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00:00:30We're going back in time to the first Winnie the Pooh YTP Collab to get the brain drain jokes off the meme.
00:00:38That's right, we're going back in time to the first Winnie the Pooh YTP Collab to get the brain drain jokes off the meme.
00:00:48Who are you talking to?
00:00:50This dude should be right over there.
00:00:52How did I get here?
00:01:01Winnie the Pooh
00:01:02Winnie the Pooh
00:01:16Back goes the clock and Winnie the Pooh
00:01:30We need the food, we need the food We need the food, we need the food
00:02:01We need the food, we need the food We need the food, we need the food
00:02:08I really need to see you there
00:02:12We need the food
00:02:13We need the food
00:02:15Down in here by the ocean
00:02:17We got food
00:02:18We need the food
00:02:20We need the food
00:02:21I really need to see you there
00:02:26You playin' Minecraft
00:02:27In the cave lookin' for diamonds
00:02:29NO!
00:02:30F*** Bongo
00:02:31FBI!
00:02:33Mrs. Obama get down!
00:02:34Two, three times the fun
00:02:36And three times as much food
00:02:40Bongo
00:02:41It's me, Mickey Mouse
00:02:42I know
00:02:43Couldn't have said it better myself
00:02:45It's me, Mario
00:02:48And I took that personally
00:02:51I'm Michael Theodore Mouse
00:02:52Love it, love it, so so
00:02:53You know, it's theological elements are really rather novel
00:02:57Nothing!
00:03:07You got my love, baby
00:03:14Oh, Bongo
00:03:22Walt Disney presents
00:03:24Winnie the Pooh and the Great Honey Tree
00:03:26Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on a second
00:03:29Great Pooh
00:03:30What's with the Great?
00:03:31No, no, no, the Great
00:03:34Got to go, Bongo
00:03:42But everyone thought Walt Disney died this year
00:03:45So, um, this might be his last animated short subject
00:03:58Wait, that's not right
00:03:59Let me fix that
00:04:01There, that's much better
00:04:03Anyways, moving on
00:04:05Toy! Toy! Toy! Toy!
00:04:09Bongo
00:04:19Well, enough of that
00:04:20Oh, everything's a month
00:04:21What is it, Pumbaa?
00:04:22Why do you always do an Indian's birthday boy hat?
00:04:24I'll do any Wednesday, Poopy
00:04:26The silly old bear in the first place
00:04:31I'm gonna do it
00:04:32I'm gonna do it
00:04:33I'm gonna do it
00:04:35I'm gonna do it
00:04:36I'm gonna do it
00:04:37I'm gonna do it
00:04:38I'm gonna do it
00:04:40You know what, you're right
00:04:41Maybe we'll have to let it resume
00:04:49Dick!
00:04:54Around the clock we're gonna
00:04:56Around the clock we're gonna
00:04:57Time's up
00:05:00This could be the room of any small boy
00:05:04Ah, now that's the narrator I want
00:05:07For real, Mr. Narrator?
00:05:08Your voice changed in the second collab
00:05:10And is now back to the original in the third one
00:05:15Bongo
00:05:16This could be the room of any small boy
00:05:18This could be the room of any small boy
00:05:21Right?
00:05:22Wrong!
00:05:23This could be the room of any small boy
00:05:26Actually, no, it belongs to me
00:05:30Sorry, Bongo
00:05:31This could be the room of nobody
00:05:33This could be the room of any small boy
00:05:35Boy, boy, boy, boy
00:05:38Named Christopher Griffin
00:05:41But it just, just happens to
00:05:43EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS
00:05:45This could be the room of any small boy
00:05:47But it just happens to belong to
00:05:49Sorry, Bongo
00:05:51This could be the room of any country
00:05:53But it just happens to belong to a boy named
00:05:56Christopher Carrabe
00:05:59But it just happens to belong to a boy named
00:06:03Named
00:06:04Named
00:06:06No, no, you've got it reversed
00:06:08But it just happens to belong to a boy named
00:06:17Wait a minute!
00:06:18This is the wrong book!
00:06:22Bongo
00:06:23Just happens to belong to a boy named
00:06:25Christopher Hawke
00:06:27But it just happens to belong to a boy named
00:06:32But it just happens to belong to a man named
00:06:37You serious?
00:06:38Like most countries and states
00:06:40Christopher Robin has toys to play with
00:06:42Because Christopher has a mental breakdown
00:06:46Bongo
00:06:47But it just happens to belong to a boy named
00:06:50Like most small boys
00:06:52Chris Rock has toy animals to play with
00:06:54And they all live together in Iran
00:06:57Or do they?
00:06:58And they all live together
00:07:00In a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement
00:07:02Of the house half a block down the street
00:07:04From Jerry's Bait Shop
00:07:05Bongo
00:07:06Live together in a wonderful world of make-believe
00:07:11Oh, really?
00:07:12Wonderful world of make-believe
00:07:14Okie-dokie
00:07:20Hi, I'm Alan
00:07:21And this is a
00:07:22Stupid Nick
00:07:24They all live together in a wonderful world of
00:07:29But his best friend is a
00:07:32But his best friend is a bear called
00:07:36Or
00:07:40But his best friend is a bear called
00:07:43Oh no, do you know what you just did?
