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00:00BOOM!
00:02BOOM!
00:04BOOM!
00:06BOOM!
00:28According to the latest research report from the UK,
00:31the workload of the global working class
00:35is the same as that of the soldiers in World War II.
00:39Symptoms of stress include anger,
00:42instability,
00:44impulsiveness,
00:45mental weakness,
00:46and violent tendencies.
00:48It can be seen that the workplace is like a battlefield,
00:49not just talking.
00:51The four basic principles of a successful career
00:54include keeping a smile,
00:56following your superiors,
00:58being liked by good people.
00:59These will be my strongest and most powerful weapons.
01:03A good first impression is the beginning of success.
01:06Come on!
01:07Xinqi,
01:08I,
01:09Zhang Yuqian,
01:10are ready!
01:27How did he get the job?
01:29Why did he get the job?
01:31I don't know.
01:32Come on, follow me.
01:33I'm Xiaopeng.
01:34You can call me
01:36Senior Xiaopeng.
01:38Senior Xiaopeng, hello.
01:40That's it.
01:42Let me explain the rules to you.
01:45Our business department
01:46mainly deals with magazine advertising.
01:48By the way,
01:49get to work at nine o'clock in the morning.
01:50If you don't get the card before 8.50, you'll be late.
01:52Should I get off work on time?
01:54Don't worry.
01:55We all work overtime.
01:56What's the big deal?
01:58What's the big deal?
01:59You're always late.
02:01If I make a mistake again,
02:02I'll put the file in your mouth.
02:03I'll do it when I get back from the bathroom.
02:05The head of the business department,
02:06Chen Haonan.
02:07Brother Nan.
02:08I want to hit you.
02:09He's been a business champion for many years.
02:10For work,
02:11he can give up his marriage.
02:12There should be a deadline.
02:14We usually wear sleepers or pillows.
02:17Is this your first page?
02:18You wrote it well.
02:19You've improved a lot.
02:21I'll rewrite the third page.
02:23Don't work too hard.
02:25You have to be healthy.
02:27You'd better take a nap.
02:28If you don't take a nap for five days,
02:29you can't do it.
02:30Lao Sheng, Shen Bowen.
02:31The head of the business department.
02:32Don't offend him.
02:35The salary is not that high.
02:37And as long as you stay at someone's house for more than a year,
02:39other companies will try to get you.
02:41Is there any problem?
02:42I have a problem.
02:43I'm out of line.
02:44I have to admit that I made a mistake.
02:45Give me my phone.
02:51Where are we?
02:54We don't know.
02:55We know.
02:56Where are we?
02:57Senior Pan.
02:59I tell you.
03:01You guys are assigned in
03:03three groups.
03:04Is it in our office?
03:05No.
03:06Two new people left yesterday.
03:08They haven't lasted for seven days.
03:11Why do you make them work?
03:12They are worse than that.
03:13They resigned.
03:15Did they resign in seven days?
03:17Yes.
03:18You guys are moving out?
03:20Yeah, so Xiao Feng told us
03:22that you guys have to pass the probation period
03:24before you can have a desk
03:26or you'll have to clean up.
03:28Your seat is at...
03:30Jenny!
03:36Okay, you guys go report to Xiao Feng.
03:38Okay.
03:40Team 3's leader, Yu Xin Feng.
03:42Xiao Feng.
03:44It's said that since she was born,
03:46she's like a rule-breaking,
03:48no-temperature female ghost.
03:50Do you know the rules?
03:52Yeah, I wrote them down.
03:54The probation period is three months.
03:56According to the previous cases,
03:58I'll only leave one for you two.
04:00I'm done.
04:02This isn't a playground.
04:04It's a battlefield.
04:16It's okay.
04:20Hello, everyone!
04:22Hello, Director!
04:24Welcome to our team!
04:30Let's get to know each other.
04:32How old are you?
04:36Director, I'm 22 years old.
04:38I was born on December 23rd.
04:40Very good!
04:42That's what we need!
04:44Very good!
04:46Keep it up!
04:48Now, you! Tell me!
04:50What is your dream?
04:54Director!
04:56My dream is to become
04:58the world champion of MOBA, G9, and eSports.
05:00You're talking about a virtual world champion, right?
05:02Yes.
05:04We, Yinjia Weekly,
05:06are the champions of the real world.
05:08However,
05:10only a dreamer
05:12can make it come true.
05:14Thank you, Director!
05:16From now on,
05:18you're all winners!
05:20Let's chant together!
