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00:00:00Ellen Musk, the only woman on the Forbes 30 under 30 list, arrives at Atlanta today.
00:00:11What a business tycoon is doing here in Georgia, a forgotten stage no one knows.
00:00:16Angela, my next door neighbor, still selling your hippie junk here?
00:00:20If your mother-in-law sees, she's going to throw a big fit again.
00:00:26Your mother-in-law was right about you.
00:00:28What's the point of watching the news all day about these moguls if you can't even apply it to your penniless self?
00:00:33And how do you know that this is none of my business?
00:00:38All right, everybody get out.
00:00:41We got an important guest coming.
00:00:45You.
00:00:50You deaf? I said pack up and scram.
00:00:52I paid the staff here already.
00:00:54And if you want me to leave, then fine, but you have to compensate for today's losses.
00:01:00I want to say that again.
00:01:03You know who's visiting today?
00:01:05Ellen freaking Musk, one of the richest people in the world.
00:01:09Ellen Musk. Of course, a hick like you probably never heard of her.
00:01:13Just know that you can't afford to piss her off.
00:01:16Really? Ellen Musk is flying all the way to Atlanta just to come to some flea market.
00:01:23You don't think that she could be coming to see me?
00:01:29Coming to see you. All right.
00:01:32You know what? I'll play your game.
00:01:34If she does it so much as give you a glance, I'll eat dirt.
00:01:40Deal.
00:01:49Ellen Musk, get to the flea market within 10 minutes.
00:01:53Or else you're fired.
00:02:13Prepare the limo. Miss Lockhart requires us immediately.
00:02:23Ah, your 10 minutes is almost up.
00:02:25Good. Hope you don't wet your pants.
00:02:28Five, four, three, two, one.
00:02:40Ellen, I mean, Miss Musk, Ellen, I mean, I'm sorry that I, sorry to frighten you.
00:02:50How's my boss bitch?
00:02:51Kick an ass, girlfriend.
00:02:53So how do you, like?
00:02:57She's my boss.
00:02:58Eh, I prefer business partner or best friend.
00:03:03No way.
00:03:07Well?
00:03:12No, no, no, I'm sorry for offending your boss.
00:03:14No, I won't do it again.
00:03:18All right, that's enough.
00:03:20We're not tyrants here.
00:03:28Sir, I found Angela Lockhart.
00:03:36You mean Angela Lockhart.
00:03:38The runaway bride.
00:03:41You made me lose one million dollars in just one game of poker.
00:03:46Who are you?
00:03:49Where is she?
00:03:51Atlanta.
00:03:52And you were right.
00:03:53It was secretly her propping up Ellen Musk.
00:03:55My clever bride.
00:03:57I will chase you to the end of the world if I have to.
00:04:04Max, prep the jet.
00:04:06I'm heading to Atlanta.
00:04:12Dr. Wilson, Ben and Sterling's on the move.
00:04:14He's headed to Atlanta.
00:04:15Atlanta?
00:04:16The game is afoot.
00:04:17I'm going.
00:04:18Wait, Dr. Wilson, the Prince of Bhutan needs your medical attention.
00:04:21He can wait.
00:04:22I need to pick up my bride.
00:04:27Dr. Wilson!
00:04:34General Eisenhower reporting, sir!
00:04:37Douglas, Sterling and Shane Wilson are headed to Atlanta.
00:04:40Atlanta!
00:04:42Where is that?
00:04:45Warner, prepare my war plate!
00:04:47Don't sue going after my fiancée.
00:04:49This is war.
00:05:07I've secretly allowed your husband, Jared Cooper, to win the bid on the Maple Plaza project like you asked me to.
00:05:12Thank you so much, Ellen.
00:05:14This is going to be the best anniversary gift ever.
00:05:17That project is worth billions.
00:05:19He can finally take his company public.
00:05:21But, Angela, my boss,
00:05:25I don't understand why you do so much for him behind the scenes without ever revealing your true identity.
00:05:31Without your backing, no offense, but he's nothing without you.
00:05:36Well, three years ago...
00:05:42Three years ago...
00:05:59You saved me.
00:06:04He saved me, and I fell in love with him instantly.
00:06:08I didn't want to reveal my true identity because I didn't want him to feel the pressure of being with a billionaire heiress.
00:06:14But now, with this contract, I feel like we'll be on more equal footing and then I can finally come out to the public.
00:06:22So that's why you have me secretly helping him.
00:06:25I'm sure he'll be moved when he finds out.
00:06:30But why work at the flea market?
00:06:33Are you disguising yourself to test him?
00:06:36Well, these exotic spices are incredibly rare and cost a fortune to find.
00:06:41Plus, I get to make the best dishes for my hubby and his mom.
00:06:45You seem happy being a housewife.
00:06:51Where the hell are you?
00:06:53Don't tell me you were selling junk at the flea market again.
00:06:56Get home stacked. It's a big day today.
00:07:00That was...
00:07:03My mother-in-law, Carol, she judges me because she thinks I come from a lower class family.
00:07:08But she's going to be ecstatic tonight when I finally come out and tell her who I really am.
00:07:14You know, she even remembered our third year anniversary.
00:07:22Please spend more time with my son.
00:07:26Hi, I'm home.
00:07:28I have a big announcement I have to make.
00:07:31Finally, you're back. Now sign the divorce papers.
00:07:36Divorce papers?
00:07:39Is this some sort of misunderstanding, mom?
00:07:42God, don't call me mom again.
00:07:46We're ending that relationship.
00:07:48Just look at you. Dirt all over.
00:07:51You're selling the title of Mrs. Cooper.
00:07:53You don't deserve my son. You're way below his league.
00:07:57I'm below his league?
00:07:59That's right. You are.
00:08:02Jared is signing a hundred billion dollar contract tomorrow with the Ellen Musk.
00:08:08And then his company's going public.
00:08:11That's how much he's accomplished in three years.
00:08:13But you, you're still just a stinky hippie peddler.
00:08:19Jared's like the king in the clouds.
00:08:22And you...
00:08:23You will always just be a pawn.
00:08:27Like dirt on our shoes.
00:08:32Dirt on your shoes?
00:08:34But Ellen Musk works for me.
00:08:38You're delusional. You will never upgrade to a queen.
00:08:42How dare you compare yourself to the real deal here.
00:08:48Resorting to lies is definitely not good enough for Jared.
00:08:51And who are you to come into my house and meddle with my family matters?
00:08:59You're nothing but a pathetic excuse for a wife.
00:09:04Jared deserves a queen like Kaylee.
00:09:06Not a lowlife dirtbag.
00:09:08Enough!
00:09:10Jared, I knew you wouldn't divorce me.
00:09:14But I am.
00:09:16Don't fight it, Angela.
00:09:19Here's 500K.
00:09:21You'll never make as much as a hippie peddler selling spices.
00:09:25Now sign the papers, take your check, and leave.
00:09:28Don't embarrass yourself further.
00:09:32I've done so much for you these past three years.
00:09:36Did that not mean anything to you?
00:09:39Didn't expect you to be so greedy.
00:09:42Fine. Here's another 200,000.
00:09:46500,000 is too much for her already.
00:09:49She's done nothing.
00:09:51Hasn't even contributed a grandchild.
00:09:54She just sells cheap grass all day.
00:09:56Is that really how much I'm worth to all of you?
00:10:01I took care of both of you these past three years.
00:10:05You think we can't just hire a maid to cook for us or something?
00:10:09And she wouldn't embarrass us with that permanent stench.
00:10:13A hippie peddler becoming the wife of a CEO?
00:10:17What a joke.
00:10:19If you actually love my son,
00:10:21you'll sign the damn divorce papers already.
00:10:24And leave!
00:10:27You really think that Jared would have gotten that Maple Plaza bid without me?
00:10:32Let alone taking the company public?
00:10:34I did everything for you, Jared.
00:10:38Now you take credit for my son's success?
00:10:44It's all my work!
00:10:48Baby, we're going to be late for the auction
00:10:52if we keep letting this psycho stall us.
00:10:56You did say you would win me Princess Diana's tiara, didn't you?
00:11:01So, she's the reason for the divorce.
00:11:05She's worth more than you, Angela.
00:11:09Fine. I'll sign it.
