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00:00I would! I'll play all day!
00:02Yes!
00:31This is the $20,000 Pyramid.
00:37Today's special guests are Judy Norton-Taylor and Grant Goody.
00:43Your host is Dick Clark.
00:49Thank you very much and welcome to the $20,000 Pyramid.
00:54If you were with us on Friday, you know we had one whale of a day.
00:58We fought to a tie and our two guests here gathered up a lot of money.
01:02Let me reintroduce Jack Corky, who's got $2,500 in the till.
01:06Jack, remind us, please, as to your job when you're not here.
01:09I'm an unemployed actor.
01:11I remember that. I was teasing you about being out of work and the fact that that happens to all of us who are in this business at one time or another.
01:16Your partner's new to our game. Judy, have you ever been out of work in your profession?
01:22Yeah, one before I was 13.
01:24Are you kidding? Have you been working ever since?
01:27I started doing the show when I was 13.
01:29People always say, how long have you been acting? I say, 13 years.
01:32And they go, oh, you started in the crib, huh?
01:34You know, it's rare, though. Most actors spend more time looking for work than working.
01:39We're happy to have you. How do you get off in the Waltons? Aren't you guys working?
01:42We're on a month break right now, recuperating, getting ready for our second half.
01:45What a soft life you have.
01:46Oh, I know. It's so rough.
01:48Welcome here. You'll have fun with this thing.
01:50Grant, you've been here before. This is really teller. It's a bundle of laughs, right?
01:54It's great fun.
01:55Sure it is.
01:56No, I didn't mean it that way.
01:57No, it's not... I don't know. It's an easy show, but it's one that puts a lot of stress and strain on your head.
02:03It does.
02:04I should point out that your partner's doing very well. Irma, you've picked up $3,800.
02:08What plateau are you now? What are you trying for?
02:11$15,000.
02:12All right, I'm going to ask all to speak up just a little bit.
02:14$15,000.
02:15That's the spirit, my dear. Don't want to lose you.
02:19Take a look over here, and we'll start from left to right in just a moment.
02:22We have the whites of their eyes, openers, June words, how now, brown cow, fair trade, anatomy lesson,
02:28and Judy will ask you to make the first selection.
02:31We're going to go with anatomy lessons and hope it's body parts.
02:34All right, let's see.
02:36Oh, wow.
02:41Welcome to the show.
02:43I don't know whether you're psychic all around or not. That's something I didn't mention earlier.
02:47You had seven out of seven, your partner.
02:49Just to make me feel real relaxed on my first day here.
02:51Yeah, well, that's all you need is a little extra pressure.
02:53And you wanted it to be parts of the human body, and that's what it is.
02:56All right.
02:57So far, so good. Describe these parts of the human body.
02:59You have 30 seconds.
03:00Don't use a word or form that's in the answer unless it doesn't convey the essence of the answer.
03:04It does the bird sounds.
03:05Once again, parts of the human body.
03:07Ready? Go.
03:09Okay, this is...
03:10Thumb.
03:11Okay. Inside the head.
03:12Skull.
03:13No.
03:14Brain.
03:15Okay. This part.
03:16Ankle.
03:17Okay. What makes you laugh? The bone...
03:18Funny bone.
03:19Okay. Inside here.
03:20These bones.
03:21Appendix. Ribs.
03:22Okay. The muscle right here.
03:24Bicep.
03:25Okay. Your nose.
03:27The sinus.
03:28Mm-hmm.
03:30That's it.
03:31Oh, I'm sorry.
03:32I'm sorry.
03:33That was great.
03:36I was sort of asleep at the switchbearer myself.
03:39That one that we had, the funny bone thing was a bloop, but you got six out of seven.
03:43Grant?
03:44We will try June words.
03:46All right. Let's see what we have.
03:48These are things that rhyme with the word June.
03:52Things that rhyme with the word June.
03:54Ready? Go.
03:56Not a knife, a fork, but a...
03:57Spoon.
03:58And this is 12 o'clock.
03:59Noon.
04:00And this is a sand.
04:01Dune.
04:02And this is, Bugs Bunny is a...
04:04A cartoon.