05:22We not only sell the weekly magazine,
05:24we also sell silver!
05:28We not only sell the weekly magazine,
05:30we also sell silver!
05:32Don't doubt!
05:34Believe!
05:36Stand up!
05:38Write with me!
05:40We not only sell the weekly magazine,
05:42we also sell silver!
05:44We not only sell the weekly magazine,
05:46we also sell silver!
05:48Very good!
05:50I won't waste your time.
05:52I wish you all
05:54a successful career!
05:56Thank you!
05:58Thank you!
06:00Seeing you like this
06:02makes me...
06:04Okay.
06:06I'll say a few more words to you.
06:08I'd like to share with you
06:10my journey from
06:12six years old
06:14to yesterday.
06:16The journey of a winner.
06:18When I was six years old,
06:20I was
06:22a naive boy.
06:24Lin Fatty is just like this.
06:26Last time, a colleague stood for too long
06:28and his blood sugar was too low.
06:30He fainted and was sent to the hospital.
06:32He was depressed.
06:34Is Lin Fatty
06:36a new nickname?
06:38Why?
06:40Why are you so annoying?
06:42Lin Fatty is a nickname we got for him.
06:44Lin Fatty is a nickname we got for him.
06:46Lin Fatty is a nickname we got for him.
06:48You have to write it down.
06:50By the way,
06:52in two weeks,
06:54all the new employees will
06:56submit the five shortcomings of the company
06:58in front of the director and the old bird.
07:00This report will be included in the evaluation.
07:02Do you have to do this report
07:04in two weeks?
07:06Remember, two weeks later.
07:08Two weeks later?
07:10What report in two weeks?
07:12Pan Xiaomin,
07:14your...
07:20It's here.
07:26Wait a minute.
07:28Who is he?
07:30The strongest plan of our three groups
07:32is not to socialize with people anymore.
07:34Is there anything you want me to be responsible for now?
07:38This sentence is a bit cruel.
07:40But it's really useless to trust in the company.
07:42So try to make yourself useful.
07:44So try to make yourself useful.
07:50I'm leaving now.
07:52Where are you going?
07:54None of your business.
07:56It's only ten o'clock now.
07:58None of your business.
08:00None of your business.
08:12He hasn't changed at all.
08:26What are you doing here?
08:28As your ex-cousin,
08:30how can I not care about you?
08:32After all, I'm your superior.
08:34After all, I'm your superior.
08:36You're leaving work so early.
08:38Do you want to be eaten by a dog?
08:40Do you want to be eaten by a dog?
08:42What do you want?
08:44I want to persuade you to resign.
08:46I want to persuade you to resign.
08:48Are you really scared?
08:50I'll be your halo.
08:52I'm so scared.
08:54I'm so scared.
08:56According to the past cases,
08:58According to the past cases,
09:00I'll only leave one for you two.
09:02I'll only leave one for you two.
09:04Five thousand.
09:06Five thousand.
09:08One thousand.
09:14What a pity.
09:16What can I do for you?
09:27A good first impression is an important start.
09:29A good first impression is an important start.
09:31There are four basic rules for a newbie.
09:33Keep a smile.
09:34Keep a smile.
09:36Obey your superior.
09:37Obey your superior.
09:39You can do it.
09:41You can do it.
09:42I've asked around.
09:43I've asked around.
09:44You're being...
09:46You're being...
09:48humiliated.
09:49humiliated.
09:50Humiliated.
09:51Humiliated.
09:52Humiliated.
09:54Zhou Yi.
09:55Pei, you can't cooperate.
09:56You can't cooperate.
09:57It's very difficult for me to let you audition.
09:58It's very difficult for me to let you audition.
10:02Okay.
10:03Anyway, a lot of teams are trying to get me.
10:04Anyway, a lot of teams are trying to get me.
10:07If I walk out of this door today,
10:08If I walk out of this door today,
10:09I will never come back.
10:11I think you want to choose me
10:14or him?
10:21Are you sure?
10:22Are you sure?
10:23You asked me,
10:24Catch him if you can!
10:25Don't let him get away!
10:30Your image collapsed,
10:32and you were blocked by your coach.
10:34Your fingers were fractured,
10:35and you lost your career as a player.
10:38How about this?
10:39Find a job,
10:40and start over.
10:45Even if you don't leave now,
10:47you won't last more than three months
10:48according to my understanding of you.
10:51What if I really last more than three months?
10:53Will you call me a winner in front of everyone?
10:57Sure.
10:59I don't care.