00:11:13But don't regret it.
00:11:16Regret?
00:11:18Do you know who I am?
00:11:21Yeah, a cockroach that only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed?
00:11:25I'm Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.
00:11:28Jared winning the bid at Maple Plaza was because of my dad.
00:11:34Because he's business partners with Ellen Musk.
00:11:38It's part of the power that I have as an elite.
00:11:42You can't do shit because you're poor.
00:11:46Social stratum matters.
00:11:48Yeah, social stratum does matter.
00:11:52And the Coopers are beneath me.
00:11:55And you really think Ellen Musk would come to Atlanta if it weren't for me?
00:12:00Ha! You're delusional.
00:12:03Now sign the papers and scram!
00:12:09You owe me.
00:12:11You dirty bitch. You sicken me.
00:12:20You hit me.
00:12:24Now sign the papers, take your check, and get the fuck out!
00:12:34I don't need your penny money.
00:12:38We're finished.
00:12:40You don't want the money? That's your loss.
00:12:43Your check is just pennies to me.
00:12:46But I would like my ring back.
00:12:51Your check is just pennies to me.
00:12:54But I would like my ring back.
00:13:06Have fun on your economy flight
00:13:09while I catch a ride on my private helicopter out of here.
00:13:14And I'm way out of your league.
00:13:22Isn't that the Winston blue diamond ring?
00:13:26It's worth tens of millions of dollars.
00:13:29Oh, it's probably just cheap glass.
00:13:32Something she found at the flea market.
00:13:35You're right. She could never afford anything so expensive.
00:13:43Congrats, Jared boo-boo, on getting rid of that dirt bag.
00:13:48Oh, my dad says there's going to be
00:13:51a secret big-shot financial tycoon at tomorrow's summit.
00:13:55Bigger big-shot than Elon Musk?
00:13:58Yeah. And nobody's met them, but I can introduce you.
00:14:02Everything's thanks to you, babe.
00:14:14Angela, Mr. Vanderbilt, the richest man in Georgia,
00:14:18wants to schedule a meeting before the bidding.
00:14:21Vanderbilt?
00:14:23Yeah, he's actually CEO of one of our companies.
00:14:26Basically our employee.
00:14:28Okay, I'll meet him at the summit tomorrow. It's fine.
00:14:31You're still going to the summit tomorrow?
00:14:34But you and Jared Cooper are already divorced.
00:14:37That's exactly why I'm going.
00:14:44Yeah.
00:15:02Angela Lockhart. I finally found you.
00:15:07Who is he?
00:15:09That? That's Devin Sterling.
00:15:12He's number one on Forbes' 30 Under 30 list,
00:15:14an early investor of crypto, CEO of Sterling Enterprises.
00:15:18Rumor has it he's worth trillions.
00:15:21And he's your fiancé.
00:15:24What? My fiancé?
00:15:27The one and only.
00:15:30So, after running away and leaving me single for three years,
00:15:35have you figured out how you're going to make it up to me yet, babe?
00:15:43That tiara looks perfect on you.
00:15:49What is she doing here?
00:15:55You skank.
00:15:57My son just divorced you yesterday,
00:15:59and you're already hooking up with another man?
00:16:02Divorced?
00:16:04That's right. So, I guess this was never meant to be mischievous.
00:16:10This was never meant to be mischievous.
00:16:13Sterling. Devin Sterling.
00:16:17So, she has to hide her marital status to find another man.
00:16:20Yes, she's not just a forsaken woman.
00:16:23She's also a stinky, penniless whore.
00:16:28How dare you insult my boss like that.
00:16:31Who the fuck are you, bitch?
00:16:35Do you know who I am?
00:16:37They don't know who you are.
00:16:40You hide it well.
00:16:42Next team.
00:16:44Teach these fools a lesson.
00:16:47Teach these fools a lesson.
00:16:53Sir, you were kind of in a rush when you flew to Atlanta and then to New York.
00:16:57You forgot to bring the security team.
00:17:01Hmm.
00:17:03Mind if I borrow your men?
00:17:07Go ahead.
00:17:11Tell us these ill-mannered apes out.
00:17:13Oh, you bitch.
00:17:15I'll have my son teach you a real lesson.
00:17:24A kiss has a reward, my lady.
00:17:27No.
00:17:30No.
00:17:36The guest list is very distinguished tonight.
00:17:39You've got Bill Ford, Harvey Buffett, old money like me.
00:17:44Gentlemen, Harvey Bill, this is Jared Cooper.
00:17:47Pleased to meet you all.
00:17:49Your families all started empires after the Industrial Revolution.
00:17:52What an honor.
00:17:54I heard you secured the Maple Plaza project.
00:17:56That's worth billions of dollars.
00:17:58Congrats. You'll be next.
00:18:01But we haven't received the contract yet.
00:18:03We deserve it.
00:18:04Oh, that's nothing.
00:18:05I introduced this kid to Ellen Musk.
00:18:07Vanderbilts and Miss Musk have always had a good relationship.
00:18:10So, I thought I'd help the kid out, pull a few strings.
00:18:14Thank you, Mr. Manning.
00:18:16Now, we just have to impress Miss Musk's special guest of honor.
00:18:20Yes.
00:18:22I heard they're a very important and powerful gang.
00:18:25Even wealthier than Ellen Musk.
00:18:28Now, we can just secure a position with this big shot.
00:18:32We can feast for generations.
00:18:37I'll do my best.
00:18:43Excuse me.
00:18:44A second, gentlemen.
00:18:46What if it's the Prince of Bhutan?
00:18:51How did a hobo like you sneak in here?
00:18:53Me? A hobo?
00:18:55How did a cheating scumbag like you sneak in here?
00:18:58You sleep your way in?
00:18:59I told you, Angela Lockhart, don't bother stalking me.
00:19:02Nothing will come of it, and it only sickens me further.
00:19:05Don't flatter yourself.
00:19:10This is your ex-husband?
00:19:14What, were you blindfolded when you married him?
00:19:16Who the hell is this?
00:19:18You were cheating on me?
00:19:24Son, you have to avenge me and Kaylee.
00:19:28That wicked ex-wife of yours hired some thugs and a gigolo to beat us up.
00:19:33They even took Kaylee's tiara.
00:19:37You dare hurt my mom and Kaylee?
00:19:42Get your hands off of her.
00:19:48My lady.
00:19:52Oh.
00:19:59You speak English?
00:20:00Yes, I do.
00:20:01You speak English?
00:20:02Yes, I do.
00:20:03You speak English?
00:20:05My lady.
00:20:21My queen.
00:20:32It's...
00:20:34It's him!
00:20:36He scammed a million dollars off me in a game of poker yesterday!
00:20:39Who are these peasants?
00:20:41These seats are reserved for thee, Ellen Musk, and her special guest.
00:20:46Oh, shut up, old man.
00:20:49You're disturbing the peace.
00:20:53Fuckers, you know who that is?
00:20:55That's Eric Vanderbilt.
00:20:56You have any idea how many generations of wealth he has?
00:20:59His ancestors built the railway and steamship empire of America.
00:21:03This civil war would not have been won without his family's involvement.
00:21:07Vanderbilt.
00:21:09The father of that skank, Kaylee Vanderbilt,
00:21:13who only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed.
00:21:18That lonely Vanderbilt family?
00:21:23Oh, God damn it!
00:21:25A stomachache now?
00:21:29Whatever.
00:21:31Angela can handle herself.
00:21:32She'll be fine.
00:21:46How dare you call one of us low?
00:21:49How dare you call one of us low?
00:21:52I'm Harvey F. N. Buffett,
00:21:54the most important investor in the entire stock market.
00:21:58I can wipe you out with a simple pinky only.
00:22:02And I can wipe you out with just a strand of my hair.
00:22:06Not with me around.
00:22:08I, Bill Ford, and the entire Ford Auto Empire stand with these gentlemen.
00:22:13You're all just peasants compared to who I really am.
00:22:17You're fucking delusional, Angela.
00:22:20We've had enough of your games.
00:22:22Security!
00:22:23Break their limbs and toss them out.
00:22:26Looks like the old guard's teaming up against you.
00:22:29But don't worry, you got new money.
00:22:34I can handle myself, thank you.
