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00:00What happened?
00:02What happened?
00:04The intensity is not coming.
00:06I am not able to do it properly.
00:08Action.
00:10I am not able to do it properly.
00:12It's too much.
00:14It's extreme.
00:16Show me your face.
00:18Show me your face.
00:20I will show my face.
00:22I will show my face.
00:24Shahzada wants footage.
00:26He says that he wants content.
00:28If you have the guts,
00:30you can do it.
00:32Don't touch me.
00:34Don't touch me.
00:36Where will you put it?
00:38Here.
00:40Eat whatever you want.
00:42They are fighting.
00:44Leave them.
00:46Let's do one thing.
00:48Eat quietly.
00:50Just chill.
00:52Just chill.
00:54Come on.
00:56Dogs bark.
00:58You don't cry.
01:00Just chill.
01:02It's done.
01:04Stop it.
01:06It's done.
01:08It's done.
01:10It's done.
01:12It's done.
01:14He is a man.
01:16He is a man.
01:18He is a man.
01:20He is a man.
01:22People are here to be seen.
01:24You've been there, done that.
01:26The problem is his behavior.
01:28Behavior is his job.
01:30He wants to be seen.
01:32You can't see him putting someone down.
01:34Baby, this is only how it's going to happen.
01:36Baby, this is only how it's going to happen.
01:38I fought for everyone.
01:40I fought for everyone.
01:42I fought for everyone.
01:44I fought for everyone.
01:46Manisha, don't you understand?
01:48Manisha, don't you understand?
01:50Manisha, don't you understand?
01:52Vivian is Vivian.
01:54Vivian is Vivek.
01:56I know, now I am scared.
01:58Brothers, he is puking.
02:00He is puking, he's nothing.
02:02What is going on upstairs?
02:04What is going on upstairs?
02:06Puking, puking.
02:18I know you kept pushing us.
02:20I know, you kept pushing us.
02:22He didn't even yell at me.
02:23Sorry, sorry.
02:24No, relax.
02:25Please, that's fine.
02:26You didn't do it, he did it.
02:28I'll take it, sister.
02:29Leave it, brother.
02:30No, it's yours.
02:31It's mine.
02:32I'm going to him.
02:33What will I eat?
02:34Who are you going to give it to?
02:35I'm going to feed him.
02:36You'll send him, right?
02:37No.
02:38Let's go.
02:39What are you saying?
02:41He's not saying it.
02:42He's not saying it.
02:44It's Vivian.
02:45I've heard her story.
02:46Hang her up in a second.
02:47Sit down.
02:48But leave it now.
02:49Leave it now.
02:50Let her go.
02:51You'll never do something so useless.
02:53It was all nonsense.
02:54Why are you so mad?
02:55Alice and I...
02:56Alice came in between the three of you.
02:58I didn't come.
02:59I tried my best.
03:00No, it's useless.
03:01He's entertaining her more.
03:02Do you know?
03:03We've talked about it.
03:04We know what the secret is.
03:05All three of us know about it.
03:07Still, he's giving her that thing.
03:08Sit here.
03:09Listen to me.
03:10Come here.
03:11Sit here.
03:12Okay, listen to me first.
03:13Come here.
03:14Sit here.
03:15Sit.
03:16Now listen.
03:17There's a lot of commotion on this potato tikki.
03:18This half piece is yours.
03:19Eat it.
03:20Eat it quickly.
03:21Eat it.
03:22Give it to him.
03:23I'm telling you.
03:24Tell me if you don't want to eat it.
03:25I'll give it to Karan.
03:26No, I don't want to eat it.
03:27Get out of here.
03:28You keep quiet.
03:29You eat a lot.
03:30Hey.
03:31Will you talk to me?
03:32Bro.
03:33He keeps crying.
03:34Bro.
03:35He keeps crying.
03:36Listen to me.
03:37Don't cry.
03:38You know what?
03:39I don't look emotional.
03:40But I also start missing my family.
03:42Because you know, we all are missing our family.
03:45When someone cries, it starts becoming emotional.
03:48A time band starts playing.
03:50And everyone starts crying.
03:51And you said that Vivian doesn't eat enough.
03:54That's why I came here.
03:55If you catch him word by word.
03:57How will a person talk?
03:59And Vivian doesn't even share.
04:01Exactly.
04:02He just shares.
04:03It's not like he doesn't share.
04:05I just came here.
04:06And what's his first question when everyone has eaten?
04:10Even if he's the last one to eat.
04:12He's angry at me.
04:14Because everyone has eaten.
04:15There's not a single day that Vivian hasn't asked me if everyone has eaten or not.
04:20You're not saying anything to the person who's cooking.
04:22The person who's not cooking.
04:24He commented on you.
04:25Yes.
04:26So you should ask him if what he's saying is correct or not.
04:30If he says that Vivian doesn't eat enough.
04:33Incorrect.
04:34Bullshit.
04:35The origin was the same.
04:36He started it wrong.
04:37I didn't get it right.
04:38That.
04:39Avinash.
04:40Vivian didn't get enough food.
04:43Vivian didn't get enough food.
04:44What did Vivian say at that time?
04:45Nothing.
04:46Smart.
04:47That's why.
04:48Sir, you're doing it differently.
04:49What am I doing differently?
04:50You just told me that Vivian told me that if it's made, it will be shared.
04:57Okay?
04:58Did you say that?
04:59Yes.