00:07:47But his best friend is a bear called
00:07:51Or
00:07:53But his best friend is a bear called
00:07:57Or
00:07:58For short
00:07:59But his best friend is a bear called
00:08:03Or
00:08:04For short
00:08:05Now
00:08:06Now Pooh had some very
00:08:08Pooh-usual adventures
00:08:12And they all happened right here in
00:08:15And they all happened right here in
00:08:21Well, I'm gonna do a book
00:08:23How many have seen a
00:08:25Wait a minute
00:08:27How many have seen a
00:08:30How many have seen a
00:08:37Bongo
00:08:38Dr. Seuss Beginner Book Video
00:08:44Bongo
00:08:45Take a look
00:08:47It's in a book
00:08:49Comedy
00:08:51Bongo
00:08:52Here in the hundred acre wood
00:08:54If you look in this book alone
00:08:56You'll find lots of
00:08:59Deep in the hundred
00:09:03Bongo
00:09:05Open sesame
00:09:07Deep in the
00:09:08Ten million acres
00:09:09Wait, we already played that, didn't we?
00:09:11Deep in the hundred acres
00:09:15Wait, stop
00:09:16Stop the music
00:09:17We used up the entire budget for that intro
00:09:20We can't afford another second
00:09:22Phew, that was a close one
00:09:24Bongo
00:09:25Neighbor
00:09:27Of Christopher's childhood day
00:09:35Can you shut up?
00:09:38Sorry
00:09:42Bongo
00:09:47Ha
00:09:48Ha
00:09:49Ha
00:09:50Ha
00:09:51Ha
00:09:52Oh
00:09:53That's the light switch
00:09:55A donkey named
00:09:57Donkey Hodie
00:09:58Is his friend
00:10:00A donkey named
00:10:02Donkey
00:10:03A donkey named
00:10:05Donkey
00:10:06I'm making too predictable
00:10:07There's no one here beside me
00:10:11A donkey
00:10:12Donkey
00:10:13Is his friend
00:10:16As they'd be
00:10:22A donkey named
00:10:23How is his
00:10:25Friends never stood
00:10:26Down way
00:10:28Hey Puddler! Not in front of the kids
00:10:29Oh
00:10:30So
00:10:31And kanga
00:10:32And ha
00:10:33And roo
00:10:36Bongo
00:10:37And kanga
00:10:38And kanga
00:10:39Just roll it
00:10:40And kanga
00:10:41And kanga
00:10:42And kanga
00:10:43And
00:10:44Banga!
00:10:47LuLu
00:10:48There's Rabbit
00:10:50and Rabbit
00:10:51and Rabbit
00:10:52and Rabbit
00:10:53and Rabbit
00:10:54Rabbit
00:10:56and Igglet
00:10:57Rabbit sensels!
00:10:57There's Rabbit
00:10:59and Igglet
00:11:00You're fat boy!
00:11:01There's Iggelet
00:11:02and
00:11:05ah
00:11:05faggot
00:11:06You want out of the hole?
00:11:08There's Rabbit
00:11:09and
00:11:12There's Rabbit
00:11:13and piglet
00:11:15WHAT
00:11:16That man's an imposter!
00:11:17That man is the imposter!
00:11:19That is pretty sus
00:11:21Motherf-
00:11:22There's rabbit
00:11:24and piglet
00:11:25Hello there!
00:11:29Look at how small!
00:11:31He's like peanut!
00:11:33With legs!
00:11:34Who the hell are you?
00:11:35I don't know
00:11:37A brain drain!
00:11:39SHUT UP!
00:11:41AHHHHHHH!
00:11:42Go wash your faces in the ditch and never ever come back
00:11:44This is not your video
00:11:45Noooo!
00:11:47Bongo
00:11:48There's rabbit and piglet
00:11:50Oh my bruh
00:11:51What's wrong with your face?
00:11:53Look at this ugly looking cabbage
00:11:55Oh my goodness!
00:11:56Oh god I'm ugly!
00:11:59There!
00:12:00Now that's a wonderful
00:12:01Piglet
00:12:02And there's
00:12:03Pepino spaghetti
00:12:05And there's
00:12:06O
00:12:07Ah boy here we go
00:12:08And there's Owl, but most of all, Winnie the Pooh, Chubby Bear, Chubby Ostrich, Grif, Lumpkin, Winnie the Pooh
00:12:15And there's Owl, but most of all, Winnie the Pooh
00:12:20Hey, what about me?
00:12:22No, you're not in this episode
00:12:27Well, that just sort of happened to me. I mean, I didn't even participate in that
00:12:30And there's Owl, but most of all, Winnie the...
00:12:34Stupid head!
00:12:38I'm not stupid
00:12:42But most of all, Josephie Krakowski
00:12:45But most of all, Winnie...
00:12:47Hi, I'm Fred! Let's go play!
00:12:49So much love!
00:12:51But most of all, Winnie the Pooh
00:12:54That's my joke!
00:12:56But most of all, Winnie the...
00:13:02But most of all, Winnie the...
00:13:05Peek-a-boo!
00:13:06Winnie the Great Mighty Pooh
00:13:09Bogus!
00:13:10But most of all, Winnie the Pooh
00:13:13Everybody sing!
00:13:14Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh
00:13:20Winnie the Pooh
00:13:23Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh
00:13:26Chubby little cubby with black dead eyes
00:13:37Oh my...
00:13:47Winnie the Pooh
00:13:48Stop!
00:13:49Winnie the Pooh
00:13:50Stop!
00:13:51Chirly up and chirly he loves to grouse
00:13:53Monarch!
00:13:54But most of all, Winnie the Pooh
00:13:58Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh
00:14:00Chubby little cubby all stuffed with fluffies
00:14:02Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh
00:14:04The End
00:14:08Ah, dang it! I guess I lost!
00:14:12Bogus!