00:22:37Yes, my queen.
00:22:39You're all despicable.
00:22:42An insult to your family names.
00:22:47Now, it's my turn to rule.
00:22:51Destroy Jared Cooper.
00:22:53Cut off all business ties.
00:22:56And if you don't,
00:22:59I will take away all of your family's wealth and power.
00:23:04I knew it.
00:23:05You're here to fuck with me.
00:23:07You can't fool anyone here.
00:23:08How much money did you spend on that getup?
00:23:10And to hire that gigolo to make me jealous?
00:23:13You're an orphan who sells hippie spices at a flea market.
00:23:17You have nothing, and you will always be nothing.
00:23:22She's a gold digger.
00:23:24Gold digger.
00:23:25Gigolo.
00:23:27Wanna try me for a night?
00:23:30Yeah, you're a little too pricey.
00:23:32Mr. Vanderbilt, we really shouldn't keep these bandits here any longer.
00:23:35They might upset Miss Ellen Musk and her special guest.
00:23:38Angela Lockhart is my spurned ex-wife.
00:23:40I'm here to try and ruin my bill in the Maple Plaza project.
00:23:43I'm gonna kill that sushi chef.
00:23:45Security!
00:23:51Security!
00:23:53You all don't realize that you actually all work for me.
00:23:56And now you're trying to throw a coup?
00:23:59You!
00:24:01Insolent fools.
00:24:03Let me guess.
00:24:04You're that special guest?
00:24:07I don't know.
00:24:08Throw them out!
00:24:09And not without some broken bones, too.
00:24:19Back to that ass.
00:24:23I got this.
00:24:38I got this.
00:24:51What the hell are you two doing here?
00:24:53I thought we were supposed to guard you.
00:24:55No, you're supposed to make sure Miss Lockhart is okay.
00:24:59Oh my god, we're so screwed.
00:25:09Angela!
00:25:11Don't hurt her.
00:25:13Bitch, I've always been sick of you.
00:25:15You just threw yourself at me.
00:25:16How dare you insult my boss like that?
00:25:19Boss?
00:25:20Did she say her boss?
00:25:22Miss Musk?
00:25:23That's Ellen Musk?
00:25:25That woman right there is Angela Lockhart.
00:25:27My boss and sole heiress to the Henry Lockhart's fortune.
00:25:31Their lineage is older than this country itself.
00:25:34Past the American Revolution?
00:25:36Back to the Renaissance.
00:25:38If she's your boss, then that means Angela Lockhart is...
00:25:41That's Lady Lockhart to you.
00:25:43She's royalty.
00:25:44And since you're all subsidiaries, she's your boss's boss.
00:25:48What the hell are you doing?
00:25:49Kneel before me.
00:25:51Oh, your majesty.
00:25:54Welcome to the United States.
00:25:57We've always been your loyal subjects.
00:26:00Yes, your highness.
00:26:02Is it queen or prince?
00:26:04It doesn't matter.
00:26:06My queen, please forgive our insolence.
00:26:10We didn't mean to offend.
00:26:12Hey, what are you doing, you idiot?
00:26:14Let go of the boss lady and beg for forgiveness.
00:26:27What rightfully belongs to you.
00:26:36She's a badass herself.
00:26:48He missed out on a good wife.
00:26:50You, you, you told me your wife was a hippie peddler.
00:26:54Turns out you were the freeloading scumbag this entire time.
00:26:57No, no, don't believe their lies.
00:26:59I worked hard for everything.
00:27:01You worked for everything?
00:27:07Hi, honey.
00:27:09So, our 30th anniversary is coming up.
00:27:12And I thought that maybe we can do something special this year.
00:27:15I can't focus on anything trivial like that.
00:27:17I have to figure out this bid for the Maple Plaza project.
00:27:20And if I get it, I can take the company public.
00:27:30You were nothing before me.
00:27:33All your achievements, all your glory.
00:27:36That's all mine.
00:27:38Including the Maple Plaza contract.
00:27:41I can take all of that away.
00:27:44Just like that.
00:27:46No, you can't take that away from me.
00:27:48That's why Ellen Musk was urging us to pass on deals to this nobody.
00:27:51Oh, and this antique wedding ring.
00:27:55Yeah, I forgot to tell you.
00:27:57It was Queen Victoria's.
00:27:59And its worth is equivalent to more than an entire country's GDP.
00:28:03Oh, no.
00:28:05I gave you back the ring?
00:28:07I divorced a royal heiress?
00:28:09No!
00:28:11No, please, no!
00:28:13No, please take me back, baby!
00:28:15I still love you!
00:28:20Oh, man, it looks like they've started the party without us.
00:28:23No one's allowed to start a fight without Cole Eisenhower.
00:28:27God, these two again.
00:28:29Did he say, is he Cole Eisenhower?
00:28:32President Eisenhower's descendant.
00:28:34After General Eisenhower won World War II,
00:28:36each of his descendants have all gone on to become five-star generals.
00:28:39The highest rank in the nation's military.
00:28:41Bloody buffoons know your history.
00:28:43Sorry I'm late, babe.
00:28:45I got lost trying to find Atlanta.
00:28:47Then lost again.
00:28:49I'm sorry, I'm late.
00:28:51I'm sorry, I'm late.
00:28:53I got lost trying to find Atlanta.
00:28:55Then lost again.
00:28:56I'm on my way back to New York.
00:29:02And that there is, that is the legendary boy genius, Dr. Wilson.
00:29:07He's Dr. House's protege.
00:29:09Dr. House?
00:29:10I thought that was just a TV show.
00:29:12Oh, no, that's based on a real figure.
00:29:14Yep, that's me.
00:29:15Son of James House.
00:29:17Dr. House, he's practically my uncle.
00:29:19I correctly diagnosed the Pope before him when I was just 12 years old.
00:29:23So he's been off carrying himself a waterfall somewhere in the Netherlands for the last 15 years.
00:29:28And I'm late because I ran out of gum and had to make a pit stop.
00:29:36Hey, Ellen.
00:29:37Who are these weirdos and why are they here?
00:29:40Uh, they're all your fiancés.
00:29:44What?
00:29:45Fiancés?
00:29:46Fiancés?
00:29:48Plural?
00:29:49Fiancés?
00:29:50Plural?
00:29:52Watch it, nerds.
00:29:53I'm her fiancé.
00:29:55No, I'm her fiancé.
00:29:56You can both shut up.
00:29:58I'm her fiancé.
00:29:59It's you.
00:30:00It's me.
00:30:01Who the hell is he?
00:30:02I'm Spider-Man.
00:30:05How are all three of these men my fiancé?
00:30:10Uh, your father had arranged these engagements years ago,
00:30:13but I didn't tell you because you decided to marry Jared Cooper at the time.
00:30:17She has three badass fiancés and she marries his dumb ass.
00:30:24Whatever.
00:30:25Since you're all here, help me finish him.
00:30:30Since you're all here, help me finish him.
00:30:35At your service.
00:30:37Me too.
00:30:43One down, two more to go.
00:30:45She's become queen.
00:30:46Bishop to G4.
00:30:51Ow!
00:30:52Ow!
00:30:53Ow!
00:30:54What is that?
00:30:55The most German fest and water in the Nile River.
00:31:01Rook to A8.
00:31:07Hello?
00:31:11I thought I was king.
00:31:12No, you wish.
00:31:13The king doesn't do anything.
00:31:15So, Alan can be my king.
00:31:17Oh, fine.
00:31:22Bankrupt the Fords right this second.
00:31:29I...
00:31:31I've been bankrupt!
00:31:33No!
00:31:34Who is he?
00:31:37I've been bankrupt!
00:31:39No!
00:31:40I told you I would remove all of you from status and power if you didn't cooperate.
00:31:44Well, guess what?
00:31:45Game over.
00:31:46All right, boys.
00:31:47Let's figure out this four-way engagement.
00:31:50Oh, that's serious business.
00:31:52I'm right with you.
00:31:55Wait for me.
00:31:56Nobody beats me to the finish line.
00:31:59Wait for me.
00:32:00Nobody beats me to the finish line.
00:32:11Angela!
00:32:15You already have three fiancées?
00:32:17You can't accuse me of cheating.
00:32:19I want compensation.
