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00:00I'm sorry, I can't help you.
00:02I'm sorry, I can't help you.
00:04I'm sorry, I can't help you.
00:30I'm sorry, I can't help you.
00:32I'm sorry, I can't help you.
00:34I'm sorry, I can't help you.
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00:40I'm sorry, I can't help you.
00:42I'm sorry, I can't help you.
00:44I'm sorry, I can't help you.
00:46I'm sorry, I can't help you.
00:48I'm sorry, I can't help you.
00:50I'm sorry, I can't help you.
00:52I'm sorry, I can't help you.
00:54I'm sorry, I can't help you.
00:56I'm sorry, I can't help you.
00:58I'm sorry, I can't help you.
01:00I'm sorry, I can't help you.
01:02I'm sorry, I can't help you.
01:04I'm sorry, I can't help you.
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01:08I'm sorry, I can't help you.
01:10I'm sorry, I can't help you.
01:12I'm sorry, I can't help you.
01:14I'm sorry, I can't help you.
01:16I'm sorry, I can't help you.
01:18I'm sorry, I can't help you.
01:20I'm sorry, I can't help you.
01:22I'm sorry, I can't help you.
01:24I'm sorry, I can't help you.
01:26I'm sorry, someone with a higher price wants me to kill you.
01:28I'm sorry, someone with a higher price wants me to kill you.
01:30I'm sorry, someone with a higher price wants me to kill you.
01:42That's great.
01:46Boss, a bowl of beef offal.
01:48Okay, I'll be right there. Do you want chili?
01:50A little more beef offal, a little more beef tripe.
01:56A little more beef offal, a little more beef tripe.
02:08I'm loose.
02:10You've got so many fancy things.
02:12It's not just a bowl of beef offal.
02:14It's not just a bowl of beef offal.
02:16It's not just a bowl of beef offal.
02:18Ah Xin, stop selling beef offal.
02:20Ah Xin, stop selling beef offal.
02:22Let's go find the assassin.
02:24Don't you have time to work?
02:26Don't you have time to go looking for work?
02:28Don't you have time to go looking for work?
02:30That's what he said when he was selling beef offal.
02:32That's what he said when he was selling beef offal.
02:38Don't you want to know about your past?
02:40Don't you want to know about your past?
02:42Is my life related to the assassin?
02:44Is my life related to the assassin?
02:46Of course not.
02:48But if you make enough money,
02:50I can take you to the World of Paris.
02:52There's nothing you can't do with the technology over there.
02:55It's not a problem at all to cure your amnesia.
02:59Then how much do I have to earn to be satisfied?
03:04One million!
03:22The World's Oldest Assassin
03:26Assassins are the oldest in the world.
03:30As long as there are people, there will be hatred.
03:32As long as there is hatred, there will be assassins.
03:34There are mainly two types of assassins.
03:36One is a full-fledged assassin who is organized and disciplined by the state.
03:40Some countries call it a spy.
03:42The other is a wild assassin who is self-sacrificing.
03:45They are usually some folk masters.
03:47The top ten are all masters.
03:50It's very expensive, but they never give up.
03:52At the same time, assassins are also jobs that can't be seen.
03:54You need a proper job to hide your identity.
03:58Boss, another bottle of beer, please.
04:01But I only know how to play scissors.
04:04I don't know how to be an assassin.
04:08Throw away the water.
04:10Oh.
04:11You're the best choice to be an assassin.
04:14You're the best choice to be an assassin.
04:18I'm the best choice to be an assassin.
04:23Hey, why did you put my chopsticks on the floor?
04:30This is my latest invention.
04:36First of all, you have to imagine what you're going to look like in your head.
04:39And then you fall on the floor.
04:41And then you'll be the way you want to be.
04:45But it's just like this.
04:47You don't have the ability and attributes to think about it.
04:49This is a great invention.
04:51Don't suppress your heart.
04:53Praise it as much as you can.
04:55With this bastard, you can be an assassin yourself.
04:59You're such a good-for-nothing.
05:01I did so much to earn a million dollars to serve you.
05:04Is it because I'm a rich man who drives a red car and drinks red wine?
05:07I did so many things for you.
05:16First of all,
05:32Look at the timing.
05:40Don't focus.
05:42The meat will float when it's cooked.
05:44So you have to pick it up.
05:46Meatballs are the most delicious at this time.
