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00:00I was like, why am I here?
00:06I should be there.
00:09But I can't remember where I was.
00:13I'm sorry.
00:14But the place is so beautiful.
00:16I have to go.
00:18I'm sorry.
00:19Can you stay a bit longer?
00:21I don't want to leave.
00:22I don't want to leave.
00:23I'm sorry.
00:24I can't stay a bit longer.
00:25I have to go.
00:26I'm sorry.
00:27I'm sorry.
00:28I can't say it, you're stupid.
00:32What are you looking at?
00:33I'm telling you, you'll see in seven days.
00:35Maybe it's not in our house, I'm telling you.
00:37It's white and fat.
00:38I'm talking about Ji Hong, Tang Zhihui.
00:41Look at Sun Ming, I'm telling you.
00:44Look at the devil's eyes, I'm telling you.
00:47He's got a bad hand.
00:49I think Xiaoling's got a bad hand this time.
00:53I've got to ignore Sun Ming.
00:57But according to Ji Hong,
00:59Sun Ming's got a bad hand.
01:03He's got a bad hand.
01:06All right, Monkey.
01:08I think we should go see Xiaoling.
01:12What are you looking at?
01:13What?
01:14Did you forget that we signed an agreement?
01:17What agreement?
01:19Come here.
01:23Sit down.
01:24Say it yourself.
01:27Look at it.
01:29Article 8, Section 2.
01:32The law stipulates that
01:33The parties are not allowed to visit
01:35The parties are not allowed to interfere with the fake party
01:37The parties are not allowed to break the agreement with any excuse
01:39If there is a violation, the extension of the use of Niu Xiaoling
01:43And, you see, there's another disease.
01:45And the party pays the fake party a penalty of five.
01:50Calculate by the hour.
01:52Calculate by the hour.
01:54Twenty yuan.
01:55What's the matter?
01:57What's the matter?
01:58When do you have to fake it?
02:00The party has no right.
02:03I see.
02:04What's the matter?
02:05It's not equal at all.
02:07So I'm still embarrassed.
02:11I was confused for a moment.
02:12Why did you sign this agreement with Sun Ming?
02:15This is called a loss of power.
02:17A loss of power.
02:18That's right.
02:19The more I thought about it, the more I felt
02:22It seems to be more than 100 years ago.
02:24The Qing Dynasty signed the agreement with the Eight-Nation Alliance.
02:28But more than 100 years ago, the Qing Dynasty gave up Hong Kong.
02:32We're giving up Niu Xiaoling now.
02:36I have to get Xiaoling back.
02:37Really.
02:38Even Hong Kong has returned.
02:40I have to get Xiaoling back.
02:42I totally agree.
02:43Let me tell you.
02:46We can't let Niu Xiaoling, the glorious Oriental Pearl,
02:51fall into Sun Ming's hands.
03:13Wait a minute.
03:16Please come in.
03:17Is there a guest?
03:19Yeah.
03:20The master is not here now.
03:22Xiaoling.
03:23What's wrong with you?
03:28Oh, my God.
03:29Lian'er.
03:32I thought it was Sun Ming's nanny.
03:35My current wife is a nanny.
03:37Please sit down.
03:38The master is not here now.
03:39What can I do for you?
03:42Lian'er.
03:44I'm your father.
03:45She's your mother.
03:46You're my daughter.
03:48Of course I know.
03:49But according to the agreement of the family,
03:52I can only be a nanny at the designated time and place.
03:56Please sit down.
03:57I'll get you some water.
03:58Xiaoyang.
04:02What's wrong with you?
04:04What's wrong with Sun Ming?
04:06He looks like a robot.
04:10Sun Ming is not that capable.
04:12The key is to change the environment.
04:17Don't say that.
04:19Let me tell you.
04:21Once upon a time,
04:22there was a man who didn't have a mental illness at all.
04:26As a result, he was locked up in a mental hospital
04:28and hanged out with those mental patients all day long.
04:30When he went to the backyard,
04:32he became insane.
04:33Don't scare me.
04:35I'm not scaring you.
04:36I'm serious.
04:37Xiaoling.
04:39You don't know.
04:40I've been stubborn since I was a kid.
04:41I've been stubborn since I was a kid.
04:43I've been stubborn since I was a kid.
04:45I'll give you a chance.
04:46I won't change the environment.
04:48Look at him.
04:49He's more stubborn than a nanny.
04:51Look.
04:52He's so stubborn.
04:53He looks like a nanny.
04:55My child.
04:58My child.
04:59You're so heavy.
