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00:00Feeling bad? Okay, you've come to play a game.
00:05This happens every season in Bigg Boss' house.
00:08But there should be a valid reason, right?
00:10Don't disrespect.
00:11Who did I disrespect?
00:12You can't talk to her like that.
00:13Tell that to me.
00:14Just because? Why can't I?
00:16No, you can't disrespect me.
00:17And somebody can tell me, don't dare to smile? Like that?
00:19If you give a sheepish smile, which everybody saw.
00:21Maira. Maira.
00:22I don't care.
00:23Nobody can say anything to anyone.
00:24Who did you say it to?
00:25You heard it, so I went after her.
00:27I don't know who she said it to.
00:28But I heard it, so I said it.
00:29Tell me now.
00:30I don't know at all.
00:31We're choosing words and you're saying respect.
00:33I didn't hear that.
00:34I was still in respect.
00:35And I still won't.
00:36In future, whenever it happens, I'll say it.
00:38My point is, if you guys shout and talk,
00:40I can't hear anything.
00:41Avinash, I'm right here.
00:43Talk calmly and see.
00:44The whole issue started.
00:45First, try to understand each other.
00:46Because you said, Vivian has less to eat,
00:48that's why he's cooking.
00:49So what I'll think is,
00:50okay, Vivian has less to eat,
00:51so he's cooking 4-5 potatoes separately.
00:53This is wrong.
00:54But sometimes, he doesn't even get food.
00:56Sometimes, he doesn't even get food.
00:58I don't get food on the 18th.
00:59I get food on the 18th every day.
01:01I get food on the 18th every day.
01:02Same portion.
01:03I get food on the 18th every day.
01:04Sahara, you saved the potatoes for yesterday.
01:06Actually, there's been a misunderstanding.
01:08We told Hemaji to cut all the potatoes
01:10and cut all the fenugreek.
01:11I was there.
01:12Yeah.
01:13Avinash also came and said,
01:14we don't know why Hemaji saved some.
01:18We don't know why.
01:19My reaction was,
01:20don't you dare smile.
01:21Why?
01:22Because I'm telling you again, I'm saying,
01:24the woman who cooks for you
01:26in the morning, afternoon, and evening,
01:28and makes sure that you all get enough food,
01:30how will she ever think
01:32that someone will get food secretly?
01:34If a man was cooking,
01:35would he have cheated?
01:36He would have cheated.
01:37Then why are you saying
01:38that if a woman is cooking,
01:39if a man is cooking,
01:40it will be wrong?
01:41Why?
01:42I'm telling you,
01:43it's not a woman's card.
01:44Karan bhai,
01:45look at this thing.
01:47You speak,
01:48and you step aside.
01:50In the case of smiling,
01:51that day,
01:52you spoke,
01:53and you stepped aside.
01:54In the case of smiling,
01:55you spoke,
01:56and you stepped aside.
01:57I won't be standing after that.
01:58That's a different thing.
01:59Why don't you face it?
02:00Why don't I face it?
02:01What don't I face?
02:02The situation.
02:03It's not that important for me.
02:05It's not that important,
02:06and what is the other one saying?
02:07What will his family say?
02:08That's important for you.
02:09When he's shouting in front of me,
02:11I'll have to tell him.
02:12Why are you telling him?
02:13He's saying,
02:14it's your wish.
02:15But what do you mean?
02:16You answered yourself.
02:17I agreed,
02:18I answered myself,
02:19because you won't be able to.
02:20Because you're asking me,
02:21and you're saying,
02:22it's your wish.
02:23I'm saying the right thing,
02:24what I've seen,
02:25factual.
02:26I'm not assuming
02:27what's going on in my mind.
02:28I'm saying the right thing.
02:29It's right, what I'm saying.
02:30It's visible to everyone.
02:31Is it right,
02:32what I'm saying?
02:33It's right for you.
02:34But I'm saying
02:35what's visible,
02:36factual,
02:37for me,
02:38and for everyone.
02:39And it's right,
02:40what I'm saying,
02:41that everyone's watching.
02:42It's right.
02:43I don't think
02:44there's a point
02:45in going to the washroom
02:46in this situation.
02:47I'll ask him next time.
02:48No, no,
02:49go on your own.
02:50Sleep a little more.
02:51Rijat,
02:52take some rest.
02:53But if you hadn't started
02:54that statement,
02:55that Vivian got less food,
02:56I wouldn't be here,
02:57and this wouldn't have happened.
02:58110%.
02:59Okay, fine.
03:00My fault.
03:01I surrender.
03:02It's my fault,
03:03it's all my fault,
03:04because I said
03:05Vivian got less food.
03:06Oh my God.
03:07No, no,
03:08she's accepting
03:09that I'm being sarcastic.
03:10Tell her.
03:11She's accepting,
03:12so it's fine.
03:13I don't need to
03:14give an explanation
03:15to anyone.
03:16First of all,
03:17you can believe
03:18whatever you want.
03:19It's just that
03:20I'm getting less food.
03:2118 people should get equal food.
03:22Why did you hide the coffee?
03:23You haven't told me yet.
03:24Go, I'm not telling you.
03:25You're not telling me?
03:26No.
03:27Then why is he saying it there?
03:28It's not a matter of coffee.
03:29Why is it not a matter of coffee?
03:30No.
03:31Then why is it
03:32a matter of truth?
03:33It's not a matter of coffee.
03:34Then why is it
03:35a matter of justice?
03:36It's a matter of now.
03:37Then it's a matter of now.
03:38I'm talking about now.
03:39Why didn't you tell me earlier?
03:40Ask Vivian about the coffee.
03:41Vivian is next to me.
03:42Vivian is making it.
03:43Leave her.
03:44Ask her.