00:32:24You greedy SOB.
00:32:26Who the fuck is that?
00:32:27My ex-husband.
00:32:29Wait.
00:32:30You were married?
00:32:31Yeah.
00:32:32And if that's a problem for you, then you can totally back out of this engagement.
00:32:36More for me.
00:32:37No, no, of course not.
00:32:38Just...
00:32:39Do you want me to check your eyes for you?
00:32:42Don't steal my joke.
00:32:43I can make him disappear without a trace.
00:32:45All evidence of your past with him will be gone.
00:32:49What?
00:32:50Is there something on my face?
00:32:51Uh, yeah.
00:32:52Murderous intent.
00:32:54Let's remarry.
00:32:56Let's remarry.
00:32:58You still don't realize.
00:33:01I only fell in love with you because you saved me from drowning three years ago.
00:33:26Sir, it's an emergency.
00:33:27We need to wreck right away.
00:33:28Nicole Eisenhower and Shane Wilson are causing mayhem at the company warehouse.
00:33:29Okay, I'm on my way.
00:33:30She should be okay now.
00:33:31Hey, you!
00:33:32Watch over her.
00:33:33I'll be right back.
00:33:34You saved me...
00:33:36My goodness.
00:33:38I was on my way to save you.
00:33:47YOU?
00:33:48RAWR.
00:33:50Oh, my gosh.
00:33:51Are you okay?
00:33:55Good tidings.
00:33:59Hello?
00:34:00Hey, Nicole.
00:34:01Is he dead?
00:34:02Fuck. Unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:34:07Fuck. Unwittingly gave away my own wife.
00:34:12You've cheated on me, you've hit me, and you've insulted me.
00:34:17And after all that, I never want to see you again.
00:34:21I fucking hate you.
00:34:23The Lady Lockhart!
00:34:26God, what now?
00:34:28Yes, we understand that you are a very busy person,
00:34:32but if you're not going to give your ex-husband the Maple Plaza project...
00:34:36How about us three?
00:34:37Yes, unlike that scumbag, we won't turn on you.
00:34:41Yeah, no. You're all fired for trying to throw a coup.
00:34:44But...
00:34:46This is your fault, you doofus! We never should have believed your bullshit!
00:34:50No, no.
00:34:53We can't lose our positions with Ellen Musk and the Lockharts.
00:34:58Help me!
00:35:00I'll get you for this!
00:35:07I never should have listened to you.
00:35:09I'm ruined because of you!
00:35:12What's going on?
00:35:24So, what's the situation here?
00:35:27I don't want to marry you!
00:35:37I don't want to marry you!
00:35:40Listen, I only met you guys a few hours ago,
00:35:44and I'm not interested in flash marriages.
00:35:47But what if I told you
00:35:50that we've known each other for much longer than just a few hours?
00:35:53Much longer.
00:35:57Angela?
00:35:59Your parents would like to have a video call with all of you.
00:36:04My lovely princess, how are you?
00:36:07Look, your mother and I are in Italy.
00:36:09The views here are absolutely stunning.
00:36:12Perfect for a wedding, wouldn't you say?
00:36:14I heard you finally divorced
00:36:17that good-for-nothing, blood-sucking,
00:36:20freeloader husband of yours.
00:36:22Can't call his name, but...
00:36:24Anyway, congratulations.
00:36:26I've selected three prime young men
00:36:29for you to choose from to replace him.
00:36:31Oh, you must pick one of them to marry.
00:36:34Otherwise...
00:36:35Let me do it.
00:36:37You must choose one of them in seven days.
00:36:40Otherwise, we'll kill ourselves.
00:36:43Mom?
00:36:45All right, honey, that's it.
00:36:47Bye. Bye.
00:36:53So, who are we going to choose?
00:36:57Well, what if I told you
00:37:00what if I want all three of you?
00:37:04Well, what if I want all three of you?
00:37:09That seems greedy.
00:37:16But I can always remove the other two options.
00:37:21Hey, I may be a doctor,
00:37:24but I can take lives, too.
00:37:26I know and have access
00:37:28to all the deadliest poisons in the world.
00:37:30Whoa, okay.
00:37:32No murder, please. I was just kidding.
00:37:36You have seven days to win her over.
00:37:38Ooh.
00:37:40It's like The Bachelorette.
00:37:42I know.
00:37:43We'll start with challenge one.
00:37:47Welcome to the show,
00:37:48The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
00:37:50Today, we have our first challenge.
00:37:55What is all of this, Ellen?
00:37:58You'll see.
00:38:07Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:38:08Cockroaches!
00:38:10All women are afraid of cockroaches,
00:38:13and it is every man's job
00:38:14to save their beloved woman
00:38:16from this monstrosity of a creature.
00:38:18What will our three candidates do
00:38:20to prove their undying love
00:38:22for our single,
00:38:23but screaming her head off heiress?
00:38:33Looks like one of our contestants
00:38:35has already called it quits.
00:38:36It's up to the final two.
00:38:53Crunchy.
00:38:55That is sick cold.
00:38:57Hey, when you're stranded
00:38:58in the middle of the battlefield,
00:38:59you'll be glad to see
00:39:00one of these around.
00:39:03There are two more left.
00:39:04Want to try one?
00:39:05Oh, my God. No. No.
00:39:09Oh, my God. Save me.
00:39:10What? Save you?
00:39:11You're going to save me.
00:39:13Aah!
00:39:15Oh, my God.
00:39:16Oh, my God.
00:39:17Oh, my God.
00:39:18Oh, my God.
00:39:19Oh, my God.
00:39:20Oh, my God.
00:39:21Aah!
00:39:23I'm a German folk doctor.
00:39:25These hands can't get germs on them.
00:39:27They're for surgery and saving lives.
00:39:44Thank God you're here.
00:39:47Are you all right, honey?
00:39:50Angela.
00:39:53All right, you won the first challenge,
00:39:55so you're a reward.
00:39:57You get to watch over her for the night.
00:39:59Just don't cross the line,
00:40:01if you know what I mean.
00:40:02I'm not her scumbag husband.
00:40:03You have nothing to worry about.
00:40:10Honestly, even if you guys fuck,
00:40:12it's not like it's against the rules or anything.
00:40:14At least my girl won't get some.
00:40:16I bet her husband has a small dick anyway.
00:40:19The cockroaches.
00:40:21They're gone, they're gone.
00:40:22There's nothing in this room except you and me, okay?
00:40:25I'm going to kill Ellen when I see her tomorrow.
00:40:33I need a drink.
00:40:42Whoa, easy.
00:40:43You're on an empty stomach.
00:40:45Oh, why do you care?
00:40:48I'm trying to drink away your sorrows, Angela.
00:40:53You guys were right.
00:40:55I was blind from marrying that asshole.
00:40:58You know, I wasted three whole years of my life with him.
00:41:04He never even loved me.
00:41:06And I gave up my entire career for him.
00:41:13Do you really think that you would still be number one
00:41:15on the Forbes 30 under 30 list if I was around?
00:41:21You may not be number one on Forbes list,
00:41:23but you know what you're number one in?
00:41:26What?
00:41:30You're number one here.
00:41:38You know, we've known each other kind of a long time.
00:41:41Lies.
00:41:43You all just want something from me.
00:41:50Angela.
00:41:52I know it's hard to trust again.
00:41:55But I assure you, I don't care what family you're from.
00:42:01I'm the richest man in the nation.
00:42:03I don't need your power, your status, your wealth, your connections.
00:42:10I just need you.
00:42:14I'll prove my love to you within six days.
00:42:16I promise.
00:42:28Screw the contest.
00:42:30I just want love.
00:42:33Angela.
00:42:35You're drunk.
00:42:37You're drunk.
00:42:38I'm an adult. Can't a girl just get what she wants?
00:42:42Okay.
00:42:47But love and sex aren't exactly the same thing.
00:42:51Well, they're not mutually exclusive either.
00:43:03If this is what you want.
00:43:07I'll do it.
00:43:31Nine inch penis.
00:43:33Morning to you too.
00:43:35You sure you were drunk last night? You wouldn't...
00:43:37A girl remembers when she's had a nine inch penis inside of her.
00:43:43Well, glad you enjoyed it.
00:43:46But don't tell Shane or Cole.