05:00Here's hot water, ice water, mineral water,
05:02red tea, green tea, flower tea, cola, Sprite and orange juice.
05:05Enjoy yourself.
05:06Xiaoling.
05:07You're so considerate.
05:09Take a break.
05:10I can't.
05:11What are you doing?
05:12I'm on duty now.
05:13Don't call me by my name.
05:15Call me auntie.
05:18What?
05:20Auntie Xiaoling.
05:24I don't know how to call people.
05:26Call me auntie.
05:29Auntie Xiaoling.
05:30Auntie Xiaoling.
05:33You...
05:35Oh my god.
05:36Do you have to do this every day?
05:38No.
05:39This is only one tenth of the work in the day.
05:43You do so much work.
05:45Can you do it?
05:47I've done all the work for nine tenths of the day.
05:49There's only one tenth left.
05:50You've improved.
05:51You've improved so much.
05:52You're good at it.
05:54I just got up early.
05:55What time did you get up?
05:56When the rooster crowed in the middle of the night.
05:57That's when the rooster crowed.
05:59I learned it from my brother-in-law.
06:01Sun Ming is so stupid.
06:03What are you talking about?
06:04When he comes back,
06:05I'll take a picture of his plastic body.
06:07It's weird.
06:09Xiaoling.
06:10Come here.
06:11Your parents are worried about you.
06:14Come here and have a look.
06:15Just have a look.
06:16I'd rather not look.
06:17You're a girl with a beautiful face.
06:19What are you doing?
06:21You look like a kid.
06:22I'm not a kid.
06:24I'm having fun now.
06:26I'm having fun.
06:27After I finish this week's homework,
06:30I'm going to have a happy holiday with my father-in-law's son.
06:34We're going to start a family business together.
06:37First, it can improve economic efficiency.
06:40Second, it can solve the problem of having a nanny.
06:43Third,
06:45That's all.
06:47Old man.
06:48All right.
06:49Don't say anything.
06:50Hurry up and put it back to work.
06:52You wash the clothes.
06:53I'll wipe the pot.
06:54Wait a minute.
06:55Let's go.
06:56Washing clothes is the subject I need to practice the most today.
07:00What's the point of washing clothes?
07:01Put it in the washing machine and spin it.
07:03The washing machine is broken.
07:04It's broken.
07:05Let your father fix it.
07:06Your father is an old worker.
07:08It can't be fixed.
07:09Why?
07:10My brother-in-law broke it on purpose.
07:12My brother-in-law said that
07:13hand-washed clothes are the best test for people's taste.
07:17That's not good.
07:18You say, little girl.
07:19Doesn't that make your hands bald?
07:22My brother-in-law said again,
07:23Bald old skin grows new skin.
07:26Bald grows, grows.
07:27Bald grows, grows, grows.
07:28Bald is not poor.
07:30You say this girl is not worth it.
07:33I'll tell you this time she comes back.
07:35I not only want to take a picture of her plastic body,
07:38I have to take a picture of her.
07:47Xiaowei.
07:51Xiaowei.
07:54Xiaowei.
07:55Where are you?
07:56Where are you?
07:57Where are you?
07:59What are you doing?
08:00Oh, my God.
08:02Why are you doing this?
08:03Squatting?
08:05I say, Xiaowei.
08:06You are a pig killer.
08:09But there is no atmosphere of killing pigs at all.
08:11It's too cold.
08:13What killing pig atmosphere?
08:15June and July
08:16As soon as it gets hot, it enters the egg season.
08:18What can I do?
08:19Normal phenomenon.
08:20What's normal?
08:22I see your restaurant is always egg season.
08:24Never cooked.
08:25What do you mean?
08:26I'll tell you something.
08:28This restaurant is not selling air conditioning.
08:30For a smart and strong entrepreneur,
08:34there is no egg season at all.
08:36Do you know?
08:38Don't fool me.
08:41By the way.
08:42How is my sister now?
08:44I can tell you, sister.
08:45If you let my sister suffer a little,
08:48I'm not done with you.
08:49Don't worry.
08:50You are not good.
08:51That's definitely a reincarnation.
08:56I haven't eaten yet.
08:57Eat slowly.
08:59I haven't eaten yet.
09:01I gave them a holiday.
09:03Take a three-day break.
09:04I don't have any guests.
09:05I have nothing to do.
09:06Save me three days of salary.
09:09Jiang Wei.
09:12It turns out that your intelligence
09:13is all on the salary of deducting employees.
09:16Smart.
09:17How much can you make?
09:20Save a cent is a cent.
