, I can replace air crystals with water bugs.
00:44:06Easy. Don't...
00:44:08Wait outside.
00:44:11Sorry?
00:44:21Barl!
00:44:23Where are you going?
00:44:25Hey, I got your crystals.
00:44:28Barl just ran off.
00:44:30What did you do in there?
00:44:32I got the discount.
00:44:34Oh, you don't have to be such an orc.
00:44:39What are you doing getting into trouble like this?
00:44:42What were you thinking?
00:44:44Mom's going to kill me. Dad's going to kill me.
00:44:47Everyone's going to...
00:44:48Barl? Barl!
00:44:50Lloyd? Lloyd!
00:44:52Get in the car. Now!
00:44:54Hey. Hey, I thought we were going to hug.
00:44:56You know, like a big moment.
00:44:58What?
00:44:59Because you miss me and you figured out you were wrong.
00:45:02Wrong? I wasn't wrong.
00:45:04Is that why you came back? To tell me that?
00:45:07I came back because you ran off with strangers.
00:45:10So you're kidnapping me again?
00:45:12I set up a hotel for you to be in.
00:45:14You'll stay there until after I graduate.
00:45:17This elf again?
00:45:19I'm his brother. We're brothers.
00:45:21Is that true?
00:45:23He's your family?
00:45:25Mm-hmm.
00:45:27You said you didn't have a home.
00:45:31He does.
00:45:33It's in Elfdale.
00:45:36Sorry, Scrap. I should go back with Lloyd now.
00:45:39Rolf isn't going to just let you go.
00:45:41You know that, right?
00:45:43Well, maybe if you tell him nicely?
00:45:45It doesn't work that way.
00:45:48Look, Scrap, I think you're one of the coolest people ever.
00:45:52You're funny, you're smart, and...
00:45:55but those other guys...
00:45:57Careful, Barl. That's my family.
00:46:01They're kind of mean.
00:46:03Barl, it's time to go.
00:46:05Well, well. Look who I found on the wrong side of the tracks.
00:46:10You're not taking Barl anywhere.
00:46:13That's not your business.
00:46:15Everything is my business, elf.
00:46:20Lloyd, meet Thomble and Heap.
00:46:22Oh, and that's Scrap.
00:46:25Gang, this is my brother Lloyd.
00:46:27Brother, huh?
00:46:29Oh, yeah. The magic elf.
00:46:33I say we're losing Arcanus.
00:46:35Sharir, the Rastrix.
00:46:38Wait.
00:46:40Where's my bag?
00:46:42Missing something?
00:46:43Your brother took it first.
00:46:45Why?
00:46:46I was going to return it.
00:46:48Really? You stole my bag?
00:46:51Okay, touching moment.
00:46:53He betrays you, you betray him.
00:46:56Grab them both, bring them to Rolf.
00:46:58Barl, what are you doing?
00:47:01Thomble, stop it!
00:47:03He's down. You got him.
00:47:05Was that necessary?
00:47:07Absolutely.
00:47:08Look, as long as we have the elf, he'll do what we tell him.
00:47:12Now grab him, and I'll go get Mr. Wizard.
00:47:19I didn't order any kidnappings today, did I?
00:47:23The kid tried to run without doing his part.
00:47:26The elf is his brother.
00:47:28His brother? You're kidding.
00:47:30They don't look anything alike.
00:47:32That's because I'm an orc and he's an elf.
00:47:34Barl was adopted. He had a family all along.
00:47:38What should we do with him?
00:47:49Let my brother go!
00:47:51Hey, shut that elf up.
00:47:55Lloyd!
00:47:56Listen, Ron. I'll let your brother go.
00:47:59Really? That's a relief.
00:48:01But only after you take your stupid elf bag of treks
00:48:05and give me the power to go through metal.
00:48:10Really? That's it?
00:48:12Yep. Then free to go.
00:48:15And if I say no?
00:48:18Your parents will have to adopt two new kids.
00:48:21He gets a new brother? And sister?
00:48:24Wow, you are set!
00:48:28Shh! Our boss is really nice.
00:48:31Listen up! Tonight's the big night!
00:48:35Get that magic spell to work,
00:48:37and we can finally take back our orc domination!
00:48:42Now get them out of my sight.
00:48:45Yeah, what should we do with the elf?
00:48:47Throw the elf in an empty storeroom.
00:48:50Huh?
00:48:51With him to work, you watch him.
00:48:57You're supposed to be my toughest orc!
