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00:00In Japan, it's like, you know, from a witch...
00:25Oh.
00:27Oh.
00:30I'll find out who did this, and I will rip their legs off.
00:37Oh, honey, um...
00:40Don't.
00:42Why?
00:44Let's just call the police.
00:46Come on, don't be ridiculous. It's just a kid who stole a spray can from his dad and decided it would be very funny to paint our car.
00:53That's it. Case closed. I've got it all figured out.
00:57Oh, no, no, don't.
01:00Don't do it.
01:02Honey, it's not funny at all, and I'm kind of running late.
01:08Oh, so, uh, don't you have time for me on a day like this?
01:17Well, I really want you.
01:24Right now.
01:30To call the police.
01:36Can you do it? It's really important to me.
01:40Wow.
01:42Of course.
01:44Anything for you.
01:47Goodbye.
01:54Bye.
02:03Well, it seems to me that I, uh, forgot my phone.
02:07Really?
02:09Yeah. Anyway, you make the call, and I'll go and get my phone.
02:13Sure. Be quick.
02:24Hey, hey, everyone, out.
02:32So, which one of you geniuses came up with this?
02:37Uh, Lisa, calm down.
02:40Calm down? I mean, we had a super simple plan.
02:44I just hide the cake in the trunk, and you guys come here in the morning and just wait until we calm down.
02:50So when and at what point did you decide that painting my car was the missing element we desperately needed?
02:57Listen, listen, we didn't do it. None of us touched the car.
03:02Where's Steve?
03:04Uh, Steve couldn't make it.
03:06That's so Steve. I mean, it's definitely his prank. He did it.
03:13Sure.
03:15Wonderful.
03:16Wonderful. I'm just, no, no, just wonderful.
03:20Get back, all of you, get back to your spots. I'll deal with it myself.
03:24God. Oh, God.
03:46Yes.
03:57Lisa?
03:59I heard a bang.
04:01Oh, really?
04:03Yeah, I heard something went boom. Did you hear it?
04:06Uh, no.
04:08Yeah, I was trying to catch a connection. You know, maybe someone drove off carelessly.
04:14So you haven't called the cops?
04:17Oh, no. Did you find your phone?
04:22No, no, I haven't found it. And this is, this is really weird. I mean, okay, let's go outside and call the cops from there.
04:32No, I mean, um, I mean, I've just calmed down and I really think it's kids.
04:39I don't know. I think, I think you were right. Anyway, my plans for the day are messed up and I'm ready to wait for the cops even if it was a kid.
04:48So, yeah, grab your phone and let's go.
05:01This is my phone.
05:10This is definitely my phone. How could it get there?
05:16Um, there is only one way to figure it out.
05:24No. It all seems, you know, you know what it seems like, right?
05:29Just, just open it already.
05:39No!
05:45Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Harry.
06:10Listen, it's, it's, it's, it's not what you think it is. Listen.
06:17Dear Harry, I congratulate you on your birthday and wish you strength and courage on this day that will help you go through the difficult process of divorce.
06:27You lacked the confidence to tell your wife about our relationship, so as a gift for your birthday, I took this difficult decision upon myself.
06:36All the pictures and details of our relationship have already been mailed to her and I hope she will receive them with the dignity with which you kept me from being married.
06:53With love, your Nancy.
06:58So, uh, what did you want to say to me, Harry?
07:03I wanted to say it's, it's, it's not, it's not, it's not me. It's Farah Shah, but it's not me.
07:09Yeah.
07:13Happy birthday, cheater. See you in court.
07:19No, no, no, please, please, please.
07:33Yeah.