09:22Even philosophers say
09:23that even if the fly is small, it is also a piece of meat.
09:26That's true.
09:27As a boss, you have to learn to be cruel.
09:31You did that.
09:33But it's not a long-term solution.
09:36The key is to open the source.
09:38Because the money is earned,
09:40not saved.
09:43You tell me these principles.
09:45Who understands what you say?
09:47Right?
09:48What do you think I've been doing these days?
09:49I'm free. I'm sleeping.
09:51I'm thinking about how to fool people.
09:53What?
09:54No.
09:55How to make money.
09:58Business opportunities are limitless.
10:00It depends on whether you can find it.
10:03I want to find it.
10:05I can't find it.
10:08At this time, I can see
10:10the gap in IQ between individuals.
10:14What do you mean?
10:16Let me tell you.
10:18Through these days,
10:19I served the military exam.
10:21I got inspiration from it.
10:24It's important.
10:25July is the national exam month.
10:27Yes.
10:28Whether it's junior high school, high school or university,
10:30it's all in this month.
10:32Whose parents don't want their children to be nominated?
10:35Yes.
10:36So all parents
10:38invest in their children at all costs.
10:41No matter what brain gold,
10:43fame loss,
10:44willpower,
10:45high memory,
10:46you just need an umbrella.
10:48But
10:49they forgot an important aspect.
10:51What?
10:52That is this.
10:53Exam set meal.
10:56Exam set meal?
10:57Yes.
11:00Can't you see it now?
11:02Everything on the exam page
11:04is easy to sell.
11:06Let me tell you this, Xiaowei.
11:08I have already thought of
11:09the name and price of the exam set meal
11:11for you.
11:14Tell me.
11:16College Entrance Exam Set Meal.
11:1821 yuan.
11:20Gold Medal Nomination Set Meal.
11:2230 yuan.
11:24Exam Entrance Exam Set Meal.
11:2640 yuan.
11:28Gold Medal Nomination Set Meal.
11:2950 yuan.
11:30How?
11:31At that time, you and Cuihua
11:33squat at the door of each school
11:34and count the money.
11:36I guess you two
11:37have to take off your shoes at that time.
11:39Why do we have to take off our shoes?
11:41Otherwise, you can't count it.
11:48Brother-in-law.
11:49You are really thoughtful.
11:52Now that you mention it,
11:53I feel so happy.
11:56I have found a new way
11:58to cheat people
11:59in my restaurant.
12:01What?
12:02I mean,
12:03a new direction, right?
12:05All right.
12:06Inform Cuihua and the cook
12:08not to take a nap.
12:09Prepare the exam set meal.
12:11Wait.
12:12I have to make a call.
12:13Wait.
12:14After we earn money,
12:16we have to split it equally.
12:19You have to wait
12:20until you earn money, right?
12:23Why don't you
12:24give me something to eat?
12:26Don't you have to wait
12:27for Cuihua and the cook to come back?
12:29You are really...
12:31She didn't fall asleep again.
12:32Xiaowei.
12:33Xiaowei.
12:51Why are you looking at me?
12:52Look at the book.
12:53Look at the book.
12:54Look at the book.
12:56How's your review?
13:00Basically, it's
13:01Lin Zhenbo's style.
13:02He is worthy of the title.
13:03Good.
13:04Tell me the truth.
13:05Do you have confidence
13:06in tomorrow's exam?
13:08I dare not say
13:09I'm not good enough.
13:10At least I can
13:11beat him up.
13:14That's my good boy.
13:16I tell you, son.
13:17When you enter the exam hall tomorrow,
13:19don't be nervous.
13:22Learn to relax.
13:23I'll teach you
13:24how to relax.
13:26Listen to my command.
13:27Relax.
13:29Hold your chest.
13:30Open your eyes.
13:32Start.
13:34Relax your head.
13:36Relax your neck.
13:38Relax your face.
13:40Relax your back of the head.
13:41Relax your shoulders.
13:43Relax your front chest.
13:44Relax your back.
13:45Relax your waist.
13:46Relax your butt.
13:47Relax your front thigh.
13:48Relax your back thigh.
13:49From head to toe,
13:50relax.
13:52Come on.
13:53Sun Ming.
13:54What are you doing?
13:56Can you still take the exam
13:57when you are so tired?
13:59I'm willing to take the exam.
14:01It's provided by
14:02the experts of
14:03the Institute of Health.
14:04It's the exam relaxation method.
14:06You can read the newspaper if you don't believe me.
14:07Why are you so blind?
14:08I'm not blind.