00:14:17He's Honey the Bear, Honey the Bear
00:14:20Hungry little baby of Waddlewish
00:14:23Winnie the...
00:14:25Winnie the...
00:14:26What?
00:14:27Chubby little...
00:14:28Nobody calls me dubby!
00:14:29Chubby little cubby off
00:14:34Oh
00:14:57Get off of me
00:15:00Suddenly at the beginning of the story this happened
00:15:04We need the pool who lived in the jungles of Borneo
00:15:08Sanders lived in this enchanted forest under the name of gifts
00:15:15We need the pool lived in this enchanted forest under the name of sass pool lived in this enchanted forest
00:15:22under the name of Sam
00:15:25We need the pool lived in this enchanted forest under the name of Santa mean
00:15:30We need the pool lived in this crappy forest under
00:15:36Which means he had the name over the door in
00:15:43Which mean under the name of sandwich boy in gold letters
00:15:48And he
00:15:57No
00:16:00Winnie the Pooh
00:16:03Amazing digital circus Winnie the Pooh lived in pool under the name of Sam
00:16:08Which means he had them sass of Sanders, which means he had rabbit over the door in sticky glue
00:16:15I
00:16:18Like trains
00:16:21Winnie the Pooh
00:16:22Lived in this enchanted forest under the name of lander
00:16:26Which means he had the name over the door in gold letters and he lived under it
00:16:33One now when Pooh hurt his now when Pooh hurt his poo poo
00:16:41Now when Pooh hurt his poo poo
00:16:45Oh
00:17:08That's not my boo-boo clock and he lived under it
00:17:16Oh
00:17:18Now when Pooh hurt his penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis he knew it was time for something
00:17:26But he was a bear a very little bear. So when I was so when he thought he thought
00:17:33When Pooh hurt his booties
00:17:40Not with
00:17:42When Pooh hurt his poo poo
00:17:45Oh
00:17:50There's always time for a song now when Pooh hurt his poo poo
00:18:02He knew it was time
00:18:06But he was a bear a very little brain
00:18:09Oh
00:18:12So when he thought he got the brain brain
00:18:17Something he thought brain brain jokes are stupid. I agree with that. Everybody is awful these days
00:18:34But he was a bear a very little brittle
00:18:37So when he thought he was about
00:18:49In the most thoughtful way he could think
00:19:00Have you
00:19:06I
00:19:21Haven't thought of anything. Have you ever thought of anything? Have you know seem funny now?
00:19:29I kind of hope you buy the bluff
00:19:37Oh, yes
00:19:45I forgot what it was. No brain drain jokes bother. I haven't thought of anything. Have you?
00:19:59Neither am I
00:20:07Oh, yes time to take a piss
00:20:14What the hell are you doing? Oh, yes time to poop
00:20:25Oh bother
00:20:29Bother
00:20:31I've got an idea. Oh, yes. Yes. You need to watch my waistline
00:20:37Do I see
00:20:47Going so fast like a merry-go-round
00:20:49Oh
00:21:06Yes
00:21:20Oh
00:21:40Don't touch these
00:21:49For my
00:22:10Song has been removed due to copyright infringement
00:22:19Call an ambulance
00:22:34Yes time for my stop time for my time for my
00:22:49I
00:23:20I'm
00:23:27Empty again only the sticky parts left
00:23:36Down
00:23:50I think things to chew
00:23:54Marmite Oh
00:23:56Empty again only this part
00:24:05Chocolate was a happy happy birthday to you a happy birthday to
00:24:19Sticky part only the sticky part
00:24:25Only the sticky and so who fell out of the hole and fell in a honey tree
00:24:40Only the sticky part
00:24:50That buzzing noise
00:25:02And the only reason for being a bee is
00:25:04To make
00:25:13Winnie the Pooh climbed the honey tree
00:25:15He climbed and he climbed and he climbed and he climbed and he climbed and he climbed and he climbed and he climbed
00:25:22And he climbed and he climbed and he climbed and he climbed and he climbed and he climbed and he climbed and he
00:25:28Climbed and he climbed and he
00:25:34No, I call it my
00:25:58Dwee dum, ba-dum-da-dee dum
00:26:00I'm so tumbling in my Rumbly
00:26:03Woo!
00:26:05Oh, I wouldn't climb this tree
00:26:08If a pool flew like a bee
00:26:11Ooo!
00:26:15Twee!
00:26:17Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
00:26:21Boggle!
00:26:21Oh, I wouldn't climb this bean
00:26:23If a pool flew like a stream
00:26:24But I wouldn't be a Chair-O-Man
00:26:27Bears love honey, and I make letters to-
00:26:31Oh, I'm-
00:26:33Oh, bother, I forgot.
00:26:34You get the idea.
00:26:36I'm feeling such a dick.
00:26:38Bears love poo bears, and I was made of honey.
00:26:44We just got a letter, we just got a letter.
00:26:48Bother.
00:26:49Time for sauce, for sauce.
00:26:52You ever get the feeling something really bad is about to-
00:26:55Wait, wait.
00:27:01Too late.
00:27:07And we're launching, and we're crashing.
00:27:09Let's hit the bears till they all go-
00:27:13Ow, my-
00:27:19Bother, something's-
00:27:26Ow.
00:27:27Too late.
00:27:32Honey in all comes, I suppose.
00:27:33I'm liking honey so much.
00:27:40Oh, bother.
00:27:42Bother.
00:27:43Too late.
00:27:44Too late.
00:27:47If only I hadn't-
00:27:50Behind you.
00:27:52Estaba recontento porque-
00:27:56Oh, bother.
00:27:59Bother.
00:28:05Too late.
