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01:00アナタノイキザマハ ナンバーニャン Anata no ikizama ha nanbannyan Your way of life is a number one
01:04きっとそれぞれキャンバー 人生のテキャンバー Kitto sorezore kyambā jinsai no tekyambā I'm sure that each of us is a camper, a genius camper
01:08ウラミコはナシよと爆中で Uramiko wa nashi yo to bakuchū de The Ulamiko are in the middle of the explosion
01:12ウェルコムと爆中で Urelkomu to bakuchū de Welcome to the explosion
01:21そして初めて輝く命 そして初めて輝く命 Soshite hajimete kagayaku inochi And the first shining life
01:24一度落ちたら夢を剥き散る Ichido ochitara yume o fukishiru One day I'll break the dream
01:32ケイくん強いね Kei-kun tsuyoi ne Kei-kun, you're strong
01:34今度俺の家でリアルマージャンしない? Kondo ore no ie de riyaru maajan shinai? Won't you do a real mahjong at my house next time?
01:38俺がマッチャンだ、よろしく Ore ga matchan da, yoroshiku I'll be the matcha, nice to meet you
01:41こんなの、僕の考えた最悪にはない Konna no, boku no kangaeta saiyaku ni wa nai This isn't the worst I've ever imagined
01:46じゃ、携帯は没収な。1.1HKドルな。わかりやすく教えてやると、千点一万五千円、箱一杯四十五万円な。 Then, I'll confiscate your cell phone. 1.1HK dollars. To put it simply, 1,015,000 yen, 450,000 yen for each box
01:58このチームプレイをやられたら、僕は… If I lose this team play, I'll...
02:07ハンチャン3回を終えて、ケイのスコアはトータルマイナス38点。1.1HKドル、57万円の負け。 After the Han-chan 3 rounds, Kei's total score is minus 38 points. 1.1HK dollars, 570,000 yen loss
02:16残るハンチャンはあと2回。 There are 2 rounds left for Han-chan.
02:19ビデオだけどよ。出演料は1本10万な。ネットに顔出しで広告打つからよろしく。 I'll pay you 100,000 yen for each video. I'll advertise it on the internet.
02:27クソクーなら倍の20万出すぞ。 If you're a piece of shit, I'll pay you 200,000 times more.
02:31やったな、ケイくん。あっという間に借金返済だ。 You did it, Kei-kun. You paid off your debt in no time.
02:35何心配すんだ。100や200、すぐに俺が稼がせてやる。 Don't worry. I'll make you pay 100 or 200 right away.
02:40さあ、行くぞ。楽しいマージャン4回目。 Here we go. The 4th round of fun mahjong.
02:48メロンがバンクストピッチャー? Melon, bangusto, pizza?
02:51ルネス、メロン、ポン。 Lunes, melon, pong.
02:55こいつらのチームプレイを何とかしないと。 I have to do something about their team play.
02:59でもどうすればいいんだ。 But what should I do?
03:05そうだ、それができれば。 That's right. If I can do that...
03:08しかし、そんなことが現実にできるものなのか。 But is that something that can be done in reality?
03:12いや、できる。 No, I can do it.
03:17僕ならできるはずだ。 I can do it.
03:24ロン、ゴーニー。いいところから出たぜ。 Ron, goni. That's a good start.
03:29ロン、今度は2000。でもマンガンだ。 Ron, this time it's 2000, but it's still a mangan.
03:35大丈夫、できる。 It's okay, I can do it.
03:38できる。 I can do it.
03:40ほら、お前親だろ。4000だよ。ボケてんじゃねえぞ。 Hey, you're a parent. It's 4000. Don't be stupid.
03:46すみません。 I'm sorry.
03:57ねえねえ、社長さん。 Hey, boss.
04:01今日何曜日? What day is it today?
04:04あぁ、このバカが。 You idiot.
04:07てめえは黙ってまたひられてらいいんだよ。 You just keep quiet and get beaten up again.
04:22半チャン4回が終了して、計はトータルマイナス99点。 148万5000円の負け。 After 4 tries, the total loss is minus 99.1485000 yen.
04:30No, I don't think so, Kei-kun.
04:33What are you going to do? Are you going to raise the rate?
04:36Hey, can you hear me?
04:38I'm sorry.
04:41Um, I'd like to use the bathroom.
04:48But you're good at this.
04:51You can still squeeze it.
04:54I've been good at this since I was on the spot.
04:58Did you see that kid?
05:00I was shocked.
05:04I'm sure there's a way to hunt Japanese people with these guys.
05:13Be careful not to be killed.
05:21It's okay. He's out.
05:25You're late!
05:27I'm sorry.
05:31That's good. You're still motivated.
05:36What are you going to do about the rate? You can't make a comeback at this rate.
05:41Yes, but...
05:44Why don't we lose the end of the jump instead of the rate?
05:48Huh?
05:49In theory, it's possible to get 100 points.
05:52I'll have a chance to make a comeback.
05:56Let's make a comeback.
05:58Until the end.
