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00:19Here we are at one of the country's most interesting zoos.
00:22
00:38Here we find the wolf in his natural setting.
00:41Next, a pack of camels.
00:45
00:48A North American greyhound.
00:49
00:54And here, two bucks and five cents.
00:59
01:02And here, two friendly elks.
01:04Hello Bill.
01:05Hello Bill.
01:06Hello Bill.
01:07Hello Bill.
01:09No zoo would be complete without a monkey cage.
01:12
01:26
01:55Hey sister, can't you read?
01:58
02:05Mother nature's own weatherman.
02:07The little groundhog and his chattel.
02:11
02:15Over here, we find...
02:17
02:41
02:46Well, we're lucky.
02:48It's feeding time for the giraffe.
02:51
03:08Listen now fella, this is the second time I've had to speak to you.
03:12Leave that lion alone, I'm warning you.
03:15I'm a bad boy.
03:18
03:21And here we come to a family of white rabbits.
03:24Of course, you all know how fast they multiply.
03:28
03:36Now over here in the birdhouse, we find the wise old owl.
03:41Who?
03:42You.
03:43Me?
03:44Yes.
03:45Oooh.
03:47
03:49An interesting bird is the South African talking parrot.
03:53Polly want a cracker?
03:55I said, uh, Polly want a cracker?
03:58Nah, gimme a short beer.
04:01
04:03Another interesting bird is the Alcatraz jailbird.
04:07I didn't do it, I tell ya.
04:09Okay, I was framed, see?
04:11Yeah, I'm innocent.
04:13Yeah, I can't do this to me, see?
04:15I can't hang this on me.
04:17I didn't do it, I tell ya.
04:18I didn't do it, I tell ya.
04:20Oh, he did so do it.
04:22I saw him with my very own eyes.
04:24So there.
04:25
04:28Over here, we find Mother Ostrich on her nest.
04:32
04:41And you do have something to crow about.
04:44Look out, look out.
04:47Well, a jackpot.
04:50Ha ha ha ha ha.
04:52Ha ha ha ha ha.
04:53Ha ha ha ha ha.
04:54Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
04:56Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
05:00For the last time, you'd better stop annoying that lion
05:03if you know what's good for ya.
05:05I'm a bad boy.
05:10New to the zoo is an elephant just in from Africa.
05:14Hello, express company, this is Joe Jumbo.
05:18We'll send it up right away.
05:21You know, those guys have had my twunk for a week.
05:28And here we have...
05:30Well, these are some things we had left over from that last New Year's party.
05:41Passing back and forth in their cage, we find two restless panthers.
05:45Bread and butter. Bread and butter. Bread and butter. Bread and butter. Bread and butter. Bread and butter.
05:52Well, here we have J. Wellington Buttonhook.
05:55Mr. Buttonhook used to thrill thousands at the circus by putting his head in a lion's mouth.
06:06In this cage, we find the Rocky Mountain Wildcat.
06:09Yes!
06:13Hey, bud, hey, just a minute, bud.
06:15Tell me, just what made you wild?
06:18What made me wild? What made me wild?
06:21Well, I'll tell you. They called my name out at bank night, and I wasn't there!
06:33Well, I guess that little fella finally took my advice and went home.
06:39To be continued...