00:43:49Because then they would...
00:43:51Say that you were being unfair?
00:43:53Technically, us having sex doesn't break any rules.
00:43:56I won the first challenge, and according to Ellen, my prize was to spend a night with you anyways.
00:44:03Don't make this any harder than it already is.
00:44:09Are you sure you don't want it pretty hard?
00:44:13Stop.
00:44:16Fine, fine, fine.
00:44:20I won't tell.
00:44:23But only on one condition.
00:44:26I won't tell.
00:44:29But only on one condition.
00:44:32You have to go out on a date with me.
00:44:35Fine.
00:44:39I've had a crush on you since college, Angela.
00:44:43You never noticed me.
00:44:49You should get dressed and get out of here before anyone sees you.
00:44:54It's only 7am. She's still sleeping.
00:44:56I'm not sleeping alone.
00:44:57Yeah, I'm not letting my fiance be alone with another man for another second.
00:45:03Morning, gentlemen. Oh, or shall I say ruffmen?
00:45:07Oh, don't mind him.
00:45:10What's up, guys?
00:45:11We're ready for the second challenge.
00:45:14No cockroaches this time.
00:45:16Yes, no more terrifying things. That was my bad, Angela.
00:45:19This better be a good challenge, Ellen.
00:45:21I'm sure you'll all enjoy this one.
00:45:23The second challenge is...
00:45:26The second challenge is...
00:45:28A date.
00:45:29Lame. I should have asked for something else.
00:45:31A date?
00:45:33That's it.
00:45:34What's the catch?
00:45:35No catch.
00:45:36Just who Ms. Lockhart enjoys spending her time with the most.
00:45:39As simple as that.
00:45:40I know what I want to do. Let's start with me first.
00:45:42Okay. Who's up first? Then...
00:45:44Me.
00:45:45Save the best for last.
00:45:47Ain't that right, Angela?
00:45:49Then it's decided.
00:45:53Please! Don't take my BMW away!
00:45:57Too bad. You pissed off the Lockharts.
00:46:00I have nothing left!
00:46:10It's that bitch who ruined me!
00:46:15It's that bitch who ruined me!
00:46:25Still, eyes and nose!
00:46:27At ease, Lieutenant.
00:46:29This is my Lieutenant.
00:46:30He also manages this boxing gym.
00:46:32Pleasure to meet you, Madam Eisenhower!
00:46:34He's so serious.
00:46:36But, hang on.
00:46:38Lieutenant, I don't know who I'm going to marry yet!
00:46:41Baby, I decided to take you here on our first date
00:46:43so that I can introduce you to my guns.
00:46:45Guns? Like murder weapons?
00:46:48Yes.
00:46:50Murder weapons.
00:47:00I like my guns, babe.
00:47:01Pretty rock hard.
00:47:02Yeah.
00:47:04Let me show you what I can do with them.
00:47:06Lieutenant!
00:47:07Come close!
00:47:09Wait! You're just going to hit him like that?
00:47:11He's not even going to fight back?
00:47:12Fighting back would be treason, ma'am!
00:47:14Treason?
00:47:15You guys are way too serious.
00:47:17I'm sorry.
00:47:18I'm sorry.
00:47:19I'm sorry.
00:47:20I'm sorry.
00:47:21I'm sorry.
00:47:22I'm sorry.
00:47:23I'm sorry.
00:47:24I'm sorry.
00:47:25I'm sorry.
00:47:26I'm sorry.
00:47:27I'm sorry.
00:47:28You guys are way too serious.
00:47:30Look, you rock hard bitch, I caught you!
00:47:32If I'm going down, you're all going down with me!
00:47:35Lieutenant!
00:47:36Pistol attack!
00:47:49You dare try to hurt my wife?
00:47:54I will make you pay!
00:47:56You don't need to keep beating him up.
00:47:58We could just take him to the cops.
00:48:00Not when he tries to hurt you!
00:48:08Zoe's a bit violent.
00:48:09Some might call it being protective.
00:48:11Poor anger issues.
00:48:13What if we get married and I forget to use a coaster on an antique table or something?
00:48:17Is he going to be like, rough?
00:48:21Hey, some girls are into that.
00:48:23I don't know if I am.
00:48:26Well, maybe Shane will be your type.
00:48:31Your date with Shane starts now.
00:48:38Hey.
00:48:39Cool ride.
00:48:41A gift from the Chancellor of Germany when I saved his wife.
00:48:44Impressive.
00:48:48Your breath smells like peppermint.
00:48:51Refreshing.
00:48:52I got cool mint, too.
00:48:54Or do you prefer spearmint?
00:48:57What do you not have in this coat of yours?
00:49:00Fruit flavored gum.
00:49:01Can't stand those.
00:49:03So, where are you taking me, Shane?
00:49:05Let me show you.
00:49:13Dr. Wilson!
00:49:15The VIP of VIPs!
00:49:17Right this way.
00:49:18VIP of VIPs.
00:49:19Right this way.
00:49:20VIP of VIPs.
00:49:22Just some other guy I saved.
00:49:23I forget who.
00:49:25You saved a lot of people.
00:49:27I do what I can.
00:49:29Oh my gosh!
00:49:31It's my gold digging neighbor who just got dumped by her husband.
00:49:35Sandra Miller.
00:49:37What are you doing here?
00:49:38I just thought this was for the VIP of VIPs.
00:49:41Your mother-in-law told me all about the divorce and how you hired some gigolo to beat her and Kaylee Vanderbilt up.
00:49:47Hello, of you.
00:49:49What are you doing here, Sandra?
00:49:51Of course your bird brain wouldn't remember.
00:49:53I sell high fashion jewelry pieces so high end, you couldn't even afford even a few soldier organs.
00:50:00The auction begins.
00:50:02I'll deal with you later.
00:50:11Cameron, I have a task for you.
00:50:17Our next piece is absolutely extraordinary.
00:50:21Cleopatra's armband.
00:50:23Sold by our vendor, Sandra Miller, for five million dollars.
00:50:29Excuse me.
00:50:31I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:50:34It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:50:36I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:50:39It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:50:41What are you doing?
00:50:42Just watch.
00:50:47Just watch.
00:50:49That is Queen Victoria's ring?
00:50:52Please, I'm an expert and that's a fake.
00:50:55She probably got it at the flea market she works at.
00:50:58You work at a flea market?
00:50:59Not this again.
00:51:01Cut the bullshit, that wouldn't even sell for five dollars.
00:51:04Oh yeah? Here, you want it? For free.
00:51:07Ew, I don't want that trash from a stinky hippie peddler.
00:51:12Well, that's too bad then, because you are the fraud.
00:51:17What are you talking about?
00:51:19Who the hell are you to accuse me?
00:51:21Throw them out!
00:51:23Dr. Wilson, I know you're a legend in medicine, but we're professionals.
00:51:28Oh yeah? And that armband sells for five million dollars?
00:51:32Yeah, mine is the real thing.
00:51:35You two are just upset because you're too poor to afford our luxury items.
00:51:40Why is that so?
00:51:42When a so-called expert failed to recognize Queen Victoria's ring then?
00:51:45Dear Lord, this is real.
00:51:50It's authentic. It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:51:56Karen, what have you found?
00:51:59Yeah, that picture of Cleopatra's armband you sent me? It's a replica.
00:52:05They had the same one right here at the flea market.
00:52:08So, you are the fraud.
00:52:11You just went to the flea market so you can buy some fakes.
00:52:14And, Cameron, how much are these fakes being sold for?
00:52:18One-fifty.
00:52:20Wow, not even five dollars. Sandra!
00:52:24You've been duping us the whole time? Arrest her!
00:52:29No! Please! It was just a splinter! Please!
00:52:33What's going on, Dr. Wilson?
00:52:35Uh, investigating lead poisoning from cheap jewelry for the Emperor of Japan. Bye.
00:52:39Blacklist her from the jewelry industry forever.
00:52:50I had a really great time tonight.
00:52:53Me too. May I have a kiss?
00:53:10Something wrong?
00:53:14Do you always have gum in your mouth?
00:53:22Yep. You never have to worry about stinky breath from me.
00:53:25Hey.
00:53:35You owe us a bunch of money, Cooper.
