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00:00You
00:16Are we
00:20Baby
00:25There was a little
00:28If you are a friend and a common man, meet Rajbir Dabra sir
00:35Rajbir has only one hobby since childhood
00:37Girls, I mean women, I mean sisters in law, I mean aunts
00:43But unfortunately, despite having this hobby, the poor guy lived with vaginity
00:50Rajbir was tired of this world that erased lust and lust
00:58Oh
01:02But it is said that God's house is late, not dark
01:07Rajbir's good days have come
01:10Rajbir found a new Biscope in this telescope kept in the window
01:18Apsara Classic Block D, E and F
01:23His Biscope has more channels than DTH
01:27But Rajbir's favorite channel is Penthouse HD
01:38Yes, what was I saying?
01:41She is our Penthouse's Goddess, Bobby Bhabhi
01:44Today's famous woman
01:47Actually her name is Bavita Chakraborty
01:50Wife of Rajbir's innocent neighbor Anil Chakraborty
01:57Who has just left the house
02:27Bhavita Chakraborty
02:41Life is a struggle
02:44You have to work hard
02:48You are all young people
02:50If you don't work hard now, when will you?
02:53Have you ever seen how hard your wife works?
03:05Look at me, I worked so hard at that age
03:10From morning to evening, I taught in college
03:13From evening to night, I taught in coaching class
03:17I worked so hard, that's why I am here today
03:21Okay, that's all for today
03:25But do your homework properly, okay?
03:35Someone gave this Chakraborty a Maths degree by mistake
03:39He should have been a gold medalist in philosophy
03:42He makes his students work till 9 every day
03:51Give me a Maladi
03:54Mr. Bengali, why are you always talking about Maladi?
03:58Take this, it's a new flavor
04:01It will make your wife Sunny Leone by night
04:04Yuck!
04:06Give me what I asked you to
04:09Got it?
04:11Give me a Maladi
04:13Give me a Maladi
04:15Give me a Maladi
04:17Give me a Maladi
04:21Take this
04:243 Rupees
04:42Here, Bobby is having fun
04:45And here, Rajbir's prime time show
04:50Give me a Maladi
05:02Give me a Maladi
05:13Give me a Maladi
05:14Give me a Maladi
05:28Oh my God! I am dead!
05:33Oh my God! I am dead!
05:36Mr. Chakraborty fell down!
05:38Oh my God!
05:40Mr. Chakraborty fell down!
05:45Get some water
05:48Here, drink some water
05:50Oh my God!
05:52What happened to my sona?
05:54What happened to my sona?
05:56Sona!
05:58What happened to my sona?
06:00Sister-in-law!
06:05Oh my God! I don't know how he fell down
06:08Be careful
06:10Oh my God!
06:14Here, drink some water
06:16Take him away
06:18Oh my God!
06:20Get up, get up
06:22Go home, don't make a crowd
06:39Who are you?
06:41Help
06:44Help
06:46Oh my God!
06:48Oh my God!
06:51Oh my God!
06:53Oh my God!
06:55Oh my God!
06:57Oh my God!
07:06Well done, Rajbir
07:08Pass or Foul?
07:14Foul
07:44Foul
08:14Oh my God!
08:26Oh my God!
08:28What am I seeing?
08:30The penthouse itself is staring at Rajbir
08:33A twist in the story?
08:44Thank you
09:00Thank you
09:10For hitting my husband's head
09:15You are such a sweetheart
09:22You are so lucky, child
09:27What a smile!
09:31Good night
09:37And
09:39By the way
09:45It's dangerous to look out of the telescope
09:48It can be harmful for the neighbours
10:14Oh my God!
10:16Oh my God!
10:18Oh my God!
10:20Oh my God!
10:22Rajbir
10:24You are so lucky
10:26You are so lucky
10:28You got a green signal
10:30What are you waiting for?
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12:42Music
12:59Ismail Abdi
13:01and Ara Abdi
13:03Block F
13:0514th Floor
13:13Pick up your stuff
13:15Let's go
13:43Music
13:57Music
14:13Yes, tell me
14:14Where are you?
14:15And why aren't you coming to college these days?
14:17Did someone beat you up again?
14:19What's the matter? Tell me quickly, I'm busy
14:21Since when have you started getting busy?
14:23Hang up the phone, okay?
14:24Listen, listen, listen
14:27There's this hot girl in our class
14:30Bro, she's so hot
14:33Sakshi, she's the daughter of a brigadier
14:35Bro, she's so hot
14:37And on top of that, she's a prankster
14:39And on the bottom, she's a DP
14:41Tell me, will you bet?