14:09I'm just waiting.
14:10Three masters,
14:11the meal is ready.
14:12Please enjoy your meal.
14:14Let's eat.
14:17Oh, Lin.
14:19No.
14:20Nanny.
14:22After seven days of torture.
14:24No, no, no.
14:26Exercise.
14:27Exercise.
14:29We have basically
14:30transformed you
14:31into a new person.
14:34Although you will graduate tomorrow,
14:36I hope you
14:37can take the last shift.
14:40Yes, master.
14:42Lin.
14:43Before tomorrow,
14:44it's better for you
14:45to call me
14:46Nanny.
14:49Nanny.
14:50Nanny.
14:51What's wrong with you?
14:52Just call me that.
14:54You have made great progress
14:55in the past few days.
14:56Especially your
14:57foot massage skill.
14:58It's really good.
15:00Give me two more hours.
15:01Yes, master.
15:03Aunt.
15:04No.
15:05Nanny.
15:06Give me
15:07a massage
15:08at two o'clock tonight.
15:09Yes, master.
15:10Let's eat.
15:11It's too cold.
15:13It's cold.
15:14You can warm it up.
15:15I don't like to hear that.
15:17You have to take care of
15:18the master's business.
15:20Why is this meal
15:21yours?
15:23It's too hard.
15:24I can't eat it.
15:25Give me a bowl of noodles.
15:26Yes, master.
15:27Wait.
15:30Master.
15:31It's annoying.
15:32It's hard.
15:34It's too soft.
15:35Yes, master.
15:36I can't eat it.
15:37I can't eat it.
15:38Give me a pancake.
15:39Yes, master.
15:41Wait.
15:43I think my meal
15:44is neither soft nor hard.
15:45Please enjoy it.
15:47I can't eat it.
15:49It's too hard.
15:50It's too hard.
15:51I can't eat it.
15:52How about this?
15:53Give me
15:54a bowl of noodles
15:55and a pancake.
15:57Yes, master.
15:59Wait.
16:05Don't laugh at me.
16:06What's wrong with you?
16:08It's the last day.
16:09How can you treat my sister like this?
16:11You are no better than me.
16:13Didn't I ask you to make dumplings?
16:15Why did you make two dumplings?
16:17Dad.
16:19Since my aunt
16:20came to our house,
16:21her mood has been getting worse.
16:23She won't get sick
16:24if she stays at home all day.
16:26No.
16:27How can Xiaoling get sick?
16:28She has a big heart.
16:29Her heart is as big as a cow's heart.
16:40What's wrong with you?
16:41Yes.
16:43Junjun reminds me
16:44of something.
16:46Did you notice?
16:48Xiaoling didn't eat anything
16:50after cooking today.
16:53So
16:54we can't eat either.
16:55Why?
16:56Why?
17:05I have a hunch now.
17:09The iron tree of revolution is going to bloom.
17:11The seed of hatred is going to sprout.
17:14Xiaoling is going to take revenge on us.
17:16She is going to kill us.
17:18Impossible.
17:20Why is it impossible?
17:21Why is it impossible?
17:22Isn't there a saying?
17:24Don't look at what you did today.
17:26Be careful of your future.
17:29Think about it.
17:30In the past seven days,
17:31we have tortured Xiaoling
17:33for thousands of times.
17:36Didn't that make her
17:37explode with a lot of hatred?
17:40So
17:41we have a reason
17:43to believe that
17:44in today's meal,
17:46she might have put an antidote
17:49or cockroach powder.
17:50So we can't eat.
17:53We can't eat.
17:54Dad, dad, dad.
17:55What should I do if I'm hungry?
17:57Hungry?
17:59Then let's cook
18:00our own food.
18:01What kind of food?
18:03Instant noodles.
18:21Hey, old man.
18:23Don't mess up
18:25your good food.
18:27Don't worry.
18:30When Xiaoling comes back,
18:31we'll have a table.
18:35Dad, mom.
18:36I'm back.
18:37Where's Xiaoling?
18:39What's up?
18:41Didn't she graduate today?
18:44Didn't Sun Ming give her a certificate?
18:46He did.
18:47But Xiaoling was too excited
18:49and too tired.
18:51She finally fainted.
18:52She can't go to the hospital.
18:55All right, old man.
18:56Let's go see her.
18:58No, no, no. Which hospital?
18:59Don't go. It's not convenient.
19:01What's not convenient?
19:03You're your own daughter.
19:05She's discussing with her boyfriend
19:07how to deal with
19:08the two of them.