04:05And this is what you...
04:07It's a tune.
04:08And this is the great...
04:11He makes a lot of money, so he is a millionaire.
04:13Tycoon.
04:14And this is a type of coconut little cake, little cookie...
04:17Macaroon.
04:18Right.
04:19Yes.
04:20Very good.
04:21Very good.
04:22Very nicely done.
04:26Seven to six the score.
04:27And Jack, it's your turn.
04:29Oh, let's try how now brown cow.
04:31All right. Let's see what we have here.
04:33These are things associated with a cow.
04:35Describe these things associated with a cow.
04:38Ready? Go.
04:39Oh, this is the white stuff you get from it.
04:41You drink it.
04:42This is what he says.
04:43Moot.
04:44This is a baby cow.
04:45Calf.
04:46This is where cows live at a kind of farm.
04:49Ranch.
04:50The kind of farm, though.
04:51Dairy farm.
04:52This is what they do out in the grass.
04:54They graze.
04:55This is a whole bunch of them.
04:57A herd.
04:58Oh, this is in India.
04:59It's the holy cow, the...
05:01Another word for holy.
05:04A religious artifact, would you say it was...
05:07Rare.
05:09I'm sorry, it's one of those words.
05:12Sacred.
05:14True.
05:16Well, that was one of those words.
05:17Either it pops into your head or you don't get it
05:19and it didn't pop into your head.
05:21Yeah, I was trying to think of a type of cow.
05:22Yeah, I knew where you were going.
05:24You did the right thing trying to get around
05:26a religious relic and what have you.
05:28In any case, the score is 12-7.
05:30Irma has the choice.
05:31Whites of their eyes, please.
05:32All right.
05:33Please describe these things that are white.
05:35Things that are white.
05:37Ready? Go.
05:38You write on a blackboard with it.
05:39Chalk.
05:40Okay.
05:41It's the stuff that flakes out of your hair.
05:43Dandruff.
05:44Right.
05:45The friendly ghost.
05:46Casper.
05:47Right.
05:48You toast this in a fire.
05:49Marshmallows.
05:50Oh, it's a white wine.
05:52It's...
05:53Chablis.
05:54Right.
05:55It's not a red one.
05:56It's in your blood.
05:58White corpus.
05:59White plate.
06:00Right.
06:01Oh, it's a fragrant flower.
06:02Jungle.
06:03It's a perfume.
06:04Gardenia.
06:05Wow.
06:06Wow.
06:09Come on.
06:12Irma, you're just now fooling around over there.
06:14Grant, if she does that again with your assistance,
06:16the lady will win a $1,000 bonus.
06:1814 is a perfect score.
06:19It took her long there.
06:20We have openers.
06:21Fair trade for Jack and Judy.
06:24I think I'll try fair trade, and I'll give.
06:26All right.
06:27Jack, describe for the lady
06:28these things we get from other countries.
06:31Things we get from other countries.
06:33Ready? Go.
06:35This comes from Russia.
06:36It's a drink, a white drink.
06:37Alcohol.
06:38Oh, gee.
06:39Vodka.
06:40Vodka.
06:45Oh, oh, this is you get from,
06:46with needles you get from China,
06:48and they stick the needles in,
06:49you make you feel better.
06:50Oh, acupuncture.
06:51This is you get from Iran.
06:53It's black, and you put it in your car.
06:55Oil.
06:56These are another word for Levi's.
06:58Slacks, trousers, pants, suit.
07:01Blue.
07:02Jeans.
07:03The ballet dancer from Russia.
07:06Hmm, folks.
07:08That's rough.
07:09Rough category.
07:10Is it Maria?
07:13Jack, I think the most encouraging thing
07:14I can point out here is you've won $2,500,
07:17because I think that's gonna be it.
07:19Yeah.
07:20That other team over there
07:21is shooting for a perfect score.
07:22They need 17 to win the game.
07:24Irma, if you do get to 21,
07:26you'll have a $1,000 bonus.
07:28Do you want to give or receive here?
07:30I'll receive.
07:31Grant, please describe for her
07:32these things that have an opening.
07:35Okay.
07:36I'll repeat the scoring situation again.