14:43If you get a tail, it's yours
14:45And if you get a hat, it's mine
14:53Listen, I'm coming to your house
14:55Let's come there and bet, okay?
14:58Listen, you win the bet
15:00I don't want your girl, okay bye
15:02And listen, don't come home, I'm busy
15:41And listen, don't come home, I'm busy
15:45And listen, don't come home, I'm busy
15:48And listen, don't come home, I'm busy
16:06I'm leaving
16:41You can't sing so loudly and you can't make such noises at night either.
16:47So, does the society object to my music or my voice?
16:53Both.
16:54Okay, it won't happen again.
16:57Apologize to the society on my behalf. I promise.
17:00Let's go.
17:02Manilal, listen.
17:04Yes?
17:06I have two tickets for Neha Kakkar's concert.
17:09Yes?
17:10I have guitar practice and a friend of mine is also coming.
17:14I won't be able to go.
17:15You can go if you want. I'm not forcing you.
17:21You know, Neha and I are like best friends.
17:24If someone doesn't go, she'll feel bad.
17:26Ved Bhai, can't I do such a small job for you?
17:31But I have two tickets and I...
17:35You know Sheila, my maid?
17:40She'll come tomorrow morning at 11.
17:43I'll tell her to come in a sexy dress and she'll go to the concert with you.
17:47Okay?
17:48Okay.
17:55Here, it'll be useful at night.
17:59Okay?
18:00Okay.
18:01What about the society?
18:02Ved Bhai, the society is your flat.
18:06Call me however you want.
18:08Let's go.
18:09Okay.
18:12Manilal, listen.
18:13Yes?
18:16How much does Bobby Chakraborty's husband earn?
18:21What?
18:23Find out.
18:25Okay.
18:26What?
18:31Rajvir, I got a call from your college.
18:35They said it's been three days.
18:37They saw your face.
18:39What's the matter?
18:41Dad, I was making a pipe assignment.
18:47It's practical for him.
18:50I was in the canteen for three days.
18:53Do you think I'm a fool?
18:54Tell me the truth. Where were you?
18:58What are you saying, mom?
19:00I'm telling the truth.
19:02I'll go to college from tomorrow.
19:05I promise.
19:06Why don't you say no?
19:08Let him live in peace.
19:10Idiot.
19:12Listen.
19:13What do you do in the room?
19:15What are you saying?
19:17I study well.
19:19I'll study well from tomorrow.
19:21I have a math test tomorrow.
19:23I'll study in the room.
19:25Good night, mom.
19:26Rajvir.
19:28Tomorrow is Sunday.
19:30Sit down.
19:54Now tell me.
19:55What's the matter?
19:56Why didn't you go to college?
19:58Tell me the truth.
20:00What's the matter?
20:24A new channel starts from today in Rajvir's Biscope.
20:41Oh!
20:42What's this?
20:44No signal in the channel?
20:46Don't worry, son.
20:48It's a new channel.
20:49There's always a signal problem.
20:51Then watch some other channel.
20:58That's more like it.
20:59Perfect.
21:01Okay, Rajvir.
21:02Tonight, you'll be entertained by this channel.
21:05This is Chandu and Gopi Balakrishnan.
21:09They got married in Chennai six years ago.
21:11Arranged marriage.
21:12But they never got together.
21:15They should've gotten a gold medal in fighting.
21:18I'll kill you and go to jail.
21:19I'll kill you and go to jail.
21:20I'll become a widow.
21:21But I won't leave you.
21:22I'll kill you.
21:24You said you love me at the time of marriage.
21:27But you don't love me.
21:28I'll kill you.
21:29I won't leave you.
21:30No.
21:33Whatever the priest said.
21:35I'm just a fool, Elaichi.
21:37Fool.
21:38Don't do this, son.
21:39Do it.
21:43Gopi.
21:47No, Gopi.
21:48No, no, no.
21:49Chandu.
21:51You don't love me.
21:54Oh, dear Gopi.
21:55I love you a lot.
21:57But you don't let me come close to you.
22:02You're so close.
22:06Now you'll see.
22:07I'll take off my clothes.
22:09And I'll show you how much I love you.
22:15Who is it now?
22:18Who is it?
22:24Hello.
22:25Can I get some sugar?
22:31I'm sorry.
22:33I don't have it.
22:34I got a new packet yesterday.
22:36I'll give it to you.
22:38Wait.
22:43I won't leave you.
22:46How are you?
22:47The room is nice.
22:48Oh, Tamil.
23:09I'll return it tomorrow.
23:11There's no medicine.
23:12Not needed.
23:18Baby.
23:32Oh, dear.
23:47I love you.
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25:13Hello, Rajveer.
25:19Manilal, how are you?
25:21Something is wrong, Rajveer.