11:01But if you lose,
11:03you have to apologize to me in front of the whole company.
11:06I...
11:07What should I apologize for?
11:12I'll tell you when the time comes.
11:14Xiaomeng,
11:15I'm glad that you can be in the team.
11:17I'll keep an eye on you
11:18as a winner in the company
11:19for the next few years.
11:21What about Zhou?
11:25He didn't feel well this morning.
11:29Zhou?
11:32Yes, it's me.
11:33My name is Zhou Yi.
11:34Are you not feeling well?
11:36No, I'm super healthy.
11:40Health.
11:52I'll give you five minutes
11:53to change into a long pants.
11:55Otherwise, you'll be fired.
12:04Be careful.
12:13You have a good job.
12:16Which idiot would work in a short pants?
12:22I can't take it anymore.
12:24Take it.
12:25What's this?
12:27Snack.
12:28Health socks.
12:30Why do you always bring socks to work?
12:32In order not to have the tragedy of the last interview,
12:35I brought one more set of clothes.
12:36You don't want it, so forget it.
12:39You have to be nice when you give gifts.
12:51Don't pretend to be serious.
13:00It's boring.
13:01I can't read it.
13:05The comprehensive review provided by Zhou
13:07includes a flat advertising plan,
13:08a通路广告规划,
13:09a跨频内容行销,
13:10a数位行销规划, etc.
13:16You just peeped.
13:17Come on, one more time.
13:19The specifications of Zhou's advertising plan...
13:2211 cm wide and 18 cm high.
13:24The original price is NT$450,000.
13:25The discount is NT$270,000.
13:27Harvard University's research
13:28shows that the first impression of people
13:30is formed within two seconds.
13:32I hope that those two seconds
13:33are not more valuable than the short pants
13:35and the tragedy of the last interview.
13:40Remember, two weeks later...
13:42Two...two weeks...
13:43What...what report should I submit two weeks later?
13:47The last issue is the most difficult.
13:48What is the title of the report?
13:54Why are you asking me?
13:56Go ask Xiaofeng.
14:00What are you doing?
14:02Open it.
14:08I'm sorry.
14:13I know you.
14:14You are the newcomer
14:15who has been on the cover of the Three Groups.
14:17Right?
14:18Yes, it's me.
14:20Idiot.
14:21I'm also a newcomer.
14:22I'm the second group's Ah Hui.
14:23He is the first group's YY.
14:25Finally, it's the right time.
14:26What is the title of the newcomer's report?
14:28I just asked around.
14:29No one told me.
14:30What is the title of the newcomer's report?
14:32I've already figured it out.
14:34Now...
14:37Get out!
14:43What are you doing?
14:45I'm sorry.
14:46What is the title of the newcomer's report?
14:48I won't tell you.
14:49Little girl.
14:50One day,
14:51everyone will listen to you.
14:53They won't say your voice is weird.
14:55They won't laugh at your voice anymore.
14:59You...
15:00Get out!
15:01Let me tell you.
15:02The title is
15:03the absence of five companies.
15:05That's right.
15:07Why are you talking to her so much?
15:09What are you doing?
15:10What do you mean?
15:11We are in the same league.
15:13Do you have any information
15:14that you can share with us?
15:19You can't wear shorts to work.
15:23What kind of information is that?
15:28Do you have a meeting room at nine o'clock?
15:30I'm in a hurry.
15:34Can you remind me
15:35which group you belong to?
15:37Hello, senior.
15:38I'm the newcomer of group three.
15:39My name is Xiao Qian.
15:41Newcomer.
15:42Newcomer.
15:43Hello, I'm the secretary of the director.
15:45I won't stop at this time.
15:47But
15:48the list is still blank.
15:51I just
15:52haven't registered yet.
15:56Xiao Qian of group three.
15:58OK?
15:59Zhang Yuqian.
16:00Smile.
16:01First impression.
16:03I'm sorry
16:04to cause you trouble.
16:06I will register early next time.
16:08Do you need me to help you
16:10arrange the desks inside?
16:14By the way,
16:15remember to register
16:16for the next meeting room.
16:22I got it.
16:24I'm sorry, Xiaofeng.
16:25The big meeting room has been registered.
16:27But I have a small meeting room.
16:30The meeting room at that time
16:31was not used by anyone.
16:32So I asked you to borrow it.
16:34Yes, it was like this.
16:35So when you went to borrow it,
16:36someone took it away.
16:37No, no one took it away.
16:38I got it.
16:39It's too difficult
16:40for you to borrow
16:41in the meeting room.
