A man starts a new gooning streak with his trusty friend by his side! | dG1fbU5WdDZBNF9hNnc
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00:00I will do it because I think I can be a dangerous president
00:04She said
00:05I cannot be known for just saying anything
00:08What does a shark smell like?
00:11I do not have the means to make a child
00:14I feel horrible, I have to do it
00:16I thought it was horrible
00:17I wouldn't be able to do it
00:19I wouldn't be able to do it
00:21Do you guys want me to get married and have a child?
00:23Would you like that, Connie?
00:24But I will take your request
00:26I have a miss and I can't love you
00:29I'm sorry, I'm sorry
00:35Oh, little crust and her brother
00:39You really make my entire day
00:42Thank you, thank you, thank you
00:44Take care
00:46I will let you know when I'm next
00:48I love you, please I love you, please
00:50With that, goodbye
00:56I am afraid it will get worse my child the gods have punished us with a dark
01:07cold plague affecting our favorite 2d animated women with busting
01:12personalities turn on any channel I am afraid our worst nightmares are
01:18intoxicating the nature of Japan and its glorious culture
01:24she does warn that the decline in birth rate is the future of the country
01:35yes sire anime is indeed produced in the beautiful walkable streets of Japan the
01:43powerful nation you seem stressed why not take a bit of this hateful
01:48non-productive energy away sir with a simple knock on the old stringle stick
01:54of gratification that is merely one inch away from the current location of your
02:00stumpy five-fingered hand. Well, I guess a brother could calm down. Yes, yes, yes.
02:09Ha ha ha. This is immaculate music to my rubber fake ears and body. My succulent
02:18flesh has been replaced by petroleum-based chemicals and cheap
02:21Chinese plastic. If only I had the tenderness of a meatful stick hormone.
02:35Yowie trans woman poop on here. I am deeply disappointed in you. Watching pornography is a
02:48despicable degrading activity that shows a complete lack of respect and
02:53decency towards others. You are not only dehumanizing the actors involved in the
02:57pornography, but also yourself. I can't believe that someone I have trusted and
03:02relied upon to be a hero and a role model would engage in such a depraved
03:06and destructive activity. You're supposed to be better than this. You're supposed to be a symbol for justice and
03:13righteousness, not someone who contributes to the objectification. You
03:20disgusting, revolting man. You have paused the sophisticated, artistic
03:25mirette of gooning for a mere man in a bat costume. You little shiteye with the
03:30plastic hands of justice. Justice, justice, justice. Sentence you to an extra 20 more
03:35hours added to your already set 40 long hour goon session. Immediately, that man told me not to do that.
03:43Wait, look, let's make a deal. Hey, what if I don't need to watch the gooning sessions?
03:49Hmm, I will gladly just listen in. You can stop saying you are uncomfortable
03:53when I am in the room, subtly crying.
03:55Piece of shit. Children, rise!