00:53:40I don't have any money.
00:53:42How did you pay for this hotel then?
00:53:44I guess you'll only pay up if I break your other leg.
00:53:51Stop!
00:53:55Mr. Vanderbilt?
00:53:59Mr. Buffett?
00:54:04This is the contract for the Maple Plaza project.
00:54:07That's right. Miss Musk wanted me to give it to you.
00:54:10I knew Angelo was still in love with me.
00:54:13I knew Angelo was still in love with me.
00:54:16No, no. Sorry about those injuries from earlier. It was all just a misunderstanding.
00:54:22Yeah, we could be partners again.
00:54:25And then maybe you can tell Lady Lockhart to put in a good word for us?
00:54:31Angela still loves me. She's just throwing a fit. She'll be back to me soon enough.
00:54:36Yeah. Do you need any help winning her back? We can give you jewelry to give to her.
00:54:41I was just sucking up to these pricks a few days ago, and now they're all begging me to help them out.
00:54:46It feels so damn good to be in power.
00:54:49Sure. I'll put in a good word for you.
00:54:53I just need...
00:54:54Anything. You tell us, we'll give you anything.
00:54:57Once I take everything from these idiots, I'll go after Angela Lockhart for my revenge.
00:55:09I'm giving the contract to Jared Cooper, just like you asked me to.
00:55:13Well done. He'll be fucked soon.
00:55:16Well done. He'll be fucked soon.
00:55:19I don't get it, Miss Musk.
00:55:20That contract has a preliminary clause. It requires him to pay 50% of the costs up front as a deposit.
00:55:26And if he can't, then what?
00:55:28He'll be bankrupt.
00:55:30So as long as he's greedy, I have to take it.
00:55:33I'm avenging my best friend. I want to show the world that without Angela Lockhart, he's nothing.
00:55:40I signed the Maple Plaza project. We should celebrate.
00:55:45You did?
00:55:47You see, I know my son has it in him. That skank Angela is nothing next to you.
00:55:53And it's all thanks to you, sweetheart.
00:55:56Actually, it's thanks to Angela.
00:56:01What?
00:56:03You're trying to ditch me to go back to your wife?
00:56:05What?
00:56:07You're trying to ditch me to go back to your wife?
00:56:10Oh, no, no, no. He's not.
00:56:12Jared, what are you doing? You have such a beautiful and bright future ahead of you.
00:56:17It's my decision, Mom. I'm the head of the house here.
00:56:21I'm telling my dad.
00:56:23Fine. Go right ahead. He has enough problems himself.
00:56:26If you're obedient, I'll keep you around as his side piece. But if not, you can scram.
00:56:31Dad, Jared is being mean to me. Teach him a lesson.
00:56:36Kaylee, be a good girl, okay? Jared has the backing of some very powerful people now.
00:56:42Don't get on his bad side. We can't afford to piss him off. So do as he says.
00:56:48But Dad...
00:56:55I'm sorry. Be your side piece.
00:56:58Very good. I'm happy you've come around. Now let's go celebrate.
00:57:05I mean, do I really want to be with Mr. Minty Mouth forever, though?
00:57:10But that tongue action, though. Tongue is important in more than just one spot.
00:57:16Ellen, we are in public.
00:57:18That's true.
00:57:20Stomachache. Again?
00:57:22I have to run to the bathroom. Devin should be here to pick you up soon.
00:57:25Okay.
00:57:26Devin's late. Not a good sign for a date.
00:57:32This hotel restaurant has five Michelin stars.
00:57:37It's her.
00:57:39And she's alone. With no one to save her.
00:57:43You whore. You seduced my son so he'd get back with you.
00:57:46Let me tell you, I would never go back even if your entire family got down on their knees and begged me.
00:57:55Hey, you guys can fight all you want, but you need to take this somewhere else.
00:57:59Whoever gets rid of her for me gets all this.
00:58:02What? Why do I have to leave? She's the one starting shit.
00:58:06Because I have money and you don't. You're just a stinky hippie peddler.
00:58:11Because I have money and you don't. You're just a stinky hippie peddler.
00:58:16And my son just signed a 100 billion dollar contract.
00:58:20He still got the contract?
00:58:22Must be Ellen's doing.
00:58:25Even if he does sign it, he doesn't have the liquidity to pay the deposit up front.
00:58:29Oh, he's just gonna...
00:58:31Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
00:58:34Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
00:58:37You take my charity and toss it in my face as if it's your own.
00:58:43My maid wouldn't even pick up such a pitiful amount.
00:58:46$1,000 to take her away.
00:58:49$2,000 to drag her away.
00:58:52$5,000 to beat her away.
00:58:58Oh, hey! Hey!
00:59:03You okay? Are you hurt?
00:59:05You okay? Are you hurt?
00:59:11Weakling.
00:59:13You! You! Just a few days ago you found yourself a boy toy right after getting divorced.
00:59:18And now you have two more? What a whore.
00:59:21What a whore.
00:59:23Yeah. And Jared wanted to get back with her?
00:59:26What if she has an STD?
00:59:28Oh, like sleeping with a married man wouldn't give you an STD.
00:59:32Let's go. We'll expose her to Jared.
00:59:35Hang on.
00:59:37What do you want?
00:59:39I'll scream!
00:59:41I don't hate women. But I never said I don't kill women.
00:59:45But I never said I don't kill women. I said I don't kill women.
00:59:50Oh, God. He is a murderer.
00:59:53What if he murders me?
00:59:55Not him. Definitely not him.
01:00:00We're not afraid of you.
01:00:03That's enough. This isn't a war zone.
01:00:05You'll be removed from being a five-star general if you hurt a civilian without adequate cause.
01:00:10I was just messing with him.
01:00:12Was he, though?
01:00:14We're not afraid of you.
01:00:16Jared! You have to avenge us.
01:00:18Look at this slut. She's found two more boy toys.
01:00:21She's cheating on you. Don't get back with her.
01:00:23Oh, Mr. Cooper, it's you.
01:00:25I apologize for this scene.
01:00:27I'll toss out the potty crashes immediately so that you can go to your salvation banquet.
01:00:31What did you say? You were going to toss out?
01:00:33What did you say? You were going to toss out?
01:00:35The potty crashes.
01:00:39You have any idea who that is?
01:00:41That's my wife.
01:00:43We saved that hangout from the real skank over there.
01:00:46That's right. Know your place.
01:00:48Shut up.
01:00:50She's cheating on you.
01:00:52Know your place. You're just a side piece, if I still want you, that is.
01:00:56Eric, have you gone mad?
01:00:58This is Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter. You slap her for this whore?
01:01:02Mom!
01:01:03You really think there's something, huh?
01:01:06Angela's an heiress to a family whose wealth and status goes back to the Victorian age.
01:01:10She's richer even than Ellen Musk.
01:01:13I only got the Maple Plaza project because she gave it to me.
01:01:17What?
01:01:19You apologize right now or I will kick you and your father to the curb.
01:01:28I'm sorry.
01:01:30No.
01:01:31This can't be. I made you divorce...
01:01:38Go home.
01:01:40You're not suited to come with me to my celebration banquet.
01:01:48I apologize on behalf of my mother.
01:01:51Honey, I know you came here to celebrate my achievements.
01:01:55I promise no one will bother you anymore.
01:01:58I didn't come here for you.
01:02:01I'm on a date.
01:02:03A date with two men at the same time?
01:02:06She really is a whore.
01:02:08Angela, please forgive me. I really do love you.
01:02:13Oh-ho! Lady Lockhart is here!
01:02:17Oh-ho! Lady Lockhart is here!
01:02:21Yeah, we already know you beat Ford's ass up. We're too old for that.
01:02:26They're here for my celebration banquet.
01:02:29Please, you gave me the contract, so if anyone should go as my guest of honor, it should be you.
01:02:35Oh, yes, please, Miss Lockhart, join us. We'll all be one happy business family again.
01:02:41What the hell are you all doing here?
01:02:44Where were you?
01:02:46Stomach issues.
01:02:48Again? Would you like my diagnosis?
01:02:50No.
01:02:52Let me make myself clear, okay?
01:02:56I would rather die than be with you again.
01:03:00Seems that they're not actually on good terms.