00:28:07Please.
00:28:08If only I hadn't-
00:28:09Please.
00:28:10You see what I meant to do?
00:28:11Please.
00:28:17Get over there!
00:28:18Hold on, I'll call-
00:28:26F***
00:28:27Suppose-
00:28:37Bother.
00:28:37I'm hanging on to the other side.
00:28:46Winnie the Pooh died.
00:28:49She's died.
00:28:50It's time for a funeral now.
00:28:56Oh, heavens!
00:28:57Oh, goodness gracious!
00:28:58Oh, my medulla oblongata!
00:29:01Winnie the Pooh crawled out of the saucebush.
00:29:05Winnie the Pooh now lived in a-
00:29:07Winnie the Pooh crawled out and-
00:29:11Brushed the prick from his nose.
00:29:13And began to think like-
00:29:15And the first person he thought of was-
00:29:17Heavy weapons guy.
00:29:20And the first person he thought of was-
00:29:21JOHN CENA!
00:29:22No!
00:29:23And the first person he thought of was-
00:29:26We already did that.
00:29:28And the first person he thought of was-
00:29:30Donald Trump.
00:29:34And the first person he thought of was-
00:29:36The Doom Slayer.
00:29:37Correct.
00:29:40Bother.
00:29:40And the first person he thought of was-
00:29:42You?
00:29:44Michael Jackson.
00:29:46And the first person he thought of was-
00:29:48Jackknock.
00:29:49No!
00:29:52And the first person he thought of was-
00:29:56Oh, bother.
00:29:57I forgot what it was.
00:29:59And the first person he thought of was-
00:30:01Eggman Power!
00:30:03No!
00:30:04Christopher Robin.
00:30:05Oh, sorry.
00:30:07And the first person he thought of was-
00:30:09Pat the Baker?
00:30:10No!
00:30:10Robin.
00:30:12And the first person he thought of was-
00:30:14Mario!
00:30:15No!
00:30:16Christopher Robin.
00:30:18Oh.
00:30:18And the first person he thought of was-
00:30:20Homer Simpson!
00:30:22What?
00:30:22No!
00:30:23You idiot.
00:30:24I mean-
00:30:24Christopher Rol-
00:30:25Oh.
00:30:26Moments later, this happened!
00:30:28On this Sawdust Day, gloom.
00:30:33Christopher Sawdust lived in Sawdust, where he could be sawdust.
00:30:36Being stuffed with tail, and lost his sawdust.
00:30:39His friend is sawdust.
00:30:42This water never does.
00:30:47Bother.
00:30:48Eeyore, this won't hurt.
00:30:49Or is it?
00:30:50Never does.
00:31:00Ow!
00:31:01That hurt!
00:31:02Eeyore, this won't hurt.
00:31:04Never does.
00:31:10There now, did I get your tail back on properly, Eeyore?
00:31:13I almost just died, you piece of bogus!
00:31:15Eeyore, this won't hurt.
00:31:18Ow!
00:31:20Eeyore!
00:31:21Eeyore, this won't hurt.
00:31:23Never does.
00:31:27Did I get your tail back on properly, Eeyore?
00:31:29No.
00:31:30No matter.
00:31:31I'd lose it again anyway.
00:31:33Uh, yeah, you think?
00:31:36Welcome to church, thank you for attending.
00:31:37Um, very cool.
00:31:38Uh, I will eliminate the middle class.
00:31:39And now, if you were to ask me, I think it's just a wee bit-
00:31:43Stop!
00:31:46Rist!
00:31:46We go-
00:31:47Stop!
00:31:47We go-
00:31:48Rist!
00:31:48Stop!
00:31:49Rist!
00:31:49Stop!
00:31:50Rist!
00:31:51Can I say something?
00:31:52No!
00:31:52Cheer up, Eeyore.
00:31:54Don't be so gloomy.
00:31:55It's too late.
00:32:12Bogus.
00:32:12Try Squizoo again.
00:32:17What?
00:32:19What the-
00:32:20What the-
00:32:20What the-
00:32:31Hey!
00:32:32Police!
00:32:33Oh.
00:32:34Google hi-
00:32:34Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Cake!
00:32:36Oh.
00:32:36There's that bear of the hour.
00:32:39What are you looking for, poo-bear?
00:32:41You're smoking my Pizzazzolopolis ice cream, you monkey.
00:32:44GRR!
00:32:45Such a thing, Christopher, uh...
00:32:48...as a shotgun,
00:32:49but you don't get honey with a gun.
00:32:51I do.
00:32:52Ready, boys?!
00:32:53(*Gun fire*)
00:32:57(*Gun shot*)
00:32:58Bonger.
00:32:58I'm wondering if you had such a thing as a, um
00:33:01Such a thing, Christopher, uh
00:33:03as a magic balloon.
00:33:04What do you want a balloon for?
00:33:07(*bazooka*)
00:33:07I need it so I can go to the Paradise Falls.
00:33:10Three days later
00:33:12Oh, Baga!
00:33:14BANG!
00:33:16BEEP!
00:33:18BALLOON!
00:33:22What do you want a balloon for?
00:33:24Psst!
00:33:26BANG!
00:33:28It's for Pamela Skinner's birthday present!
00:33:30Awww!
00:33:32Baga!
00:33:34What do you want a balloon for?
00:33:36I had no idea!
00:33:38Then why were you even looking at it in the first place?
00:33:40Baga!
00:33:44I got a glock in my arm!
00:33:46Honey!
00:33:48Hi, honey!
00:33:50But you don't get any with a balloon!
00:33:52I do!