07:3817 wins the game.
07:39That's the most important thing to do,
07:40is win the game.
07:41However, if you get to 21,
07:42you'll have a $1,000 bonus.
07:44These are things that have an opening.
07:45Ready?
07:46Go.
07:47The Lincoln.
07:48Tunnel.
07:49This is on the end of a hose.
07:51The nozzle.
07:52Right.
07:53And this is something in cheese.
07:54It's a pasta.
07:55Macaroni.
07:56Right.
07:57And this is where a Neanderthal man would live.
07:59A cave.
08:00Right.
08:01And this is not a bugle, but a...
08:02Trumpet.
08:03Yeah.
08:04And this is when you pour things into a glass,
08:05and it's round, and you pour it in,
08:07and it goes in like this.
08:08Shaker.
08:09A funnel.
08:10Goes in like, right?
08:11And this is what you wear in the rain,
08:12and you put it over your head.
08:13A raincoat.
08:14A Macintosh.
08:15A poncho.
08:16That's it.
08:17$1,000 bonus.
08:18Wins the game.
08:19Congratulations, Jack and Irma.
08:20Jack, you got your $2,500.
08:21Good game.
08:22I'm sorry.
08:23They got away with you there
08:24a little bit early in the game.
08:25You're up to $4,800.
08:26You can quit now.
08:28But would you like to go on?
08:29Why not?
08:30Silly question.
08:31Come on.
08:32Let's go.
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11:00We're still, we're talking about is there anybody who's ever infallible at this game.
11:04We got some good players, but everybody, there's so many things that can go crazy in this.
11:09I should speak encouragingly.
11:10You're going to win the money.
11:11Of course.
11:12But of course.
11:13Of course.
11:14Whatever.
11:15You mentioned one of your kids, do you have more than one?
11:19I have two.
11:20Boys?
11:21Well, yeah.
11:22Two boys.
11:23Two boys?
11:24All right.
11:25No more mumbling now.
11:26No.
11:27Project.
11:29If you're lucky, you've got $4,800.
11:30Grant, you know the rules.
11:31If you get stuck on one, skip it and come back.
11:32If you make a mistake, the thing sounds like that.
11:35Concentrate, folks.
11:36Much good luck for $15,000.
11:40Here's your first subject.
11:41Go.
11:42A desk.
11:43The manager.
11:44Furniture.
11:45Things in an office.
11:46Secretary.
11:47Right.
11:48I'm going to break into your house and steal everything.
11:51What a burglar says?
11:53Because I'm dirty.
11:54Why you take a bath?
11:55Why you wash?
11:58The fourth.
11:59Fonda.
12:00Henry's.
12:01The army.
12:02A club.
12:03Things you join.
12:04Milk.
12:05Iced tea.
12:06Things you drink.
12:07Things in a glass.
12:08Things that are cold.
12:09Iced tea.
12:10Things you drink.
12:11Refreshing things.
12:12Kool-Aid.
12:13Refreshing things.
12:14Liquid.
12:15Milk.
12:16Iced tea.
12:17Ice cubes.
12:18Things that are cold.
12:19Things that are cold.
12:20Stirrer.
12:21Ice cubes.
12:22Things in the refrigerator.
12:23Mint juleps.
12:24Cold things.
12:25Cold things.
12:26Cold things.
12:28Cold things.
12:29Icy things.
12:30Cool things.
12:31Water.
12:32Iced tea.
12:33Beverages.
12:34Beverages.
12:35Liquids.
12:36Drinks.
12:37Things in a glass.
12:38Kool-Aid.
12:39Things in a pitcher.
12:40Yes.
12:41Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh,
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13:51God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God,
13:55oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh,
13:59my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my
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14:43God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my
14:49God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my
14:55God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my
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16:33I'm a pharmaceutical salesman.
16:34Welcome aboard. Grant, your partner's name is Debbie? Oh, boy, I'm gonna blow it.
16:39Becafee?
16:39You got it right.
16:41Oh, I sweat those so bad. What do you do, Debbie?
16:42I'm a student. I just graduated from high school this past June, and I'm gonna start college in January.