01:03:04I can't lose face in front of these pricks. Otherwise, they'll cut me off, too.
01:03:08Angela, I know you're still mad, but please give me a chance. I'll prove it to you.
01:03:12You want a chance?
01:03:14Angela, no. You have three great guys here who all want to marry you. Don't take him back.
01:03:20I'll give you two choices.
01:03:24I'll give you two choices.
01:03:27Me.
01:03:29Or the contract.
01:03:31You're kidding me.
01:03:33No, I'm not kidding you.
01:03:35If you choose me, we can remarry this week.
01:03:39But you don't get the hundred billion dollar contract.
01:03:43The choice is all yours.
01:03:45You think so?
01:03:48He either marries a royal heiress or gets a contract that takes his company to the moon.
01:03:52Either way, he benefits.
01:03:54Why can't I have both?
01:03:56You really are a greedy bastard.
01:03:59Angela, I saved you in the pool. Remember? I deserve the contract.
01:04:03Did you really?
01:04:08Look who's fashionably late now.
01:04:11He didn't save her at the pool.
01:04:14What are you talking about?
01:04:16I choose the contract.
01:04:19I knew it. You'll get what's coming to you.
01:04:22With this contract, my company's earning potential is limitless.
01:04:26Angela Lockhart, you humiliated me in front of everyone.
01:04:30I will get you one day.
01:04:32Let me show you something.
01:04:45You saved me.
01:04:51You saved me.
01:04:53I'm sorry.
01:04:55If his lies led to you wasting three years of your life.
01:04:59But I promise you.
01:05:02I'm gonna make it up to you with the rest of our lives.
01:05:05No, no. I wasn't lying.
01:05:07I just couldn't, can't remember exactly what happened that day.
01:05:17Does that mean we both each saved her once?
01:05:21What? Me?
01:05:24Dr. Wilson? Losing at saving people?
01:05:27No way. You guys, one of you.
01:05:30Do something life-threatening right now.
01:05:32You're crazy.
01:05:34And actually, they've all been doing horrible shit behind your back.
01:05:39What?
01:05:42Mr. Sterling had me investigate their company's dealings.
01:05:45Turns out they've been fudging the numbers on your shared accounts and contracts.
01:05:48Put it simply.
01:05:50They've been stealing from you.
01:05:52I can't believe I didn't realize.
01:05:54Ms. Lockhart, I'm so sorry.
01:05:57I should have had third-party accountants check thoroughly.
01:06:00No, it's not your fault. They're just too slick.
01:06:03You like me to punish them for you?
01:06:05Oh God, no. Not that again. Please.
01:06:08Max.
01:06:10You know what to do.
01:06:18The banks have pulled all of our funds.
01:06:21All business ties have been severed.
01:06:23We're bankrupt.
01:06:29How did you do that?
01:06:31Who are you?
01:06:33And don't say Spider-Man.
01:06:36I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:40I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:42I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:44I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:45I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:49I am...
01:06:51Crypto-Punk number two.
01:06:53What did he say he was?
01:06:55That's more bizarre than Spider-Man.
01:06:57You're Crypto-Punk number two?
01:06:59Well, I'm Crypto-Punk number one.
01:07:02See? You are number one at something.
01:07:05The most expensive NFT collection in the world.
01:07:08Forget Forbes's list.
01:07:10It's all about young money now.
01:07:12So, how about our date?
01:07:16I'm not letting anyone up me on this one.
01:07:19I'll spy too.
01:07:34They forgot to cancel my contract.
01:07:37I still have the 100 billion dollar project.
01:07:40Yes!
01:07:42I'm rich!
01:07:43Yes! I'm rich!
01:07:45I can make them all pay soon!
01:07:53What?
01:07:55Mr. Cooper, sir.
01:07:57The Maple Plaza contract requires us to provide 50% of the costs up front.
01:08:00Otherwise, it's a breach of contract and we'll have to pay for all financial repercussions.
01:08:05No!
01:08:07I'm bankrupt!
01:08:09I need to go to the law court.
01:08:11You tricked me!
01:08:13You tricked me!
01:08:18Allow me.
01:08:21I'm sorry I was late, my queen.
01:08:24I had to get some very important materials
01:08:27for our special date.
01:08:30Well, cheers.
01:08:32Cheers.
01:08:41This looks good.
01:08:47Did you use my spices?
01:08:50I know your ex-in-law has never appreciated you.
01:08:55You can have all the money and power in the world
01:08:58and you still can't force a man to love you.
01:09:02I couldn't even remember our anniversary.
01:09:08Angela.
01:09:10Your future
01:09:11with me
01:09:14is going to be different.
01:09:16Come on.
01:09:18Upstairs.
01:09:37Wow.
01:09:38Devin, I can't believe this is what I've been missing out on these past few years
01:09:43just because of some silly mistake.
01:09:46Angela.
01:09:48I've known and loved you for three whole years.
01:09:51Actually,
01:09:53I've also loved you for three years.
01:09:55That's right.
01:09:57I fell in love with you three years ago, too.
01:09:59How is all of this possible?
01:10:02I didn't meet any of you until recently.
01:10:05Well, actually,
01:10:06maybe Devin, but...
01:10:09I've had a crush on you since college.
01:10:12You were my motivation to go to business school.
01:10:16Despite who you were,
01:10:18you never judged me for being poor.
01:10:23Are you trying to get hired at Fortune 500
01:10:27in a suit like that?
01:10:30All you do is babble on and on
01:10:32about Internet money, Bitcoin, and shit like that.
01:10:38Are you trying to steal my spot?
01:10:42I'll teach you a lesson.
01:10:45Hey! Get away from me!
01:10:47Angela!
01:10:505C girl. I like her.
01:11:03How is he?
01:11:05It's a rare poison,
01:11:07made from a mixture of dried roots found in Africa.
01:11:09All sugar, salt teeth.
01:11:11Can it be cured?
01:11:13I actually think I know that poison.
01:11:15It sounds really scary,
01:11:17but its cure can actually be found in any developed country.
01:11:19Household salt.
01:11:26I like her.
01:11:29There you go.
01:11:31Time is up.
01:11:34Oh, shoot. I'm late for swim practice.
01:11:43I like her.
01:11:45We have been rivals ever since.
01:11:47So, that's how I...
01:11:50Well, we all met.
01:11:53I barely remember.
01:11:55I should have never let you go to swim practice that day.
01:11:57Matthew Richards,
01:11:58the guy who poisoned me,
01:12:00attacked you out of revenge.
01:12:02You wouldn't have known.
01:12:04I did hear he dropped out and became a loan shark, though.
01:12:06That makes me feel even better.
01:12:08Yeah, I think that suits him a little better.
01:12:10Yeah.
01:12:12Angela, your seven days is almost up.
01:12:14Now that you know they all loved and fought for you
01:12:16for three years,
01:12:18who will you pick?
01:12:23How can that be?
01:12:24Angela Lockhart is an heiress?
01:12:31Kaylee, we've gone bankrupt.
01:12:35Bankrupt?
01:12:37The Vanderbilt's have gone bankrupt?
01:12:40Well, then, get out of here.
01:12:43You can't do this to me.
01:12:47Jared!
01:12:49Mom, it's me.
01:12:51What happened?
01:12:52Jared, I have carefully reconsidered.
01:12:55Angela is way better than this dimwit.
01:12:57You should get back with your wife.
01:12:59We're bankrupt.
01:13:01What?
01:13:05Jared Cooper.
01:13:08We're here to repose your belongings.
01:13:12No one is going to save you now.
01:13:14What?
01:13:15What?
01:13:19What kind of an asshole
01:13:21throws his own mother to the dogs?
01:13:25Who will you pick?
01:13:29I...
01:13:35I brought you fried chicken.
01:13:37Fried chicken?
01:13:39Hey, not all girls like sushi and caviar.
01:13:41Yeah, he's right.
01:13:43I did live in Atlanta for three months.
01:13:45At least I don't speak like an AI robot.
01:13:47Hey, stop. Stop.
01:13:50Welcome back to the bachelorette.
01:13:53I mean, the three badasses who want me.
01:13:56I mean, Angela Lockhart.
01:13:59You know what I mean.
01:14:01Today, our heiress bachelorette will choose
01:14:04which one of our three badasses will she marry.