00:33:54Okay!
00:33:56I shall fly like a bee!
00:33:58Baga!
00:34:00I shall laugh, scoff, before I fly like a bee!
00:34:04So Christopher Robin
00:34:06told Winnie the Pooh to
00:34:08No time later!
00:34:10I love muddy puddles!
00:34:12Hey, get out of here!
00:34:14This is my house!
00:34:16Isn't this a clever disguise?
00:34:18Of course!
00:34:20Really? No.
00:34:22What are you supposed to be?
00:34:24Of course!
00:34:26That's not funny!
00:34:28What are you supposed to be?
00:34:30No, you're black!
00:34:32Baga!
00:34:34What are you supposed to be?
00:34:36Uh...
00:34:38I forget!
00:34:40A brain rat!
00:34:48Oh, so you think the brain brain jokes are funny?
00:34:50You think they're funny, huh?
00:34:52Well, let's see how I solve those brain brain jokes
00:34:54with a bullet spring loaded!
00:34:56Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:34:58What?
00:35:00Watch your profanity!
00:35:02Fine!
00:35:04Baga!
00:35:06Who are you supposed to be?
00:35:08Cloudy!
00:35:10What are you supposed to be?
00:35:12I'm the Black Zorro, you dirty spix!
00:35:14What are you supposed to be?
00:35:16I can explain!
00:35:22I wonder if my bear
00:35:24can fly!
00:35:26Huh!
00:35:28Baga!
00:35:30Silly old bear!
00:35:32He said it!
00:35:34Four, yeah!
00:35:36Three, two, yes!
00:35:38Gotta blast!
00:35:40One, four, three, two!
00:35:42One, two, four, yes!
00:35:44Three, two, yes!
00:35:46I'm just a little black rain
00:35:48in a cloud!
00:35:52Who are you supposed to be?
00:35:54Baga!
00:35:56When I kiss the princess,
00:35:58I'm gonna get lightheaded!
00:36:00Hey you, what color are my ears?
00:36:02I think the bees
00:36:04S-U-F-E-S-U-F-P-E-F-E
00:36:06Oh!
00:36:08I think I'm gonna vomit!
00:36:10More brain suckers!
00:36:12Lock and load!
00:36:18Uh, I can explain!
00:36:26Let's see how you like it!
00:36:28He's dead!
00:36:34So it stung James right back on the butt!
00:36:40Christopher Robin!
00:36:42Open your umbrella and say
00:36:44Tut Tut!
00:36:46It looks like knee-high!
00:36:50Moments later, this happened!
00:36:52This happened!
00:36:56Fire!
00:37:14These are the wrong sorts of bees!
00:37:16These are the wrong sorts of bees!
00:37:20Baga!
00:37:22I've come to a very important decision!
00:37:24These are the wrong sorts of bees!
00:37:26Shake, shake, shake!
00:37:28Shake, shake, shake!
00:37:44I've come to a very important decision!
00:37:46These are the wrong sorts of bees!
00:37:50Oh Baga!
00:37:52Oh no! I think, I think it's happening!
00:37:54Oh no! It's happening!
00:38:02Christopher Robin!
00:38:04I've come to a very important decision!
00:38:06I got diarrhea!
00:38:12Holy crap, this is the best view I've seen all day!
00:38:14Don't you agree, Christopher Robin?
00:38:16James, stop this crazy thing!
00:38:24Christopher Robin!
00:38:26Christopher Robin!
00:38:28Game!
00:38:30Baga!
00:38:36Six and a half inches later...
00:38:44Well...
00:38:54I'm going to die!
00:39:00Oh, oh help me Baga!
00:39:02I'm stuck again!
00:39:04These are the wrong sorts of bees!
00:39:10Cut, cut! It looks like rain!
00:39:12Cut, cut! It looks like rain!
00:39:18Oh, I've wasted my life!
00:39:20These are the wrong sorts of bees!
00:39:24Whoosh!
00:39:26I think I shall come down!
00:39:38I'll catch you!
00:39:40I'll catch you!
00:39:44Wait a minute!
00:39:46I'm the leader!
00:39:48I'm the one that says when we go...
00:39:50Here we go!
00:39:52Charge!
00:39:58Help!
00:40:00Help!
00:40:02Run away and never return!
00:40:08Well that didn't work!
00:40:10Uh, yeah you think?
00:40:12Christopher Robin...
00:40:14You never can tell with bees!
00:40:18When Pooh gets to Rabbits house...
00:40:26Winnie the Pooh?
00:40:28No!
00:40:30Sawdust!
00:40:34Funny!
00:40:38Winnie the Pooh?
00:40:40No!
00:40:42Honey rhymes with uh...
00:40:44The
00:40:45OH FATE THAT'S-
00:40:46YOU'RE SO GREEDY TO KILL YOUR OWN-
00:40:48REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
00:40:49RUUUUAAAA-
00:40:50MONEY
00:40:51Now.
00:40:51Honey
00:40:52Honey
00:40:53Honey
00:40:54Rabbit.
00:40:54KAUUUUTH
00:40:56Bruh.
00:40:57Honey rhymes with bunny,
00:40:58and bunny rhymes with uh...
00:41:01MONEEEEEEEEEEY
00:41:02I like rabbit.
00:41:03BIKKURER
00:41:04Where'd it go?
00:41:05And I like rabbit.
00:41:06BIK-
00:41:07OH MY GOD
00:41:08MONEY
00:41:08Now.
00:41:09Honey rhymes with bunny,
00:41:10and bunny rhymes with uh...
00:41:11LUIGI?