16:42I can explain
16:43the situation just now.
16:48Zhang Yuqian.
16:49Hurry up and pay your rent.
16:50Your landlord is rushing me.
16:53I'm sorry.
16:54Remember to turn off the sound next time.
16:57I don't know if Xiaofeng
16:58has anything else
16:59to ask me for help.
17:00Yes.
17:01Please go out.
17:02Go out.
17:08Then I'll go back to read the information.
17:11Now everyone in the company
17:12thinks
17:13you will be the first to be fired.
17:16How is that possible?
17:20We hold a bet every year
17:21to see
17:22who will be the first to leave.
17:24I'm the banker.
17:26Everyone thinks you will lose.
17:28But I don't want to.
17:30But there's something wrong with the judgment.
17:32Break it.
17:33I'll break it.
17:34Okay, okay, okay.
17:36Why are you so excited?
17:39I'm already preparing for the report.
17:42I thought this job
17:43was questionable to you.
17:46Now there's a reason
17:47why you can't lose.
17:49Brother Nan, he really is...
17:53Anyway, I have a reason
17:54why I can't lose now.
17:59Do you want to cooperate?
18:04What can you do for me?
18:05In addition to Cai Niao,
18:07everyone has
18:08a small notebook.
18:10Lin Pang will finally
18:11sum up everyone's opinions
18:12to decide who to eliminate.
18:14You have offended everyone
18:15in the office.
18:17The notebook in their hands
18:18has your name on it.
18:20What does that notebook
18:21have to do with
18:22the report after two weeks?
18:23I've been in the company for five years.
18:25In fact, every new person's report
18:26is the same.
18:27So this report
18:28is not the focus at all.
18:30That's sick.
18:31Then why did they
18:32waste our time?
18:34You can take this report
18:35as a talent show
18:36for new people.
18:38It's very similar to the acting circle.
18:40The real standard of evaluation
18:41is not talent,
18:43but whether everyone likes you or not.
18:49Then why did you resign
18:50and go home?
18:52Didn't I tell you
18:53that of course
18:54you have to use
18:55your parents' resources
18:56to explore the possibilities.
18:59How is your work today?
19:01I'm so bad today.
19:03I don't know what I've been doing
19:04all day.
19:06I offended the supervisor
19:07and the front desk.
19:08Why are you so surprised?
19:10I've been trying
19:12to give everyone
19:13a good impression.
19:15You forgot
19:16the new rule
19:17you told me yourself.
19:19Come on.
19:20Recite it again in your heart.
19:22Then
19:23eat all the courage.
19:27Eat all the courage.
19:34Yes.
19:37When a bird walks in a suit,
19:38it will shine.
19:40The suit is the protective umbrella
19:41of the bird.
19:48Let the old bird get in the elevator first.
19:51The front one, please.
19:57Two sentences.
19:58Don't let the bird know
19:59you're different from them.
20:02If you want to do it,
20:03do it all.
20:08Wait a minute.
20:09What do you mean by that?
20:10Because I'm wearing
20:11a full suit today,
20:12so I said
20:13if you want to do it,
20:14do it all.
20:15It means I'm doing it
20:16all by myself.
20:17Cool, right?
20:19How is it?
20:20What do you want me to do now?
20:21Surprised to find a chance,
20:22but not surprised to hate.
20:24I don't want to do it.
20:25I don't want to do it.
20:26I can help.
20:27I can't laugh
20:28when I see him.
20:29This is talking.
20:30How can I not kick him?
20:31What's the pleasure in kicking him?
20:33You must pay for it,
20:34and you may have to compensate.
20:35Without us,
20:36I'm not familiar with him.
20:38Damn it.
20:39Didn't you say
20:40I just shut up
20:41when I encounter different situations?
20:42It's basic to be polite.
20:45Or some people
20:46are the ass of Director Tong.
20:48Is your work
20:49to make fun of me?
20:50You are
20:51Ma Bingqing,
20:52Zhang Yutian,
20:55Taco.
20:56Am I familiar with you?
20:57Who asked you
20:58to play with me?
20:59Stop it.
21:00A lot of plots
21:01get bigger and bigger.
21:02You are here again.
21:03Are you crazy?
21:04Zhou Ying, stop it.
21:05Do you want to win or not?
21:07I'm still the bad guy.
21:08He is the male relative.
21:09He is the ex-relative.
21:10There is no difference
21:11between relatives.
21:12Even if you fire him now,
21:13I have no objection.
21:14Okay,
21:15I've decided.