00:48:59Boss, I, uh...
00:49:00My whole plan could have fallen apart!
00:49:03All you had to do was watch the runt!
00:49:06I... fixed it.
00:49:08Fixed it?
00:49:10Now we have a hostage!
00:49:13Oh, you're lucky I'm in a good mood.
00:49:16Trying not to fix anything else.
00:49:21Stop staring. You're making me nervous.
00:49:26What? Do I have a booger on me?
00:49:29I don't get it, Barl.
00:49:32If you had a family, why'd you leave a family?
00:49:35If I had a real family...
00:49:39I don't know.
00:49:41Things would have been different.
00:49:43I didn't leave.
00:49:45At least not by choice.
00:49:47Lloyd and I...
00:49:49We're just different.
00:49:51Why?
00:49:53Because he's an elf, and you're an orc?
00:49:56Yeah, something like that.
00:49:58But you're not.
00:50:00What? An orc?
00:50:02Not really.
00:50:04Look at me. I'm big, I'm clumsy, I'm loud.
00:50:08I'm an orc.
00:50:09But you know magic, like the elves.
00:50:12I know a few things, I guess.
00:50:15But only because Lloyd has been saying those stupid spells his whole life.
00:50:20So I kind of know them, too.
00:50:22You're kind of like an elf and an orc.
00:50:27I'm an e-orc?
00:50:29We'll work on it.
00:50:31Scrap. What did Rolf mean by...
00:50:34Orc domination?
00:50:39Oh, it's done!
00:50:41And look, I made it into a goo.
00:50:43Anyone can use it.
00:50:45Already? Is it done?
00:50:48All done.
00:50:54Oh, here. I wrote down the spell incantation.
00:50:56It's pretty simple.
00:50:58Can I leave with my brother now?
00:51:00We need to get home.
00:51:03This is your home now.
00:51:06Rolf, no!
00:51:08I didn't give you the spell!
00:51:10Rolf, please don't do this!
00:51:20The gem is in there. Of course it is.
00:51:27Well, what are you waiting for?
00:51:39Oh, that's cold!
00:51:42Hurry, you dweeb!
00:51:48Metalopolis...
00:51:50Liquid fornicationis...
00:51:53Bendatriopolis plastica...
00:51:57Cold...
00:52:04I'm in!
00:52:05I'm in!
00:52:06Good! Find the stone! Find it!
00:52:10I'm touching it.
00:52:16Well?
00:52:20It's just a rock.
00:52:22You sure this is it?
00:52:24Bring it to me!
00:52:26Okay, but fine.
00:52:28It looks like a rock.
00:52:30Here.
00:52:35Totalus...
00:52:37Controla!
00:52:48Totalus...
00:52:50Controla!
00:52:53Totalus...
00:52:55Controla!
00:53:00Are you okay, Moss?
00:53:02You seem...
00:53:06So big...
00:53:08Powerful...
00:53:10I feel incredible!
00:53:13So, boss, can I feel incredible too? I'd really like to be big...
00:53:20Hey, Thumbel, you okay?
00:53:23Oh!
00:53:31Go! Bring others here!
00:53:34We need to build an orc army!
00:53:37We need to build my army!
00:53:43And then...
00:53:45We take the other stone from Elfdale!
00:53:50This is the best night of my life!
00:54:01Hey!
00:54:03Hello?
00:54:05Hi. I gotta go. I'm gonna pee my pants.
00:54:10I'm serious, man. Please?
00:54:12I really gotta go.
00:54:14Kids...
00:54:16How did you get your gag out?
00:54:19I'm serious. Please?
00:54:21I really gotta go.
00:54:24Huh?
00:54:28Hey!
00:54:44You!
00:54:45How did you escape?
00:54:47What'd you do that for?
00:54:50I thought you were gonna turn me into a squirrel or something!
00:54:54I was gonna put you to sleep. That hurt, you know.
00:54:57Well, don't use magic on me!
00:54:59Fine. Then don't headbutt me. Now, where's Baro?
00:55:03I told him what orc domination meant.
00:55:06What do you mean, orc domination?
00:55:09Look, I know this seems really bad, but I didn't think we were really bad.
00:55:16Okay. You know how orcs and elves lived in peace for a thousand years?
00:55:22And?
00:55:24I just wanted a family. I just wanted to belong. I didn't know that Rolf wanted...
00:55:29Scrap. What did you do?
00:55:32Rolf used me. He used your brother.
00:55:35Baro created a spell to get a gemstone that would create an army.