06:00And the last chance has begun.
06:04What a fool.
06:07He didn't notice that he was in the bottomless pit.
06:13I'm not done yet.
06:16I'm not going home.
06:18I'm going to sleep.
06:21Die!
06:22Huh?
06:24It's boring.
06:28This guy is good, too.
06:31Three colors, 3,900 points.
06:35What?
06:37Are you going to cry?
06:40I'm afraid of the rat.
06:43If you draw a good pin, it's useless.
06:47What?
06:53No way.
07:06Reach.
07:09It's fast.
07:11Damn it. It's only the 40th shot.
07:14There's no safety.
07:16It can't be helped.
07:18Take this.
07:19No.
07:20Huh?
07:22One reach.
07:23Cheat.
07:24No.
07:25Uraura.
07:26Haneman.
07:27If it's not a pin, if it's a power match, it's a tire.
07:31No way.
07:33Did he know he had a pin?
07:36No.
07:38Tagalog can't understand this guy.
07:41It's a coincidence.
07:43Especially Jihai uses the number of the day.
07:46How does he know that?
07:51What day is it today?
07:58Day?
08:00Yes.
08:01I thought Jihai was the worst.
08:04But when I saw you react too much on the day, I got a pin.
08:09No way.
08:12I can record my voice.
08:16What's that black thing?
08:18It's called a MP3 player.
08:22It's perfect for short-term lessons in the bathroom.
08:27No, it's impossible.
08:31No, no.
08:32There's no way a person's language can't be understood by others.
08:35You.
08:36I'm sorry.
08:41Kei's counterattack has begun.
08:44Maramiyako Arao.
08:47OK.
08:51E-pay Dora-Dora.
08:53It's 7,700 yen.
08:56He threw away the tire and the pin.
09:00There's no mistake.
09:02He really understands Tagalog.
09:06I can't use team play with this.
09:09It's like I've brought in an incredible monster.
09:17It can't be helped.
09:22Come on, you guys, put the mountain in front of you.
09:25It's far away.
09:30Ton Yonkyoku. Kei's boss.
09:36Kei's counterattack has begun.
09:46Reach.
09:51I've been waiting for this.
09:54And the best timing.
09:57Haneman's back up.
10:01But it's boring to go up like this.
10:04I'm not satisfied with this.
10:07Let me think about it.
10:11I'll add you to my team play.
10:14Watch this.
10:18I'll kill you.
10:20Let's go.
10:24Open reach.
10:27Kei's counterattack has begun.
10:30How was that?
10:33This is what I'm talking about.
10:37There were a lot of one-sided mahjong here.
10:40I forgot about this.
10:43It's a monster.
10:46Now it's your turn to chase.
10:50Draw.
10:53I see.
10:54I'm sure you're excited.
10:57But can you call it a game to look at people who fall into the trap?
11:02You just made a mistake, didn't you?
11:09If it were true, I would have lost.
11:13Now I'm thinking about it, I'm pretending to put the mountain in front of me.
11:17Didn't you switch it with something?
11:20What are you talking about?
11:22Machan.
11:24You're actually left-handed, aren't you?
11:27Don't be stupid.
11:30No, no.
11:31It's obvious when I see her.
11:34I used my left hand when I hit her earlier.
11:40Your right eye is swollen, too.
11:43You're left-handed.
11:45Then why do you usually act like you're right-handed?
11:50I don't act like I'm right-handed except when I'm left-handed.
11:52I think it's to draw the back of the intruder.
11:55I don't like it when you act like you're right-handed when you're left-handed.
11:59So what are you going to do?
12:01Hey, hurry up and draw.
12:03It's the most effective way to get me to swing in one shot.
12:08Come on, hurry up.
12:10And I don't have to wait for my reach.
12:13And the highest point is high.
12:16That's what I'm supposed to think.
12:17Hurry up and draw.
12:20I don't have to wait for my reach.
12:24Draw!
12:26In other words, the high you prepared is...
12:31Sumo.
12:33One-shot sumo.
12:34Pink Menjin Ittsu Doraichi.
12:36Counting demons.
12:37It's 16,000 all.
12:42Don't be stupid.
12:44You were going to be a boss.
12:47It's all as I read it.
12:51I'm the one who pushed the gun in.
12:55Yeah.
13:01This way!
13:04Huh?
13:09Huh?
13:12How did you know he was left-handed?
13:17Well done.
13:20The next day.
13:32Ouch.
13:34I can't believe you hit me all of a sudden.
13:37Damn it.
13:39You're a good kid.
13:41If you're going to hit your parents, you should be satisfied with that.
13:46How greedy are you?
13:51Mr. Seki.
13:52I didn't think you'd hit me for that.
13:56Huh?
13:58You're hurting the product too much.
14:02And what?
14:03I heard you're making money on DVD.
14:08That's...
14:09Wait a minute.
14:10That's not how you came to kill me.
14:15No, no.
14:16I think it's a good reason to kill people.
14:21No way.
14:23That's right.
14:24Please call an ambulance.