16:47Much good luck to you there. We're gonna start with Wayne in just a second. Let's check the subject.
16:50We have window shopping, wearing of the green, it's a pain in the neck, a house of cards, games people play,
16:55tea for two, and if you will, Judy, select the first one.
16:58We're gonna try wearing of the green.
17:00You know the seven is gone and won't play in this game. You are going to describe these famous Irishmen.
17:05Famous Irishmen. Ready, go.
17:08Okay, he plays Archie Bunker.
17:10Carroll O'Connor.
17:12It's a day, it's Saint...
17:13Patrick's Day.
17:15He played with Judy Garland. He was a little guy.
17:18Mickey Rooney.
17:20He was the famous guy who stood there with a blank face and had his own show.
17:23Everyone imitates him. A really big shoe.
17:26Oh, yeah, Sullivan.
17:27Okay, he was a brother of John F.
17:30Bobby Kennedy?
17:31No.
17:32John Kennedy? Teddy Kennedy?
17:33Yeah.
17:34Edward Kennedy?
17:35Oh, she's with Stilla. Stilla Ann.
17:38Ann Meara.
17:42Scores five to nothing at the moment.
17:46Grant, which one of these five?
17:49Tea for two, please.
17:50All right, sir. Please describe these things associated with tea.
17:54Things associated with tea.
17:56Ready, go.
17:57Not a lime, but a...
17:58Lemon.
18:00And this is the... It comes in a little...
18:02A tea bag.
18:03And this is... Baked beans come from the capital of Massachusetts?
18:07Boston.
18:08And this is... Doesn't live here anymore. It's a show on TV, right?
18:11Hour.
18:12And this is what... A tea...
18:14A kettle.
18:15Right. And this is someone who reads tea leaves?
18:17A fortune teller.
18:18Right. And this is what you do to it, and you do it to beer, too.
18:21Brew it.
18:22Right.
18:23All right, perfect score.
18:25All right, the score is seven to five.
18:27And the remaining substance is window shopping.
18:29It's a pain in the neck to house the cards. Games people play.
18:32And Judy, what is your pleasure? Or Wayne. I beg your pardon.
18:35How about window shopping?
18:36Window shopping. All right, sir. Please describe for your partner
18:39these things associated with a window.
18:42Things associated with a window.
18:44Ready, go.
18:45The curtains are also called...
18:46Drapes.
18:47Drapes, right.
18:48The...
18:49Sill.
18:50Right.
18:51The guy who looks through it at night.
18:52Keeping Tom.
18:53Right.
18:54The...
18:55View.
18:56Right.
18:57You put them on to keep bugs out.
18:58Little holes.
18:59They have little holes in them to keep the bugs out.
19:01Blinds, shades.
19:02Metal. They're metal.
19:03Go on.
19:04Okay.
19:05Screens.
19:06Right.
19:07Outside of the sill is...
19:08Ledge.
19:09Right.
19:10And wooden things that come close.
19:11Shutters.
19:12That's it.
19:13Got them all.
19:14I was thinking of big holes.
19:19I was trying to think of something with big holes,
19:21and somehow screens didn't fit that.
19:23Yeah, the little metal with holes in it
19:25didn't sound like a screen for a minute.
19:26It just sounded, you know...
19:27In any case, you got it, my dear.
19:29It's 12 to 7.
19:30We move back over to your opponent here.
19:32Debbie?
19:33Games people play.
19:34All right.
19:35Please describe for Grant
19:36these things in a TV game show.
19:38Things in a TV game show.
19:40Well, what are you gonna do?
19:41Ready?
19:42Go.
19:43Okay.
19:44You roll the...
19:45Dice.
19:46And him.
19:47Right up here.
19:48The announcer MC.
19:49Master of Ceremonies.
19:50Dick Clark.
19:51Right.
19:52What is it?
19:53A Chinese...
19:54Gong.
19:55Right.
19:56And what I am.
19:57I'm on the show.
19:58Contestant.
19:59Right.
20:00And you win the grand...
20:01Prize.
20:02Right.
20:03And all in the...
20:04Family.
20:05Right.
20:06And these things.