05:00And you told me that.
05:01Correct.
05:02I didn't meet Vivian.
05:03I didn't tell him.
05:04Because I know that he can say something like that to you.
05:06I've understood that.
05:07So why are you saying it now?
05:08Smart.
05:09What smart?
05:10You said Vivian.
05:11Vivian didn't say.
05:12Don't play with my words.
05:13Because I want to make it very clear.
05:14Before you start playing with my words.
05:15Don't play with my words.
05:16I haven't eaten food yet.
05:17I will go and sleep quietly after keeping the food.
05:20Remember this much.
05:21Eat quietly.
05:22Come on.
05:23Come on.
05:24Eat.
05:25Come on.
05:26Eat the tikkis first.
05:27So crispy tikkis.
05:28These girls won't be able to make these tikkis.
05:29If she could make it, she wouldn't have made it till now.
05:30There were so many potatoes.
05:31Huh?
05:32Nothing is being made from them.
05:33Your brother is making it.
05:34Listen.
05:35I don't know what I said.
05:36Different level.
05:37I don't know what I said.
05:38I don't know what I said.
05:39Vivian Bey.
05:42Close the window.
05:45Brother, did you get to know?
05:46I am standing outside.
05:47When all of us came out.
05:49Did you get to know?
05:50Our brother-in-law is standing outside with a stick.
05:52Son, you made my wife cry.
05:55Now I will show you.
05:56Now I will show you.
05:57Will you lock me in the warehouse?
06:00I am a child.
06:02I have already made you my aunt.
06:04Of my children.
06:05Wait.
06:06I will get more tikkis.
06:08I thought today's content is over.
06:10How much more footage is there?
06:11Wait a second.
06:12I am coming.
06:13I think today's footage will be split in two days.
06:16Take a bite.
06:19I am scared.
06:20Give me a bite.
06:21It is very tasty.
06:22I know your value, Vivian.
06:24No one will eat it.
06:25I swear.
06:27Listen, Aditya.
06:28There was a ruckus in the house.
06:29I am not joking.
06:30Yes.
06:31There is still a fight.
06:32Yes.
06:33There is still a fight.
06:34There is still a fight.
06:35There is still a fight.
06:37Are you not having?
06:38Are you sure?
06:39You go, man.
06:40I will kill you.
06:41She will have.
06:44It is for you.
06:45Listen.
06:46It is for you.
06:47Can you see?
06:48Can you see?
06:49I will feed you.
06:50What?
06:51I will feed you, Vivian.
06:52It is for you.
06:53You will eat.
06:54Then I will go.
06:55Then I will eat.
06:56Now you decide.
06:57Does your brother want to eat?
06:58Do you want to keep your brother hungry?
06:59I want to warn all of you.
07:02That inside the house
07:03there is a man
07:04who has entered the house
07:05in the guise of Colors.
07:08What is a intruder?
07:10Look around you.
07:12Recognize him.
07:14Spy?
07:16You may not be able to recognize him.
07:18Intruder.
07:19That is why
07:20I will tell you his name.
07:23That intruder's name is
07:26Naira Banerjee.
07:27What did I do?
07:30What did I do?
07:31She knows everything.
07:33That when the episode has been made.
07:35Sir.
07:36Sir, please.
07:37She knows how many episodes
07:38have been made.
07:40What were you doing?
07:41I was joking.
07:42She even knows
07:45how many promos
07:46have been cut.
07:48Oh God, sir.
07:49I was joking.
07:50I don't know such details.
07:51I am also 12 years old.
07:52I was just saying.
07:53But what is the reality?
07:54Would you like to know?
07:55I was joking.
07:57This is a disease.
07:59Sorry.
08:00And I warn all of you
08:01to beware of this disease.
08:03Absolutely.
08:05Now it's my turn
08:07to be in trouble.
08:08I also want to tell you all
08:10that for editing
08:12or content
08:13Naira Banerjee
08:15was never given
08:16an appointment letter.
08:20I have already joked once or twice.
08:23Oh God.
08:24Please continue.
08:25Or in Naira's words
08:27please
08:28keep making episodes.
08:31I swear
08:32it's savage.
08:33That's why I told you
08:34from the first day.
08:35Give me food.
08:37That's it.
08:45This is a public booking.
08:52Why didn't anyone
08:53say anything to Vivian today?
08:54I also said.
08:55No, no.
08:56Why didn't anyone say?
08:57Why didn't I say?
08:58How can you do this to Vivian?
08:59Why are you talking to me?
09:01I said the same thing.
09:04He was the one cooking.
09:05He was the one who said
09:06I will make.
09:07He was the one.
09:08Why?
09:09Just because he's Vivian D'Souza.
09:10We all know what I'm talking about.
09:11I get your point.
09:12Trust me.
09:14Listen, there was a storm.
09:15Listen.
09:19A situation.
09:20A situation.
09:21A situation.
09:22There was a storm.
09:24And there
09:26everything was ruined.
09:27Like in Mumbai in 2007.
09:30And the next day
09:31What happened?
09:32There was no one to bring food.
09:34There was no one to bring food.
09:36Everything was ruined.
09:40First of all
09:41look at this.
09:45Everything is ruined.
09:47What are you thinking?
09:50This will be broken.
09:51This will be torn.
09:55Oh God.
09:56What is this man doing?
09:58What are you doing?
09:59What are you doing?
10:01I don't know.