14:27Well, what should I do?
14:30Please help me.
14:33You're still an idiot, aren't you?
14:35That's perfect.
14:36Keep playing mahjong.
14:38Huh?
14:39I hate incompetent people, but I like competent people.
14:44If you beat me, I'll admit you're competent and help you.
14:49No, I can't.
14:50I have a parent's duty.
14:53I can't win.
14:54Then die.
14:57Come on.
14:58If you don't hurry, you'll bleed to death.
15:01No, I can't.
15:02I can't win.
15:06You guys.
15:07Please help me.
15:11Takagi!
15:12Where are you, Takagi?
15:15That's right.
15:16You go first.
15:18Come on.
15:22You're not a man.
15:25Damn it.
15:27I'll watch you.
15:29You're Kei-kun, right?
15:32That's great.
15:36I've been watching you for a while.
15:41Can you explain one thing to me?
15:44I want to know your strategy and way of thinking.
15:47In other words, I want to know how prepared you are.
15:50It's okay.
15:51I won't kill you.
15:52You can play mahjong, so tell me.
15:56Yes.
15:57First of all, Tagalog.
16:00You didn't decode everything, did you?
16:03Yes.
16:04Of course I don't know everything.
16:06I'm not going to tell you.
16:08I don't know.
16:09I don't know.
16:12I don't know.
16:14I don't know.
16:16Okay.
16:18I only know the tones, the E-pins, and the R-rows.
16:23What?
16:25I thought you knew everything.
16:29Yes.
16:30If I were to use a more advanced sword, I wouldn't be able to win.
16:34In order to seal that, I needed a strategy.
16:38Damn it!
16:40Ron.
16:42I'm going to use the Tanyao Dora Dora.
16:44It's a 7700-3.
16:46Next! Next!
16:48Hurry up!
16:52How about that Counting Devil?
16:54He threw away his parents' money.
16:57I can't believe he's going to gamble like that.
17:01That's also a bluff.
17:03I promised I wouldn't deny it,
17:05but Machan-san is the type to enjoy bullying.
17:09He would never come to a 5-man match.
17:11I thought he would definitely show up in that situation.
17:15It's tough even if it's 3-on-1,
17:17but if I'm denied, I have no chance of winning.
17:21In order to seal that, I needed a bluff.
17:24I'm going to make him think he saw through everything.
17:30Are you going to throw away your parents' money?
17:35I'm still in the early stages.
17:36What's more important than winning is the foundation of the match.
17:40If it's a 5-man match,
17:41do you have the confidence to win back 1,500,000 yen with just numbers?
17:46I had no choice but to do it.
17:49Sumo.
17:50Four 6,000-walls.
17:53You have a different personality.
17:55You have excellent memory and creativity,
17:58but that's not all.
18:00You have a special power.
18:02Power?
18:04It's coldness.
18:05It's the ability to think calmly and act coldly.
18:11Even now, you're in front of a man who's about to die,
18:14but you're not afraid of Machan.
18:16You can't do this.
18:19No, I don't want to die.
18:22Why me?
18:24Tenpai?
18:25No, I can't see well because my eyes are blurry.
18:30That's right, I'm Tenpai.
18:32Ryo, I'm waiting for you.
18:35Help me, please.
18:36Sumo.
18:37Five 6,000-walls.
18:41What?
18:44What kind of eyes do you have?
18:47It's like...
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18:52What?
18:57Is he dead?
18:59He's dead.
19:00It's halfway, but it's over.
19:02As promised, I'll give it back to you.
19:04All that's left is money.
19:06Well, that's amazing.
19:08It's worth 2.4 million yen in total.
19:11No, that's...
19:15That's...
19:16I don't need money.
19:17I want to go home quickly.
19:20No, that's...
19:22It's money, but...
19:30That wasn't a reason.
19:34If you're looking for a close word, it's a reflection.
19:38It's a dangerous reflection, like the hand you put out on the knife you dropped.
19:47I don't need money.
19:49Please give me this child.
19:53Do you want Amina?
20:01Hey, Amina.
20:05Why did you give me a hint at that time?
20:09If it wasn't for that hint, I would have lost.
20:13Hey, I can see it in your eyes.
20:18It's my eyes.
20:20It's rotten.
20:23That's why her eyes were so powerful.
20:28She wasn't the only one in despair.
20:33She was fighting alone.
20:41It's all right now.
20:43It's all right.
20:49Do you need money?
20:52I don't need money.
20:54Give me bread.
20:55Amina is realistic.
20:57Realistic...
20:59What?
21:01I have to work part-time.
21:13I put a stone in my cell phone.
21:16I'm sure you'll want to call me.
21:20Yes.
21:31I thought you'd call me.
21:33A chance with an elderly person?
21:35I'll introduce you as much as you want.
21:38I know you want a thrill.
21:41You just wanted something unusual.
21:45You're sick of peaceful days.
21:51Three wins in a row against a professional?
21:54What a shame.
21:56What the hell is this?
22:00It's Dojima.
22:11Let's dance!
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