05:48It's okay.
05:56Chicken-speed plane
05:58Xiao Fei is not an ordinary chicken.
06:00It's a plane.
06:02Look at his round face.
06:04It doesn't look like he can fly.
06:06My pants are going to fall off.
06:10Help!
06:12See you later.
06:37What should I do?
06:39I'm drunk.
06:41Wait a minute.
06:43All right, all right.
06:44You're officially a professional assassin.
06:48The certificate is fake.
06:50The real thing is the most important.
06:52Look over there.
06:54There's a wedding party over there.
06:56You go over there and cut the bride's hair.
06:58And then you run away.
07:00It's a big deal to get married.
07:02Actually, it was the groom's ex-girlfriend who gave us 500 dollars.
07:06That's a lot of money.
07:08It's just a haircut.
07:10Will it grow back?
07:12Welcome to the wedding of Chen Jia-jie and Li Shan-jin.
07:16The groom and bride are so handsome and polite.
07:18But what's even more enviable is...
07:20You two are childhood sweethearts.
07:23Now let's take a look at the beautiful moment they spent together.
07:30What's so good about it?
07:32Why don't you eat a piece of meatball?
07:40Oh, my God.
08:10Why don't I have any memories of the past?
08:14What kind of person was I in the past?
08:28Ah, what an enviable pair of childhood sweethearts!
08:35Why are memories so wonderful?
08:40Ah, sorry, I picked the wrong one.
08:55Oh no! I have to escape!
08:58Hey, don't follow me! Let's split up!
09:12Stop, stop, stop!
09:25Are you from Stan?
09:30I heard that Stan's technology can restore memories. Is that true?
09:36I'm just a robot from Stan.
09:38Of course, my memories are all imported.
09:41But the data shows that Stan has this kind of medical technology.
09:46Is this token on the ground yours?
09:50Yes, my token fell off.
09:53But I don't remember...
09:55Hey, why did you turn on the light in broad daylight?
09:57The data shows that the people with this token are all enemies of Stan.
10:03Kill them all!
10:08I almost lost my life.
10:11Destroying public property is a crime against the law!
10:27Concentrate your energy!
11:09I can't take it anymore.
11:22Wait, wait, wait! Tell me who I am! Why did you kill me?
11:28The data shows that you are...
11:30You bastard! Wait until he finishes!
11:53Why do you have the token of the assassin organization?
11:55The token of the assassin organization?
11:58The token of the assassin organization?
12:01Are you talking about that thing?
12:04If you don't tell me, I'll kill you.
12:06Mission failed, self-destruct mode activated.
12:14The token...
12:25Mission failed, self-destruct mode activated.
12:32Get up! Stop sleeping!
12:36I just told you to cut your hair.
12:39But it exploded.
12:42Mission failed, you can only eat steamed buns.
12:45If you don't eat it, I'll eat it.
12:49It's so delicious. I don't know if it's because I'm too hungry.
12:56Dad, how can I find the people of the assassin organization?
13:00The assassin organization is such a mysterious thing.
13:03They've always been looking for you.
13:05It's impossible for you to find them.
13:07But as long as you're in the top 100 of the assassin rankings,
13:12there will be a lot of assassins looking for you.
13:16It's easy to join their organization.
13:25Let's be assassins.
13:27You'll be my agent.
13:29I want to be one of the top 100 assassins in the assassin rankings.
13:33I admire your ignorance.
13:35I've already rented the hair salon downstairs.
13:38From now on, it's the place where we do business with assassins.
13:42And...
13:48I asked someone to make a new pair of scissors for you.
13:52You can cut off any kind of ghost.
13:56Let me put on a face mask first.
14:12Hi, pretty girl. Do you want to come in and wash your hair?
14:16We also have a special service.
14:22Come on.
14:25Let's go.
14:55I have a crush on Dou Ge.
14:59He likes to listen to violin.
15:02He likes metal rock.
15:06This song is actually not good.
15:10But I have to keep singing.
15:15This world is so magical.
15:19I can't believe I met you.
15:23No matter how strange you look.
15:27I still want to see you every day.
15:47This world is so magical.
15:50I can't believe I met you.
15:54No matter how strange you look.
15:58I still want to see you every day.
16:04I was full of surprises when I was a kid.
16:09Where have you been now?
16:14If you can be naive again.
16:19Will you still be yourself?