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00:00We can peer into the minds of lower lifeforms via the Cortex Scan.
00:08Rip the pre-literate thoughts from their pathetic little brains!
00:17Moo? Primitive, yet profound. Scan another one.
00:30Moo? Primitive, yet profound. Scan another one.
00:45Again with the Moo? I think these lactating bovoids are trying to fool us.
01:00They eat with their mouths? Ugh, I think I'm going to be violently ill.
01:09Attention Earth creatures, this plan-
01:18With your arms above all the astounding power of Psychokinesis Crypto,
01:23target an object or creature, then lift it into the sky.
01:31Moo?
01:35Moo?
01:37Use PK to finish off the belligerent bovines. Slam them into the ground!
01:42Moo?
02:00Curse these creatures!
02:06Moo?
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02:25Ow!
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03:06Good work Crypto!
03:15Mmm, Martha! He didn't tell me we was having barbeque for dinner!
03:20What?
03:25This looks like a job for the Zapomatic! Fry that farmer!
03:37Extract and collect the brainstem from what's left of the Agricultural Engineer.
03:46You can consume the brainstem and collect the Furon DNA.
03:55Harold! Come on back! You've got to see this! They got-
04:17Be merciless! Let none survive!
04:24Moo?
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05:58Well, it beats being on my feet!
06:05Excellent work Crypto!
06:16Boy, I could just fall asleep here and-
06:19Moo?
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06:38Flying farmer! Now there's something you don't see every day!
06:44A horseshoe!
06:55Moo?
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07:05Good work Crypto!
07:16Moo?
07:24Boo the Furonity! Vaporize them Crypto!
07:54Moo?
08:15What's going on?
08:17You haven't got the guts!
08:25Moo?
08:33Crypto! My radar shows more humans approaching!
08:36Hurry to the saucer!
08:55Moo?
09:07Somebody there? Call the army! Call the marines!
09:15Get in your flying saucer and annihilate everything in your path!
09:25Take a spin in your path Crypto!
09:28Get a feel for the controls and then go ahead and start shooting!
09:34Destroy all buildings! Leave no trace!
09:37Bomb those monkeys back to the stone age!
09:55Moo?
10:06Destroy all buildings! Leave no trace!
10:09Bomb those monkeys back to the stone age!
10:14Moo?
10:22Defeat!
10:44I'm shooting Crypto!
11:02Move out men! Move! Move! Move!
11:07I don't know but I've been told!
11:09I don't know but I've been told!
11:13Crypto! I hereby give you official permission to destroy all humans!
11:43Look out! There are more to the north in the bushes!
11:48Replenish your saucer's shields by draining any human vehicle!
12:13Move! Move! Move! Move!
12:16Move! Move! Move! Move!
12:39You're blocking my shot down the goddamn way!
12:46Crypto! I hereby give you official permission to destroy all humans!
12:51Crypto! I hereby give you official permission to destroy all humans!
13:09Crypto! I hereby give you official permission to destroy all humans!
13:21Crypto! I hereby give you official permission to destroy all humans!
13:28Busting in basic!
13:44Where do you think you're going, Mars?
13:51You're blocking my shot!
14:15You're blocking my shot!
14:22Look out! There are more to the north in the bushes!
14:27Replenish your saucer's shields by draining any human vehicle!
14:45That's the wrong way!
14:51Wrong way!
15:21You're blocking my shot!
15:30Throw down, baby!
15:36Zabob!
15:51Zabob!
15:59Get back to the invasion site, or I'll drag you back myself!
16:22Zabob!
16:43The humans are making a final push! Wipe them out once and for all!
16:52You're blocking my shot!
17:00That's the wrong way!
17:21Crypto! I hereby give you official permission to destroy all humans!
17:51Crypto! I hereby give you official permission to destroy all humans!
17:56Look out! There are more to the north in the bushes!
18:21Look out! There are more to the north in the bushes!
18:26Replenish your saucer's shields by draining any human vehicle!
18:56That's the wrong way!
19:03That's the wrong way!
19:16Zabob!
19:26Zabob!