00:55:39Wait. What gemstone?
00:55:42From the stories. From our history.
00:55:46The battle between orcs and elves a thousand years ago.
00:55:51Rolf knows where it is? Impossible.
00:55:54He said he was the descendant of the general orc that fought in the final battle.
00:56:00Secrets were passed to him from generation to generation.
00:56:05Wait a minute. Rolf is related to Sharptooth?
00:56:09Mm-hmm.
00:56:10So if he has the stone, then no one is safe.
00:56:13Legend has it that orcs became ten times their normal size, and all of them were...
00:56:17Controlled by General Sharptooth?
00:56:20You know your history.
00:56:22Your brother is this way. Come on!
00:56:31See? He's in a funk.
00:56:34Hey, buddy. You want to go home?
00:56:39Is it time for graduation?
00:56:42Oh, sorry about the whole orc domination thing.
00:56:46My bad.
00:56:48Baro, I know you didn't mean for this to happen. Okay?
00:56:53Mom and Dad are gonna kill me.
00:56:57I know you messed up. But I messed up, too.
00:57:01We all messed up.
00:57:03But, Baro, we are family.
00:57:07We're all gonna fix this. Okay?
00:57:10How?
00:57:11Rolf needs the second half of the gemstone to take full control.
00:57:16We need to stop him before that happens.
00:57:18That's right.
00:57:19It's in the other statue.
00:57:21Yes. In Elfdale.
00:57:23We need to get to Elfdale before Rolf does.
00:57:26They're in here. I can hear them.
00:57:29Scrap, can you get us out of here?
00:57:31There's a window on the bottom floor that doesn't latch properly.
00:57:35Perfect.
00:57:36You're not gonna hurt them, are you?
00:57:39Who?
00:57:40The chompers.
00:57:42Bad guys are not. They're my family.
00:57:45I mean, you are part orc.
00:57:47Part york? I'll make sure we don't hurt them. Promise.
00:57:53They're over here. I can hear them.
00:57:55Oh, here's your bag.
00:57:57There's goo inside.
00:57:59Guys, the door.
00:58:01Scrap, open the door.
00:58:02Wait.
00:58:03I can hear you.
00:58:04I know a spell.
00:58:05Freezy peazy, lemon squeezy.
00:58:13I'm confused.
00:58:14Follow me.
00:58:15Here, take your bag.
00:58:17What was that?
00:58:18I was trying out a spell to freeze the door shut.
00:58:21Leave the spells to me.
00:58:23Okay.
00:58:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:58:28There they are.
00:58:30The floor is melting.
00:58:32What did you do?
00:58:34I should have emptied the bag.
00:58:36You need to stay out of my bag.
00:58:38That works, too.
00:58:39I think the building is shrinking.
00:58:43What kind of spell was that, Burl?
00:58:45In my defense, that was supposed to freeze the door shut, not melt the building.
00:58:51What's that?
00:58:52I got one spell wrong. What else is melting?
00:58:55That's not anything melting.
00:58:57Those are foot stumps.
00:59:03That's not good.
00:59:05We gotta get to Elfdale, right now.
00:59:07We can take the motor...
00:59:09Never mind.
00:59:11Lloyd, get your bag.
00:59:12Look out!
00:59:14Heep, you're okay.
00:59:16Heep, Heep, put it down.
00:59:19Heep, what are you doing?
00:59:21That's not Heep anymore.
00:59:23Help me!
00:59:24Hang on, Lloyd.
00:59:29I'm sorry.
00:59:31I'm sorry, Heep.
00:59:33Better than mind control.
00:59:35Thanks.
00:59:39Look!
00:59:40I hoped that would hold him longer.
00:59:42Hey!
00:59:44Let me go!
00:59:46Me down!
00:59:47Burl, I don't want to be mind controlled.
00:59:50Scrap!
00:59:52Hey, Burl!
01:00:00Lloyd, help!
01:00:01That's Rolf.
01:00:04What happened to Rolf?
01:00:06Rolf!
01:00:07Don't you mind control her.
01:00:09Don't you do it.
01:00:18You both belong to me.
01:00:21No!
01:00:25Stop him!
01:00:26Before he warns Elfdale!
01:00:31Maximus Coppius!
01:00:39This is bad.
01:00:40This is really, really, really bad.
01:00:44Burl!
01:00:45Scrap!
01:00:46Wait!
01:00:48This isn't you!
01:00:50Fight it!