20:07It's a pain in the neck.
20:08A house of cards.
20:09Those are all...
20:10Categories.
20:11Right.
20:12That's it?
20:13Okay, good.
20:14That's the perfect score.
20:15Team that's behind gets the choice.
20:16Judy and Wayne, you like to have them?
20:17I'm gonna try a house of cards.
20:18All right.
20:19And who's going to do what?
20:20I'm going to give.
20:21All right.
20:22Please describe for Wayne these things associated with a credit card.
20:26Things associated with a credit card.
20:28Ready?
20:29Go.
20:30A place you go to eat.
20:31Restaurant.
20:32Uh-huh.
20:33The dial has, on telephone, has what on it?
20:36Numbers.
20:37Uh-huh.
20:38You sign.
20:39It's what?
20:40What's it called?
20:41The invoice to slip the bill.
20:42When you sign your name.
20:43The receipt.
20:44Signature.
20:45Signature.
20:46Okay.
20:47What kind of card is it?
20:48You, instead of paying in cash, you...
20:49Credit.
20:51What type of material is it made out of?
20:52Plastic.
20:53Uh-huh.
20:54When they give you another piece, another print of it.
20:56A duplicate, a copy.
20:57Uh-huh.
20:58At the end of the month, they send you...
20:59No.
21:00Good.
21:04What?
21:05That was a toughie.
21:07It's... I kept trying to...
21:08I kept thinking I was going to say the word because they're so...
21:10Yeah, it's no consolation, Judy, but that was a tough category
21:13because you had to use so many words to get the information across.
21:16Score is 18 to 14.
21:1718 to 14.
21:18That doesn't look too good right here
21:19because these two folks are shooting for a perfect score of 21.
21:22I'll give you a bonus of $1,000, Debbie, if you get there.
21:25The main thing is to win it.
21:26You need 19 to do that.
21:27You have the screen.
21:28Is that the way you want to play?
21:29Yes.
21:30Yes.
21:31Describe for Grant these things that make you irritable.
21:33Things that make you irritable.
21:35They need a score of 19 to win.
21:3721's a bonus.
21:38Ready?
21:39Go.
21:40Okay, when you drink too much, you have...
21:41Hangover.
21:42Right.
21:43And when you can't sleep.
21:44Uh, your insomnia.
21:45Right.
21:47The moisture in the air.
21:48Humidity.
21:49Right.
21:50And when you call on the telephone and you can't get through.
21:52Long distance.
21:53Busy signal.
21:54Right.
21:55And when the water is dripping from the ceiling, you have a...
21:56Leak.
21:57Right.
21:58And a firecracker or an explosion.
21:59A big...
22:00Boom.
22:01No, the thing that it is.
22:02The actual thing.
22:03The sound.
22:04Another word for sound.
22:05Explosion.
22:06No, another word.
22:07Crash.
22:08Boom.
22:09In this city, there are so many of them.
22:10Cars and dogs.
22:11Noise.
22:12Right.
22:13Oh.
22:14You won the game.
22:16There's only one more.
22:17Debbie, how do you want to play for the big money?
22:21I think I'll receive.
22:22Let's go.
22:24Okay.
22:28Good luck.
22:29Bye, buddy.
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24:39No.
24:40Anything I can get you, no.
24:42The best thing you can do is try to relax as much as you can.
24:45You're going to try for $10,000.
24:47You've got 60 seconds and six subjects.
24:49We wish you much good luck.
24:50Here's your first subject. Go.
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24:55Small, cuddly animal.
24:59Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
25:01Science fiction movies. Richard Dreyfuss movies.
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25:37Images.
25:45A cat.
25:48A famous celebrity.
25:51Identitarian.
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25:59Let me find out who these crazies are that just ran up here.
26:27Are you a proud Papa? I'm a very proud Papa. Even if she hasn't won the $10,000, I'm still proud.
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26:48Oh, thank you so much.
26:51That's almost as much as we can give away.
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28:31I feel like an outcast, my dear.
28:34$25,000. Congratulations, Debbie. Congratulations, Grant.
28:39Maybe we'll see you tomorrow.
28:42If I don't kill him tonight.
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