00:41:12Later that day, Rabbid.
00:41:16What? Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
00:41:22Oh yeah!
00:41:25Is anybody at home?
00:41:32What I said was, is anybody at-
00:41:35Oh bother!
00:41:37You see!
00:41:50Bother!
00:41:51Is anybody at home?
00:41:54Is anybody at home?
00:41:56No! Get out!
00:42:00Oh, then so I shall!
00:42:03So long, suckers!
00:42:05Is anybody at-
00:42:07What I said was, is any-
00:42:09Nobody!
00:42:10Bother!
00:42:11Somebody!
00:42:12We'll never eat lunch in this town again!
00:42:14Die, mailman!
00:42:16Bother!
00:42:25Bother!
00:42:26Isn't there anybody here at all?
00:42:28Noddy!
00:42:29Somebody must have said, Noddy.
00:42:32Did you know that?
00:42:34Nobody must have said, somebody.
00:42:37Hell you know!
00:42:38Rabbid, isn't that you?
00:42:40No!
00:42:41But isn't that the Rabbid-
00:42:42What did I tell you?
00:42:43It must!
00:42:44I don't think so!
00:42:48Bother!
00:42:49I don't think so!
00:42:50It was meant to be!
00:42:54Um, excuse me, what the actual f*** are you doing in my house?
00:42:57Bother!
00:42:58Is there anybody in there?
00:43:00No!
00:43:01Awkward!
00:43:03What I said was-
00:43:04Is there anybody in there?
00:43:06No!
00:43:08Bother!
00:43:09Wait a minute, why does Robotnik is at Rabbid's house?
00:43:12Bother!
00:43:13Is anybody at home?
00:43:15Nope!
00:43:16What I said was, is anybody at home?
00:43:19No!
00:43:21F***!
00:43:22Isn't there anybody here at all?
00:43:24None!
00:43:25Somebody!
00:43:26Because somebody must have said, none.
00:43:28No!
00:43:29Rabbid, isn't that you?
00:43:30None!
00:43:31But isn't that the Rabbid's voice?
00:43:33I can still hear you, you know!
00:43:36Oh!
00:43:38F***!
00:43:39Is anybody at home?
00:43:41No!
00:43:42I don't think so!
00:43:43It was meant to be!
00:43:45Hello!
00:43:46Oh, hello there!
00:43:53Hello, Rabbid!
00:43:54What are you doing, you weirdo?
00:43:57Uh-huh!
00:43:58Uh-huh!
00:43:59Uh, how about-
00:44:05Uh, would you like a peanut?
00:44:07No, I'm a good man!
00:44:08Uh, would you like condensed milk?
00:44:10I have a good old bottle of milk for you!
00:44:17Don't you wanna drink it?
00:44:18Nope!
00:44:20Uh, would you like condensed honey?
00:44:23Or milk on your bread?
00:44:24Both of-
00:44:25What?
00:44:26Both of these nuts!
00:44:30Oh, my gosh!
00:44:31More of the green ones, please!
00:44:32I like the green ones!
00:44:34There you are!
00:44:36That's it!
00:44:37Are you serious?
00:44:38What's that?
00:44:39A tasty snack!
00:44:40You don't wanna go and eat a snack like that!
00:44:42Oh, my gosh!
00:44:43Is, uh, something wrong?
00:44:45I don't know!
00:44:47Well, perhaps it'd save time if you took a whole-
00:44:49Ah!
00:44:50Nom, nom, nom!
00:44:51Nom, nom!
00:44:52So, uh-
00:44:54Poof!
00:44:55So, pool!
00:44:56Eight, and eight, and eight!
00:44:59Eight, and eight, and eight, and eight, and eight, and eight, and eight, and eight, and eight.
00:45:10That's a lot of eight!
00:45:11Come on, let's do lunch!
00:45:12Make your belly mozzarella!
00:45:13Crunch, crunch, crunch!
00:45:14Crunch, crunch, crunch!
00:45:15Until at last, he said to rabbit
00:45:17in a rather gibberish voice.
00:45:24What the f-
00:45:25Oh, will you look at the time!
00:45:26Well, I guess I better be going.
00:45:28Well, goodbye. Just to show you won't have any more.
00:45:32Is there any more?
00:45:33Go away!
00:45:38Goodbye, monkey.
00:45:39Oh no!
00:45:43Bogus.
00:45:44In fun, got to go now.
00:45:46Goodbye, monkey.
00:45:48You're... you're a f***ing idiot.
00:45:50Is there any more?
00:45:51Um... no.
00:45:54Really?
00:45:55No, there isn't.
00:45:57There's no doubt about it now.
00:45:59Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you all...
00:46:02I'm stuck.
00:46:07I gotta go see a man about a dog.
00:46:09Goodbye, tubby.
00:46:11Why does everyone keep saying I'm fat?
00:46:20Oh, help.
00:46:22I'm stuck.
00:46:23I'm stuck, aren't ya?
00:46:25Old Santa need go on diet.
00:46:27Santa is not going on a diet.
00:46:31I'll get Christopher Robin.
00:46:34Bogus. I must be going now.
00:46:36Goodbye, rabbit.
00:46:42I'm stuck.
00:46:44There's only one thing to do. I'll get Christopher Robin.
00:46:47I'm stuck.
00:46:48I'm stuck.
00:46:51I believe I can fly.
00:46:53Oh.
00:46:55I see.
00:46:56Are you f***ing afraid?
00:47:01What?
00:47:02I see. Are you stuck?
00:47:05No, no.
00:47:07Okay.
00:47:09Bogus.
00:47:10I see. Are you stuck?