25:24Where are you going like a ghost?
25:27Something is wrong.
25:29Rajveer, you are not telling me.
25:32You seem to be tensed.
25:39You scoundrel, where are you busy these days?
25:44What happened to him?
25:45How would I know what happened to him?
25:48He keeps staring at the CID all day and he doesn't even know that.
25:53Anyway, forget it.
25:55Listen, there is a great party tomorrow.
26:00And your brother has arranged all the tickets.
26:04What do you say?
26:05No, guys. I am not coming.
26:08You guys go.
26:09Brother, believe me.
26:11All your tensions will go away.
26:13No, guys. I am not coming.
26:16You scoundrel, who is asking you for permission?
26:19Sharp at 9 o'clock.
26:21Understood?
26:24Manilal, you also get ready.
26:29Guys, I am not well.
26:31Then there is a place for you, bro.
26:34Liquor, STC, milk.
26:38Really?
26:41Bro, this?
26:43Yes!
26:44Oh, man!
28:37She was the same one.
28:46She was the same one.
28:52Something is wrong.
28:57Manilal.
28:58Who was she?
29:00The one with the wig.
29:03What?
29:05The one with the wig?
29:07Yes.
29:09Her big eyes.
29:14Her long black hair.
29:19I saw her and then..
29:22We became witches.
29:30Witch means..
29:33Something is wrong.
29:41My uncle used to say..
29:43..that if you see a girl for no reason..
29:49..then you are definitely possessed by a witch.
29:54Really?
29:55Yes.
29:57And if you see the same witch again and again..
30:03..then you are definitely possessed by a witch.
30:07Did uncle say that?
30:10No.
30:12He said..
30:25Manilal, something is definitely wrong.
30:28You, son of a CID officer.
30:31Shut up, man. Shut up.
30:34Shut up means something is definitely wrong.
30:55This car is making me scared.
31:00What happened to you?
31:02Where did you die?
31:05Nothing, mom. I am just tired.
31:11Rajveer.
31:14Yes, dad.
31:16How was your group study last night?
31:19It was fine, dad.
31:20I was very happy.
31:22I was very happy.
31:23I was very happy.
31:25I was very happy.
31:26I was very happy.
31:28I was very happy.
31:29So, dad, it was great.
31:31Okay.
31:33Rajveer.
31:35Yes, dad.
31:41Define Arrhenius law.
31:47Arrhenius law or equation gives the dependence on the rate..
31:50..constant of a chemical reaction on the absolute temperature..
31:52..where the pre-exponential factor or simply the per-factor..
31:54..is the activation energy and the universal gas constant that..
32:00Rajveer.
32:02Wait.
32:03What is Ruth Harvids stability criterion?
32:07In control system theory, the Ruth Harvids stability criterion..
32:09..is a mathematical test.
32:10That is necessary and sufficient of a stability..
32:13..of a linear time varying control system.
32:15It provides a way to determine of an equation..
32:17..of a motion of a linear system have only stable solution..
32:20..without solving the system directly that.
32:26Rajveer.
32:30What is universally of employed as the law of expansion metal..
32:34..in the biometallic thermometer which is an iron nickel alloy..
32:38..containing 36% of nickel and has very low coefficients of expansion?
32:43Give me the answer of this question.
32:45Will you ask all the questions here itself, dad?
32:52Dad, the low expansion metal is called invar.
32:56Very good, Rajveer.
32:57Very good, Rajveer.
32:59Your father has lost his mind.
33:01Very good.
33:57There is a shadow of yon on you for sure.
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37:23What?
37:24Bathroom water?
37:25What?
37:26What?
37:50Come. We go. We go.
37:53Something is fishy, Manilal.
38:04Babita?
38:07Tonight, you and me, together.
38:13Into Pintu?
38:15You only.
38:18Go, open the door.
38:23What?
38:25Tea leaves.
38:27Give it to me, I'll get it.
38:30By the way, do you want fresh tea or firecrackers?
38:38Not firecrackers, give him Red Label.
38:54Your house is in Block D, right?
38:59Why did you come here for tea?
39:03All the tea in that block is over.
39:08How did you come so early from office?
39:11I'm a professor.
39:14I teach Mathematics.
39:16I don't go to office.
39:18You always ask questions in my house.
39:20You always ask questions.
39:24Here are the tea leaves.
39:30What are you staring at? Go.
39:34And yes.
39:36Next time the tea leaves are over, don't come here.
39:40Go to the shop.
39:42Got it?
39:44Rascal.
39:46Leave me.
39:48What will you leave?
39:50Leave me.
39:55I'll kill you.
40:11Day after tomorrow, 3 pm.
40:14Your Bobby.
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