03:45Tell everyone.
03:46And the reason is
03:47you're not answering me.
03:48You're not answering me.
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05:36Don't feel bad.
05:37Baba?
05:39She's crying right now.
05:40Who?
05:41Sutika.
05:42Why?
05:44She's overreacting.
05:45Do you know that?
05:46I told her that I'm telling you something nicely.
05:49When we talk,
05:51every person likes a different body language.
05:53But your habit was
05:55grabbing and pulling.
05:56I knew that thing.
05:58When she was doing the coffee thing,
05:59I looked at her, I looked at you.
06:00That how are you?
06:01I knew they were that local.
06:02Do you know I saw her?
06:03Yes.
06:04So I explained it to her.
06:06It's not my intention.
06:07It is like our bro.
06:09Like our bro.
06:10I said I'm your bro.
06:11You're my bro.
06:12I agreed bro.
06:13You can talk without touching.
06:14Bro, we can talk without touching.
06:17You're a strong lady.
06:19Strong and
06:20the most beautiful woman
06:22in this house.
06:25And even though intelligent also.
06:28No, no.
06:30That's the situation.
06:31That's what she said.
06:32That doesn't mean
06:33that whatever she said is mine.
06:34Okay?
06:35Shilpa.
06:36But again and again.
06:37Listen.
06:38This is what is going to happen
06:39every time.
06:41Are you going to break?
06:42Please.
06:43Listen.
06:44Nobody asked me.
06:45That's why I never asked you.
06:46I fought for you.
06:47I fought for you.
06:48I fought for you.
06:49You know I'm a special man.
06:50I fought for you.
06:51Nobody knows that.
06:52I'm not doing it.
06:53I'm not doing it.
06:54I'm not doing it.
06:55I made plans.
06:56I made plans.
06:57Shilpa.
06:58It's okay.
06:59It's okay.
07:00It's okay.
07:01Don't cry.
07:02It's okay.
07:03Don't cry.
07:04I think now we should leave it now.
07:06Yeah.
07:07That's it.
07:08I'm mad.
07:09It's okay.
07:10Why are you leaving it?
07:13Yo.
07:16Everybody is trying to
07:17get into your head.
07:18Shilpa.
07:19Shut up.
07:20Hey.
07:21What the hell is wrong with you?
07:23Are you mad?
07:24Yeah.
07:25Wait.
07:26Are you crazy?
07:27What are you doing?
07:28Don't be stupid.
07:29Listen.
07:30Come on.
07:31Shilpa.
07:32Shilpa.
07:33Shilpa.
07:34Shilpa.
07:35Come here.
07:36Come here.
07:37Come here.
07:38Five minutes.
07:39Five minutes.
07:40Let her go.
07:41Let her go.
07:46Do you want to tell me
07:47what he said?
07:48No?
07:49Okay.
07:50It's okay.
07:53Okay?
07:55If Arjun sees this
07:56he will feel very bad.
07:57Please.
07:58Okay?
08:00It's okay.
08:01You know where the coffee is, right?
08:03I found out then.
08:04I didn't know.
08:05I know now.
08:06You knew earlier.
08:07You don't know now.
08:08Why are you saying this?
08:09The matter is...
08:10The point is...
08:11It was wrong.
08:12What are you saying?
08:13What are you saying?
08:14I didn't hide the coffee.
08:15You hid it.
08:16I kept the coffee there.
08:17You shouldn't have.
08:18I didn't see it.
08:19I did.
08:20You know.
08:21This glass of water
08:22I kept it there.
08:23I kept it there.
08:24I hid it.
08:25Listen.
08:26Yes.
08:27Listen.
08:29Do you know eggplant?
08:30Eggplant.
08:31You must also know.
08:32You are the same.
08:33You are the same.
08:34I am not eggplant.
08:36What?
08:37What?
08:38You are hiding like a thief.
08:39It's not a topic.
08:40Okay?
08:41You are hiding like a thief.
08:42You are hiding things like a thief.
08:44Intensity, bro.
08:45It's not coming.
08:46What intensity?
08:47I am giving you intensity.
08:48It's not coming.
08:49You are getting poori, son.
08:50Bring it from inside.
08:51I am bringing it from inside.
08:52I am not enjoying it.
08:53You are not getting anything.
08:54There is no answer.
08:55Director, please tell him
08:56to bring some intensity.
08:57He will give you intensity.
08:58Look at his face.
08:59One second.
09:00Mind blowing.
09:01Superb.
09:02Don't look at yourself.
09:03You will spoil your mood.
09:04Do you know who did this copy?
09:05The way he did it,
09:06Haseem did it.
09:08You are doing that.
09:09Copy.
09:10You are a copy.
09:11You are real.
09:12You are real.
09:13It's okay.
09:14Don't come to the kitchen.
09:15Don't come to the kitchen.
09:16Let these guys only cook and feed us.
09:19It's okay.
09:20We have done that.
09:21And they should also understand
09:23how the kitchen functions.
09:25Come on.
09:27Let's switch the situation.
09:28Yes.
09:29Let them figure it out.
09:30How to fill anybody's stomach.
09:31Talk with your eyes closed.
09:33Oh my God.
09:34You don't have the guts.
09:35Talk to me.
09:36Talk to me.
09:37What will you do?
09:38Take it.
09:39Don't touch this.
09:40Don't touch this.
09:41What?
09:42Don't touch this.
09:43What are you doing?
09:44You idiot.
09:45You are shit.
09:46You are shit.
09:47Do you eat?
09:48You are shit.
09:49I am talking to you.
09:50Oh my God.
09:51You are shit.
09:52You are shit.
09:53You are shit.
09:54You are shit.
09:56Oh my God.
09:58What is this happening?
10:00Go.