00:47:13No. Everything's cool.
00:47:15Everything's cool.
00:47:16Oh, who am I killing?
00:47:19You, sir, are stuck.
00:47:23Okay.
00:47:24You, sir, are a stupid sucker.
00:47:26What did you say?
00:47:27Oh.
00:47:30Wow, this place is radical.
00:47:37Somebody call...
00:47:40Oh, Bogus.
00:47:41This situation calls for an expert.
00:47:46Shh.
00:47:48Somebody call for an excavation expert.
00:47:50I'm not in the book, but I'm at your service.
00:47:57I'm not in the book, but I'm at your service.
00:48:00Hello. Goodbye. Hello. Goodbye.
00:48:03Here's my card. What's your problem?
00:48:05Me? I don't have a problem.
00:48:08Oh, okay.
00:48:09Linoleum.
00:48:12Bogus.
00:48:14Want me to...
00:48:18No. This way.
00:48:20Hard digging. Might hit bedrock.
00:48:22Granddad.
00:48:23Dangerous cave entrance.
00:48:30Bogus.
00:48:33Yuck. I've been slobbered.
00:48:36It took us three days to make that potato salad.
00:48:39Three days?
00:48:40Blast it all.
00:48:41G'day.
00:48:44We're dynamites.
00:48:45What's the charge?
00:48:46The charge? What about seven sticks of dynamite?
00:48:48Oh, no, no, no. The cost. The charge.
00:48:49Seven sticks of dynamite.
00:48:51Well, I can't stand around all day, got a tight schedule.
00:48:54Oh, it's natural.
00:48:56Oh, it's natural.
00:48:57Oh, it's natural.
00:49:04Well, I can't stand around all day, got a tight schedule.
00:49:12Bogus.
00:49:13Well, I can't stand around all day, got a tight schedule.
00:49:23Well, I can't stand around all day...
00:49:31Bogus.
00:49:32Well, I can't stand around all day, got a tight schedule.
00:49:36He's taking over.
00:49:37Well, I can't stand around all day, got a tight schedule.
00:49:44Oh.
00:49:45Oh.
00:49:46Dash it all, he's dead.
00:49:47After all, he's not in the book, you know.
00:49:50Meanwhile...
00:49:51In the Disney house.
00:49:52Walt Disney Studios. Mickey Mouse speaking.
00:49:55Yeah, I know.
00:49:58Wally Mingoff is not in the original book.
00:49:59We already created him in the animated film.
00:50:01Bogus.
00:50:05Oh, it's no use.
00:50:06It's no use.
00:50:07It's no use.
00:50:08Well, if we can't pull you out, Pooh, perhaps we can push you back.
00:50:12What?
00:50:15There's only one thing we can do.
00:50:17Nothing.
00:50:18Oh, bother.
00:50:19How long will that take?
00:50:22You're 24 years?
00:50:25If I have face that thing...
00:50:27Oh, no.
00:50:29We hold our world together.
00:50:30We hold our world together.
00:50:31We hold our world together.
00:50:32We hold our world together.
00:50:33We hold our world together.
00:50:37Why?
00:50:38Why?
00:50:39Why?
00:50:40Bogus.
00:50:41If I have to face that thing for months, I might as well make the best of it.
00:50:46Oh, no.
00:50:47There it is again.
00:50:49A few moments later.
00:50:51Crunch.
00:50:53A few moments later.
00:50:55Something tickles.
00:50:59You mess up my mood.
00:51:00Can't you see my smile?
00:51:02My delightful smile?
00:51:04There it is again.
00:51:09Roo has a little surprise for you.
00:51:11Boom.
00:51:13Bogus.
00:51:14Wow.
00:51:15Look at all those flowers.
00:51:17Honey sush.
00:51:21That tastes like my grandma.
00:51:25Oh, my God.
00:51:26He's gonna blow.
00:51:29Uh-oh.
00:51:30Bogus.
00:51:31Hold on.
00:51:32Hold it.
00:51:34Oh, no.
00:51:35Oh, no.
00:51:36Oh, no.
00:51:41No!
00:51:42No!
00:51:43No!
00:51:44No!
00:51:45No!
00:51:46No!
00:51:47No!
00:51:48Maybe I'll invite that squag to lunch.
00:51:49Hold on.
00:51:50Hold it.
00:51:51Ah!
00:51:55Why did I ever invite that squag to lunch?
00:51:59Brain will fall upon you like daggers from the sky.
00:52:02Day after day.
00:52:04Day after day.
00:52:05It's raining.
00:52:06It's pouring.
00:52:07Later that night.
00:52:09Huh?
00:52:10I wonder what's for dinner.
00:52:12AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
00:52:14Get!
00:52:14Up!
00:52:15Oooooooohhh oh oh!
00:52:16Babushka babushka!
00:52:18AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
00:52:22CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!
00:52:23Mute.
00:52:25Squeak.
00:52:26BIG HIT!