01:14:08Will it be Shane, the doctor?
01:14:12Cole, the general?
01:14:16Or Devin, the CEO?
01:14:22Looks like our bachelorette may need
01:14:25a little more time to decide.
01:14:27Oh, the suspense is killing me.
01:14:30But when she does,
01:14:32she will take this eternal rose
01:14:34made from glass imported from Venice
01:14:36and give it to our winner.
01:14:38Angela.
01:14:41Angela.
01:14:43Oh, I...
01:14:45I need more time to think.
01:14:51Uh, while our bachelorette
01:14:54takes a little time to decide,
01:14:56why don't we check in with each of our candidates?
01:14:58Let's check in with each of our candidates.
01:15:01Let's start with Cole.
01:15:03Cole.
01:15:07There's not much to say.
01:15:09Who wouldn't want a five-star general
01:15:11who has huge biceps,
01:15:13a massive chest,
01:15:16who would protect their wife?
01:15:20Okay, thank you.
01:15:22Uh, Shane?
01:15:25Muscles, money,
01:15:28they won't get you so far.
01:15:30But you need a well-balanced man like me
01:15:32that has more than one way to keep a lady happy,
01:15:35if you know what I mean.
01:15:39Okay, I think we do.
01:15:41And Devin?
01:15:44That was quite disgusting.
01:15:48I just hope Angela's okay.
01:15:50I know she's going under a lot of stress right now,
01:15:53a lot of choices to make.
01:15:55And she's my queen.
01:15:57I just really hope she's okay.
01:15:59And one more thing.
01:16:01What kind of a doctor
01:16:03brings fried chicken to a girl?
01:16:05That's a good point.
01:16:07It's bad for her heart.
01:16:10And then you!
01:16:11You know.
01:16:13You know what they say about military men.
01:16:15They beat their wives.
01:16:21No!
01:16:23Stand up!
01:16:26Hey, you guys.
01:16:28Whoa, break it up!
01:16:30Hey!
01:16:32Break it up!
01:16:37Cut to commercial!
01:16:39Cut to commercial!
01:16:41Cut to commercial!
01:16:51Oh my gosh.
01:16:57This is the hardest decision I've ever had to make in my entire life.
01:17:02Who do I choose?
01:17:11Angela's marrying me.
01:17:13You're not stealing her from me.
01:17:15Oh yeah?
01:17:17I may be a doctor, but like I said,
01:17:19I know and possess the deadliest poisons in the world.
01:17:24What don't you have in that coat?
01:17:26Fruit flavored gum.
01:17:28I won't let you take Angela away from me.
01:17:30I'll fight you to the death.
01:17:32Don't forget about me.
01:17:34It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:17:37These stupid profile cards don't make any sense.
01:17:40They do not.
01:17:42They do not help.
01:17:44Who made these?
01:18:02It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:18:04It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:18:08I'm actually a part of the X-Men.
01:18:11And I have the power of telekinesis!
01:18:30We may have to work together to take him down.
01:18:35This battle within our heads is the most intense I've ever experienced.
01:18:39I may not be able to take them both down if they decide to team up.
01:18:43Hmm. Wintermate or Coolmate?
01:18:50You know,
01:18:52I've always really liked our gang.
01:18:54Really?
01:18:56I'm actually a big fan of the X-Men.
01:18:59I'm a big fan of the X-Men.
01:19:01I'm a big fan of the X-Men.
01:19:03I'm actually pretty self-conscious about it.
01:19:07So I appreciate it.
01:19:10And you know,
01:19:12I've always really liked the way you talk.
01:19:15Really?
01:19:16Yeah.
01:19:20What do you got for me?
01:19:22I always really liked the way you chew gum.
01:19:25Yeah?
01:19:26That's fresh, right?
01:19:28You know?
01:19:29Yeah, yeah, yeah!
01:19:31You know, you're actually a really good doctor.
01:19:34You need me to look at you? I got you.
01:19:36I'll take care of you.
01:19:38Angela's been kidnapped!
01:19:40Angela's been kidnapped!
01:19:42It was Jerry Cooper!
01:19:44That fucker!
01:19:46We have to find her.
01:19:47What, how?
01:19:48Her ring.
01:19:49Her dad installed a GPS tracking mechanism on her ring just in case.
01:19:52Well, let's go then!
01:19:54My fiancé!
01:19:55My fiancé!
01:19:57My fiancé!
01:20:02Jared.
01:20:06What am I doing here?
01:20:09You destroyed me.
01:20:12And you took everything.
01:20:15What?
01:20:16I have nothing left.
01:20:18It's not my fault you're too greedy.
01:20:21I wasn't greedy.
01:20:22Did you have sex with my wife?
01:20:24What?
01:20:25I'm not your wife anymore.
01:20:27Yeah, I know.
01:20:28You wouldn't take me back now, not unless I get you pregnant with my child.
01:20:31This is illegal.
01:20:32You wouldn't want your child to be away from its father.
01:20:35You won't have me arrested.
01:20:37You will take me back.
01:20:41Come on, bitch.
01:20:44I'll settle you down a little.
01:20:46You will be begging me to fuck you soon.
01:20:51Hey!
01:20:53Antoine!
01:20:54Come here!
01:20:58You're too late.
01:20:59I drugged her.
01:21:00She'll be dead soon.
01:21:01Not yet.
01:21:02Have you forgotten who I am?
01:21:05He really does have everything he was supposed to.
01:21:07I don't know.
01:21:08I don't know.
01:21:09I don't know.
01:21:10I don't know.
01:21:11I don't know.
01:21:12I don't know.
01:21:13I don't know.
01:21:14I don't know.
01:21:15Everything he was supposed to.
01:21:16Everything, except for fruit...
01:21:17Except for fruit flavored gum.
01:21:18We get it already.
01:21:19Just save my boss.
01:21:28You're all good now.
01:21:29Oh, thank God.
01:21:31What do we do with that piece of shit?
01:21:34What are you going to do to me?
01:21:36Hey, stop!
01:21:37No!
01:21:38Don't!
01:21:39Ah!
01:21:40Enjoy your erectile dysfunction forever.
01:21:44I didn't actually have that fight turns out he's the most dangerous of them all
01:21:57So who did you pick sweetheart we've invited the most important figures of the world to your wedding the prince of Bhutan
01:22:04And remember we will kill ourselves if you don't choose
01:22:07And
01:22:12Welcome back to the finale of the three badasses who want me we're down to the wire
01:22:18Literally the wedding day, but who's the groom?
01:22:21Welcome back to the finale of the three badasses who want me, but who's the groom?
01:22:43Seems our heiress still hasn't decided
01:22:47Any input from the parents, maybe that will help sway our bachelorettes choice
01:22:53Well, this is exciting
01:22:55Should my daughter pick?
01:22:57Let me think I
01:23:01Like the doctor he's cute
01:23:06But the general looks like a strong fellow
01:23:10And we can't forget about Devin Sterling the one who's loved her the longest isn't that right Devin?
01:23:16Angela
01:23:23You are all three very fine gentlemen and
01:23:29I'm really grateful for all of your love
01:23:33but
01:23:34this was a really hard decision and I
01:23:38decided to devise one last challenge and
01:23:42I
01:23:44Decided to devise one last challenge
01:23:49I'm just kidding. I'm just as sick of this as you guys are
01:23:56Each of our candidates have saved our main character
01:24:00I mean bachelorette once they've all proven their undying love
01:24:05So who gets to unlock Angela Lockhart's heart literally?
01:24:10Could it be the sexy and protective general with a temper mr. Cole Eisenhower
01:24:22Or the fun wicked minded but kind of weird dr. Shane Wilson
01:24:32And last but not least could it be the richest man of them all
01:24:37The man Angela would have married a long time ago, mr. Devin Sterling
01:24:45Gentlemen
01:24:47It's been a pleasure getting to know you
01:24:50May the best man win may the best man win
01:24:55Drumroll, please
01:25:07I
01:25:18Choose
01:25:38I'm interested in an FD like
01:25:56Shane it's you. I'm sick for you. I like that minty flavor, don't you?
01:26:02It's that tongue action ladies and gents
01:26:24It's always been you
01:26:32I always love you. Let's give it up for those nine inches