01:00:52You need to break free!
01:00:54Wait!
01:00:55Break!
01:01:01Can't you break it?
01:01:12You're crushing me.
01:01:15Burl!
01:01:17Lloyd!
01:01:18Oh, my head.
01:01:20What did you do?
01:01:22I broke the enchantment.
01:01:24I cannot believe that just worked.
01:01:26Was I hugging you?
01:01:29Because that would be so weird.
01:01:31You were actually trying to kill me.
01:01:33Oh, that makes way more sense.
01:01:35Look, we need to hurry.
01:01:37Rolf's going to have all those zombie orcs attack Elfdale.
01:01:40Can't you do that break enchantment thing on the rest of them?
01:01:44I used the last of my magic on you two.
01:01:46I need to rest.
01:01:47And Rolf could just mind control us again.
01:01:51Whoa, you never let me drive.
01:01:53Like I said, I need to rest.
01:01:56No, don't scratch it.
01:01:59Drive the speed limit.
01:02:01Be careful.
01:02:03Burl, I trust you.
01:02:05Now get us to Elfdale.
01:02:06I call backseat shotgun.
01:02:26I... I don't...
01:02:38I... I don't get it.
01:02:42I wasn't going to hit that little bunny.
01:02:44It was a cute bunny.
01:02:46A little cute bunny?
01:02:47My car is upside down on top of a tree.
01:02:50Yes, and a cute little fluffy bunny is alive thanks to my very good driving.
01:02:56Can't you whip up a spell or something?
01:02:59Tree! Car!
01:03:01You're not being very helpful.
01:03:04Wait, shh.
01:03:06Do you two hear that?
01:03:08Oh, no.
01:03:12Is that Rolf?
01:03:14We have to get out of here.
01:03:19No, we don't.
01:03:27Lloyd? Burl? Is that you?
01:03:30Sophie.
01:03:31My friends, we have to stop meeting like this.
01:03:33You know this frog?
01:03:35Mr. Monster!
01:03:37All these orcs begin to act strangely, so like I say, when trouble is afoot, it is good to have long legs.
01:03:44We need to get to Elfdale right away, but we're out of gas. Can you help us?
01:03:49But of course. Up in.
01:03:53Why is your car on top of a tree?
01:04:05Thanks.
01:04:07Sophie, we can never repay you.
01:04:11If what you say is true, it is us who will be in your debt.
01:04:15Don't stop in Elfdale. Keep going.
01:04:17Of course.
01:04:18You're my new best friend.
01:04:20You're my new best friend, too.
01:04:31Looks like you made a new friend there.
01:04:34A new bestie, I think.
01:04:35Careful, Burl. People might think you're an e-orc with a heart of gold.
01:04:40I'm totally that. That's my thing.
01:04:44Oh, really?
01:04:45Could be.
01:04:47Anything?
01:04:49Almost. Any sign on Zombie Rolf?
01:04:52Um, nope. Not yet.
01:04:55Got it.
01:04:57Whoa, it's so shiny.
01:04:59Okay, now what?
01:05:01Keep it away from Rolf.
01:05:04Scrap!
01:05:06I am your master. Do my bidding.
01:05:12I hope your first order is for me to feed you this rock.
01:05:16That's not funny, Burl.
01:05:18It wasn't supposed to be, but I can see how my accent was a bit funny.
01:05:23I just wanted to see if you felt anything.
01:05:25You didn't, right?
01:05:27It's nothing without the other half.
01:05:29Lloyd! Fantastic that I ran into you.
01:05:32I just had a meeting with the rep from Croon University.
01:05:36Hi, Principal Ashford.
01:05:38Oh. Oh, hey.
01:05:41Hey, I didn't think I'd see you, Burl.
01:05:43But here you are.
01:05:45Um, yeah.
01:05:46I'm Scrap. I'm from New Ork City.
01:05:49Let's walk away from the statue, shall we?
01:05:51Yeah, we should walk over there, that way. Because, uh...
01:05:54Uh, she's a representative from New Ork University?
01:05:59N.O.U. is a very good school, but...
01:06:02Great school!
01:06:05Options are always good, but this elf is going to my alma mater, Croon University.
01:06:12We'll see about that.
01:06:15Eh, heh, heh. Eh.
01:06:17Well, I can't wait to hear your speech, Lloyd.
01:06:20I'm sure it's going to be very impressive.
01:06:22Yes, sir. Can't wait to hear it myself.
01:06:25Graduation?