00:52:27Oh
00:52:44Lunch box lunch box lunch. I get to eat out of my brand-new lunch box
00:52:52I
00:53:01Still think I can blow out of there
00:53:23I
00:53:34Still think I can blast that what sort of lunch is in that lunch box
00:53:41We have a summer squash pomegranate walnut stew cuckoo
00:53:44There's a semi various rice dishes like jeweled rice bakala lupia shooting various kebabs like jujay
00:53:48Could be a torch and backyard desserts like rosewater pudding halva sashimi. Oh, she can't do it. Oh, gosh. Hey, I'm a hungry
00:53:53If you got any food, oh
00:53:56Yes, of course. Let's see here. We got ice cream green eggs and steamed hams
00:54:02Mac and cheese
00:54:04Balls and pasta dish. Oh, no
00:54:16What sort of love is in that
00:54:27Marmite
00:54:30I
00:54:43Found a mushroom
00:54:59To chocolate
00:55:29Just a minute partner. You can't talk to me like that. I'm spying words
00:55:35I'm spying words
00:55:37But Robert, aren't you the dog gone? Oh near dilute. Oh, yeah, you stay out of this
00:55:47Sucks
00:55:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no not one drop but Robert I wasn't going to eat it
00:55:59City wasn't
00:56:02I'll taste it for you
00:56:15No more honey on this
00:56:29No, not one I was just about to consume this delicious, honey
00:56:44Frickin no, seriously
00:56:59Oh
00:57:10Okay
00:57:29The next day
00:57:59Oh
00:58:16That's my joke
00:58:29Oh
00:58:57Yeah, that only works when I do it
00:58:59I
00:59:23This isn't the Banana Cabana either that one was a mistake
00:59:30Oh
00:59:36One two, three, four one two, three four one two, three four one
00:59:59Oh
01:00:09And so who was a hero for saving piglet and piglet was a
01:00:29Oh
01:00:42And the one and a two and a one two, three four
01:00:59I
01:01:13See only 10 this movie's getting
01:01:21Gosh darn it. I should have stayed at home
01:01:29I
01:01:39Almost forgot
01:02:00230 minutes later
01:02:06Come on already
01:02:29There he goes
01:02:50There he goes
01:02:59Bogus
01:03:22I'm sure he's gone to a better place
01:03:30Mama
01:03:57Island clean out of the book
01:04:00Oh
01:04:10Darn it now, I'm stuck
01:04:22Here we go again
01:04:24Oh
01:04:30Holy crap, I'm in fortnight. Oh my gosh. This is show
01:04:38Stop calling me for God's sake now. Leave me alone
01:04:54Oh
01:05:07It was a miracle, that's what it was and it couldn't have happened to a nice a little
01:05:14That's it
01:05:25Okay, I know this is a false statement but imagine going to the Disney Store at your local mall and you see
01:05:45I've been trying to fulfill my needs and you always stop me your mom might
01:05:57So now
01:06:08You mess with them you mess with us
01:06:14Oh
01:06:33How did you get here
01:06:44You
01:06:50Looks like you're going to the shadow
01:07:03Well, he's dead hey everyone you're all invited to my pizza party, but we didn't do anything
01:07:09Oh, well, it's funny you should I mean that see the epilogue
01:07:29Thanks for everything except for you kill yourself I fucking hate you
01:07:39And so we come to the last part of the collab in which we recollect the memories of all for birthmas collapse and the whole
01:07:45Recap the serious and we say goodbye
01:07:49Goodbye. Oh, no, please. Can we go back to 2020 and do it all over again?
01:07:54Sorry, too, but all ytb clubs. I could have an ending, you know
01:08:00Yes, the time has come at last we started with Tigger bouncing around pouncing everyone during the time winter came
01:08:07We dance all you or have a depressing but rather better birthday as you would ever imagine
01:08:12Next we saw the gang get stuck on a rather blustery day
01:08:16Well, who and pick were known to be heroes at the end and finally last but not least
01:08:21We saw who's stuck on a very particular exit from rabbit's house
01:08:26Now we see who and Christopher Robin comes the enchanted place as the serious ends
01:08:31Pooh
01:08:33What do you like doing best in the world?
01:08:35Well, what do I like best the poopers the funny memes and even some honey. I
01:08:42Will promise not to try too many. I
01:08:45like that, too
01:08:47But what I like best is just doing nothing. What does that have to do with you two poops?
01:08:53You see a fun thing when you get older that's life. Sometimes you just gotta live of it. I
01:08:59Like that, let's do it all the time
01:09:03Promise you won't forget me
01:09:05Ever. Oh, I won't Christopher. I promise and promise you won't catch a brain drain again. Don't worry
01:09:12I'm pretty sure I'll remember everything
01:09:15Everything you've done for me by taking me out for a walk in the hundred-acre wood
01:09:21Silly
01:09:24Wherever they go and whatever happens to them on the way and that enchanted place on top of the forest
01:09:29Remember one thing a special mother of a pooper and a little bear will always be waiting
01:09:50Oh
01:10:20Oh
01:10:50Oh
01:11:20Oh
01:11:50You
01:12:20You
01:12:50You
01:13:20You
01:13:50Oh
01:14:01Boy some honey from a fresh honey true
01:14:04You think it's nice, huh?
01:14:06How would you like if I stuck my finger into an open sore in your head and pulled out whatever was in there?
01:14:11Huh? I bet you didn't like it. You're a teddy bear
01:14:21You
01:14:33Puppy 69 spurt miss King Kenny's lover. Yeah. Happy Burma's Pamela
01:14:51Oh
01:14:54Happy 69th birth miss King Kenny's mom
01:15:02Happy 69th birth miss King Kenny mother. Well, that's all
01:15:06Oh
01:15:19It's your birthday today, it's your birthday today. There's a cat
01:15:26It's your birthday today
01:15:37Baby baby, baby, and that's the story of Winnie the Pooh. What do you think?
01:15:48That's not what happened, I'm fine Oh rats
01:15:59I'm sorry
01:16:02Hey
01:16:04Wait, don't exit out the video yet. There's one more thing. I want to show you all cue the secret surprise
01:16:31Oh
01:16:49See you in a few years folks
01:17:01You

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