19:10Why don't you go visit her?
19:12Progress.
19:14Progress.
19:15Xiaoling is good.
19:17It's only been seven days of training.
19:19She actually learned
19:20how to deal with the two of them.
19:22Sun Ming's contributions are indisputable.
19:24Indisputable.
19:25Sun Ming is a bad boy.
19:27Sometimes I think
19:28he's cute when he's bad.
19:30No, no, no.
19:31You...
19:32You said he gave Xiaowei
19:33that idea.
19:34How good is that?
19:36A set of tests.
19:40Yesterday,
19:41he got more than 300 points.
19:43Today, from the morning,
19:44he hasn't eaten anything.
19:45He went to a small restaurant
19:46to collect money.
19:47I went to the market.
19:49People
19:50can't tell.
19:52You...
19:53You just say Sun Ming
19:54is a bad boy.
19:55He's a bad boy.
19:58Dad.
19:59How can you say that?
20:02No, no.
20:03I'm happy. I won't say it again.
20:04I won't say it again.
20:06Grandpa.
20:08I'm back.
20:09How was your test?
20:11Did you do well in the morning?
20:13I did well.
20:14But it was over in the afternoon.
20:15What happened?
20:16Since noon,
20:17I ate the first-class
20:18set meal
20:19my uncle gave me.
20:20Then I started to poop.
20:22I pooped until the end of the test.
20:25What happened?
20:26I can't do it.
20:27I can't do it.
20:28I can't do it.
20:29I can't do it.
20:30Hurry up.
20:31Hurry up.
20:33Be careful.
20:35Sun Ming
20:36is not good at praising.
20:37He just finished praising
20:38and something happened.
20:40Dad. Mom.
20:42Where is Xiaowei?
20:43What happened?
20:44Didn't she go to
20:45deliver the test set meal?
20:46Ji Hong.
20:47Hurry up and find a way
20:49to inform Xiaowei.
20:50Hide outside first.
20:52Don't go home.
20:53What happened?
20:55At the door of the small restaurant,
20:57dozens of people
20:58are waiting to settle accounts with her.
21:00Why?
21:01It's all because
21:02after eating the first-class
21:03set meal
21:04Xiaowei gave me,
21:07Zhuang Yuan can't pass the test.
21:09She just ran to the bathroom.
21:11Why?
21:12What happened?
21:13It's all Xiaowei's fault.
21:14She didn't listen to me.
21:15Dad.
21:16I saw a piece of news
21:17in the newspaper.
21:18It was said that
21:19the students of the college entrance examination
21:20are nervous
21:21and easily have
21:22neurasthenia.
21:24Yes.
21:25So I suggested Xiaowei
21:26to add a little tomato juice
21:28in the set meal soup
21:30so that
21:31when the students go to the bathroom,
21:33they can sing
21:34happily.
21:36But Xiaowei
21:37didn't buy tomato juice.
21:39She replaced it
21:40with fermented beans.
21:42Oh.
21:43It's a mess.
21:45It's a mess.
21:48What should we do?
21:50How about this?
21:51We need someone to help us.
21:53I'll go to buy medicine.
21:54Why?
21:56So that I can tell Xiaowei
21:58to add a piece of
21:59Xie Ting Feng
22:00in the set meal soup
22:01tomorrow.
22:03Xie Ting Feng.
22:33Xiaowei.
22:34Xiaowei.
22:35Xiaowei.
22:36Xiaowei.
22:37Xiaowei.
22:38Xiaowei.
22:39Xiaowei.
22:40Xiaowei.
22:41Xiaowei.
22:42Xiaowei.
22:43Xiaowei.
22:44Xiaowei.
22:45Xiaowei.
22:46Xiaowei.
22:47Xiaowei.
22:48Xiaowei.
22:49Xiaowei.
22:50Xiaowei.
22:51Xiaowei.
22:52Xiaowei.
22:53Xiaowei.
22:54Xiaowei.
22:55Xiaowei.
22:56Xiaowei.
22:57Xiaowei.
22:58Xiaowei.
22:59Xiaowei.
23:00Xiaowei.
23:01Xiaowei.
23:02Xiaowei.
23:03Xiaowei.
23:04Xiaowei.
23:05Xiaowei.
23:06Xiaowei.
23:07Xiaowei.
23:08Xiaowei.
23:09Xiaowei.
23:10Xiaowei.
23:11Xiaowei.
23:12Xiaowei.
23:13Xiaowei.
23:14Xiaowei.
23:15Xiaowei.
23:16Xiaowei.
23:17Xiaowei.
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