01:06:26Oh, no, Biscuits.
01:06:28Graduation is today. I completely forgot.
01:06:30How much time do we have?
01:06:36Um, now.
01:06:41Where are we going?
01:06:42Mr. Pickett's classroom.
01:06:43Who's that?
01:06:44Everyone knows Mr. Pickett's. He's our rock teacher.
01:06:46You mean mineralogist.
01:06:48We're going to throw rocks at Rolf and his zombie orcs?
01:06:51No!
01:06:52We're going to create a spell so that the two halves can't stick together.
01:06:55And if they don't stick...
01:06:56We don't graduate.
01:06:58No!
01:06:59Then he can't mind control us elves.
01:07:01Okay, but I still think we could throw rocks at him.
01:07:05Next rock.
01:07:06Agate.
01:07:07Agate up. Coming at you.
01:07:11Whoa, good crushing, Marl.
01:07:14Calcite.
01:07:15Calcite?
01:07:16Um, over there.
01:07:18Ladies and gentlemen,
01:07:20please take your seats in our beautiful gymnasium
01:07:24to begin Elfdale High's graduation ceremony.
01:07:29We have to hurry before the graduation starts.
01:07:31Rolf is going to be here any second.
01:07:33Too late. He's here.
01:07:35Lloyd, you need to tell Principal Ashford to stop the graduation.
01:07:39What? No. Why?
01:07:41People are going to get hurt.
01:07:43Mom and Dad are out there.
01:07:45Friends.
01:07:47Orcs, elves, gnomes, goblins?
01:07:50He'll listen to you.
01:07:52From me, he'll just think it's another prank.
01:07:58You go. I got this.
01:08:02What about us?
01:08:03Easy. We grab the other stone from Rolf.
01:08:06Sure. Easy.
01:08:40Grrr.
01:08:45Excuse me, young man, but do you know where the gymnasium is?
01:08:51I said, where the gymnasium is?
01:08:55I think I got turned around.
01:08:58Over there. Around the corner.
01:09:00What? You ate a quarter?
01:09:03What?
01:09:04It's over there.
01:09:06Thank you, young lady.
01:09:12No biscuits.
01:09:15I hear them.
01:09:19Hello, kids. Miss me?
01:09:22My, what big feet you have.
01:09:25The better to stomp you with.
01:09:28My, what big fists you have.
01:09:31The better to pound you with.
01:09:34What big eyes you have.
01:09:36The better to...
01:09:40Stop it. Stop it right now.
01:09:42Elves and orcs live together in peace. You hear me?
01:09:45Let go of her. She's my friend.
01:09:48Rolf, run. I got this.
01:09:55Rolf, are you all right?
01:09:57Scrap. She, she, and then Rolf went...
01:10:00And then she said, I got this. And then I...
01:10:02She didn't.
01:10:03Okay, okay. We'll save her. I have an idea.
01:10:06What is it?
01:10:07I am going to graduate.
01:10:12Cool.
01:10:21Oh, hi, sweetheart. I'm still lost.
01:10:26Can you point me to the gymnasium?
01:10:29No!
01:10:32What?
01:10:34There's the gym.
01:10:39Continue with your head.
01:10:41The ceremonies that celebrated academic excellence
01:10:44date back as far as the 12th century.
01:10:48Known to us in the academic world as the Proto-Germanic Period,
01:10:52where clerics developed...
01:10:53There you are. We've been waiting for you.
01:10:55Your speech.
01:10:57Awesome. I'm totally ready.
01:11:00I'm not going to improvise, though, if that's what you're thinking.
01:11:02Didn't think it for even a moment.
01:11:05Cap. Gown.
01:11:08Part of my speech.
01:11:11Of course.
01:11:12And that is how an elephant got its spots.
01:11:15Now...
01:11:16Thank you, Miss Tenderfoot.
01:11:18Everyone, Miss Tenderfoot.
01:11:22But I'm not...
01:11:24Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor...
01:11:30Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor...
01:11:34It is...
01:11:44It is my honor to present to you
01:11:46this year's valedictorian,
01:11:48Lloyd Lightspinner!
01:11:57Thank you, Principal Ashford,
01:11:59student body,
01:12:01special members of the audience.
01:12:04I cannot thank you enough for your warm reception.
01:12:07You would not believe the journey it has been to get here today.
01:12:15No, seriously.
01:12:16The past few days have given me a lot to think about.
01:12:22About what all of this means to me.
01:12:26High school.
01:12:27Graduation.
