Original release date: August 6, 2015
White guy is Vietnamese substitute teacher in Vietnam but mispronounces names wrong to sound like swear words.
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White guy is Vietnamese substitute teacher in Vietnam but mispronounces names wrong to sound like swear words.
Watch 'Asian Massage':
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00:00So Vy is Vietnamese and some names sound really funny if you mispronounce them in English.
00:04So we decided to do a parody of Vietnamese name and Chad as a substitute teacher in Vietnam.
00:10And all of these names are real Vietnamese names.
00:17Alright, listen up! I'm y'all substitute English teacher, Mr. Clay.
00:22In this class, we do not speak Vietnamese. We speak American.
00:28Let's take attendance.
00:31Bitch and guy.
00:34We got a bitch and guy in this class?
00:41Yeah.
00:42Uh, you mean bitch and guy?
00:45Oh, so that's how it's gonna be.
00:48I said no Vietnamese in this class.
00:51I got my eye on you, bitch and guy.
00:54Fuckin' go.
00:58Anybody fuckin' go today?
01:03Yes, sir.
01:04Uh, my name Phuc Ngo.
01:08You couple of fries should have a happy meal, Phuc Ngo.
01:11No.
01:12You wanna flippin' go, fuckin' go?
01:14No.
01:15Cause we could go right now.
01:18This is my class.
01:19No.
01:20Cause we could go right now.
01:23Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's rainin'.
01:27A choo-choo train.
01:30Can I get an a-choo?
01:34Now one of y'all better not say some silly-ass name.
01:37Cause my temper's gettin' hotter than a billy goat's ass in a pepper field.
01:42You mean A-cho?
01:44Son of a bitch!
01:47You say your name and say it right, right now.
01:50A-cho.
01:51Say it right.
01:52A-cho.
01:53Right.
01:54A-cho.
01:55Correctly.
01:56A-choo.
01:57God bless you.
01:58Now, die tryin'.
02:03Anybody die tryin'?
02:06You better be sick.
02:08Or die tryin' to catch a cold from a-choo over here.
02:11Yes, sir.
02:12No.
02:17Why didn't you answer me the first time I said it, huh?
02:19Huh?
02:20I mean I said it like four times.
02:22Die tryin'.
02:24Because the people, they call me the die-chin.
02:27Son of a bitch!
02:30You done messed up, die tryin'.
02:32Now get your ass down to Mountain Dew's office right now.
02:36Who the hell?
02:38Mountain Dew.
02:40Principal Mountain Dew?
02:42Get out of my goddamn class before I kick you where the good Lord split ya!
02:46Now who else wants to go to Mountain Dew's office?
02:49You, my ho?
02:53How about you, hung dong?
02:56No.
02:57You want to go too deep?
02:59No go, no go too deep, no go.
03:01You want to go to the principal's office, new thong?
03:04Looks like you're about to break, hymen.
03:08Now.
03:10Harry Dick.
03:11I'm here, Mr. Clay.
03:40Teacher, I like pussy cat.
03:43Yeah.