01:12:29College.
01:12:31And I realized...
01:12:38I realized that...
01:12:41Graduation is a time that...
01:12:44brings people together.
01:12:47We are honored today to have
01:12:49members of the Orc community here.
01:12:52Let's give them a hand, folks.
01:13:01They brought with them a gift to share as well.
01:13:04A sign of togetherness.
01:13:09Behold!
01:13:14That's...
01:13:19More!
01:13:27You want this, Rolf?
01:13:29Do you?
01:13:31Well, you can't have this.
01:13:33Because Orcs and Elves have been living in peace for a thousand years.
01:13:38And when I break this,
01:13:40they will live in peace forever!
01:13:47No!
01:13:51No biscuits.
01:14:01Enjoy your party, Elves!
01:14:04From now until eternity,
01:14:06Orcs will rule the world!
01:14:13Humanus Controla!
01:14:28Oh, hey, Pharrell.
01:14:30What's happening?
01:14:32Um...
01:14:33That big, smelly Orc just got...
01:14:36bigger...
01:14:37and...
01:14:38smellier.
01:14:39Pretty scary, actually.
01:14:41Your milk!
01:14:42Wait.
01:14:43Stop.
01:14:44Sorry!
01:15:02No!
01:15:18You think petty pranks will stop me?
01:15:21No.
01:15:22But this should.
01:15:25Freezy-peasy, lemon-squeezy!
01:15:33No!
01:15:57I'm me.
01:15:59I'm me!
01:16:03Headache.
01:16:08Help!
01:16:09Somebody help!
01:16:17Pharrell!
01:16:18Lloyd!
01:16:22Pharrell.
01:16:23We did it!
01:16:25You did it!
01:16:26This was your plan, brother!
01:16:27Well, it was your magic!
01:16:30Lightspinner!
01:16:32That...
01:16:33was the greatest speech in Elfdale history!
01:16:37Congratulations, Lloyd!
01:16:39No doubt your croon university material.
01:16:42Your heroics will be talked about...
01:16:44You're gonna take that?
01:16:46Yeah, you know, Lloyd's right.
01:16:49Maybe I'm not cut out to be the hero.
01:16:52I kinda like fart jokes and snot bombs.
01:16:55Me too.
01:16:57Huh?
01:17:00Folks!
01:17:01I'd like to finish my speech if it's okay.
01:17:07I know it's easy to get lost in this moment.
01:17:10Our freedom was almost taken from us today.
01:17:13So when the history books write about this day,
01:17:16they just need to remember one person.
01:17:21Pharrell Lightspinner.
01:17:24Pharrell Lightspinner.
01:17:27My brother.
01:17:29He is the real deal, folks.
01:17:31These last few days,
01:17:33he taught me what it's like
01:17:36to be a real hero.
01:17:38He showed me strength, trust,
01:17:41brains, friendship,
01:17:44and even a little bit of magic.
01:17:46Pharrell?
01:17:48Pharrell! Pharrell! Pharrell! Pharrell! Pharrell!
01:18:02Hey! I know that guy!
01:18:20Huh? You want salami on rice?
01:18:32Huh?
01:18:47Huh?
01:18:51WON-DER-BLE!
01:18:53Woo!
01:18:59Lost in all the madness
01:19:01Never standing still
01:19:04Always busy building
01:19:06Castles on the hill
01:19:09Till you came along
01:19:11With magic in your heart
01:19:14Brought a guiding light
01:19:16To lead me through the dark
01:19:19And it's WON-DER-BLE!
01:19:22WON-DER-BLE!
01:19:24We're counting every star
01:19:26Up in the sky
01:19:29And it's WON-DER-BLE!
01:19:32WON-DER-BLE!
01:19:34Just sitting here
01:19:36Watching the world go by
01:19:41Life is just too short
01:19:43To let it pass you by
01:19:51Now I see the world
01:19:53I see it through your eyes
01:19:56The pieces finally fit
01:19:58Thank you for the gift
01:20:00Cause it's WON-DER-BLE!
01:20:03WON-DER-BLE!
01:20:05We're counting every star
01:20:07Up in the sky
01:20:10And it's WON-DER-BLE!
01:20:13WON-DER-BLE!
01:20:15Just sitting here
01:20:17Watching the world go by
01:20:21And it's WON-DER-BLE!
01:20:23WON-DER-BLE!
01:20:26We're counting every star
01:20:28Up in the sky
01:20:31And it's WON-DER-BLE!